05/07/2012

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0:00:36 > 0:00:39No. I know, don't say it, all right.

0:00:40 > 0:00:41HE GROANS

0:00:41 > 0:00:45And before you ask, the answer is yes, all right.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50I do feel as bad as I look.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52HE GASPS

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Come on, Kat, don't give me the silent treatment.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07What? You never done something you shouldn't?

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Kat?

0:01:26 > 0:01:30All right boys? A touch, touch, a touch from me.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37And I'll have some of them seltzers as well please, Dee.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41I've got a mouth like a bus driver's...glove.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51All right, Jack? How's your legs this morning?

0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Ruined. You?- Sore. Not as sore as me head though.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08It's the worst thing about the morning after, innit?

0:02:10 > 0:02:12The blanks.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14You wake up and you say to yourself,

0:02:14 > 0:02:20"I know I done something last night, but I can't remember what it was."

0:02:27 > 0:02:29Yeah, yeah, I know, mate.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32Hold on a sec, she's here right now. Hold on, stay there.

0:02:32 > 0:02:38Bloke about the pub football team. Entry forms and stuff?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40No, not now.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Listen, mate, can she ring you a bit later on, is that all right?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Yeah, all right. Cheers, mate. Bye.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04PHONE RINGS

0:03:15 > 0:03:18It's second-hand, what do you expect?

0:03:18 > 0:03:19Second-hand stuff always smells.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Stinks more like. No wonder no-one's buying anything.

0:03:23 > 0:03:24I know.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Had Head Office on the phone to me yesterday

0:03:26 > 0:03:28wanting to know why it was so quiet.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31People ain't got any money to spend, that's why.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Who wants to spend it on tat?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34What do you know?

0:03:36 > 0:03:41Maybe I should put some more stuff outside.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Or I could change the window display.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Take some old rubbish out and put some new rubbish in its place.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Genius.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30- You going somewhere?- To see Lola.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Not today you're not.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35D'you want help down the Arches?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38No. You're going to help Shirley out. First run of the burger van.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40You up for that?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yeah, I just asked him, he said he'd love to. Didn't you, Ben?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Course.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Can I just get a coffee.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Still here then?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Not for much longer.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Oh?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Mission accomplished. Any day now.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I think that girl's got a bit of a thing for you.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18What, don't tell me you haven't noticed?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19And what business is it of yours?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I'm your dad.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Can I sue? Trade Descriptions Act or something?

0:05:25 > 0:05:30Like I keep telling you, we're more alike than you think.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, right-o, Derek. In your dreams.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34My nightmares.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Good looks.

0:05:35 > 0:05:39I take after Mum, everyone's always said it.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Answer for everything.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Leave me alone, will you?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Bit of a temper.- Please?

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Quick on the uptake.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51I'll even throw in a little bit of crafty as well.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53And we're both in the doghouse with Alice.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Like I said. Loads.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01- So you up for it then?- Well, yeah.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04You're up for it, ain't you, Max? Pub league?

0:06:04 > 0:06:08- Come on then.- You going for that, then?- You all right, Mike?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Cos I can hook you up with the proper gear. Shirts, all that.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13HE SIGHS

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Yeah, I know Ray's up for it an' all.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yeah, well he would be, wouldn't he.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25- Cock of the walk ain't he, that one? - And Kat must be up for it.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Yeah, she had a good time, didn't she?

0:06:27 > 0:06:31- So what's the problem? - Yeah, it'll be fine.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32This is the economy pack.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35Yeah, well, think of the mark up we're going to make.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37- They're frozen. - Then we'll defrost them.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38It'll take all day.

0:06:38 > 0:06:4120 minutes max. We can use that blowtorch down the Arches.

0:06:41 > 0:06:42Shirl!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Or we can just stick 'em in the microwave. Cheers.

0:06:45 > 0:06:49No. Stack those over by the magazines there, will you?

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Actually, I think they work better by the till.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yes, well, yeah. That is a good idea.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57This bag gets heavier every day.

