0:00:24 > 0:00:27- BANGING AT DOOR - Oh!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29All right, all right.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- BANGING CONTINUES - Stop... Stop banging, I'm here!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Where's the fire? There's no fire, Alfie.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38All right! >
0:00:47 > 0:00:48I've got a job for you.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49What?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51There's no pleasing some people, is there?
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- Oh!- You moan at me when I don't tell you nothing,
0:00:54 > 0:00:56and then you don't like it when I do.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Meet me outside the cafe, 8.30.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02And I mean as in SHARP, none of your pub times.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03And then what?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Well, meet me there and then you'll find out, won't you?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Hold on, you get me out of my pit at some stupid time in the morning...
0:01:10 > 0:01:13What, to tell me to meet you in a couple of hours?!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Hour and a half.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Derek, listen, mate. With all due respect, I'm...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I'm not really cut out for this...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21What, getting your hands dirty?
0:01:23 > 0:01:24You scammed me. Hmm?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Then you lied to me.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Do you really want to make it three?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Alfie?
0:01:32 > 0:01:37You're a nosy so-and-so, ain't ya? Your mother never tell you what curiosity did to the cat?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Whoa, whoa, Derek.- Whoa, whoa. You got something to say, have you?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- ALFIE SIGHS - Uh?
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Good.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Outside the cafe, 8.30.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And put some strides on, Alf!
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Goodness!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Turn all the punters off looking at your skinny pins!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56DEREK LAUGHS
0:01:58 > 0:02:02CAR DOOR SHUTS, ENGINE STARTS
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- What's this? - Done my wrist in doing this lot.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I've written my name and number at the bottom and the house number,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20so anyone can call with any information.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Police have done that.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- Say the person was doing something that night and they didn't want the police to know.- Like what?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28I don't know, having it away with the crown jewels!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I just want to see if anybody knows anything.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Might not do any good, but it can't do any harm.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Someone's keen.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Got a lot to catch up on, ain't I?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Anyway, what's all this?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Listen, Rox. I've got no choice, darling.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yes, you have! You have! He says, "jump," you say, "no," Alfie.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You don't say, "Yes, Derek, how high?"
0:03:02 > 0:03:05I didn't steal money from him, not exactly, but I still owe him.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I owe on my store cards, they just ask me to pay,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10they don't turn me into some sort of criminal!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12We don't know this is criminal. Not for definite.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16It's this simple - I pay one way, or I pay another, OK?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Pay how? Hmm? What's he got you mixed up in?!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- I can handle it. Whatever it is, I can...- And that's it?
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- You do this job, whatever it is and the slate's wiped clean, is it?- Yeah.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- He said that, did he? - Yeah, well, as good as.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34No, Tiff, you can't!
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Why not?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38- Cos I say so. - That's not a reason.- Cos we're skint.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Look, they're on offer. Two for one. That means they're half price.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44- Does it?- It must be.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Cos you can get two for what you usually pay for one.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49So, half of 58 pence, is...
0:03:50 > 0:03:51..30...
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Half of 50 is 25, half of eight is four, add them together, that's...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Still too much money. Come on.
0:03:58 > 0:04:0029! That's 29 pence!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Yes, it is! Although, two for one doesn't work like that.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah it does, we just did the sums and everything.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Well, you did them so well...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09it's my treat?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Yeah, thanks.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Come on, say thank you.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- KIDS:- Thank you!- You're welcome.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18As it happens, Masood, you're really good at sums, aren't you?
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oh.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Look, Uncle Max!
0:04:27 > 0:04:31Oh, hello, darling! What have you got there? Chocolate and...
0:04:32 > 0:04:33- CORA:- Hi, Morgan.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35What's up with her?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- How should I know?- You should. You're the one who upset her.
0:04:38 > 0:04:42- You what?- She had a right go about it in my charity shop.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43About what?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Bus goes from George Street, don't it?
0:04:53 > 0:04:57If you don't go to school you'll have the truant officer on your back
0:04:57 > 0:04:59and all the teachers'll get involved.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01You're meant to be keeping your head down!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Yeah and I will be! Once I get this psych report, anyway.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05I don't care what that says.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Oi! No school's going to say, "Oh, don't bother coming back," are they?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11That psych report's important, all right?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ain't just a get-out-of-school card.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18You got any post for Number 55?
