0:00:49 > 0:00:50SHE SIGHS
0:00:50 > 0:00:52LOUD DANCE MUSIC
0:00:55 > 0:00:57DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I'll go.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10'Hello, this is Mr Porter, I don't know which of your cleaners
0:01:10 > 0:01:13'has been round, but I've just come home after two days
0:01:13 > 0:01:15'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17'I'd be very grateful if you could ring me back as soon as possible.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19'Thank you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22'End of messages. To delete messages press delete.'
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thank you. Enjoy the parade.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Kim, Colin Jackson wants to find out if the yoghurt is fat free?
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Don't know.- And he says one of the chairs is wobbly.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, don't look at me, cos that's Denise's flat-packs.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Yes, they were fine when I did them.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52And another thing...
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Fatima Whitbread wants full English breakfast with toast
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- and black coffee.- Oh.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Please... Look, Kim.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Why don't we ask Denise to lend us a hand?
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Has Hell frozen over?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And it shoots video. Hang on.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Right, say something.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I dunno. Er... nice phone.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah it's great, innit?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26So where d'you get it from?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ah, now that would be telling.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- Would it?- Yeah.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Anyway I've gotta go. Thanks for the coffee.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, no worries.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Here you go.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Thanks.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:02:43 > 0:02:47Afia, you know on reflection,
0:02:47 > 0:02:51we think that the whole speed-dating thing might not be such a good idea.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54But you were fine with it yesterday.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I was a bit distracted.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58But it's my business.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Zainab and I have been slow-dating...
0:02:59 > 0:03:01we've only just got engaged.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Dad, please...
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Introducing people to each other for a few seconds
0:03:06 > 0:03:09and then expecting them to know whether they are suitable?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11What, the same as an arranged marriage, you mean?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Nothing of the sort.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Look, the buffet hasn't worked. We need people in.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18So if this event goes well, well they might stay and have a meal...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yes, but speed-dating?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Mum, look let me reassure you. each person is invited to
0:03:23 > 0:03:25bring along a chaperone or a mahram with them.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29And also there's going to be a Muslim scholar on hand
0:03:29 > 0:03:33to explain the importance and cultural significance of marriage, so it's fine.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Well... in that case.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39With the importance of marriage and... Yeah, that's good for me.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I think we should let them get on with it.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42OK, right. Thank you.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45But don't think we won't be there.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50A Muslim scholar? Mahrams? Are you kidding me?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54No one's going to turn up, and if they do, they defo won't be my kind.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58I said he'd be on hand, I didn't say he was coming.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And as for the chaperones, are you mad?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Oh. Right. Yeah, 'cos I want the fittest ones for myself.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah, of course you do. What?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Nothing. Nothing.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You know I'd love to.- You would?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Yeah, you know, Her Majesty's Jubilee parade?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Like the horses, the carts, the boats...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Oh, it would make my day.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's just a shame I can't do it.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25I'm working and this guy's got me working like I don't know what.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27How are you doing, Mr Pepperelli?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Mr Papadopoulos.- Yeah, well.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31My sister always gets it wrong.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Does she really?
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Yeah. I'll have a word with him?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- No, no, no, no, no.- Yeah. - No, no, Rosie, leave it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- I'm going to.- Rosie, Rosie...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Mister Papadopoulos...?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46EXCUSE ME!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Not so loud. My head.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Someone spiked the vodka.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Oh, did they? What, with orange juice?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- Oh, very funny. - Just get out my way, Mo.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59All sorted.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Sorted?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yeah, all cleaned up. Spick and span, see...
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Oh, oh good. Good.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07The thing is Jean, though, people don't come to the Vic
0:05:07 > 0:05:09because it's all spick and span.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12The thing is, they come because it's a pub and what do pubs sell?
0:05:12 > 0:05:19I don't know how I managed to forget, but that's all sorted too.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22The order's in. Beer and everything is on its way.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Should be here any minute, so there's nothing to worry about.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And Alfie can come back tomorrow,
0:05:28 > 0:05:32and everything will be EXACTLY as it always has been.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37'I've just come home after two days
0:05:37 > 0:05:39'and I've noticed a couple of things missing.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42'I'd be very grateful if you'd ring me back as soon as possible.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43'Thank you.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46'End of messages. To delete messages...'
0:05:46 > 0:05:47PHONE BEEPS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oh morning, Billy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Morning.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51You're looking very guilty...
0:05:51 > 0:05:55Eh? No, I'm just doing a bit of work.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56I hope so.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00He can't come!
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- What do you mean, he can't come? - His boss won't let him.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04- Miserable git.- Mmm.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08I really wanted to see the Queen but without Arthur,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11a handsome man on my arm, I should feel totally naked.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Leave it to me.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15What?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18We're going to have to spring him, get him out of there.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- How?- You've given me an idea.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I have?- Grab your hat. Come on.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29INDISTINCT CHATTER
0:06:30 > 0:06:33- When are the rest of them going to come down?- Who knows?
0:06:33 > 0:06:37I've got rooms to clean, I've got to change the sheets...
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Kim, have you told them when it's check-out time?
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Look man, this is basic stuff! Now, Denise would have been...
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Look, don't...even... mention...her...name. Yeah?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51You're going to have to wake them up.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Me? No, no, no, no, no. That is not my job, all right.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54SHE SIGHS
0:06:54 > 0:06:56All right, take this then.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Kim, wait.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I've got six more people arriving later, I'm a staff member down
0:07:01 > 0:07:03and my boyfriend's gone AWOL in Swanage or wherever he's gone.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.- What?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Look.- What?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Go on then.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16No.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Well, if you won't, I will. - You can't.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Here.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25Hello, my love. There you go. Sorry it's late.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Enjoy. All right?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34The definition of this face, the jaw-line, what do you think, Rose?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Magnificent.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40They're going to love drawing you.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, please say yes. You'll make a lot of ladies really happy.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47The naked body is very beautiful, don't you think so, Rose?
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Naked?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Our life class model's let us down.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Life class?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54But thanks to this young man...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56No. Hang on, wait a minute...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I've got to take my clothes off?
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Of course. But don't be shy, a beautiful young man like you.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Yeah, sorry ladies, I've...
0:08:04 > 0:08:05We've seen it all before.
