0:00:25 > 0:00:27Yes, bruv? Yes, bruv?
0:00:27 > 0:00:28FAT BOY GIGGLES
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Yes, bruv? Fill me up with some chicken.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I've just been mashing up the decks in R&R.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36The girls are looking hot, fine and sexy.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hey, man, you should try cracking a smile or something, you know.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42You see? You see, that's what I come in here for.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43That special bit of banter you got.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46And the way you caress the chickens.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49That's 4.90.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Wow! The ladies must be beating you off with a drumstick, bruv.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56FAT BOY LAUGHS
0:00:56 > 0:00:58All right, man. Well, you keep up the good work, yeah?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01And, hey, listen, listen, listen. This time next year,
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I got two words for you, man, I got two words -
0:01:03 > 0:01:05spare ribs.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- FAT BOY LAUGHS - Keep on dreaming, brother,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09keep on dreaming.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15LAUGHTER
0:01:19 > 0:01:20CAT YOWLS
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Dad.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58She'll be all right, you know that.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03I mean, Shirley can look after herself.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10HE YAWNS
0:02:18 > 0:02:20SHE GROANS
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Oh.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37SHE SIGHS
0:02:42 > 0:02:44FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48FRONT DOOR SLAMS
0:02:52 > 0:02:56How long is this going to go on for, eh?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You shouldn't have called the hospital.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Oh, right, so this is all my fault?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I didn't say that.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07I've been tiptoeing around you for months, Tan,
0:03:07 > 0:03:10scared to touch you in case it looks like I'm after something else.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12But, no, turns out you're fine.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Just can't bear the thought of being near me, can you?
0:03:19 > 0:03:22RADIO: "It Must Be Love" by Madness
0:03:29 > 0:03:30How's your head this morning?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37I tell you something, Shirl, I've known some drinkers in my time
0:03:37 > 0:03:39but they can't hold a candle to you.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Come on. Take a pew.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I'll boil you up an egg, eh?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I'll just stick to water, thanks.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53You know, you've got a fine pair of lungs on you.
0:03:54 > 0:03:59Mind you, I don't know if Janine or my little sister'll be too happy,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Blondie blaring out at two o'clock in the morning.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Erm...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- ..last night...- Hmm?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13You know.
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Did we...?- Did we...? You're talking in riddles, Shirl.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I don't know what you're on about. What?
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Oh! What, in my brother's bed?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27What kind of man do you take me for?
0:04:30 > 0:04:31No, we started on the sofa.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Then on the kitchen counter.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37And then we ended up on Veronica's sheepskin rug.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh, don't tell me you've forgotten already.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I was up at the crack of dawn composing a sonnet,
0:04:44 > 0:04:47a little token of my affection.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51BANGING ON DOOR, DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Mrs B? Where's the fire?
0:04:57 > 0:05:03- It's eight o'clock. Why ain't you up and dressed? Have you been drinking? - I'm 20 years old.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07What about your ablutions? That's the one thing I liked about you, Arthur, your personal hygiene.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11You know what they say - cleanliness is next to godliness.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Oh, my Lord. Oh, them Moon boys, they're a terrible influence on you.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Mrs B, listen. Why don't you go to the launderette, OK? And I'll bring you a lovely sticky bun.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Are you trying to get rid of me? I don't have to go to the launderette
0:05:22 > 0:05:25cos the engineers are in servicing the machines.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28OK. So what are you going to do instead?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31First of all, we'll clean this place from top to bottom.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- And then what?- And then we're going out to get you a job.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- But...- Go on, get dressed. Off you go. Go on. Chop chop.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45KNOCKING ON DOOR
0:05:53 > 0:05:54FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- I'll get it!- No, don't answer it.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59- Oooh!- Go and get your sister for me, will you?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04- What do you want, Janine? - I know they're due at school
0:06:04 > 0:06:08- but please can I just have ten minutes to take down their measurements?- What for?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, let me think. That would be my wedding in June.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- But you haven't even asked 'em yet. - What else are they going to be doing?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16You can't go in there, sorry.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Last time I checked, Bianca, this was still my house.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Right. Who wants to go first?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- Me!- Me! Me, me!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29OK. Tiffany, here. Arms up like a scarecrow.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Oh, that tickles.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45You know what I think?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Enlighten me.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52I think he's taken you for a right mug,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- turfing you out like that. I wouldn't stand for it.- Is that right?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Let's face it, I'm not being funny, but he's hardly a catch, is he?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01What, and you are?
