23/04/2012

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0:00:25 > 0:00:32# We'll meet again Don't know where, don't know when

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day... #

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Thanks.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41There you go, darling.

0:00:41 > 0:00:46# Keep smiling through

0:00:46 > 0:00:51# Just like you always do... #

0:00:51 > 0:00:53FAINT MUSIC OUTSIDE

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Jay?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Mmm. I can smell bacon!

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yes, I can. Do me some?

0:01:18 > 0:01:23Sorry, aren't we forgetting someone? Where's Shirley?

0:01:27 > 0:01:31Oh, my Lord! What are you doing here?

0:01:31 > 0:01:33You nearly gave me a heart attack.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I had a bust-up with Phil. Andrew said it'd be all right.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Oh, dear. Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:01:43 > 0:01:47Never mind, eh? I'll make you a cup of tea.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Do you take sugar?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You don't think this is too much, do you?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Nah. You look knockout.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Got a couple of suppliers coming in today, so...

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Yeah? You might want to make one little adjustment.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I thought I better try and drum up some business.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'll give you a couple pointers if you want.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Yeah?- I can be very persuasive when I want to be.- Can you?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45I thought Oscar might want a balloon.

0:02:45 > 0:02:46He's upstairs.

0:02:50 > 0:02:53I haven't had one positive response to these flyers.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I'm glad to see you're up and about.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I was thinking of maybe offering a reward? Get people talking.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Shirley.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Why don't you sit down and I'll make you some breakfast?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Dot, there's someone out there that knows something.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08I just want to sweeten them up.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Hold on a minute...

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Rose and Cora and me were saving up for a trip to Clacton.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Here you are. Not much, I'm afraid.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24- You keep it.- No. No, Heather deserves to rest in peace.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26And she ain't going to do that, is she?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Till we find out who it was what done it to her.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I need to find Andrew.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Ain't you going to stay for your breakfast? Shirley...

0:03:36 > 0:03:40I do so hope that things work out for you and Phil.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50Ricky's only gone and blown his money on a deposit for a poxy flat.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Good. At least he's getting settled. - I was relying on that money.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Well, ask him for double next month. We'll muddle through somehow.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59What good is next month? I need the money now.

0:03:59 > 0:04:03What's so urgent? The rent's been paid. I've given you the money for the electric.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Only thing we've got to worry about is not letting the kids go hungry.

0:04:14 > 0:04:19So, come on, Jean. Tell us. What time do the festivities commence?

0:04:19 > 0:04:23Oh, I'm afraid my party budget's been cut this year.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I am the events manager.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29But what with the Olympics and the Diamond Jubilee...

0:04:29 > 0:04:30there's no money left for St George.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33I'd pop those balloons if I was you, ladies.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Jean here reckons our national day ain't worth celebrating.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- I never said that!- This is the day, Jean, that George slayed the dragon

0:04:40 > 0:04:46- to give us a country to be proud of! - Political correctness gone mad, if you ask me.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Dunkirk. The Battle of Britain,

0:04:48 > 0:04:50eh? When our nation stood alone against its enemies.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54If that ain't worth celebrating, then I don't know what is.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55He's our patron saint, Jean.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59He's the great protector, the keeper of our flag...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00- Lithuania.- Bless you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03- No, Lithuania.- What?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06George. He's the patron saint of Greece and Catalonia...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08and Russia.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10And Georgia, come to think of it.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Why don't you just rip my heart out and stamp on it, eh?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Go away.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17You, Jean,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20you are a disgrace to the memory of my grandfather

0:05:20 > 0:05:24and all the men that fought to make this country great.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28That's told her.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Would've been nice. A couple of drinks and a little sing-song.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Would have cheered Shirley right up, wouldn't it?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- What's the matter with Shirley? - Ain't you heard?- No.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- (Phil's dumped her.)- Get away!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Spineless weasel.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45That's a shame, innit? Ladies...

