0:00:29 > 0:00:3360 years on the throne, and this is what she gets?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello. It's me...again.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42I can take a joke, Michael.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45"What money?" It was very funny.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46It's just that...
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I can't sleep at the moment
0:00:49 > 0:00:50and I was wondering if...
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Well, could you just give me a ring back when you get this?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Just ring.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05No. That's not actually where I said.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07- But it looks good here, though. - No, no, I'm events manager
0:01:07 > 0:01:09and I'm managing, thank you.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15PEN CLICKS
0:01:22 > 0:01:24CLICKING CONTINUES
0:01:26 > 0:01:29OK, Jean, cavalry's here.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- I didn't order any cavalry. - No, not a real cavalry - me.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- Jean's doing fine.- Fine?!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why don't you just go over to Buckingham Palace
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- and poke her eye out with a blunt stick?- It's for the Queen.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- She deserves better than THIS. - Thank you!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- Although I am dealing with this. - Why don't you get a coffee, Jean?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Rose and I can take over.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I don't want a coffee.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Rose? If we wanted incompetence we'd just leave Jean in charge - no offence.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Offence taken.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- That is really not very nice. - Jean is actually in charge.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58So what you doing here? You still ain't told me.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Alfie left ME to oversee. - Well, I'm back now.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh! It gets worse. Come on, Masood.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- I've got an extra shift at the sorting office. - But this is meant to be fun!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's a family day, you know, people celebrating the Jubilee.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Rose, let's make a list. - I'm drawing up a list. - We've got a list.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16- But Masood's helping me. - Bank holiday - double pay.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- So we can afford the new sofa? - No, we can't afford a new sofa. It's not all about the sofa.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Ray, Mo and me are fine.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Thank you.- Actually, I could do with spending some time with Morgan.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30MASOOD: It's no big secret. Do you want me to get this promotion?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Yes, but I can't look after Kamil and organise an entire Jubilee! - Would you all just go, please?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35This is meant to be about family.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38- I love you.- Huh!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41All right, then. Decorations!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm sorting the decorations.
0:02:43 > 0:02:47- The decorations do not need sorting. Nothing needs sorting.- See?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- ROXY: Jean, maybe you sho... - There is a schedule, drawn up by the events manager,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54with allotted tasks for allotted people.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56None of you are allotted people.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59Fresh air, outside - go. Now!
0:02:59 > 0:03:0412 o'clock is fine. Yeah, I'm free all day.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Same address as last time?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11We'll go for a 1952 theme.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Uh, it's 2012.- We're going for 1952.
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- We should be celebrating Britain today.- Tyler! I need you.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Don't we all!- Behave yourself.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27We've got two full Englishes on Seb Coe,
0:03:27 > 0:03:32we've got a scrambled on brown for Radcliffe...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34And what was it...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Kim! Extra sausage for Colin Jackson.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38I'm working.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41What's that - in the Pretty Woman sense of the word, is that?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44- It's called customer service. - Yeah?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It'll be customer self-service
0:03:46 > 0:03:49if you don't get your backside in that kitchen.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Excuse me.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Denise? At the heart of a good business
0:03:55 > 0:03:58is a hostess with a good heart, you know?
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Earlier today, a phone call - four more bookings for Monday.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- You think it's every day we have a Queen on the throne that long? - We've got a restaurant to run.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14- She doesn't spend that much time on the throne. - Who cares about the Queen?- Afia!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- The sooner we have a president the better. - Why can't Dad look after Kamil?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- You tell me. He's up to something. - Like what?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I don't know, do I?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Come on, we need to go! - OK, fine. OK, just go.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Go have fun together. Do the things that young people do.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Yeah, like folding napkins - crazy(!) - Leave me to worry about your father,
0:04:31 > 0:04:35to find a babysitter, to organise a party for the entire world...
0:04:35 > 0:04:37DOOR CLOSES
0:04:37 > 0:04:40This is meant to be a family day!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48DOOR OPENS
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Hello, Billy.- They ain't back.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Gone for a dirty weekend.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- I saw them go. I just wondered if they might be...- No, no, no.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05So, what was that all about, abolishing the entire monarchy?
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You think your mum's going to let us run speed dating?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11We're not running speed dating.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Well...
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Afia, what have you done? Afia!