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Well... No, he should thank his lucky stars he's got a woman like you
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- to come home to every night. - It's complicated.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, well, it always is when kids are involved.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- They ain't my kids. - What you talking about?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Little orphan Jay, that Ben...
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- That boy's got more problems than Britney Spears. - No, don't even go there.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25See, that's what I want to see. That little bit of fire in your belly.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You think about all the things you've done for that family.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30You got Roxy Amy back, didn't you?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Eh? And what about poor little George?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Rumour has it it was Phil that put him back in the workhouse.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37I don't think he'll let me see the boys.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39You've got as much right as he has.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41If you turn your back on them boys,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Trust me.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Right, sit down and make yourself comfortable.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Look at that, eh? Lovely.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I'll get the key and we'll be off, yeah?
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hi. I'm really sorry, there's been a bit of a mistake.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18See, I've already put an offer in on this car.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19So if you don't mind...
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Feel free to put a complaint in writing.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Why did you let her in? - I didn't have a flaming choice.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44- She just barged in...- Is it me or does it smell of damp in here?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50Er... So come on, then, Tiff, what sort of dress would you like?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I want to look like Rihanna.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Oooh, I think we'll go for something a little bit classier than that,
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- and leave the trashy stuff to... - Right, that's it.
0:08:57 > 0:09:02- Kids, come on, you'll be late for school. Come on.- Come on, quick. Quick, quick.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Come on.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08All done. See, wasn't too difficult, was it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:13Oh, and before I forget,
0:09:13 > 0:09:16that big soggy mess that's on the ceiling?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17I want it sorted by Friday.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Shall we...?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- Listen, Max... - There's 40,000 on the clock.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37If you sign on the dotted line today, I'll give you a free service at Mitchell Autos.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Well, go on, start the car, I'm a busy man.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45ENGINE STARTS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I just want to apologise if I kept anyone awake last night.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04You know what it's like when parties get out of hand.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Right little wild cat. Not getting enough indoors, evidently.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I soon put that right.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16'I don't even know why we're bothering.'
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Walford - Parks and Leisure Department.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21That's a road sweeper.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Well, that was good enough for Arthur Fowler,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- and Robbie and Gus.- Yeah, but I'm just looking for something with, you know,
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- a few more prospects.- Oh, miss? Excuse me.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32My name is Dorothy Branning, Mrs.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35I'm the chairman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Can I help you?- This is my ward, Arthur Chubb.- Ward?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Yes. He's got eight O-levels and a YTS.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And he is looking for a desk with a tie.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49- Excuse me? - You know, something managerial.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Why don't I take a few details and I'll see what we can do?
0:10:54 > 0:10:58I can't promise anything, our books are oversubscribed at present.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Not with a bright boy like Arthur? He deserves the pick of jobs.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I'm afraid there isn't much of a call for office temps at the moment.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Not even if you're prepared to put your nose to the grindstone and apply yourself?
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Well, you would hope so, yes. They're just harder to come by.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15So maybe try next week, then?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18So what are you going to do in the meantime? Sit at home? Twiddle your thumbs?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21I mean, there are youths out there misbehaving
0:11:21 > 0:11:24because the devil finds work for idle hands to do.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28This is our next generation of policemen, prime ministers, vicars.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31What's the point of applying yourself to your sums
0:11:31 > 0:11:33if there's nothing for you at the end of it?
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I mean, poor Arthur here, he can't even get a job flogging dusters off the doorstep.
0:11:37 > 0:11:42- We're trying our best, Mrs Branning.- Yes, well, your best ain't good enough, is it?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Arthur is a good boy. All he wants is a job. You know, fill your day, pay your way.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Why don't you take the address of our website? You can register your details.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54There is a whole generation going down the plughole! It's a disgrace.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56You know what, Mrs B? I'm going to try the Jobcentre.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57You never know.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00My wainscoting could do with a lick of paint.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Maybe that'll keep you occupied for a day or two.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Thanks.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I heard you had a bit of an accident in here yesterday?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Yeah. Look, up there.- Oh, my God, that looks expensive.- I know.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Bianca reckons she can get it done on the cheap.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Hmm. Who's Sandra?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- She's an old mate.- Thinking of doing a Shirley Valentine, are you?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26What, when I could be here doing a load of ironing?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27- Here, I'll tell you what.- What?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Come here. Oh, oh, oh. You sit down and put your feet up.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- I'll make us a nice cup a tea. - Yeah? What's brought this on?- Oi!
