18/05/2012

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0:00:25 > 0:00:28No, the bigger the better.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32Yeah, I'll pop in later on, we'll get it all firmed up, yeah?

0:00:32 > 0:00:35And, listen, I don't want no-one paying for anything.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Have you go that? All right. Cheers, bud.

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Can we come out yet?

0:00:40 > 0:00:42I should be revising!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45All right. Close your eyes, girls.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Come on.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50That's it. Stand there, keep them closed. And you, come on.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54That's it, ladies, keep them closed. And...open!

0:00:54 > 0:00:58- Oh! Pressies!- Pressies.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Here, let me give you a hand. - No, I've got it.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Thank you. I've got it.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18No! Don't open them. Just leave them.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Come and finish opening your presents, yeah?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Have you won the lottery or something?

0:01:24 > 0:01:26I just wanted to do something nice.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29I know that's hard to believe considering the mood I've been in.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Where's Bobby?

0:01:31 > 0:01:34At...school.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37After your performance yesterday, he couldn't wait to get there.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Have you even slept?

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Last but not least...

0:01:47 > 0:01:52Oh, Ian! Oh, this is amazing!

0:01:52 > 0:01:55- Oh, thank you so much!- It's OK.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Don't forget your card.

0:01:57 > 0:02:01Do I look like the sort of girl that opens the card before the presents?

0:02:01 > 0:02:03- I've got to go.- You're leaving?

0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yeah, but I'm leaving you in the knowledge that the best is yet to come.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13It's study leave, not sleep leave.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17I've been working. Upstairs.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Anyway, what's all this for?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23I'm going round Hev's, to pack her stuff away properly.

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Take what I can to the charity shop and give the keys back to Janine.

0:02:29 > 0:02:30I need more tape.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34It's good she's clearing everything out.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38- It won't be worth anything unless you learn to live under the same roof as her.- I am.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46Shirley? I was thinking maybe a bit later we could all go out for a curry or something?

0:02:46 > 0:02:50Yeah. As long as he don't have a vindaloo.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Happy?

0:02:53 > 0:02:55No.

0:02:55 > 0:02:56We'll get there, though.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Dad, you promise Ian ain't going to say nothing?

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I told you. It's over.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Yeah, but ain't you forgetting someone?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30It's back to plain old Kimberley's Palace now, innit?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32It's like an arrow through my heart, you know.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ooh, or a javelin.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- What you smirking at? - Don't have a go at her.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Last thing you need is to be slung in front of a judge on trademark infringement.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44KNOCK ON DOOR

0:03:44 > 0:03:46KNOCKING CONTINUES

0:03:59 > 0:04:02I've just been round the launderette.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03And you weren't there. Again.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07You watched the DVD yet?

0:04:07 > 0:04:11No. I haven't had the time.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I'm just going round Hev's. Pack a few things up.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I thought there might be something you'd like to keep?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Perhaps another time.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23There ain't going to be another time, Dot. This is it.

0:04:23 > 0:04:29Well, I'm very happy you're in a place where you can throw her life in a box.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Do you really think I want to do this?

0:04:33 > 0:04:35And why ain't you at work?

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Some time today.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Sorry. That's £2.80.

0:04:43 > 0:04:44I've just given you a fiver.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- TILL OPENS - No fivers in there.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Well I've paid you. - Here, I'll get it.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58Wait. You're owed wages from The Arches.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Well, it's your money, you've earned it.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04You either pick it up or it'll go into petty cash.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Have you seen my exam timetable?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17You know, I don't mean to boast or anything,

0:05:17 > 0:05:20but I reckon I got more presents than you and Bobby.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Do you reckon there's money in that card?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36What does it say?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39All right?

