03/07/2012

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0:00:27 > 0:00:29Seeing as it is your day off today,

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I am going to spoil you rotten, my little angel.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34We are going to start with a proper cooked breakfast.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37And then I might have a little surprise for you.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46I said he could stay the night. Make it easier for his new job.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I got a job working with Michael.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh. Michael.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53You don't mind, do you?

0:00:53 > 0:00:57No, course not. Nah. Great.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11Why don't you sit down and eat that properly?

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I ain't got time. I got two MOTs to do

0:01:13 > 0:01:16before the footie trials at lunch. All right? See you later.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23You enjoying that?

0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Yeah, it's great.- Yeah, sounds like it. You're chewing really loudly.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- I'm chewing like I always chew. - Yeah. Loudly.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You never complained about it before.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34It's amazing, the things you get used to.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38You're like a pneumatic drill. It's going right through me.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Give it a rest, will you? Ain't a crime to chew, is it?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42No, but murder is.

0:01:42 > 0:01:48And carry on like that, chewy, and I won't be responsible for my actions.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50- Where you going?- Back to bed!

0:01:55 > 0:01:58I reckon this football match could be the start of something big.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59It's only a friendly.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I know, sweetheart.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04But if we do really well, we could join the pub league, couldn't we?

0:02:04 > 0:02:05One step at a time, eh?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Nan, can you get this junk off the table?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09This ain't junk. It's highly valuable merchandise.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13And I reckon this could put the Vic back on track.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16It's going to take more than a football match to sort our finances.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17No thanks to Michael.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19He said he's going to pay us back.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- When exactly?- I don't know.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Maybe I should go down the hospital and ask him.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Or maybe you should concentrate on the football. What do you reckon, Jean?

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hey, I can just see it now, though. You as the manager.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- Me as your star striker. Back of the net!- You haven't made the team yet.

0:02:36 > 0:02:41- Come on, sweetheart, my name's going to be top of the list, ain't it? - Let's see how you do at the trial.

0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Trial by football.- You saying I've got to trial with the rest of the numpties?- Yeah, that's right.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- But I'm sleeping with the manager. - Exactly, Ulrika.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Which is more the reason why you got to prove yourself.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54My Brian used to have a telescope. Not as posh as that.

0:02:54 > 0:03:00Used to gaze at the stars for hours. Said he found it very therapeutic.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04- Why don't you keep it, Jean?- Really?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Why not? It'll take your mind off things.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Thank you, Mo! That is really kind of you.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16See, that's what I'm talking about. Team Moon.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Pulling together.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32It's great Joey decided to stick around, isn't it?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Yeah, it's great. So what made you change your mind?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, you know, thought I'd keep an eye on Alice.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Oh. And there I was thinking it was because of me.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44So what's this surprise you've got laid on for me then, Dad?

0:03:44 > 0:03:48Well, I thought I would take this opportunity to introduce you

0:03:48 > 0:03:53to my world famous - but top-secret - recipe for spaghetti bolognese.

0:03:53 > 0:03:54THEY LAUGH

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Dad learnt to cook in prison.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59One must make good use of one's time

0:03:59 > 0:04:01when one is paying one's debt to society.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05- Oh, absolutely!- Absolutely!

0:04:05 > 0:04:08What say when we finish up here, we get down the market,

0:04:08 > 0:04:11get the ingredients for the spag bol?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14What about you, Joe, fancy pitching in?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21No, you're all right. Somewhere I need to be.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Oi! So, Mrs Moon,

0:04:30 > 0:04:33what exactly have you got planned for the trials, then?

0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Ooh, trying to get inside info, are we?- Nah. Course not!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41You do know what you're doing, don't ya?

0:04:41 > 0:04:44We wouldn't even have a team if it wasn't for me, thank you very much.