0:12:34 > 0:12:38You're my little sister. It's my duty to look after you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- So do I repel you that much?- Don't.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59If you didn't want to sleep with me you should have just said something...
0:12:59 > 0:13:01instead of putting on an act...
0:13:03 > 0:13:05..making fools out of the pair of us.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10I ain't been short of offers. It might come as a shock
0:13:10 > 0:13:12but not all women are disgusted at the thought of me.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- Don't let me stop you. - Is that you want?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What's going on in your head?
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Now you're better, you don't need me, is that it?- Of course not. - So what is it, then?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Tan, will you just tell me, please?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27It's me.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Max...
0:13:32 > 0:13:36..the cancer might have gone but it's still up here, isn't it?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38It's still controlling everything I do.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53I was thinking next time I'm here I might try some weights out, help me build up a bit.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58You want to try them protein shakes Christian's always having.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Do you want to do a bit of sparring?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Yeah, come on, then.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Mind if I watch?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09We're a bit busy.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10You don't mind, do you, Jay?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16- You heard him.- I was wondering, maybe I could take you to McKlunky's later on?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18We've made plans.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Tomorrow, then? - Just take the hint, Shirley.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Jay?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Just go, Shirl.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34You happy now?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45It's funny. I think I...
0:14:48 > 0:14:52I thought that by getting a clear scan, that would be the end of it.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54But it's not, it's just the start.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00You know, some days, I wake up, I don't even think about it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04And then it'll just catch me by surprise when I'm...
0:15:04 > 0:15:08looking in a shop window or I'll be doing someone's nails and I just...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14It's like I've signed up to this exclusive club.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I've done the initiation and now I'm just a member.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I got a name badge, T-shirt, the lot.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28You don't know the nights I've had
0:15:28 > 0:15:31where all I've wanted to do is reach out to you.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39I want to remember what it felt like,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42you and me, what it was like before and...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44that connection that we had.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52All I remember is... is the pain of hea...
0:16:00 > 0:16:01..what it felt like to...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08And I want to forget it, Max, but I can't.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16SHE SNIFFS I can't, because the cancer's still here, isn't it?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19It's still in here and it's still...
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Now it's in our bed.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26SHE SNIFFS AND SIGHS
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Why didn't you just tell me this before?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Because I don't want to be in that club any more, Max! I don't!
0:16:36 > 0:16:40I just want to be Tanya Cross again! I just want to be...
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I just want to be that girl you fell in love with again.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Babe, nothing's changed.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Oh...
0:16:53 > 0:16:54It has.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58You just can't see it.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Do you think this is all about sex?
0:17:05 > 0:17:09You think that's the only thing we've got going for us?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13You gave me three beautiful children.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17The thought of not being with you...
0:17:19 > 0:17:20..that's not a life I want, Tan.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27And I don't care. I don't care how long it takes. Months, years.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34As long as you're the first person I see when I wake up in the morning...
0:17:37 > 0:17:39..that's good enough for me.
0:17:53 > 0:17:58- You got a busy day?- Nah, I just gotta see a man about a dog.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Still, you know what, it was nice having a bit of adult company.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Yeah. Here, I tell you what.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Why don't I take you for a night out up West?
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- Slap-up tea like we used to? Hmm? - Aw, Derek, thanks, but I can't.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- I can't.- That's your trouble, you, always putting other people first.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19You want to start thinking about yourself for a change, young lady.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Yeah, yeah!
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Hold on a minute. Come back here. What you got under your coat?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Nothing. Cross my heart and hope to die.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33MEOWING
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- We found it when we were looking for change.- Oh, Tiff!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38That's the last thing your mother needs right now,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- a scrawny little cat around the place!- You ain't going to drown it?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Well...that depends...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47on whether you can find a good hiding place for it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Thanks, Uncle Derek. HE LAUGHS
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I tell you what. First thing's first, we gotta put
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- some butter on its paws. - Why would you do that?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57So it can find its way home. Duh!
