0:00:35 > 0:00:38ALARM SOUNDS
0:00:47 > 0:00:50That's for deleting Top Gear. Night, babe.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00What do I do with this lot?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I dunno. What you asking me for?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06You're the big cheese running the place.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Mo, is this what she does?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10You kidding? I've never seen her like this before.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16D'you know what? Just bin it, yeah?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28I want Jean arrested.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Forget about her, she's a no mark.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I'm taking you shopping.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35For more elasticated pants?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38No, baby clothes. Little miniature midget clothes for small people.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Yeah, well, I think I'd rather have Jean locked up.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43No, no, I think that's just your hormones talking.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Since when does Janine Butcher get weirded out
0:01:46 > 0:01:48by creepy little old birds?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Hi, Afia. Hi, Tam.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Not interested, Tam.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Guess what I'm going to do today?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Talk about babies and settling down and stuff?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Tam, grow up.
0:02:01 > 0:02:06No, not me, Afia. Because I want to go travelling with you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12Travelling? Yeah. What do you say to that?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17I can't not be with you, Afia.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What about your mum?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23What about Mum? I'm going to tell her today.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Just one thing.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Mmm?
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Don't do it with sock puppets.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Really?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32SHE LAUGHS
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Smashing an alarm, I mean, that is a bit extreme.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yes. You cannot let him get away with it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40No, I'm not going to. Look.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Sorry, sorry, sorry
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Tyler's phone's just gone Double-Dutch.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49All right. One minute, Whit.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54WHISTLING
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Have you seen Tyler?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- I'm not talking to you. - He left his phone.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Top Gear is sacred. All right? Sacred.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Wow! You really do need a hand, innit?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Why didn't you clear up this last night?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- What are you, the health police? - All right, sorry.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16All right, girls, come on now,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20let's put this energy into the tidying, yeah? Come on.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23So when's your dad getting back then, Lucy?
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Next question.
0:03:27 > 0:03:32'Oh, hello, it's Mr Porter again. I just wanted to say
0:03:32 > 0:03:34'I found the items...
0:03:34 > 0:03:36'you know, that I thought were missing.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39'Anyway. My mistake. Sorry.'
0:03:39 > 0:03:43'End of messages. To delete messages, press delete.'
0:03:53 > 0:03:58I loved playing boxes too. Better than the actual presents.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Amy, come and help Mummy?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Right. Well... I'm off to work.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Well, mind the elephant in the room as you go, won't you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Sorry?- Look, teddy's over there. Go and get teddy. Good girl.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Sorry, but you're not going anywhere,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14until you explain yesterday.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- I'm already late.- Jean!- What?
0:04:16 > 0:04:17What d'you mean "what?"
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Do you not remember what was sitting in your room?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23That wasn't me. Michael did that.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26You don't know what he's capable of.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Michael?- Yes. He's been doing things.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Jean, just give me the truth.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34I am telling you the truth.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38He keeps setting me up, he's done it before,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41he made me look like I'd broken into Janine's flat.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Oh, why would he do that?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44For the money, it's all about the money.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48He's trying to frame me, so that I look like I'm...
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- you know, I'm...- Well, it's working!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54So you do believe me?
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Jean...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Just...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59what've you done with the money?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00He's got it!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04You know what... You can't have spent it, right?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You can't have spent it all.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- It's not like you've got a brand-new sports car outside.- Listen to me,
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Michael has got the money!
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Is it Sean? You've given it to Sean?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Cos he would SO know how to get it off of you.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15What's he given you, some great big sob story?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- No, you know I haven't seen Sean for years!- What we...
0:05:19 > 0:05:24What I saw in that room, OK, what everybody saw, is not right.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Yeah? You cannot do things like that.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I am telling you the truth. It was Michael!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32D'you know something, Jean?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36I'm supposed to be holding the fort, and this is just way beyond me.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, well, I am so sorry for you!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Thank you so much for believing in me(!)