0:04:44 > 0:04:50- You can be very persuasive when you want to be, can't ya?- I'm still not telling you what I've got planned.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55But seriously though, if you need help with formations or strategies,

0:04:55 > 0:04:56- I'm your man.- Is that right?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yes! What are you going to do, a classic formation, 4-4-2?

0:04:59 > 0:05:03Or you going to do the Christmas Tree formation, with a 4-3-2-1?

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Or, my personal favourite, which is the 1-5-3-2, with a sweeper?

0:05:09 > 0:05:12That's what you are, is it? The sweeper?

0:05:12 > 0:05:15Clearing up all the mess that everyone else leaves behind?

0:05:17 > 0:05:23Nah. I'm the front man, ain't I? The star striker. Match-winner.

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Glory boy.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26We'll see after the trials.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33When you've finished that, you can come and help me down the Arches.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36Maybe she needs some help. You know, counselling.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38What Shirley needs is to go back to work.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Stop moping about and take her mind off things.

0:05:40 > 0:05:41MOBILE BEEPS

0:05:44 > 0:05:46What is it?

0:05:46 > 0:05:47It's a reminder.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Heather's birthday tomorrow.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Where you going? - Give it back to Shirl.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Are you mad?

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Come on. Pass it.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13There you go, boys.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Looking good, guys!

0:06:17 > 0:06:20It's like watching Bobby and Jackie Charlton.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22- What does that make me, then? Bobby Moore?- Dudley Moore!

0:06:22 > 0:06:25THEY LAUGH

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Oh, look, Usain Bolt's about to put in an appearance!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- All right, Billy, you all set for the trials, mate?- Nah, I can't.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Well, I can't risk getting injured, can I?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37I've got an Olympic flame to carry. Besides, I've got enough on my plate with all this Lola business.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42- Bill, can't just turn a blind eye, can I?- Nah, course you can't.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Look Max, I know what she did was wrong.

0:06:44 > 0:06:49But she's 16 and she's pregnant. The last thing she needs is you and Lucy making trouble for her.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yeah, well, my hands are tied, aren't they?

0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Yeah, right. See you later. - Yeah, see you, Billy.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Hello, Jay, you not going the football trials?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Yeah, I'm going to get changed now. How's Lola?

0:07:02 > 0:07:03She's got the right hump.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06We've got to go court today and Ritchie's told her to plead guilty.

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- Some 16th birthday, eh? - Is it her birthday?

0:07:10 > 0:07:13Yeah. Anyway... good luck with the trials.

0:07:16 > 0:07:23You should've seen it. Sunday lunch. Whole Branning clan round the table.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Max and Jack trying to outdo each other.

0:07:27 > 0:07:31He had hair then, Max. But just as freckly.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36And Jack, he was going to be the next Marlon Brando.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40All mean and moody. Carol, face like thunder.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45April, with her dreams of the future.

0:07:47 > 0:07:51Suzy, with her latest boyfriend in tow. Different one every week, her.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Roast potatoes steaming up the window. And me carving the joint.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07And the laughter ringing out. That's what I remember the most.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10The laughter.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11That sounds lovely.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Yeah, it was.

0:08:15 > 0:08:16Look at me now -

0:08:16 > 0:08:20can't even get me son to sit down and break bread with me.

0:08:20 > 0:08:24Shouldn't be surprised, though. It's an unwritten law, innit?

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Fathers and sons, always fighting like cats and dogs.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32I was just the same with my old man when I was his age.

0:08:32 > 0:08:33MOBILE BEEPS

0:08:36 > 0:08:38It's Lauren.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41Says she needs to see me urgently.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Well, you better get round there then, ain't ya?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- No. It's all right. I'll stay. - No, go on. You're all right.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'll finish up here. Just don't be late for lunch.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52OK. I won't.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15You're not going to do anything stupid, are ya?

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Me? Never!

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Good. Birthday card.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Cheers.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Listen, you're all right, ain't you, Lo?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Course. I'm 16, ain't I?

