0:00:26 > 0:00:28MUSIC: "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Time to pin the tail on the donkey! Here you are, Rose.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Here we go. One, two, three...
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Now, don't worry. You'll all get a turn!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Don't blame me. It's Hev's idea.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48I wanted strippers.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Booze.- Fairy wings. - And what do we get?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55A night in with the Last of The Summer Wine? Do me a favour.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Nearly time for the roulade!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Hev, can I have a word?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I've got the club on standby.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09What are we doing here eating Battenberg with the blue rinse brigade?
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Mrs Branning, she offered, and I just want a quiet night, Shirl.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15We've been planning this for weeks.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18It's your last big blow-out before you become Mrs Cotton.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Has something happened?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22No. It's nothing.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26Where's my bag? Have either of you seen me handbag?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27It's on the stairs.
0:01:29 > 0:01:30So it is!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I know I shouldn't say nothing...
0:01:35 > 0:01:39but I've got a lovely surprise for you, Heather Trott.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Don't make me poke you, Hev.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46I don't think I can marry him, Shirl.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Patrick, you seen anything of Heather?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Not since this morning. Why?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59How did she seem to you?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02A bit distracted maybe. But that's only to be expected.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07- Just that we had a bit of a barney last night.- Lovers' tiff, I bet!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09I should go and talk to her, really.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13The girl is on her hen night, man. Let her enjoy herself now, man.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Why aren't you out celebrating your last night of freedom?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Stags ain't really my thing.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Oh, come on now, man, you should be out there gathering ammunition.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Comparing war wounds!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I don't really know anyone round here,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30apart from Heather and my mum.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Hey, Billy, what're you doing later?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm not fighting with you, Shirl.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Look, if he's been inside once the chances are he's going to go back there.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Is that the type of life you want for George, eh?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Sitting there waiting for a visiting order?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Then you get a 30-minute conversation with some screw staring over your shoulder.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Get your chops around this, girls!
0:02:59 > 0:03:04You'll have to excuse my sister's turban, Hev.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- She's had a little infestation... - Old Hollywood chic.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11I always like to keep ahead of the trend. Unlike Old Mother Hubbard here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Look, I know this isn't the ideal situation,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21but er... today's Hev's day, innit?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Even though we've not seen eye to eye.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Suppose I can forgive you for one day...
0:03:29 > 0:03:31for stitching up my old man.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- 'Ere you are.- Cheers.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44MUSIC: "Bachelor Boy" by Cliff Richard
0:03:44 > 0:03:49OK, ladies. We've got a VIP area waiting for us at the R&R.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Well, what about my roulade?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Let the youngsters have their fun, Dot.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57You don't mind if we tag along, do you girls?
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Well, it is Heather's special occasion.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05- I don't want to let you down. - It's hard to believe that you'll be a Cotton this time next week.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Strictly speaking you'll be a Taylor. Cos hers was a bigamous marriage.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oh, change the record.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Unlike her wedding do, yours will be a dignified affair.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Married in cerise, according to all accounts.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Well - what can you expect from a scarlet woman?
0:04:25 > 0:04:28D'you want me to go ahead, tell them the wedding's off?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Why would you do that?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34You're not still seriously thinking about marrying that pudding?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Mrs Branning has gone to a lot of trouble.- Hev!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39I can't think about this, Shirl. Not now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Could you tell me where I'd find 45 Albert Square?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yeah, it's the house on the corner, mate.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Heather...!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Just let me explain, yeah? - Stay away from her.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- It's none of your business. - Hev IS my business!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Just the man I'm looking for. I'm taking you over to the Vic.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Now's not a good time, Patrick. - That wasn't a request, you know.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09I'm giving Heather away, aren't I?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11The last thing you want to do
0:05:11 > 0:05:14is to upset the father of the bride. Now, come on.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Come on, come on.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25No, no, no! No, you can't come in here!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm cooking, aren't I? So...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33..pour yourself a nice big glass of red and put your feet up.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yeah, but I'm covering for Lucy at the chippy.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Well... I've bought all the stuff and everything.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I'm trying to do something nice for us, Ian.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I can heat it up later, can't I? - D'you know what?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47You can make your own dinner. I'm going out.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Where?- With my mates.- Who?
