0:00:56 > 0:00:58MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:01:06 > 0:01:09RINGING CONTINUES
0:01:13 > 0:01:14RINGING STOPS
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- Ian?- Here.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34- Have you been up all night?- No...
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I woke up a couple of times and you were gone.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39No, I just got up early, wanted to make a head start.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Just got to finish off this email to the accountant.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47He keeps asking me to pop in. I'm sure he's just saving on stamps.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48- Who's in the cafe, hun?- Lucy.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I've got to boot her out in a minute. She's got to do some revision.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Ian?- Yeah?
0:01:59 > 0:02:03What do you think about a cruise for our honeymoon?
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Look. Far East, Singapore. I mean, it'd be some trip.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- Yeah. Bit expensive, though. - Well, it'd be worth it.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- Don't you think we're jumping the gun? We haven't set a date yet. - MOBILE RINGS
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Hello?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Yeah, speaking.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23What?! No, hold on a minute.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26If this has got anything to do with Janine Butcher,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29there was absolutely nothing wrong with that omelette! It...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34What, an inspection today?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Yeah, I'm sure you did write to me about it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Hold on. Let me just check the diary. Hold on.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Yes, yes, you did.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Is there any way we could do it perhaps after lunch?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Around five?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Yeah, that'd be great. I'll see them there. Bye.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, I completely forgot!
0:02:56 > 0:03:00Be all right, won't it? I mean, you only deep cleaned everything when you got it off Shirley.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05That was two weeks ago! Mandy, I want everything to be right. OK?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Marie's off sick with a tummy bug.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- That's not exactly a good advert, is it?- Well, I can do another shift.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Huh! I want to pass the inspection.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15See ya.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Ooh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It's a pleasure doing business with you.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Wonderful! Ciao!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28That was Gormley Manor.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31And I've got us a discount on the reception.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Clever girl.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I've come to get my wages.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Oh, and the vacuum cleaner broke, but that's not my fault.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41So I've done four hours.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Well, I don't think it quite works like that. Do you, Michael?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47No, I don't. Some professions are notorious for their grey areas.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50The arts, for example, it's a lot of disagreement.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Science is another one. It's very hard to be definitive about it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Cleaning, though...
0:03:57 > 0:04:02that's one job that it is pretty easy to be definite about.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I think what Janine is driving at, Lauren,
0:04:04 > 0:04:06is that it's irrelevant how long
0:04:06 > 0:04:08you spent NOT cleaning her house.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Beautifully put.- Thank you.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14My uncle Derek was right about you. You are such a ponce.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, and you can stick your job.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22She really sunk your ship, didn't she?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Name calling is very childish.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27So Gormley Manor - don't let me forget.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- I need to pay them tomorrow. - I'll take care of that.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32What, as well as the wedding cars?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yeah, I want to be hands on. I'll take care of that, it's fine.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37OK, OK.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well, it needs to be paid in cash by tomorrow.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Three and a half grand.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yeah? That's a lot of money.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, how else do you think I negotiated the discount?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Can you cover it?- Yes.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00And Charlie Cheddar said to Barry Brie and Stanley Stilton,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02he said, "You might be posher than me,
0:05:02 > 0:05:07"but you smell and you've got blue veins!"
0:05:07 > 0:05:10- The end. High-five. - ALFIE LAUGHS
0:05:10 > 0:05:12You're a nutter!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Told you he could make up a story about anything.- Yes, I can!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17How many nights is Amy staying?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, we ain't worked it out just yet.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Will Kat mind?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26No, course Kat won't mind! We need all the help we can get. Get breakfast before school.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Have some toast and I insist you put as much chocolate spread on it as possible.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Go, go, go!- And you, young lady, are going to nursery now. Say bye-bye!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35ALL: Bye!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- See you later.- Bye, darling.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Alfie, we can't afford guests. We're not making any money.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Let me show you something.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Right, now...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Got a few quid here from savings of a sort, OK?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59I want you to pay some bills, knock yourself out. Carte blanche, all right?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Me?- Yes, you! You're my financial mastermind, ain't you? - Don't be daft!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I need you to spend every penny on the Vic, all right?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07What's the date today? First of May.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09First day of summer.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10You know what that means? Barbecue!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Yes, we'll have a barbecue in the Square.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Invite everybody. We'll clean up. - Like we did on St George's Day?