0:06:57 > 0:07:03However, my idea is just better. So, over by the magazines?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Anytime in the next, you know, 24 hours if that'll do you.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Oh, it's from Head Office.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, my goodness, it must be the results.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15The Best Minute Mart in East London.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17And there's none better, I've visited them all.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20We come out best on customer choice, customer service,

0:07:20 > 0:07:22on ambience, on convenience.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25Best see what the Head Office thinks, eh?

0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh, d'you know, this is ridiculous, I'm actually quite nervous, here.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I think you'll find I'm the one who's supposed to be nervous.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Meaning?

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Shall I?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Well?

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Mas, is this some sort of a wind up or...

0:07:53 > 0:07:57No, I'm sorry, Denise, it says it here in black and white.

0:07:57 > 0:08:01You're not the best Minute Mart in East London.

0:08:03 > 0:08:06You're the best in the South and the East.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10That's amazing!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Show me.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Look after them, all right. Take care of them. Have a lovely day.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Bye.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Looking for something special?

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Present for my Dad, it's his birthday.- Oh.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I was thinking something for his flat.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32That's nice.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34It looks nice. It's not...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36What?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40You hear such stories - markets, second-hand places...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Is it knocked-off in other words?

0:08:42 > 0:08:46I didn't say that. But seeing as you said it.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48That is a 100% kosher and above board.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's a much-prized possession from a loving home.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53How did it end up here then?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55You really are the careful type, aren't you?

0:08:55 > 0:08:59It's former owner has no use for it any more.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Because?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Because he's kind of former all the way around.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07- He's dead?- Well, I hope so for his sake, he was cremated yesterday.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09So you knew him then?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12I knew someone who knew him, put it that way.

0:09:12 > 0:09:17So, the vase? What you saying?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I'll think about it.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28All right? Takeaway coffee please.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Michael. How's Janine?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34She's better, thank you. And the baby's better as well.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Cheers.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41How's my kid doing, Michael? Settling in OK, is he?

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Yeah.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44He's a good kid. Bit messed up.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47But then, you'd understand that.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Treat him well, yeah?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Me and Joey, we haven't always seen eye-to-eye,

0:09:52 > 0:09:55but he's my son after all.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59THEY GIGGLE EXCITEDLY

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Cake, please and lots of it.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Celebrating?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh, yes, and why shouldn't we?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08We already know that we are the best Minute Mart in East...

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- And South.- ..And South London. And Head Office agrees.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Wow. Have it on me then.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14Oh, thank you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18You know, I knew all my hard work would pay off.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21So what do you think my prize will be, huh?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Do you think like a little mini holiday or maybe some paid leave?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27I could really do with that,

0:10:27 > 0:10:29after the extra hours that I have put in.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31You know, I've put in a fair few hours myself.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Behind that till day in, day out, night in and night out.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39- We don't even open during the night. - No. Evenings.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Anyway, I've always believed it is the quality

0:10:42 > 0:10:44of the contribution that counts.

0:10:44 > 0:10:49Look, this prize, yeah, whatever it is, maybe we can share it.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51SHE LAUGHS

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Now why would I want to share something that is rightfully mine?

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And that too with someone who didn't do anything to earn it?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59No. It's been decided. I'm keeping that prize.

0:10:59 > 0:11:00I insist on it.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, do you?

0:11:02 > 0:11:06There you are, my dear.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Thank you, Patrick, but I think I'd choke on it.

0:11:10 > 0:11:14Zainab, I'm really worried about this.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Relax. It's working beautifully.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28Kat. Walford's finest.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Guaranteed to work every time.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, almost every time.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38They're lovely.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42Listen, Kat, you ain't got the hump with me any more, have you?

