09/03/2012

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0:00:39 > 0:00:41All right, Mum?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah. A bit thirsty.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46What? Not too old for a little bop, am I?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Oh, your hair's a bit flat, Mand, innit?

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Borrow some of my hairspray if you want?

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hev... Oh, Hev, you've got to save me.

0:01:19 > 0:01:25I'm so ashamed of myself. It's the kitchen...

0:01:25 > 0:01:27it's clean.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Can I come round?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Come round?

0:01:30 > 0:01:35Erm, it's just that Andrew, he's just moved in, and...

0:01:35 > 0:01:36'Moved in?'

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yeah, and we're sort of celebrating.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Congratulations.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45Listen, some other time, yeah?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47See you. Bye.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Do you think Amira will come back?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56- No.- No?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Why d'you have to be so negative all the time?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm just managing expectations. You know, it's the vital,

0:02:01 > 0:02:04yet under-appreciated role I play in this family.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Whereas it's your job to make vague, sweeping statements

0:02:06 > 0:02:10denigrating the key personality traits of the ones you hold dearest.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Why d'you have to be so long-winded all the time?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Been thinking. Why don't we take the night off, do something?

0:02:17 > 0:02:21We can't. We're short-staffed. I'm just going to...

0:02:23 > 0:02:27He's just a bit sensitive at the moment, Afia, that's all.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- We all are.- Yeah.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Wait - I've got an idea.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37I do love this house, Ian - it's so spacious,

0:02:37 > 0:02:39yet homey at the same time, innit?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42No wonder my daughter's nailed her hat here.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I would do too, given half the chance.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Well, you're welcome to stay as long as you like.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- You are drunk. - Drunk? Do I look drunk to you, Ian?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59No, not really, no...

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Well, that doesn't mean anything - she's an alcoholic.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I can tell the signs. Look at her eyes.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08You're seeing things, love. I don't blame her -

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Mandy's been through some tough times with me.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I'm grateful she's let me back in her life.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16I think you'd better make a move, Mum.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17A move?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Yeah. Ian's been really polite, you don't want to outstay your welcome.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Is that what I've done?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28No. No, not at all.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32See, I thought we were just getting to know each other, you know.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36I mean, he hasn't met the real me yet. Has he, Mand?

0:03:39 > 0:03:42- There you go, Zee. - Thank you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:47You know, I just wanted to say that, for everything that you've done

0:03:47 > 0:03:51for Kim, Patrick, me - I am eternally grateful.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54Don't be silly - it's my pleasure.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Well, it means a lot, so...

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Dee, Dee, Dee.- What?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Check this out. Check this out. Look.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03- Now, you see this Jacuzzi, right? - Yeah.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Now, picture it with "Kimberley's Palace"

0:04:06 > 0:04:08emblazoned across the side with neon lights.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Hmm? This has got to be top of the list.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Oh, you've got a list? - Oh, yeah, too right.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17Listen, when you're spending big money, you have to be organised.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- No messing about. - Very commendable.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yes, but me and Kim,

0:04:21 > 0:04:24we were just saying how grateful we are, right, Kim?

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Oh, yeah. Thanks. - And, obviously,

0:04:27 > 0:04:31if there's anything that we can ever do to repay the favour, then...

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's funny you should say that...

0:04:34 > 0:04:37You texting Amira again? How many you sent her now?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39About two and a half.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Half? How can you send half a message?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43One was a kiss.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Oh...please make it stop. It's embarrassing.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Two words, eh, Whitney Dean.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- Well, good morning.- Morning.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You just up?

0:04:54 > 0:04:58So? And by the way, have any of you two ever heard of loo roll?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Have you ever heard of a thing called a shop?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03All right, I'll go and get some. Cash, please?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Use your own.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I kind of haven't got any.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Well, how are you planning on paying the rent, then?- Rent?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Mm-hmm.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Maybe you're just being paranoid.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20It's like your mum said - she's given you reason in the past.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Yeah, but you don't know her.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26She's sly, she's trying to get you onside.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Look, if I'm on anyone's side it's yours, all right?

0:05:29 > 0:05:33But she is your mum, and, look, maybe she needs you

0:05:33 > 0:05:36- and this is her cry for help. - DOOR OPENS

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Ahh, just the lady that I need.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42"Oh, hello, Dad, how are you?"

