06/07/2012

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0:00:28 > 0:00:30MUSIC POUNDS FROM UPSTAIRS

0:00:34 > 0:00:36MUSIC GETS LOUDER

0:00:41 > 0:00:42It's OK.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's all right, Pat.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50Pat.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56Patsy. Little Patsy.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Kat says there's no way she can come down.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Trust. That is what the football team is all about. It's all about trust.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yes, well, she thinks it's a migraine.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I mean take Ray. He's a lovely bloke and all that -

0:01:24 > 0:01:28muscles and he's well fit, but he's not a team player.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- I mean, the game the other day, right, he saw a chance and he got lucky, didn't he?- Yeah, he did...

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Now, you want to create the ultimate football team.

0:01:35 > 0:01:39- It's got to be about the bonding. I may have hung up my football boots...- Burnt them.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Kat said you actually burnt them. - Yeah, all right.

0:01:41 > 0:01:45But that was just office... official managerial thinking, darling.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50Well, it's good, Alfie. Because a proper kit and a free burger will make up for that goal you missed

0:01:50 > 0:01:52and the team losing their first ever match, won't it?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yeah, well remembered, sweetheart. Thanks for that(!)

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Alfie. All right? Football kit.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Proper kosher football kit.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05No expense spared. You can thank me later. Go on, have a look.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Have a look.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18She's changed her... She's changed her mind. MUSIC POUNDS

0:02:18 > 0:02:20I spent the whole afternoon sorting it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Well, now she don't want it.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25Shirley! Have you scrapped the new van?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Shirley!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29What?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34I'm gonna sell it, Phil. I haven't completely lost the plot.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46And then you do a little skippedy... Hey, what you watching?

0:02:47 > 0:02:50No, no, don't look at them. Don't look at them.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55- No, I don't understand what you're saying.- No.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57What?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01I don't know, just go home! It's only a fund-raising barbecue.

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Well, I do.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06I feel guilty for what I've done.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12And what sort of man sleeps with the landlord's wife?

0:03:18 > 0:03:21Will you stop this?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Look, get the message, yeah?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Kat?- This is not happening again. Leave me alone.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Kat, where are you?

0:03:35 > 0:03:37- I said, if you want... - No! What I want, Phil,

0:03:37 > 0:03:42is to spend the rest of my life flipping flipping burgers...

0:03:42 > 0:03:45- You know what, I'm gonna... - Cleaning your cupboards, and looking after your club

0:03:45 > 0:03:51- and washing your old underpants. - Well, we had our dinner while you were changing into Anne Widdecombe.

0:03:51 > 0:03:54- We didn't know you wanted to go to the barbecue, did we?- Why would I,

0:03:54 > 0:04:00when I can sit in with you and your useless lardy son eating chips out of paper?

0:04:00 > 0:04:01It was just a birthday card, woman!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I mean, you know that I know that you're...

0:04:05 > 0:04:08But, I mean, every day is like treading on eggshells with you.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12He didn't mean to upset you. He didn't mean it, all right?

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I wasn't even thinking about Heather.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19- You're not the only one who misses her.- I thought you said you didn't want me thinking about Heather!

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Come on, come on...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I'll take you out, yeah? We'll go and have a drink.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'll buy you a burger.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27No, cos every time I get hacked off, you're going to blame Heather!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31It's not Heather doing my head in! It's disappointment!

0:04:31 > 0:04:35And boredom and banging on about pointless 'jobs'.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42It is my waste of life that I'm bored with.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46And you -

0:04:46 > 0:04:50your voice...

0:04:50 > 0:04:51your face...

0:04:54 > 0:04:58It bores me to tears, Phil.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01To tears!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16I can't help it. It's just...stupid.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18But I need you by my side, don't I?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I need my girl buttering the rolls, eh?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24OK, right.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28You stay up here till you feel a bit better, yeah?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Do you want me to close the curtains?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Get you some more water? You sure?

0:05:34 > 0:05:37OK. All right. All right.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Alfie.

0:05:43 > 0:05:44I'm sorry.

0:05:46 > 0:05:47I'm sorry.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Hey. Hey. Hey, come on.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54Stop this, you dopey bird. Come on.

0:05:57 > 0:05:58What you sorry about?

0:06:22 > 0:06:23'I hate myself.'

0:06:26 > 0:06:27'I can't help it, Alfie.'

0:06:37 > 0:06:40HE SIGHS

0:06:42 > 0:06:43I know.

0:06:45 > 0:06:46I know, Kat.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57- And it's my fault.- No.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58Yes.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Yes, it is.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Mum. Wife. Landlady.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Team manager.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Well, assistant team manager.

0:07:11 > 0:07:17You can't manage it all, sweetheart. All this constant juggling.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21I mean, you've got Jean and, of course, my perfect cousin.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26And, of course, you've got me just piling it on.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Something's got to give.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31No wonder you're getting ill.