0:05:40 > 0:05:45So I've drawn up a short list of bands.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48I reckon we need to have a magician for the kids. They like that after the speeches.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51I meant what I said. I don't want to get married.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Don't be ridiculous, we're having a baby together.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Yes, and your little swimmers have done their job, and you're done.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03You're just feeling...hormonal. PMT. That'll be it.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Really?- Yeah, yeah, you're a beautiful expectant mother.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Look at you. You've just got to embrace it.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Exactly. Look at me.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13People won't know if it's a bride walking down the aisle, all right,

0:06:13 > 0:06:16or Heather Trott's second coming.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18You should lay off the carbs, then.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Were there any other diet tips?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- What's that? - The last of what I owe you.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'd prefer it if you took back my criminal conviction.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34It was benefit fraud not genocide.

0:06:34 > 0:06:40Ray has got today off. So not only am I events manager, but I'm also head chef.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44So not today, Mo Harris. Not today.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47You took the fine, this is your due. Oh, I'll leave it upstairs.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53- What's she flapping for? - She's having a bit of an off day. It's a five or a six, all right.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01Sorry, Patrick. The fish smelt a bit fishy so I've done you corn beef hash instead.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03You are so good to me.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07Easy, Patrick, easy.

0:07:07 > 0:07:12Oh, that reminds me. I found these on the bathroom floor.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Nearly broke me neck.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Well, don't look at me. - They're not mine, are they?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19It won't happen again.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Kat's going to love this, ain't she?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Keep it down. She's my mate and I'm doing her a favour. How many times I got to tell you?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Mo, how's Charlie getting on?

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Better. That's why I'm back - to keep an eye on Casanova.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- Oh, shut up! - MOBILE RINGS

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh. Shirley?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Is this some sort of sick joke?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46What?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Cindy was your first wife.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03The other day you're accusing me of sleeping with Phil,

0:08:03 > 0:08:06yesterday you're biting Lucy and Bobby's head off, and today this.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Do you even love me anymore?

0:08:10 > 0:08:13I've had a lot on my mind lately, all right?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Well, that makes two of us.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Look, it was meant to be a surprise, OK?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20But if you want the truth, you might as well know now.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21Know what?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I've been planning a party for you. - What party?

0:08:24 > 0:08:29- I'm throwing a surprise party for you tonight.- I get a party?- Yeah.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Please tell me you haven't.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, come on, Dot, this is not like you at all.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40- I've never known you miss a day off work.- It's unheard of.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45But it's not healthy, man,

0:08:45 > 0:08:47you moping around in your dressing gown like this.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I am not moping and I am not missing work.

0:08:50 > 0:08:54I'm taking a day off, which is a very different proposition.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57If you're having a day's leave, come to the Vic and have a drink.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00You know very well that I never touch alcohol,

0:09:00 > 0:09:02except on special occasions.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04- Ooh, look!- What?

0:09:04 > 0:09:10Another flying pig darts across the pink skies of Walford.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I will not tolerate sarcasm in me own home.

0:09:15 > 0:09:20Lucy, you've got the wrong end of the stick. You really have.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I'm not broke. Far from it.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24How are you planning on paying my tuition fees?

0:09:24 > 0:09:28With bread and butter? My future for her. Thanks(!)

0:09:28 > 0:09:30I hope you're not talking about me.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33You're overdrawn on all your accounts. All your credit cards are maxed out.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37Luce, Luce, OK, listen, I'm a businessman.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40I've just moved stuff around, I've invested.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41You don't have to worry about money.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44There's more than enough for your tuition fees and for all of us.

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Happy now? Drama queen.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51So why have you been acting so weird?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Cos I'm a dad. That's my job!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Look, honestly, everything's fine, OK. Cross me heart.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01Right. OK. Well, I've got to revise.

0:10:04 > 0:10:10Listen, I've got a few things I need to go and sort out. Can you hold the fort for me?

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Yeah, seeing as you're making it so worth my while.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19I tell you what, this party is going to be the biggest party ever.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21See you later.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:10:24 > 0:10:28I'll have that key back too please.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29You need to get ready.

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- I've got you an appointment with a top body specialist person.- Oh.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Michael, literally, please stop talking to me.- I'm serious.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39He's worked with all the big names. He manages pregnancy weight.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Stretch marks. He loves stretch marks, this bloke.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46- Harley Street, he's a top geezer. - Harley Street?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Yeah, I got you a cancellation.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53So, you know, if you're worried about...being a fat bird,

0:10:53 > 0:10:57he'll sort you out. Yeah?