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Erm, can you do me a favour? Can you hand these out.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Seriously?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Yeah, seriously. Look, McKlunky's is sticking a big dent in our profits.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- It'll just take a couple of hours. - Why can't she do it?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well, it's a good point - you could help.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58I would, but...

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Big girl, me. Besides, I've got plenty here to keep me entertained.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Settled, then.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Why not?- Lauren, look at it from my point of view.

0:06:09 > 0:06:14Why would I want to employ someone who is lazy, irresponsible and for most of the time, drunk?

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Fine, second-rate car sales ain't really my scene anyway.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Good.- And the money was a joke.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Right, well, don't forget to put me down as your referee, yeah?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Hello, darling.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29- What did she say?- She wanted her job back, didn't she? Cheeky mare.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Maybe you should give it back. We can keep an eye on her.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35I know what I'm doing. She'll come running back in under six hours.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Princess Amira off shopping, is she? Left you with the baby.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Didn't Ant tell you? She's left Walford.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Vodka.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Cheese.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Not the type you find in the back of your fridge.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57This is bona fide Stinking Bishop.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59And wait for it, wait for it...

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Cagney and Lacey box set, I got it down the market.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, slap me down, Hev, I expected a better reaction than that.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08She said she was busy.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Pen. Paper. We can make a list.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13A list?

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Yeah, you know. Things to do. It's what honoured maids do, innit? - It's actually all sorted.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Nah, come on, there must be something. Flowers?

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Mr Trueman's getting them.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26What about them little name thingies that you put on the table?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- No, we're not making it that formal. - DJ?

0:07:30 > 0:07:32By sorted, we meant...sorted.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Erm, there is one thing you can do.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36We haven't decided on the reading yet.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38So, s'pose you could help out with that.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Stop being so thick, all right, Tamwar?

0:07:45 > 0:07:49we're here to run the restaurant so that you can have a nice evening with Afia.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Here you go.- There's no need, cos she knows we're busy.- Masood!

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Yeah, yeah, look, Tam, after everything

0:07:55 > 0:07:57we've been through recently - Afia especially -

0:07:57 > 0:08:00we need to be a bit... kinder to each other.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Now, look, Tam, it's time for you to step up.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Your wife needs you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15You know, I reckon I was wrong about your mum.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17She's nice. Brave, even.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22It must be hard, battling an alcohol addiction.

0:08:22 > 0:08:26You must really, really trust her.

0:08:26 > 0:08:31You know what? Tell Ian I ain't his skivvy.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Where's she off to?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40Oh, give them here. I'll do it.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42BOTH: # Diamonds and Pearls... #

0:08:42 > 0:08:45To the D to the I to the A to the M.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48O to the N to the D to the pearls of love...

0:08:48 > 0:08:49Perfect.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Perfect!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Or maybe not.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58It's a bit...

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- A bit what?- It's a lot tacky.

0:09:02 > 0:09:07- Maybe he's right, Shirl. - It's Prince! It's class!

0:09:07 > 0:09:09I was thinking a poem.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Hev's never read a poem in her life!

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Shakespeare - a love sonnet. - Oh, shut up.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18You can't have Shakespeare at your wedding - tell him.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I like Romeo and Juliet.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23You like Leonardo DiCaprio, it ain't the same thing.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26I'm just saying, maybe we should discuss it first.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29You know - in private.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31OK, sure.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34No. We're going to compete for this.

0:09:34 > 0:09:39You think you know Hev better than me? Prove it.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41All right, then.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43All right, then.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Mum!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Mum!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Mum! Mum!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Mum. Mum!

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I was having a kip.

0:10:13 > 0:10:18All the things you said, the counselling, the medication...

0:10:18 > 0:10:20What you doing back so soon? You checking up on me?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Mum, you can't keep drinking like this...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oh, leave it out, Mand. I'm fed up with this high and mighty act.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31It ain't you, so drop it.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Come on.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Come and sit with your old mum, eh?

0:10:40 > 0:10:45Come on. We've barely spent any time together since I first got here.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53You know why I do it, don't you?

0:10:54 > 0:10:58I don't mean to, but it just helps, you know?