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- You all right, Juice?- Yeah. Three businesses, one pair of hands...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25And a floor full of soap suds. Bobby!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- Sorry.- You know what,
0:05:27 > 0:05:29it's a good thing your dad's coming back today then, innit?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Yeah, he's staying a bit longer. Nurse his broken heart.- What?!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36And leave you here all by yourself? That ain't fair.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39You couldn't take Bobby for a couple of hours again, could you?
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Luce, man, I'm working. Mr Hot Pepper sauce, he ain't going to have any of that.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- CRASH! - Bobby!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Jack... You seen Michael?
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I know that he went to Paris - I saw him go to Paris.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02I was just wondering if he was back from Paris. Is everything OK?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Jean, he's not interested, all right?
0:06:10 > 0:06:15I hear thing's are going well. Here, I mean, with the gym.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Yeah, things are heaving.- Hooray!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Ticketty-boo. And the disadvantaged kids project?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- In Your Corner?- Sorry, you lost me.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29You know, getting kids off the street, keeping them out of trouble,
0:06:29 > 0:06:33boost their confidence, they do better at school.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36In...In Your Corner?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Jean...- The money from the council?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40You must've got the wrong gym, darling.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Your mother has taken over the Vic's Jubilee celebrations.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53I have not taken over anything!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Jean wanted my expertise, your father is acting all weird,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59your brother is at the restaurant, so that leaves you.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Well, we've got Yasmin.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Do you want everyone to think that no-one is ready to help your family out?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- No. Christian can babysit. - Mum, you can't just come in...
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- The last time they were together Yasmin bit him.- She is teething!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He is her uncle, not a rusk! Come on, Syed.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Sorry.- That's OK.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Bye-bye. See you.- Bye.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23OK, let me just check, OK?
0:07:23 > 0:07:29Erm, Dee, I'm in with you tonight, yeah? Patrick's on the sofa.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- The bookings... The four bookings. - For NEXT Monday!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's not my fault, though, is it?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Mondays shouldn't all have the same names.
0:07:39 > 0:07:4160 years.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Time goes so fast.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Right. That is the last of it from the Emporium.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Mum took Dorothy and me to watch the procession.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51I had a new hat.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53We had the day off school.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56So I pitched marbles and played cricket all day.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59We went to Jo Langston's house,
0:07:59 > 0:08:01her dad bought a telly specially.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05- I'd never seen a telly! - You'd never seen a telly before?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07I was a gymslip mum with a baby.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08You was a gymslip mum?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10You lot think you invented sex.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13The Coronation meant a day off from the chicken factory,
0:08:13 > 0:08:17a pub full of soldiers, and quick a knee-trembler round the back!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19God save the Queen!
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Hear, hear.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Must have come unplugged during the cleaning.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Was it?- Yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29That's awful.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33We wouldn't want to miss Alfie, would we? If he rings.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37- Jean, is there something you're... - Why don't you go upstairs? Relax!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'll be fine, really.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42With the customers.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45And the party planning.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And the phone.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Pint of the usual?- Yes, please.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51SPLUTTERING
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Oh. I'll go and change the barrel. - No!- We need beer.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Come on, Syed, hurry up!
0:09:00 > 0:09:06- What... What is all this old tat? - We've got enough hands now, thank you.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Oh, well, if we're really not needed...- No, no. We want modern, we want fun.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14- Yeah, exactly. - What is this? The Antiques Roadshow?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Jean? Jean, why is the cellar empty?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Yes... Um... What do you mean, empty?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24We had a delivery on Thursday.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's right... Oh, yeah, it was short.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29What?!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Jean, where's all the food?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32Food...?
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- For the party? - Yes, I... I placed the order.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I said she wasn't coping.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40So I'm missing time with my son for this?!
0:09:40 > 0:09:42It's a bank holiday! Where am I supposed to get stuff from?
0:09:42 > 0:09:48Well, they still had rationing, didn't they, back then? In 1952.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Rationing?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Great party(!) - Yeah, let's all eat Spam.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54It's OK. I've got a plan.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59- Come on, Patrick.- Yeah. Come on, Syed.- No, I've got a plan!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- PHONE RINGS - Wait, wait...
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Queen Vic?
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Alfie!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08No, no. Everything's fine!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Toasting the Queen and all that.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14No, there's nothing for you to be worried about.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18That's wonderful! Really wonderful.