0:11:01 > 0:11:03He's not here.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07- You two sorted now? - Yeah, yeah, course.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10Good. Well, listen, tonight, the Vic, nine o'clock.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14It's going to make one of P Diddy's parties look like a coffee morning in Richmond.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Right. Can I have a cup of tea, please?- Sure.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Can I sit?- No.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- How's life at the Brannings', then? - Well, it weren't ever permanent.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Jay, I don't know why you didn't come back when Dad said.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39He ain't drinking now. It's better.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Jay, what do you want me to do to make it right, eh?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Cos, I mean, I'll do anything. - I think that you've done enough.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Yeah. So much for being brothers, eh?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55All right. Wait.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Your dad still owes me wages. Can you get them for me?

0:12:05 > 0:12:10You know, when my school had asbestos, yeah,

0:12:10 > 0:12:13I was out with my mates, having fun.

0:12:14 > 0:12:19If someone killed you, right here, right now,

0:12:19 > 0:12:22they would flee the scene with tiny nail particles

0:12:22 > 0:12:25which would ultimately betray them to forensics.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Listen, don't even joke about that,

0:12:27 > 0:12:29not after they bumped off Heather Trott.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32They haven't found her killer yet, have they?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Is death the only thing you're interested in?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38I told you, I'm going to be a forensic scientist when I'm older.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41You wouldn't rather be famous?

0:12:41 > 0:12:43Her flat is just round the corner, isn't it?

0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Don't even think about it. - What, are you scared?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Dad. Jay's come to collect his wages.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04I thought it might be the belt or the alternator.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09- Sounds like the water pump. - Seemed all right to me. But why don't you take a look?

0:13:09 > 0:13:12What are you looking at him for? I'm the one who's talking.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I just want me wages, Phil, all right?

0:13:16 > 0:13:19- Jay!- Just leave him. - Yeah, well, what now, eh?

0:13:32 > 0:13:35What is this place and why are we here?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38My job isn't done. This baby's yours and mine. I want you to see that.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Well, I've already seen it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48The first two scans.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50The scans that I weren't at? Those two scans?

0:13:50 > 0:13:54- Are we keeping scores now?- Yeah, we are, yeah. Third time lucky.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Alfie, I went out with an American once.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29He was a vegetarian, of all things.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yeah. Mo, less of the bunny, all right? We've got a lot to do.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Nothing like a bit of notice, is there? What does he want, Vegas?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37No, Roxy, Ian's a mate of mine, all right?

0:14:37 > 0:14:40He's been through a tough time. I want to do something special for him.

0:14:40 > 0:14:45- Looks a bit cheap, doesn't it? - Your mum didn't have a hand in designing it, did she?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49I'm only doing this cos you ain't shut up about it.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Seriously, anyone would think you were the kid.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54"Seriously, anyone would think you were the kid."

0:15:06 > 0:15:10I was worried that if you took them, that would be it between us.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Listen, I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Well, you know, you've been like a son to me

0:15:17 > 0:15:18and a brother to Ben.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Look what it's got me.- Everything that's happened, it's over.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24There's nothing and no-one to worry about anymore.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Except you.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31You're an alcoholic, violent bully

0:15:31 > 0:15:35who was happy to let Andrew and then Billy take the rap for something that someone else did.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Your own cousin.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41You won't understand until you have kids of your own.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- When you do, you realise you'll do anything for them. Anything.- At what cost?

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Shirley. You. My health.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52But I'm going to meetings again now and Shirley's come home.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55But I'd do the same again for my boy and I'd do the same for you.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Listen, right now, Shirley's over at Heather's packing up her stuff.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03She's taking it down the charity shop. The old bill ain't got a lead. No-one is going to be charged.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09It's over. So, please, please, come back home.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20You're a good kid.