0:09:26 > 0:09:29I can smoke, have sex - bit late for that, though.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Get married. Probably best not to do 'em all today, though.

0:09:35 > 0:09:39Listen, I could come to the court with you if you want.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42What, and miss your footie trials?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, I don't mind. It's not my thing anyway.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Nah, you're all right. Pops is picking me up in a minute.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Tell you what, you can take me for a birthday drink later if you want?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Celebrate my freedom. - Yeah, all right then.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04ROWDY BANTER

0:10:08 > 0:10:10I can feel the testosterone from here.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yeah, I wondered what the smell was!

0:10:12 > 0:10:16Who wants to see their dad in a pair of shorts?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18I think it's sexy.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22Not Max! Tyler, I mean.

0:10:22 > 0:10:23THEY CHUCKLE

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Shame your cousin's not trying out, innit?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27- Bet he looks all right in a pair of shorts.- Eugh, Mum!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30What? I'm only saying what you're all thinking.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Seriously, though, what is the point in football?

0:10:34 > 0:10:35It's all primal, innit?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38If they weren't doing that, then they'd be beating their chests

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- or wrestling in a field or something.- Come on, you two! It's exciting.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Y'know, if Max and Tyler get picked, we get to be WAGs.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Great!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48THEY LAUGH

0:10:48 > 0:10:49What was so urgent?

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Not much competition in here, is it? - I don't know about that, mate!

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- We'll give you a run for your money, don't worry.- All right...

0:11:01 > 0:11:02Shame Ricky ain't here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05- I heard he was a good footballer. - Shame he left town then, innit?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06ALL: Ooh!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Oi oi!- Here she is, guv'nor!

0:11:08 > 0:11:09THEY CHEER

0:11:09 > 0:11:11SHE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:11:11 > 0:11:15All right, boys, calm down. Right. The match is tomorrow,

0:11:15 > 0:11:17so I ain't got a lot of time to kick you sorry lot in to shape.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20- Hello? Some of us are already in shape.- All right!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23So I'll be testing your stamina...

0:11:24 > 0:11:27..how fit you are...

0:11:27 > 0:11:30and your ball-control skills.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31THEY LAUGH

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- But most importantly, your ability to score.- Go on, girl!

0:11:34 > 0:11:38- This is football you're talking about, ain't it? - Course I am. What else?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39This is what I call man management.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- Alfie don't know what he's let himself in for.- Course I do,

0:11:42 > 0:11:44that's why I married the girl!

0:11:44 > 0:11:47So, just so you know, I ain't got no time for prima donnas.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49So what I say goes, all right?

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Yes, boss! Yes!

0:11:50 > 0:11:53- And just remember, if you're picked...- There's no ifs about it.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56If you're picked, you'll be playing for the honour of the Queen Vic!

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Yes! Go on the Queen Vic! Come on, boys.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Wait for me!

0:12:01 > 0:12:04All right, Nan? What you come as - a saveloy?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05THEY LAUGH

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Meet your official team physio. Magic sponge at the ready.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well, that should be an incentive to keep us injury-free.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16And you're the first on my list for a post-match rub down.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18RAUCOUS CHEERING

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Yeah!

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Right, come on then. Let's get this show on the road.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Why are you still playing games?

0:12:32 > 0:12:34I was just trying to save you from a day in with Delia.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38As long as this doesn't turn into another lecture about Dad.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42No. Course not.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47You oughta give Mum a call, though. Clear the air.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51Because if you're going to be sticking around, we all need to try

0:12:51 > 0:12:53- and find a way to get on, right?- Right.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Good. So I'll see you at lunch.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58One step at a time, eh?

0:12:58 > 0:13:02All Dad wants is for us to just sit down and have a proper family lunch.

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Just the three of us. It would mean the world to him.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10And to me.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17He's a bit good!

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Obviously rates himself, don't he? - No, he's all show, ain't he?

