0:00:30 > 0:00:33Max, heads up!
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Oh, look at them skills! - Max, over here. Go on!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39What's the matter with you?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Men and balls, eh?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43This ain't going to work, you know.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47I've got to do something, Kat. Come on, Raymundo, keep it up!
0:00:47 > 0:00:48THEY CHEER
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Having a kick-about on the square is one thing,
0:00:53 > 0:00:56but getting that lot to sign up for an actual team...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58They're buzzing out there now.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02You watch, come lunchtime, queuing up to put their name down on here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05You've been trying to get this team together for over two weeks now.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Oh, and you reckon you could do better, do you? - Well, I couldn't do worse.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- Cobblers. - I'm going to prove it to you. I'm taking over.- What you on about?
0:01:12 > 0:01:17- You've had your chance. It's my turn now.- Oh, you reckon, do you? Hey!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23< That's it. Harry...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Lovely. Here you are, Derek!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Go on, son. On me 'ead!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- What do you want, Joey? - Can't stay away?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Not very good, are you? - I haven't played for years.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I wasn't talking football.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- See, that's what I like about you, always with the quick reply.- Joey?
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Gran's coming for tea.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51What, here?
0:01:51 > 0:01:56No, it's the last place she'd come. 4 o'clock, at home. Be there, yeah?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01Let me down if you want, but...not an old girl.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- You don't know for sure that this was down to Jay. - Who else could it have been?
0:02:16 > 0:02:17No-one else knows.
0:02:17 > 0:02:21"Information received," the police said. Come on, Pops, work it out. I have.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24So, what now, eh? What are you going to do?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Go marching round there, shout the odds? Deck him?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Maybe.- 'Bout time you started thinking of this little one.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I am thinking of her!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33And d'you know what? I could actually lose her cos of this.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Oi, oi, easy, easy, easy! Come on, come on, come on, come on.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hey, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha...
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Got me in enough trouble last time.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50- Basketball?- Yeah, but that was an accident, though, innit?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It doesn't matter what it was.
0:02:52 > 0:02:56I took the blame for you and now I've got to work it off.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Not much work being done so far.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- It's really dusty in there. - Stay out here, then.- Yeah?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07As long as you like - I'm thinking "outside display".
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Tempt the passing punters to stop and take a look,
0:03:11 > 0:03:15and when you've stacked that box there's another four indoors.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22This is supposed to be study time.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25I could be down the library.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33He's not interested in you, not really.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- He's just using you to get at me. - Maybe he's changed.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Alice, he's never even sent you a birthday card before.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Yeah, OK, and he sent you one every year...
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yeah, and we all know why - just playing games.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47So why's Gran coming over all of a sudden?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- She going to pile on the pressure too?- Today was her idea, not mine.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54That shop across the road sells cakes, don't it?
0:03:55 > 0:03:574 o'clock.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So, he got you your money back, did he?
0:04:06 > 0:04:10- Er, yeah, a bit. - And why would he do that?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Because he's a nice guy.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oh. No other reason, no?
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Such as? - Such as...he really fancies you.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24How should I know?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Well, you know.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Yeah, you know, you always know.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Well, he hasn't made a move, if that's what you mean.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- That's a shame.- What?
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Because YOU blatantly fancy him as well.- Yeah, who said that?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- You don't have to. - It's written all over your face.
0:04:46 > 0:04:51- You all right, Jack?- Yeah. You?- Yeah. You look like you're putting on weight?
0:04:51 > 0:04:56- Do what?- I'm not surprised, really, pigging out on that rotten muck every day.- Oh, I see.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You got the Vic doing breakfasts now, in't you?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01You're out trying to drum up some trade.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm not trying to drum up anything.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- You fling around insults for the sake of it?- I'm not insulting you.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07You just called me fat.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10No, I said you look like you're piling on a few extra pounds,
0:05:10 > 0:05:15- but I know a great way to burn 'em off.- Oh, yeah, sounds interesting.- Mmm.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Football.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Hold your breath, already had the hard sell from Alfie.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24- This is from me, not that muppet. - No, he's been trying to sign me up to that team of his for days.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Nah, nah. It's not his team. It's my team. I've taken over.- Really?
0:05:27 > 0:05:32I'm in charge of everything - team tactics, oranges at half-time -
0:05:32 > 0:05:36might even throw in the odd rub-down if you play really well, yeah?