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Let me have a look.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Eh...there you go.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Cheers.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35You all right, Derek?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Bang on time.- What's happening? Where are we going?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Stop your rabbiting, you'll find out, won't you?
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Come on, then.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54You seeing him this morning?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Roxy, you've got to stay away, you know that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yeah, I know.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02- I'm not going to see him for the rest of the day, anyway, cos he's busy.- Doing what?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04How should I know?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Good girl.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Right.- Yeah, right!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- What can I get you, mate? - A jumper, please.- Here you are.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I'll get you another. You're an XL, yeah?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16I've got another one, somewhere.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- I'll give you a special price, two for one?- No, thanks.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24B, let's have a look at that stuff you're knocking out.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Come to have a pop at me again? - No. Just want a look.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31I know you've got the hump with me, no reason to turn down business.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- I'm not turning down business, Max. - Well, good.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35But charity can just get stuffed!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- Oh, well, that went well(!) - You would have done better?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43She couldn't have done worse.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Well, go on then, prove it.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Derek, look.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52What I meant earlier, whatever it is,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'd only end up letting you down.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'm not trying to talk my way out of it,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02but this ain't my usual thing, all right?
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I'll only end up messing things up for you, so...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13ENGINE STARTS
0:07:24 > 0:07:26- DOOR BANGS Mum!- Oh.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30You ain't come to order some stuff an' all, have you?
0:07:30 > 0:07:34Uh, no. No, I've come to invite you all round for something to eat.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, more charity then?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- No.- Liam ain't here, anyway, he's at his mates.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- As usual. - Right, well, the rest of you, then.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What, after the way you all ganged up on me?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I didn't, actually.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Max humiliated me, so stuff him and stuff you.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Bianca, this wouldn't be charity,
0:07:52 > 0:07:55it's more of a peace offering,
0:07:55 > 0:07:57an apology for Max being so out of order
0:07:57 > 0:08:00and he'd have said sorry himself if you'd have let him.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I know you've never had to apologise for anything
0:08:02 > 0:08:05cos you've never been out of order in your life before,
0:08:05 > 0:08:08but he has and this would be our way of saying sorry.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09What are you cooking?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Tiff!- Roast dinner. All the trimmings.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- With pudding?- Morgan!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Mmm, two puddings. A crumble and a trifle.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- What sort of crumble?- Apple.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20SHE GASPS
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Peace offering?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Yeah.- No charity? - Definitely not.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29All right then, thanks, we'll come.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30- Yes!- Yay!
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- Oh.- BOTH:- Yay!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Rox.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Where's Amy, at nursery? Good.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38You can give me a hand with these.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Look, put some up in Bridge Street and if there's any left,
0:08:41 > 0:08:42do Turpin Road, all right?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Rox, are you listening?! - Yeah. Yeah, OK.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53All right, where is he? Where's Alfie?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Alfie?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Alfie? No, it's not ringing any...
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Oh, do you mean Alfie who runs the Vic?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Cheeky sort of chappie?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Quite entertaining sometimes, then other times gets on your nerves?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10You're fond of him, aren't you?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14He's a mate.
0:09:14 > 0:09:19And you don't find him kind of irritating sometimes, hmm?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Like a fly buzzing round your head, yeah?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25You put up with it for the longest time, then suddenly you just go...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27snap?
0:09:27 > 0:09:29HE LAUGHS
0:09:34 > 0:09:36RADIO PLAYS
0:09:39 > 0:09:40I can't live with that.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You can't just take it down, can you?
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Ben ain't going to be able to handle it either, is he?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Can't be easy for you either, can it?
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Ben ain't bothered, is he? Only cares about one thing.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58What?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Nothing. Just school and that.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05His psychological report's due today.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's doing his head in, all of it, he's all over the place.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Jay, we've got to stick together on this.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14If we start turning against each other, then...
0:10:15 > 0:10:18..no-one's going to come out on the right side.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20And there is one, is there... a right side?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Yeah, there is.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24BEN'S side.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Alfie, it's me. Where are you?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Max!
