0:00:26 > 0:00:29SHE WHOOPS
0:00:29 > 0:00:32HE LAUGHS
0:00:32 > 0:00:35SHE MAKES HELICOPTER NOISES
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Tiffany!
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Feral.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Oh, come on, she's just letting off some steam.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Give it five years, she'll be on Crimewatch.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Give her a break. She's a kid.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's her job to make noise.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Come here, Tiff! You're going to be late for school!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hark - the dulcet tones of the parent. Bobby went off ages ago.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- Patrick, you haven't seen Masood with the post, have you?- Uh-uh.
0:01:00 > 0:01:01No pink things in the morning.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03There weren't no cereal.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Well, have some toast.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06There weren't no toast.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Come on, get in.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20What are you doing?
0:01:20 > 0:01:25Well, you're the one who wanted me to come to these classes.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30So, here I am. I believe that children are our future.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I said, "We". Together. Plural.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37SHE SIGHS
0:01:39 > 0:01:41HE LAUGHS TO HIMSELF
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Hey, Janine. Look!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53I knew we should have gone private.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Morgan! Come on, I'm late for the caff now. Is everything ruined?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01There wasn't much to ruin in the first place.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03But look, the gas is back on, it's been paid
0:02:03 > 0:02:05and the electric's back on.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Yeah, for now. I get paid today. I'll replace the food.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Janine will have to wait for the rent.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Can I have money for sweets?
0:02:12 > 0:02:15No, you can't. You've had enough for today.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Don't look like that, Tiff.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- You should give up sweets and treats for Lent.- What's Lent?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's a religious thing. You give things up to be religious.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Why?- Because Jesus says so.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Jesus says I can't have pink pigs?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30BIANCA SIGHS
0:02:37 > 0:02:42Morning. So, good day planned?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Yeah, I think it's going to be a fantastic day.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Anything I should know about?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56So, are me and you OK?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59What about Lucy?
0:02:59 > 0:03:04She's fine. Everything's fine. Mandy Salter, I love you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Today is going to be a good day.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11THEY LAUGH
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Why don't I cook today? For all of us?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15My treat.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That would be great, Lucy. Wouldn't it?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yeah. Great.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21So, lunch? One o'clock?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Perfect.- Lovely.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Will you please tell me why I'm here with a load of knocked up teenagers?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38What happened to the beatific mother-to-be?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Why am I here with a load of knocked up pensioners?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Oi. Be nice. She's given you a job, remember?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Don't tell me that's my surprise.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50No, no, no. Be nice for you to work together, won't it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I mean, your kids could end up playing together, couldn't they?- Oh(!)
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Me and Honey went to this antenatal thing once.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57It was mental, it was.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59It was all that sort of role playing thing.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02All the daddy wolves had to circle round all the mummy wolves,
0:04:02 > 0:04:06and then you had to start howling, right? I was like this...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08HE HOWLS AND LAUGHS
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Congratulations, mums!
0:04:09 > 0:04:13Is this going to be all happy clappy?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Feel free to ask any questions as we go along.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Every pregnancy's different.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Too right.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20My Honey was size the of a house for our second.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Not a first time dad, then?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh, no, no. I'm this baby's great grandad. Her grandad.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27I'm not the dad. Obviously.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30I don't know who the dad is. Does that matter?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Well, have you got a shortlist?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Be nice.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37It can be very challenging if you're facing parenthood on your own.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40But we're all here to support you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44I've got a question. Is this class going to cover elective C-sections
0:04:44 > 0:04:45and private hospitals?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Or should I just leave now?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51HE SIGHS
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! # Let's deck the Vic in daffodillies! #
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- It's St David's Day!- Yeah. Jean, that's lovely, darling,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00but how many of our punters are Welsh?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02It's not Welsh. It's Greek.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Greek? OK, it's Greek.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Narcissus died looking at his own reflection in the pool.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- Lovely. OK.- And the flowers grew where he fell.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Course they did.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- That's why they're called Narcissus. - Lovely.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15We have to have them. It's traditional.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17OK, let's do it, then.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Ha-ha! And leeks!
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Oh, lots of leeks.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Yes!- Let's have millions of leeks.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You two all right?
0:05:44 > 0:05:49Yeah. We will be. Thanks for the other night.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52That's what family are for, eh? What you doing for lunch?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Want to come to ours?