0:08:05 > 0:08:10Well, some of them have, but not for quite some time.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12THEY SNIGGER
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Sorry, ladies. Sorry to interrupt. Ain't you working here today?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16What?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Ain't you supposed to be working here today?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yeah, sorry, I forgot, I'm working here.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26Yeah, otherwise I'd have loved to have come, but I can't. Sorry.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30In that case, doesn't that make you free, Arthur?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34Moi? No. No, no, Rosie. No, Rosie baby, no.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37You see, the thing is that I... well we are backed up, you see.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39And there's going to be queues round the corner...
0:08:39 > 0:08:41No, no, I can manage.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Thank you.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44My pleasure.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Lovely, lovely.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Does she think something's missing?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Yeah. I've heard Jack's missing stuff as well.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Yeah, so?
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Lo...
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Don't look at me.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00I'm not looking at you.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Yes, you are. You think I did it, yeah?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, I don't.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Anyone could've got hold of the keys in that office.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I know, just don't say anything, all right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14We've need to sort this before Janine finds out.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15All right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:21Three months in Washington DC, that was incredible
0:09:21 > 0:09:24and then Pakistan, I didn't have enough time there though,
0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'm going back as soon as I've saved up again...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29All right, enough, enough! You're making me jealous.
0:09:29 > 0:09:30Is it a letter on each table?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Yeah, yeah, thanks.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Do you just, like, go on your own?
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Well, it depends, if no-one wants to come then... yeah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39That's cool, that's really cool.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41HE GRUNTS
0:09:41 > 0:09:42No, it's fun, Tam.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45The more you travel, the more contacts you make.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48I've got friends that I can stay with all over the world now.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Yeah, I've got friends here. And family here, and a business here.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52And we know exactly what we're going to do
0:09:52 > 0:09:55every day for the rest of lives.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00If my boss catches us, we're going to be pigeon nuggets.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Oh shush.- Oh, this is such fun.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Life classes! life classes? You ladies are nang.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06HE LAUGHS
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I take that's a compliment?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Of the highest equivalent.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Let me tell you, you two are like royalty to me.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Oi!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Jean, Jean... you got a minute?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18You've got my money?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23I told Janine because I didn't know what else to do.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25I've been worried sick...
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Forget about it, last night was last night.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Me and Janine, we had a chat, we both want to sort it out.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Both?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Yeah, yeah, so why don't you come over to our place... about 2.00?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- I should be done by then.- Very good.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48Well, I just wanted to pop round and say congratulations properly.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50These are beautiful, thank you.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Now, either you've done something or you want something.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54No...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Well, why aren't you at the B&B then?
0:10:56 > 0:11:02Well, her Majesty the Queen is not the only one who likes to rule.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh. So you haven't made up yet?
0:11:04 > 0:11:05SHE TUTS
0:11:05 > 0:11:08So no affair...
0:11:08 > 0:11:09Huh?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12End of the drought for you then.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I am going to put these flowers in a vase.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Said the actress to the bishop.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Denise, you can be so crude sometimes.- Yeah, I know. Yeah.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21PHONE RINGS
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Oh, could you get that for me, please? Thank you.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Hello?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32No, sorry, Mr Masood's not here at the moment.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Yeah, yeah OK, I will.
0:11:36 > 0:11:42Um... message for Mr Masood to call the admissions officer.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Tam!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Well, unless Mas is thinking of going back to college.- As if.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Well, then.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well, why wouldn't Tamwar mention anything?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54You know, we'd have to make it work.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, maybe Masood and I could take over the Argee Bhajee again...
0:11:57 > 0:11:58only if we had to.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Hey, look at you, Zee, plotting and planning,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03and going all respectable again, and not a clue what your kids are up to.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Everything's back to normal. Stick the kettle on.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07SHE GIGGLES
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I still think we've got a problem with this Jean, you know.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20I just don't know what's going on in her head.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23It's creepy, you know, when she thinks I'm her son.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I don't think that it's tucking you up in bed at night
0:12:26 > 0:12:28that she wants to do.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Please.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Well, you can hardly blame the woman, leading her on like that. Come on.
0:12:32 > 0:12:37No, no, no, it's not that. No, she's fixated about something.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39- The baby.- The baby?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if she thinks I'm this Sean geezer,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45then she must think that that's her granddaughter.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Well, I think you've been watching too many horror movies...
0:12:50 > 0:12:52HE CHUCKLES
0:12:52 > 0:12:54Yeah. Yeah.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58You going home?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Yeah, my back is killing me.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02OK, I'll get you something nice for supper.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Will you bring my bags?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Hello?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Janine? Michael?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39Hello?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Anybody there?
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Easy, Patrick.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Where on earth have you been?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Shopping.- Shopping?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Yeah.- With what?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Look, we needed sheets.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Honestly, the crowds out there were ridiculous, I only hope
0:14:17 > 0:14:19they're not planning this Jubilee thing every year.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22You bought new sheets? What's wrong with washing the old ones?
0:14:22 > 0:14:23I didn't have time.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25So you still haven't made up the beds then?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Relax, it's cool, it's cool. - No, no, no, Kim, it ain't cool.
0:14:28 > 0:14:29It ain't cool at all, man.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Look, we need help, I'm going to call Denise.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. no. No, Patrick.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37What does it say on the sign outside?
0:14:37 > 0:14:41The clue's in the words Kim's Palace, yeah?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44So you can't come and tell me how to run my business
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and you're certainly not going to go and tell my sister to come
0:14:47 > 0:14:50round here with her interfering nose where it's not wanted.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oh, come on, there's...
0:14:51 > 0:14:56I'm perfectly happy and capable of running this business
0:14:56 > 0:14:58by myself without you or anybody else's help, all right?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Good.- Good.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Your new credit card machine ain't working.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04You need milk, butter and bread.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07The new guests have arrived and two of the guests staying last night,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09they're refusing to pay their bills.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12What? Refusing to pay? We'll soon see about that.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Yeah, well, they're claiming there was a mouse in the room.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17A mouse? Do me a favour.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Oh... you've killed poor Timmy.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36You left a message in the office? No, I didn't get it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38No. Well, I can promise you that all of our cleaners
0:15:38 > 0:15:41are very carefully vetted.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45OK, well, I'll look straight into it. OK, bye.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46SHE GASPS
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Jean, what the hell are you doing here?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Waiting for you.- Waiting for me?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54How did you get in?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57No, look, I just want my money.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01This is my house, you can't just march in here.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Michael told me to come round... the door was open.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Jean, this has got to stop.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09This... this thing you have with Michael, this obsession...
0:16:09 > 0:16:11What obsession?
