0:00:30 > 0:00:31Tanya?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Come on.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Ben! Ben, wait!
0:01:18 > 0:01:19PAGES SHUFFLING
0:01:30 > 0:01:31I can't take this.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Sit down.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Sit down!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I'll tell you a story.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58So what, you come to gloat, is that it?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- What, no...- Bringing Ben here? What sort of lowlife move's that, eh?
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Phil, I'm actually here to try and help...- I've always thought that he'd be better off living with you.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Well, congratulations, you're welcome to the little runt.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- Will you just listen to me?- Listen?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- What, to a weasel like you? - Ben's your son!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Not any more he ain't.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16What?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22You've never let him be who he is.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Ben is a sweet kid, all right,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28and you're always trying to toughen him up.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Making him do boxing when he wants to do ballet.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Phil, you're making him ashamed of who he is.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Then there's this business with Stella...- Oi, just watch yourself!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38All right?
0:02:38 > 0:02:39You don't scare me.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh, is that right?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45No, you're the one who's scared
0:02:45 > 0:02:50because in here the name Phil Mitchell doesn't mean anything, does it?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Look at you, you're a sad, pathetic old man.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Well, at least I've been a man
0:02:55 > 0:02:57cos you wouldn't know about that, would you?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Cos all you've ever been is a snivelling little weasel.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02An idiot, just like that brother of yours.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Well, I tell you what, I hope you both live happily ever after.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Now, we done here?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yeah, we're done.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Lace fingerless gloves...
0:03:31 > 0:03:34little black mini skirt, leather,
0:03:34 > 0:03:39all topped off with a bright orange perm...
0:03:39 > 0:03:44and suddenly this flash of orange comes tearing out of the chemist.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48Tracy, her best mate, legging it behind her.
0:03:48 > 0:03:56The security guard's a big fella and he comes huffing and puffing...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- So, they were nicking stuff?- No.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01She was working in a charity shop.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07So, anyway, she realises the security guard
0:04:07 > 0:04:12hasn't got a chance in hell of catching up with her,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14so she jumps on this bench,
0:04:14 > 0:04:20lifts up her top and flashes him right there in broad day light.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Look on her face, cocky little...
0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's until she clapped eyes on me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34I gave her a wink just to let her know what she was in for later.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Should have seen her jaw drop.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40THEY CHUCKLE
0:04:44 > 0:04:46WOMAN LAUGHS
0:04:46 > 0:04:48It's true though!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I know, she's a piece of work, ain't she?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58What it must be like to have that sort of confidence.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02See, I wouldn't exactly be holding Kim up as a role model, Jean.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Still, they might get past that slapping stage
0:05:05 > 0:05:07and actually go on one of those "date" things.
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Has she been all right recently?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12All right? Well, I wouldn't exactly describe Kim as, "all right". Annoying...yes,
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- infuriating...yes, inconsiderate... - All right, never mind.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You see, the thing is, I've had plenty of steaks before,
0:05:19 > 0:05:20so why would this one be any different?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Because the way I cook it, you'll think you died and gone to heaven.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Heaven ain't really my bag, babe.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Besides, I had a packet of Nik Naks earlier.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31That's why I'm going to have to start from the very beginning with you. Hm?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Top to toe service.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What, full body treatment?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37If that's all right with you?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39SHE GIGGLES
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Can I have a word with you?- What now?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Yeah.- Hey!- Slow down!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What?!
0:05:46 > 0:05:47He actually had hair?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50For about 45 minutes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Constantly playing with it...
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Mum?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Well?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- It's clear.- What? Really?
0:06:10 > 0:06:11It's gone.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Atta girl.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31And Mrs Branning, she's bought me the most amazing wedding dress in the ENTIRE world.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32It's lovely isn't it, Shirl?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37So, hen do, kick off at five o'clock, yeah?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Anything else you need to tell me? - Just final checks, Shirl.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Eh, eh.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Man, I have been polishing up my speech, gleaming it is!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Andrew you're in for a treat, son!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Our Heather looks a picture in that dress, you know.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53It was very kind of Aunty Dot.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Actually it was my idea.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I'm ever so grateful really. - Is that it?
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Oh, no, it's bad luck, innit? You know, you seeing the box?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I've jinxed myself, haven't I? I have, haven't I?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09It's only a dress, Heather, it hasn't got magical properties,
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- it's not going to turn you into a supermodel.- Mum!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16What?! I didn't mean anything by it, did I, Patrick?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Sorry, I've got to fly. I've got to go, actually.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22You ain't got a spare parachute, have you, Patrick?
