30/04/2012

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0:00:27 > 0:00:30DRILLING, WORKMEN'S VOICES

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I didn't realise it was going to be this noisy!

0:00:34 > 0:00:36They're builders, Denise.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- It's practically in their job description.- Yeah.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Along with not wearing a belt.- Oh!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I don't know if anybody knows this

0:00:49 > 0:00:52but underwear does not magically pick itself up off the bathroom floor.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Neither does it jump in the sink and give itself a little bath!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Well, here's a thought,

0:00:57 > 0:01:00why don't you spend the cash you save not paying rent

0:01:00 > 0:01:03- on a trip to the launderette? - Are you suggesting I do your laundry?

0:01:03 > 0:01:06You ain't a lot of use to us otherwise, are you?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08OK, you know what? No.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Me and Amy don't need this. We're moving out.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Soon as we find a place, we're gone. - Good luck with that.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18What? Think I won't find somewhere? I've got mates, you know...

0:01:18 > 0:01:20OK. We're going, then. Fine.

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Phil...

0:01:23 > 0:01:26If that's what you want.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Rox, don't be stupid... - No, I'll see you around.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31- I'll do the washing. - See you around.- Ben, tell her.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33What, you just going to let her walk?

0:01:33 > 0:01:36It's better just the three of us anyway.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46- What, Ian couldn't afford to keep you in shoes?- Ha!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48< (Mandy!)

0:01:48 > 0:01:49Mum?

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Always a shame when they don't respond.- I know!

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Sometimes, we're just so wasted on this community.- Yeah,

0:02:00 > 0:02:05an oasis of good looks marooned in a sea of hideous cretins.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07SHE LAUGHS

0:02:07 > 0:02:10I'm sorry, Mand, I didn't mean to bother you, I really didn't.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Do you realise the trouble you have caused?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Sending Alex here, Mum - did you think that was a laugh?

0:02:14 > 0:02:17- I think I'm dying. - Yeah, course you are(!)

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Now do one and leave us both in peace!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21No, I mean it this time, I'm proper sick.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Funny that, what with your outdoorsy lifestyle!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Please, just let me in for a cuppa, yeah?

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- BACK DOOR OPENS - Mum, you gotta go. Go! Go!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33All right? Um, no, no, something's come up, I need your help.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- I've gotta go work. - Babe, it'll just take five minutes.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Please?- What? HE SIGHS

0:02:41 > 0:02:43TV IS ON

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Morgan!

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Gran!- I know. Come on. You've got five minutes. School.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Oh...- You slept in your mum's bed last night? Why, darling?

0:02:52 > 0:02:54It looked lonely.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, come here.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01It's OK, Tiff. I'm not going anywhere.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03And Liam's only with Ricky for a few days.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06- Is Dad coming back?- He's busy with work at the moment, love,

0:03:06 > 0:03:10but you can go and stay with him sometimes just like Liam.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13TELEPHONE RINGS

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Yes? ..Look, I've already told you, my daughter's in prison!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Can you stop phoning here?!

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Yes, OK!

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Thank you.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Are we still in trouble?- Are they going to take the TV?- No, no!

0:03:30 > 0:03:33It's just a misunderstanding! Now upstairs and brush your teeth.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Go on, that's it.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37What?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41You don't have to do this on your own, OK.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I know Bianca's gone and Pat, but...

0:03:44 > 0:03:47Well, we're the only two adults left.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50No, that's fine, Whit. No, no, I can manage, um...

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Do you want peanut butter in your sandwiches, kids?

0:03:53 > 0:03:57- Mand! Mandy...- Get this off. - Mandy, no. Stop it.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh... You wouldn't be complaining a couple of months ago!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Now's not a good time, all right?

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Isn't that what the woman's supposed to say?

0:04:08 > 0:04:12Ian! I just want to put this whole Alex thing behind us.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I haven't got feelings for him, I never have!

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- It's fine. I don't know why we're still discussing it.- Ian...

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Um...

