02/03/2012

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0:00:27 > 0:00:31Michael, wait!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49- I thought we could have a nice chat about Mandy!- Hm-mm.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Funny that, so did I.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52Er, Don't mind me.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Tea, my darling? Or frothy coffee?

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Yeah, I went all the way up the high street for that.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- SHE BREAKS WIND - Oh you might want to open a window, sorry!

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Jalfrezi! When will I ever learn, eh?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Urgh, dear!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Who'd be a woman, eh?

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Why are you reading that, anyway?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19So I can answer Lola's questions,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22been a long time since I had mine, ain't it?

0:01:22 > 0:01:23She'll be fine.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Don't you think?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Least your baby's dad's on the scene. Lola's got NOTHING, has she?

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Cheers, Pops(!)

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Lo, sorry, I didn't mean...- Yeah.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- You're eight minutes late. - What you going to do,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36take it out my minimum wage?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Actually, I was going to say not to worry about it,

0:01:39 > 0:01:42- considering it's your first day and all that.- Oh...

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Right, well, I'd better go and meet Big-gob Bianca.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Anyone got any earplugs? - Oi, oi, be nice! You need this job.

0:01:52 > 0:01:53I mean it, Janine.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58You've got it all, you have.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Just hope you appreciate it.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Eh? You're not supposed to be in till later this afternoon.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11I thought I'd relieve you for an hour, give you a leisurely elevenses.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Have you seen my favourite gloves?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Elevenses. Right.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Not so sure I'd be happy to work extra hours

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- if someone left me an inheritance! - My gloves?

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Well? How did it go? The will?

0:02:25 > 0:02:29You know solicitors - sharp suits, sweet words.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Don't tell me, after all that, he's left you nothing.

0:02:32 > 0:02:33Worse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Worse how?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38He left me everything, OK?

0:02:38 > 0:02:43- Wow.- Yes, "Wow," now do you want this break or not?

0:02:43 > 0:02:47Yeah, course. Thank you.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49- Everything?- Yes, everything, Denise!

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Do you want me to get that club closed?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59You better get that donation to me by the end of the day.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Not so mouthy now, are you? Now your other half ain't here.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07What's he, the wind beneath your wings?

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Look at me when I'm talking to you.

0:03:11 > 0:03:17Shame if he is, because I bumped into him just now on my way here

0:03:17 > 0:03:19and he said you were on your own.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- Michael actually said that? - Women like you always end up alone.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27A single mum's a single mum.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30No matter how much her shoes cost.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- You're just as bad, for swallowing her rubbish!- I know, all right,

0:03:41 > 0:03:42I should never have believed her.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45She tried to make out I was cheating, Ian,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and she got proved totally wrong.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53And see, by the end of today you'll be wishing it was some fit bloke that turned up, rather than my mum.

0:03:53 > 0:03:58There's nothing a hot shower and a couple of cups of tea can't make better, eh?

0:03:58 > 0:03:59Er...that's mine.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, sorry, doll, I thought it was Mandy's.

0:04:01 > 0:04:02Mum!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06All right, calm down, I'm not naked!

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Goes on like a grandma, don't she, sometimes?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Gran-dy Mandy!

0:04:10 > 0:04:11Bless.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Right, I'm off to school, and you'll be gone when I'm back

0:04:14 > 0:04:17so if you leave the bedding, Mandy'll deal with it.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Sofa OK then?- Yeah.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23If you knew some of the places I've had to lay my head you wouldn't ask me that question!

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Turn his hair white between us, wouldn't we, Mand?

0:04:26 > 0:04:30What about I cook us a nice lunch before we get off, yeah?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31My treat?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39- Here you are.- Thank you.

0:04:39 > 0:04:43Oh, I wonder what Heather'll wear!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I can't believe that I lost my favourite teapot lid.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50It was a Mother's Day present from Shabnam. The whole teapot, not just the lid.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Are you even listening to me?

0:04:51 > 0:04:53For pity's sake, Denise, who cares?

0:04:53 > 0:04:57You think Kate Middleton's going to lose any sleep over what Heather is wearing?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01You're in a right sour mood! Remind me to never get left loads of money in a will!