0:07:31 > 0:07:36I don't want you to blame yourself, all right, so...

0:07:36 > 0:07:39Listen, I want you to stay up here, yeah?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41I want you to focus on...

0:07:41 > 0:07:45focus on what's important, you know, like you... Us.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48The kids. The family, yeah?

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Good girl.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53You stay up here till you feel better, yeah?

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Yeah.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Till I feel better, yeah?

0:08:05 > 0:08:08It ain't worth nothing, but it's got sentimental value.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Are you sure you was definitely wearing this bracelet when you come out?

0:08:11 > 0:08:17I'm late middle aged, Andrew, not senile. I wear it every day.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Day and night.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- There's definitely nothing down here.- Keep looking.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Yeah. If you were my stepmother, I'd give you grief.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29Actually, I'm a goddess round ours, thank you very much,

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Mosephina, yeah.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35You know, I'm that amazing for sorting out this work experience

0:08:35 > 0:08:38with my forensic scientist mate, I'm expecting a day named after me.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41"Slapper-day", yeah, "Slapper-day".

0:08:41 > 0:08:47Little mini-me, she is. You know, enthusiastic, trusting.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, it's going all good, you know.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53I just got to find a forensic scientist and get mates with him,

0:08:53 > 0:08:56and sort out work experience before Sasha finds out there ain't none.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Well, good luck with that.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Directory inquiries.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- All right, Mo.- All right, Del.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Couldn't walk away if you tried now, could you?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Pretty girl.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Warm bed.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Very nice.- Leave me alone, will ya?

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's not just your table manners that are lacking, is it?

0:09:26 > 0:09:31I am your roots, Joey. This place is your destiny.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35There's no escaping the inevitable.

0:09:35 > 0:09:36I tell you what, day or two's time,

0:09:36 > 0:09:40why don't me and you do a bit of bonding, eh? Nice game of golf.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Play your cards right, I'll introduce you to a little club I know.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46- Very nice.- No.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Your old dad'll make a Branning out of you yet, son.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- SHOUTING:- Go on, Jean. Go on, Jean!

0:10:01 > 0:10:05A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09That's £16.50 for the sangria.

0:10:10 > 0:10:11I ain't got no hips.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13No.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Unless it's worms of course.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Bon appetit.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Hark at her.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25Do I look like I've got worms?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Where have you been?

0:10:37 > 0:10:41I've been... Just lie ins, a few beers, long baths.

0:10:41 > 0:10:45I've been shopping, Janine. I've been registering our daughter.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I've been putting the bins out.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Answering the phone to you every five minutes.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51What's the matter? What's happened?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I can't do this. I can't.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's important, Michael.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57I can't do it. She doesn't even know who I am.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Come here. You been talking to her?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03You been singing to her?

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Yes, I've been talking to her. - All the things they said.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Look at her.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19So tiny, so beautiful.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24That poor child, just freaking out -

0:11:24 > 0:11:27freaking out because you've chosen to call her "Pat".

0:11:27 > 0:11:30What, you don't like "Pat"?

0:11:30 > 0:11:31No, I don't like "Pat".

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I don't like "Pat".

0:11:38 > 0:11:41That's lucky... cos "Pat" is not her registered name, OK?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45I am saying "if"...

0:11:45 > 0:11:49I need a drink. Actually I need to go to the toilet.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Oh, OK, you know what, you can't come, Shirley.

0:11:52 > 0:11:57If you were a judge in a competition between me and that nutty bird,

0:11:57 > 0:12:01who's in best nick? I mean, Jean ain't gonna win, is she?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- I...- I know it's not a real competition.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06OK, it's...

0:12:06 > 0:12:08And I'm not saying, you know, with our clothes off.

0:12:08 > 0:12:10OK, OK.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11But, do I win or...

0:12:13 > 0:12:15..do I win?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18You would win. You would... you would win. You win.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23But, you see, me, personally, I kinda like girls a bit younger, do you know what I mean?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Would you like a drink? Cos I could get you a drink.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- I can do young.- Yeah, OK.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30- I can do carefree.- OK.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34I can be as wild and as much fun as any bird you'll ever meet.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Cos in here...

0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'm 20 years old.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40OK, I believe you. I believe you.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I'll prove it.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48No, please, please, don't. Please.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00THEY SING

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Trouble with men is, and I'm not being sexist...

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, never(!)

0:13:14 > 0:13:17You put more than a couple of them together

0:13:17 > 0:13:20and they are like a bunch of kids with whiskers.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Oh no. I couldn't do a hairy man.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Right, ladies and gentlemen, gather round.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28If I could have your attention, please. Thank you.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31Can you hear me, all right? one two. OK, lovely.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce

0:13:34 > 0:13:35the Queen Vic Team Captain.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Where is Max?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I don't know. He's disappeared again, ain't he?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Probably buying more cars.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47A big round of applause, ladies and gents, for Jack Branning!

0:13:48 > 0:13:51Her dad was a sulker. