0:00:32 > 0:00:35You left these on the counter.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Dot'll kill me, you know!
0:00:38 > 0:00:41What's that?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Oh, nothing.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Just a few words I was going to read at Heather's wedding.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Oh. Your father of the bride speech.
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Yeah. Poor girl, I mean...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55she will never get to hear it.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Nobody will.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Well, read it to me.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04No, no, no...I can't.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Come on. Zainab, she can spare me for half-an-hour.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09I'll grab my coat, yeah?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15My Andrew won't touch a sausage without a dollop of brown sauce.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Where's it gone?
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Maybe the local police mislaid it when they was ransacking me abode.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- They shouldn't have done that. - There's some tea in the pot.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26I'm all right, thanks.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I'm making you a full English.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- I ain't hungry. - But you've been imprisoned.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33You've had a traumatic experience.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36It was Walford nick, not Alcatraz.
0:01:36 > 0:01:42Yeah, well, whatever. At least now everyone knows he's innocent.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Don't they?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Well, the police know what they're doing.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I never done it. You...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52You do know that, don't you?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54You can't think I killed Heather?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56That poor girl, she's laid in the mortuary.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I don't know what to think!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I see...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Tell him you believe him.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Mum, don't. I should go.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Andrew!- I can't stay here. I can't stay here.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10If he's going, I'm going too!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12There must be something we can do.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- They can't let scum like that walk the streets.- I told you, Andrew will get what's coming to him.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Just... Just more cards, that's all.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20- Coming to the cafe, yeah?- Yeah.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- Is he still not sleeping? - Well, not really.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Look, Shirl, maybe...maybe this ain't the right place for him.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29He just needs a new bed.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32The least we can do is give him somewhere half-decent to sleep.
0:02:32 > 0:02:36Go get him one of them racing car beds, a red one with wheels on.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38You'd like that wouldn't you, George?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Social services ain't going to let you keep him. He's got a dad.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Yeah, and I've told you, he's got me.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Do you know what? I don't think this place has had a proper clean since Shirley's had it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54There's just months of accumulated grease just festering in that equipment.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Er, you know what, Ian, let's forget about the bacon sandwich.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- I'll just go with the tea. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03What time did you crawl out of bed this morning?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It was early.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Well, I had plans.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yeah, well, I've got work.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Get off on being the Mitchells' skivvy, do you?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I assume they're paying you?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Don't let 'em take advantage, Ian.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'm thinking scotch eggs, yeah?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Or Snog, Marry, Avoid?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't mind, Mum.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'll just do a few picky bits then, eh?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26And a cake, of course. Come round about one-ish?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- That goes for you and all, Abs. - I do have school.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33And a lunch break. Give you girls time to get ready for R and R, innit?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Good idea to line the stomach.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Oh, my little baby. Happy birthday!
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Give them whatever they want. I'll settle up later. See you.- See ya.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46You know, as far as fake IDs go, this is pretty good.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48So it'd be a shame to waste it...
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Hey, Abi?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Er, no. She stole my room.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55You ready, yeah? You in the zone?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- Let's just get it over and done with.- All right, come on.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00We've practised this, man. Get in the zone. All right, you ready?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02What is going on?!
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Yo, yo.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05All right, here we go.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08(RAPS) Here we go. Here we go. Hey, Lauren, luscious, it's your birthday today.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You're 18, and you can melt eas-ay.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14You can do what you want, style your hair frizz-ay, get down and dance,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16get a little dizzy.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yo, Tamwar. Yo, yo.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yo, Tamwar.- Yeah, yeah.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- You're name is Lauren.- Lauren. - And it rhymes with sporran.- Sporran.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- And Sven Goran.- Goran.- Eriksson...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27which is difficult to incorporate into a rap.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Bruv, we practised this. Happy Birthday, Lauren.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Happy Birthday, darling.- Thank you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I told them it's not a flash mob with two people.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's just ritual humiliation.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I don't get what the big deal is. It's from Ritchie.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, just open it then.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Have you heard? The police let Andrew out! It's disgusting.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46I know. I can't believe it either.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48And he's staying at Grandma Dot's.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Ta-ra. Oh, Abs. Um... - I've got to go.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- Who's fault's that, eh? - Just open the letter.
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Gerbera.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Gerbera Jamesonii.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I was going to put them on Heather's shrine.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Pink was her favourite colour.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, that's good then.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29If there's anything I can do...