0:11:42 > 0:11:45I never had. Come here.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49If I'd know you were going to be like this,

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'd have saved myself a few quid.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54I'm joking. Listen, sweetheart, the organiser's been on the phone again.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57Let me finish, he's been bending my ear, cos all the lads,

0:11:57 > 0:11:58they want to play football, Jack, Max, Ray.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01And Derek, he's been driving me nuts,

0:12:01 > 0:12:04talking about opening up a book or something.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08Come on ,sweetheart, you loved it like the rest of us.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10All right, I messed up a little bit.

0:12:10 > 0:12:13Yeah, but doing it regular, in a league though,

0:12:13 > 0:12:16it's a lot of hard work.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Yeah, yeah, I know, granted. It's worth a try, yeah?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's easy for you to say, sparked out flat on your face.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I don't understand, you were up for it yesterday, you've gone full circle.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26That's when I thought it was a one-off.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28But we've got this pub to run, and Tommy to look after.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I know, just think about it, the roar of the crowd.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32One man and his dog more like.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34The last-minute corner, injury-time header,

0:12:34 > 0:12:36the pleasure, the pain, the ecstasy.

0:12:36 > 0:12:40- I just don't feel easy about it. - What do you mean, easy? I don't...

0:12:40 > 0:12:41I can't explain it, I just don't.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56PHONE RINGS

0:13:04 > 0:13:10Look, stop phoning me, all right? I don't want to know.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36All right, superstar? Happy Birthday, mate.

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I thought they'd have given you the afternoon off, but work is work.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Nah, it's not my birthday for another six months.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44What made you think it was?

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Mr Coker?

0:13:51 > 0:13:52The very same.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I wonder if I might have a little word?

0:13:55 > 0:13:56Regarding?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Well, business.

0:13:59 > 0:14:04My sincere condolences, my dear, dear lady.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07If you'll just give me a moment, we'll go back to my office.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Not that kind of business.

0:14:22 > 0:14:26Here, darlin'. Want to see where I live?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29I want to know WHY you live.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38Right, come on. Let's see how you flip it.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40How?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44Well, stick that thing underneath and flick it.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45Right, ready.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Never mind about that one, the local dog'll have it later.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Right, give it here. Now watch how the master does it.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06Lucy, it's a bit early for clubbing, innit.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10Oh, no, I just took some stuff to the charity shop.

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Oh, I see.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- I'm not a stalker.- Yet.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Hey, darlin'...

0:15:20 > 0:15:24I got this beautiful penthouse, river views, the lot.

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Sorry, and this is who?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28The Missing Link.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31You would look so good on my wrap-around balcony.

0:15:31 > 0:15:36Right, why don't you go to some dark place and...

0:15:36 > 0:15:38carry on evolving?

0:15:45 > 0:15:49All right. Not being taken for a mug, am I?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Meaning?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Meaning why's your old man so concerned about you all of a sudden?

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- It's got nothing to do with me. - I thought you didn't get on.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- We don't.- That's the main reason I took you on.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00- So what you trying to say? I'm a liar?- Are you?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02You want to watch your mouth.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Oh, dear. You're beginning to sound like him as well.

0:16:06 > 0:16:07Hope I haven't made a mistake.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Stop fussing, Masood.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16I can't help it, it's completely against all the rules.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Who's going to know?- The envelope was addressed to Denise.- So?

0:16:19 > 0:16:20- PHONE RINGS - Kamil!

0:16:20 > 0:16:23If she ever finds out you've already read it...

0:16:23 > 0:16:25- How will she know? I'm won't tell her.- Hello.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- And if you tell her, I will kill you. - It's Kamil.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Give me the phone.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Hello?

0:16:33 > 0:16:34Who was it, Kamil?

0:16:34 > 0:16:35A man.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Hmm. Look, I'm going to burn this, right now.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Yeah, you do whatever you want, just stop fussing, Masood.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- If Denise ever comes here.- Whatever.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Shirl, we've got customers,

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Right.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01You try one, make sure they're all right

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- and then I can start serving. - Why don't you?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07What's the problem? That dog didn't keel over, did it?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10All right, here you are. We'll do it together, yeah?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14After three.