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Don't get angry with me, Jean.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- I'm going to work.- You're seriously going to step outside there?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Yes! Because there is nothing wrong with me! I am fine!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- I am!- Yeah. OK.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Just so you know, this is not what I signed up for.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57When you proposed to me,
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I was not saying yes to some undergraduate bum.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Is that what you think students are?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04I know that's what they are.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07They get a sense of freedom and they're hanging off war memorials.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Well, bring it on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Don't even joke about it.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Zee, you know, it might be an idea to let people do
0:06:13 > 0:06:16what they want every now and then.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Are you saying that I interfere?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Only with everything.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23This isn't a home, it's a dictatorship.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Right. So it's wrong to try and make everyone happy, is it?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Yes, but you're doing the opposite.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Someone has got to tell Tamwar how to go about things. The boy is clueless at the best of times.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33He's all grown up now, he's a man.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34He still needs me.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36And you, Mr Student, if you want me to stand by you,
0:06:36 > 0:06:38you have to stand by me.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39I feel a song coming on.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Tamwar and Afia have got to put down roots,
0:06:44 > 0:06:46they've got to start a family.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48And you, Mr Student, if you want an education,
0:06:48 > 0:06:50you better start learning from me.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57What's this? Cake?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yeah, what of it? You want a slice?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01I'll have a cup a tea, please. Hello, sweetheart.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02My phone's all mumbo jumbo.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06How am I supposed to sort it out if I can't understand the instructions?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Why don't you take a language course or something, Ty?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09TEXT ALERT
0:07:13 > 0:07:16She'll help ya. Oi, Lauren, you've got GCSEs, ain't you?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Yes. But none of them were in phone repair.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Just sort it out for us, please?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Look, if you do not know languages
0:07:22 > 0:07:24then it's not my fault that you're thick.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26I am not thick.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Hey, bruvver, let me have a look man.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31Oh, mate, I think that's Egyptian. Actually, it might be Russian.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Great. That means Whitney wins this round, then.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Is that's how it works? It's not a relationship, it's a boxing match.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38And I'm going to win.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Right. So what happens next then?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Eh?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44In Round Three? Thicko.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46All right. You ain't so clever yourself, you know.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Compared to you two, I really am.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50All right, well, why don't you prove it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Yeah, prove it.- Yeah.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57OK. We'll have a little competition. Girls versus apes.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Winner just gets to walk all over the losers.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03You'd better bring your friends, Lauren cos you're going to need 'em.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- All right. Lucy, you busy later? - What do you think?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- What's that? No friends?- Shame.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Tell you who you should invite. My Alice. She's a clever girl.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Yeah. Yeah, I will. Thank you, Uncle Derek. I will.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Uh, no offence Del, but what you helping her for?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I've already got to apologise to Whit later
0:08:24 > 0:08:25so I can get my phone sorted.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You have gotta get a grip, son.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29You gotta stop fawning around her.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Fawn? Fawning?
0:08:33 > 0:08:37It's a baby deer and you know what we do with baby deers, don't ya?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41We eat 'em. Not because they're tasty but because we can.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43So you get back over there and you put her in her place
0:08:43 > 0:08:44and keep her there.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Forget the tea.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50ENGINE SPUTTERS
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Stupid thing!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- We're not going around the world on that, are we?- You told her yet?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Uh...no.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Tam!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I will, OK? I just haven't seen her, have I?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- You're single and middle aged Denise...- Here's your chance.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08..you're never busy. So I'm bringing Kamil round for 6pm.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11You'll be glad for the company. OK, bye.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Right, so it's all done. A romantic dinner for two.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Courtesy of your loving mother.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Listen, Mum...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Dinner's already cooking
0:09:20 > 0:09:22and your father is attempting to choose the music.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- ENGINE STARTS - Afia?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32She heard about a trainer sale.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37SHE LAUGHS
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yeah, it's 120.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41I've got to go.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46There we go, job done.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Polish, polish, polish, where does the morning go?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Pops...?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You really are on another planet.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Jean, you can't just come waltzing in here.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59You could've got me locked up!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Look, I know what you're thinking,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04but I didn't know that stuff was in my room.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I swear.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Billy, on Stacey's life, I swear!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- You lying, old cow.- Just get out.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you, because you're in on it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You need locking up! Billy, get her out.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Billy...it was them.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24And by the way, you're fired!