0:13:23 > 0:13:28- What's the matter, Grandad, worried you're not going to be able to keep up?- Ha, you see! Quoted for truth!

0:13:28 > 0:13:30HE LAUGHS

0:13:30 > 0:13:32RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Look at them pants! - Oh that's mature, ain't it.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Don't do that in front of the ladies, man! It's not funny.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41You wait till bath time after the match. I'll see it all then.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45- She ain't serious, is she?- Afraid you ain't going to measure up? - No! That's not what I mean.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- No. I'm just saying, it's not right...- Mate. She's winding you up.- What?

0:13:49 > 0:13:53- She's winding you up. - Oh, that's funny. Like, mixed baths. As if, you know...

0:13:53 > 0:13:57Kat, just to let you know - Fats is good in that department. So Kat, if you need to...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Yes. Get on, get on. On, boy!

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Bet you're loving all this, ain't you? Blokes running around in shorts doing exactly what you say.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10I don't know what you mean(!) Now get on that bus before I give you extra laps round that pitch.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Oi! Alfie! Come on. - Come on, lads!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Have you seen my phone?- No.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Listen, I need you to go down the club for me.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32I'm busy.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34- I need you to take a delivery. - Why can't you do it?

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Because I've got a load of motors turning up at the Arches that need sorting out.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43And with Janine in hospital, well, it's all hands on deck.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Shirley?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Fine!

0:14:54 > 0:14:55So? How did it go with Alice?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57HE SIGHS

0:14:57 > 0:15:01She's... just so stubborn, you know.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Hmm. Must be a family trait.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06THEY CHUCKLE

0:15:06 > 0:15:09But give her time and she'll soon see what Derek's really like.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11And what if she don't, eh?

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Then you're just going to have to open her eyes.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Trust me, I've been trying, but...

0:15:16 > 0:15:18But?

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Right. You don't want her to hate you for it.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28Then you're just going to have to be really, really clever about it then, aren't ya?

0:15:28 > 0:15:29SHE CHUCKLES

0:15:29 > 0:15:30- Here y'are.- Thank you.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33How comes you're not trying out for the footie, then?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Not sure I'm going to be sticking around too long.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37I thought you had a job here.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Derek.- Oh, right.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47See, the thing is with Joey is he's a control freak.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49He always has to have everything his own way.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Taste.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56That's awesome! But he'll come round. Eventually.

0:15:56 > 0:16:01Well, let's hope so, eh? But I wouldn't hold your breath.

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- Why did you sign for it? - You weren't here.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13And the bloke said you were expecting 'em.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Well, the cars, yeah. But not...not that!

0:16:40 > 0:16:43The whiff of court. Lo. Come on, babe.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Otherwise they're going to stop serving lunch.

0:16:45 > 0:16:47And I've gotta get back to work.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Janine's counting on me now, ain't she?

0:16:49 > 0:16:53Hey, you hear little baby Pat's on the mend?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Good news, innit?

0:16:55 > 0:17:01I can't believe it's only a week ago they had that big marquee up and everything in the square.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04You going like that?

0:17:06 > 0:17:08Er... Yeah. Why not?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Oh, I see - you ashamed to be seen out with me, is that it?- No. No.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17I just don't see why you gotta go round flaunting that. It ain't like,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19something to be proud of, is it?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29MUSIC PLAYING: "Don't You Want Me" by The Human League

0:17:48 > 0:17:53- You all right, Jean? - What you got there?- This will be my gateway to the stars.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- If I can understand it. - Oh, very nice.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57What, new hobby, is it?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well, we all need something to take our mind off things.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04# We're on the march with Kathleen's army,

0:18:04 > 0:18:07# We're all going to Wem-ber-ley! #

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Wemberley!