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Go treat yourself, yeah?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35- He's busy.- Who's busy?- Well, you can't meet me for lunch, apparently.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Yes, I can.- Ben wants us to do some work on the stock car, right?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, right, well, if you're busy...

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- No, it's all right. I can do that another day.- No, you can't.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47- Don't worry, I don't mind, really.- See?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54DOOR CLOSES Thanks for that(!)

0:04:54 > 0:04:57What, you think I'm being tough? Until you've been inside,

0:04:57 > 0:05:01you don't know the meaning of the word. We stick together, OK?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Do you know what time your workmen started drilling this morning?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I've got a most terrible migraine

0:05:10 > 0:05:12and they leave litter strewn all over the streets.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14And parts of their anatomy are on display,

0:05:14 > 0:05:17which even their wives shouldn't have to endure.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19I don't know, Dot, it might be a perk for some.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23She's right about the noise, though. Me and the crack of dawn don't mix.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27OK. I am sorry, and I will have a word.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Right.- Um, have you heard from Bianca at all?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34She's in prison, she's hardly likely to be sending postcards!

0:05:34 > 0:05:36I feel so terrible for her. Them poor kids,

0:05:36 > 0:05:40not going to see their mother for six months. It's so sad.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- But stealing is never the answer, is it?- Is if you don't get caught.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47Your sins'll find you out. I mean, I feel terribly sorry for Bianca,

0:05:47 > 0:05:49but I'm afraid I agree with Mrs Masmood.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Having a good gossip, are you?

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Oh, no, Carol! We were just saying how bad we feel!

0:05:57 > 0:05:59- IAN:- You're late.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00Have you got something to say?

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Carol!- No, just a minute. Go on! Cos if you have, say it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Denise is right.- Least have the guts to say it to her face.

0:06:07 > 0:06:14OK. I happen to think that stealing is wrong, all right?

0:06:14 > 0:06:16- So shoot me.- Have you ever been on the poverty line, Zainab?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19So hard up, you don't know how you'll feed your kids?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Don't start harassing my customers!

0:06:20 > 0:06:24As a matter of fact, Carol, I have. When my Shabnam was a baby,

0:06:24 > 0:06:28we were cooped up in a tiny little flat above a shop that we stayed at.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Teething all night, crying. Syed in the cot next to her,

0:06:30 > 0:06:33coughing away, because of the damp in that place

0:06:33 > 0:06:38and Masood holding down three jobs in order to make sure that we had some food on the table.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42So everyone has had a hard time of it, all right? It doesn't excuse stealing from our own!

0:06:46 > 0:06:50Carol, if you walk out on this job, you can kiss it goodbye.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Guess I'll have to cut back on the designer shoes, then.- Carol!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02- Has Phil kicked you out? - No, he's a sexist pig, so I walked.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- What took you so long? - I hate flat hunting, I hate it.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08You know, especially as this is the only place that's got

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- anything I can afford. - Yeah, desperate times.- Here!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I knew I had something in your price range.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I want a proper written contract this time, do you hear me?

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, pipe down, Erin Brockovich.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23All my contracts are legally checked.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Are you kidding me?

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- What's wrong with it? - You'd have to pay me to live there.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh...

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Well, I'll take it.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36GASPING: Oh, yeah? So what's the punchline?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38There isn't one.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- You want me to be your best man?- Yeah.

0:07:42 > 0:07:48That role implies a certain element of affection.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50You know, like a friendship.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53Hey, hang on. We've known each other since we were kids. We're mates.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55- Mates?- Yeah, mates.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00You see...mates are meant to be there for each other.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05You know, if, I don't know, one of them has a custody battle, for example.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Yeah? And mates do not go behind your back

0:08:09 > 0:08:13and set up illegal fights and this is the best one -

0:08:13 > 0:08:14mates do not try it on with your wife!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You're coming at this from the wrong angle, Jack.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21You're taking it personally. It's not against you, is it?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's complicated.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- You know what I'm like, Jack. - Which is why I'm saying no!

0:08:25 > 0:08:29But look, I know I've done devious things in my time, Jack, but...

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I've finally met someone that I adore. Isn't that proof, Jack?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35Isn't that proof positive that I've changed?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Huh? I'm not that man

0:08:37 > 0:08:40who needs to take someone down to feel better about himself.

0:08:40 > 0:08:44That's not me any more, Jack. I'm back on track, Jackie.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I'm happy.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51And I need a good man, I need a moral man.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I need you, Jack. I need you in my life.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56And how about this?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'm sorry if I've ever taken you for granted.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03I'll think about it. Hold the bag.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Hold the bag.

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh!

0:09:08 > 0:09:09Easy!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11No, it's not a good idea.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Listen, Rox. If this is about what you told me...

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yes! Yes, it is.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20And I haven't got the memory of a goldfish just yet, thank you!

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Then we can move on. Look at me. I've moved on already. It's fine.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Come on, you stubborn mare, say, "Thank you, Grandad."

0:09:26 > 0:09:28Smile and say, "Thank you, Grandad."

0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Thank you, Grandad...- Yes! - I want my job back. Thank you.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34You're right anyway. You know, without this job, I'd be screwed,

0:09:34 > 0:09:37what with everything else, and I am not going crawling back to Phil!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Listen, sweetheart, if there was room here...- No, no, no, course not!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What with Mo coming back any day now...

0:09:42 > 0:09:45I know with Mo coming back, I know. It's why I didn't ask.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Did you just say Mo's coming back? When? Today?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51- No, not today.- When, then? - Jean, I don't know, sweetheart.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54She was on the phone, she was a little bit vague.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Well, is she coming back or isn't she?- Um...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- I think the answer's no, Jean. - ALFIE SIGHS

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Well, why did you say she was?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Carol? Why ain't you at the cafe?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22- I quit, all right? - MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:10:22 > 0:10:24So I don't have to take any more orders

0:10:24 > 0:10:27from uppity little home wreckers like you. ..Yes?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Er, excuse me, how did you get this number?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33No, no, you can't do that!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37You all right, Shirl?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yeah, I'm just fine and dandy, thanks for asking.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Here, hang on.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Jay?

0:10:51 > 0:10:52I don't want us to fall out.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- Well, it's a bit late for that, innit?- You moving?

0:10:56 > 0:11:01Yep. Finally sold my soul to the property devil of Albert Square.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05Still, it'll be worth it. Get my own space again.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- I...- And you better be running back to Daddy Bear.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13You know if...like...

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I've got money, I can clean...

0:11:15 > 0:11:17SHE LAUGHS

0:11:17 > 0:11:21I know I weren't good at it when we lived together, but...

0:11:21 > 0:11:24What, are you asking to move in with me?

0:11:24 > 0:11:25What if I am?

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, please, Shirl!

0:11:28 > 0:11:32Phil is doing my nut in, Roxy moved out this morning

0:11:32 > 0:11:35and, if I'm being honest...

0:11:35 > 0:11:37I just miss ya.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Jay? You working or what?

0:11:40 > 0:11:45Yeah, why not? Meet me outside Butcher's Joints after work?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Thanks, Shirl.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57- Well, I heard that you sacked her? - No, no. She quit.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03If I find out you're not telling me the truth...

0:12:03 > 0:12:04- FOOTSTEPS > - Right.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Where do you want me?

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- What are you doing? - Well, you tell me!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Er, clearing tables? Cleaning floors? Serving customers?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Look, Ian...

0:12:16 > 0:12:19you still look at me and see a gold digger.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Mand, that's not how I see you.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23I want us to be a team, Ian.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28I want to build a life with you and, if that means working here

0:12:28 > 0:12:32and putting in a bit of elbow grease, then, yeah, I will do it.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34In fact...

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Take it.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40What you doing? Why?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Cos I don't want it unless you believe it.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54It ain't a big deal? Ain't a big deal?

0:12:54 > 0:12:59- Are you seriously telling me you can't see a problem here? Eh?- Yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00What do you mean, yeah?!

