0:00:32 > 0:00:33It's all right.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- You can hardly notice it.- But...
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Tiff, Morgan, will you get a move on?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Janine wants it fixed by tomorrow.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Stop worrying.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Today is going to be a good day.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Free from any nasty little surprises.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Morning.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Nice while it lasted.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33TEXT MESSAGE TONE
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And then I realised we've been going out for 10 weeks.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Whit!
0:02:04 > 0:02:05You've used all the eggs.
0:02:05 > 0:02:0710 weeks!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09This food was supposed to last us for a week.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13- Yeah, it's my longest relationship. - What's the matter, cold feet?- As if.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ten weeks. Very impressive.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Especially given your track record, eh? No offence.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19None taken.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Right, I've got to get a move on anyway.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Got a house clearance over in Bow.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oi, not so fast, Nigella, who's going to clear up all this mess?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28All right. Look, um...
0:02:28 > 0:02:29- I'll see you later then.- Mm-hmm.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Call me.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32See you later.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33BIANCA SIGHS
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I made you a fry-up.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41I ain't hungry.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Dad, you've got to eat something.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Are you my mother, or what?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Look, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54You, er... going to open up the Arches today?
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- I could help you if you like. - Have you heard from Shirley?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07We are not made of money, Whit.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Yeah, I know.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09It was only a few eggs.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14That's Tyler's phone.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Oi... Don't think this gets you off the hook with the clearing up.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Go on. I'll do it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Thanks.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- Maybe we could ask Max for help. - What for?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26For money. For the ceiling.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28No. He's got enough on his plate with Tanya.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29What about Jack?
0:03:29 > 0:03:32He's due back from seeing Penny today. Or Derek, he'll help out.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36I don't want any help from the Chuckle Brothers, thanks very much!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38You know what they say, pride comes before.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39No, what? Go on, tell me.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42CAROL SIGHS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45All right?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Hello!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Bonjour, mon frere. Nice trip?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Yep. Absolutely amazing.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Penny's changed so much. I hardly recognised her.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Well, that's what you get for hardly seeing 'em.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- Yeah, that's why I'm thinking of going back, you know, in the summer. - Oh, nice.- Hey, what's that?
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Nothing.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I thought you weren't in touch with Joey.- Well, evidently I'm not.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Au revoir.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21SHE LAUGHS
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Oh!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26SHE GIGGLES
0:04:27 > 0:04:29DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Oh.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- All right?- What you doing here?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Since when did I need an excuse to pop round and see my favourite sister?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- What's that?- Oh, nothing.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- I don't believe this.- What's wrong? - Tiff and Morgan are in bed with a bellyache.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47They were all right yesterday. You sure they're not pulling a fast one?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50I think I know my own kids. Since when were you Mary Poppins all of a sudden?
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Well, that's me. Practically perfect in every way.- Mum, I can't afford to have another day off.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- You're looking after the kids. - Uh...
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Well, I could always do it, if you wanted. - No, you're all right thanks, Derek.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- I thought we built up quite a rapport yesterday.- No, Mum'll do it. - And Mum has a say in it, does she?
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Uh, Mum doesn't mind actually, do you, Mum?- Oh no, course she doesn't.
0:05:08 > 0:05:12It's just part of the job description of unpaid skivvy, isn't that right, eh?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Oh, I ain't got time for this.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19You know, you shouldn't let her take advantage of you like that.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, someone's got to hold things together round here.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25So much for your dreams of sailing off into the Greek sunset, eh?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Yeah, well, sick kids and soggy ceilings have pretty much put paid to that.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Hah. Yeah, probably for the best.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Your place is here anyway, innit, eh?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Soggy ceilings an' all.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36THEY CHUCKLE
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Actually, you couldn't have a look at that ceiling for us, could you?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Yeah. No problem.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Tell you what, you put the kettle on. I'll just nip up and use the little boys' room.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49All right.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Two sugars?
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yep.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- TIFFANY:- So cute!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Oh...
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Feeling better, are we?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10HE CHUCKLES
0:06:10 > 0:06:11So what's the big deal, then?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I don't know. Ben just said he wanted to meet us here.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Maybe he wants us to meet his new fella.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Well, what do you reckon then?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I thought we could take it for a spin.
