0:00:36 > 0:00:39THEY GIGGLE
0:00:43 > 0:00:46You were doing a good job, then.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE LAUGHS
0:00:52 > 0:00:53What's funny?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56It's amazing how you become like your parents, innit?
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I was just about to tell you to use a glass.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02No.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Good run?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Yeah, yeah, it was good for thinking.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07And what d'you come up with?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09It might be nice to have dinner tonight.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12I'm not doing anything this evening, that'd be very nice, Tyler,
0:01:12 > 0:01:13thank you.
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Yeah. Yeah, funny.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17No, I meant me and Whit - romantically.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Are you saying that my presence isn't conducive to romance?
0:01:21 > 0:01:24No... No, I'm not saying that. It's just, it might...
0:01:24 > 0:01:25- HE LAUGHS - I'm only joking!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I'll be out your way, son, don't worry.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Yeah, well, that's my offer. 40 below the asking price.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And I can pay cash.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41I'm sure that that will appeal to Mr Beale,
0:01:41 > 0:01:44given that he doesn't seem to have any.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Dad.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Shhh!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- How's Mandy?- She's asleep.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Has she said anything? About yesterday?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03No. I think cancelling everything, it was like a reflex action...
0:02:03 > 0:02:05So what now?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Well, it's up to all of us to help her get through it, isn't it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11You're not thinking of going ahead with the wedding?
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Dad, her mum has just...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Look, it's a decent way to celebrate her life, OK.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And you're going to make a fantastic bridesmaid.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Just don't mention it to her when she wakes up. Let her... You know.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Are you having a laugh? It's 8 o'clock in the morning!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Erm, I'm doing this to pass my exams.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Oh, "Pass my exams." Live a little.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- What, like you? - Oh, you're so good.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Look at that - Ian Beale. He wants me to put everything back on.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41They must have sorted things out, then.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43How do you sort out a dead mum that quick?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46What?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Well, a bit of consideration. Mandy must be devastated.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Yeah, your best-man speech is going to be a real tear-jerker then(!)
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Shut up, Lauren.
0:02:54 > 0:02:59You're just put out cos me and Jay won the TV-remote wars last night.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You got exams today?
0:03:02 > 0:03:04English and Science.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Feeling OK about them?- What?!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Dad, I ain't slept a wink.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Last night, I spoke to Lola,
0:03:10 > 0:03:12she was, you know, telling me how Ian had this mad look in his eyes
0:03:12 > 0:03:14when he threw her out the chippy.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- You know, like a zombie. - Well, I'll sort it.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18He could send us down for this.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'll sort it, OK? One way or another.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27SHE GASPS Tyler, stop it!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'm late for work! Don't make me bring the pain.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33All right, all right. Guess who's got a free house tonight...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Er... Let me guess. Must be someone I know, or you wouldn't bother asking.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Oh, OK.- Tamwar? - All right, all right.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I guess I'll have to invite someone else
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- for a beautiful, candle-lit dinner for two, then.- Oh, really?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47See you later. Don't bring Tamwar.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48I won't.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51There you are! Have you been avoiding my minions?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Because it's tantamount to avoiding me.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56No, I've been busy with work and Tyler.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- OK, so have you given it much thought?- What?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Moving in!
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Billy said that he'd left a message.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I thought Michael would be moving in? He's the dad.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06And what is that supposed to mean?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Nothing. Nothing, it's just...
0:04:07 > 0:04:10most girls would die to have some sharply dressed go-getter
0:04:10 > 0:04:11in the house.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, please, Michael is not moving in!
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Look, is this a yes or a no?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Because if it's a no, can you please just say so.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Janine, it's going to be all right, OK?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22You're going to cope. Mums always do.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Janine? I didn't mean anything...
0:04:26 > 0:04:30No, I'm not accepting 40 below.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Well, this is London, right?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34The prices go up. It's simple economics.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Well, you're the estate agent, not me.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Oh, Ian. Are you all right?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Tanya.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I just dropped in to see how Mandy's doing.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Yeah, she's asleep.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Max told me about her mum. It's crazy, we were only talking about her yesterday.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Has she ask you to be bridesmaid?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52No. Why? She wouldn't, would she?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55She must be distraught, poor girl.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Yeah, it's really knocked her for six.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00But it's good that she's got something to focus on.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Oh, right. So, you're still going ahead with everything?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Only Max said she cancelled the venue.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Yeah, it's only a quick phone call. Easily done.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11- Right, you think she'll be up to that tomorrow, do you?- Yeah.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Thanks for coming round. She'll really appreciate it.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16OK, well, look, if you need us to take Bobby off your hands...