0:16:11 > 0:16:16Michael is not Sean, and this baby is not your granddaughter...
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Is that what he's been saying?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Just keep away from me, OK? And keep away from Michael...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23No, no, no, no, he's got this muddled up.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25It's twisted, he's twisted it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28This has got nothing to do with Sean and Michael and babies.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30This is about the money!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34There is no money, not anywhere but in your crazy head.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35No, I am not crazy.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Whatever, just get out, OK? Leave.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40No. Not without my money.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43You really are going to let him get away with this, aren't you?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Just get out!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Janine?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Michael, thank God you're here.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50What's going on?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53This mad woman's just marched into my house.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54What?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I came round, as you said, Michael, as you said.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Why on earth would I do that?
0:17:01 > 0:17:04In fact I told you expressly last night and again today,
0:17:04 > 0:17:08to keep away from us, to stay away from us, leave us alone.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10What?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13You see, it don't matter what I say, she gets it a bit wrong, don't you?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17No, no, I'm not having that. I am not mad and I am not ill.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20I just want my money.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24OK, would you be so kind as to produce a receipt?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29- A receipt?- Yeah.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yes, Jean. Proof.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33You know, something real,
0:17:33 > 0:17:37that real people give to each other in the real world.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Just get out.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45You are evil, both of you, pure evil.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah, it's time to go, Jean.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48HE SNIGGERS
0:17:51 > 0:17:54SHE GASPS
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I mean...
0:18:05 > 0:18:08No, no, no, I'm not marrying your mother for a second time
0:18:08 > 0:18:10without knowing when to stay out of things.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12When does the scholar get here?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Yeah, he's not coming, his wife's sick.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16But, you know, it's all right cos you're here, Mum,
0:18:16 > 0:18:19so if anyone needs any guidance, I'll refer them to you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Yeah, the couples have to see each other.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33By the way, the admissions officer rang.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Don't worry, I will not say anything.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I haven't even told Masood. It's not like me to interfere, you know.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Admissions officer?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Yeah, isn't it exciting? Tamwar's going back to college.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51You didn't know? Oh, I'm so sorry, Afia.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53That is so typical of Tamwar.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59I expect he'll tell everyone, you know, once he's secured a place...
0:18:59 > 0:19:01best not to say anything.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Don't worry, his secret's safe with me.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11SHE SIGHS
0:19:27 > 0:19:29You wanted to see us?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31We've had some complaints.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Complaints?- Mm-hm.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- Stuff has gone missing from some of the houses we clean.- No?
0:19:36 > 0:19:38So? It weren't me.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Apparently messages have been left at the office,
0:19:41 > 0:19:42but somebody's erased them.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Well, I never. You tell her, Pops.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yeah. No, Janine, it wasn't her. You've got the wrong person.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52You can swear that on your life, can you, Billy?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54You're fired.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, Janine, you can't do that.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, I can and I have.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Look, we can't run a cleaning business
0:20:00 > 0:20:03if we cannot trust our cleaners, Billy.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Round nine!
0:20:06 > 0:20:09KLAXON SOUNDS
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Not as bad as I thought, this.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Certainly wasn't what I was expecting.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Fancy your chances, did you?
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Yeah, but like a fool I asked someone to marry me last night.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What a downright crazy thing to do.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22Yeah, I know.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26THEY LAUGH
0:20:30 > 0:20:33AFIA CONTINUES LAUGHING
0:20:36 > 0:20:38What?
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Change. Thank you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Lovely. Hey, Billy Boy, how you doing, man?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Does Lola like her new phone?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Eh?
0:21:08 > 0:21:12You know, the one I fixed up for her, it's got like video, mp3 etc, etc.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13You gave her the phone?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Well, yeah, I just forgot to tell her though,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17that with Fats she gets a free three month guarantee.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Next time you see her, could you just let her know, please?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21- Yeah.- Wicked.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Here, you'd better get upstairs, Jean's ripping up the place.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- What do you mean?- Kat and Alfie's stuff's everywhere,
0:21:28 > 0:21:30think mad woman's lunchbox, only bigger.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32OK, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Ladies, Today, you two are amazing.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37The Queen has got nothing on you two Majesties.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Life class good, was it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yeah, you know, yeah it was.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44They made us try on loads of different costumes and stuff and...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Mmm. I saw you. On the telly.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49On the telly? You must be mistaken.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Oh, there was no mistake.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54The camera zoomed right in on all of you, waving like idiots.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56It was nothing to do with me. I was just escorting these two ladies.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Don't think you'll get away with this.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I'm sorry, Arthur. But... on the telly!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Big deal.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- Quick, let's go and see if we made the news.- Come on.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Wait, FB's never been on TV. Wait for me, man...
0:22:11 > 0:22:14You see, I buy you drinks and you don't even hold the door.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Are you serious?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Ladies, wait for me!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Jean?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25I've lost it.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30I've lost it.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Yeah, I can see that.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41He said he'd give me a receipt, but it's definitely not here
0:22:41 > 0:22:44and I can't remember whether he did or he didn't.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Sorry, a receipt for what, Jean?
0:22:48 > 0:22:52The money. Mine, Alfie's, everything.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Even The Vic's.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- When did you last hear Afia laugh like that?- I don't know.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- Must be this whole college thing. - What college thing?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Apparently Tamwar has applied to go to college
0:23:09 > 0:23:11and he didn't tell anyone.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13How he can afford to do that, I don't know.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Then again, he's still young, I suppose.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21And we could always look after the business, while he's studying.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Oh, but could that drive them further apart?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28Oh.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Of course.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34How could I have been so stupid?!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Yeah?- The answer is staring me in the face,
0:23:36 > 0:23:38why I didn't think of it before?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- She's wonderful with Kamil...- Ah.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43So she and Tamwar, they could start a family.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47The sooner she has a baby of her own, the better. Yes.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12Creeping me out, Jean, is not going to work.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15You've got to let it go, I don't have your money.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20It's not her you've got to convince, is it? It's me.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21All right, Rox? You look fit.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Thank you. Where's the money, Michael?
0:24:25 > 0:24:30Will someone change the record? What money? There isn't any money.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Oh right, so you've lost it?
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Is that what you're telling me, you've lost it?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35No, I'm not telling you've I've lost it.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- The simple reason is, I didn't have it in the first place.- You liar.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41It's a fantasy.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45He's lying, it's all lies. He's in on this with Janine.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Oh Janine, yeah, yeah, yeah, cos she's...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50she's really on her uppers now, ain't she?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53What, she's down to her last few million? Please, don't make me laugh.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59The truth is, Rox, she has a creepy fixation with us both...