0:05:36 > 0:05:40The list is in the Vic if you fancy putting your name down.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, offers like that, you might have a fair few takers.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, I'd get in quick, then.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52CHEERING ON LAPTOP
0:06:04 > 0:06:09- Rugby.- What?- That's where it is. - Where what is?- The torch.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Rugby.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's making its way all the way up to Leicester today.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20You should come and have a look,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22there's some right characters taking it on.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Look, Lo...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31..there is no point in you just sitting here, brooding, all right?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It ain't going to solve nothing.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39I was thinking, maybe we could go out, do something...?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41No, you're right.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42What?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44No point at all.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Oh. I thought maybe we could go down the park.
0:06:47 > 0:06:53- No, I should be doing something about this.- What?- Ta, Pops.
0:06:53 > 0:07:00- Lola?- Really, really good advice. - No, no... Where are you going? - To get some answers.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Oh, so you are going to kick off, then?- Well, it depends on the answers.- Lola, what have I told you?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06This isn't just about you any more.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09You get in any more trouble, what's going to happen to the little one?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I don't plan on getting in any more trouble.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You didn't plan on getting caught with the last lot.
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Well, I need to know who it was.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- I thought you didn't care.- I didn't, but if someone did you wrong, wouldn't you want to know who?
0:07:19 > 0:07:23- What difference does it make?- A big difference. What if it's someone that I thought was a mate?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, right, so if it was Jay, then what?
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- Then I want him to look me in the eye and tell me.- And?- Tell me the truth.- And then what?- Then nothing.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- What, that's it?- Yeah.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You're just going to turn round and walk away?
0:07:37 > 0:07:41No, he will, feeling this small.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- And that's it?- It is.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Fair enough. I suppose he's got it coming to him.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Yeah, he does, for starters anyway. - Hey! Lola!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- So, someone in the frame?- Yeah. You know that kid, Lola, don't you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- How'd the Old Bill get onto her? - That is the sixty-four-thousand dollar question.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- I've got work to do, so... - Do you need a hand?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Why, are you offering? - No, not personally.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Nah, didn't think so.- My Joey's at a loose end, though.- Oh, yeah?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I didn't know he was looking for work.- He ain't, not yet, but he's spending more time round here,
0:08:22 > 0:08:27- so he might as well earn a few bob while he's at it.- Del, I ain't got a few bob, not to spare anyway.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Anyway, is he going to be all right with you asking about?
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I thought he didn't want nothing to do with you?- Families, innit?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You know what they're like.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Always more than meets the eye. You missed a bit. All right, Michael?
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- Yeah, all right. - How's Janine and the baby?
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Yeah, you know, Janine's being discharged today, so... - Oh, that's good.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Yeah.- Send 'em my regards.- Will do.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Has he had a personality transplant or something?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Oh, no, he's playing at being a caring dad, I think.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- How's everything? All right? - Yeah, you know...
0:09:05 > 0:09:09- You back to business?- Yeah, a bit of business, then back to the hospital.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Cheers.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15< KNOCK ON DOOR
0:09:15 > 0:09:20- What do you want?- Not you.- Not anyone in this house.- Hiding, is he?
0:09:20 > 0:09:23- He ain't down the Arches. - If you're talking about Jay,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- he's gone to get some parts. - I've got a message for him. - I'll pass it on.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I'd rather deliver it in person. I don't care what you or Pops has to say.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Should have expected this, I suppose - all grasses are cowards.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- Jay ain't a grass. - So how did they get onto me?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Deserved it too, after what you did, but it weren't Jay.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- He told you that, did he? - He didn't need to.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- You'd work that out if you had half a brain. - How did the Old Bill find out?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Ta-ra.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- You're mates with the market boys, ain't you?- Some of them.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Well, have a word with them, that's what I'm saying.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You know, bend their arms a bit - if that don't work, break a few.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Actually, Kat, you know what? To be honest...- What?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Don't you tell me you're backing out? - Look, I don't really have time
0:10:08 > 0:10:12- for all of this.- It's just a few matches. Maybe a bit of training.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Exactly - matches, training.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I've got a full-time job in case you hadn't noticed.- It's good exercise.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Like I don't do enough running around here all day.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Not that you need a lot of training, seeing as you're pretty fit already.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26So, what, you calling me fit?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31Come on, Ray, this'd be the making of the Vic, eh?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34It won't only be the footballers that'd be in here,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36it'd be all the supporters as well.
