0:00:24 > 0:00:26# And a hundred lonely housewives
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# Clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
0:00:29 > 0:00:32# Hanging out their old love letters
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# On a line to dry
0:00:34 > 0:00:36# It's enough to make you stop believing
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# When tears come fast and furious
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# In a town called Malice. #
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Yeah, I know, I've got a loan with you already.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Well, the thing is, I need a new telly,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12so I just thought I could increase the loan?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Oh, right.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19So, you have to pay the old one off first, yeah.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21OK.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Warm me up, Alfie.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27- All right.- Afternoon.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30- There you go.- Lovely.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I thought we'd just go over the details for later.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Well, the job is as straight forward as it seems, ain't it?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43We wait for Trev the drayman to turn his back
0:01:43 > 0:01:46and then we steal the booze from his van.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- 12 grand's worth of booze. - Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Well, like you say, it sounds straightforward enough.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55What?
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Nervous?- N-No.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Yeah.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02No, listen, I've got convictions, and I stand to lose everything.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05And I don't just mean the pub.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Kat's not the most forgiving of women.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09There's no backing out now, Alf.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Remember, I'm not the most forgiving of men.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22You've no idea what's in them, have you?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Winston said it's all good stuff.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Said the supermarket only chucks it out cos the labels are torn.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30That lot's never seen labels. "Dodgy" is written all over 'em.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Beggars can't be choosers.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, last night, I had this really great dream.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Can't remember all the details,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42but that bloke from Captain America was in it.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45And I know I was having a really good time.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Then I woke up. Back to reality, eh?
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Reality's not that bad. Anyway, you've still got a great figure.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Yeah, I've had this skirt for years, who needs money?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57We're better off than some and you know what? KIDS SHOUTING
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I've been there before, dreading the post, the knock at the door,
0:03:00 > 0:03:03starving myself so that you lot can have dinner. Things get better.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06If we don't get a new telly, the kids will kill each other.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Or I am going to kill both of them!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11I never get to watch what I want!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Oh! My head is banging from last night.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Yeah, tell me about it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Interesting conversations, though.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Oh, sorry, we don't do oysters or what was it? Rhino horn.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Meant to perk you up a bit, innit?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26That meant to be funny?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Ian's face when you blurted it out in front of everyone.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yeah, well, least I've got a fella, eh?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Who you got keeping you warm at night?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Easy, Mands.- Looking good, Kim. - Thank you, thank you.
0:03:39 > 0:03:40# Ta da! #
0:03:40 > 0:03:41What do you think?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44I take it you're trying to impress someone.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46And if I was, would it work?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Some might say, you've got all your goodies on a plate.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52But you, being my ever-loving sister, you would say...
0:03:52 > 0:03:53You look lovely.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Don't I? I know.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So, this is all for Ray's benefit, I take it?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Ray? No.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Oh, come on, I saw your face last night
0:04:02 > 0:04:04when everyone said how fit he was.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Well, they need to realise that he's desperate to get my attention.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11He's going to be looking out of his little hatch all night,
0:04:11 > 0:04:14watching me behind the bar, lighting up the pub with the life,
0:04:14 > 0:04:16the soul, curves, booty.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I guarantee, by closing, he'll be putty in my hands.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Oh, so, you do want him to be putty then?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- I'm getting lost whether you want him or not. - No, I never said I wanted him.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29But that's not to say that I don't want him wanting me.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32You see? Let me tell you a little something, yeah?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37It is better to be wanted than to be had, yeah?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You might want to think about that a few times, yeah?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Pay you later.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46You've not had an easy couple of weeks, have you?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48No.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I drove myself over to see Jim today
0:04:50 > 0:04:54and I was bracing myself all the way to tell him about Heather, you know?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And when I got there, I realised I couldn't
0:04:57 > 0:04:59because what does he need to know for?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01He don't need upsetting.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Anyway, what's bothering you?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I feel stupid now. Look, I should have thought.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Yeah, you should.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14But you can be a bit selfish, Ian.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Anyway, you're here now, might as well tell me.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20I feel old.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh. Ha-ha.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Must be awful being in your early 40s.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I'm not going anywhere in life.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I mean, I had dreams and ambitions.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I mean, look at me now, Dot, I'm running the stall that my dad ran
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- and that his father ran before him...- Drink your tea up.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39- What?- I can't listen to no more.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41You should count yourself lucky you're alive.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Dot, I'm sorry... - If you're looking for sympathy,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47not me, not today.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I mean, I was supposed to being going to church tonight,
0:05:50 > 0:05:51you know, it's Maundy Thursday
0:05:51 > 0:05:55and I couldn't face telling Jim about Heather
0:05:55 > 0:05:58and I can't face going to church and I can't even talk to Jesus.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05I'm afraid...you're knocking at the wrong door.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Argh.- He seen me earlier.- Yeah?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Checked that I was all right for tonight.- Yeah? What did you say?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19What do you think I said? I'm skint, ain't I?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Thing I don't get is you agreeing to be his dogsbody.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Whoa, stop. I'm no-one's dogsbody.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, right, so you're partners now, are you?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Come on, Alfie, don't kid yourself.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I mean, how much money are you actually making out of all of this?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Or should I say how will Derek let you keep?