0:24:59 > 0:25:00No.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Yeah.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Calls me Sean...
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Don't...
0:25:06 > 0:25:09She broke into our house today.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I did not. He's not telling the truth. The door was open.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14You asked me round. He asked me round.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19Janine walked in, she's sitting there, it's freaked her out.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22If anything, you need to keep her away from us.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24He's lying. You've got to believe me...
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Jean...
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Shush, shush.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, no.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Not you as well.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35- Jean.- No. Not you as well.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46So did many stay on for a meal?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Yeah, it went really well.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51A great success, can't wait to do it again.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53OK. Well, everyone's gone up.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57So I think I might turn in as well.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01Give you kids a chance to have an early night, or...
0:26:03 > 0:26:08- Kids.- OK. They supported you on this, OK?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11They didn't agree with the speed-dating but they supported you.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13We all did.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Zulekha wasn't happy, don't think she found a boyfriend tonight.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21But guess how many guys gave me their number? Go on, guess?
0:26:21 > 0:26:22I... I have no idea.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Two. And they weren't students. Thank goodness.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28The thing about students is you can never believe a word they say,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31they look you in the eye and say one thing
0:26:31 > 0:26:35- but mean the complete opposite. - OK, Afia, what are you...
0:26:35 > 0:26:37I might just give this guy a call,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39I mean he was a great kisser and that.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50MUSIC ON RADIO: "Up The Junction" by Squeeze
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Jean, Jean.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Jean, it's OK...
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Jean, look at me.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Hey. Look at me.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21I believe you.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27It's OK. It's OK.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29SHE SOBS
0:27:29 > 0:27:30I know.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44ALARM STARTS
0:27:45 > 0:27:47HE GROANS
0:27:57 > 0:27:59SHE SIGHS
0:28:01 > 0:28:02Great!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04MUSIC: "Even When I'm Old And Grey" by Frank Sinatra
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# You make me feel so young
0:28:07 > 0:28:09Oh, cheer up, love.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Bells to be rung
0:28:12 > 0:28:15# And a wonderful fling to be flung
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# And even when I'm old and grey
0:28:19 > 0:28:24# I'm going to feel the way I do today
0:28:24 > 0:28:29# Because you make me feel so young... #
0:28:31 > 0:28:34Do me a favour! You can't charge that for sausages!
0:28:34 > 0:28:37What, did they star in Babe the movie or something?
0:28:37 > 0:28:38Luce, you all right babe?
0:28:38 > 0:28:39Yeah, I would be.
0:28:39 > 0:28:42If SHE wasn't expecting me to make her B&B breakfasts and not pay.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44SHE was after mates' rates.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46But SHE is not a mate.
0:28:46 > 0:28:50You know what, I think I'm going to sit this one out, you know.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52Still not served breakfasts then, Kim?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58I'll take my custom elsewhere, yeah?
0:28:58 > 0:28:59Hashtag bothered.
0:28:59 > 0:29:03Hashtag shut it, Blondie. Dishing up bangers in a caff?
0:29:03 > 0:29:05Hardly a career high.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Well, least her customers get food.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11Unlike anyone who tries to eat the stuff from the Minute Mart.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14One is after a higher class of cuisine than one can get round here.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15- Fat Boy.- Looking good.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Oi, any chance of more shifts at the chippie?
0:29:18 > 0:29:19What, I'm a Job Centre now, am I?
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Leave it out, Luce. Pregnant lady here.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Oh, now you want to defend me?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27It's a bit late for that cos I've already been fired.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28Look, I said sorry, all right?
0:29:28 > 0:29:31OK? I'll make it up to you, I promise.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34I'll get you your job back by lunchtime.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39Lucy. £870.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42That's how short your last instalment was.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45I'm pregnant and I'm having mood swings.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49So, I want the cash right now, basically, otherwise my hormones
0:29:49 > 0:29:54might tell me to charge you a really unreasonable daily interest rate.
0:29:54 > 0:29:56Thanks.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Do I actually have "cashpoint" written across my forehead?
0:30:00 > 0:30:03This florist thinks so. How can you charge so much for dead flowers?
0:30:03 > 0:30:06I never was a cheap bride.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09Clearly. You will stay away from Jean today, won't you?
0:30:09 > 0:30:11I can handle Loony Toon...
0:30:11 > 0:30:14I'm serious. Please.
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Just stay here or something.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19I am not going to let that woman dictate my life.
0:30:19 > 0:30:23It's business as usual.
0:30:28 > 0:30:33Listen, a Vic isn't a Vic without an Alfie, is it?
0:30:33 > 0:30:37OK. I'll see you later. OK, bye.
0:30:37 > 0:30:42Well, is he still coming back today?
0:30:42 > 0:30:46No. I've delayed him till after the weekend.
0:30:46 > 0:30:49We can still do this, Jean. We can.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53We can still get his money back, all right? Today.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59HE HUMS "UNCHAINED MELODY"
0:30:59 > 0:31:01# My darling
0:31:01 > 0:31:04HE CONTINUES HUMMING
0:31:04 > 0:31:07# ..Touch!
0:31:07 > 0:31:10Masood, stop it! Masood, stop it!
0:31:11 > 0:31:12Slightly awkward.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15We were just talking weddings.
0:31:15 > 0:31:17So I see.
0:31:17 > 0:31:19You all right, Tam? I heard you get up very early this morning.
0:31:19 > 0:31:23Fine. Please, continue with your domestic bliss.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27All right, well, we'll speak later?
0:31:27 > 0:31:29Zee, keep the wedding simple, please.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Yes, and not much family.
0:31:31 > 0:31:33I don't want that workshy brother of yours
0:31:33 > 0:31:34lining his pockets with our food again.
0:31:34 > 0:31:36No horses, no dance routines.
0:31:36 > 0:31:39My back's hardly up to walking after sleeping on that couch.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42Oh, so you're marrying me to ease your back pain?
0:31:42 > 0:31:46I am marrying you, Zainab, because that's the way it should be.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49That's the way it should always have been.
0:31:49 > 0:31:53This marriage will wipe out everything that's gone wrong.
0:31:56 > 0:32:00Besides, I've tried every other way, but I just can't get into your bed.
0:32:00 > 0:32:02Ow!