0:16:23 > 0:16:27I would offer you a cup of tea but we've run out of tea bags.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Cora was too busy and Rose forgot.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32That's all right, I've got my caffeine hit here.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34I was only coming round to tell you about the party.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, I heard. It's the talk of the town.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'll tell you what, no expense spared.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41It is going to be a great night. A great night.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43I did come to the launderette but you weren't there.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Why does everybody keep going on about that?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48I'm entitled to a day off, aren't I, a little break?

0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Why don't you sit down? - No, I'm fine. I am perfectly fine.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55I tell you what, Dot, why don't you be fine sat down? Come on. There you go.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57You're grieving. It's normal.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01Yes, well, with Pat, you see, it was sudden but she'd had her life.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Whereas Heather, her life was only just beginning.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08Oh, that poor girl. I can't stop thinking about it.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12You know, it keeps going round and round in my head, like a wheel, spinning.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14Why don't you go see a doctor or a grief counsellor?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17I mean, I used to love going into that launderette, but now I dread it.

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Cos every time, it's just a reminder.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24Why don't you get away? You know, have a break?

0:17:24 > 0:17:29What? And leave Jim in a home? I couldn't. I couldn't possibly.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32Did Phil come and see you yesterday?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Cos I had a word with him. It's wrong the way he treats you.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Dot, don't worry, that's all sorted.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43Listen, your Jim - Dot, he's in good hands.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And if I was you? Up and gone in a flash. Just get away.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Yeah, but you're needed here.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I mean, have you made it up with him?

0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Who?- Your brother.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Ben. He's lost a very dear friend too. He needs you.

0:17:57 > 0:18:03He was telling me how much he was looking forward to performing his duties at your forthcoming nuptials.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, he's my best man!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Yeah, and a fine one he'll make.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11You hadn't forgotten it, had you?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25It just squiggles. I can't see nothing.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26So paternal(!)

0:18:26 > 0:18:30Don't worry, that's the 2D imaging. Now we're high-tech.

0:18:30 > 0:18:31We're going 4D.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- JANINE GASPS - There we are. How's that?- Oh.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43You can actually see its little face. It looks like a real baby.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45It is a real baby.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Is it a boy or girl?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50- I thought you said you didn't want to know?- No, please.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I can't keeping calling it "it". I need to know.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- I can give you a few minutes? - All right. Shall we?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, OK, we need to know.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59OK, let's have a look, then.

0:19:05 > 0:19:08So what do you think, Cluedo?

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Winston, tufty head down the market, reckons that it was a robbery that went wrong.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15And then bang, bang, bang...

0:19:15 > 0:19:19She was battered to death with bullets by a hooded man.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Blood and brains were everywhere. Urgh!

0:19:23 > 0:19:28I can see why you want to get into all this. Gives a real rush, innit?

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Sasha, what you crying for?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Don't leave me on my own here!

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- Dad!- Sasha!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Hey. What's wrong? What happened?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46What have you done to my daughter?

0:19:47 > 0:19:52If you don't take something, you're going to regret it.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55It just don't feel the same without her here.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Nothing's the same.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02But we've got to get used to different.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20What you going to have, then, Dad?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23I reckon I might have a peshwari naan or definitely a chapatti.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I might even have some rice.

0:20:30 > 0:20:31All right?

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Make sure you save some room for sundae at your party.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Why don't we just ditch this and head over there now?

0:21:01 > 0:21:04No, I just want to spend some time the two of us.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07I know I've been a nightmare lately.

0:21:07 > 0:21:11- The nightmare's over, OK? - Too many of them energy drinks.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22What is it? What's wrong?

0:21:23 > 0:21:26Nothing. It's a bit hot.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29- What, a korma?- This table all right for you?- Fine, thanks.

0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Some poppadoms, please.- Sure.

0:21:31 > 0:21:35Yeah, and, please, if he orders a vindaloo give him a masala.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38Why do you keep looking over?

0:21:40 > 0:21:42I'm... No... I don't.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49Poppadoms for the Addams family, please.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Are you going to eat that?

0:21:53 > 0:21:57I need some air. I'll be two minutes.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04So paint for the nursery. Pink?

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh! Um... No.