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Thanks. Max, not a word to Dot, eh? She thinks I've given it up for Lent.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01It's a man's basic right to have a drink.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Pack of the usual.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Smoking kills.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Come on, you should know Dot. She don't listen to basic rights,
0:06:07 > 0:06:09not when she's on the religious warpath.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Sounds like Dot.- She says we should be filled with the spirits, not debauchery.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16You been sneaking debauchery into your room again?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Come on, I've learned from Jim. Say, "Yes, Dorothy", to everything.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23And then go hide in the allotment. See you.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Think we can guess what this is all about.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Tuck your pelvis under.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Perfect. That'll help stop lower back pain as baby grows.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42See? You're going to be good at this, girl. I can tell.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47PHONE VIBRATES
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Leave it, leave it.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Janine Butcher.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- Oi!- No. no. She's not available, mate, all right?- Excuse me!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- You're not available.- That was important.- This is important.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Billions of women every year have babies without knowing how to
0:07:02 > 0:07:04sit on a yoga ball.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Just look around you.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Look, everyone's got someone by their side.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- So?- So, I'm the father, Janine, OK?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14I'm the only one volunteering to be by your side.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16You need me.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
0:07:38 > 0:07:43So he's left me something in his will? And this is what?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46An order? I just have to drop everything and turn up tomorrow?
0:07:48 > 0:07:53Well, it's just an informal meeting with Yusef's solicitor.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Where I'll be given a cheque for a few pounds?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00And that's meant to make everything all right again, is it?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You know I want nothing to do with that man.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Afia will inherit most of it, I'm sure, but we should go.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09If only to say it's over.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19So what's this, then? You due some sort of a payout?
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Must you? Pry in other people's private affairs?
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Hey. You all right?- Yeah.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36That's a lot of effort. I thought we were only having a quick lunch.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Yeah, I invited Jack over, too. You don't mind, do you?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, no. That's fine.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47What are you doing now?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Tidying up. This place is a mess.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51So..
0:08:51 > 0:08:55every time you're in a foul mood, we've got to have a makeover, have we?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Do you know, I've got to say, I am surprised you're staying as Mrs Khan.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I thought you'd be back to Masood, like I was to Fox.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Well, you've had that many surnames, it must be difficult to keep tabs, no?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Don't presume to know anything about my religion,
0:09:09 > 0:09:10all right, Denise?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Your religion sounds pretty loose. You've had three husbands in a year.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15I have not.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Um, Masood, Yusef...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21then back to Masood.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23That's three. You man-eater.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Masood is not my husband.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26He's as good as, ain't he?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'm still in mourning. We all are. The whole house is.
0:09:29 > 0:09:35Do me a favour! What, seriously? So what is this, then?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Is it some sort of religious thing?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40How long you got to do this mourning for?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Four months and ten days.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45What? Even if he was a psycho?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49You're not going to give me one of those, "It will bring me shame", speeches, are you?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51I really don't think it counts
0:09:51 > 0:09:53if he tried to kill everyone. No religion is that strict.
0:09:53 > 0:09:58I'm not justifying my religion or my personal affairs to you.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Well, pardon me.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Well, I just, you know, I do feel kind of involved.
0:10:03 > 0:10:08Given how I was made homeless, I'm skint and mine and Kim's business went down because of it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09But do you know...?
0:10:09 > 0:10:12No, I'm happy that you got a cheque out of it.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Mrs...um...Whatever.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Hello, darling!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- You all right?- Yeah.- You look nice.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Really?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Course you do. Don't she, Max?
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Cheers. Don't really need wine, do we, Tan?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Got to get back to work and all that. Go on.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Peter! Yeah, it's Dad.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54I was...ringing up for a quick chat.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59So, how's the new car?
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Oh, right, it was nothing important. I was just ringing up for a chat.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I'll talk to you another day, yeah? Bye.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18That looks nice, Luce.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19My pleasure.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Oh! Well done. That's interesting presentation.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Everything all right between you two, then?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33We're fine.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Yeah, we are. Just fine.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Thank you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:52Shall I...um...propose a toast?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57To family!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Family.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Cheers.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Nine hairs and a nit. That's what Dad used to call him.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Yeah, well, Dad used to call me a lot of things, didn't he?