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's Fat Heather's hen do, innit? The more the merrier, I say.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Excuse me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02- What are you doing?- Uh, nothing.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Don't look like nothing. What was it?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I write one to Mum every year. I know it's stupid. I know.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Nah, it's not.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20MUSIC: "Searchin' (I Gotta Find A Man)" by Hazell Dean
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You holding out for a better offer?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- She's waiting for a text from Ray, isn't she?- Ahh...
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Can you believe it, Walford's own little party girl's all lurved up.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31I ain't lurved up, yeah?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33We've only been on one date. Innit, Dee?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Yes, which was spent wearing an helmet.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Look, he's just a bit of fun. I'm not even sure if I like him.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41TEXT ALERT
0:06:41 > 0:06:43So what, you ain't going to answer that?
0:06:43 > 0:06:46I'm out with the girls. Men are off limits.
0:06:46 > 0:06:51- So you don't mind if I delete it, then?- Go ahead, I'm not interested.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52SHE GASPS
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Was that Ray?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00McKlunky's. A bucket of chicken's four quid, apparently.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Something tells me you're the first person to ask for a sherry in here.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Well, I thought, just the one - you know, wouldn't do no harm.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12You know, seeing as it's a celebration.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14This takes me right back.
0:07:14 > 0:07:20A quick pit stop for a Babycham, then dancing the night away at the Royal.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23That's the old place in Tottenham, innit?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I broke many a heart on the dance floor.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I never had no time for gallivanting, you know -
0:07:27 > 0:07:31cos my Nick, he was a very demanding baby.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Had terrible trouble with his ears.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37My problem is I was too much like our mother.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Men just took one look at me
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and let's face it, they knew exactly what they were getting.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I will never feel like a lady, and I never have done.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I think my half-sister's had one too many gin and its.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55C'mon - let's get you a glass of water.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Mrs Branning, I'm ever so pleased you came.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03Don't you think it's time you called me Dorothy? Seeing as you're almost family.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Yes, Mrs Branning. - I've got a little something for you.
0:08:06 > 0:08:12- What is it?- Oh - just a little something to see you on your way.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, no, Mrs Branning, this is much too much.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Take it. With my blessing.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Yeah, but you've already got me my wedding dress...
0:08:23 > 0:08:25I won't take no for an answer.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- He'll make a good husband, you know? - How can you be sure of that, eh?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Cos he's got goodness in him.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36And it's up to you to help him find it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Alfie, you going to come and join us for a drink,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45celebrate this boy's last night of freedom?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Sorry, Paddy, bit busy, mate.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Ray, what about you?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Listen, mate, I'm at a crucial stage with a souffle right now, Patrick.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58You know I'd, er...I'd never do anything to hurt Heather, don't you?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Where's that come from?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03She found out I've been inside.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Doesn't that shock you?
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Your past is your business.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12It's Shirley though, innit?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14She'd do anything to try and split us up.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18What you've got to realise, son, is that you're marrying two women.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23You should hear the way she speaks to her sometimes though, Patrick.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24I wouldn't talk like that to a dog.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27It's funny, you know?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You'd think Shirley was the one calling all the shots.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32But let me tell you something -
0:09:32 > 0:09:34she'd be hopeless without Heather, you know?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38It's true, innit?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I'm marrying Shirley, ain't I?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Here he is. The condemned man!
0:09:44 > 0:09:48You call this a stag? Here you are, stick that on.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50ALL CHEER AND LAUGH
0:09:50 > 0:09:51What is it?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I told you! I told you!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- Right, get the shots in, Alfie. - Yeah, he'll have a shandy.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Come on, Tracey, get your kit off. ALL CHEER
0:10:03 > 0:10:06- You didn't have to do this, you know?- No, don't be soppy.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- We look after our own round here, don't we, Paddy?- Yeah, man!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Right, well, the first round's on me.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Hiya.- All right?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Ooh, Arthur!
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Ooh, look at you. You're all buttoned up wrong.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51He's a DJ, you know?
0:10:51 > 0:10:55- Mrs B, I need to start my set. - Why don't you come over on Sunday,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58and I'll make you one of my special steak and kidney puddings?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01- Yeah, I really should go... - Well, I'll be right at the front,
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- and I'll be clapping.- Great, great.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06(Just kill me. Just kill me now.)
0:11:06 > 0:11:07You've stolen my little boy.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11D'you know what, Rose? I think you've had enough.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14He may not be the sharpest tool in the box,
0:11:14 > 0:11:17but he's got a big heart. He gets it from me.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Why don't I just take you home, Mrs Cotton, yeah?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Now... He likes a bit of chicken.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Right.- He likes it roast... - Yeah.- ..he likes it fried...