0:05:29 > 0:05:30No-one can do nothing.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Unless you can bring her back.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40He'll find out. Ritchie tells him everything.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43It ain't got nothing to do with him. It's my name on the letter.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- You're just going to make things worse.- How much worse can things get?
0:05:55 > 0:05:57That poor, poor man.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01No. Poor, poor Heather. You see, it just goes to show, you can't trust a man, can you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02HE COUGHS
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Present company excepted, thank you.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Alfie, am I still events manager?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Yes, course you are. It's your official title, isn't it?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Jean Slater...
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Event-a-lator!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17THEY CHUCKLE
0:06:19 > 0:06:20And do you trust me...
0:06:20 > 0:06:21If I had an idea?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Yeah, yeah. Course, yeah.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I've got one.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- An idea.- Wow. OK.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30The Queen Vic pays tribute to Heather Trott.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36When I walked you down that aisle...
0:06:36 > 0:06:38arm in arm...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41you made me the proudest man...
0:06:41 > 0:06:43in Walford.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's OK.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Just so you know...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55..I wouldn't be giving you away to just anyone.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I know Andrew will look after you
0:07:00 > 0:07:03and make you and George happy
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- and he'll have me to answer to if he doesn't.- Look, I think
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- you should be getting back to the shop.- Do you know what?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Why don't you just get away?
0:07:11 > 0:07:15You could call Anthony. It would do you some good to spend some time with your son.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17No, no, no, I'm all right, OK?
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Maybe it'd be better if you weren't around right now.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Now that Phil Mitchell's back?
0:07:26 > 0:07:29You're still getting over Pat and...
0:07:29 > 0:07:30now Heather.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Well, Phil's not going to be doing anything.
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Not even he's that stupid. Look, just promise me you'll call him?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44It smells like someone's died, Tyler.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- I can't smell nothing! - What is it then?- Rats.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Or as I like to think of 'em, hamsters with attitude.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Rats!- Look on the bright side, least they're dead.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- How do you know?- Cos I put poison down, didn't I? All right?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57This ain't just a pretty face.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Something just moved.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08What are you...?! They're dead, you muppet!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12What are those muppets doing up there? Didn't you hear that?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oi. Accounts.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Make a start on 'em.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Please would be nice.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20You're the one with the mathematical brain, Michael.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Cloth ears, you telling me you can't hear this?!
0:08:22 > 0:08:23What you done now?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Cos it's really me, Jack, cos I'm in league with the National Grid(!)
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Give me the torch, will you?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36So it starts at two o'clock...
0:08:36 > 0:08:40and it's to remember Heather...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43with joy and to raise money for her funeral.
0:08:43 > 0:08:50And, well, I wondered if you'd like to be guest of honour.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Guest of honour?
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Yeah, that's right.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's out of question.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh...I know how close you both were.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Well...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10..just in case you change your mind.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I very much doubt it.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Give us one good reason then.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Well, you know I like to do my grieving in private, Patrick.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Shame. Heather enjoyed a good night out.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Besides, my best jacket is in...
0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's in the launderette.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Then, um, maybe we can go and get it...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31together.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33It's time.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Ben OK?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Yeah. Why?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were mates. I must have been mistaken.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47This looks like it could be a right laugh.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Don't tell me...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52you're spending quality time with your deep fat fryer.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Come on, Ian, we haven't been out for ages!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Look, it's '80s.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Got to be right up your street.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Yeah, maybe I should show my face, shouldn't I?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Great. Right, I'm going to go and get my outfit sorted then.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Bananarama, eat your heart out.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ignore 'em.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24(SHOUTS) He's not done anything to be ashamed of!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Mum, please, you're making it worse. - Well, how can it be my fault?!
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Andrew!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Just leave me alone.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Is it me...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39or is this shrine in front of the launderette thing...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41It's a bit creepy.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Er, Phil wants to see you.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Ph...Phil Mitchell?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Wants to see me?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52What have you done?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Did you break it? - No, I've fixed it!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Problem?- No. No problem.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Your electrics playing up?- No. Why? - Well, ours are on the blink.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09That's what happens when you don't pay your bills, innit.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11That's funny, innit?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Little bit strange though, the gym being so close to this place.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18- What was all that banging? - Never heard no banging.- Me neither.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19- No, nothing.- Oi!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Where you going?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24To my other office. Let me know when the power's back on, yeah?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Jay said there was something you wanted to discuss, Mr Mitchell?