0:18:09 > 0:18:11# And we're going to shake 'em up when we win the FA Cup

0:18:11 > 0:18:16# Cos The Queen Vic are the greatest football team. #

0:18:18 > 0:18:22- How did it go?- Just call me the hat-trick king.- He's a bit full of himself, ain't he?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- He is tasty, though.- I bet he's no match for you warriors.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28You know what, I don't know him but I like him. I like him.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Look at you, all out of puff.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Yeah. You want to work on your stamina, Max.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35That's the story of his life.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38# Little donkey, little donkey... #

0:18:38 > 0:18:42Yes, all right, very funny. What's the matter with you?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44I think you might've broke it.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48Oh, Mo, it's not broken. It's just a bit of cramp. Get off, you dirty mare. Trying to cop a feel.

0:18:48 > 0:18:53What's the matter with you? And if some of us, not mentioning no names, hadn't been so selfish,

0:18:53 > 0:18:55I wouldn't have had to run around like a lunatic, would I?

0:18:55 > 0:18:59Mate, listen. What can I say? I mean, some of us are thoroughbreds.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- And some of us are workhorses. - Yeah, yeah. Kat hasn't picked the team yet.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06And I'm sure she'll make the right decision, won't you, love of my life?

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Oh, I'm sure she will. Make sure, Kat!

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I know it's hard, but you can't keep moping about like this.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Shirley!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't you think I know that?

0:19:17 > 0:19:20D'you think I enjoy sitting at home watching daytime rubbish telly?

0:19:20 > 0:19:25You have no idea how annoying Jeremy Kyle is. I'd like to rip the weasel's head off.

0:19:25 > 0:19:30Do you think I like drinking halfway through the day listening to tragic '80s songs?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Then let me help you.

0:19:33 > 0:19:36How? What can you do?

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Can you take the pain away?

0:19:39 > 0:19:40I dunno.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45I know you've got too much time on your hands.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Too much time to think. And too much time to remember.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50What? What do you want me to do?

0:19:50 > 0:19:54- You want me to forget about Hev? Forget about what happened? - No. Course not. But...

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Shirl, it's time to move on.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59And Heather wouldn't want you moping about like this, would she, eh?

0:19:59 > 0:20:03I dunno, she could mope with the best of them.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Why don't you come back here and work?

0:20:11 > 0:20:15No. I don't want to be cooped up in here.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19HE CHUCKLES

0:20:19 > 0:20:22I know just the thing.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- What do you reckon your chances then?- I dunno.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28I was always last to get picked for sports at school.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Come on, sweetheart!

0:20:33 > 0:20:36- Come on then, put us out of our misery!- All right. I've chose the team. So -

0:20:36 > 0:20:38in goal... Andrew.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Just call me safe hands.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45In defence, Winston... Jay...

0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Nice one, Jay! - ..Syed and Masood.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- They had to go back to work. - Ah, boo...

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- In midfield, Anthony...- Yes!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- ..Fat Boy... - Yes! Just call me bouncer!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59..and the Branning boys.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Midfield generals. Thank you.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03And up front...Tyler Moon...

0:21:03 > 0:21:06- Yes! Naturally.- ..and...

0:21:11 > 0:21:15- Alfie!- Hey, get in there! - The rest of you are on the bench.

0:21:15 > 0:21:20Kat. How come you're choosing Alfie instead of me?

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Because Alfie's a team player.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26- Come on, Raymondo. No hard feelings, it's all about age over experience. Right?- Yeah, whatever.

0:21:26 > 0:21:30And it's nice to know you'll be on the bench if I need a breather!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- All right, Max? What can I get you? - Same again, please.

0:21:36 > 0:21:37You sure about Alfie?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Yeah, like I said, he's a team player.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Safety net, more like. And team players don't win matches.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Winning is all about taking risks.

0:21:46 > 0:21:50And you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

0:21:50 > 0:21:51Yeah, I'm a proper little thrill seeker.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57- You're having a laugh, ain't ya? - No. It'll be great, won't it?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59You know - open road. Fresh air...