0:13:00 > 0:13:05What you going to do, hit me? That's really going to make me want to stay, innit(?)

0:13:05 > 0:13:08I'm going to Abi's, is that allowed?

0:13:11 > 0:13:13TOOLS CRASH

0:13:16 > 0:13:18We have got a problem.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24SHE GASPS

0:13:34 > 0:13:37I'm in a bad way, mate.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Mum, give me that. Come on.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Quickly.- Ta, darling.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Watch your step. >

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Boo!- Oh!

0:13:57 > 0:13:59What did you do that for?! You made me spill my coffee!

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Don't be like that, I was only playing. Come here.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05I didn't mean to scare you.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08SHE SOBS

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Abi... Look, I'm sorry, all right?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Ha! One-all.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19So, um, what was up with Phil this morning?

0:14:19 > 0:14:23I don't know. But it don't matter, cos I'm moving out.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- No way.- Yeah, going to live with Shirley, ain't I?- Why?

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Abi?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Yeah?- Look at me a minute.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36You've got...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- ..some foam on your face.- What?

0:14:41 > 0:14:44- 2-1 to the champion! 2-1 to the champion.- Oh...

0:14:44 > 0:14:47You are so immature, Jay Mitchell.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54- What? Quit pretending. - Just don't call me that name.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56What, Jay Mitchell?

0:14:56 > 0:14:59That's your name, dummy. What else am I supposed to call you?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, it's just so typical of Bianca!

0:15:09 > 0:15:13You know... "Oh, I can't control my spending!"

0:15:13 > 0:15:18"I can't feed my kids! It ain't my fault!" No, it's a wicked landlord!

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Are you feeling guilty?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Eugh!

0:15:21 > 0:15:24That's not cooked. Ian!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Ian, you can't serve a pregnant woman raw eggs!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31- It's dangerous!- What?! Sorry, I'll do you another one straight away on the house.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, don't bother, I'll just go somewhere else.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Pregnant Janine strikes again. - What?

0:15:37 > 0:15:41You being nice all of a sudden. It's a disturbing pattern emerging.

0:15:41 > 0:15:46Oh, God! What if... we're having an angel?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Ooh, there's always adoption.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Carol, I didn't mean to upset you.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57I didn't want to appear a hypocrite, but it don't mean I don't care.

0:15:57 > 0:16:02- I appreciate that, Dot, you know, but I'm a bit busy.- Don't be a stubborn mare, Carol, let us in.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05- It's a bit late for a show of family togetherness.- That ain't fair.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- < CHILDREN PLAY BOISTEROUSLY - Bianca never told us how bad things were for her, did she?- No.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Right, well, I'm sorry, but I'm really busy. Yeah?

0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Here you go, Mum. - That won't even touch the sides.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Well, it's all we've got.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33This is serious, Mand! I've not been sleeping, the pain's been that bad.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'm on my way out, I can feel it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38What have the doctors said?

0:16:40 > 0:16:41You haven't been?

0:16:41 > 0:16:44What can they tell me that I don't already know?

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Mum, you can't stay here.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49I'm meant to be working! Ian'll be going mad!

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I'm scared, Mand.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57All right, I'll tell you what. Why don't I run you a nice hot bath

0:16:57 > 0:17:03and we'll get you cleaned up and then see how you're feeling, yeah?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05OK.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10I love you, Mandy Moo.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20I've got kids who earned that television!

0:17:20 > 0:17:23- Why do you want it? - Please get out of the way, madam.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25You're not taking the television.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27If you continue obstructing the exit,

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- we'll have to remove you by force.- Oi, oi, oi!

0:17:30 > 0:17:32You lay one fat greasy finger on my sister

0:17:32 > 0:17:36and I shall book you personally into the Royal London for a very extended stay.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40- Do you understand me? - She owes on the TV.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42- It doesn't belong to her. - How much?