0:06:20 > 0:06:21What for?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- A surprise for Dad. - Yeah, but why do you need all of us?
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Well, I thought we could make it, you know, a proper family thing.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Well, the last time you tried to drive this thing, it didn't go too well, did it?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Yeah, well, things are different now. ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yeah, well different.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah well, we can fix it up, Jay, can't we?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:06:44 > 0:06:46And are you feeding him properly?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Yeah.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49We took some money out of Mum's jar when she weren't looking.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Well, that's very resourceful of you.
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Hmm...and what about a name?
0:06:53 > 0:06:58Well, we were thinking of Spongebob. In honour of our spider.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Or Wellard The Second.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Hmmm...both a bit of a mouthful, ain't they, eh?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I know, let's keep it simple. Let's call it...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Joey.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11That's a nice idea.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Yeah, all right.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Derek! Tea!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Yeah, coming!
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- You won't tell that we're not really sick, will you? - No. Course I won't, sweetheart.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Be our little secret.
0:07:22 > 0:07:27And I just happen to have a present for little Joey.
0:07:27 > 0:07:28THEY GASP
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- BOTH: Thank you!- Aaah!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- HE LAUGHS - Oh!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38TEXT MESSAGE TONE
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Good, innit?- Yeah. That's brilliant mate, yeah. - ALFIE LAUGHS
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Listen, I've got to go and crack on with that new stock. - All right. See you later.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What's that? Another one of your dirty videos?
0:08:47 > 0:08:50No, no, no, it's er... a video of little Tommy walking.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Come on, let's have a look.- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, Kat sent it me this morning. Gutted I can't be there to see it.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58He's growing up so quick.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Got to make the most of every moment, haven't ya?- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You're right, mate. You've got to make the most of every moment.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Nice one. Catch you later, Jack.
0:09:05 > 0:09:06See you later.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12There you go, sexy.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Mmmm...thank you.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Now this is what life is all about.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Being waited on.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And having breakfast at lunchtime.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Yeah, well, don't get too used to it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I've got a 5K run first thing tomorrow just to work this lot off.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25THEY LAUGH
0:09:25 > 0:09:27You can join me if you like.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Uh...yeah, right.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31You see, I'm like a supermodel.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I don't get out of bed for less than 10K.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36THEY LAUGH
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- WHISPERS:- Bianca...
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Yeah?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51This sandwich smells fishy.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, does it? Well it would do, it's prawn.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- It's off.- I don't think so.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56I'm telling ya,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58it's off!
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Well what do you want me to do about it?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01I want my money back for a start.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Well, I'm sorry, Cora, I'm not authorised to give refunds.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, I see.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'll have a word with Ian, shall I?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11I tell you what, seeing as you've ate half of it,
0:10:11 > 0:10:13why don't I give you...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17..half your money back.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Oi!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Everything all right?- Yeah.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Just another day in paradise, you know.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30How was Penny?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yeah, 14 going on 40.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32- BIANCA CHUCKLES - How's your lot doing?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Yeah, Tiff and Morgan are in bed sick.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Are they?
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Well, I'll have to dig out the clown outfit, see if I can liven 'em up.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Well, if you do, do me a favour.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42If Derek's there, take him with you when you leave.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46He's just been hanging about lately. You know, doling out advice.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Lording it over us like he's the head of the family.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51He's really stirring things up with me and me mum.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I mean me and me mum can manage just fine
0:10:54 > 0:10:57without Walford's answer to Don Corleone interfering at every turn.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Look, I know Derek can be a bit full-on at times,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02but don't be too hard on him at the minute.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04He's got things on his mind.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Well, what things?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08But we made plans.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yeah, I know.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14And I'm sorry. But Ben needs me to help him get the stock car running again, and then I've got...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh, right, well, obviously that's far more important.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21I'd much rather see you.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, why don't you, then?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28Because...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30things are complicated at home right now.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36All right? I should be getting back to help Ben.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38But we'll do something tomorrow instead, yeah?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I promise.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Give me a cuddle.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47All right?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- You looking for this?- Oh!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13You are a lifesaver.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Oh...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Oh, I was thinking, we should do something special tonight. You know, it's our anniversary.