0:10:24 > 0:10:25- And you're rehired.- Come on, Jean.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30Billy, it was them. I swear, I didn't know anything about it...
0:10:30 > 0:10:34- Best you stay well away. Please. - Oh, please, Billy.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47ECHOING LAUGHTER
0:10:48 > 0:10:52SOUNDS ECHO
0:10:54 > 0:10:56LAUGHTER
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Need a ride somewhere?
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Where you going?
0:11:07 > 0:11:11Back off! Michael! Michael!
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Don't ignore me.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Not after what you've done.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Michael. Michael, please, please...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Why are you doing this to me?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Sorry?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28You don't care do you?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Not even a flicker.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You're like a snake.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Poison. That's what you are.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44You can't say these things to me, Jean. We're friends.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45SHE LAUGHS
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oh, I'm stronger now. I am.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You might think I'm a nobody,
0:11:52 > 0:11:55a nothing. But I am someone, Michael. I am.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Of course you are. Whoever said you weren't, Jean?
0:12:00 > 0:12:01I'm going to prove it was you.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Sorry?
0:12:03 > 0:12:06All that stuff you put in my room. I'm going to prove it was you.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08PHONE RINGS
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Just the missus...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12wondering where I am.
0:12:12 > 0:12:17She was going to have you arrested, by the way, till I intervened.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Told her it was just a blip.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24I won't stop until everyone knows about you, Michael. I won't.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28I'd worry more about what they're going to learn about you.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30And that's coming from a really caring place.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I was wrong about you.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You're not fit to be anybody's son.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Tam. Your mum sent me.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58Before you start, I am listening to you, and not her.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Really?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Follow your dreams, that's what you said, so...- You sure?
0:13:02 > 0:13:06Yep. We both want to get away, so...
0:13:06 > 0:13:07That was close.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10She told me to go and give you some advice.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13How I've fathered four children and all that.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Yeah. Probably better that you're leaving.
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Anyway, you can report back. And tell her what I've decided.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Me? Isn't it better coming from you?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26What? Are we both that scared of her?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Probably.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32I love quizzes.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Yeah. And we are going to annihilate 'em, so...
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Come on, jump to it!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Luce, have a look?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Have a look, Luce.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- There you go.- What is this?- Ketchup.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I've got this acquaintance, right, had a word, did a deal,
0:13:49 > 0:13:52and there you go. All above board, of course.
0:13:52 > 0:13:53We've got our own supplier.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Yeah. But you've also got Bobby to look after and a cafe to run
0:13:56 > 0:13:57so let me chip in. Eh?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Dad's got his own contacts.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00But he isn't here, is he?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02No. But he will be.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03When? There you go. Come on,
0:14:03 > 0:14:07I'm only trying to help out. Just doing my bit.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Are we living in a ghost town?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Mo, what d'you want me to?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18D'you want me to stand outside and yell at people to come in?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21You'd better flaming do something, girl.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Jean!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27She was all right until you pitched up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Why don't you just do something instead of standing there,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32having a dig at me all the time?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Come on, then. How was it out there?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I warned you, didn't I?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50He said that it would help Alfie.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51What?
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Michael. But now he's got my savings,
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Alfie's savings, the VAT money.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00The only person that he's helping is himself.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03OK. All right. Jean you just gotta stop this now.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Kat and Alfie are going to hate me. - They're going to hate me, as well.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10that we go round there and we demand the money back.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- You and me.- Jean. Jean, stop...
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- He'll listen to you, and we'll take Mo, as well.- Jean,
0:15:15 > 0:15:16stop this now... Jean...!
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Jean...- ..and we will not leave until we get every single penny.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20JEAN! JEAN!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Stop it! Do you understand me?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Nobody believes you!