0:32:02 > 0:32:04SHE GIGGLES
0:32:09 > 0:32:12# But he's got high hopes
0:32:12 > 0:32:16# He's got high hopes... #
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- You smell... floral. - Whitney's shampoo.
0:32:19 > 0:32:20You want to be careful, son.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23People'll start saying you're light on your loafers.
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Derek, does it have to be so loud?
0:32:24 > 0:32:28Yeah, it has to be that loud to hear it over that wallpaper.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29It's got to go.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31No. Pat put that up.
0:32:31 > 0:32:34All the fires in this Square and that survives.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36And look at that picture.
0:32:36 > 0:32:41Nice knockers but, Tyler, we are living in a pastel paradise.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44It ain't right. Ooh, Clarkson.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:32:55 > 0:32:56# For another day
0:32:56 > 0:32:58# Let the music play
0:32:58 > 0:33:00# Down at Fraggle Rock...
0:33:04 > 0:33:05You won't remember Sean,
0:33:05 > 0:33:08but he loved the Fraggles when he was your age.
0:33:08 > 0:33:11Singing. With those red things... Do...
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- Doozer.- Doozer!
0:33:14 > 0:33:16THEY LAUGH
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Thanks, I feel better today.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26- Thank you for being on my side. - That's all right.
0:33:26 > 0:33:30I think, yeah, I think I can look Michael in the eye.
0:33:32 > 0:33:35Jean, you're not seriously going to work, are you?
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Yeah, well, I've done nothing wrong.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40If I don't go in, it'll look like I've got something to hide.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42I'm not going to let him win.
0:33:46 > 0:33:49I am such an idiot.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Cos I've sussed him.
0:33:52 > 0:33:55He didn't pay me the slightest bit of attention
0:33:55 > 0:33:57until he found out that I had money.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59And then suddenly... all this interest and help.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06I told him things about my life, Roxy.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08I feel such an idiot.
0:34:09 > 0:34:10I know... I know.
0:34:10 > 0:34:13Now look, look, the banks open again today, don't they?
0:34:13 > 0:34:16So we will prove that you transferred that money. We will.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23I paid him cash. Don't say anything...
0:34:25 > 0:34:27Because I've thought of a way to prove it.
0:34:27 > 0:34:29Oh... Go on then.
0:34:29 > 0:34:31Right.
0:34:31 > 0:34:35All the paperwork that he showed me was printed off the computer.
0:34:35 > 0:34:39Spreadsheets, grant applications, legal things from the council,
0:34:39 > 0:34:41costings.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43They're all on his computer at the gym.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Well, you're going to have to break in there
0:34:48 > 0:34:50and put it on one of those dingle, stick things.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58Phil! Phil! Why haven't you answered any of my calls?
0:34:58 > 0:35:02I've, uh, I've been on business. You heard from Ian?
0:35:02 > 0:35:04No. And Janine's on my back for money.
0:35:04 > 0:35:07Pay her another instalment, you know, fob her off...
0:35:07 > 0:35:10But I don't have that. And why isn't this thing working?
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Dad's left a mountain of debts.
0:35:15 > 0:35:19I don't think he paid a bill for months.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Well, sell something, you know. You've got this place, ain't you?
0:35:21 > 0:35:24You've got the caff. Got the house. Got a couple of cars....
0:35:24 > 0:35:26That's had it, Luce.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Can you fix it?
0:35:28 > 0:35:31I do cars. Not chips. Anyway, it'll be insured, won't it?
0:35:31 > 0:35:35Look, sell something, yeah? The house or whatever.
0:35:35 > 0:35:36I'll give you my solicitor's details.
0:35:36 > 0:35:38She'll sort out any paperwork.
0:35:38 > 0:35:41I'll sell Mandy's car but that's it.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Dad's going to be back and I'll have everything here for him.
0:35:49 > 0:35:53I don't think you can go to nursery looking like this.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57And I think it's warm enough to do without, don't you?
0:35:58 > 0:36:00- Where's Lucy?- I don't know.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I would watch your tills.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06I'm not the thief. You ought to listen to me.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09No. No, actually you should stop hanging around my fiance
0:36:09 > 0:36:11and begging him to call you Mummy.
0:36:11 > 0:36:14Oi, fatty, leave her alone!
0:36:14 > 0:36:17Please... don't tell me you actually believe her?
0:36:17 > 0:36:18You're monsters. Both of you.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Listen, I employ you to mop up and shut up.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23If you can't do that, then I suggest you stay out of our lives.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Oh, I'm not going anywhere.
0:36:26 > 0:36:28Cos you can't sack me for telling the truth.
0:36:37 > 0:36:40There you go. D'you know what?
0:36:40 > 0:36:43D'you know something, we're going to wipe the smirk off her face.
0:36:45 > 0:36:49I'll do it. I'll break into Michael's office.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51Cereal IS a continental breakfast, actually.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54I went to the continent and I had cereal...
0:36:54 > 0:36:55So what is it you wanted, eh?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57What, corgis and Rule Britannia in the mornings?
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Listen, you owe me, yeah.
0:36:59 > 0:37:01This is what you owe me. You better pay me!
0:37:01 > 0:37:03What do you mean, no? Listen. Don't drive...
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Hey, you owe me!
0:37:13 > 0:37:15What are being you off with me for?
0:37:15 > 0:37:18Where do I start? The bedroom's a tip, Tyler. You don't clean.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20You don't wash up. And everywhere I turn, Derek's there.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22Playing music by dead people.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24You've got some annoying things going on.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26- Oh yeah?- Yeah, that alarm clock of yours.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29MIMICS BEEPING Every ten minutes for an HOUR before we have to get up.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31That's not as annoying as Top Gear on the TV every night.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34Or pizza on the floor in the morning when I wake up.
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- Come on, Tyler, you said you were moving in to help me.- I am.
0:37:38 > 0:37:39Then start helping me, please.
0:37:42 > 0:37:45I think you owe my fiancee an apology after this morning's behaviour.
0:37:45 > 0:37:47- I just told her the truth. - Michael.
0:37:47 > 0:37:50- All right? - Where's Janine? We need a word.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54That's a tricky one. I don't want her stressed in her condition.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55What about me? And my condition?
0:37:57 > 0:38:00That's interesting. Look at that.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02Going through handbags now, are we?
0:38:02 > 0:38:05It was on the floor, empty. Someone's obviously...
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Why am I even bothering answering you? You don't scare me.