0:12:18 > 0:12:22I don't want to be too soppy or nothing, but being with you is pretty special.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Too busy to reply to my text, then? - What text?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I texted you this morning.- Oh, sorry. Whit's had my phone all day.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Well, there's no text here from you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh, well, do you know what it is? It's probably, um...
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Texts take ages to come through sometimes, don't they?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Or someone deleted it.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh, behave. Whitney wouldn't do that, would you, babe?
0:12:45 > 0:12:46No, of course I wouldn't.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48She's lying.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49No, I'm not.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52- Are you going to believe her over me?- Why would I lie?- I don't know.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I don't know, maybe because you're a conniving, desperate cow
0:12:56 > 0:12:58who wants to get her hands on my man.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Do you know what, Tyler, she probably didn't even send a text.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08I guess I'll leave you two to it.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I'm here to read the electricity meter.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Oh, right, right, you'd better come in.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Everything all right?
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Yeah?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So we're having a little dose of the crazies today, are we?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59No. I just don't understand why you need all those other girls' names in your phone.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I don't need 'em. They're just there.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03In case of emergencies?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Oh!
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Delete 'em.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07- What?- I want you to delete them.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Delete all the other girls' names on your phone. - What is this, time of the month?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Do you think you're funny, Tyler? - Oh, yes. I'm hilarious.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Can you not see me cracking up? - Well, I'm trying to be serious, OK?
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- So if you care about me, then you'll do this.- Yeah, and if you care about me, you'll trust me.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Now, where exactly did you get this key from?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33I told you, I got it from you lot.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36And I told you that that is not a regulation key.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39Maybe one of your lot's on the fiddle. How should I know?
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Mrs Butcher,
0:14:40 > 0:14:45- I'm not sure you realise what a serious matter this is.- Right, she's not done anything wrong.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46She's the innocent party here.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50As I was saying, this is a very serious matter...
0:14:50 > 0:14:54- Do you have any idea what it's like to bring up four kids on your own, yeah?- But...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56as this is your first time,
0:14:56 > 0:15:00I will let you off with a warning on this occasion.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04But I will be changing the meter and giving you a new key.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06So you don't get scammed again.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09And that just leaves the small matter of the £50 of illegal usage,
0:15:09 > 0:15:13which, obviously, must be repaid.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Well, I ain't got £50.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Right, well, um...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18I'll add it to your new meter,
0:15:18 > 0:15:22and you can pay it off as you top up.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Would £5 a week be manageable?
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Yeah.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Yeah, that's perfect.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Right.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Try it now.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40ENGINE SPLUTTERS
0:15:40 > 0:15:42ENGINE STARTS
0:15:44 > 0:15:47HE REVS THE ENGINE
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Oh, that was a close call, wasn't it?
0:15:49 > 0:15:50What a result.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Thanks for putting him in his place, Mum.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53How could you be so stupid?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57I mean, what exactly did you do with the money I gave you for the electric?
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Frittered it away, I suppose.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03For your information, I bought some make-up to try and make us a few quid
0:16:03 > 0:16:05until Tiffany decided to give it all away.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Oh, so this is Tiffany's fault now, is it?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11No, no, it's not Tiffany's fault. It's Saint Derek's fault, cos he's the one who gave me the dodgy key.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well...well, Derek can take care of himself.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17You know, if you get banged up again, who's going to look after your kids?
0:16:17 > 0:16:22As if they're going to put me in prison for 50 quid's worth of electric! I mean...
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- B...- No, Whit, not now.- Can I... - No, I ain't got time.- Please?- No.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26DOOR SLAMS
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well, that numpty Winston, he ran out of paint.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I had to pop out and get some mese...
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Everything all right? - No, everything is not all right.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- I've had that electric man round here about that dodgy key you gave me. - Good one, Derek.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- That's unfortunate. I hope my name wasn't mentioned. - No, it wasn't.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- But on second thoughts, I should have dropped you in it.- Oi!- What? - You're the one who used the key.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Yeah, and was stupid enough to get caught with it.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53- What are you even doing here? - I'm trying to mend your ceiling. Free of charge.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- And who asked you do to that?- I did.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Look at the state of it, it's a complete mess.- There's gratitude! - Clear off, Derek!