0:10:36 > 0:10:41Think about it, all them new punters sampling your grub.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46So this is a kind of work thing, then?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mmm. Exactly.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51All right, so if this is a work thing, yeah,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53and I spend my time playing, matches and training,
0:10:53 > 0:10:58then that'd be work too, then, yeah?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02I'm not paying you for playing if that's what you mean.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03All right, all right, all right,
0:11:03 > 0:11:07but you could give me some time off in lieu, though, couldn't you,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09IF I decide to keep my mind on all this
0:11:09 > 0:11:11AND I have a word with some of the boys on the market?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13See, the thing is,
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- there's this exhibition that I wanted to take Sasha to next week...- All right.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20All right, deal.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24All right. Well, if that be the case, you'd better put Winston down.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27I spoke to him earlier on, he said he was well up for it.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34Alfie...another player for the team.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45Easy, Sash. You all right? Want a hand?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Done enough damage, haven't you?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Yeah, well, that's why I'm offering, innit, to make it up to you?
0:11:51 > 0:11:55So, er, where do... where do these go?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56What, here?
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Walking disaster area, you two.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Pick 'em up.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Sorry. Sorry.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18Do me a favour - next time you decide to help, don't.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Well, how about I buy you some lunch, then, instead?
0:12:23 > 0:12:29- Probably give me food poisoning. - McKlunky's, yeah, on me?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Anything you like.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Yeah. OK, then.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36OK, then.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43You all right, Joey?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Give me a hand pushing this, will you?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Cheers.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Not quite as fit as I used to be.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Never were, from what I remember.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52You're still as mouthy, though, ain't you?
0:12:52 > 0:12:56Phwoar, I would... if I wasn't with Tyler, obviously.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Yeah.- Wouldn't you?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- He's my cousin. - What if he weren't your cousin?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02No, that's disgusting!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04I said if, Lauren, if?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07- Maybe.- You would.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09THEY GIGGLE
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'm sorry I can't help you out, by the way.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- Eh?- Well, it's like I was telling your old man,
0:13:15 > 0:13:19there's plenty of work to go round, just not enough money.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Thanks again, yeah?
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well, they're hardly in the first flush of youth, are they?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30I'll take anyone right now, just so long as they've got two arms,
0:13:30 > 0:13:32two legs and don't have a bus pass.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36You know what you need? You need a real man,
0:13:36 > 0:13:38someone who knows what they're doing.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41Anyone particular in mind?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Well, there's no-one on that list. - Beggars can't be choosers.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Why be a beggar at all when the answer's right under your nose?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53If you mean you, you really do need help.
0:13:54 > 0:14:00Me? No, I was thinking of my boy, Joey. He's always been handy round a football.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- D'you think he'll be interested? - Ask him.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Why don't you?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08It's always better coming from a lady.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20That motormouth Lola was bending my ear earlier on.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24She's been leaving me messages all morning.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Reckons it's all down to you grassing her up. - I wouldn't grass her up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Well, someone did.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- I told Max, and I only told him so he'd keep shtoom.- So what happened?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Change his mind, did he?- That sound like Max to you?- Who else, then?
0:14:47 > 0:14:53Look, I've been thinking, and yes, I know it's unusual,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55but I was thinking how I can help you out.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Like you just did with them books(?)
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Look, your dad's been saying you've got to do this work experience thing.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Don't remind me. I'll probably end up stacking shelves in some awful supermarket somewhere.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08But that's what you're doing anyway. Well, not in a supermarket,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- but in a shop, yeah? - I don't understand.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Why don't you tell your school that you're doing your work experience early
0:15:15 > 0:15:21at the charity shop, and then maybe, that way, you will not have to do it any more?
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- That's your idea of helping, is it? - Well, at least you get something out of it, innit?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I want to do something exciting on work experience,
0:15:27 > 0:15:30something worthwhile, something that will stretch me,
0:15:30 > 0:15:32that might actually get me somewhere.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I don't just want to waste my time on something that doesn't matter.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41- Don't you understand anything? - OK, ladies, these are two kebabs here, one with chips and salad,
0:15:41 > 0:15:45- and one with the hot, hot, hot sauce for Kimmy.- Thank you.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48- Looking hot in pink. - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:49 > 0:15:52I understand one thing.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53You fancy him, don't you?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55No.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- Course you do.- Rubbish.- Come on.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- He's a nice boy.- For goodness' sake! - You're a lovely looking girl.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03For the last time, I do not fancy Fat Boy.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Um...drinks?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yeah, I'll have a drink. Yeah, let's have drinks.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15- Oh, OK, enjoy.- Thank you. - That's all right.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Oi, where have you been? - Keep your hair on.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- I ain't been getting in any trouble. - You don't have to - trouble's already here.- What?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Look, he turned up about a half hour ago.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29I got your social worker here,
0:16:29 > 0:16:31so just let her do all the talking, yeah?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37What now, eh? I've answered all your questions. I wasn't there.