0:11:25 > 0:11:28but he does NOT like it grilled.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- I think it's time to go home. Behave yourself.- I've only just started!
0:11:34 > 0:11:35SHE YELLS DRUNKENLY
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Rose, be careful, come on...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I've still got it, Kim, haven't I?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh, hello, darling...
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Rose, come on.- Oh!
0:11:48 > 0:11:49It's my birthday!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Put it in a cab.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Come on, then. Now - you've been round the houses a few times.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58What advice have you got for our Hev?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Never...NEVER go to sleep on a row.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Fight it out and then make it up.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09That's how you keep the passion alive.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12At least it was with me.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- All right, girls? - DOT:- Your attention, please!
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Sorry I'm late, Hev.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18You know what Ian's like when he's on one.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Mrs B, what're you doing?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24You probably most of you know me. I'm Dorothy Branning, Mrs...
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Chairwoman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch...
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- Let me handle this.- I'm perfectly capable of public speaking.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34The Reverend Stevens is always praising me
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- on account of me gospel readings. - Yeah, but one minute...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Yo, yo, yo, listen, ladies and gentlemen, OK,
0:12:39 > 0:12:44cos my main girl MC Dotty B wants to say a few words, d'you get me?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Yeah? ALL: Yeah!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49All right! Thanks...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Well... I expect most of you know
0:12:51 > 0:12:53that Heather Trott is getting married.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- MAN:- Get on with it!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Good manners cost nothing, young man.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Now, I'd like to take this opportunity
0:13:02 > 0:13:06of asking you all to join me in raising a glass
0:13:06 > 0:13:12to wish both of them a very happy marriage. To Heather Trott!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14ALL: To Heather!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Tip number one, never tell her she looks tired. Number two,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26never stare at Holly Willoughby more than ten seconds, all right?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30And the third one, always tell her she's right.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You want to know the way to a woman's heart?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36It's all...in the hip action.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Yeah, man. As soon as she know you can dance...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41the rest takes care of itself.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43So what about you and Rose then, eh?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45We're just friends, man. Nothing else.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Oh really, yeah?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Well, friends...with benefits.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52You dirty dog. Raymondo, you must have tips to share?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56All right. A woman loves a man who knows his way around the kitchen.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Right, so is it true, then, that food's like a aphro...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- Aphrodisiac.- ..disiac?
0:14:01 > 0:14:04I've got two words for you, boys.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Pine nuts.- Oh, shut up!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09No, seriously, it works every time, man.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I've got one...
0:14:10 > 0:14:17All right. Never tell your missus that her sister is a sort, right.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20because Abi, she can really throw a punch, right?
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Ian. Come and join us. - Nah, you're all right.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26We're giving Andrew some tips on how to be a good husband.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29And no-one's had more go's than you.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31You want my advice? Stay clear of blondes.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37Funny, innit? Eight months ago I never even knew Heather.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Now, I couldn't be without her.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Pass me a bucket. - No, don't say that...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Got yourself a right cracker there, Andrew.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48He's a bit of a player. You want to talk to Jean about that(?)
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Oh, shut up, will ya! She's not Page Three material...
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Oi! Watch it!
0:14:52 > 0:14:55No, what I mean is, she's got a heart of gold, ain't she?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59Will you gentleman excuse me? I'm going to try the missus again.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Andrew...- There ain't going to be no aggro or anything.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I just want to talk to her.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Oi..! Where're you sneaking off to?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's Andrew.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Tonight is about spending time with your mates.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16I know it is.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Well, it ain't like I'm going to see you much, is it, after next week?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23- What are you talking about? - It's not gonna be the same. Hev and Shirl.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It's all going to change.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27There's always going to be Hev and Shirl.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31I know I'm a stroppy cow, but you do know that you're my best mate?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Course I do.- And I don't want a bloke coming in between us.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- That ain't going to happen.- So just for tonight, forget about Andrew.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40MUSIC: "Respectable" by Mel and Kim
0:15:40 > 0:15:44Here, do you remember this? 1987. Me and you down the Hippodrome, eh?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I can still remember the moves, you know?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- No! Can you?- Yeah.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Shall we have a go?- No, you go first.- No, you go first. Go on.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Let's do it together. Go, go, go...