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Yeah.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Darren, he's a mate of yours, right?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Yeah. Well, technically, I'm HIS wingman.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Well, tell him to come back here and get his son.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yeah?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51- Mr Mitchell, just asking if you know where little George is? - Get out of here.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Have they taken him into care? - The pair of you, get out of here now! Out!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Oi.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Well, I dunno how you can live under the same roof as him. It's not safe.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Don't worry about me. I can take care myself.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11After what he did to Heather?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Calm down, he's moving out.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Cheers. What time did Lauren say she was turning up? I've got to be at a car auction in an hour.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Why don't you go down the Vic cos that's where she'll be, isn't it?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Nobody likes a grass, sweetheart.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- I'd rather be a grass than a drunk. - Oi! Don't start.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Drinks on her birthday ain't going to hurt.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Yeah, sure. OK. OK.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Oh! Bianca promised me that she'd look after the place.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13I mean, woe betide if Mr Opodopo... you know, finds out.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I can't believe I'll never see her again.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Look at them table cloths from the Argee Bhajee. I told her to put them through twice.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25You never saw such stains!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38They say these things go in threes.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Dr Khan...
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Pat...
0:13:43 > 0:13:45..and now Heather.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Maybe we shall get a little peace for a while.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49No.
0:13:49 > 0:13:55No, Dot. I don't think I'll ever get peace around here, you know.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57That is why I'm going to stay with Anthony for a while.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01Oh. How nice. He's a lovely doctor. Give him my regards.
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Does that mean that you'll be giving me notice?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08I'm sorry.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11When was you thinking of vacating your room?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Today.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15But...
0:14:17 > 0:14:19..you'll miss her funeral.
0:14:19 > 0:14:25I, um, I just don't think I have the strength to say another goodbye.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52I heard he strangled her. Half the mums at the nursery didn't want to leave their kids there.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Don't worry, babe, no-one's going to touch you, all right? Except me.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Oi, Grandad! Are you really going to go through with this?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Shirley is going to flip. It's morbid!- Don't worry!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02The Moonster has a plan, all right?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Who's genius idea was that?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Brilliant. Brilliant, innit? That's just what Walford needs -
0:15:09 > 0:15:13- something to vent its communal grief. Well done, Jean. - Yeah, you reckon, do you?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Sadly we're going to have to cancel karaoke,
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- cos the machine's packed up,- What? - Yeah, sorry, darling.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21This is your lucky day, Jean. I know a geezer, knows a geezer,
0:15:21 > 0:15:23who knows a geezer. He'll sort you out.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25You'd do that? Just for me?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27No. No, for Heather.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Oh, yeah.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Step into my office.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Yeah, all right. Wait for me. Hold on, hold on. Sorry, darling.
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46CREAKING
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Cora, is that you?
0:16:05 > 0:16:08So, it's any song from the list!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11And then you just write down your name and the song title.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Right, I'd better get to this birthday thing cos my mum's going to kill me.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23I'm sorry, have you, like, forgotten it's the biggest day of your life,
0:16:23 > 0:16:27and you're going to, what, run out on us for a date with a mini-quiche?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29All right, well, if you put it like that...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31So, you and Mitchell? Talk to me, bruv.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Did he want to do business with you or what?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Not exactly, no.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36So wagwan, bruv? You know, how did it go down?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Go down? You know...it went down.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40We talked in his office.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43He thinks he's going to kill him.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Ooh, incoming Branning.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Happy Birthday, Lauren.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54- Thank you.- Did you get your electrics sorted?- No.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59But if it's got anything to do with you two banging about in your junk shop, you'll pay, all right?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Cos I'm losing business.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- We didn't do nothing.- We're on a different phase to you.- You what?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Our Emporium's got nothing to do with your supply.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10And you have got your RCDs connected to your circuit breaks, yeah?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Yeah, yeah. Course I have.- Good.
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Was that for real?- Maybe, maybe not.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- Here he is, I knew he'd turn up! - It's my era!- You're not going to start body-popping, are you?
0:17:21 > 0:17:25- Not unless you ask him really nicely.- No, you're all right! - Bit of cheesy music, eh?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27Shoulder pads. What more could a girl want?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31We are going to have a good time tonight, whether you like it or not.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Hey, Mandy, you work that outfit, baby!- Oh, thank you, darling.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You work it!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Surely there must be a law against that outfit.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40And, if not, why not?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Lauren, what are you doing?
0:17:43 > 0:17:46You're spending all the cash. We're meant go over to the club.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Lauren, listen, just take it easy, yeah?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Uncle Jack, always so caring(!)