0:10:21 > 0:10:26- See you then.- Jean...? Hello? I said I wanted a word.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29And you can have a word. On Wednesday.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32When Alfie comes home.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Good. Good.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Right here. Like my dad and Pat had.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45A big marquee. An enormous marquee.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And the country club? The deposit on that, we just...?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- It's only money.- Yeah.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55We can have waiters serving champagne,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58and the unwashed watching.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Lovely. You going to trade me up as well, are you?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Now there's an idea.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07I hate you.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I hate you too.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22- Why are you going against me? We agreed.- You're just worried what Mummy might say.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24No, I'm not, OK. Why do you do this?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You wind her up.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Look, I want to run speed dating, so I'm running speed dating.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Yeah, cos you know she'll hate it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Because I want to make a success of this place!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Is that so wrong?- OK. Why don't you just tell her, then?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Because she hijacks everything!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43No... Actually, she can be quite reasonable.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Almost. Sometimes.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Right. I need beer, lots of it. Now. Syed!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Sometimes.
0:11:55 > 0:12:00The trick is, you gotta try and block out everything that's going on around you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- You gotta block out. - Fascinating. Is that how you do it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Just gotta focus on the torch.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Very proud of you, Billy.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11A lot of people, they wouldn't be able to do that.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14But me? Focused.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Would you like to show me where you're going to hand it over?
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Along here, ain't it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:24- Yeah. Right, you see, technically, it's not actually a torch relay.- No!
0:12:24 > 0:12:27You see, I've got a torch, the bloke before me's got a torch...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hurry up, Syed!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Ma?
0:12:48 > 0:12:49Don't just stand there.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53That wonderful lady's spent 60 years cutting ribbons for this.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- I didn't realise you had the other two. - Well, I said I'd help, didn't I?
0:13:00 > 0:13:05What with your dad still being away. Cruise ends today, don't it?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07He's staying a bit longer in Hong Kong.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09What, and leaving you with everything?
0:13:09 > 0:13:13Didn't want to waste his honeymoon. Be back at the end of the week.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Why don't I just give Jane a ring, eh?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18No, honest. He'll be back soon.
0:13:18 > 0:13:19I can have a break then.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Lucy, has something happened?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27You can talk to me.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30What are uncles for, eh?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37It's just...nothing.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Look, if you could have Bobby for a few hours...
0:13:41 > 0:13:45Darling, you can tell me anything. Anything at all.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47I have to check the chippy.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- I'm going to call Jane later... - You don't have to.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- She needs to know if your dad is... - I already told her.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Really? - Yeah. We're going over soon.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04You've already got two kids. Bobby will be OK with me.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09We're fine. I'm good. Honestly. We are fine.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21- All right?- Yeah.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Had Jean in here earlier.
0:14:25 > 0:14:30- Yeah?- What are you thinking? Woman's got a serious crush on you.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Want to tell her it's all in her head.- Ah...
0:14:38 > 0:14:40So you're doing OK over there then, are you?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43Renting out tents in the back yard by now?
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Capable is my middle name. Just like yours is Celeste.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51- Put these on my bill, please?- Ah, no. Your credit's run out.- What?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Oh, come on, it's our business.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54This is my business too!
0:14:54 > 0:14:58And, sorry, if this is OUR business, why am I doing all the work?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Paying all the bills? - I'm working, I'm working!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Oh, what? Stealing toilet rolls? No, it's cash only.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06And that shouldn't be a problem for a girl called Capable!
0:15:06 > 0:15:09ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY
0:15:09 > 0:15:12- What are they doing? - They're coming up.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Oi! Help me, help me, help me!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20SHOUTING CONTINUES IN DISTANCE
0:15:24 > 0:15:27All right! Haul it back, haul it back. >
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- You messed up the order! - That's got nothing to do with it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34No? So why would Alfie take the VAT money to buy a present for Kat?
0:15:34 > 0:15:36I don't know! I'm not a mind reader.
0:15:36 > 0:15:43- Someone order a party? - I told you I'd sort it.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, there was no need.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Thank you. You lot are lifesavers. Thank you, thank you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Michael!- All right, Jean.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- How was Paris? - Yeah, yeah. It was good. Yeah, sweet.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Syed! Kitchen!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I wondered if we could have a little word.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03What about?