0:15:23 > 0:15:24OK? Nobody!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31You'll look like a prince tonight.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Things are finally going our way, Tamwar.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Well, once I get used to being engaged to a student.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Bit by bit, we are getting back to who we are.
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Yeah, I think I am too. Actually, I think I've already arrived.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50You see, I'm still getting things right, still giving good advice.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Not really.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Huh?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56The meal, and the romantic night,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58it's good and that,
0:15:58 > 0:15:59OK...
0:15:59 > 0:16:02but it...it's not us.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04It's not me and Afia.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12We're going to go round the world.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14SHE LAUGHS
0:16:14 > 0:16:17You're such a joker. You joker.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm being serious.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27It's what Afia... It's what we both want.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- So...- I see.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I mean, Dad said it was OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36Your father knew about this?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38He's got a point, Mum.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40I'm sure he does. Mas!
0:16:45 > 0:16:49So you two, you're doing your own thing. Right?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53- Is that so wrong?- No.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56No? OK. So you're OK with it?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57No, not remotely.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00It's OK, you know, you two just...
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- you don't need me any more, so... - That's not what we're saying!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05No, that makes me pretty redundant.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08So I will just back away, into a corner somewhere...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10- Mum.- Zee.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13..and I will do MY own thing. I'll find my own space.
0:17:13 > 0:17:18You know, it'll give me a chance to do something for myself.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20The boy is allowed to grow up.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Yes. And you are allowed to be a schoolboy again.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's like some bad body swap comedy. It's just...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27And look at us all laughing.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37All I'm saying is Jean's had her problems in the past.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Newsflash - she's still got 'em.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Well, we should be trying to help her.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Pops, seriously you're going soft.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45You could be visiting me in juvee right now, you know.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47So you're clever then, yeah?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- I got a few GCSEs.- Yes!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Lucy, you sure that you're not around later?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I said no, I mean no.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58C'mon Lucy, we need you. We could beat 'em.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59I'm not interested.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- We came in specially. - Well, you wasted your time.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05We're not going to ask you again, Lucy.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Good. I've got stuff to do so run along.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Thought my dad was helping you? - Who are you again?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Dunno why I bother.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21You're still a great mum.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23And you let Shabnam go travelling.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I want you here.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29But it's like you say, Zee, I'm the big kid now.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Me and Kamil, we need you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35And I'm going to keep a video diary, OK?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39I'll put it online, it'll be like I'm in the room,
0:18:39 > 0:18:43although if there's a mountain in the background it might not quite work.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44But...
0:18:46 > 0:18:51So you're going to leave me here with him? Thanks, Tam.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Oh, Zee...
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Careful.- Thank you, babe.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Beer please, Rox. Jean all right?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And what is "all right", exactly?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Married Kate.- Prince William!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Umm...- Come on!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- Poker face, poker face.- Lady Gaga! - That's it, that's it.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15My first name...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- Whitney Houston!- Yes!
0:19:17 > 0:19:20- Times up! - Right, how many you got?
0:19:20 > 0:19:21- How many?- 12.
0:19:21 > 0:19:2312? 12?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24It's your turn.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26What's your name again?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Alice.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31All right then Alice, get ready for a spanking. Ready boys?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Derek's daughter.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35THEY LAUGH
0:19:35 > 0:19:37When I say spanking, I didn't...
0:19:37 > 0:19:38I don't mind.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Easy bruv!
0:19:40 > 0:19:43I mean, I don't mind you saying...
0:19:43 > 0:19:46- Awkward!- Anyway, OK go!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Hold on. That's not fair, that's not fair, start again, start again...
0:19:49 > 0:19:52he's um...side burns...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58How much stuff does a baby need?
0:19:58 > 0:20:02I'm Mr Style. My girl's going to be the same as me.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05- Billy, will you take this lot home for me, please?- Me?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- I am with child. - You're on the pay roll, Bill.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12How dare you...
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- How dare we what? - No, no, no. I'm not having this...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17That's mine.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Jean?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22All those things. They belong to me. My money paid for those.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Jean...