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oh, you're not going, are you?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You know, the dress, Hev, it's great. It's really, really great.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Shirl. Shirl...
0:07:30 > 0:07:35..you and me, we'll be best mates for ever, yeah?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36No matter what happens.
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Course.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43That is fantastic news.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah, well, look you make sure you give her my love, won't you?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50All right mate.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51What's happened?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53- Nothing.- Come on.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57- You're not too old to put across my knee. What's happened?- That was Max.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Tanya got her scan results back.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- And?- All clear.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02HE LAUGHS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- That's great news!- Yeah.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Here, I know, that calls for a get together.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Well no, I don't think Tan would be up for that.- Oh, yes, come on.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Oh, come on.- Come on!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16You'll have to come back to the kitchen later,
0:08:16 > 0:08:17give me some feedback.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- I've lost my appetite, sorry. - Hey, what's happened? I thought you liked red meat?
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Look, just let me past, OK?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24What's wrong? What's happened?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26You want your feedback?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29It's grey, flaccid and I'm not interested.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Kimberly!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37I'm sorry, ignore her, she's probably just having a bad day.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39I wouldn't take it personally.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Thanks a lot ladies, I don't need a sympathy committee.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47Is that what they call playing hard to get?
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Ben, I've just been talking to your dad who's in prison
0:09:10 > 0:09:14because of a lie you told and you're here baking cakes?!
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- What's going on? - Didn't rise properly anyway.- Ben...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Look, I'm sure they're fine.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27I thought I could remember how to make 'em but I couldn't!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Tell you what, I reckon if we cut off the burnt bit
0:09:29 > 0:09:32and put a bit of icing on top they'd be gorgeous.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37So you spoke to him then?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yeah, yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44He said he was sorry you couldn't stay.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- He said that?- Yeah.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50What else did he say?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Look, Ben, you're going to have to trust me on this, OK?
0:09:55 > 0:09:59As a dad who's had a son turn against him
0:09:59 > 0:10:04and do something so awful that you think you're never going to forgive them, OK?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07But no matter what happens, all right, there's...
0:10:07 > 0:10:11there's this bond, like a thread, linking you together and...
0:10:12 > 0:10:16..it just stops you running away. DOORBELL RINGS
0:10:16 > 0:10:19That's all right, just leave it, will ya? Ben?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Ben, did you hear me? Just leave it. - What if it was never there? That thread?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What if me and Dad aren't like other people?
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Look, he will forgive you, OK? It's just going to take time.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33So you told him the truth then?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34No.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Look, I didn't think it was my place to, all right? But you can.
0:10:38 > 0:10:42I mean, Ben you can fix this before it goes too far.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Hello?
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I saw you arrive, so I knew you were in.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51What happened to the door?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Oh, Max, Max, Max, congratulations, mate!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Cheers, Derek.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Great news, eh?- What you doing here?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03He was with me when you called, so, couldn't stop him, could I?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Couldn't stop me? You shouldn't want to. What you like?
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Good news like this.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10- We ain't going to stay long. - Where is she then? Where is she?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Ah! There you are, sweetheart.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hope you don't mind us popping round like this?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Nah, course she don't, course she don't. Oh, well done, you, eh?
0:11:17 > 0:11:21Ain't that great? Really good. The all clear, eh?
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Well, it's not really the all clear, it's just that scan was clear,
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- so it's different, but... - Well, still good though, eh? Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32Probably why you're looking so peaky, eh? You should go and put some slap on!
0:11:32 > 0:11:36You're going to feel the pain of my slap if you don't button it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- So, where's the champagne then?- Yes.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- Yeah, come on, Max, you better nip to the shop and get some, eh? - You all right?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44All right, darling?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- I'll ask them to go, if you want? I don't mind.- No, it's all right.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52We're celebrating aren't we, eh?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Right, I better dust off those glasses.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I don't want to talk to you right now, Andrew.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Erm, it's me, Mrs Cotton.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Look, I just want to say sorry for what Andrew said, you know,
0:12:13 > 0:12:15I mean, he didn't mean it.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17He's just being a bit protective of me
0:12:17 > 0:12:20and then he gets himself a bit worked up and it's...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22You don't have to tell me about Andrew.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25We might fight like cat and dog,
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- doesn't mean he doesn't love his mum.- No, no, I know that...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I gave birth to that boy,
0:12:29 > 0:12:32NO-ONE understands him better than me.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, well, that's probably why you argue I mean, you're too close.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38TOO close? Rubbish!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42It's what we've been through together, it's what's HAPPENED.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46You'd be very surprised, Heather, my love.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Sorry, what d'you mean?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Just that he's my boy.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55We've got a special relationship, just like you and George.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Yeah. No, I mean...