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, and, er,

0:05:51 > 0:05:53send Shirley my love, won't you?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Hi, Dot.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05You shouldn't be doing that.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Well, Christian, he is very particular about his bed linen.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Then let me give you a hand.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12It must be really hard for you to manage in here all on your own.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16You know me, Bianca. I ain't one to complain.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18You should be putting your feet up, not slaving away.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Well of course, there is my sciatica.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The pain, it starts in my hip, it goes shooting all down my leg.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Then there's my migraines. Mind-numbing, they are.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27So when do I start then?

0:06:27 > 0:06:28What?

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Well, you need a new Heather.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34I could do with the money, and it like I ain't worked here before, is it?

0:06:34 > 0:06:39Ah, well, the trouble is Bianca, you see, Mr...Opopopa,

0:06:39 > 0:06:42he is very stringent about his terms and conditions.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Come on, Dot. I'm family.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47Yes. But you've got a criminal record, ain't you?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50I mean, it would only be a matter of time

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- before the word gets back to him. - Thanks a lot.

0:06:52 > 0:06:56Anyway, it's of no consequence, because I've been informed that

0:06:56 > 0:06:59the Launderette is going to be unmanned in the afternoons.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Well, why didn't you tell me that in the first place?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04I'm sorry.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Bianca, you really must learn to put a little aside for a rainy day.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11Oh, yeah, why didn't I think of that? Thanks a lot, Dot. You're a lifesaver(!)

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- DOOR OPENS - I'm just coming, Phil.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23You all right?

0:07:30 > 0:07:33This bust-up with Phil.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34You can sort it out, can't you?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Do you know the combination? - His head's messed up at the moment.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41He don't mean it. Come home, eh?

0:07:41 > 0:07:42That ain't my decision, Jay.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Look, I need you. We all need you here.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52I don't think I can do this on my own, Shirl.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00You want something?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Just getting what's owed to me.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Why don't I leave you two to talk, eh?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Nah.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Nah, we're done here.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40- Oh!- Hey, hey!

0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Sorry.- S'all right.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You OK?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48So, I've just come to pick up what's left of my wages, please.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50OK.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Listen, Roxy, why don't we just forget about what happened last week...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57I'd like to resign as events manager.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You'll have it in writing by the end of the day. - What's brought this on?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02You know I tried to please everyone, Alfie.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Yeah...- You wouldn't believe how Derek spoke to me out there.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08He as good as called me a... Well, I'm not going to say it.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Jean, you've lost me, sweetheart. I don't know what...

0:09:11 > 0:09:13- St George's Day!- Oh, right.

0:09:13 > 0:09:16The budget will only spread to a certain amount of bunting. And he...

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Shirley, it's a bit early, innit, darling? Even for you.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Phil'll settle up with you later.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Whoa, no, Shirley, what you doing, sweetheart? Whoa, Shirl. Hold on.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Where's last night's takings?

0:09:26 > 0:09:30- I banked them this morning. - Shirl, shall we go over the caff, you and me, yeah?

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Am I the only one that wants to see justice?

0:09:32 > 0:09:35Her killer's out there, you're acting like you don't give a monkey's.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36You know that's not true.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Tell Phil to stick his money. I don't need him.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Shirl...- I don't need any of you.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Right!- Oh!

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Do you know what we're going to do?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55We're going to give Walford the biggest, greatest

0:09:55 > 0:09:57St George's Day they've ever seen.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- We can't afford it. - We'll improvise. All right, darling?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02- We haven't got the time. - "Oh, we haven't got the time." You've got me.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05You've got the lovely Debbie McGee. Yeah?

0:10:09 > 0:10:10One shift.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12That's me girl. That's magic.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15I want Punch and Judy, I want jousting...

0:10:15 > 0:10:21- I want, "Cry for God, Harry, and Saint George!" - Saint George!- Hurrah!