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Tell them, Michael. Tell them how you took it from me. Go on.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Jean, what are you doing? Jean! What are you doing?
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Come on. Where's the money? Where's my money? Where is it?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Jean? Jean, what you playing at?
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- No, I want what's mine! - Calm down...
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- All this is mine! My money paid for this.- What you doing?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45All my savings! Alfie's money! Gone!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47And if this is what I can have for it,
0:20:47 > 0:20:50- this is what I'm having! - JEAN! SHUT UP!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I don't want that woman within a mile of me.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Michael... Please tell them what you did.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- C'mon darling, let's get you home. - Billy...
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Please?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08..retrieve my goods.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20JEAN SOBS
0:21:24 > 0:21:27SHE SCREAMS
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Well?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Pick a country.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35You told her? You actually told her?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Yeah. And without a puppet show.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- So she's going to let you go?- Yep.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44And listen, I've got it all planned.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Because once we've been around the world, and done all that,
0:21:48 > 0:21:51we can still come back here and pick up where we left off.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Y'know, it's just an idea but once you've got it all out of your system,
0:21:55 > 0:21:58maybe Mum's idea about starting a family won't seem so weird.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Who knows? This could be perfect.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Don't do this to me, Tam.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Don't do what?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Don't be that person. Please.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15It's like a teeny weeny country trapped inside another country.
0:22:15 > 0:22:16It's full of Italians!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Sicily!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, come on. You must know that?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I can't think straight.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Neither can I, what was that between Michael and Jean?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I know, but time is ticking, boys, all right.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28So come on, it's where the Pope does his thing.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32Yeah, yeah, Alfie... Never mind that, OK, I need you.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I really do.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Shall we go speed dating?
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Pretend we've never met...
0:22:44 > 0:22:47..and we've got 30 seconds to get to know each other. OK?
0:22:49 > 0:22:50OK, I'll go first.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53OK. Hi.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55My name's Tam...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59..and I'm just trying to make everyone happy.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04But most of all I'm trying to make this girl I know happy.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09And to do that, I need to be myself
0:23:09 > 0:23:12and not who I think she wants me to be.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16If I can work out what that is.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I thought it was being a restaurateur...
0:23:25 > 0:23:27..thought maybe being a good son...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31..being a father.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36But none of those work for her.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Things have changed.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46She's changed.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53And I need her to tell me how I can get her back.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59TIMER SOUNDS
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Anyway, that's me.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Now it's your turn.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Afia?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Rules are, you've got to say something.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41TIMER SOUNDS
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Time's up, Tam.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58VACUUM CLEANER
0:25:05 > 0:25:07What time we gotta get up tomorrow?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Early.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Derek's going to kill me.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Derek?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Yeah. He gave me some woman advice.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Oh, right.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Thing is, Tyler, you fawn around Whitney.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26It's a baby deer, a fawn, and we eat baby deers.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27THEY LAUGH
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Well, come here and be a DEER, and give me a kiss.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- Was that a deer?! - SHE LAUGHS
0:25:37 > 0:25:39You know, even if you're standing still,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42you're still going at thousands of miles an hour.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46So you don't have to go anywhere, really.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Well, if I keep travelling, then chances are
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I'll come back this way again.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53So you never know.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56But don't stand staring out that window for years. All right?
0:25:56 > 0:25:58- As if I'd do that.- You would.- I know.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You're not coming back, are you?
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Afia?
0:26:20 > 0:26:22I love you, too.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32ENGINE SPUTTERS
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Hold on tight.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46ENGINE STARTS
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Don't forget me!
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You look knackered.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11What are you doing?
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Please? After all I've done for you?
0:27:19 > 0:27:20Jean?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Jean?
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Jean?
0:27:28 > 0:27:29Jean!
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Hello, Rox.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36Alfie, you came!
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- All right, Kat?- All right?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Yeah.
0:27:43 > 0:27:44What?
0:27:46 > 0:27:47What is it?
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Jean?
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Jean! Jean, Jean, come here. Come here, Jean.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55It's OK. I'm here, all right?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56I'm back.
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