0:05:16 > 0:05:21- Yeah, absolutely. She'll be touched. - You know where we are...- See you.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24It's not my fault you've ended up the best man!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I told you not to go after him!
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Here, look, let me make it up to you. I'll make amends.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Come out with me for a nice drink tonight, just the two of us, eh?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I want to give little Tyler and Whitney space.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- PHONE RINGS - Hold up, it's the venue. Hang on. Hello? Yeah.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41What, the card was declined?
0:05:41 > 0:05:46Yeah, well, you said the admin fee was only 50 quid!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48And it was still declined, yeah? Hold up, hold up.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I've got to sort this out, Del, sorry.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Hang on, let me just grab the card for you. Hang on.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Well, good luck!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, I know I'm going to be very, very rich...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Wahey! It's just that I need some money now.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06So I was wondering if you might have a word with Billy
0:06:06 > 0:06:09and tell him that it was your fault I missed the interview yesterday.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Well, not your fault exactly...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Course I can. It's fine, it's fine.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Just leave it with me.- Thanks.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I've seen Million Dollar Baby - the answer's no.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21What? No, it's Janine, actually...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Is she OK?- Why?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Well, she asked me to move in again earlier and I said no...
0:06:26 > 0:06:31This is ridiculous. She'll have Billy living there before me!
0:06:31 > 0:06:35- Aren't bridesmaids supposed to get new dresses?- I'm not sure about the red one, but the green one is OK.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Can't I wear black? - No, you can't wear black.
0:06:37 > 0:06:42It's not very sensitive, is it? The green one will be lovely.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43How you doing, love?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48What time is it? Why didn't you wake me?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Cos I thought you deserved to have a lie in, OK?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Now, come on. Come and sit yourself down.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Marie's going to cover the cafe, so we haven't got to worry about that.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Now, you just relax and I'll go and make you a nice cup of tea.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00About the funeral...
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Ian, you can stick her in the allotment with the cabbages and carrots for all I care.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Right...
0:07:06 > 0:07:07What about the wedding?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Ian...
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I can't go through with it. Not tomorrow.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Yes, you can.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21No, Ian, I just need a little bit of time.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23I'm not saying never. I'm not.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Just a couple of weeks.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You're overreacting.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30My mum has just died.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:07:37 > 0:07:40All right, Ian. It's your card, mate, it's been rejected.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45What do you mean it's been rejected? I only just got it!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Ian, it wouldn't go through, mate. - What?! Oh, come with me.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What do you mean he said no?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54All right, well, did you tell him that I offered to pay cash?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55KNOCK AT DOOR
0:07:55 > 0:08:00OK, in that case, revise my offer down by 10,000.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04Yes, down. And then if he still says no,
0:08:04 > 0:08:07you can tell him that the money I lent him at the weekend,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I would like back. Thank you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You're not buying another place, are you?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What did you want?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15That's very rude. I heard you were upset, yeah?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- But that was ten minutes ago... - Must be Whitney.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah. She was worried.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Not worried enough to move in though, right?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Why would you even want her to?
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Because I'm not going to let this baby get in the way of my business.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29With the genes that baby's getting,
0:08:29 > 0:08:31she'll be pulling a hostile takeover in months.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I'm being serious, Michael, all right? I've got to get on.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Well, listen, I'm not moving until you ask me to move in, OK?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Because you've asked every other no-mark in the Square.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46So, whenever you're ready. In your own time.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Is that right, Ian?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Well, I guess that's it, mate, innit?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05The money for the funeral - it must have come out the account.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Right. Must have been expensive, was it?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Lend it to me.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Come on, Max. Look, you know I'm good for it, OK?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15I've got the caff, I've got the chippy, I've got the house...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'll pay you back, it's just a cash-flow thing.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's not that, it's not that, all right?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22I ain't being funny, but it's Mandy, innit?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- You know, she's the one who's cancelled all this.- She's grieving!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Yeah, she still is. It ain't been 24 hours, Ian.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- She don't want to get married tomorrow...- She does want to!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34She just doesn't realise it yet, OK?