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Helps stop the pain.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06D'you know what really hurts? Cuts me to the quick.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12To think, if that stuck-up little madam hadn't got in touch,

0:11:12 > 0:11:15I never would have known about any of this.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17You wouldn't have told me.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Now you want to get rid of me.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25This is my life, Mum.

0:11:26 > 0:11:32Mine. You don't get to take everything from me.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Kept your priorities the same - always looking out for number one -

0:11:35 > 0:11:37just like you've always done.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Is that right?

0:11:42 > 0:11:46So who was it, Mum, that used to sit up all night by the phone

0:11:46 > 0:11:51waiting to call the police just in case you didn't come home?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Who was it, Mum, that would sit up all night while you slept,

0:11:54 > 0:11:57waiting for you to choke on your own vomit?

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Or stand outside your bedroom door, Mum,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04waiting for your moans to turn into screams?

0:12:04 > 0:12:08That's right. Yeah, total mess-up, me. No wonder you want rid.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10I never said that...

0:12:10 > 0:12:14No, you don't have to. You've always thought you were better than me.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Making out you're all lah-di-dah.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21I tell you, you're no different from me.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24A washed-up old tart.

0:12:29 > 0:12:34You're jealous, Mum. That's what this is.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Cos I've found someone who...who cares about me

0:12:39 > 0:12:41and you don't like it.

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Because I can do something, Mum, you've never been capable of...

0:12:48 > 0:12:51..I can get someone to love me.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Oh, sweetheart.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh, Mandy Moo.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59I've told you this before.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05Men don't fall in love with girls like you.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08Cos you're nothing

0:13:08 > 0:13:12but a skinny little cow.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16There is not one lovable bone in that entire body of yours.

0:13:18 > 0:13:23And if you died tomorrow, d'you think anyone would shed a tear?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25No.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28Do you think anybody would be there at your graveside?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33No.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- IAN:- You all right?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Mandy?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50What's happened?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58It was like a hijack. Like a parental hijack.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02Well, your mum's assertiveness has its uses sometimes.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06- What's that? Baked beans? - Well, you weren't expecting me

0:14:06 > 0:14:09to slave all day in the kitchen, now, were you?

0:14:09 > 0:14:13I mean, this is the 21st century, Tam. Now, sit down.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17OK.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Who's my favourite female singer?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Is it Madonna?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Madonna? You muppet. Hazel Dean.

0:14:28 > 0:14:34Correct. Next question - what's my favourite song?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I know this, I know this - it's Careless Whisper.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Uh. Trick question.

0:14:38 > 0:14:44I got it, I got it - it's Wham, Wake Me Up - pride of place in your vinyl collection, innit?

0:14:44 > 0:14:48That's number two. It's Mel And Kim, Respectable.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Correct. Right, that's four to Shirley, zero to Andrew.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Diamonds and Pearls... #

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Next question, what's George's favourite song?

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- The Wheels On The Bus. - Correct.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02No, hang on a minute.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05This quiz is supposed to be about you, not George.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09Yeah, so George is me. OK.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12What is George's favourite food?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Mashed banana with chocolate sprinkles.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Correct.- Yes!

0:15:19 > 0:15:23She all right? I didn't mean anything that I said. You know, she's over-sensitive.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26You know what mothers and daughters can be like.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Yeah, how about we all go out for a meal?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31- You an' all, Lucy.- Lovely.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Yeah, I think it's what we need - you know, get out of the house.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Yeah. Lovely.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Who's the prettiest girl in the world? Who is?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Not when she's making that face.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47You better not need a nappy change, Yaz.

0:15:47 > 0:15:51- I will leave you to enjoy the perks of fatherhood. - Yeah, while I still can.

0:15:51 > 0:15:57- Amira called - she's taking her back tonight.- No...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Just when I was getting used to it.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Syed, you'll always be her father.

0:16:06 > 0:16:13Ma. About yesterday...Christian... it meant a lot.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23- You all right?- Hello.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- Kim? - Anthony - hope you're all right.

0:16:27 > 0:16:31- I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt you.- What you talking about?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Have you not spoken to Tyler? - Not recently. Why?

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Look, maybe it's best if he tells you.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I think it's best if you tell me, don't you?

0:16:43 > 0:16:45College leavers?