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Max. Look, I wouldn't ask, all right,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I wouldn't, not if it wasn't important.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Can you have a word with your brother?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Which one, Derek?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51- He's up to something. - That's a surprise(!)
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Max, it's something iffy. - Yeah, hold the front page!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It's some sort of job.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58What sort of job?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I don't know, but he's got Alfie mixed up in it.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Right, and you want me to find out what it is?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07He might be my brother but I'm not going to go sticking my nose in.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'm attached to it, you know?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Come on, just a quick word, that's all I'm asking.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Alfie is a big boy. He can look after himself.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20SHE SIGHS
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Abi, give me a hand with these bags, will ya, please?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27In a minute.
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Why, what's so important?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Nothing.- Well, you won't have a problem telling me, will ya?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- It's private.- Private! - Leave the girl alone.- Only asking.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Yeah, and she's told you. It's private!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Meaning a boy.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Have you said something?
0:11:41 > 0:11:42No.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45You just have, though.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Alfie, look, it's me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Can you just please call me when you get...
0:11:53 > 0:11:54this message?
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Jean!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Jean, what's happening?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I'm signing this delivery docket.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Alfie's car.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Oh! He's had to go away for a bit.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Derek's looking after it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17What d'you mean, go...? Where's he gone?
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Search me!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Not literally, obviously!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I did ask. Derek didn't say.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Just said, "He's gone off,"
0:12:25 > 0:12:28and I said, "Like a piece of meat that's past its sell-by date?"
0:12:28 > 0:12:32He just took the keys and went. That man's got no sense of humour.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37And he's OK, is he?
0:12:38 > 0:12:40And he definitely hasn't missed any classes?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44OK, thanks. Well, just keep me posted, yeah?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Trouble?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50No...but there's no harm in checking, is there?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I told you, it don't matter what Ben said,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54his head's all over the place right now.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58He managed to get to school on time and he ain't bunked off any classes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00At least that's some good news.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07So who is it? Is it a skanky little boy from school?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Skanky?!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- We're down with the kids these days, aren't we?- Well?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Ahem... No, he's not from school.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- I bet he's skanky, then. - I never said that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25There's got to be some reason you're both being so cagey.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Are you seeing Jay again?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- I know you don't owe him any favours. - You took the words out of my mouth!
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- But he could be in real trouble. - Well, he deserves it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51(Phil, please?)
0:13:51 > 0:13:55- What do you want me to do?- Just find out what he's got Alfie into.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57And how am I supposed to do that?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ask him!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- You lost your tongue suddenly? - He's not going to tell me!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05So what do I do? Why is Derek going to tell me anything, eh?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Cos, Phil, you might be a little more persuasive than me.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Oh, I see. In other words, lean on him?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13If that don't work, lean on him more, next thing, World War Three's broken out!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Oh, right. It's not like you to duck a fight, is it?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18It's not like me to fight battles for others.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21This is simple, Alfie's got himself in trouble...again.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Alfie's got involved in something that he shouldn't have done...again.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27And I...I don't give a monkey's!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Can I just have two teas, please, Marie?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Thank you.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46So what happened?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47The psych report?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50I thought that'd be it - one look at what that shrink said
0:14:50 > 0:14:52and the school would tell you to go and put your feet up.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55What does he know, anyway?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56I don't know. What did he say?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57A load of rubbish.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Meaning? - Meaning, a load of rubbish, Jay.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Ben.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08What did he say?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10It's a waste of time.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- We've got to take something. - No, we haven't!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19What, we just go and eat their food and then say thanks?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22- Tanya doesn't expect anything. - Makes it even worse.- Excuse me.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh, happy birthday.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Oh, late card from my brother, AJ.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Wonderful excuse to eat more cake.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Huh.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Why don't we give them some of the two for one?
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Yeah, nice idea.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36We go and eat their food and give them
0:15:36 > 0:15:39some cut-price, mouldy old chocolate to say thanks.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42There's six of them, so that means you only pay for four.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Three.- That's what I meant.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46- I know you did. - Do I get another bar, then?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Tiff! - What, for working that out too?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Bianca?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54It's fine. As it happens, you are really good with the kids
0:15:54 > 0:15:56and sums, ain't you, Masood?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Jay's had a tough time lately. - Oh, yeah?