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Enough to pay rent for the next six months
0:06:35 > 0:06:37and keep the tax man off my back, all right?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41I don't know if you've noticed but the Vic is hardly standing room only.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Only at lunchtime, hardly enough people to start a darts team.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46I'm just trying to claw back any profit wherever I can.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50And you ain't got any ideas of your own, eh? You?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Alfie Moon?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54BILLY SCOFFS You surprise me.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Ladies and gentlemen, Kimberley Fox is in the building.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Kim. Ray wants you.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Tell me something I don't already know.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12R&B MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Ooh, hello, you're looking very filet mignon today.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- What?- Filet mignon, the best steak in the world.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You saying I look like a bit of meat?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- HE LAUGHS - Look, Roxy said you wanted me.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Yeah, listen, I need some help in the kitchen tonight. Alfie said you're it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33I don't think so, young man.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Cos, tonight, I'll be lighting up the pub out there.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Ooh, I'm afraid not, babe.- But... - No, no, no, no time for buts, babe.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42That stuff over there needs filleting.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45And don't throw away the heads, we'll be boiling them for stock.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Right, so, you both get to pick a can
0:07:47 > 0:07:50and then, whatever's inside, that's your dinner.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54What? Go on, just pick. Who else gets to have surprise food?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Other poor people?- Just pick.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01I wonder what this could be, then?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Could it be spaghetti hoops?
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Or beans and sausages?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09It is...
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Custard.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yummy.
0:08:13 > 0:08:19Right, this one... feels a bit more lumpy. Guess what?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- Dog food?- Don't be stupid.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm not, for all we know, it could be.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24I'm not eating dog food.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26As if it's dog food!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Well, I wonder what this is then.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Mmm.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Smells delicious, whatever it is.
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Ian...
0:08:48 > 0:08:50..can we talk? You know, about...?
0:08:53 > 0:08:54I don't want to, if that's OK.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55SHE SIGHS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, I do, all right?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Look, see these?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02D'you know what keeps them up there? A good bra.
0:09:02 > 0:09:08Without it, they'd be a lot lower and you wouldn't have been so keen.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- We're all getting older.- I don't want to talk about it, all right?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Which is why we have to compensate.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16So...
0:09:16 > 0:09:17I bought you these.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21They're herbal and they work, well, so I'm told.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You just take one and 40 minutes later...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I don't need those, OK? It was a one-off, I'm fine.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31OK, good, well, um...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35..shouldn't be any problems tonight, then.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Tonight?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Mandy, look, I've got to do the VAT and stuff.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- I'm not going to be in the mood after that.- Great(!)
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No, I mean, that's just great, Ian.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51This is it, is it?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55You just avoid the situation and I get frustrated?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57It's like we've been married 30 years.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58SHE SIGHS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01You know what? Get a grip Ian, all right?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Because if there is a problem, then sort it,
0:10:03 > 0:10:06cos I for one - I need some excitement in my life.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16No-one's even ordered fish.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18It's not for tonight, it's for tomorrow.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20It's a big day for fish, it's Good Friday.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Then, why couldn't you do it in the morning?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Probably, since I get paid more per hour than you do,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27it's cheaper if you do it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- OK, kids, here you go. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Are you calling me cheap?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Er, what are they doing here? - Eating.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Look, they were hungry, all right? Don't make a fuss.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55- You all right, B? - Alfie, you seen my kids?
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Erm, the kids?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Alfie?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Yeah, yeah, listen, they're just in the hallway,
0:11:01 > 0:11:02having something to eat.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Yeah, I bet they are. - No, they're fine, darling.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09B. Erm.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Tiff? Morgan? - Bianca, all right. Don't, don't...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I offered.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- It's just chicken and chips, you know?- Yeah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21Thanks.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Any time.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You know, whatever you want,
0:11:28 > 0:11:30whenever you fancy some for yourself.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Look, erm...