0:09:36 > 0:09:38If you don't want to be my best man, just say,
0:09:38 > 0:09:40and I can find someone else.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Ian, I'm not saying that, all right?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Then help me! I tell you what,
0:09:43 > 0:09:45we get the smaller room at the registry office,
0:09:45 > 0:09:48we're not going to do any food or flowers or anything.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Just me, Mandy, you, Lucy and Bobby. It'll cost a couple of hundred quid.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I thought you said you wanted it to be a magical day?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57It will be magical. Just seeing that ring on her finger.
0:09:59 > 0:10:04Max, please, in 48 hours' time I could be stood on that deck,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06sipping champagne, just watching the sunset go down.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11And all this... This stuff with Mandy's mum and the money...
0:10:11 > 0:10:12It'll all be in the past.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Please, Max.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19You've got to help me get on that ship. With my wife.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Please.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Who else have you tried? Beale, have you tried Beale?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Oh, come on, calm down, please.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30No. You're asking all these different people to help you out
0:10:30 > 0:10:31and I'm right here.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33I've asked someone to help me with my baby,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I need someone to help with the baby, so I offered Whitney a job.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Whitney, that ex-pro...
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Stop. What about meal times? - What about meal times?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I can do meal times. I am available for meal times.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Yeah, I can come and sit round the table, I can eat dinner.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- What, like happy families?- Yeah. Just like on the telly, you know.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51All sitting round, eating cornflakes.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Oh, please! Don't you think it's just a bit drastic?- Drastic?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57We're having a baby together and you're talking about drastic?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59How about this, look, right...
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Let's have dinner tonight. Just me and you.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06And then I can stay. How about that?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09And I can wake up in the morning, we could have breakfast.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Then I go to work.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13But then I'd come back, we could have dinner again.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And then I stay again. See, there's a pattern emerging.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17We could just do that ad infinitum.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20So, like, you accidentally move in?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Yeah. Yeah, why stop now?
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Go on, girl.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You know you'd love it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I've been looking for you. What's this about you shutting the caff
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- and going out in the street, shouting?- Billy. Buy my car.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh, yeah, like I can afford a new motor.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42- Oi, oi, I'm talking to you. - 500 quid.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Let me see, I've got... £2.70?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oi, why are you doing this?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51I'm going to do this without Max, or Ben, or anyone else.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52- I can do it on my own.- Max?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56Yeah, I'm going to be jetting off to paradise this time tomorrow.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02That's not how it looks in the book, man!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, what is that disgusting smell?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07What's this? Extreme Cooking?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09A couple of lugs of this, a drizzle of that - I've got vomit.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, what are you doing?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13It says, look, the longer you cook it the better,
0:12:13 > 0:12:14so I thought I'd start early...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18No, what are you doing cooking chilli con carne for a young girl?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21This is supposed to be a romantic meal.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Bit of fish. Light pasta dish.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27She's a beautiful young woman, not a rugby prop forward.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29How do you know so much about it then?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Common sense.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Oh, you amaze me, you really do.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I don't know how you've lasted this long.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Right, bin all this and we'll start from scratch.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Now, what shall we do? Something fancy...
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Something she'll respond to.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44And you know how to cook, do you?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48When it's the difference between sitting in a cell for a ten stretch
0:12:48 > 0:12:51or learning how to make lasagne, it ain't long before you're pinnied up
0:12:51 > 0:12:52and standing in front of a cooker.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Well, do you want me to help you, or don't you?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I've got a poker game I could be organising.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Please, please, mate. Help me.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Good. Right. Let's get down the shops.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Now, you are the sous chef,
0:13:03 > 0:13:05I am head chef,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07which means that I am in charge,
0:13:07 > 0:13:10and you are nothing but a maggot on the sole of my shoe.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- There's no change there then! - Well... Come on.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19All right, Phil?
0:13:19 > 0:13:20This about Jay?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Ian.- Oh, right.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Don't bother kicking off, cos I'm done.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28That's it. You know, I don't mind helping him out,
0:13:28 > 0:13:29but I'm not going to lend him money.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31I just want to know what he said to you.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33He said he needed a best man. Which is fine.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36I don't mind picking up the phone, saying a few words,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38but I ain't going to lend him money, Phil, not the state he's in.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Well, the last I heard Ben was his best man.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Well, he told me Ben had exams or something, I don't know.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Still, if Ben wants the job back, that's fine.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46Well, how much short is he?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49500. Not likely, is it?