0:16:00 > 0:16:02He'll have a worse one when I get hold of him.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06- I'm just glad I can help him. - Oh, is that what you call it, yeah?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Yes, it is, so don't be so juvenile!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11He's special to me and he's in a bad place,
0:16:11 > 0:16:12and I'm making it better.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16Please, Dad. Do not make me feel bad about doing something good.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21- How old is she?- How old are you?
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- DOOR BELL RINGS - "Is that what you call it?" - Addams Family are here. I'm off.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26No, you're not. Give me that.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30- We've already had Abs go walkabouts. - We all know where she's gone.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Do not go anywhere!
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Hello!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Come in!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Marie, can I have a cup of tea to go, please?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Oi, Roxy, what's so important, cos you've been blanking me all day?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'm trying to get hold of someone, OK?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- What? Hair appointment? - I keep getting the answerphone.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Hold on a minute, hold on.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57Alf...?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Alfie? Alfie, are you there?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Alfie, talk to me. Alfie, it's me!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07'Are you there?'
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Hello?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14No, sorry. Wrong number.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Is that the report?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- It was.- Phil's going to want to see what it says, ain't he?
0:17:48 > 0:17:50He's probably forgotten about it by now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- He mentioned it this morning, Ben. - Well, if it ain't here...
0:17:53 > 0:17:55But it is, innit?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59So, let's take a look.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I'm not saying it's a good thing.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- Obviously, cos then you might have told me.- But I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Jay Mitchell? It's all bad where he's concerned.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Not according to Abi. - What does she know? - Enough to put you in your place.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19This is like history repeating itself.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22All right, fair enough, I know I've said all this before.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24No, Max. I mean, my mum.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Lecturing me about you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Really? Interfering wombat.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32The point is, Max,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35I followed my heart.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And, no, I'm not saying it's the same,
0:18:37 > 0:18:41but I'm not saying it isn't, either.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51It's going to get cold!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03There's a promotion on down the Minute Mart,
0:19:03 > 0:19:04two for the price of one.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Looked at it, and I instantly thought of you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Now I've seen you, though,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I don't know whether two bars is going to be enough.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Well, we both know how it works, don't we?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21One bar, that's for when you're in pain...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25..two bars, when you're in agony...
0:19:26 > 0:19:30..but this is a married man we're talking about, Rox.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31I know.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, I would.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42That's why I've got three and four.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44SHE LAUGHS
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Thank you.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Hey.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- So, Tiff's got a tutor. - Yeah, well, kind of.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Mas, but he's been good, been really patient with her.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Helping you through your adding up?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Taking away. - Yeah, and that an' all.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Tiff, Tiff. Please, can you calm down a bit?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- No-one's going to take it off you. - Like to see 'em try.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Look at her, it's like she ain't eaten for a month.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Give her a couple of months, she'll be doing algebra and stuff, won't you?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20What's that?
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Just something old people used to do.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Morgan, what are you doing?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25Nothing.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Morgan?!
0:20:30 > 0:20:31What is that?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- No!- What...? Let go!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- What? - BIANCA GASPS
0:20:37 > 0:20:38They were for later.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Alfie?
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- All right, darling? - Are you all right? Are you hurt?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52No, I'm fine, sweetheart. Why?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You haven't been answering your phone.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- No, I lost it, didn't I? - Derek answered it.- Brilliant!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00He must have found it. You know, when it drops down the side...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03He told Jean you wouldn't be back for ages,
0:21:03 > 0:21:05then some blokes drove off in your car...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08- Listen, he made me get in the car with him and then...- No, shut up!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Listen to me, I thought he was going to do...
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Thought what, eh?
0:21:13 > 0:21:14I was impressed, the boy did well.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Or was you going to say something else?
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Hmm?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22He was collecting my laundry.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28That was the job, was it?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Yeah, what did you think it was?
0:21:32 > 0:21:34I'm sorry if I gave anyone the wrong impression.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oi, oi, oi!