0:12:57 > 0:12:59what would I be surprised about?
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Mrs Cotton?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04DOOR OPENING
0:13:13 > 0:13:14What you said now?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16This is it, Ben. This is your chance.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20You tell her you made a mistake and that's it. OK, it's over.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21No.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25All right, either you do it, or I will.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28What, like you did to Dad?
0:13:28 > 0:13:29I mean it.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Here you go.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36Oh, thanks.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41So, Ben, I hear you were at the prison earlier...
0:13:42 > 0:13:43..is everything OK?
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Shirley hasn't been bothering you again, has she?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Are you sure? You seem a little quiet.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56No, Shirley hasn't been anywhere near us,
0:13:56 > 0:13:59but there is something Ben wants to say to you.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Well?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Ben?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- He's obviously a little bit scared...- I ain't scared, all right.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's only natural.
0:14:13 > 0:14:17What you've done, Ben, it takes guts.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Your father is a very dangerous man.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Look, can I have a quick word with Ben in the kitchen?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27No, it's all right, you can do it here. I don't mind.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Would you like a cup cake? I baked them myself.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- What?- D'you know, there is playing hard to get
0:14:48 > 0:14:51and there's being down right rude, Kimberly.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- I thought you liked Ray? - Look, it's just not the right time.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59- Why?- Look, it just ain't. It's a physical thing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00What?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Oh, oh, I see. Well, so what?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- You don't have to jump into bed straight away. Might do you good to wait.- No, it's not that.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Then what is it then?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I've got flaming nits, innit?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17That Roxy Mitchell, she has got a lot to answer for, believe me.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22You see, now that's exactly why I don't want Ray to find out.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Whatever it is, just, please, tell me.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36- Fine, then I will.- No.
0:15:40 > 0:15:45He used to wet the bed, right up until he was 20.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- He was so embarrassed.- Ohh.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Why couldn't you tell me that?
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Erm...
0:15:53 > 0:15:55It's just something I'd rather forget.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Don't see why Mum dragged it up after all these years.
0:15:59 > 0:16:04- You're getting married, shouldn't have any secrets.- It's not a secret!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07It's just not something I want shouted from the roof tops.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Yeah, but it's me, Andrew, you know?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I mean, you can trust me with anything.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Like I trust you completely.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Yeah.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Look, it's just a few more days
0:16:21 > 0:16:25and then Phil Mitchell will be going down for a very long time,
0:16:25 > 0:16:28and you can make sure that kid's raised right.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33You were right about the icing.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Make a good team, you and me, don't we?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43What d'you say that for?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45To save your bacon.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Bit of gratitude wouldn't go amiss.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Gratitude?! You just made me lie to my future wife.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Like you haven't before?
0:16:53 > 0:16:57Not telling and lying are two completely different things.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Are they indeed?
0:17:02 > 0:17:06- Are we off then? Cos we need to pick up George.- Yeah.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Bye, Rose.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You've done really well, Tanya.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Thanks. I'm not sure I actually did anything.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19You showed guts! You fought that cancer every step of the way.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Oh, hello, Dot.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Found Dot on the doorstep.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Well, Derek phoned me, I hope you don't mind?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Course not, more the merrier! - I'll get some glasses.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Dot, I'll take your coat.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Spoke to Abi, she's well chuffed. She's going to call you later.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Great.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Oh, it's wonderful news, Tanya.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40I prayed to Jesus and he answered.
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Oh, thank you, Dot.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Shame he didn't answer our prayers for Siobhan, isn't it?- Siobhan?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Don't worry about it, have a seat.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh, ta.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Listen, mate, I'm sorry about all of that.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57It's all right.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Our family, it's like the flaming mafia.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Look, I just wanted to say...
0:18:06 > 0:18:07..well, you know...