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Why are you being so aggressive? - Show me a 21st century woman who isn't aggressive,

0:05:05 > 0:05:08confrontational, hard done by. No offence.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Makes me glad I'm single.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Got lucky the day that I met Mas.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Marrying him was the best thing that I ever did.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Yeah, won't mention divorcing him then.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25But luck isn't infinite, is it, Denise? It runs out.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, give me strength! What you after, eh?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Keep me away from Joyful Jamila.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41All right, captain? You look like a chap what's in the know.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Erm, sorry?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Posties. You lot know EVERYTHING about everyone, don't you?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Yeah, yeah. I suppose we do.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Lorraine. I'm here to see my girl. She's marrying Ian,

0:05:51 > 0:05:53that ginger bloke from the chippy.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah. Nice to meet you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57You off for a drink?

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Just thought I'd treat myself to a cheese and onion pasty.- I love pubs.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's how you really get to know a new place, innit?

0:06:04 > 0:06:05The local.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Er, Lorraine, please. Why don't you let me buy you a drink?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Welcome you to Walford.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17What a gent! After you.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Janine, have you seen how much this...?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Where you going?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- A bit mother-of-the-bride. - Village of the Damned, me.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- I can't wait for you to get married. - Don't hold your breath.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51Er, Nan, you've got me all wrong, seriously. I'm not anti-marriage.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I'm just waiting for someone just like my dad.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55There are worse marriages.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Really selling it to her, Tanya. Ain't you got feet to file?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Well, excuse me for skiving off from the salon that I OWN

0:07:01 > 0:07:04to spend a bit of time with my family.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Shouldn't you be in some classroom, getting patronised?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14No, that place gives me more of a headache than home.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18- Problems with the granny-in-law? - Next time I have a great idea,

0:07:18 > 0:07:20lock me up until I change my mind, all right?

0:07:20 > 0:07:21Still on for lunch?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Yeah! Definitely. It's on you, ain't it?- Mm-hm.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28It's just a shame you and Whitney don't get on, cos she's about this afternoon.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32- And she hates me.- You did have that little thing with Tyler, didn't you?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Yes, thank you, Mum!

0:07:33 > 0:07:36You girls should've learned that mates come before dates.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40There's a cruder way of putting it, but it means the same thing.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Good friends are rare, you should hang on to them.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52I reckon the local's the best way to get a real feel of a place.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Hm.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58I thought your friendly neighbourhood postman was facilitating in that regard.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, has he gone?

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Think you're all that and a bag of chips, don't you?

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Yeah.- Well, he's not that bad. When you get to know him.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08That some sort of foreplay?

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Ha-ha!

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Please just tell me what I can do so we can make up?

0:08:18 > 0:08:21No, the game's over.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I want you, OK?

0:08:27 > 0:08:31You know that I want you and it's not just for this baby.

0:08:31 > 0:08:32For me as well.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39You're not the only one who doesn't know where they stand.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43It's not like you've smothered me in hearts and flowers.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45None that I haven't paid for, anyway.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Why do you think that I push you away?

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Everybody...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59in my life has left me.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Well, it's true, you know that!

0:09:03 > 0:09:04My mum, Dad...

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Pat...

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Grandma Lydia, Ryan...

0:09:10 > 0:09:11Even Ricky.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12And I cope!

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Most of the time.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19I'm used to it.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26I'm telling you that I don't want to "cope" any more. I just...

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I get scared, that's all.

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Do you really want to end it?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53You look upset.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well, I'm not exactly made of granite, am I!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00You'll be fine, Janine.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03You'll be fine. Woman of your means.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Army of nannies...

0:10:05 > 0:10:07designer bibs!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You won't even notice you're on your own.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16I don't want to be rich and alone.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26SHE CLEARS THROAT

0:10:28 > 0:10:30< DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:10:44 > 0:10:46- Ugh, you're old enough to be his mum!- So?

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Anyway, where've you been? It don't take half hour to go and get wire wool, does it?

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Yeah, I know, it's a good job I'm back.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Look at the smears on that.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58Says the girl that spat on the window and wiped it with her sleeve.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59Yes, I saw you, Lola!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Least I ain't going grey!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04We'll see what Janine has to say about that, shall we?

0:11:04 > 0:11:05You can't tell her!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I'm going to tell her you are rude and lazy.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12- That is what I am going to tell her. I could do with your shifts. - But I can't lose this job!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I've just gotta show my Pops I can do it and just make him proud of me.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Hi.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22Erm...do you fancy lunch?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Yes, Bianca, I'm hardly going to invite...