0:06:15 > 0:06:19Exactly! See? I'll take that, you take that.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Speculate to accumulate.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Good girl. Right, I need lots of buns, sausages. Oh, I need onions. Onions!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Oh, Ray!- Come on, babe. I got to go see Morgan before work.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35SHE SIGHS
0:06:35 > 0:06:39- Look, he needs me. - Yeah, well, I need you.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Yeah?
0:06:40 > 0:06:45Yeah! Got a delivery, innit? Special surprise, designed by moi!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- But you heard the doctor, yeah? - Yeah.- No heavy lifting.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52Don't make me remind you why.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56HE CHUCKLES
0:06:58 > 0:07:00ENGINE TURNS OVER
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Come on!- Lola, stop! Wait, wait, wait.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06BILLY PANTS
0:07:06 > 0:07:09What if I get a stitch when I'm carrying the torch?
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Well, it weren't that bad.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13You're joking, ain't you? I made you stop twice
0:07:13 > 0:07:15and you're nearly seven months pregnant!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- I'll have to up it to another mile a day.- You'll do yourself in like that.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21That old alkie that keeled over outside the tube last night?
0:07:21 > 0:07:22She was about your age.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hey, behave yourself. Not ready for the knackers' yard just yet.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Listen, I'm going to the cafe. D'you want anything?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Nah. Got any money?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Probably got a fiver I can lend you. - Got a few grand?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- You serious?- Yeah. - What about your mate's money?
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Oh, Janine. You know. She's high maintenance.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Well, the most you're going to get out of me is a cup of tea,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- and you'll be lucky to get that.- The best man thing - I've been thinking.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I don't know about you but I'm relieved.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57I couldn't get my head around someone making a speech about me.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Do you know what I mean? Inarticulate people,
0:07:59 > 0:08:02no offence, but they shouldn't be made to speak publicly.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04All those lame jokes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07You know what I mean! Don't take it the wrong way.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Michael, you are the control freak's control freak.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Have you got any plastic wallets? - Used to.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Oh, yeah, you'll find them up...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32This can't be your entire stock! Four?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Four's no good to anybody!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Can't you go and look out the back and see if you've got any more?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39No, no, darling, I doubt it. That's a quid.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- 25p each.- Bit steep, ain't it?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45What's it to you? They're 25p. Each.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48You know, it doesn't matter. I'll use elastic bands or something!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Busy day?- Yes, what do you think?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01This always happens to me.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Cars, they just don't like me very much.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ain't just cars, though, is it?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Look, I've got to get into town. I've got to sort something for Ian.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- It's kind of a surprise. - Why don't you get a bus?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14I don't do buses.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Phil?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22You was an alkie, weren't ya?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- You trying to wind me up or something?- No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, no. It's just...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Well, it's my mum, ain't it?
0:09:29 > 0:09:33She's really bad and I'm trying to work out whether I should go and see her.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37I mean, I don't want to. And if I did, Ian would kill me. But...
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, the thing about booze is the older you get,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42the harder it hits you.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46So you would want Ben there if it was you?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48HE SIGHS
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Next time, try putting petrol in it.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Has Dave given you a completion date yet?
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Listen, Zee, you can't get attached to what they say.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06That way madness lies.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08With builders, you've got to be philosophical.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And I'm bleedin' Aristotle, me!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Yeah, but don't you think it's important to have some kind of estimate?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16What do you want? Do you want me to tell you fairytales, is that it?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Dave said he'll be done in a couple a months. Tops.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I wouldn't count your chickens. That's just for starters.
0:10:22 > 0:10:27If this keeps up, there'll be a petition. I love a petition.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32See, most people don't appreciate Radio 1 every waking hour.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35Funny that(!) Here's something else that'll make you laugh.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38In residential areas,
0:10:38 > 0:10:40all noise-related work
0:10:40 > 0:10:44must be between 8am and 6pm.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Not 10pm, like last night.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Oh, here it is.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Violators face fines, prosecution,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- or closure of site.- Cora!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59Listen, I apologise, and from now on,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01we will be as good as gold.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Ian, toast!- Oh! - FIRE ALARM BEEPS
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Sorry, everyone. Extractor's on the blink. Can you get them out?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Do us a favour - someone open the door!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Here, Lauren, fancy a job?
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Oh, Alfie. It's imperative that this door stays shut at all times.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25One stray gust of wind at the wrong moment
0:11:25 > 0:11:29and it could jeopardise everything. If one of those kids steps foot...
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Oh, perish the thought!