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Before you know it, you've given him your credit card
0:13:52 > 0:13:54and he's flying her off to Disneyland
0:13:54 > 0:13:56in a Minnie Mouse helicopter.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Phil, you ain't going to see that money back.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00I don't care. I just want you to do your job properly
0:14:00 > 0:14:03and then Ben can stop worrying about his brother.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Do me a favour, calm him down before he gets himself sectioned.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10You're going to need more than this, Phil. For the car an' all that.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I'll sort the car.
0:14:18 > 0:14:19I lost my mum.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25So? What, you want to be best friends now, do you?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Dead Mums Brigade?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I was just saying...
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Right, I'm selling the car. - Stop selling everything!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- No, everything's falling into place. - I need to get out of here.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38No. You can't. I've got a surprise for you, OK? An announcement.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- What?- It deserves a bit of ceremony, OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Everything's got to be perfect, hasn't it?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45So, I'm going to go get us a curry and a bottle of wine.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Look, I promise you, everything's got to be perfect, all right?
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Just stay there, yeah? Have you got any money?
0:14:51 > 0:14:53I thought you'd sold the car?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Make sure she doesn't leave.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Potato rosti. Sounds well-posh.
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Yeah, and all you've done is fry up a couple of potatoes.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05I'm amazed they had you doing this inside, mate.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Well, I met this guy, fellow con.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Quite a funny story, actually.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, yeah? Go on.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14Well, I'd been in about a year, right.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16So I get a call up to the warden's office.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18I walk in, he's looking at me,
0:15:18 > 0:15:23he says, "I'm sorry, Branning, it's a Dear John."
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Dear John? What's that?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's a letter you get from your missus,
0:15:26 > 0:15:28when she's informing you it's all over.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oof! Ouch.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31No greater ouch, mate.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33There's nothing you can do about it on the inside.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36You see, the screws, they all read your mail,
0:15:36 > 0:15:37so he knew what to expect.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39He's looking at me, he goes,
0:15:39 > 0:15:42"Branning, you need the doctor."
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Do you know what he gave me?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Three sleeping pills. Three sleeping pills for a broken heart.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Did she give a reason?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Pain of separation, she put it down to.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Should have tried it from my side!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Anyway, couple of days later, a geezer comes up to me.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02Heard I'd had a Dear John. He'd had one the week before.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04What, this is your chef mate, yeah?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yeah. We used to sit in my cell, planning our escape.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12How we were going to win our women back in an hail of bullets!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14See? You can do romance!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16And then we realised
0:16:16 > 0:16:19that it was easier to have nothing on the outside.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21And that's when he taught me how to cook.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Well, thank God for that,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26because this salmon and rosti is going to go down a storm.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28There you go.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31It'll be done soon and then I'm off to the dogs.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Dogs? I thought you was going poker?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Yeah, poker.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- Think I got the shakes. - Let me do it, then...
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I'm joking!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Did you get on it last night?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48You are going to look so beautiful.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Tyler's going to do himself a mischief when he sees you.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Shut up!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Don't wiggle about, cos I'm going to ruin it.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Well, hurry up. I know you want a drink at the Vic.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00I like it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:17:08 > 0:17:10All right, Max?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- You all right, Mandy? Come in. - Thanks.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Tanya's still at work, I think. She'll be back soon.
0:17:18 > 0:17:22I'm... I'm sorry, you know, for your loss.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Have I lost something?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26I'm always doing that.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29My purse...
0:17:29 > 0:17:30car keys...
0:17:30 > 0:17:34You know, anything that's not physically attached to me...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- SHE SOBS - I'm so sorry.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40It's all right. Come here. Come here.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Dad, we're just popping out...
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- Come on, Mandy, it's all right. - I'm so sorry.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51It's OK, it's all right. Come here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53DOOR OPENS
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- How'd they go?- All right.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I dunno, I missed out a couple of questions.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03- Well, at least they're over. - What about Ian?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, Max is best man, so hopefully it'll keep him in line.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- Why Max?- He trusts him, I dunno.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's always Max. Everywhere I look.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Well, maybe he'll sort his head out.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Yeah, maybe he can't.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I mean, what if... I dunno...