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Trying to worm your way into this house. Buy your way into my kids' lives.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06No wonder your own kid don't want nothing to do with you.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- I mean, really, you can't blame him. Who'd want you as a dad, eh?- Oi... - It'd drive you mad.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- You watch your mouth, you.- Derek! - You're lucky your mother's here. I'd put you across my knee.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17I don't need your help. And I don't need you to fight my battles for me either!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19CAROL SIGHS DOOR SLAMS
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- This better be important, Billy. - It is.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22CAR ENGINE REVS
0:17:22 > 0:17:24What's Jay playing at?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26It ain't Jay.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27It's Ben.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31ENGINE REVS
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Tommy Moon, he ain't going to be a banger racer, he'll be a Formula One driver, I tell ya.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42You know what, I reckon I could get Morgan into the Olympics in 2026 if I started training him now.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Why is it that women never feel the need to be competitive with their children?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- That's because you lot are too busy stabbing each other in the back. - THEY LAUGH
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Aah...Oh yeah? You know what, you're going to pay for that one.- Oh, yeah?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- Yeah, that's right, big man. And the heels are coming out. And not in a good way.- Ooh!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Here Paul, have a look at this. Look, this is Tommy's first steps.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- That's your boy? - Getting big, ain't he?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Yeah. Be running this place soon. - Tell me about it. Kat sent me it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08ENGINE REVS
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Listen, Derek...
0:18:13 > 0:18:17You've been shooting your mouth off to Bianca about my business, haven't ya?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- I was just trying to get her to cut you some slack, that's all.- What, so I'm a charity case now, is that it?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23What, so you don't want to see your son, then?
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Cos you was very keen to see your imaginary daughter when you had one.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28So go and see him, then.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Go on, I'll come with you if you want.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Cos you don't want to miss out on any more of his life than you already have.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38Don't go all sentimental on me, Jack. I'm not like you. All "woe is me."
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Boo hoo hoo, I can't see my daughter any more.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42Eh?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44And a one night stand doth not a father make.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45No.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47It takes a lot more than that.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Bottle.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Guts. Hard graft.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53You know, being prepared to get slapped in the face
0:18:53 > 0:18:56over and over again, but caring enough to keep going back for more.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00You should write one of them self-help books for single dads. You'd make yourself a fortune.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02ENGINE REVS
0:19:06 > 0:19:08ENGINE REVS LOUDER
0:19:21 > 0:19:24What do you reckon, eh?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25HE CHUCKLES
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Didn't know you had it in ya.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- ALFIE:- And he's fallen over!
0:19:31 > 0:19:32HE LAUGHS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Alfred, get your coat.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Why, have I pulled?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36PAUL CHUCKLES
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yeah, and then he just cancelled our plans.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46SHE SIGHS
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Gran, are you all right? You don't look too good.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51I don't feel too good, darling.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Must have been that dodgy sandwich I ate at the caff.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57- DOORBELL RINGS - Ohh...
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Hiya.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I think I'm going to be sick...
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- It was only a kiss. - ABI LAUGHS
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Here, did I tell you about little Tommy?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Kat sent me a video on my phone... - 23B.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- Hold on, what...what's all this? - Be careful.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08What...what is it?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's on a need-to-know basis.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Yeah, well, Derek, I need to know. Cos if it's drugs I don't want to get involved, yeah?
0:21:13 > 0:21:19- I'm quite happy for you to beat the living daylights out of me...- It's a watch. It's my grandfather's watch.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22And I want you to take it into that flat and give it to my son.
0:21:23 > 0:21:24You've got a son?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Do you think you can manage that? - Yeah. Course. Not a problem.- Good.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33And while you're in there, I want you to convince him to see me.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35- Why?- What is this, Twenty Questions?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38No, I'm just...just asking...
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Well, let's just say I've missed more than his first steps over the years.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48Well, go on, then.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh...
0:21:52 > 0:21:53And Alfie...