0:16:45 > 0:16:49And by that, you mean with some sort of grades, I suppose?

0:16:49 > 0:16:51All right, thank you. Bye.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Oh, that bad, is it?

0:16:56 > 0:17:02What? No, my head just felt a bit heavy, that's all.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Why don't you come home, sweetheart? I miss you.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08House feels empty without you, and Abi's going off on a school trip

0:17:08 > 0:17:10- next week so it'll feel even emptier...- Don't, Mum.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- What?- Guilt trip me.

0:17:13 > 0:17:18I'll still be there for you, with the scan and everything, I just won't be in the same house as you.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20What are you going to live off?

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- Wages, like most human beings. - You haven't got a job.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Ah, see, that is where you're wrong.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43OK, so it's neck and neck - 24 points each.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Final question...

0:17:45 > 0:17:49How...do I take my tea?

0:17:52 > 0:17:56Milky, three sugars. Sucker!

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Actually, Shirl, that's the wrong answer. Andrew?

0:18:00 > 0:18:05It's milky, two and a half sugars.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Correct.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10No, it ain't. I've been making her tea over 20 years.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Well, it's a New Year's resolution, Shirl - I've cut down this year.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Guess that means I won?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Guess so.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24Right. Well...

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Congratulations.

0:18:31 > 0:18:35Better start learning your Shakespeare, Hev.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39"Forsooth, thee looks as fit as a rose, Hev."

0:18:41 > 0:18:45Designer clothes, underwear, shoes...more shoes!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47What? I need a new wardrobe, don't I?

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Kim, we said we'd discuss what we spent.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Anyway, it'll be ages before we see the money, anyway.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54What about the bling watch that you bought?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56I gave you that money in good faith,

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- trusting that you would use it wisely.- Oh, right, so you want it back now?

0:19:00 > 0:19:01No...that's not what I'm saying.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- So what are you saying? Just say, or just butt out.- Oh!

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Nice one, sis!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11- Why don't you just get out of the place?- What?

0:19:13 > 0:19:14You all right, love?

0:19:14 > 0:19:21Well, Ian Beale, I just want to thank you for your hospitality to me

0:19:21 > 0:19:22and my daughter.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Let's order champagne - celebrate!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29- No, Mum.- Ian's a man of class.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33I bet you know all the names of the fancy ones, don't you?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35- We're not ordering champagne. - Lucy!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39Oh, you can't afford it. Sorry, I didn't think...

0:19:39 > 0:19:44No. Well, s'pose one bottle won't hurt, will it?

0:19:44 > 0:19:48Masood... A bottle of that.

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Ready for pudding?

0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Yeah, Angel Delight? - Very funny. Right, are you ready?

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Yeah.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08Look, I know you wanted a life-size one, but, well, I thought

0:20:08 > 0:20:13I'd make you an edible one because it's cheaper and more fun for me.

0:20:13 > 0:20:14It's not very good, is it?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16I never said I was an expert baker,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19and I was never, ever any good at colouring in between the lines,

0:20:19 > 0:20:23but, actually, Tam, I think I've got the shape down pretty well.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26You like it, then?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Yeah.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Ow!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31- Sorry.- No...

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- I'm sorry.- Afia...

0:20:38 > 0:20:39All right?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I take it you've heard, then?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Gutted?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Can I... Can I get a beer?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02You know, you're better off without her, mate.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Don't. Just don't talk.

0:21:10 > 0:21:17Zee, look, I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you earlier.

0:21:17 > 0:21:22You're right. Kim and I - it was a bit rash, spending the money.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26I am gonna sit down and have a proper think about it.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- That's very sensible. - So we're mates?

0:21:29 > 0:21:30- Yes.- Great.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You know what, Denise? Why don't I come over tomorrow

0:21:33 > 0:21:35and then we can work it out? It'll only take a few hours.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Fantastic!- Great. Let's go.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Erm, where did you get that from?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44They made it for me specially at the bar.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49You don't mind do you, love? She's scared I'll embarrass her and get drunk.

0:21:49 > 0:21:53That's Mand all over, always been ashamed of her old mum.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Maybe she has good reason.- Lucy!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58That why she didn't tell Dad you stole his money?

0:21:58 > 0:22:01I thought you said it was to pay back a loan?