0:10:24 > 0:10:28That Dot is a right pain in the backside sometimes.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30- What you got there? - It's a postcard from my mate Sandra.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32We used to knock about together in Balham.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35I'm going to be late now for Janine. Where've I put my make-up?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Husband's left and she's taken herself off to Greece.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41You could at least pretend to be interested.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42Sorry. What?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44What you doing here? Why you not at school?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Teacher training day. Why else would I be sat here?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- You're in trouble.- What?

0:10:50 > 0:10:53"You have incurred £30 penalty for nonpayment..."

0:10:53 > 0:10:56What're you doing with my phone?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Bianca...- It's junk mail. I get it all the time.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's been bleeping all morning.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03It's probably a secret admirer.

0:11:03 > 0:11:08I was thinking, maybe I'll just get rid of the rest of this stuff

0:11:08 > 0:11:12- to them two old birds I clean for. What do you think?- Yeah.

0:11:12 > 0:11:13Can we go to Kids Club Saturday?

0:11:13 > 0:11:14No, I don't think so, love.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17But they're doing Annie. Hello?

0:11:17 > 0:11:18Hello? Kids Club costs money.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19I hate being poor.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Why can't I be like Shenice?

0:11:22 > 0:11:27- She gets all the pop and crisps she wants.- Does she? Well, why don't you go and live with Shenice, then?

0:11:27 > 0:11:29Look, I know it's hard on you kids,

0:11:29 > 0:11:32but you've got to start helping your mum.

0:11:32 > 0:11:37We're a team, remember? Yeah? Right, let's get you some drinks.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Where is she?

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I don't know. Probably drowning a kitten somewhere.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49I heard that. SHE is down here.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52It's the only place I can get comfortable.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Well, don't just stand there... help me up!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Right. To what do I owe this pleasure?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09We're looking for an investor.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Well, I didn't have you two down as budding entrepreneurs.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15It's for Hev.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17We thought, if we offered a cash reward,

0:12:17 > 0:12:22- someone might be more likely to step forward.- Right, so you thought you'd come straight to the bank of Janine?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24Think of the publicity.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27Local businesswoman helps clean up streets.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32And you would have my website prominently displayed?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Yeah, as big as you like.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39All right, I'll give you 500 quid,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- but that is all I can offer. - We'll take it. Thanks.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Janine. This ain't a wind-up?

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Look, I do not want my child growing up knowing there's a killer

0:12:46 > 0:12:48out there somewhere.

0:12:48 > 0:12:54My website - remember it - It's www.butchersjoints.com.

0:12:55 > 0:13:00I don't want the font any smaller than, let's see, size 14?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- Thanks a lot. Cheers.- Thank you.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07That is tax deductible, isn't it?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Oh, now,

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Mrs... Yes, Mrs Jones rang...

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Apparently, her toilet's blocked again.

0:13:16 > 0:13:21Oh, do you want me to keep hold of Pat's ring for safekeeping?

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Don't want to lose it.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25I suggest you give it a good shove.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh, I'm sorry, Alfie.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34I've got this here beetroot stain to get out,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37and half a dozen nets before I finish me shift.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39But we're having a knees-up in honour of St George.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43And I thought you, Dorothy Branning, might lead our punters in a sing-song.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Yes?- I ought to go and see Arthur.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48See if he's found gainful employment yet.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50I know it's been a tough year so far, darling.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53But a little bit of jousting, raise people's spirits.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Come on, we can do this, yeah?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Well, Reverend Steven did say that my voice brought tears to his eyes.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02You're a star, Dorothy. Give me a kiss, darling.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06- I'll have a drink waiting for you. all right kids?- BOTH: All right?

0:14:06 > 0:14:10- Hello, children. - Morgan's got something for you.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, let's have a look. Oh, I say!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16It's our spider, SpongeBob.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19We can't afford to keep him no more.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20Have you ever been poor?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Well, we had to make sacrifices, you know, during the war.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Like what?- Well, you know.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29We only had two ounces of tea a week and two ounces of butter.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Were you scared?