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Kitchen, quick, quick, quick, before your nan sees.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I'll have a couple of your sticky buns, Marie.
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Shirley is currently residing on my sofa.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Is that right?
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I know you like to be thought of as a toughie, Phil Mitchell,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20but I never had you down as cruel.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24DOOR OPENS, WHISTLING
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, someone's happy.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yes! Because this someone has gone and got himself a job.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- And a job with prospects. - Oh, that is good news.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37It's a little scheme they're running. I don't get paid at first,
0:19:37 > 0:19:39but there's a chance of a job at the end.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Well, that's something, I suppose. - I know.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43One call to Head Office and boom!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- I start tomorrow. - Oh, what sort of job is it?
0:19:46 > 0:19:50- Well, you gotta see the bigger picture, Mrs B, yeah?- Uh-huh?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51There's like 74 stores nationwide.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54And, within two years, I could be area manager.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Ooh, I say. Bianca!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Arthur's gone and got himself a job. - Oh, is that right?
0:19:59 > 0:20:03Yeah. You know, start small and work my way up.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ricky! Did you get my text?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- How much is it, then, Marie? > - Ssh! Keep the noise down a bit?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Don't worry, I'll go outside. Hang on.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- What'd you say?- 80.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14We've had water dripping through the ceiling.
0:20:14 > 0:20:18So what do you want me to do about it, stick a sticky plaster over it?!
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- SHE SIGHS - Well, thanks for flamin' nothing(!)
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Regulations clearly state that all waste is to be kept to a minimum.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- What?- Those bins are overflowing, posing a health and safety risk,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31not only to my stallholders, but also members of the public.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Do I look like I give a monkey's?!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35In that case, I'm going to have to report you.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Them bins are nothing to do with me!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39On the contrary.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42At, er, 12:18 today,
0:20:42 > 0:20:46you were seen scraping veg into a bin that was already overflowing.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49- Then at, er, 2:12... - Are you having a laugh?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Shall I show you how to sort out these bins, shall I? Eh?!
0:20:52 > 0:20:57Shall I? Here you go. Sort out the bins! There you are!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- I'm going to have your job for this! - Good! Have it! I'm past caring!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- All right, my love?- All right?- I'm looking for something for a lady.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- Mm-hm?- Something a bit tarty. - OK.- Now that looks the part.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19I still don't get why you couldn't tell me.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22- I was scared.- Of what?
0:21:22 > 0:21:26You're Max Branning. The man who seduced his hairdresser.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- You've never really been the hearts and flowers type, have you?- Well...
0:21:30 > 0:21:31I try my best, don't I?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37All right, where did you take me for our first date?
0:21:38 > 0:21:41You could've started me out with an easy one!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Er...well, I don't know. As far as I remember,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47most of it was spent in the back of the car, weren't it?
0:21:47 > 0:21:50You took me to that old ballroom in Lewisham.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Oh, yeah...- Oh, yeah! - Well, there you go, then.- Yeah!
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Someone told you the drinks were cheap.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59What do you expect? I had a wife and kid to support.
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- I had a right panic on that night, you know.- Why's that?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Cos my mum told me never to marry a man who couldn't dance.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08I can dance.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12You've got me all wrong, I reckon.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I can be romantic.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I'll believe it when I see it.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Tan...
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Are we all right now?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I hope so.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Hello? Is anybody serving?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Ah! Right, so that's the first thing we've got to talk about tomorrow, OK?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Never leave the shop floor.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Arthur Chubb. - Head office just called about you.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Ah, see. You've got to give it to those chicken bigwigs.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54They're way ahead of the game.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57They told me to give this to you.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Uh?- Now, the aim is to get five chickens.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03HE LAUGHS
0:23:03 > 0:23:05No! No, seriously. No, no.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Listen, bruv, I don't want to get anybody in trouble, all right.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12So if you just point me to where the manager's office is?