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Have a good one.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Tam! - We've got a buffet to run.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Rahul can cope for a while. It's all right.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18OK. If you want to do this, you tell her.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- She won't get it. - Afia, you know where lies get you.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26I'll be there by your side.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Bobby? You know what you said earlier? About calling Jane?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I didn't. I lied. You said if I told her, I'd have to go stay with her!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39And you said if anybody found out, they'd split us up.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46If you're looking for pies, we ain't got any.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Do I look like I eat pies?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Best of British. But they're late, just like the trains.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I'm going to go to the chippy.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Stay with me here if you want.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Someone has to keep an eye on the chippy.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- So, what can I get you? - Your dad not back yet?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02No, he's still away.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Be back at the end of the week. - Janine's not a charity, Lucy.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Ian has borrowed a lot of money. I'm not going to wait for ever.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- So I suggest you tap up your sugardaddy. - Phil gave you money last week!
0:17:13 > 0:17:17- Dad'll be back at the end of the week! So why don't you back off?- Toys, Lucy.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Back in pram.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Masood's not having an affair!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32He's done it before. Salt, please. He's up to something.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Yes, he's doing extra shifts!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Chillies, please. Thank you.
0:17:36 > 0:17:42Masood's never had an affair before. You'd left him... Oh!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45- For MY boyfriend. - Is that really the point here?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47It's all in your head, cos you ain't getting any.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Denise!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53He's not getting any, either.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I spent enough months on that exercise bike to know
0:17:55 > 0:17:58what I'm talking about. It's a wonder you don't self-combust.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- You still here? - Yes. That has no taste whatsoever!
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- There's a tub of curry powder in there!- Who uses curry powder
0:18:09 > 0:18:11to cook things? Call yourself a chef?
0:18:11 > 0:18:15It's coronation chicken. Created for the Coronation.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19It's a wonder she didn't abdicate straight away.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Look at you, hot stuff! Surrounded by all these ladies.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Just can't keep 'em away.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Like kids in a candy store.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Babe, can you rustle me up 15 meals, please?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I'm busy up to my eyeballs, babe. Sorry.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Oh. Just that they reckon I said dinner that was in the booking!
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Anything else today?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Fatima Whitbread's pipes are blocked.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39And...?
0:18:39 > 0:18:44And I'm sorting out the dinner! So how can I sort out the toilets as well? Catch you later, babe.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Bye, babe.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Right. It is sorted. We are having chicken tikka.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52- Britain's favourite dish. - We're having coronation chicken.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Some of us didn't leave our taste buds behind in 1952.
0:18:55 > 0:19:00You know what, yeah? Sort it out amongst yourselves. I'm going to go and see my boy.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Jean's got the food under control.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06Oh, really? Where is she, then?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11CLOSES
0:19:11 > 0:19:14FOOTSTEPS
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Jean?
0:19:18 > 0:19:20I thought you'd be at the Vic?
0:19:22 > 0:19:25SHE SNIFFS
0:19:25 > 0:19:27I...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I...try to help...
0:19:34 > 0:19:37That's what I do, isn't it?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Yeah.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I try to help...
0:19:42 > 0:19:45..and then I just make things worse.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Sean...
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Stacey...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58now Alfie.
0:19:58 > 0:20:04- Alfie?- I've made things worse all over again.
0:20:10 > 0:20:16You know...this has got to stop.
0:20:21 > 0:20:26This has... This has got to stop. Right now.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Seen your brother?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- What's he done now? - Someone takes after his old man.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Oh, where's your dad? I need to ask him something.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- Dad? No, he's away.- Till when?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54I don't know. He went this weekend. Great chips, by the way.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Happy Jubilee.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00PIANO PLAYING
0:21:02 > 0:21:07You know, when Alfie gets back, he's going to say, "Yes, yes. The girl done good."
0:21:07 > 0:21:08You? You ain't done none of it.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11And you? What did you do? I got the booze.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I think you'll find I got the booze.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Shame you can't come to the procession with us tomorrow.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Stuck in that pokey little shop.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23- There's nothing pokey about... - Oi, oi, all right, yes. We all did brilliantly, didn't we?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26So we can manage without you now.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- To the Queen.- To the Queen!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40This what you call working, is it?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, do me a favour. I've been on my feet all day.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- There are chip wrappers all over the sitting room floor. - Go and pick them up, then!
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- You clear 'em up. I've been unblocking Fatima Whitbread. - Tikka bite?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Get down off your high horse, man. You're going to give yourself vertigo.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Do you know what? Sisters, you said. New start, you said.
0:21:56 > 0:22:01You and me, a B&B. Just like Mum's old one. Actually, it is.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Just like Mum's old one. - I'm trying...- I'm doing all the work!