0:14:30 > 0:14:34Sometimes, yes. But I was lucky, you see, cos I was evacuated.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38My Auntie Gwen, oh, she was lovely, she used to fill a bath for me

0:14:38 > 0:14:41every Sunday. Not a bath like you have it,

0:14:41 > 0:14:44but a big tin bath right in front of the fire.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Wow. You really were poor.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48She used to wash my hair for me,

0:14:48 > 0:14:50she was ever so gentle,

0:14:50 > 0:14:54and then I'd curl up on the sofa beside her with Blue the dog.

0:14:54 > 0:14:58And I felt safe, didn't I? I didn't have to worry no more.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Grandma Dot? I can't find SpongeBob.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, my Lord!

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- SpongeBob! - SpongeBob!- SpongeBob! Where are you?

0:15:06 > 0:15:08You sure you ain't printed too many?

0:15:08 > 0:15:11No. I want one of these on every door from here to Stratford.

0:15:11 > 0:15:16The Gazette said they'd try and send a photographer round later.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I said you'd meet 'em in the Vic. - All right.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Ben. Bung some of them in the Arches for us?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Amazing how a bit of cash can jog the memory.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Yeah. I've got to get to school.

0:15:29 > 0:15:33Whatever's happened between me and your dad...

0:15:33 > 0:15:35It doesn't have to affect us.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46What is it with you, eh? And Phil? You can't treat her like that.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Just give it a few more weeks, right. It'll all blow over.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50She needs to be with her family.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hev was her best mate. Or have you forgotten that?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- Of course not.- What else did you expect him to do, eh?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Looking at her every day. It was eating him up inside, Jay.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00We just got to stick together, get through this.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01Everything all right?

0:16:07 > 0:16:08I got to get back to work.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Look. Shirl just gave us a few of these.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15She's made hundreds this time.

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Leave it with me.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25There you go. Look at this, eh?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28No-one can say Jean Slater doesn't know how to throw a party.

0:16:28 > 0:16:29Yeah, but is it enough, though?

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Derek Branning can eat that stupid flat cap of his.

0:16:32 > 0:16:38- Same again, Max?- I think you've already given him more than enough. - All right, Cora.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42- First port of call, is she, when there's trouble at home? - Leave me alone, will you?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- I take it things ain't any better? - I'd love to stand here

0:16:44 > 0:16:47and talk about my sex life with my mother-in-law.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49You better sort this, Max. Before it gets out of hand.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Alfie, can I leave some of these on the bar?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56- I want that photographer to see them.- Course.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02For any of you that haven't seen these,

0:17:02 > 0:17:05we're offering cash for any information about Hev's death.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Why don't you just try talking to her, Phil?

0:17:08 > 0:17:12Can't I just have an orange juice without you giving me earache?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Oh, now this is more like it!

0:17:14 > 0:17:19Jean, you have restored my faith in human nature. Well done!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24That's very enterprising of you, Shirley.

0:17:24 > 0:17:28- Very enterprising, indeed. - Good to hear it.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31See, Alfie, women like this are the backbone of our society.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ain't that right, Phillip?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Tell you what.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Why don't I buy you a drink, eh?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We'll raise a glass together to the dearly departed Heather.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42I'll buy my own drinks, thanks.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Well, make yourself comfortable, why don't you?

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I've just been researching online about housing benefit and that.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19- Is that right?- It seems that I'm entitled to a bit of extra money.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23- But I need a proper rental agreement.- Right.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26So you get more handouts and I get stung by the tax man?

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Yeah, sounds about right.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31All I'm asking, Janine, is that you do things properly.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32OK. Well, it's your call, Bianca.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38Of course, that means I'm going to have to start charging you the going rate.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Let's not be too hasty, then, eh?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43So, which is it to be?

0:18:45 > 0:18:48I just need a couple more weeks to get the rent together.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Yeah. Didn't Billy give you an extension on the rent last month?

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Friday it is, then.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06Mum can wash all her worries away, can't she?