0:17:42 > 0:17:46We don't take cash. Has to go through the proper channels.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you can make an exception this time. How much?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52200.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Excuse me if I don't tip.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Go on.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Oi, oi, oi. Didn't your mother ever teach you to leave a house

0:18:07 > 0:18:09how you found it? Put it back.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11Go on. Put it back.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Bye.

0:18:20 > 0:18:25- I can't live with him on my own, Jay! I get on his nerves, it won't work. - Just keep your head down.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29What if I can't? What if he turns on me? Jay, look, what if...

0:18:29 > 0:18:31He's your dad, Ben.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Yeah, and you're supposed to be my brother.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37I'm not going far.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Please, Jay. Listen, Jay, please...

0:18:41 > 0:18:42I'm scared.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46You can take care of yourself now.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Please Jay, don't go. Please!

0:18:49 > 0:18:50DOOR CLOSES

0:18:55 > 0:18:59So, I think we should, um, start looking at those wedding cars.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- I'll need a deposit, though.- Take it out the money I just gave you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05I can't. I've spent it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Eight grand?!

0:19:07 > 0:19:11- How?- I've got expensive taste, Michael, what can I say?- Yeah!

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Why, is it a problem?

0:19:14 > 0:19:18No. No. I need a couple of days, though, to get it together.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Where is this money coming from all of a sudden?- Business.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25As long as it's not business that's going to have the police

0:19:25 > 0:19:29- waking me up in the middle of the night.- Very droll. Speak to Jack.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Oh, watch this. Pregnancy has not changed me one little bit.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Roxy? Ooh...

0:19:35 > 0:19:39- Um, I think it might be your lucky day.- Yeah?- Hmm.

0:19:39 > 0:19:44A friend of mind rang from another agency - bijou, beautiful views,

0:19:44 > 0:19:47very handy location and all at a snip.

0:19:50 > 0:19:5216th floor bedsit?

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Look, I really do think you need to start being

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- a little bit more realistic... - I wouldn't rent Buckingham Palace off you for a fiver a week!

0:19:58 > 0:20:01I'm so sorry, didn't realise you were in the position to be choosy.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I hope you and Amy are really happy on the streets.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I don't know how that woman sleeps at night.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08All right, fine, I'll look.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12No. No, you don't have to you, cos you can, er, you can stay here.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Really?- Yeah, really, till you find somewhere decent.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- Just for a couple of nights, yeah? - OK, fine.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- Thank you, Grandad.- You're welcome. You're welcome.- Thank you.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31There you go, Mum.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Thank you.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38What you crying for?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40I don't blame you for hating me.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43I don't hate you, Mum.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47And I am sorry. I don't expect you to forgive me either.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52You deserved a better mother than me.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57Lucky you're strong though, eh?

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Strong and beautiful.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04My angel.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11< BACK DOOR OPENS IAN: You all right?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22What's going to happen with the kids?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Well, they've got you.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28- And I'll help out.- Ha-ha!- What?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I never had much of a chance with my own family, let's be honest.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36No, I'd like to be useful. Lend a hand.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Move in, even? Eh? Help pay the rent.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43No offence, but you don't know the first thing about bringing up kids.

0:21:43 > 0:21:46All right? It's not just about flashing the cash.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48It's about getting your hands dirty, you know,

0:21:48 > 0:21:51doing the dishes, ironing their uniform, peeling spuds.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54You know, it's...it's hard work.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58- What are you doing?- Right. Come on, wench. Let's get started.- What?

0:21:58 > 0:22:02- You're not going to do the dishes, are you?- Leave off! Don't strong it.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06No, I was thinking more about peeling potatoes. I do have a reputation to uphold.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08THEY LAUGH

0:22:08 > 0:22:09You want me to lie for you?

0:22:09 > 0:22:12Not lie, exactly, just keep her sweet, you know.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14So what was all that stuff this morning

0:22:14 > 0:22:17about you finding a woman you love, you adore?

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah, I have.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21So why are you going behind her back?

0:22:21 > 0:22:25Look, it's nothing serious, just a mate in Spain lent me the money...