0:18:09 > 0:18:10..you know, put it there.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Cheers.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Oi, it's all right.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26All right.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30But, you know, she doesn't mean to blow so hot and cold,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34trust me there are there are reasons, you know, valid reasons,
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- which really aren't as bad as they sound...- What reasons?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Well, it's really not my place to say
0:18:40 > 0:18:44and my sister's right hook is pretty formidable, which you may remember!
0:18:44 > 0:18:45You know, I'm sorry, Denise,
0:18:45 > 0:18:47but I'm starting to think that life's interesting enough
0:18:47 > 0:18:49without adding Kim to the mix.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53She's got nits...all right?
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Excuse me, everyone. I think it's time for a few words, don't you?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- Tan, make a speech? Come on, make a speech.- Eh? Oh, no...- Come on, Del.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07I suppose you'll leave it down to me then, eh?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10What, is that embarrassing, is it, Max?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Well, maybe Jack should make the speech
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- he's your number one priority at the moment.- Leave off!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Well, you know what I mean? - Get on with it.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Well, well, if you're sure?
0:19:17 > 0:19:21Cos, you know, a man might feel like he's not particularly welcome,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23when all he wants is for his family to be well and happy.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I'd like to hear what Derek has got to say.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Thank you, Dorothy. - So, that weren't the speech?
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- Come on.- If you're going to be like that I'm not going to make one! - THEY LAUGH
0:19:32 > 0:19:36- All right, all right, all right, OK. Well, unaccustomed as I am... - THEY GROAN
0:19:36 > 0:19:39I'm only joking!
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Let me just say this, right.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's at times like this when you really realise how lucky you are.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51You know, Tanya's taken a big step forward.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Salut. Salut. - TANYA MOUTHS
0:19:54 > 0:19:57And I've been lucky enough to be the oldest sibling.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59To watch these three come into the world...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01KNOCK ON DOOR
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Hey, put it on.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Why?- Just put on the headgear, babe.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09I mean, we're going to need grade five level protection.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Is this a joke?- If only.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- The little creepy crawlies in that lovely barnet of yours.- Denise?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I want to kill her! She had no right shouting my bus...
0:20:19 > 0:20:20What are you doing?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22This is not even a fashion garment.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I look silly.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25You look hot.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28- Do I?- Mmm-hmm.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33I suppose you've either got it or you ain't, innit?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35You're damn right.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Oh, no, no, no. No.- What?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46I say live dangerously, Raymondo.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48All right.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Ooh! Halle-flippin-lujah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:55- We're going to have words me and you, later...- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56So, we going then?
0:21:03 > 0:21:06You're really checking me out, innit?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08I was looking for nits actually.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12- You mention that again and I will...- What?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I dunno, I might hurt you.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Promises, promises.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Yeah, knock off your kneecap and put you in a head lock!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20That's if I don't get you first.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24You know what? I like a woman who can hold her liquor.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25It's a sign of class.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Sign of something.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I mean, you take these young girls today, eh?
0:21:29 > 0:21:32You know, staggering all over the streets, throwing up?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Oh, disgusting!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38I bet when you were young you used to go out all night,
0:21:38 > 0:21:40come home in the morning, not a hair out of place.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42See, a different generation.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45What generation's that then, Derek?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Well the same as mine, I assume.- Schmoozer.
0:21:50 > 0:21:51I like a strong woman, Cora.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55- Cheers.- L'chaim.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Derek still banging on in there, is he?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Erm, what's wrong, Mum?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Nothing. No.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Is it Carol and Dot?
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Cos you know what people can be like,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09the C word just makes them say silly stuff.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11No, it's not them, it's...
0:22:11 > 0:22:14It's nothing, honestly.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'm just being a silly old cow.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Right, just tell me.
0:22:23 > 0:22:29Oh, I was so convinced that I'd be walking out of that room with a death sentence hanging over me.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32So I should be over the moon, shouldn't I?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38So why am I feeling so frightened?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40The scan was clear, Mum.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Hm.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46For now. Could come back though, couldn't it? Next month, next year?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48It could just be waiting for me to get comfortable and happy
0:22:48 > 0:22:52- and then it could just... - No, just don't, Mum.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56The doctors will do checks, they'll make sure that that doesn't happen.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58You can't go through life dreading the worst
0:22:58 > 0:23:02cos otherwise it's just going to, it's just going to always be there
0:23:02 > 0:23:04it's going to be in there.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06It's gone, Mum. It's gone.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09(Why?)