0:11:27 > 0:11:28No offence.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Come on, my treat.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I've got some crisps in my bag, sorry.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Just forget it!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39What are you gawping at?

0:11:39 > 0:11:42Is she pulling her weight round here? You know she's on trial, don't you?

0:11:47 > 0:11:48She's fine.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Not that it matters anyway.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Listen, I could always leave the crisps till tomorrow if you want?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57No, I'm fine.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Thanks, I owe you one.- Just zip it, gobby, and get the hoover out!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12SHE SINGS ALONG TO RADIO

0:12:15 > 0:12:20I knew it! What, you thought you'd sniff around for a little bit and then get your feet under the table!

0:12:20 > 0:12:24- Was that cash I sent you, Mum, not enough for you?- What's the biggie?

0:12:24 > 0:12:27A mum wanting to stay with her only daughter a couple of nights.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31There's five pairs of knickers there! I didn't know you owned five pairs!

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Why didn't you tell me about big Pat?

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- What?- She was one of my oldest friends.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42She knew what it was like on the streets. Horrible punters and that. I should've been at her funeral.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46You hadn't seen her in years! Anyway, who told you?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Me and Lucy had a little chat.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Right, I bet you did. - It's funny, innit?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53To think I wouldn't be here

0:12:53 > 0:12:55if it weren't for that stuck-up little madam.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58You don't like her cos she knows what you're about.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01And I met Patrick. Ooh, he's lovely!

0:13:01 > 0:13:02He was a good mate of Pat's.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Said the funeral was REALLY emotional.

0:13:05 > 0:13:06You're stealing my life.

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Ooh, and I met that fit Indian fella, the postie,

0:13:10 > 0:13:12he filled me in on Ian.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Far as I can see,

0:13:14 > 0:13:18turns out Ian is what we used to call "a good catch".

0:13:18 > 0:13:24His own business, this place, and he's obviously nuts about you.

0:13:24 > 0:13:26- Which means...- I'm finally a little bit happy?

0:13:26 > 0:13:29What's his is yours!

0:13:29 > 0:13:32And what's yours is mine.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39Cos you wouldn't want to see your old mum struggle now, would you?

0:13:41 > 0:13:45To be honest, Mand, I am struggling a bit at the mo.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Sorry, Mum, but you've got to go.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59Whit!

0:14:01 > 0:14:06I was thinking, I never really apologised for that thing with...

0:14:06 > 0:14:09- that...- Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12It's fine cos I'm not threatened by you, Lucy.

0:14:12 > 0:14:17Well, y'know it's good manners to graciously accept someone's apology?

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Normally I wouldn't care what you think, but I am bothered about Lauren.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22She really wants us to get on

0:14:22 > 0:14:24and I think the least we can do is try.

0:14:28 > 0:14:29See you later.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Bye.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39I've been looking for you.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Oh, that's funny, cos I was looking for you.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46I was going to ask if you fancied going for, like, a posh lunch

0:14:46 > 0:14:50but now is not the time for sitting around eating prawns and creme brulee.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Now is the time to think about work and the future.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Oh, good, cos some bloke called for you.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01He's a developer...

0:15:01 > 0:15:05developing a thing down at the river, yeah.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Reckons it's a once-in-a-lifetime offer.- Oh!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh-ho, perfect!

0:15:10 > 0:15:12Until Baby Butcher comes along,

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I am going to need all the distractions I can get.

0:15:15 > 0:15:19- He wants to talk it over with you face-to-face.- OK, well, at least it's going to take my mind off

0:15:19 > 0:15:22being dateless and desperate.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Michael Moon is in the past

0:15:24 > 0:15:27and me and this little baby, we are the future!

0:15:27 > 0:15:29What do you mean "the past"?

0:15:29 > 0:15:30It's over, Billy.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34It's good! No, it's fine. It's all good.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37And...well, this little business venture is exactly what I need...

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Janine, listen why don't we go and have a bit of lunch, eh?

0:15:40 > 0:15:46- You haven't got to be at this bloke's beck and call, have you? - It's too late! I've got to dash.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I've got money on my mind and my mind on money.

0:15:48 > 0:15:49SHE CACKLES

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Don't you get sick of chips?