0:12:11 > 0:12:16Not a lot of it was nice. Or fair.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Do you want one of these?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Don't, don't. Got to get back to the salon, ain't you?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's just one glass, Max.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Only one glass, innit?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- All right, Lauren?- Hello, darling.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31- All right, Lauren?- All right?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34You're the only one here who can turn down a drink.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Give it a rest, will you? - Proud of you, you know that?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39You're 18 soon, ain't you, Lauren?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- When can your uncle legally take his niece out for a drink? - End of the month.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Listen, you stay dry till then
0:12:44 > 0:12:46and I'll throw you a party at the Vic.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Oh, yeah, that'd be nice!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51If anyone's going to throw a party for my daughter's 18th, it's me, right?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53All right, sorry.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Another drink, anyone?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Yeah, why not? I've got to say, Lucy,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I think it's really nice having salad for a change.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Especially seeing as it's March the first.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Oh!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Sorry, darling, I need a cloth. - Yeah.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oi! I clocked them looks you've been giving me.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Listen, your dad believes me.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22So you better stop acting weird, all right?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I ain't the one acting round here.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Yeah, and I ain't the one going through people's handbags.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Ceasefire didn't last, did it? Do you know what?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I thought you two were teasing me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34But you've both forgotten, haven't you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Forgotten what?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39What's today? It's March the first.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41It's my birthday.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48So Roxy's fobbing Amy off already.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I mean, why bother going to court?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, I offered. It's more cash, innit?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I pay the bills. Not you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, Janine, you can't just come in here like that.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00This is our house.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Actually, I think you'll find I can. It's my house.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'm the landlord.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10And I charge you a miniscule rent, which you keep failing to pay. Remember?
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'll pay.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Good. I take cash, cheques, American Express...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17I'll take anything right now.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Look, Bianca, I'm not the enemy.
0:14:19 > 0:14:24You can have a job cleaning for me if you haven't got any cash.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25No, I'm not that desperate.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27All right, good. Good for you.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I was actually coming with a job offer for Whitney.
0:14:29 > 0:14:34When little one here comes along, I'm going to need a nanny.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, well, anything I can do to help.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39It'll be live-in, of course.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Live-in?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Well, she's not going to hear the baby cry from here, is she?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45I'll think about it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48I'm just saying, a well-paid nanny position
0:14:48 > 0:14:51from a respectable employer, luxurious accommodation...
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Don't think too long, yeah?
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Poor kid, she ain't even had it yet and she's palming it off already.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I think I should do it.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04What, and give up college? For her?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06You ain't done all that training to be her skivvy.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Listen, I'll sort the bills. Don't worry.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I'll go and see Ian, get a shift at the chippy.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I'll do it now. Look,
0:15:13 > 0:15:15does this face look like I like him?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18THEY LAUGH
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm just no good at the fluffy things in life.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21I'm so sorry, Ian.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23No, it's fine. It's not a big deal.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25KNOCK AT THE DOOR
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Are you sure?- Yes!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- All right, Luce? All right, Ian, mate.- All right?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Listen, mind if I pick up them leeks that you promised me?
0:15:33 > 0:15:38- You sure you need that many?- It's just Jean, getting excitable - talking about
0:15:38 > 0:15:41dragons and stuff. Listen, are you going to pop over or what?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Yeah, we should go for your birthday.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46You kept that one quiet, didn't you, birthday boy? Happy birthday.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51- Thank you.- First one's one the house. Give me the leeks for nothing, I'll give you a second one.
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- Come on, let's go.- Yeah, come on.- Yeah, go on, then. - No, stay. We've got champagne!
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- Oh, come on, Lucy, that'll keep. Come on, let's go over there, it will be fun.- It will.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03- Don't look so worried.- I'll come in a bit. Happy birthday, Dad.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Ahh. See ya.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Right, are you going to tell me what's got into you? Jack needs our support right now over Amy.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- You know this.- So you've fallen for his Peter Andre Dad of the Year bit?- Come on!
0:16:29 > 0:16:34He's got kids that he don't give a stuff about and he's sorting out my daughter's 18th(!)
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- He offered her a party. That's all. - It's all right, I'm the bad guy.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39- He's your brother. Try and be nice. - Nice?
0:16:39 > 0:16:45- What, like you're being nice?- What?! - Low cut, hanging out...- Low cut?! This isn't...- ..getting drunk.- No.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48I saw you giving him a hug in the Square.
0:16:48 > 0:16:53- What?- Through there, you're all over him.- What is going on in your head? - Fancy a bit of the other brother?
0:16:53 > 0:16:58- Oh, shall I start dragging up every affair you've ever had?- Would you blame me? You won't let me near you!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12It's not... It's not that I won't let you, I...
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- Do you think I want to feel like this? Not normal? - Yeah, well, I'm sorry,
0:17:19 > 0:17:23all right? I'm sorry, Tan, I shouldn't have said that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32You don't want me any more, do you?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- You said it wouldn't happen but it has.- Please don't say that.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43I love you. Come here.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Come here.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48HE SIGHS
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I get scared...