0:18:19 > 0:18:22But what if he makes a call when he's safe on the other side of the world?
0:18:22 > 0:18:27Stop making up all these fantasies, will you? You're as bad as Ian.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28- Is that mine?- Yep.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I forgot my wallet, you'll have to stick it on the tab.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33You still owe me for the sandwich you didn't let me finish yesterday!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- What was that worth - a quid? Stick it on the tab.- Oi, hang on! - It's all right. I'll get it.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Oi!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47What's all that about?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49She wanted a curry. She hasn't eaten all day.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52We need to talk. Cos I ain't having you sailing off and running away.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- I told you. This time tomorrow I'll be gone.- You ain't going anywhere.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- You ain't going on no cruise, and you ain't selling your house. - You can't tell me what to do!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- Me and you, we had a deal, yeah? - Her mum died, OK?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04If I can't convince her to marry me,
0:19:04 > 0:19:07to come on this honeymoon and make a fresh start, then it is over!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Now, that might suit you,
0:19:09 > 0:19:12but if it is over, then I have got nothing to live for, OK?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Do you understand me?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Ian, mate, just calm down, yeah.? - Mate?!- Just take it easy.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19You've taken on too much, just put something off...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I haven't taken on too much, it's my life!
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- What about our life?- You haven't got a life, you threw it away! - Just leave him alone.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27You might think I'm the one who's cracking up, but it's not, OK?
0:19:27 > 0:19:28It's you two that are cracking up.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32So don't worry about me, just worry about each other.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Phil, please! Phil! Please, Phil!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37You're just itching to talk, aren't you? It's just bursting out of you!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39No! I'm not the one who does that, am I?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Now, Ben... Ben is your brother, yeah?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44And me, I'm like a step-dad. So you and me,
0:19:44 > 0:19:46we're like family, really, aren't we, yeah?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48And betraying your family is the ultimate.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Betraying your family
0:19:50 > 0:19:53is crossing the line. Do you understand me?
0:19:55 > 0:19:58I won't... I won't.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I just...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02want to get married.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05It's all I've got left.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Come on, then. I'll walk you round there.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I quite like being a chaperone.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Ha! I'd say more "personal taxi".
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oi!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Look at you, smiling from ear to ear.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Well, I just...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I never thought I'd get here again.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36What, Albert Square?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38No. You know the...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41You know the butterfly feeling in your tummy?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43SHE SNORTS
0:20:43 > 0:20:48And I have come a long way from all that stuff with Rob.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Yeah, it's about time someone made a fuss of you,
0:20:51 > 0:20:52cos you're all right.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Oh, I'm all right, am I?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Yes. You really are.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01THEY GIGGLE
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ah, just the man.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06If you've come to tell me I'm on washing-up duty, I've clocked off.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08No, no, no, I've had a word with her. Won't happen again.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I appreciate that. Thanks, Michael.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15That's all right, Billy. I like you. That's why I wanted to have a word.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, yeah?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Yeah. When you bring someone in to any business,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23everything they do, EVERYTHING, reflects on you, yeah?
0:21:23 > 0:21:27If they're great, everybody loves you. If they're terrible...
0:21:28 > 0:21:32I know it's unfair, but that's just the deal of being a worker bee.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Now I'm a big fan of you, Billy, like I said.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39And that's why I don't want Janine blaming you
0:21:39 > 0:21:40if someone else messes up.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42You need to ask yourself the serious question,
0:21:42 > 0:21:45"Do I feel comfortable having someone like Jean..."
0:21:47 > 0:21:50"..represent me?" Yeah?
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm at sixes and sevens today!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Oh! That's better, right, OK.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'm sorry, I dunno why I came here...
0:22:01 > 0:22:05It's all right. Don't be silly, it's fine.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07What was it, you didn't want to be alone?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Probably too late for that.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14You grow up a certain way, don't you?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess you do, yeah.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23How can you cry for someone you hate?