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Well, my aim in life is to never see, fry or smell another one, but for now, at least they're free.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05KNOCK AT DOOR

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Wait, I bet that's Fatboy. He can sniff free food a mile away!

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Do you mind if I join you?

0:16:25 > 0:16:30Good job I nicked this from my mum's stash then, ain't it?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32(I'll get the glasses.)

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Ian!

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I got your favourite. Carbonara, extra cheese.

0:16:42 > 0:16:43- Thanks, darling.- That's all right.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Probably won't be as good as yours, though.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Listen, we, erm...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50We need to have a chat about your mum.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53Oh, yeah, she had to go.

0:16:53 > 0:16:57She said sorry about lunch, but that's why I got this!

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Why?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Well, cos it's your favourite. - No, why did she have to go?

0:17:01 > 0:17:05It's not like she's the sort of person who's got loads of appointments and stuff.

0:17:05 > 0:17:06No offence.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08That's why!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Because you look at her and you see me differently.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Mandy, we've all got embarrassing relatives in our past.

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Not like mine.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19Not like hers.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23How many times have I got to tell you, all right? I love you.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Which means I love all of you and that includes the bits you hate.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Yeah, but it's...

0:17:28 > 0:17:32When she's about, it's just like there's some sort of hell waiting round the corner.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Know what I think?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I think you need to smooth things over with your mum, OK.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39Put what's in the past IN the past where it belongs.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43But...you don't know what she's like.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47No. So I asked her to stay.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Lorraine!

0:17:53 > 0:17:54She wants to work it out as much as you.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58Course I do! You're my little girl!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I tell you what, how about I go and get some of that cheesecake you like?

0:18:01 > 0:18:02See you in a minute.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Sly piece of work, ain't you? With your cushy little number.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Well, you are forgetting who taught you!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Me and you, we're going to have a ball.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02No, I don't want to be hammered for school.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Plus if I did, Dad will sever my limbs.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07That's all right, just sue him for compo!

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oi, imagine if we could sue our parents!

0:19:10 > 0:19:12All three of us, we'd be billionaires!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15I'm not interested in all that. Money don't make you happy, does it?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yeah, well, how would you know if you've never had it?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21I tell you why, cos I've never been so happy

0:19:21 > 0:19:24than when me and Tyler are sitting on that sofa of his eating crisps.

0:19:24 > 0:19:28- That don't cost nothing, does it? - Have you seen the price of potatoes nowadays?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30You seen the price of everything!

0:19:30 > 0:19:33D'you know what, this is what winds me up, yeah!

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Right, they cut people's benefits, they axe loads of people's jobs

0:19:37 > 0:19:41- but the price of things just gets higher and higher!- You don't know what it's like to be skint, Lauren.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Whitney, I work at my dad's low-rent car lot.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- POSH ACCENT:- Oh, how terrible for you.- Shut up.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Whitney's right. You don't know what skint is if you've got a family to fall back on and a nice house.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54No. It don't mean I don't understand!

0:19:54 > 0:19:58Yeah, you don't know what it's like to be skint. That's the way it is.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Rubbish!

0:19:59 > 0:20:02No, you've got to appreciate the small things in life.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Oh, right, well we'll see how happy you are, right,

0:20:05 > 0:20:07when you can't pay for your rent or for those crisps!

0:20:07 > 0:20:10It's important, innit? Family, friends, love...

0:20:10 > 0:20:12- Crisps...- Yeah, and what about security?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Knowing that you don't have to rely on your dad

0:20:15 > 0:20:16or some sappy guy?

0:20:16 > 0:20:21We might be in a recession, but I'm going to make it, one way or another.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Uh!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24You two, you two are scaring me!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Right!

0:20:26 > 0:20:29Right, where did my nan hide her sherry?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Sherry?- Sherry.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34# Sherry...

0:20:34 > 0:20:37- # Sherry baby! # - THEY LAUGH

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Wow.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11I hope you've got a head for heights.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14CLUTTERING CROCKERY

0:21:57 > 0:21:58SHE SIGHS

0:22:00 > 0:22:04So, you want to tell me what's really bugging you?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07I never found those gloves, did I?

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- And my teapot lid.- This ain't about a teapot!- OK, my tooth is cracked!