0:17:55 > 0:17:57..that you're going to find someone else.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Listen to me, all right? I'd never, never do that to you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Not now.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29- All right, darling? - I'm not sure about this hat, Alfie.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31I can't see what's coming at me from the sides.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I feel like a horse with blinkers on,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- not knowing if someone's going to throw a firework at me. - Here, Alfie...- See!
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Ian!- Look, is anyone here even Welsh?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43You've got birthday boy here to thank for all these.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46We should have a sign, shouldn't we? "Ian Beale leeks".
0:18:46 > 0:18:48THEY LAUGH
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- So, it's your birthday? - But you don't pay them much attention any more, do you?
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- That makes you a Pisces - which figures. Sensitive. Romantic. - Smells of fish.
0:18:59 > 0:19:04Jean, have you got any cake? You know, like something a bit birthday-ish?
0:19:04 > 0:19:10If you'd given me enough notice, I could have done you a fresh, mixed berry gateaux.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Oh, the best I can do is jazz up a Victoria sponge.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- That's fine.- How many candles?- 43.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21- Right.- Don't look it, does he?- No. - Urgh.- Oh, did you hear that then?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24You know, it's scientifically proven, right, that blokes
0:19:24 > 0:19:27over the age of 40 cannot sit down without going, "Urgh".
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- I didn't not go, "Urgh". - Yes, you did.
0:19:29 > 0:19:35- And watch the old balcony over the toy shop!- No.- Yes.- I don't have a paunch. Anyway, you're older than me.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Shut up, I'm 37.- Yeah, plus VAT. - Just ignore him, babe. You're well the fittest one here.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I'm wounded! Anyway, enjoy your free drink.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47- What, just the one?!- Yeah. I'm not sure your prostate can handle it, Bealey.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54- Oh, it's you.- Who was you expecting?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Him. Mandy's bit on the side.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59I want Dad to know what she's really like.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And he's meant to be here but he's late.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10- No. No!- Go on, put it on! - No, I'll look an idiot.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14- Go on, for me. Please... - All right.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19A bit tight. Cor...
0:20:19 > 0:20:22- Hello!- Er, Ian?
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- You ain't got any extra shifts at the chip shop, have you? - Oh, you've got to be joking.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I'm desperate.
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Look, Bianca, I'm really sorry. I haven't got anything. We're saving up for the wedding.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Look, I'm entitled to celebrate my birthday, ain't I?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46B, listen, I've got nothing, sweetheart, but I can stand you for a drink.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48No, it's work I want, Alfie, not charity.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54What, and he wants to spend the night. In Dad's bed? Has he been here before?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56You know what, she's a gold-digging cow.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00Maybe he ain't even coming. Might not be a bad thing.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Yeah, well, I can't just let him marry her, can I?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- I have to tell him.- Why? It's over, Lucy. Can't you just let it be over.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11Look, let me text this Stevens guy, saying that you've changed your mind?
0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Why?- Cos think about it, Lucy.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17They haven't met in, like, weeks.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21And she hasn't even been texting him - you have.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Yeah, well, he has a right to know.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Does he?
0:21:24 > 0:21:30I mean, you said it yourself, I always take things too far.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33I mean, everything that has gone wrong in my house.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38My Mum and Dad splitting up. Bradley. Everything. It's all been down to me.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Blabbing about Dad and Stacey's affair.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44I mean, that was over. That was finished.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Everyone could have just been happy, but I brought it back up again, didn't I?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Yeah, well, you were just being honest.
0:21:51 > 0:21:58No. I ruined my mum's life. Destroyed my family.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Do you think they were grateful for that?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03No, they hated me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Just let me send the text.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19It's the right thing to do, Lucy.
0:22:19 > 0:22:25I mean, my parents are sitting at home, still unhappy, still hating each other deep down.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I wish I'd never told her.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31MOBILE MESSAGE ALERT
0:22:35 > 0:22:39"Stop messing me around. I'll meet you at the Vic in five".
0:22:39 > 0:22:42He's here. He's in Walford.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44No, no. Your dad can't meet him.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47- They're in the Vic.- You need to get them out, then, don't you?
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Go! Run!
0:22:52 > 0:22:57OK, there aren't any other curfew restrictions I need to know about? You know, ankle tag?
0:22:57 > 0:23:03Joking. Right, why don't you have the 6am shift, OK. Start with cleaning the pavements outside.