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Can I get a glass of champagne, please?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Oh, you can put it on Heather's tab.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11# Take or leave us only please believe us
0:16:11 > 0:16:15# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)
0:16:15 > 0:16:19# Like us, hate us but you'll never change us
0:16:19 > 0:16:24# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... #
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- I love you, Heather Trott. - I love you too, Shirl.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I love you more.- I love you more.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35If you had your time again, would you change anything?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Suffering produces endurance,
0:16:36 > 0:16:40endurance produces character and character produces hope.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Look at them, they're all so young.
0:16:43 > 0:16:48They've got no idea of the disappointments that lie ahead.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49# Tay, tay, tay, tay T-t-t-t-t-tay, tay
0:16:49 > 0:16:53# Take or leave us only please believe us
0:16:53 > 0:16:57# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... #
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Heather Trott?
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Oh, here we go. Come on, get it over and done with.- Hev...
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh... It was only the once, I promise.
0:17:08 > 0:17:12I mean, I didn't have time to separate my papers from my plastics.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm really sorry, Officer...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16MUSIC: "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Oh, Shirl!
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Ooh, yeah...
0:17:21 > 0:17:22WOMEN CHEER LASCIVIOUSLY
0:17:25 > 0:17:28MUSIC: "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores
0:17:28 > 0:17:33# ..And I love you
0:17:33 > 0:17:38# Yes, you're once, twice
0:17:39 > 0:17:44# Three times a lady
0:17:45 > 0:17:54# And I love you
0:17:55 > 0:18:01# I love you... #
0:18:04 > 0:18:05You seen much of Ben?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09He ain't exactly popular in my house, is he?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Listen, does he ever talk about the young offenders' place?
0:18:12 > 0:18:17Yeah, a bit. Why? Weren't exactly top dog in there, was he?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19All right - and if he went back in?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21It'd kill him.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Heather still ain't answering her phone.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oh, God, let the girl enjoy herself now, man.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31With Shirley there? Picking away at her... Sticking ideas in her head.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I ain't going to let her ruin it for me, Patrick.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oi, oi. Trouble in paradise?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Yeah, it feels like it.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Ben told me it's Phil's plea hearing next week.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Good news travels fast.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I don't take pleasure from this.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Now, I find that hard to believe.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51So, have you decided what you're going to do if...
0:18:51 > 0:18:53It won't come to that.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55You sound confident.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59It's all I've got. I've lost everything else.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Come on. Let's show this bride how much she CAN blush.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Heather...
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Oh.- What're you doing?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Do you mind? We're trying to have some fun here.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- We're going home. - Get your hands off.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Keep out of this.- What, you going knock six bells out of ME?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23- No, Shirl, that's enough. - You know he's done time.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Yeah - Andy Pandy here's got a little bit of a temper.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You don't know what you're talking about.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32How long do you reckon, before he starts knocking you about?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Andrew's a good boy.
0:19:33 > 0:19:34I don't mean to be rude,
0:19:34 > 0:19:38but you ain't exactly a great judge of character, are you?
0:19:38 > 0:19:41A bad day at work, a belly full of beer...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You say one word out of line, he'll be giving you back-handers!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- That's enough. - This ain't your business.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51- He's Dot's nephew, that makes it my business. - I know what I'm talking about, Hev.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53You know what? I think it's best if you just go.
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Yeah, go. Back to Southend.
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Cos nobody wants you here. Least of all Hev.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Not so tough without an audience, are you?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You've had it in for me since I got here, haven't you?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21You're not good enough for Hev.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23If anyone's a bully around here it's you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26The way you talk down to her.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Lift her up, then dump her whenever you feel like it.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32We all know what this is really about though, don't we?
0:20:32 > 0:20:37- Enlighten me.- With Phil facing life, Heather getting hitched...
0:20:37 > 0:20:39there's going to be no-one left for you.
0:20:39 > 0:20:45You're going to be all on your own, Shirley. And you hate it.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49You think if Hev had the choice she'd choose you?