0:22:25 > 0:22:28If Janine finds out about it, she'll never let me live it down.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32- She probably won't even ask. Can you do this favour for me? - All right. Fine, fine!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Cheers.- But if you think

0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'm going to be involved in this horror show of a wedding of yours,

0:22:41 > 0:22:43you're seriously deluded.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46All right? You can find yourself a new best man.

0:22:53 > 0:22:57- She says she's really ill this time. - I don't care! She's poison!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59- I know, I know...- Mandy, I do not want her under my roof,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01and I don't want her anywhere near my kids.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Just one night, maybe?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Mandy, you said it yourself, she gets up here, she pollutes your mind!

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Sounds like a frightened man. What's happened to you, Ian?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14- You're not welcome here. - I'm know I'm ill, but you don't look too good yourself.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Have you been sleeping all right?

0:23:16 > 0:23:18Get her out!

0:23:21 > 0:23:26Look, Mum, please just go to the hospital, eh? I can't help you here.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Will you come with me? I won't go on my own.

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Do you know where the tube is?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34OK, go there, wait for me. I'll be there in an hour.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Where's this flat, then?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Hev's place? - Yeah, why? Got a problem?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- Are you scared she's going to come back and haunt you?- Don't be daft.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Lead the way, then.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Sausages! You say it. - BOTH: Sausages!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- HE LAUGHS - No!

0:24:23 > 0:24:26That's Mum's seat and that's Mum's mug!

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- No-one uses her stuff. Understood?!- Oh, yeah?

0:24:30 > 0:24:33- What you going to do about it? - I'll get my mate's brother on you

0:24:33 > 0:24:37and you better watch out, cos he's a black belt in karate.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42HE LAUGHS

0:24:42 > 0:24:43I hate you!

0:24:45 > 0:24:47She's not coping very well.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Oh, I know, she's just missing her mum, that's all.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Besides, she loves me, really. - CAROL SIGHS

0:25:02 > 0:25:05Look, I'm sorry about your mum, OK?

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- But you did the right thing. She's toxic.- I know.

0:25:09 > 0:25:14And what you said about us. That's what I want too. I mean...

0:25:15 > 0:25:19Mandy, I love you and I know you love me too and...

0:25:19 > 0:25:22and if all the people out there can't see that,

0:25:22 > 0:25:27I'm sorry, but that's their problem. And your mum, her turning up today,

0:25:27 > 0:25:32I mean, that made me realise I've been letting her win.

0:25:32 > 0:25:36And this is about you and me, OK, it's not about anybody else and...

0:25:36 > 0:25:41And do you know what? In the end, we are going to prove them wrong.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Mand?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10She'll get to him, wear him down! He could say anything!

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I'll go over now and say I'm helping him move in. I'll sort it.

0:26:13 > 0:26:17You better, because if he opens his mouth, I won't be able to protect you any more.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Here, Jay, look at this.

0:26:31 > 0:26:36I'm in a Hev-shaped crater, look, where she used to park her bum.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43What's wrong?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Jay? Talk to me?

0:26:49 > 0:26:50Sorry, Shirl...

0:26:51 > 0:26:54FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Just me and you, Hev.

0:27:16 > 0:27:20It's all right, OK?

0:27:20 > 0:27:23From now on, we stick together, yeah?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Give us a hug.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Come on, give me a hug.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41I thought you were standing me up.

0:27:43 > 0:27:44Mandy?

0:27:46 > 0:27:47I'm sorry, Mum.

0:27:49 > 0:27:53You'll be all right. You always are.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55I've got to think about Ian now.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57So what? That's it, is it?

0:27:57 > 0:28:00Going to leave your old mum to rot, are you?

0:28:00 > 0:28:03I thought you were better than that, Mand.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07I thought you had a heart!

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Thought you had a bit of loyalty! - GROANS IN PAIN

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Oh! Mand?

0:28:13 > 0:28:14Oh, Mandy!

0:28:21 > 0:28:24- WOMAN:- All right there, love? - PEOPLE CHATTER

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