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Mandy, look it ain't really my place to say but, you know,
0:22:27 > 0:22:30maybe all this is, you know, a chance to move on, innit.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I need a lot of time to think.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38Well, you know, you'll get that on the cruise, won't you?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42- What cruise?- The honeymoon.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I weren't meant to say anything. Ian managed to sort the tickets out.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48I think you're going the day after tomorrow.
0:22:48 > 0:22:53Right. So that's what the big announcement's all about.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Yeah, well, sounds like you could do with a break.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58And you ain't got to worry about the funeral,
0:22:58 > 0:23:00that's all taken care of.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Who's taken care of it?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Well, Ian has.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05But I told him, I told him not to bother.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Well she needs burying, don't she?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13She's my mum, Max! Not yours.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Not Ian's. She's mine.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19And if I say let her rot in them allotments, then just let her rot!
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Your rosti does not look like Mussolini.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26You don't even know who Mussolini is.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Yeah, but it's a potato, ain't it!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Your boy's been cooking up a storm!
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You look beautiful.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Thanks.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Please, madam.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Three plates.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Careful, they're hot, them.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Yeah, I thought there was plenty of food, so, you know, I asked Derek.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Yeah, right, right.
0:23:52 > 0:23:56You know what, it's always the way, innit.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59You do the cooking and you lose your appetite.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01No, there's plenty of food to go round, right, Ty?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yeah. Yeah, I mean you've done most of the work, mate.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Nah.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08I'll grab mine later.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Right, so it's just us then.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Yep.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23So, I guess we can switch the romance back on now then, yeah?
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Tell Mandy I'm dishing up. Just got to lay the table.- She's gone.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35What?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You booked a funeral?
0:24:37 > 0:24:38It's OK, you haven't left...
0:24:38 > 0:24:41When I asked you, I asked you not to?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43- He was trying to help.- Don't!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Lucy, just don't. Not with this, all right?
0:24:47 > 0:24:50So what, you think that was going to work, did you?
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Put her in the ground.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Just sweep her under the carpet and everything goes away?
0:24:54 > 0:24:58No. No, that's not how I saw it in my head, no.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Mandy, what I thought, right, was, I'd get us a nice curry
0:25:01 > 0:25:03and a bottle of wine,
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I'd set the table nicely, light some candles and then...
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Then I'd give you these.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Look, I just thought that if we could get married, OK,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18and we can get on the plane,
0:25:18 > 0:25:21a couple of hours, you'd be in paradise.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Look, there'd be no more caff, no more chippy,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27no more Albert Square, no more being laughed at.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32And I thought, once you were on that ship,
0:25:32 > 0:25:36you'll have time to relax and think and...
0:25:36 > 0:25:41maybe you'd realise then that what your mum said was wrong, OK?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45She's the one who couldn't be loved.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48She's the one who's messed up.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53She wanted it to be you, but it's not you, is it?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56It can't be you. Because...
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Because I love you.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03Look, I just thought that, once we'd buried her, OK...
0:26:05 > 0:26:09..you could start to look forward, instead of always looking back.
0:26:10 > 0:26:14But I don't know how I feel about what's happened.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19You don't need to know how you feel about all that.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22You just need to know how you feel about me.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Um...
0:26:28 > 0:26:32why don't you set the table for dinner and I'll go and get changed.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Here she is! My new flatmate.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Hello.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Hello. How about a celebratory bitter lemon?
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Lovely, thank you.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48A celebratory bitter lemon?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51We're moving in together.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54Michael, that woman is not a nice woman.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58She's the mother of my unborn child, Jean.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04Well, I've got some news.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Billy gave me the job!
0:27:06 > 0:27:09So what you said worked.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12He said, us worker bees have to stick together.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14I'm in your debt!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- There you go.- Thank you.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I'm going to need a photo of you.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25What for?
0:27:25 > 0:27:26My wallet.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30SHE CHUCKLES
0:27:43 > 0:27:47Well, he certainly knows how to make a girl feel special, doesn't he?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Oh, yeah, he's upstairs, emptying a bottle of aftershave
0:27:50 > 0:27:52all over himself, as we speak.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55You know, it's going to be so nice,
0:27:55 > 0:27:58not having you around on this honeymoon.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm not going to let you marry my dad.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05Oh, I'm going to marry him.
0:28:05 > 0:28:06Just to ruin your day.
0:28:08 > 0:28:09All set?
0:28:09 > 0:28:10Mm-hm.
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