0:11:30 > 0:11:35# Club Tropicana, drinks are free! #
0:11:35 > 0:11:39Ooh! We'll have to get you to do the bins indoors, Lauren.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Yeah, we got more of a one big general bin vibe but...
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Yeah, yeah. It's good fun, though. - Good times, good times.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48All right, Ian? Cup of tea, please.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- Yeah, be a minute. - All right, Lauren?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Thought you were cleaning for Janine? What happened? She sack you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Call your mum. She's been leaving messages.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58- I've no credit.- Well, top it up.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Do you think I'd be on my knees in this greasy hellhole
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- if I weren't trying to do that? - Excuse me!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05How long you going to keep this up?
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Just cos your mum's scan was all clear don't mean she don't need you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11How much longer?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Sorry. Two bacon butties, yeah?
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I'm Muslim, Ian!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18No, it's a tuna sandwich and an omelette.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20It's been ten minutes we've been waiting here.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Sorry.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oh, right, yes. I bet you had a hand in this, didn't you?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Outsmarted by a woman! Gets right up your nose, don't it?
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Do I look that bothered, Denise?
0:12:30 > 0:12:33Well, your little sabotage didn't come off
0:12:33 > 0:12:35cos I've already promised Cora no more nasty surprises.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You obviously ain't seen your sister, then.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Can I get a cup of tea, please? Thank you.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Alfie? Big international event on your doorstep today.
0:12:45 > 0:12:50Well, tonight. And that is where everything will be revealed.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Sweetheart, we're doing a big community barbecue.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- You know, we're going to kick off the summer. - But we're doing a barbecue!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58OK, but listen, can you just hold off on yours, yeah?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02No can do, babes. I've just booked a special guest.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I don't want to give too much away, but you know, let's just say Olympic!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- Ooh, nice.- Hmm.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Alfie, it's going to be all right.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Yeah, yeah. Course it is. Fine.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19Sorry. Was it...?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27I just gave, like, a homeless person £10. A tramp!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Well, good on you, sweetheart.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32No, no, it's not good. I don't think...
0:13:32 > 0:13:33What if...?
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Rosemary's Baby in reverse.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Oh, I need a loo.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Alfie, is there any Tabasco upstairs, mate? We ran out.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Yes. Whoa, hold on.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44If you're going up, don't go into lounge,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Your life will not be worth living. Jean's doing the books, all right?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Ah. Say no more.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yeah? Jeanie upstairs doing the money? Really?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Listen, mate, I trust her more than I trust myself.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58She knows what she's doing, just gets on with it. So behave, all right?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00All right, all right.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02POUNDING MUSIC
0:14:02 > 0:14:04How am I supposed to revise?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08VOLUME DECREASES
0:14:08 > 0:14:10VOLUME INCREASES
0:14:10 > 0:14:13What? I turned it down!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15MOBILE RINGS
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Hello? Nails?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Hello, Mandy's phone?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24MUSIC STOPS
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Hospital. Sounds important. - Um, yeah. I know what that is.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Will you just tell them I'll call them back?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35She's too vain to come to the phone right now.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37OK.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Smear test.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43Too much information.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53I asked you to empty this!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Well, it split. I can't do it on my own, can I?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Are you trying to get me closed down?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- He'll be here in a minute. - How do you know it's a he?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Why tell you when they're coming?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I mean, what's the point of that? If it was me, you wouldn't know.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Well, fortunately it's not you, is it?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11No, seriously, surely the whole point is to inspect what is here, like, normally,
0:15:11 > 0:15:14like on a normal day.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I'm going to give you one last chance to change the subject and then that's it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21All I'm saying is if this is unhealthy, wouldn't you want to know? I mean, I would.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Right, that's it. Just do me a favour and just go.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26- OK? You're sacked.- What?
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- If you think I'm paying you, you can think again. Just go. - Oh, right. Well...
0:15:31 > 0:15:32in that case...
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Lauren! - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Oopsie(!)
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Surely there's got to be some sort of stipulation
0:15:44 > 0:15:48for a mad employee. I mean, you saw what she did.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52- I know you're the inspector and you've got a job to do, but... - Mr Beale, I'm not an inspector.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I work for your accountant.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, I could kiss you!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59It's not good news, I'm afraid. We urgently need to speak to you.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14No! Get out! Can't you read the sign?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Where? Must have fallen off.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Are you a serial killer?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You're trampling on April!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Got you a present.- Oh. Thanks. - SHE MUTTERS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Got you another present.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43First return on your investment.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45500 quid.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Already?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Like magic!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Credit to you, Jean. It's a good scheme, to be fair.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05The boys get an opportunity, we get to make money.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Like shooting fish in a barrel. Sorry.