0:22:07 > 0:22:12This little lady is going to be more independent woman than pink pushover, thank you very much.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14We'll discuss it and get back to you.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16Oh, will you?

0:22:16 > 0:22:19You still want to get married?

0:22:19 > 0:22:21More than you'll ever know.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Let's do it, then, Daddy.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54CRIES OF SURPRISE FROM INSIDE

0:22:58 > 0:23:02BELL RINGS Listen up, folks! If I could have your attention, please. Thank you.

0:23:02 > 0:23:06As you're all aware, half of Walford is down. Sadly, no power.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09And due to health and safety regulations,

0:23:09 > 0:23:11I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you all to leave

0:23:11 > 0:23:13until we're up and running again. ALL GROAN

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Stop whinging, stop moaning. Come on, everybody. Everybody out. Come on, let's go.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20That includes you, Cora. Come on, chop, chop! All out. Let's go.

0:23:20 > 0:23:25Now, listen to me. This pub would have been doing business during the Blitz,

0:23:25 > 0:23:30serving pints the night the Berlin Wall fell

0:23:30 > 0:23:33and flogging pork scratchings the day Diana died.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Now, come on, do your duty, my man. - Yeah!

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Yeah. Grandad, look, it's a party.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Just bolt the doors and call it a lock-in.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45- Come on, Alf, play the game, mate. - Come on, Alfie.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49Am I the sheriff in this town, or am I the sheriff?

0:23:49 > 0:23:53Let's have a lock-in! CHEERING

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Take one of these and return for your free meal. Really sorry about this.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59All right, cheers.

0:23:59 > 0:24:03- Have you seen Ian? - Have I seen...?- Ian.- No.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Sorry.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Excuse me, guys, we really have to close up.

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- So I can put it in a doggy bag for you if you want? - Do I look like a dog to you?- No.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18No. It's...for the food.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32You knew it was the water pump, didn't you?

0:24:32 > 0:24:33Yeah.

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Phil...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Here you are, mate.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Who let you have the vindaloo?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Yeah, don't worry, he's on the sofa tonight.

0:24:51 > 0:24:55- To us.- To us.- To us.- To us.

0:24:56 > 0:25:01ALL: # Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry

0:25:01 > 0:25:05# Them good old boys were drinking whisky and rye

0:25:05 > 0:25:09# Sayin' this'll be the day that I die

0:25:09 > 0:25:10# This'll be... #

0:25:10 > 0:25:13Patrick, I think you'd better come and see this.

0:25:15 > 0:25:20Ian, it's Alfie. Where are you, mate? Everyone's waiting. Give me a shout when you're on your way over.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Hurry up. Bye.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27It's a lock-in.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Alfie, I'll have a double.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Just tell me what's happened.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Look, I just don't want to talk about it, OK? I'm in pieces.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38Oh, free food!

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Dorothy!

0:25:46 > 0:25:48Dot?

0:25:50 > 0:25:51What's all this?

0:25:51 > 0:25:56Well, I've got to get away. Suddenly it hit me -

0:25:56 > 0:26:00the misery, people dying, moving away.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03So I asked Jack if he'd keep a look out, you know, for Jim.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- Where you going?- Well, I've told you I've got to get away.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10So I'm going to go and stay with Sandy, me daughter-in-law

0:26:10 > 0:26:13and spend time with my little Dotty.

0:26:13 > 0:26:18You can't leave. Who's going to make the tea in the morning?

0:26:18 > 0:26:20I think it's a fantastic idea. Go, man.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Go and recharge your batteries.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25What about me?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27What about you?

0:26:27 > 0:26:28You can't leave me again.

0:26:28 > 0:26:32I never did leave you. It was you what left me,

0:26:32 > 0:26:33taking my Charlie with you.

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, Dot.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40That's enough, Rose Elizabeth. I ain't going to the North Pole.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Bye.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Where are you? Pick up!

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Ian?

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Ian, what you doing?

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Ian, stop it. You're scaring me.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07We need to leave.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Leave where?

0:27:08 > 0:27:11Here. Straight after the wedding we're going to leave,

0:27:11 > 0:27:13and we can never, ever come back.

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