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- ..I found a letter in Morgan's school bag.- Mm-hm.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- He's been picked for the football team.- Yeah?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48- Nice.- So, if you want to help us out,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50he does need a new pair of football boots.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah, course. Yeah, no problem.
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Look, maybe I could watch him play sometime?
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, look you can take him training, if you like.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02I'd really like that. Thank you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Is that...?
0:12:07 > 0:12:08What?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10That skirt.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12The one you wore the night we met.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14What if it is?
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I remember it. I mean, you looked proper hot in it.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- You still do.- Yeah?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Well, you've let yourself go.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Come on, kids, let's go. Home.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Thank you.- You're welcome, Son.
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- It's disgusting.- Oh, come on. - Thanks.- Greens are good for you.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- So, where's Billy?- He can't make it. - What do you mean, "Can't make it"?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Well, he's got a hospital appointment.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47No, it's not him, it's his granddaughter.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49She's, you know, she's got to do a scan
0:12:49 > 0:12:52or one of these 'natal classes or something.
0:12:52 > 0:12:5615 and up the duff. That's what's wrong with this country.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I thought he was looking a bit shifty this afternoon.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- What's his game? - No, no, no, no. It's not a game.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- He's doing right by the girl.- Yeah.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Well, so who are you going to get? Better be someone we can trust.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Yeah, well, I don't know about trust, but I've got someone in mind,
0:13:15 > 0:13:20but he might have done a few dodgy things in his time.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Who?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- You.- Me?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Yeah.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's like I said earlier, right?
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I can't afford anything to go wrong anymore.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Neither can you, Derek.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38You know, neither of us like prison food, do we?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42So, erm, it's your call.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47It's her fault you're being like this.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50No, it's me.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54WHY are you being like this?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Look, I'm sorry, Lucy, if my life annoys you,
0:13:57 > 0:14:00but that is what it is, OK? It's my life.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03You're only going to be here for another year or so,
0:14:03 > 0:14:04and you'll make your first million
0:14:04 > 0:14:07or find some nice fella and drive off into the sunset.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Me?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I'm stuck here till they cart me off to the cemetery.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You know the really sad thing?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I even know where they'll bury me.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Little plot between my dad and my gran.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19It's so close, I could probably walk to it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Dad, you need to snap out of this.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Think of Bobby.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27What about Bobby?
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Well, do you think he wants to see you like this?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Dad, you're his hero.- Am I?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Yeah, of course you are.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Look, you need to open your eyes
0:14:36 > 0:14:38and realise it all went wrong with Mandy.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40No.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42No, it was going wrong before that.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I guess it went wrong when Jane left.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Do you miss her?
0:14:50 > 0:14:51No.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Oh, I don't know.
0:14:55 > 0:14:56I don't know, OK? Maybe I do.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Tell you what I have missed, though, and I've realised it this week,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I've missed being in the caf.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06It's... Being back at the heart of everything, it was...
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Yeah, that's it.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- What?- I need to get the caf back off Phil.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- I doubt he's going to sell it. - He will.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18If I make him a good enough offer, he will, he's bound to.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Lucy, that is what it is. We need the caf back,
0:15:20 > 0:15:24it'll give us back the excitement that we've missed.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Yes, well, you've seen now, haven't you? And I'm fine.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Yes, but, Dot, it's at times like this that you need...
0:15:30 > 0:15:33What? Your friends? Is that what you was going to say?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34We ain't friends, are we?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37We're neighbours, I always say hello.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Well, Heather was a true friend.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44We shared things, you know, happy times, sad times.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46There was more of the sad times than happy times,
0:15:46 > 0:15:48but that's what friends are for, aren't they?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And now, she's dead
0:15:50 > 0:15:54and you all feel bad and you want to help.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Well, I'm sorry, but it's a shame
0:15:56 > 0:15:59that you didn't help her when she was alive.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Fine. Next, time I won't bother.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, dear.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15KNOCKING ON DOOR Who is it now? What do you want?
0:16:18 > 0:16:23- Oh, hello, Vicar. - Mrs Branning, is this a good time?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Oh. Yes, yes, of course, of course.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- Is your sister...? - What, Rose? No, she ain't here.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Is it her you wanted to see? - Oh, no, no, I've come to see you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37Oh, well, what can I do for you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Well, you can make me a cup of tea
0:16:39 > 0:16:43and then maybe find me a nice slice of your cake
0:16:43 > 0:16:46and then run me a bowl of tepid water.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12So, where is he then? You sure you got the right place?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah. Yeah, yeah, course I have.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18This is weird, cos, well,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Trev, he text to say that he was here, you know.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Nah.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Nah, something's not right. I can sense it.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Let's leave it, Alfie. Alfie, leave it. Come on, pull off.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Pull off.- No, no, no, look.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40There he is. That's him.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- All right? Trevor, this is... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50So, where's the van?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I've just got a gun stuck in my face.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54No!