0:22:04 > 0:22:08Oh, please! Someone give me an aspirin. Look, we've only been open a few days!
0:22:08 > 0:22:13Kim, you don't do the breakfasts, you don't do the bookings right, you never clean the toilets...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I've got a thing about U-bends!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18What is it that you actually DO do, though, Kim?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Apart from push your puppies out and get your nails done?
0:22:21 > 0:22:26- Dee, don't be like this. - Don't be like what? Like I have been my whole life?- Here we go.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Hey, hey.- Running round, doing your jobs?- Not in front of people.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Picking up your pieces, dragging you out of skips?
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Skip, Dee. Yeah? Singular.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- I am sorry. Do pardon my grammar. - You're always looking down at me, innit?
0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Criticising and judging me. Treating me like I'm a kid. - Cos you're always messing up!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- Do I judge you?- Just leave it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47I mean, you marry a mass murderer. Yeah? I mean, do I look down on you?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Oh, right. It's come down to that one now?- Joke.- What's that, your new management technique?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- It's a joke, Dee.- That is a great way of motivating your staff.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- Get yourself a sense...- That's how you see me, isn't it, Kim?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- What?- Staff. - But you are staff!
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Well, not any more. Cos I resign.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06You're fired!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Tikka bite to celebrate the Queen?
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- You need to know something. - Not here.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20I... We're putting on a speed dating event
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- tomorrow night.- Speed dating? - That's what I've been working on all day.- So why lie to me?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27We... I thought you'd think it was, you know...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Tacky? Cheap? - <- Wow!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35You know what? You speed date all you like. But no more lies.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37- This looks...- Who is she, Masood? - ..great.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Who is she?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43I'm going to get that key, put it on a shoelace
0:23:43 > 0:23:45and tie it round your neck.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54You hand out free lessons and you lie to me?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- Tikka bite? - They're not free lessons.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00You told me I should stop tutoring Tiff and I didn't want to upset you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04- Oh, well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? - It makes me happy.
0:24:04 > 0:24:08Oh, well, as long as that is all life is about. Tikka bite? Being happy?
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- Yeah.- What about your ambition? What about your promotion?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- Zee...- Wait a minute, did you say "not free lessons"? Tikka bite?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18- I'm trying to tell you something! - No, no, no, you definitely said
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- "not free lessons". - People do pay me, believe it or not.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- Where's the money? Tikka bite? - Would you just stop... - No, because if we have the money,
0:24:24 > 0:24:27we can afford a sofa! Unless you're gam...bling...
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Open it.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- I'll take those round, shall I? - Thank you.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47I wanted to get the money together to do it properly.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48I'm sorry, Masood.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51But when have you and I ever done anything properly?
0:24:51 > 0:24:56You never listen to me. You never let me finish a sentence
0:24:56 > 0:25:01or stop telling me what to do. You never cease to embarrass me in front of our children.
0:25:03 > 0:25:09But I still love you as much as the first day I saw you.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18I'm so going to regret this...
0:25:18 > 0:25:19HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:25:27 > 0:25:31Zainab Masood. Would you marry me? Please. Again.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Nothing would make me more happy.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:50 > 0:25:53You're still sleeping on the sofa.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03I wanted to help, because that's good. Helping people.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05Family who need help.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09You wouldn't understand.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Do you want to try just putting all those words together to make a sentence?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Well, then I thought that I need help. - Well, that's obvious, Jean. Yeah.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I need help. So I thought,
0:26:20 > 0:26:22if I put a bit more in, I'd get a bit more out.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Not that it was mine to put in, but it felt like it was,
0:26:24 > 0:26:30and that way, everybody gets what they need, everybody wins.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Because some of us think of other people.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Look, my baby's coming! What's your point?
0:26:37 > 0:26:41My point is that I knew what I was doing was wrong,
0:26:41 > 0:26:46but I didn't think it was wrong, it didn't feel wrong,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49- but what he's done is much more wrong...- What's your point?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:26:51 > 0:26:52- Hi.- Hi.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02What are you doing here?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I was talking to Janine.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Were you? She's six months pregnant.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12He's taken my money.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15The money that I saved. He's taken it.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18And money from the Vic.
0:27:18 > 0:27:22He's taken thousands
0:27:22 > 0:27:26for the disadvantaged kids project for the gym.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29But there is no disadvantaged kids project.
0:27:29 > 0:27:34There is no In Your Corner. He's taken my money.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36And I want it back.
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