0:23:12 > 0:23:16You're looking at him. First shift starts tomorrow at six.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Yeah. I'm just leaving Janine's now. Ooh, chicken nuggets, eh?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Save some for me.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34I love you too.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46So did you meet your boss, then?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Twice in one day. How's that for luck, eh?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Well, don't keep me in suspense. What was he like?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53To tell you the truth, Mrs B, I don't think he was feeling my vibe.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- You know what I'm saying?- Well...
0:23:55 > 0:24:00- Oh, no, don't look now. He's only just walked in.- What?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Nico!- Hold tight a minute! You know this guy?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Your uncle told me you was going to be working round here.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Sorry. One minute. Could someone bring me up to speed, please?
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Well, this is little Nico. I've known him since he was so high.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17He's Mr Dop-olopo-polous' nephew, ain't you?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- It's good to see you, Mrs B.- Mrs B?!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Is this some sort of wind-up? - All right?- Yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are we in the gardens?! We are!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- We are in the gardens. Right, take your blindfold off.- Can I?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38SHE LAUGHS
0:24:38 > 0:24:41See? Who says I can't do romantic?
0:24:41 > 0:24:46FRANK SINATRA: # The very thought of you
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# And I forget to do... #
0:24:52 > 0:24:57- SHE GASPS - You still can't dance, though!
0:24:57 > 0:25:03# The little ordinary things
0:25:05 > 0:25:10- # That everyone ought to do. # - Oh, my Lord!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Alfie!
0:25:16 > 0:25:20- Do us a favour, will you? Give us a bottle to take out with me.- OK.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Oh, nothing beats that warm glow you get
0:25:23 > 0:25:26from spending time with loved ones, does it, eh? Hmm?
0:25:26 > 0:25:30Oh, that reminds me. Do us a favour, Phil, will you?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Give them back to Shirley for me.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34She must've left them at my flat this morning.
0:25:34 > 0:25:39You know what women are like. Forget their heads if they weren't screwed on, wouldn't they?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43What, have I said something out of turn, eh?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I assumed that she was fair game,
0:25:45 > 0:25:49- especially after you rejected her so cruelly.- Just walk away, Phil.
0:25:50 > 0:25:55Alfie, I mean, she's not my usual type, you know.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57But when it's laid on a plate for you, mate, I mean...
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Well, you know. You're a man. Pretty hard to turn down, innit?
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Whoa!
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Come on, let's see what you're made of! Come on!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- HE LAUGHS - You want to watch that dodgy ticker of yours, Phil.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13- You'll do yourself a mischief. - You've got five seconds. One, two...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15You don't know how long I've waited for this.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17Alfie! Do something!
0:26:17 > 0:26:21That's enough! Just go, please, Derek.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- I'm just getting warmed up. - Please don't make me ask you again.
0:26:26 > 0:26:30Well, seeing as it's you that's put it so nicely...
0:26:32 > 0:26:33..who am I to refuse, eh?
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I'll leave the door on the latch, shall I, Shirl?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58You didn't waste much time, did you? Eh?
0:26:58 > 0:27:00What are you on about?
0:27:00 > 0:27:04Derek Branning? Is that the best you could come up with, is it?
0:27:04 > 0:27:07I'm a free agent. I can come and go as I please.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11There's nothing left here for me. You put pay to that.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14So what is it, Phil? Cos I know something's wrong.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20The only thing that I ever done was love you,
0:27:20 > 0:27:24even when you made it hard for me, and this is the thanks I get.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26When I lost Hev, I felt like somebody had stuck a knife in me,
0:27:26 > 0:27:28and I needed you, Phil!
0:27:28 > 0:27:32I needed you to tell me it would stop hurting.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37I needed YOU to take care of me.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41Shirl, I made a mistake, all right? I...
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- I can't do this on my own. - And those boys...
0:27:46 > 0:27:48I brought them up like they were my own.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52And they turned their back on me. How do you think that makes me feel?
0:27:52 > 0:27:55Forget the boys, all right? This is about you and me.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59One day, you're going to wake up and you are going to realise
0:27:59 > 0:28:02that I was the best thing that ever happened to you.
0:28:03 > 0:28:04You blew it.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09It's over, Phil.
0:28:11 > 0:28:12I'm done being a Mitchell.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17I'm Shirley Carter.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21Remember that.
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