0:20:49 > 0:20:53I've seen her face. She sees what we all see.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- And what's that?- A vicious thug!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Since I first saw you, I knew there was something wrong.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02I thought you were simple, I didn't put you down as the tough guy.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- You better shut that mouth. - Do it for me?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Come on, Andrew! Show us what you've really got.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09If you was a geezer, I tell ya...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Now do you see?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank Sinatra
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# You and I
0:21:29 > 0:21:34# Are just like a couple of tots
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Runnin' across the meadow
0:21:37 > 0:21:41# Pickin' up lots of forget-me-nots
0:21:41 > 0:21:45# You make me feel so young
0:21:45 > 0:21:49# You make me feel there are songs to be sung
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Bells to be rung... #
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Heather, wait... She got to me, didn't she?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56So I've got a bit of a temper.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01That doesn't mean I'd ever raise my hand to you, does it?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Who was it?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It doesn't matter.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Shirl's right. I can't trust you.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08It was my mum's ex.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10He used to be a bit handy with his fists.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15He put her in hospital twice.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18I couldn't just sit back and let him treat her like that, could I?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20She's my mum.
0:22:21 > 0:22:27But...I've got Shirl in one ear and Rose in the other...
0:22:27 > 0:22:29What's Mum said?
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Doesn't matter.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34D'you know what, I can't do this.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Where're you going?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38D'you think it's easy living round here?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Everyone poking their noses in.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Interfering in our business. This is our life, Heather!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47It's got nothing to do with Shirley or my mum.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50This is about me, you and George.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53That's all I give a monkey's about.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58We either do this, or finish it now.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Cos I can't live like this.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06So which is it to be?
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Yeah, I thought so.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19You know it's Phil's hearing next week, don't you?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Spit it out, Billy.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Well...nothing TO say, is there?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Between Ben and Marsden they've stitched him up good and proper.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30What, you think it was easy for that boy to stand up to his father?
0:23:30 > 0:23:33It's family, Patrick. You don't grass.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I don't envy him at all, coming up against that every day.
0:23:36 > 0:23:41I'll tell you what, Patrick, you don't know the half of it.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Listen, remember all that trouble you had with your lad, Paul?
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Is there anything you wish you'd done differently?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Hindsight plays tricks on the mind.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53All you can do is look forward, son.
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Yeah, I know. But if you could change one thing?
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I would have turned him in.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Soon as I knew he was involved in drugs, I would've called the police.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07And have him hate you for it?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11I'd rather that than to see him throw his life away.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15I mean - all that boy ever needed was a fresh start.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Wipe the slate clean.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22But he never got that chance, did he?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24It was too late.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Mum...?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40That's Heather's dress.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42I never got to wear white, did I?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Get it off.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49The feel of silk against my skin. It's like I'm 16 again.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50I won't tell you again.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52No harm done, is there?
0:24:53 > 0:24:57No harm done?! This is twisted, Mum, even for you.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Just get it off, will you? Get it off!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03SHE SHRIEKS Now look what you've done!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06My nerves couldn't stand another shock like that tonight...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Rose Elizabeth!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16It's times like this I wish I had a camera.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Are you coming in?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29No, I'll catch you up in a bit.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- I've just got to go check on the chippy.- All right.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Why hasn't he texted me, Dee?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I don't know why he hasn't texted you!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Perhaps he's run out of credit or something.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- He hates me, innit? - He doesn't hate you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49Yeah, but the thing is, yeah - nits like clean hair, innit?
0:25:49 > 0:25:51But he don't care, does he? No.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54He thinks I'm a tramp, innit?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I never liked him.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- DENISE SIGHS - Oh Kim, don't be daft.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02TEXT ALERT Can't be bothered with it.
0:26:03 > 0:26:10Ah! You see - patience, it was never your strong point, Kimberley Fox.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Well, come on, then. Don't keep us all in suspense...
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Really?
0:26:26 > 0:26:31After all that fuss tonight... I forgot to give you this.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38If you don't like it, you can take it back.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I love it.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47How about, me and you jump in a cab and go down to Stratford?
0:26:47 > 0:26:51I know a nice little bar there, rammed full of Polish builders.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53They'll all be fighting over you.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54HEATHER SIGHS
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Come on, Hev. He's not the only bloke out there.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I don't want another bloke, Shirl.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08You know, all my life I've had people telling me what to do.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You, Mummy...
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Well, it stops now.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15I love him.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19And if you can't accept that, then...
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- you're going to have to find another best mate.- Heather...
0:27:29 > 0:27:32No, Hev...
0:27:32 > 0:27:34You walk away now and we're finished.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58Mr Beale. To what do I owe the pleasure?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00It's, um...it's Ben.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02What about him?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04He lied.
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Phil's innocent.
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