0:17:14 > 0:17:17One, two, three.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23- Shirl!- Well, what's it like?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27It's OK.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28What, really?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah. It's all right.

0:17:33 > 0:17:34Right, what can I get you?

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I'll have a burger and chips please.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39- You know, talk about pigheaded, - Calm down now, man.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41- Obstinate, stubborn. - I don't see the problem.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44She thinks this is a one-woman show you see, that's the problem.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46She can't think that. I mean, both of you work here.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Yes. I've worked here longer though.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50Yes, but what I'm trying to...

0:17:50 > 0:17:52And I am actually the boss.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I see, so if this is a one-woman-show,

0:17:54 > 0:17:58then you are that woman, right?

0:18:01 > 0:18:05Oh, I didn't actually say that. Not in so many words.

0:18:05 > 0:18:06Sounded like it to me.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Well, however it sounds to an employee, it is actually

0:18:08 > 0:18:11the manageress who's going to be claiming the prize, so...

0:18:11 > 0:18:14What, so I get nothing? For all my hard work?

0:18:14 > 0:18:20Made even harder by my manageress's underhanded trick with the Inspector.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23No, in recognition of your efforts...

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Which were prolonged and strenuous, I am so exhausted.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Yes, yes, yes, OK, OK! So we can look into a little bit

0:18:30 > 0:18:32of that time off that you was after.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33A bit?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35OK, then, maybe a few days,

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Alfie, what's all this?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's a surprise, all right, a surprise.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Oh! That honks!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Stinks a bit, don't it? Here we go, look.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50I've hung up my boots, ain't I.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Well, no, I've actually burnt 'em, to be honest with you.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, it stinks.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Kat, come on, sweetheart. I'm not stupid, all right?

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I know it's not been easy for you to have to put me in the team

0:19:01 > 0:19:04when you've got much better players who want to play the game.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07And I know it wasn't easy for you to take me off like that, all right?

0:19:07 > 0:19:14Oh, and I'm sorry about last night, my head's still buzzing a bit.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18So, basically, I am retiring, OK.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22From now on, me and you are going to manage the team together.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26Look what I've done. Sort it out. We've got a game next Wednesday.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29So it's not going to be about me or you, it's going to be about us.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Us, and the Vic, eh. Come on, you.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38You've got a cosy little number going, ain't you?

0:19:38 > 0:19:42You tell the grieving relative you'll clear the house.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Now, I don't believe that's in your remit. But never mind.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Top rates, all that old toffee.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Which isn't exactly illegal. - It's a bit unethical though.

0:19:52 > 0:19:57Then you get a fair old kick-back passing the stock on

0:19:57 > 0:20:00to the Moon boys. Very dodgy Moon boys, at that.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Stock that might find its way into a charity shop instead.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Just imagine if word got out.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09There's no reason for it to get out.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13If you cut us into the same sort of deal.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17Say, one house to the Moons and the next to us?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19She's not as green as she's cabbage-looking, is she?

0:20:19 > 0:20:20Is that a compliment?

0:20:20 > 0:20:24Most definitely a compliment, darling.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Your very last chance.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35A taste of paradise. Think about it.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38What a waste.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Of a life.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I was trying to be friendly.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Oi, what are you doing! Hey!

0:20:43 > 0:20:44It's OK, Joey.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48I said, what are you doing?

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I can deal with this.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56All right, man. All right.

0:21:08 > 0:21:14The sweet smell of success. Is there anything more intoxicating?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Jed Quinn. Brand Agent.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20You got my letter about the competition?

0:21:20 > 0:21:21- Oh.- Yes. Yes.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Hug.- Huh?

0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Group hug. Don't mind, do you?- Eh...