0:23:03 > 0:23:09And there should be... Here you are. Oh, look, I'm sure there's something there in your size.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Hello.- She looks happy. - Well, she should be grateful.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I'm not being funny, but another criminal on the payroll... What's that?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Antenatal classes. Private ones. Just basics.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Feeding them, changing them. How to keep them alive.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27I don't need any help. I've hired a live-in nanny.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Whitney.
0:23:36 > 0:23:42- Here, Luce! Hang on, I got you some champagne, love.- Dad, let's leave. I want to take you out.- What?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- He IS out.- Is everything all right?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Well, you don't want to stay in this grotty pub, do you? Look, I want to treat you.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- I'm treating him. And he's having a perfectly nice time, thank you. - Oh, shut up.
0:23:52 > 0:23:57- Oh, girls, please, not today. - Why don't you stop acting like a spoilt little brat
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- and let him have a life? - Mand!- A life with you?!- Yeah. - Lucy, please!
0:24:00 > 0:24:06- Dad, let's go.- Now, now. You'll need to be Marilyn Monroe to his JFK, OK? - I've got him a cake and everything!
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- You know, I bothered to do something, Lucy, cos I care!- You care?
0:24:09 > 0:24:15- ALL: # Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! #- Yeah. I LOVE him, actually. Come here.
0:24:15 > 0:24:21- You're having an affair!- # Happy birthday... #- She's cheating on you.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24And I know who he is. I've got actual proof.
0:24:24 > 0:24:31- She is lying.- Am I? I've texted him. L Stevens. The one she sent the money to, Dad. And he texted back,
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- begging to spend the night with her.- What?- In your bed, Dad. He's coming to the pub.
0:24:35 > 0:24:40She's had an affair right under your nose. She's a cheap... little...tart.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Sounds about right. Don't give me that look, Mand.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48You can scrub your face but you can't scrub what's underneath.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Mandy, what you done?- Just admit it.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Ain't you going to say hello?
0:24:52 > 0:24:56You're the one who dragged me here with your stupid little texts.
0:24:57 > 0:25:04- MANDY SIGHS - L Stevens? As in Lorraine Stevens.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07My mum.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08SCOFFS
0:25:19 > 0:25:25Um...OK. What's the matter?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Now that Bianca's gone, spit it out.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Whitney was a hooker.
0:25:30 > 0:25:35Laid up in some dirty room with horrible geezers climbing all over her.
0:25:35 > 0:25:41Well, she made mistakes. I've made mistakes. Does that make me unfit to be a mother?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45She slept with the local nonce. Am I the only one that thinks that's wrong?!
0:25:48 > 0:25:53It can't be good for you, is my point. It must warp you in some way. It messes with your head.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57And yet you seemed perfectly happy to let your brother date her.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- I think you're overreacting. - Am I now?
0:26:00 > 0:26:04And she lives with my kid?! And I'm supposed to fix visiting hours with her, am I?!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07You're not moving in, if that is what this is about?
0:26:07 > 0:26:09And my name. My child can't have my name?
0:26:09 > 0:26:11Please. Not this again.
0:26:11 > 0:26:16You already have a baby, OK, that's living the other side of the Square that you never even see.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18And have you ever wondered why?
0:26:18 > 0:26:22We were going to be together, all right? But Kat wouldn't let me.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25She said no. She wouldn't let me be the father.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28What am I supposed to do about that, if she says no?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30What am I supposed to do?
0:26:30 > 0:26:33And so you just cut everything off, don't you?
0:26:33 > 0:26:35And then you can't go back. It's too late.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38And now I can never be his dad.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I will never stop you being this baby's father.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Really? What are you doing? You're stopping me.
0:26:46 > 0:26:50Explain that to me. You can't. I didn't even know you had that.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52I didn't even know you had it. I deserve more than that.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Oh, God, here we go again. Look, Janine...
0:27:00 > 0:27:05..we're so similar... in so many ways.
0:27:05 > 0:27:12We've got this messed up childhood, where we were wondering if anybody loved us enough.
0:27:12 > 0:27:18And...and YET you still won't let me love my child.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22- I'll never, ever stop you loving our baby...- Oh, "our" baby now(!)
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Now it suits you, is it? Our baby.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Our baby, who'll know me as the dad who wasn't there.
0:27:31 > 0:27:35When it went to sleep. When it woke up. When it cried in the night.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39No, well, I can't be its dad, Janine. Not on those terms.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41So it's best it never knows me.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44So then it can't hate me.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51I've had enough. It's your baby now.
0:27:51 > 0:27:54It's over. You're on your own.
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