0:38:07 > 0:38:10Best lock that up nice and tight. Don't want anything else going missing.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Are you having a go...
0:38:12 > 0:38:15- Jean, is he He having a go at my Lola?- I ain't nicked anything.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17Just go to Citizen's Advice, all right?
0:38:17 > 0:38:18Or one of them lawyers off of the telly,
0:38:18 > 0:38:20they'll tell you your rights.
0:38:20 > 0:38:23Janine's coming in this afternoon. We'll sort it out then.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Good always triumphs. Always. Excuse me, I've got some cleaning to do.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33She's got you well under the thumb, ain't she?
0:38:33 > 0:38:34I'm really hungry!
0:38:34 > 0:38:38Just a minute, Bobby. But the insurance must cover it.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41That's a fortune. Well, when was it meant to be serviced?
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Look, there's no food at home.
0:38:44 > 0:38:45Thanks for nothing!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Are you... are you going to talk to me?
0:39:01 > 0:39:03I'm not sure you'd like what I have to say.
0:39:08 > 0:39:12Don't just walk away from me. Argue. Tell me how you feel.
0:39:12 > 0:39:13Shout. Scream. Anything..
0:39:13 > 0:39:15I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you.
0:39:15 > 0:39:18Tamwar?
0:39:18 > 0:39:19DOORBELL RINGS
0:39:22 > 0:39:25You know how you do curry in a hurry?
0:39:25 > 0:39:26Fine Indian cuisine.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Yeah, whatever. Can you do dinner for 15?
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Ehh?
0:39:30 > 0:39:31Please?
0:40:07 > 0:40:08Last night...
0:40:08 > 0:40:09I don't want to talk about it.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11I know what's wrong with Afia.
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Me?
0:40:14 > 0:40:18No. You are a very good husband.
0:40:18 > 0:40:19HE SNORTS
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Afia is...
0:40:21 > 0:40:24She's young, you know. She's flighty.
0:40:26 > 0:40:30Tamwar, give her a baby.
0:40:32 > 0:40:33What?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Just hear me out, all right?
0:40:37 > 0:40:41It will ground her, it will bond your marriage,
0:40:41 > 0:40:43it will let you build a new life.
0:40:45 > 0:40:47It's not until a woman becomes a mother
0:40:47 > 0:40:49that she ever really grows up.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02Where's Michael? I thought he was working here all day?
0:41:02 > 0:41:03Gone to the gym.
0:41:13 > 0:41:14PHONE RINGS
0:41:20 > 0:41:22Hello, Jean. Let me guess.
0:41:22 > 0:41:26Roxy's here to prove I'm the big bad bogeyman?
0:41:28 > 0:41:30You disappoint me, Roxy. I thought we were friends.
0:41:35 > 0:41:39Go and have a look on the computer. Go on. Password. Janine.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Capital J. Be my guest
0:41:41 > 0:41:44You are using Jean. You are using her, like you used Ronnie.
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Ronnie, ah, OK. I wondered how she'd get her claws into you,
0:41:48 > 0:41:52that's quite clever, actually. Well, moderately clever.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Go on.
0:41:54 > 0:41:56Have a seat. Have a seat.
0:41:56 > 0:41:58Come on!
0:41:59 > 0:42:01Fine.
0:42:02 > 0:42:06Let's try a few key words, a few search words. Jean.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08OK.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14No? Imaginary company.
0:42:16 > 0:42:18Big bad Michael took the money.
0:42:19 > 0:42:20HE LAUGHS
0:42:20 > 0:42:22It's not in there.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25The reason it isn't there is cos it's up there. It's in her head.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27I believe her.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Well, you mustn't!
0:42:30 > 0:42:33And I would keep her away from Amy as well.
0:42:34 > 0:42:37Sorry, what's my daughter got to do with this?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39Everything. Cos you know how I found her this morning?
0:42:39 > 0:42:42- I found her staring into space... - Yeah?- Listen...
0:42:42 > 0:42:45Cradling Amy's cardigan. That's weird. It's weird. She's warped.
0:42:45 > 0:42:48You are weird. You are warped.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51I would never lie about Amy, now come on. Give me some credit.
0:42:51 > 0:42:54Janine's pregnancy, it's twisted her head.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56Right, OK. Will you just shut up.
0:42:56 > 0:43:00You know... All right, how about this.
0:43:00 > 0:43:02You know she wants me to call her mother.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07Yeah. She said she can't wait to be Nana Jean again.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09OK, I don't believe you.
0:43:09 > 0:43:12OK, that's fair enough.
0:43:12 > 0:43:16But you know she has a picture of Amy in her purse?
0:43:32 > 0:43:35He hasn't hurt you?
0:43:35 > 0:43:37No, no..
0:43:39 > 0:43:41You found the files, though?
0:43:41 > 0:43:44No. I'm sorry, Jean. I didn't.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Oh, no!
0:43:46 > 0:43:48He's hidden them.
0:43:48 > 0:43:50No, no, he'll have deleted them...
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Yeah, I know. I know.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54I'm sorry, Jean. There was nothing...
0:44:08 > 0:44:11I'll fight for you. If that's what you want.
0:44:11 > 0:44:13I'd do anything for you.
0:44:14 > 0:44:18Tell me the truth. About what you really want in life.
0:44:18 > 0:44:20I want you. I love you.
0:44:22 > 0:44:23OK. I want a future with you.
0:44:23 > 0:44:25I want us to grow old together.
0:44:25 > 0:44:28We're not old yet. There's so many things we could do first...
0:44:28 > 0:44:32We will, we will. I want to help you put down roots
0:44:32 > 0:44:34and build a life with me.
0:44:37 > 0:44:40And I think maybe we should take the next step.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43What do you mean?
0:44:46 > 0:44:49Maybe we should have a baby.
0:44:55 > 0:44:58Your mum's ring? Are you sure about this?
0:44:58 > 0:45:02She'd want me to. It's just a ring.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05- Is everything OK, Luce? - Just take it.
0:45:05 > 0:45:07Hey, that's my stuff!
0:45:07 > 0:45:10Bobby. You'll have to be brave. I'm just selling a few things.
0:45:10 > 0:45:14- Do you want to change your mind? - Just take it, all right.- Yeah.
0:45:14 > 0:45:16He's taking my stuff!
0:45:16 > 0:45:19Look, Bobby, I have to. Please, Tyler, can you just go.
0:45:20 > 0:45:21Bobby, mate.