0:21:27 > 0:21:28For the staff magazine?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31Action shot, you know, the moment you received the good news

0:21:31 > 0:21:33and all that, I know it's a bit pony.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34No, no, no, I don't mind.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39And now one of the two lovely ladies.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yes.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45And now, your prize.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46I mean, Denise's prize.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- You sure?- Yes, I insist.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50So would I.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Why, what is it?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- It was in with the letter. - No, it weren't.- No.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Couldn't exactly have missed it.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Brand Event of the year.

0:22:03 > 0:22:04Oh, my goodness! I would love that!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07We'd get to see all the new lines being launched.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09You know, laundry powder, dog food.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Did you know about this?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12How could I?

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Well, there's no need to miss out.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16The prize is open for all employees.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Look, says so here, in the small print, everyone can come along.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21It's OK, my reward's been sorted here.

0:22:21 > 0:22:22No, no, no.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26That's only cos we didn't know that it was for all of us, you see.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28And we do now.

0:22:37 > 0:22:42He was just a pathetic drunk. And Lucy's no helpless child either.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Hope you're not some kind of Trojan Horse.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47You what?

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Sent in by your dad. To bring us all down.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02Cor.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Yeah, all right, so we stink a bit.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06A bit? Mustard, ketchup, onions.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Shame everything's so horrible.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Since we kept a couple of burgers for you.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12But as everything stinks so bad.

0:23:12 > 0:23:16All right, come on, hand 'em over. Where are they?

0:23:16 > 0:23:20No, you're right, we do have a whiff of abattoir about us.

0:23:20 > 0:23:21So, went well then?

0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Yeah, really well.- I'll put this in the washing machine.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I've got a bone to pick with you.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50- OK, all right, I'm sorry, all right. - In here.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52I've already had my ear bent by Michael.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Look, I don't need you riding to my rescue.

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Come on.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01OK, OK.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15We're sorry OK.

0:24:15 > 0:24:16What were you going to do with this?

0:24:16 > 0:24:19I was going to stick it on her grave.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I know it sounds stupid.

0:24:21 > 0:24:24No, it don't. At least somebody remembered her on her birthday.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Shirley... - Why didn't you tell me?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Why is your name the only one on the card? Why isn't it from all of us?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32- I don't know! - When were you going to do it?

0:24:32 > 0:24:34What difference does it make?

0:24:34 > 0:24:35Yesterday? Today?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Yeah, I suppose so.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41Oh, what? And then you decided to come with me instead?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43You were going to do something really nice.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Something really thoughtful.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48And then you thought, "Nah, I'd rather be flipping burgers."

0:24:49 > 0:24:52I just thought it'd be a better way of remembering her.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54What?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58You know, having fun.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Like I was saying...I had it covered.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09Going to pull out some killer moves were you?

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Yup. Then you stormed in uninvited

0:25:12 > 0:25:15and I didn't have chance to show them off...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Not yet, anyway.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I was just looking out for you.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20No need.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24But seeing as you did...

0:25:30 > 0:25:32What's that for?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Thank you. Again.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46And that was for?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49That's me saying sorry.

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Again.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59And that was for?

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Do you really need to ask?

0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm bad news, Luce.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10You don't look too bad to me.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Terrible liar.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'm shocked.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16Don't say I didn't warn you.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Kat, come and see this.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24One of the lads in the market taped the football

0:26:24 > 0:26:26and he's just burnt it to DVD.

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Alfie!

0:26:27 > 0:26:28PHONE RINGS

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Phone centre have been hassling me all day.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33- It's all right, I'll talk to them if you want.- No. Ignore 'em. I am.

0:26:33 > 0:26:35Hello. Go on, go through.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Yeah, all right, hold on. Kat.

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Apparently it's your favourite feller.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Yeah, in his dreams. Quick.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46Right, hold on, I'm coming.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Go on, Queen Vic!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49Hello?

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Now what? Of course I can't.

0:26:53 > 0:26:55No, not even for a drink.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Well, you can wait all you like, cos I'm not going to call you back,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01and listen to me, don't you ever, ever,

0:27:01 > 0:27:03pull a stroke like that on Alfie again. Do you hear me?

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