0:16:37 > 0:16:38I don't know anything about any car,
0:16:38 > 0:16:42and I don't care what any dirty little grass has been whispering in your ear either.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47We have evidence to suggest that you were at the scene of the crime.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49So? I've been looking at a few motors lately.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- Pops has been teaching me to drive, ain't you, Pops?- At 15?
0:16:54 > 0:16:58- I'm advanced for my age. - We'll need to go to the station to answer any further questions, Lola.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- What's happening?- You should know.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Come on, Bill.- They've charged her.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28They've found her dabs all over the car lot.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30OK, maybe this one wasn't down to you.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31- Yeah, it weren't.- All right.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You tell whoever shopped her, this ain't a joke.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37This lot are talking youth court, the works,
0:17:37 > 0:17:39and OK, maybe she shouldn't have done what she did,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42but so what? Max is going to lose a little bit of business.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45She could lose everything cos of this.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51ENGINE STARTS
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Just can't seem to do right for doing wrong.
0:17:56 > 0:18:01- Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood. It ain't easy. - I ain't a parent.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Ray is.- I know,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07and if I still want to keep seeing him, yadda, yadda, yadda...
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Listen, just save the lecture, I already got it from my sis, all right?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15You're going to have to find some way to connect to her.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Oh, I connect with her.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I put my foot in it every time I open up my gob.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23I keep winding her up for no reason. I don't know why.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27Maybe you should find out what's important to her,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- what she's interested in.- Yeah? I tried that earlier in McKlunky's,
0:18:30 > 0:18:34- and that did not go down very well. - McKlunky's?- Ah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:40She's interested in dance, but you mean like important things, innit?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Like schoolwork?
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Maths, science and stuff like that, innit?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- I did say it wasn't going to be easy.- Yeah.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- Football?- Yeah, or are you more of a chess man or dominoes?
0:19:01 > 0:19:05- I play a bit, yeah.- All right, then, play for us, your local team.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09- This ain't my local. - Oh, I thought...- What?
0:19:09 > 0:19:14Someone been bending your ear about me, have they, someone like my old man?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Yeah, I'll take that as a yes, shall I?
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- I'm just looking for a few likely lads.- Oh, yeah.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- He put my name in the frame, did he? - Maybe he thought you'd enjoy it, a bit of fun.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Don't know him too well, do you? - Don't have a go at me.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Ah! So, just the one name, then? Not having much luck, are you, darling?
0:19:30 > 0:19:35- There's Max.- No, hold on. Max's name is not on the list, is it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- But it will be. ..You all right, Max? - All right, Kat?
0:19:38 > 0:19:39What can I get you?
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Just an orange juice, please.
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- You're off the hook.- What? - The police have just arrested Lola,
0:19:49 > 0:19:52found her fingerprints all over the car lot.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- You don't look too surprised.- Well, nothing that one does surprises me.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- Is that the only reason? - Look, I can't get into trouble, and you know that.
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- I ain't going to risk losing Bobby. It's me or her.- That's not the point...- And I choose me.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What would you do?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13No, I was just checking, that's all. Yeah.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, my mistake.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Seen Derek?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21- Not since this morning. - Only I need a word.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Just spoke to Gran, though.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25She knows nothing about coming for tea tonight,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27probably because she's not, is she?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31What's the idea, Joey?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Get me home, lock the doors, barricade the windows?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Get a life.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Coffee, please.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48All right?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Things are looking good, then? I've just been talking to Max.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Yeah, yeah. Touch and go.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57So fragile, aren't they?
0:20:57 > 0:20:58Yeah.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01You feel...helpless.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Do me a favour, Kat, when am I going to find the time to play football?
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Yeah, Jack said you'd be chicken. - Been twisting his arm an' all? - Didn't need to.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16- He jumped at it.- He ain't got a flaming wedding to sort out, has he?