0:45:21 > 0:45:24HE STAMPS UP THE STAIRS
0:45:26 > 0:45:29He's asked her. I knew my idea would work.
0:45:29 > 0:45:30Really?
0:45:30 > 0:45:33Oh, another little grandchild. Another little face to kiss.
0:45:33 > 0:45:37Oh, thank you, I'm so thrilled.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43Do I say congratulations?
0:45:43 > 0:45:45Yeah...
0:45:45 > 0:45:47Come on, Tam. Let's go out. Let's go for a walk.
0:45:49 > 0:45:54You know, Luce, you can talk to me any time you need, OK?
0:45:54 > 0:45:57Fat's got your back.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00So, when is Ian coming home?
0:46:03 > 0:46:05OK, all right...
0:46:05 > 0:46:08So, how are things with you and Bobby?
0:46:08 > 0:46:09Bobby.
0:46:11 > 0:46:13Where's Bobby?
0:46:14 > 0:46:17Bobby? Bobby?
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Bobby?
0:46:27 > 0:46:28Bobby Beale?
0:46:32 > 0:46:35Ah! Now, this won't do.
0:46:35 > 0:46:37This won't do at all.
0:46:37 > 0:46:43Personally, I find the world looks much brighter after an ice-cream.
0:46:43 > 0:46:45Do you want me to treat you to one?
0:46:48 > 0:46:51And then me and you will have a chat. Man to man.
0:46:51 > 0:46:55And you can tell me all your problems, yeah, eh?
0:46:55 > 0:46:57Come on, come with me.
0:47:00 > 0:47:02Good boy, that's it.
0:47:06 > 0:47:07Do you want this child?
0:47:07 > 0:47:09I want my marriage to work.
0:47:09 > 0:47:13I loved you, Tam, from the moment I held you in my arms.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15But being a parent, it's not easy.
0:47:15 > 0:47:18I know, it's just Mum reckons it's going to heal us.
0:47:18 > 0:47:19You know, it'll make her proud.
0:47:19 > 0:47:22Well, you make me proud every day.
0:47:22 > 0:47:23Do I?
0:47:23 > 0:47:26Yeah, you're a wonderful son, Tam. You deserve to be happy.
0:47:26 > 0:47:29But don't have a child just to please your mother.
0:47:29 > 0:47:32What's the matter with you?
0:47:32 > 0:47:36You have one because it's your dream.
0:47:36 > 0:47:37Afia's.
0:47:38 > 0:47:41You know, becoming a parent is the most important thing
0:47:41 > 0:47:43you'll ever do in your life.
0:47:44 > 0:47:47Just make sure it's what you both want.
0:48:01 > 0:48:05Jean. Have you seen Amy's cardigan anywhere?
0:48:05 > 0:48:07Oh, covered in chocolate and I've left it at work.
0:48:07 > 0:48:09I'm so sorry, I meant to...
0:48:12 > 0:48:13Are you OK?
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Michael's said something, hasn't he?
0:48:20 > 0:48:21Yeah, he has.
0:48:24 > 0:48:25Oh, Jean. Umm...
0:48:28 > 0:48:31He said that you carry pictures of Amy in your purse.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45I've got my whole family in here.
0:48:45 > 0:48:49Stacey and Lily...
0:48:49 > 0:48:50Sean...
0:48:50 > 0:48:53You.
0:48:53 > 0:48:56I've carried that photo since the day it was taken.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58I know things have changed but I couldn't bear to throw it away
0:48:58 > 0:49:02because, on that day, Sean was happy.
0:49:02 > 0:49:06And I like to look at him smiling every single day.
0:49:09 > 0:49:13Lola wouldn't nick on the job. Baby bracelets? Family stuff?
0:49:13 > 0:49:14That's sick.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16And she'd never pinch your handbag.
0:49:16 > 0:49:18A designer one? You sure?
0:49:18 > 0:49:20Someone could have picked it up by mistake.
0:49:20 > 0:49:22They all look the same, don't they.
0:49:22 > 0:49:24It was bright pink tartan, actually.
0:49:24 > 0:49:26Pink tartan?
0:49:26 > 0:49:29You got a key to Jean's locker?
0:49:33 > 0:49:37Hang on, no, no... this is her private property.
0:49:37 > 0:49:38You can't just...
0:49:38 > 0:49:41Look, Jean had a pink bag in here. This morning.
0:49:41 > 0:49:44You was there, Michael.
0:49:44 > 0:49:46She stole my bag.
0:49:46 > 0:49:48SHE GASPS
0:49:48 > 0:49:53Jean stole my bag!
0:49:58 > 0:50:01Bobby! Bobby!
0:50:04 > 0:50:07Phil, I can't find Bobby. I'm losing everyone.
0:50:07 > 0:50:09He's probably just with his mates or something.
0:50:09 > 0:50:13No, he's run off because I sold all his things. All our things.
0:50:13 > 0:50:15You've got to start selling Ian's things. Not yours.
0:50:15 > 0:50:17- He ain't here, you are. - He'll be here. Soon.
0:50:17 > 0:50:19You want me to be honest with you?
0:50:19 > 0:50:22Well, I've been looking for Ian these past few days...
0:50:22 > 0:50:25And if he wanted to be found, he'd have been found by now.
0:50:27 > 0:50:28Here he is.
0:50:31 > 0:50:32Don't ever do that to me again, OK.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34I'm sorry.
0:50:34 > 0:50:37He's all right. He was stuffing his face full of choc ices in the caff.
0:50:37 > 0:50:38Thanks, Fats.
0:50:38 > 0:50:41We've been having a little chat, me and Bobby. You all right?
0:50:41 > 0:50:43Come on. Home.
0:50:51 > 0:50:56Certainly got its perks, this new job.
0:50:56 > 0:51:00You sure I can't help you with your delicates, darling?
0:51:00 > 0:51:01I am trained.
0:51:01 > 0:51:03Maybe next time.
0:51:03 > 0:51:05SHE LAUGHS
0:51:05 > 0:51:07Nice...
0:51:07 > 0:51:09Kim?
0:51:11 > 0:51:12Hey.
0:51:12 > 0:51:14Hello, babe.
0:51:14 > 0:51:16Is this Tiff's?
0:51:18 > 0:51:22That's my jumper! You've ruined it, Tyler! What have you..?
0:51:22 > 0:51:24Pat bought that for me!
0:51:24 > 0:51:27We'll go out this evening. You can start trying right away.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29Mum...