0:19:06 > 0:19:07Just like Grandma Dot.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14BELL RINGS

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? Thank you.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20It's now time for our musical interlude

0:19:20 > 0:19:24and I would like to introduce a lady so regal, SO regal,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26she makes Queen Victoria look like Kerry Katona!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28LAUGHTER

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yes, she's been through more wars than Rin Tin Tin...

0:19:31 > 0:19:34so, can we have a big Walford Queen Vic welcome for the one,

0:19:34 > 0:19:35the only, Dorothy Branning.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:19:45 > 0:19:52# And did those feet in ancient time

0:19:52 > 0:19:58# Walk upon England's mountains green?

0:19:58 > 0:20:03# And was the holy Lamb of God... #

0:20:03 > 0:20:06- I take it you're responsible for these, Miss Carter? - Yeah. What of it?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08You didn't think to check with us first?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I thought you might be busy investigating a missing police cone(!)

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Not only is this irresponsible, it puts our investigation in jeopardy.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16How do you figure that one out?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19It throws up false leads, which wastes valuable police resources.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Resources which would be better spent trying to

0:20:21 > 0:20:23find your friend's killer.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I was just trying to help.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27I suggest you take these down and leave us

0:20:27 > 0:20:28to do the job we're trained to do.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30You're no closer to finding Hev's killer than I am.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34I can assure you, I have every available officer working on this.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37What I don't need is you wading in and messing things up for us!

0:20:41 > 0:20:45Sounds like Oscar got a bit upset at nursery.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Don't like the big bad wolf, apparently.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51Mind you, I was like that with Pinky and Perky. Seriously.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53I used to hide behind the sofa when they came on the TV. Did you?

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Might have done, yeah.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58You big softy, you.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02What? Have I done something wrong?

0:21:04 > 0:21:07No, I'm just... I'm going to end up feeling guilty, ain't I?

0:21:07 > 0:21:12Anytime we have a cuddle, I just feel like you think I want more.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17That don't mean you got to stay away from me, does it?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19It's not fair, is it? You've had the scan, it's clear...

0:21:21 > 0:21:23..and we're still paying the price, aint we?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26We both knew it'd take time, didn't we?

0:21:26 > 0:21:30Well, that's why I've made an appointment.

0:21:30 > 0:21:31To see your nurse.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Be good, won't it? You know, just talk through the options.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40I heard Alfie's doing a Punch and Judy show.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43You want to watch the show, then?

0:21:43 > 0:21:46Yeah? You don't have to stay if you don't want to.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49What, and let Kamil have all the fun?

0:21:52 > 0:21:56- You sure we can afford this? - The kids deserve a treat, don't they?

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Trace, I'll have a big glass of tap water and a packet of crisps. Me mum's paying.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11When's the show going to start? Amy's getting restless.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Alfie...

0:22:13 > 0:22:17OK, Rox. You ready?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Yeah.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- After you.- Ladies first.

0:22:28 > 0:22:29Just get in there, Alfie.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Bit tight in here, ain't it?

0:22:39 > 0:22:40I don't think I can do this.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- What's the matter, got stage fright? - What you got to make a joke out of everything for?

0:22:48 > 0:22:51Shenice gave Judy a make over.

0:22:59 > 0:23:02Hello, boys and girls!

0:23:02 > 0:23:06Yes! My name is Mr Punch.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08CHEERING

0:23:08 > 0:23:12And here is my missus, Judy!

0:23:12 > 0:23:13CHEERING

0:23:13 > 0:23:17You can spot Judy, yes, she's got a face like a satsuma

0:23:17 > 0:23:21and her dress is so short it could double up as a belt!

0:23:21 > 0:23:22Ha-ha!

0:23:22 > 0:23:26You know what the problem is with Mr Punch, don't you, boys and girls?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29He's too short-sighted to see what's in front of him.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36What? OK... Boys and girls,

0:23:36 > 0:23:40if you see a naughty crocodile, I want you to shout out very loud.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Can you do that for me? - ALL: Yes!

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I can't hear you. Can you do that for me?

0:23:45 > 0:23:48- ALL: Yes! - Right. Don't forget,

0:23:48 > 0:23:50shout out nice and loud if you see the crocodile.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52ALL: There!

0:23:52 > 0:23:54Where? Where's the crocodile?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57ALL: There, there! He's there, behind you!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01You might as well take this.

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Why, Phil?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06Naughty, naughty Judy! That's the way to do it.

0:24:06 > 0:24:10I know I'm not Kathy or Sharon but...did we never mean anything to each other?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13- Naughty, naughty Punch! - I've been a naughty boy!

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- It ain't been right for months. - Then why didn't you say something?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Hev stole my thunder, didn't she?

0:24:20 > 0:24:21I don't believe that.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25You were there to take care of the boys, Shirl. Nothing more.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28So you never loved me?

0:24:28 > 0:24:30LAUGHTER

0:24:30 > 0:24:34That's the way to do it! That's it, hey!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36LAUGHTER

0:24:36 > 0:24:39Shirley?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Not now, Dot.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50CHEERING

0:24:50 > 0:24:55What they going to tell us that we don't already know? A few months, Max. What, is that too much to ask?

0:24:55 > 0:24:59You think that's what this is? Me just wanting a quick bunk-up?

0:24:59 > 0:25:01I just want my wife back, Tanya.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02She's standing right here.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06- Every time I get close to her, she pushes me away. - You're just exaggerating.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Let's just wait, shall we?

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Can we just wait, see what the doctor says?

0:25:10 > 0:25:13There's no point. Got nothing to do with them.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15What are you talking about?

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- I'm not ready, Max. - Yeah, I know you got to wait.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I know all that stuff the doctor was talking about.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28About giving you a chance to recover... I know all that.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I lied.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41How can you afford to go to Greece, anyway?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43Not now. Someday, maybe.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45It's going to cost at least 600 quid.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Is it so wrong to want to do something for myself? Hm?

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Take your coats off, kids.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Kids, have you spilt a drink in here or something?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00DRIPPING Bianca! Oh, no...

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Oh, no! Where is that coming from?

0:26:03 > 0:26:08- We ran you a bath. - What?! I can't believe this.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13Do you realise how long this if going to take to dry out properly? Look at the mess you've made!

0:26:13 > 0:26:16What were you doing messing about in the bathroom?

0:26:16 > 0:26:20We were going to brush your hair and make it all cosy like Grandma Dot.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23It's all right, I turned the taps off and pulled the plug out.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25You wait. That is it now.

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Listen, we'll just whack on a few heaters

0:26:29 > 0:26:31and it'll sort itself out in no time.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Bianca?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40We're sorry.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42WATER DRIPS

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Come here.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54ALL LAUGH

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Come on, fellas. Ain't you got homes to go to?

0:27:00 > 0:27:03Take care, lads. Listen, keep the noise down outside, all right?

0:27:03 > 0:27:04See you later, lads.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Trace. Stick another one in there, please?

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Whoa no, hold on. I think you might have had enough there, darling.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14Why don't you get yourself a sandwich from McKlunky's, eh? Soak up some of that booze.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15You trying to get rid of me, Alfie?

0:27:16 > 0:27:19I got you. I got you. You OK?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Who moved the floor?

0:27:21 > 0:27:25Alfie... how about me and you finish this upstairs?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27How about you get yourself off home, darling? Come on.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31I will find him, Alfie.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34With or without Phil's help.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37All right, darling. Come on. I got you.

0:27:37 > 0:27:41No, no, no, this way, darling. This way.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Take care, all right?

0:28:02 > 0:28:03I don't need any help.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Whoa, oh!

0:28:08 > 0:28:09Give us a hand, then.

0:28:14 > 0:28:16Fancy a nightcap?

0:28:18 > 0:28:20Lead the way.

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