0:23:09 > 0:23:13- Why me, not Siobhan, or...? - I don't know...
0:23:13 > 0:23:15but isn't that, like, double the reason
0:23:15 > 0:23:18not to live your life feeling sorry for yourself?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21I mean, I'm sure Siobhan would have a few words to say about that.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Yeah, just a few.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26D'you, er, d'you want to hear a funny story?
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Yeah.
0:23:28 > 0:23:33OK, so there's this girl, she's about 13, gobby as hell,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36we won't dwell on the bright orange perm...
0:23:37 > 0:23:41So, one night, her and her mate Tracy thought it'd be hilarious
0:23:41 > 0:23:46to re-enact The Exorcist for her little sister Rainie.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48They waited till she thought everyone had gone out
0:23:48 > 0:23:50and they started moving stuff about.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Well...Rainie got so worked up she started screaming her head off.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Five minutes later the police turned up
0:23:56 > 0:24:00to find the girl with the bright orange perm
0:24:00 > 0:24:05holding a pack of peas to an eye that her sister'd just punched.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06They were not amused.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08- No?- No.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12"Time wasting is a very serious offence, Miss Cross," apparently.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13THEY LAUGH
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I love you so much.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21I love you too, Mum.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Come here my beautiful baby.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33You got room for one more?
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Well...
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Is Derek still banging on in there?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Yeah.
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Still hogging the sofa.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44I've just put Oscar upstairs.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46He's going to play on his own for a bit.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- What?- What?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Just stay here, right? Stay here.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Just a few more sleeps and then you, and me, and Andrew,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06we're going to be a proper little family!
0:25:06 > 0:25:11How lucky are we, eh? How lucky are we?
0:25:11 > 0:25:12D'you know what?
0:25:12 > 0:25:16We've found someone really good and really kind,
0:25:16 > 0:25:20who's going to take care of us and make sure that we're safe.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25It's just like a dream, innit, eh? Yeah?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Oh, you scared me!
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Did you hear all that?
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- I picked up the rings. - Oh! Oh, Andrew!
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Oh, George, oh, George. Look! Look at the rings!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- Oh, look at those.- Heather.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42- Heather.- That's Mummy's, you see...
0:25:42 > 0:25:47Heather! There's something I need to tell you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I was telling you...
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- Look, she's got a knife! Tan?- Oi! - THEY SHOUT
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Tan, what you doing? That's our sofa!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57No, it's not! This...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59THIS, this is my prison.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02This is where I've been sat for all them months,
0:26:02 > 0:26:04feeling sorry for myself, too knackered to get dressed,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07thinking, "This is it, this is the end." Well, not any more...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- Rock and roll, Mum!- This is a perfectly good sofa, you know.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You can give it to charity if you didn't want it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Yes, sorry about that, Dot.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18It was just, erm, just something I had to do.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Well, don't just stand there. Come on, you lot, get involved, eh?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- Come on! Come on, I never liked it anyway. - THEY SCREAM
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Go girl!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31THEY LAUGH
0:26:33 > 0:26:36It's snowing!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Is it me? Is it us?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Are you having second thoughts?
0:26:44 > 0:26:45No, course I ain't.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Then what?
0:26:47 > 0:26:53Look...I don't want you to be scared, I'm still me.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm still your Andrew.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00- You're already married, aren't you?- No.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Look, Heather, just listen to me.
0:27:05 > 0:27:1018 months ago I came out of prison for committing GBH.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Now, look I know that sounds really bad
0:27:12 > 0:27:15and I'm not proud of myself...
0:27:15 > 0:27:16GBH?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Grievous Bodily Harm?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24- You nearly killed someone? - No, it wasn't that bad.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- How bad was it exactly? - I don't know...
0:27:26 > 0:27:30Oh, yes, you do know. What did you do to him?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33All right, fine, I fractured his skull.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37He had ten stitches in his cheek, had to have four teeth out.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Ended up in intensive care for a couple of weeks.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Is that enough detail for you? - I knew it.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I knew it.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I looked in the mirror wearing that wedding dress this morning
0:27:48 > 0:27:50and I thought, "This ain't real."
0:27:50 > 0:27:54- Just didn't want you to find out the wrong way.- Just waiting for something to go wrong.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57Heather Trott she never gets that happy ever after, does she?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Nothing's changed, Heather, nothing!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04Everything's changed!
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