0:17:52 > 0:17:56No, listen, I don't suppose you could lend us a few quid.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You suppose right, don't you?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01See, and that's why you'll always be the tightest Branning brother.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Don't look at me.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Oh! Well, I forgot -
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Janine's the one with all the money anyway, ain't she?
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Look what I found?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Oh, yes. See, look...
0:18:13 > 0:18:14we don't even need your money.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Roxy, can we have two double vodkas please.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19- Yeah.- Lauren...- What?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22I am 18. I do not need your permission, Uncle Jack.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Just like I do not need this - my fake ID. I don't need it.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- All right?- All right.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- Thank you.- Roxy, please, can I have a drink, please? Come on.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Don't even think about it.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Nan!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40You're mother's pulled out all the stops.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Her vol-au-vents are on the turn.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45I think it's time you made a quick exit.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- Lauren...- Shut it, Blondie.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Nan! She is my mate, you know!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55Yeah, I know. And your mum's had cancer.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57She's only just got her life back.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Yeah, well...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Nan, I can't just leave 'em!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05That's the downside of growing up, darling.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Choices. Too many of them.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11You're never sure which is the right one.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Let me give you a little clue, yeah?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17It starts with that door.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24One lousy thing I ask you to do. Just get the bed.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I'll get it tomorrow. Where are you going?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27To get George his dinner.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Don't suppose you thought about that either?
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- Forget that. Phil said we're not meant to talk to anyone. - It's not about Heather.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Look, if I talk to the CPS about Stella, right,
0:19:40 > 0:19:44say that she abused me, they might drop the charges, Jay.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46If you tell them you're screwed up,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48they're going to think you're a nutter.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51They're going to start wondering what else you might have done.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Have a look at that.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55I was going to tell you.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57It's from Ritchie.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I've got to have a psychiatric interview.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01It might help with my case
0:20:01 > 0:20:03and get me off the hook about lying to the police.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You don't need a psychiatrist.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07D'you reckon?
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Dad!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Happy birthday to you...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17# Happy birthday... #
0:20:17 > 0:20:18How much have you had?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Um...- Why did you bother turning up, Lauren?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Blame the Wicked Nan of the West.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28So, um, where's this...
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Where's this brilliant cake, then?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Oh!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You had more sense when you were that age, you know that?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46SHE RETCHES
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Lauren!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh!
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- The Banned.- Yeah, you said. What was it called?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, that's what it was called - Banned. B-A-N-N-E-D.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Inspired.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Yeah, it was like a new romantic/pop hybrid.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16If I remember, it sounded more like caterwauling.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- Dorothy, good to see you, sweetheart. What can I get you? - Well, I know I shouldn't really.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- But I'll have a small sweet sherry. - All right, darling.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25I mean, this isn't really, you know, my sort of to-do,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28but I'm here for Heather.
0:21:28 > 0:21:33Seeing as I am, you know, in loco parentis, as it were.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Of course he did it.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- He's got the look. - What you talking about? What look?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Murderer look.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Andrew Cotton is grieving for the love of his life.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46He's lost in a endless sea of whirling emptiness.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Innocent until proven guilty.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Isn't that right, Mrs Branning?
0:21:56 > 0:21:58I went through all this 20 years ago with her mother.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Yeah, thanks, Mum. Do you want to go and check on Oscar?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I never meant for this to happen...
0:22:04 > 0:22:08- Yeah, well, it's a bit late for all that, ain't it?- Oh, Max, stop it!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- She's said she's sorry.- She's got to take responsibility. She's 18. - Yeah. What if I can't?
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- What?- Be in control, have everything sorted.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Oh, you're right, Dad, I'm a mess!
0:22:18 > 0:22:22No. No, you're not. Now, you listen to me. Listen.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25I couldn't have got through this past year without you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29You, Lauren, are one of the strongest people I know.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31You can do anything. Anything.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I just wish things could be how they used to be.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Yeah, well, some things never change, do they, eh?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45You will always be my beautiful baby girl.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47No matter what.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50I love you, Mum.
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Yeah, I know.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08# Please believe us... #
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I'm telling you, everything was better in the '80s.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14The clothing, the music... everything.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- Excuse me, you hadn't met me then! - I was never happier.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20How can you be rolling any deeper than the way you're rolling now?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22MUSIC STOPS I was enjoying that!