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- Who by?- Couple of blokes.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Car pulled up, I thought it was you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Next thing, they order me out the van, driving off with it.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- It was only a few minutes ago. - Are you all right?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Course he's all right. He's alive, ain't he? I don't believe this.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12No. I told you something wasn't right.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14You know who this is down to, don't you?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Who?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Phil Mitchell, hmm?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21Eh?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23This has got his name written all over it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Hospital appointment. I knew we couldn't trust Billy.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29No, no, Billy...Billy's fine.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Phil, maybe. - There's no maybes about it, Alfie.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I told him the line was drawn.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Well, now, he's just crossed it.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43You know, you've weighed very heavily on my heart,
0:18:43 > 0:18:45these last few days.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I had hoped you'd come to church as planned.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yes, well, I've been busy.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Of course. So I thought to myself,
0:18:53 > 0:18:57"If she can't come to the church, the church shall come to her."
0:18:57 > 0:18:58But there is no need.
0:18:58 > 0:19:03Well, I'm sorry to disagree with you, Mrs Branning, but I think there is.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07If there was any time in your life to let your faith slip,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- it certainly isn't now.- I know.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Friendship is one of the most important things in anyone's life.
0:19:13 > 0:19:17Jesus knows what it was like to lose a close friend.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Not in such circumstances as yourself,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22but tragic nonetheless.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Yes, I suppose.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27And on this very night,
0:19:27 > 0:19:31the night he was betrayed in the Garden of Gethsemane,
0:19:31 > 0:19:34betrayed by someone he loved.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Yes.- So...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39let me wash your feet.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42No. No, I ain't worthy.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's a Maundy Thursday tradition, Mrs Branning.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yes, but...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I ain't got pretty feet.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Mrs Branning, I'm sure they're beautiful in Jesus's eyes.- Oh.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07The real reason you were feeding the kids
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- is that you want to get back with the mother.- What?!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Kimberley, Kimberley, Kimberley. - Don't "Kimberley" me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Oooh, I like you jealous. - I'm not jealous.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20You know, babe, it's perfectly fine, you know. Totally understandable.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Just don't take it out on the fish, yeah?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25No, babe, you've got to cut it through, don't hack at it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- Here, let me. Come on. - I don't need showing.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29- Argh!- What?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31My finger!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Ahhh! Ahhh!
0:20:33 > 0:20:37- Emergency! Emergency! Help! - What? What? Kim?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- I didn't mean to, it was an accident.- What was?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Kim!- I cut off Ray's finger!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43What?!
0:20:43 > 0:20:48"After they had eaten, Jesus poured water into a basin
0:20:48 > 0:20:51"and began to wash his disciples' feet.
0:20:52 > 0:20:57"Afterwards, he dried them with a towel."
0:20:57 > 0:21:02"Simon Peter says unto him, 'Lord, not my feet only,
0:21:02 > 0:21:05" 'but also my hands and my head.' "
0:21:06 > 0:21:11She...she... she was the sweetest girl.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14She wouldn't hurt a fly.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18She struggled all her life...
0:21:18 > 0:21:20but she had the biggest smile.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23And that little boy...
0:21:23 > 0:21:27that little boy'll never know what a wonderful mother she was.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30SHE SOBS
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Emergency! Emergency! We need a doctor!
0:21:40 > 0:21:43There's a man dying!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Man dying!
0:21:44 > 0:21:46- So, what do I get?- What?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- Well, if Morgan's getting football boots, I want something.- Tiffany!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52What? When one gets a present, the other does too.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53But the thing is...
0:21:53 > 0:21:56The thing is we're poor and our TV don't even work.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59But Morgan gets what he wants cos his dad's here
0:21:59 > 0:22:01and I don't cos mine's gone!