0:22:01 > 0:22:03What difference does it make?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05So she did steal from me?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08Yeah. Why are you sitting there and letting her get away with it?

0:22:08 > 0:22:13- I thought you respected me?- Oh, Ian, my love. Why would I respect you?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15- How dare you?! - I think we should go.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19Come on, we're having a nice time. What's the rush? You can take a joke, can't you?

0:22:19 > 0:22:24- I think I missed the punchline. - So, you and my daughter - it's the real deal, is it?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Yeah, that's right.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Love's young dream? Jumping you every night, is she? Can't get enough?

0:22:29 > 0:22:33- Mum, don't be sick! - I thought not. Well, don't that tell you something, eh?

0:22:33 > 0:22:39I bet she makes you work for it too, don't she? Nice presents, drinks, evenings out...

0:22:39 > 0:22:43and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45But it's always on a promise.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Mandy! Mandy, wait up.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03- What is Ian thinking of with her? - No idea.

0:23:03 > 0:23:08- Hello.- All right? - So this is it, yeah? The big job?

0:23:08 > 0:23:12Bit of cleaning for Janine? What was it, more your scene?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15For your information, Dad, it's well good -

0:23:15 > 0:23:19I've met loads of cool people. Lola's a right laugh.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21D'you want a chip? Have a chip, I don't need all these.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25No, no, no. I'm not hungry, actually. Janine bought us all pizzas to say thank you.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28- Ow, wow. Sounds great. - That's nice, innit?

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Yeah, have a good night.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Look after yourself, won't you?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Six hours, you said.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Oi!

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- You drunken idiot!- Don't ask.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01She let you win, do you know that?

0:24:01 > 0:24:07- What?- It's true. You don't know Hev. Not really.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Not sure Heather would agree with you.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Where were you, Andrew, when all the important things happened?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15Where were you when I was drying her tears

0:24:15 > 0:24:18when her bully of a mother called her a pig?

0:24:18 > 0:24:23Where were you when I was picking up the pieces of her broken heart for the umpteenth time?

0:24:23 > 0:24:27You ever sat up with her all night listening to Careless Whisper on repeat

0:24:27 > 0:24:29until she falls asleep?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Where were you, Andrew?

0:24:33 > 0:24:34I was there.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37I know Hev.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42And d'you know why Andrew doesn't know that stuff, Shirl?

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Because that's not who I am any more.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50I'm not your loser sidekick whose only relationship was with someone

0:24:50 > 0:24:53who didn't love me back.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56I've moved on from all that. I'm happy.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01And so, you should be happy for me too.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Sorry, Hev. I shouldn't have come.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13I'll leave you two to enjoy your evening together.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Why didn't you tell me what she's like?

0:25:28 > 0:25:29I tried, but...

0:25:29 > 0:25:31You know, I would never have let it get this far...

0:25:31 > 0:25:34She wouldn't stay away.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37- You...get out of my house.- Lighten up, Ian, I was only having a laugh.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- Look what she did to me. - Yeah, good shot, weren't it?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43- Get up them stairs, pack your bags and get out of my house. - Tell him, Mand.- Go!

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Mand, tell him.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57Can I help?

0:25:57 > 0:25:59No, I've got it.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00I'm your wife.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Is that OK?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Yeah.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Well, I'll be seeing you then, Mand.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31When you get bored of this one.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34- Cos no doubt, Ian, she will, mark my words.- Out of my house.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37- And, you, watch yourself. - Oi, leave her.- Be seeing you.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Do you know how many other losers she's got down the aisle?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46No? Surprise, surprise, she kept that quiet, didn't she?

0:26:46 > 0:26:49- Nine!- Just go.

0:26:49 > 0:26:55You just say the name Alex to her, and you see the look on her face.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57Cos he was the last poor wretch.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00But now she's broken him, he's lost his home, his job,

0:27:00 > 0:27:04everything - he's a mess - just like the rest of them.

0:27:04 > 0:27:10Cos my daughter, she eats them up and she spits 'em out.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13My advice to you - get out now while you can.

0:27:13 > 0:27:17Before she's taken every scrap of dignity that you've got left.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Alex. Remember that?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28DOOR SLAMS

0:27:31 > 0:27:32What did she just say?

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Nothing.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Come here.

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