0:17:08 > 0:17:09- Really?- Mm, yeah.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Wouldn't mention anything to Alfie, though.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Just saw him coming out the toilet, his eyes all red and everything.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Crying?- Mm.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- It was a bit embarrassing, to be honest.- He seemed perfectly all right earlier.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24That's him all over, though, ain't it?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Everybody's friend. Do anything for anybody.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Sending all that money over to Charlie,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32looking after everybody else's children.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Takes in waifs like Roxy.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38I'm a Moon, though, you see. He can't keep it up for long.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40To the untrained eye...
0:17:40 > 0:17:45I mean, who's going to know he's at the end of his tether? Poor geezer.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48If only someone would come and ride to his rescue.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51We could...um...
0:17:52 > 0:17:55..we could reinvest my £500.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- For Alfie.- Yeah.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59It's a nice thought, but he'd never accept it.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03He'd think we were insulting him, rubbing his nose in it.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06And even if he did, it wouldn't mean anything.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10It'd be a gesture, not a solution. Oh, sorry.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, for goodness' sake!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's a shame you've invested all your money, actually.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Mmm-hmm.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30What if...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Alfie had some money to invest?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38But he hasn't, has he?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42But what if he had?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Well, if he had, how much are you talking about?
0:18:44 > 0:18:49Quite a bit. Enough to pay the bills for a few months.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Could work.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Couldn't it?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Don't know, Jean.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Never mind. Got to be careful.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01There must be something I can do.
0:19:01 > 0:19:06I mean, I can't bear to think of Alfie crying.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14I have got a mate on the other side of London.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18He's got a gym, like me. Wants to upgrade his facilities.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Get more boys in and give 'em a chance. What's that scheme called?
0:19:21 > 0:19:25It's called In Your Corner. That's it, In Your Corner. But...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28you have to invest big, you see, to make a killing.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Like shooting fish in a barrel. That's what you said.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Yeah, I know what I said. But it's... You've got to really risk...
0:19:38 > 0:19:41You have to invest really, really big. I wouldn't feel comfortable if I lost it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45It's not a game, Jean, now, you see. It's not guaranteed.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51As a favour for me? A one-off?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57Look, let me get all this finished and I could meet you later.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I should be done by about six.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- I could see you in the cafe? - I don't feel very comfortable, Jean.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Look, you and me, Michael, we'll ride to the rescue.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Let me get all this sorted and I'll see you in the cafe about 6:30.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Lovely, that's it. There you go, fellas. Thank you so much.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Well, everybody, thank you each and every one of you for coming
0:20:36 > 0:20:39out here as a community on this wonderful, wonderful evening.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40Cheers, everybody!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45You want to make your way over to Raymundo for a little bit of nosebag.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Yes, come on. Follow me. Let's go. Come on, kids.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- This how you're paying the rent now, Alfie?- Free burger for Phil, eh, Ray?
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Seriously, I thought I was an expert on berks.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I mean, look at my dad.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01But I've got to admit, in comparison he actually seems all right.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Lauren-licious, all right?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04See Beale? Beale's on a whole other level, OK?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06He's like the Jedi Master of berks.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah. Super-berk.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10You see?
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- All right, Lauren. Sort out some credit?- No.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Heard you got the sack from Ian.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Twice in one day, eh? You should put in for Record Breakers.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Well, I'm glad you find that amusing.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25How much is it? For your phone?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27No! No, Dad. No.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Lauren, you've made your point all right? We get it, me and your mum.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39You're your own person. Will you just come home, please?
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I take back what I just said.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52He is the king of berks.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Er, Michael?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02Gormley Manor have just called, and they haven't received anything.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh, all right. I'll go now.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- I really don't want to lose it.- You won't. You won't lose it. I promise.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10My word counts.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20Here's a breakdown of your spending from 2010-11.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25And here's this year's.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30You need a new calculator.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Be with you in a minute, Jean.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Oh, don't worry. I'm just waiting for someone. You carry on.
0:22:35 > 0:22:39I don't think you realise how precarious a position you're in, Mr Beale.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41You're spending it quicker than we can count it.