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- No, no! It's not like that. - Yes, it is! I hate you!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- I hate all of you! - Oi, spoilt little madam.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08No, she's not, though, is she?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- DOOR SLAMS - She ain't had nothing for months.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18She needs a new coat, her shoes are too small.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Right, come on David Beckham, bath time.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Hello? Yeah, I'm looking for a short term loan.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53No. No, I haven't had one off you yet.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Well, I just need enough for a new telly.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Oh. Really?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah, that's great.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Well, I was thinking,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11well, you know, like, one of them plasma ones.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18I will never pick up a knife again.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Look, it was an accident.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23You heard what the nurse said, man, it was just the tip,
0:23:23 > 0:23:25they'll be able to sew it back on again.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30I was fine cutting that fish on my own, you know.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33So, what? It's my fault for getting in the way?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Actually, yes, it is your fault. - (That's great.)
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Flirting with Bianca.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Look, I flirt with all women, all right? It's part of who I am.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Your finger ain't part of who you are now though, is it?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47You need to calm down. You're getting a bit too worked up.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You know what? I'm fine, yeah?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51I'm just hot.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56So, if you're hot, put some ice on your neck then, innit.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Argh! - HE LAUGHS
0:23:58 > 0:24:00I touched it!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- But you don't know it was Phil. - Well, who else could it be, Alf? Eh?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Erm. I don't know, anyone.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14No, not anyone, Alf. Come on, wake up and smell the coffee, mate.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Phil Mitchell nicked that booze, our booze.
0:24:17 > 0:24:1912 grand's worth.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21So what you going to do then?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I'm going to think on it. Hm?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26That's the difference between me and him.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28He's all action and no brains.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30No.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I'm going to think on it and then I'll pounce.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40You're not well, are you? You've gone very quiet.
0:24:41 > 0:24:47I was just thinking about what you said about flirting with all women.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Why do you do that?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Well, from what I hear, you do the same.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Ask yourself the same question.
0:24:55 > 0:25:00Look, I know why I do it, but I just want to know why you do.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I don't know. I just do.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Well, you shouldn't.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Cos if you're flirting with everyone,
0:25:14 > 0:25:17how's a girl to know if you really like her?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Wait. You chop off my finger
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and then you tell me how I should and shouldn't be?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25You are some piece of work, you know that?
0:25:25 > 0:25:28- I ain't a piece of work, you know. - Yes, you are.- No, I ain't. - Yes, you are.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Cos you're just trying to get me to tell you how much I like you,
0:25:31 > 0:25:32which is kind of insulting,
0:25:32 > 0:25:35considering it's pretty clear that I do.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Do you?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Why else do you think I swung it
0:25:40 > 0:25:44so, that way, you'd have to spend the evening in the kitchen with me?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47It wasn't because I wanted to admire your new dress,
0:25:47 > 0:25:50which I think makes you look cheap.
0:25:50 > 0:25:54No, seriously, it annoys the hell out of me
0:25:54 > 0:25:57because, you know, when you actually do open up to me,
0:25:57 > 0:25:59and we actually get close
0:25:59 > 0:26:02and this becomes something,
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I don't want my woman walking around dressed like that.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Your woman?
0:26:08 > 0:26:09My woman.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Argh.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16Oh, is it hurting?
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Er, yeah.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Oi! There's an injured man in here, bleeding to death.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Now, if someone don't get in here quickly, trust me,
0:26:25 > 0:26:29I will show you the true meaning of Accident and Emergency, yeah?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30HE CHUCKLES
0:26:30 > 0:26:34D'you know, I love it when you get fired up.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Stop it.
0:26:42 > 0:26:47Look, I don't know if you're playing me or not, yeah?
0:26:47 > 0:26:48There, I said it.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51If you're playing me, let's call it a day now, cos I...
0:26:51 > 0:26:54I ain't playing you, man. I'm being 100% sincere.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58What about you?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Promise not to make me jealous?
0:27:04 > 0:27:05You and Bianca?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Look, she's Morgan's mum, that's all.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13She can't compare with you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14This is true.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24Come here.
0:27:36 > 0:27:38You're beautiful.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Am I?
0:28:21 > 0:28:25So? Did he fall for it?
0:28:26 > 0:28:27Yeah, course he did.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31Well done, Trev, mate, you played a blinder. Take care.
0:28:31 > 0:28:35- Pleasure doing business with you. - See ya.- Nice one, Trev.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39- Are you sure Derek ain't going to be suspicious?- Nah.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41No, he thinks Phil did it.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- What? No, Alfie, that is not good. - Billy, Billy, Billy.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47Come on, Phil can take care of himself, you know that.
0:28:47 > 0:28:49As long as Derek doesn't find out it was us
0:28:49 > 0:28:52that nicked his precious booze, we'll be fine, won't we?
0:28:52 > 0:28:53Like I told ya...
0:28:54 > 0:28:56..I'm no-one's dogsbody.
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