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Ooh, you make it sound like it's a chore.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I didn't mean it like that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- Should be fun, shouldn't it? Planning your big day an' all that? - Yeah, it is.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I mean, I know it's your second time round and that, but still.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31No, it's just Tanya, innit?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34She's had a rough time, it's bound to have some effect.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37By the sounds of it, it hasn't been a barrel of laughs for you either.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You know what I need, don't you?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- A good old work-out on some muddy football pitch somewhere.- That's it.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You can work off those frustrations.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51I didn't say anything about any frustrations.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54Maybe I can recognise the signs.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Is that right?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Is what right?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Looking for work?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Not you as well.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13What's that?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Been asking you too, has he? My interfering old man?
0:22:16 > 0:22:19No, I'm the last person your old man would come to for a favour.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Sounds like you don't really like him very much.- Not exactly, no.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25If you want to hack him off, I could do with some help behind the bar.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33He might play games...
0:22:33 > 0:22:34I don't.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- What happened?- In court, Tuesday.
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- Social worker says I should just plead guilty, get it over and done with.- So, what,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55you're just going to roll over?
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I'm bang to rights anyway, so what's the point?- And what'll happen then?
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- It's up to the magistrates. Come on. - They wouldn't...
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Don't matter what they do, does it? Too late.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11Listen, it weren't me, all right? You know that, don't you?
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Don't matter who it was, does it? Not now.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Lo.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Oh, I've had another idea.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Oh, no.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Now, about this work experience thing you've got to do, yeah?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- Not again! - Listen, I've got this mate,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38now he's a regular little brainbox, and he works in a hospital.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Now I know that you're really interested in blood and gore
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- and all that kind of stuff, yeah? - A hospital?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Yeah.- As in a real-life, working hospital...
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Yes.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51..with doctors and nurses and all that?
0:23:51 > 0:23:56- Yeah, and he's not a porter, if that's what you're getting at. - You mean he's an actual doctor?
0:23:56 > 0:24:02Yeah, well, sort of. You see, he doesn't actually work with, like, live patients...
0:24:02 > 0:24:08- What, you mean he's in forensics?- Into what? - But that's my favourite field.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- I know!- And you could get me to work with him?
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- I could ask. - That would be fantastic!- Yeah.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21- Alfie?- Hm?- Look at this.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Ooh!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Well, Harry Redknapp, how did you do it?
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Must be my natural charm...
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Got them queueing up to play, ain't you?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35- ..or the free oranges at half-time. - Jack, Max, most of the lads from the market.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Alfie, what can I say? You've either got it or you ain't.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I have and you ain't.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43That's right, innit? Only there's one problem.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47- What problem?- One minute we ain't got enough, now we've got too many.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Seems to me you're going to have to disappoint a few players.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51HE LAUGHS
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Doing it again, ain't you, hm? Playing games?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- I don't know what you're talking about.- Do me a favour, Derek.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Everywhere I've been today, it's all I've had, YOU,
0:25:06 > 0:25:08in me face, talking to Max about me,
0:25:08 > 0:25:11even talking to the landlady of this place about me.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15- What makes you think I'm playing games?- Where you're concerned, everything always is.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19- Maybe I'm just trying to find out what's on offer for you.- Because?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21- Build some bridges. - It's a bit late for that, innit?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.- Yeah, well, don't try!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Just ask...and I'll tell you.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yeah...it is too late.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35You know, I thought with you being a little bit older, we might be able to...
0:25:35 > 0:25:38What, that I'd check my brain out, like my sister?
0:25:38 > 0:25:41You're just doing what you've always done - trying to pull the wool over my eyes,
0:25:41 > 0:25:45trying to convince me that you're not a slimy toad no more.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47It's pathetic.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You know, I don't know why I bother.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52Finally learnt your lesson, have you?
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Like you said yourself, I've got my daughter here.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Don't count on it.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- She's here, ain't she? - Don't get too used to that.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You never was worth bothering about.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Cos I saw through you?
0:26:06 > 0:26:10My little Alice, she's an angel...
0:26:10 > 0:26:12whereas you,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15you're just the runt of the litter.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26You got a minute?
0:26:30 > 0:26:31That offer of yours...
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Looks like I might need to stick around for a bit.
0:26:39 > 0:26:42So I reckon it'll suit me down to the ground.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Good.
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