0:23:22 > 0:23:26- Who's idea was this? - Shirley, it was mine.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28I thought, you know, great for Hev.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Raise some money and just give her a good send-off, that's all.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Rox, do you want to give Phil a call?- Yeah, yeah.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Shirl, why don't you come upstairs with me?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39You bunch of vultures.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41You're dancing on her grave!
0:23:41 > 0:23:42No, we ain't.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45She ain't even in it yet. That T-shirt...
0:23:45 > 0:23:48"Choose life" - is that supposed to be some kind of joke?!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50I'm sorry.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Don't apologise, you've got nothing to be sorry for.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You always were a weaselly man.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Don't talk to him like that. - Mand, Mand, just leave it.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00No. Look, we're just here trying... Trying to celebrate Heather's life.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Celebrate her life?!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05You didn't even know her!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06None of you did!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08And what's this, eh?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Supposed to make you feel better about all the "Fat Hev" jokes?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Cos she knew.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15She knew what you all thought of her.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Shirley, we're just paying our respects, that's all.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Yeah, with a little bit of music.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- You touch that thing and it'll be the last thing you do!- Yeah?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Shirley, please, darling. Come on...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Stop this, please! We're here for our friend.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29You're not her friend, Dot.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30I thought you were...
0:24:30 > 0:24:33What are you doing here, anyway? They're all laughing at her!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Don't come any closer.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I'm not frightened of you, Shirley Carter.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- Dot, let's get you home. - No, she can scream like a banshee.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43Something's got to be done, Jack. It ain't right.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Heather wouldn't want this.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Yeah, well said, Dot.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- You evil little cow! - Oi, oi! Ian, do you want to get...
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Ian, are you going to let her talk to me like that?!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54You ain't the only one what loved her!
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Have some dignity.
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Yeah.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Heather would've hated this.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03- You...- I don't want no trouble, Shirley.- Murderer!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- Shirl!- I never did nothing!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07See, I told you, didn't I?
0:25:07 > 0:25:10I told you what he was like.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Is that what you did to Hev?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Cos she wouldn't stop talking?
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Wouldn't stop playing her Club Tropicana records.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Wound you up, did it?!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Come on, let's go, mate.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Come on, please... - I loved her!- Go. Go, go...
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Come on. Cheers, Jack.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25You killed her!
0:25:29 > 0:25:33Do yourself a favour, all right? You disappear.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36No. This is where Heather lived, I'm staying here.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39And you can tell that lot in there as well.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I ain't going nowhere.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48It's been an utter disaster.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50No, no, no. You were good today, Jean.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53You should be proud of yourself. It was nice.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Come here, Dot, let's get you home.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Jean... Look, it was Mandy's fault, she provoked her.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01She shouldn't have done. I'm sorry.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03It ain't entirely Mandy's fault, Ian.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08My fault?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You're back?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Is that all you've got to say?
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Oh, how about... congratulations on your performance.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I was sticking up for you.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22What, so I could be the latest in a long line of blokes?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Your mum told me what you're like. - Lorraine?
0:26:24 > 0:26:25You line 'em up, rip 'em off,
0:26:25 > 0:26:27then run away with the engagement ring.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Oh, right. No, no, I get it.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32This is what all that's about - you acting weird.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Ian, my mum is a lying, scheming, jealous, manipulative...
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- Oh, what? Like mother like daughter? - Ian...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Look, I'm no angel. We both know that.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45I thought things were different this time.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47How many times have you used that line?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Ian, mate, seriously. Come on, let'...
0:26:49 > 0:26:50No, no, Alfie. It's OK.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54You've made yourself perfectly clear.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56And I ain't sticking around for this. Move.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Ian, what are you doing?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04- You can't just let her go out like that.- Probably just go back to her lap dancing club.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Yeah, serves you right if she did.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I thought you two were going to make a go of it?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11You know what you are? You're a grade A prize pillock.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13That girl was defending you, mate.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16When was the last time anyone did that for you, eh?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Well done(!)
0:27:23 > 0:27:25What, do you want me to kill him? Get banged up?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Is that it, yeah?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28If that's what it takes, yeah. But you...
0:27:28 > 0:27:31You couldn't even throw him out of your own pub!
0:27:31 > 0:27:32You should've seen 'em all.
0:27:32 > 0:27:36Singing and laughing like Hev was nothing, that she didn't matter to anyone.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Shirl, she does.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40She does.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42She mattered to me, anyway.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Mandy? I'm sorry, OK?
0:27:53 > 0:27:57Look, you know I didn't mean it.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00It was just banter and...
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Look, just come back and I promise I'll make it up to you.
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