0:21:53 > 0:21:55None of your soft-soap, eh?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Don't build me up.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Don't put me down, either.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Just tell him...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Just tell him I want to see him.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06All right.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24That was amazing. Right listen, I've heard there's this demolition derby over Walthamstow...
0:22:24 > 0:22:29What were you thinking of? Drawing attention to yourself like that. You ain't even old enough to drive yet.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- What happens if the Old Bill come sniffing round? - But I did it for you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Well, you shouldn't have bothered, should ya?- But I thought you was pleased.- Well, you thought wrong.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41Now, you should be at school. Keeping your head down. Doing normal things. Being normal.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44DOOR SLAMS
0:23:08 > 0:23:09ALFIE SIGHS
0:23:14 > 0:23:15DEREK SIGHS
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Take me home, Alf.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Derek, maybe he just needs a little bit of time...
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Take me home!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24And Alfie...
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Don't mention a word of this to anyone.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30And I mean anyone.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32OK?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Yeah. OK.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37DEREK SIGHS
0:23:37 > 0:23:39ENGINE STARTS
0:23:43 > 0:23:44DOORBELL RINGS
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Mrs. Butcher?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52No, she's not here.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54And you would be...?
0:23:54 > 0:23:55The babysitter.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Right.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Perhaps I could wait.- No.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01She won't be back till late. Can I give her a message?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02No.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Just tell her I'll be back tomorrow.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10SHE SIGHS
0:24:18 > 0:24:19- Bianca, what are you doing?- Shhh.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Who was that at the door?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24It was just that electric man. He just wanted me to sign something.
0:24:24 > 0:24:29- Right. And do you know what, how about telling me the truth now? - Why do you always doubt me?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31- Cos maybe you always disappoint me. - Oh, nice.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34You ain't got a clue what it's like, have you?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37What? Bringing up four kids on your own? Trust me, I think I know.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39And whose fault is it that I'm on my own?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- Sorry?- Well, you're the one who talked me into letting Ricky go.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44You're the one who sent Ricky packing, not me.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47While you were dripping poison in my ear. Trying to convince me it was for the best.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50If you want to rewrite history, go ahead. I don't have to listen to this.
0:24:50 > 0:24:55- Why did you do that? Why were you so keen for me and Ricky to split up? - Go on, tell me. Enlighten me.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Because you can't bear to see me happy, that's why.- Ha ha!- You can't.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01My dad walked out on you again, and you just can't bear to see me happy.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04So you just thought, "You know what I'll do, I'll just pass on my misery.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08"I'll just do what I've always done and pass on my misery to my kids."
0:25:08 > 0:25:11All I've ever done my whole life is sacrificed my happiness for my kids.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Oh, here you go. Playing the martyr again.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Well, it don't wash with me, Mum.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17No.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I mean, what exactly have you sacrificed for us, eh?
0:25:21 > 0:25:25- What would you have achieved in life if you hadn't've had us? - You ungrateful little cow.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Do you think you're the only person who wanted to make something of their lives?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31At least I still could make something of my life.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32I gave up everything for you.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I gave up my youth, my freedom, my ambitions.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38But that wasn't enough, was it? No, no. You had to take more.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You had to take the one thing that truly made me happy.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43You had to take Dan.
0:25:43 > 0:25:44BIANCA LAUGHS
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oh...
0:25:46 > 0:25:47There it is!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Hey...
0:25:49 > 0:25:53- You said you'd forgiven me for that. - Yeah...- But you haven't. Deep down you haven't.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57- He was my one chance of happiness, and you took it from me. - That man was an idiot!
0:25:57 > 0:25:59An idiot that couldn't keep it in his trousers.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01I done you a favour and opened your eyes.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Oh...oh I am sorry, so I should be thanking you for ruining my life, should I?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- If anyone's ruined their life, it's you.- Yeah, the day I had you!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Right, if that's how you feel...
0:26:20 > 0:26:21..get out.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Go on. Get out!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Go on, go upstairs and pack your things and get out, because I don't need you!
0:26:26 > 0:26:30- Bianca...- What, are you scared that you're going be on the street on your own, are you?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Just get out!
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Right.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I'll be gone by the morning.
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