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Rox, for Heaven's sake, what are you doing, darling?! Rox?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Rox, what are you doing?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Oh, and...thanks, Alf.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Yeah, cheers, Derek.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Rox, what's the matter with you?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Just calm down. - Get off me!- Calm down!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Tiff's got a little something to say thanks.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Oh, you...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Thank you, you didn't need to...
0:22:03 > 0:22:06They were two for one. But I ate some.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- Shut up, Morgan. - I've got something for you too.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- You might as well have it, I'm not into Sauvignon.- I am.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15And for the kids, cos... You were enjoying these, weren't you?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, we were only going to bin 'em.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22Hang on, you're doing it again. So, you was either going to bin 'em or give 'em to us?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24No, he didn't mean that.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Course he didn't! - Come on, B, it's just a thought.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Nice thought, nice, but we've got spuds at home, thanks.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- No, we haven't.- We have, come on. - What about my roasties?- Morgan!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Sorry.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- See ya.- See ya later.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- What? - "Going to throw 'em in the bin"?!
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Don't pull any punches, does he?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Well, I've only met him once, he don't know anything about me, well, not really.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18This ain't really about you, is it? Most of it's about me.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- He don't know you, either. - Ain't stopped hanging me out to dry.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24He don't understand anything about us.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29He keeps going on about how...
0:23:30 > 0:23:32..how you want to be like me...
0:23:33 > 0:23:34..and do what I do.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36What's wrong with that? You're my dad.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38According to him, that's the problem.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44So, what are you saying?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48No, you're not turning on me, too, are you?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50No, never, son. I promise you. Never.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53It's just... Don't you see what he's saying here?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56You know, what's happened with Heather...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I haven't told him anything about that.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Was that you doing what you thought I'd do?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Is that what this is all about? - He don't know anything about it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:09Ben, look, you're my son... and I love you.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Yeah, I know.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Not according to this, you don't. According to this...
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Look, Dad, I've told you, it's got nothing to do with it!
0:24:18 > 0:24:19Ben.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Ben, you're my son and you always will be.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28And you never, never have to prove yourself to me.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Yeah, I know.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39So what d'you do that for?
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Alfie, leave me alone.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43No, no, no, listen! Rox, the bloke is a psychopath.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- You cannot go round hitting psychos! - Alfie, please.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Especially now - the bloke's losing it, big time.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52You should have seen him today. Firstly, he drags me... You saw it.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I get in the car, couple of big heavies get in,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56we drive round, chatting away - nice as pie, seriously -
0:24:56 > 0:24:59and then he asks me to pick up his laundry.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01We come back and he asks to borrow the Capri.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02I mean, what's all that about?
0:25:02 > 0:25:05What it's about, Alfie, is really simple.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Meaning? - He's worked it out, hasn't he?
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Worked what out? I...
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Sending you off on that stupid, stupid errand
0:25:13 > 0:25:15and then coming back here to twist the knife.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16What you on about?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- You know what? Just, just, please go. - No, no. Go where?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Leave me alone!- First, stop shouting. Second, you're talking out your backside.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- What are you on about?- We ain't going to get a minute's peace now,
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- not now he's got this new stick to hit us with.- Rox, what stick?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Why can't you see?! Do you really not understand?
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I can't believe you can't see it and he can,
0:25:40 > 0:25:43because he's got it well and truly sussed.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I thought I was going to lose my mind today, OK?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I thought he'd done something, Alfie, and he loved it.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55He loved seeing me in that sort of state
0:25:55 > 0:25:58and the worse I got, the more he loved it, so he's got me,
0:25:58 > 0:26:03hasn't he? He's got me, which means he's going to do it again and again and again.
0:26:04 > 0:26:08OK, listen, today was... Today was just a misunderstanding.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10To be honest with you, I don't quite get it myself.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Today was a game, Alfie, and I fell for it.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Look at you.- What?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24How can he see it and you can't?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Rox, seriously, sweetheart... I don't understand what...
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I love you.
0:26:31 > 0:26:33OK, and grandad loves Roxy...!
0:26:36 > 0:26:37I love you, Alfie Moon.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45You get it now?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Please just go.
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