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- You were shovelling them pistachios! - My bathroom light doesn't work,

0:22:16 > 0:22:21- I've been overcharged on my gas bill and Tamwar has a boil on his chin. - So, you've had a bad day.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26So I've had a bad day?! Do you not get it, Denise?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's cursed!

0:22:28 > 0:22:32That filthy blood money that that man left me. It's cursed.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40And there I was thinking I was going to meet a man who was going to make me very rich.

0:22:40 > 0:22:41Or rich-er.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Had to get your attention somehow.

0:22:43 > 0:22:47You had my attention, Michael, when you rejected my offer of the future.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49A family.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51And you were serious about that, were you?

0:22:51 > 0:22:52I was.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58I'm so tired of all the "if only"s.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03When we were kids...

0:23:05 > 0:23:08..me and Jack used to run up a tower block out there.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11It's out there somewhere, in the sprawl.

0:23:11 > 0:23:14The lifts wouldn't work, you know, so we'd get to the top and...

0:23:14 > 0:23:16you'd be so knackered,

0:23:16 > 0:23:20and it would be like you were going to be sick.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22There were no safety rails, no nothing,

0:23:22 > 0:23:24and we would just stand on the top and you would...

0:23:27 > 0:23:32And I'll never forget the feeling of...the whole city...

0:23:32 > 0:23:35just laid out before me, the whole world...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39..just waiting for me to conquer it.

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Some of us just made do with Barbies.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Yeah.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I never forget that feeling...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55that it could all belong to me.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00If only that bird hadn't screwed me over,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03- if only that business deal hadn't gone sour, if only...- If only...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05If only you hadn't been so selfish?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Or cold?

0:24:10 > 0:24:14Something I heard earlier, about luck...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16is that if you have it, you need to keep it close to you

0:24:16 > 0:24:19because maybe it runs out.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21If it does, you may never get it back again.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23So maybe you...

0:24:25 > 0:24:29..are the piece that makes all of it possible?

0:24:31 > 0:24:36You know, separately we're good, but together we could be great...

0:24:36 > 0:24:40I mean, together, think what we could achieve. Huh?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Isn't that what you want?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01Oh, that was gorge! What's it called again?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Carburettor?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Carbonara.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Ain't I a div? I'm such a div, ain't I Gran-dy?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09LORRAINE LAUGHS

0:25:12 > 0:25:15- You all right, love? It's not like you.- Move.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17CUTLERY CLATTERS

0:25:25 > 0:25:26LAUREN LAUGHS

0:25:27 > 0:25:30I'm going to go. Lauren!

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Lauren, you caned all that drink!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Two bottles to yourself?!

0:25:36 > 0:25:37< Hi!

0:25:37 > 0:25:40That is my mum! She can't see me like this!

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Turn the music off!

0:25:42 > 0:25:43MUSIC STOPS

0:25:44 > 0:25:46She just left.

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Oh, she said she was going to pop in and see me

0:25:48 > 0:25:50before she went back to work.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Did you have a nice lunch?

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- Yeah, great!- Good. It was nice.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00I've been here before.

0:26:02 > 0:26:08- I just don't know if I believe in destiny and soulmates any more.- No.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11You haven't been here before.

0:26:11 > 0:26:15Not here. Not now.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Not with me.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Janine...

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Marry me.

0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Has the height made you slightly delirious?- You're it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35You're it, Janine.

0:26:35 > 0:26:39That missing bit. I know I'm yours...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Why do you think I brought you here?!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45Come on, marry me!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48- Huh? - SHE LAUGHS

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Yeah?!

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Yes. Yes!

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- Yes!- Yes.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- Oh.- Yeah.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09Look, you're going to have to give me your finger. Look...

0:27:09 > 0:27:13What, you think I'd risk getting a ring without your approval?

0:27:13 > 0:27:17You're just going to have to make do.

0:27:18 > 0:27:22I can't believe I got down on one knee! That's just so cheesy.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24Hearts and flowers?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26I know, they're gorgeous.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32You're crazy!

0:27:38 > 0:27:42This is going to be the start of massive things for us.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Happy?

0:27:51 > 0:27:53I love you.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58That's why you have to sign a prenup.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03I said that I didn't want to end up rich and alone

0:28:03 > 0:28:06and I definitely don't want to end up skint and alone.

0:28:09 > 0:28:12Let's conquer the world, baby!

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