0:51:29 > 0:51:32Come on, we have to make plans. Financial plans.
0:51:32 > 0:51:35You will have to drop college.
0:51:35 > 0:51:36Drop? I'm not going to college.
0:51:36 > 0:51:39They called for you, all right? They asked for you.
0:51:39 > 0:51:40What did they say?
0:51:40 > 0:51:43That he'd applied for a course. Your secret's out, Tam.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45- I didn't apply.- You liar! You lied to me.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48And, what, now you think you're ready to become a father?
0:51:48 > 0:51:50- I haven't applied...- All right. He's not lying.
0:51:50 > 0:51:52It's not Tam that's going to college, it's me.
0:51:57 > 0:52:01I can't face checking in at the Butchers'.
0:52:01 > 0:52:04Not with them knowing that they've won.
0:52:05 > 0:52:08How am I going to tell Alfie?
0:52:08 > 0:52:11I've let him down so badly.
0:52:15 > 0:52:16You going to snap my head off?
0:52:16 > 0:52:18No, I'm going to ask if you're OK?
0:52:19 > 0:52:22Those two punters driving off this morning.
0:52:22 > 0:52:24Looked like they were giving you a hard time.
0:52:24 > 0:52:26No that wasn't a hard time.
0:52:26 > 0:52:29My sister telling me I'm fit for nothing. That's a hard time.
0:52:29 > 0:52:30Yeah. I'm sorry.
0:52:30 > 0:52:32What? Can't hear you.
0:52:32 > 0:52:34Well, you said stuff too.
0:52:34 > 0:52:36I'm sorry.
0:52:36 > 0:52:38What? Can't hear you.
0:52:38 > 0:52:42Anyway, I've bought you a little peace offering.
0:52:42 > 0:52:45Sorry, it's from the Minute Mart. I know it might be beneath you.
0:52:45 > 0:52:47Mmmm.
0:52:52 > 0:52:54I am so tempted to tell you where to shove it.
0:52:54 > 0:52:57But if you want to do a bit of scrubbing to apologise,
0:52:57 > 0:53:00- I could be magnanimous. - See, there you go. You do need me?
0:53:00 > 0:53:01Come on, admit it.
0:53:01 > 0:53:05No. I don't need you. But I do miss you.
0:53:05 > 0:53:06Really?
0:53:06 > 0:53:10Yeah. Well, it's no fun shouting at the customers, innit,
0:53:10 > 0:53:13without you being there with your disapproving face.
0:53:14 > 0:53:18And besides, who am I going to call to pull me out the skip?
0:53:18 > 0:53:21Come back? Please.
0:53:23 > 0:53:27Here, look. Says here "thick but directable".
0:53:27 > 0:53:28You've got a lot in common.
0:53:30 > 0:53:36You lying, thieving, witch! I'm going to have you arrested.
0:53:39 > 0:53:41All this time, scheming, lying...
0:53:41 > 0:53:45D'you think I like shoving letters through doors every day?
0:53:45 > 0:53:47I need to use my brain.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50What, teaching Tiffany Butcher? That's using your brain, is it?
0:53:50 > 0:53:53I didn't kiss that guy, you know.
0:53:53 > 0:53:55I'd never do that to you.
0:53:55 > 0:53:57I know. I know you wouldn't.
0:53:57 > 0:54:00But then why would you say that? Why would you put me through that?
0:54:00 > 0:54:03I thought you were lying. About college.
0:54:04 > 0:54:08Living your dreams without bothering to ask me what mine were.
0:54:08 > 0:54:09ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND
0:54:09 > 0:54:12So what are they, Afia?
0:54:13 > 0:54:16Be honest with me.
0:54:17 > 0:54:19I dunno...
0:54:19 > 0:54:22It's just....
0:54:22 > 0:54:28It's like there's a life out there, an adventure we should be having.
0:54:30 > 0:54:34And I don't feel like it's here in Walford.
0:54:34 > 0:54:39I just feel like I can't be happy.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44I'm not saying that. I'm just saying make up your mind
0:54:44 > 0:54:47whether you want to be a postman or a maths teacher.
0:54:47 > 0:54:49It had my purse in it. My bank cards. My phone...
0:54:49 > 0:54:51And you knew it was mine!
0:54:51 > 0:54:54No, no, no, it was empty. When I found it, it was on the floor.
0:54:54 > 0:54:58- Billy you saw me.- Sorry, Jean. I only saw you put it in the locker.
0:54:58 > 0:55:00That's because you told me to.
0:55:00 > 0:55:02Is this Amy's?
0:55:03 > 0:55:04I told you. I told you it was dirty.
0:55:04 > 0:55:08- It's fine, it's fine. I believe you, OK.- Yeah, well...
0:55:08 > 0:55:11We're going to see what the police think about that.
0:55:11 > 0:55:14- No you don't!- Why don't we just take this somewhere private? Upstairs?
0:55:18 > 0:55:20ANGRY FOOTSTEPS
0:55:26 > 0:55:28Trouble in paradise?
0:55:28 > 0:55:31I've ruined her jumper. I've said sorry.
0:55:31 > 0:55:33Apology not accepted, I take it?
0:55:35 > 0:55:36She's deleted Top Gear!
0:55:44 > 0:55:46Can't just come barging in here accusing her...
0:55:46 > 0:55:48She had the bag, Mo. She had it in her locker!
0:55:48 > 0:55:51- She needs to be locked up.- Janine, it's no way to handle it. Just be cool.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54You'll wake Amy, anyway. Just shush.
0:55:54 > 0:55:56Amy's not here, she's with Jack, all right.
0:55:56 > 0:55:58MUSIC PLAYS
0:55:58 > 0:55:59Amy?
0:55:59 > 0:56:02What's Amy doing in my bedroom?
0:56:24 > 0:56:27Amy's christening bracelet, what...
0:56:28 > 0:56:31Why are my daughter's things in your room, Jean?
0:56:31 > 0:56:33No, I didn't put them there...
0:56:36 > 0:56:39It was you.
0:56:39 > 0:56:42She's had everything. Everything Lola got the blame for.
0:56:42 > 0:56:48Michael! You stay away from me and you stay away from my family.
0:56:48 > 0:56:50I didn't take it.
0:56:57 > 0:56:59I-I didn't put any of that there!
0:57:04 > 0:57:06I didn't take it.
0:57:06 > 0:57:08You have to believe me.
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