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Stench of fried onions.- Come on, where's your sense of adventure, eh?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05- It's a wreck!- You like a challenge, don't ya?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07My life's one big challenge, living with you.

0:22:07 > 0:22:10So - you up for it then?

0:22:13 > 0:22:15If it keeps you off my back.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18This is really good.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21You wait till you taste the trifle I've knocked up for dessert.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Don't you mean your world famous trifle?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25THEY LAUGH

0:22:25 > 0:22:27DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:37 > 0:22:39- Hey, sis.- You came!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Couldn't let you down, could I?

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Not too late, am I?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46No. Course you ain't. Come on. Sit down. Sit.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54There you go. You tuck into that, eh?

0:22:57 > 0:22:59This is nice, isn't it?

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Well, I hope there's plenty more. - Why, are you hungry?

0:23:04 > 0:23:08I'm starving. I invited a few mates round for lunch.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11You don't mind, do you?

0:23:13 > 0:23:20- Joey said there was some grub going. - Go on, everyone. Don't be shy. There's plenty to go round.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Help yourselves.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24Nice, mate. Cos I tell you what, I am ravenous!

0:23:27 > 0:23:29There you go, Anthony, you sit there.

0:23:29 > 0:23:33And pride of place for you, Lucy.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36Er, where can I sit, then?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38- You're family. You can stand. - Oh, charming(!)

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Well, go on, everyone, tuck in. - This is cream of the crop, Del.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Really? I think it's missing something. A little salt, maybe.

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Mmm. Yeah, that's much better.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Here, Alice, you should have some more salt too.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03- I don't want any. - Hey, no need to be polite.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06All family here. There you go.

0:24:09 > 0:24:13Well, this is nice, ain't it?

0:24:18 > 0:24:23- Del, Del, Del!- Dad! No! Stop it! - You get out of this house!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Now! Now!- Dad!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Alice. Meet your dad.

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- All right, birthday girl, you all set for that drink? - What - with this?

0:24:38 > 0:24:43- It didn't go well, then? - Top marks, Sherlock. Got a tag and community service.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45But you can still go for a drink, can't ya?

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Long as I'm back in time for my curfew.- Look on the bright side.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51And what exactly is the bright side, Einstein?

0:24:51 > 0:24:56At least you didn't get sent down. And you get to keep the baby.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57Giving birth in a tag.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01Classy. Still, least it's keeping up my family's tradition, eh?

0:25:01 > 0:25:04My gran'd be well proud.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Listen, Lola...

0:25:06 > 0:25:08That Lucy's going to pay for this.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Lucy was wrong to grass you up, yeah. But...

0:25:10 > 0:25:11But what?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Oh, right. So this is all my fault, is it?

0:25:13 > 0:25:17I only did this for you, Jay! So you better decide whose side you're on!

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Well, say something.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28Are you all right, darling?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30How could you do it?

0:25:30 > 0:25:34You knew how important this was to Dad. But you had to go and ruin it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36What? I'm sorry. All right?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39But I had to show you the kind of man he really is.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Oh yeah? And what kind of man are you, eh?

0:25:41 > 0:25:45What kind of man deliberately sabotages his own sister's happiness?

0:25:45 > 0:25:50And for what? To make some misguided point, borne out of hatred?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53He didn't do this because he loves you.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54He did this because he hates me.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59Don't listen to any of this. All this rubbish about wanting his family around him.

0:25:59 > 0:26:03He doesn't care about you! He doesn't care about any of us.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Now come on. Let me take you home.

0:26:07 > 0:26:09This is my home now.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12And you're wrong. He DOES care about me.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15And he cares about you. You just won't let him.

0:26:15 > 0:26:16Now I want you to apologise.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Yeah? When hell freezes over.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21Then I think you should leave.

0:26:21 > 0:26:25What?! Alice, you're making a huge mistake here.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Fine.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34But sooner or later, she'll have her eyes opened.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's only a matter of time.

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