0:22:41 > 0:22:45- Just move some stuff around. - There's nothing left to move.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47The divorce made a big dent, obviously.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Your businesses aren't bringing in what they were.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54On reflection, re-mortgaging the house to buy this place was a massive gamble.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56All right. I get the point.
0:22:56 > 0:23:00Your spending is out of control. It must stop.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Immediately.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Or you'll lose the house, your businesses,
0:23:07 > 0:23:08everything.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Yeah, I do.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I think we're going to make a good team, you and me. Eh?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- You, me and Ray.- Of course.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I think we're going to make a mint, sweetheart.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Tasty stuff right here.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Haven't seen Kim about?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- She's promised everyone this big surprise.- And a special guest. - I heard it was Fatima Whitbread.- No?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- MICROPHONE FEEDBACK - One, two, one, two.
0:23:35 > 0:23:39Hi! Hello! There's free drink for everybody over here!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41- Free food and drink! - What, free-ness? Free-ness!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- Where you going?- I don't want to lose another finger, mate.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Hold on a second, everyone, where you going?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Hello, hello, hello! Come on, free drink over here!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Help yourself, help yourself. Hello, my love. There's enough to go around.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Dear me. Deadly in here, innit?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13You want to get over to the barbie, Ian. It's banged out.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Sorry I'm late.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Is that it?
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Can I have a look?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26What's the matter?
0:24:26 > 0:24:30I can't. You're right. It's too big a risk.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I'm sorry for wasting your time. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Hello, hello!- Hey!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44CHEERING
0:24:44 > 0:24:48People...people of Walford.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Now the B&B ain't opened yet,
0:24:49 > 0:24:54but we thought we'd give a little soupcon of what's to come.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- CROWD: Ooh! - Oooh, la-la!- Merci beaucoup.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58LAUGHTER
0:24:58 > 0:25:02Now, with the help of a very special guest...
0:25:02 > 0:25:04- Come on, Fatima, come on, babe! - Who is it?
0:25:04 > 0:25:07They've put aside their very busy training schedule
0:25:07 > 0:25:09to be here tonight.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Please welcome Olympian... - Come on, Fatima!
0:25:13 > 0:25:16..athlete, torchbearer...
0:25:16 > 0:25:17Come on, girl!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19..Billy Mitchell!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22SCATTERED CHEERING What do you mean, man?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- That's my Pops. That's my Pops. - Where's Fatima?
0:25:25 > 0:25:29I was going to get her to sign my thing. You know, "To Fats from Fats," man!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You're having a laugh, ain't ya?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Yay(!)
0:25:39 > 0:25:43I just want to say, as your Olympic representative,
0:25:43 > 0:25:47- LAUGHTER - ..what a truly great honour it is to be here in Walford.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Oi, Billy. Billy, you're from here, mate. LAUGHTER
0:25:51 > 0:25:54It's nice to see so many of you out...
0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'd be indoors if I knew it was you!
0:25:56 > 0:25:57LAUGHTER
0:25:57 > 0:25:59So from the ashes...
0:25:59 > 0:26:03like the fabled Kleenex...
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Phoenix, you fool!
0:26:04 > 0:26:07LAUGHTER
0:26:07 > 0:26:11..without further do-do...
0:26:14 > 0:26:19..I give you a new palace for a new era.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22God bless her and all who sail in her.
0:26:22 > 0:26:27Billy? Three, two, one...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30CHEERING
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Sweet mother of...
0:26:37 > 0:26:40I like it.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43'You all right, babe?'
0:26:43 > 0:26:46How was the inspection? Five stars, was it?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50It's been a long day, all right?
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Listen, we need to talk.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54It's Mum.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Didn't I make myself clear?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yeah, but she's in hospital, Ian. I think it's really serious.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Great! It's one less thing to worry about!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Mand, I'm sorry.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I didn't mean it like that.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Yeah.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Yes, you did.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Do you know what I done today?
0:27:20 > 0:27:22I got on a bus.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Yeah, me. I hate buses.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26But I got on one, all the way into town
0:27:26 > 0:27:28to this gorgeous little hotel.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Do you want to know why, Ian?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33To book a date for our wedding.
0:27:34 > 0:27:3815th of September, for what it's worth.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40But if you feel like that...
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Mand! Mand, no, no.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Look, the cruise, OK?
0:27:45 > 0:27:49I've been thinking about it today and you're absolutely right.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52It really is. Look, you're an amazing woman.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55You deserve an amazing honeymoon.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57OK?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Nothing's too much for you.
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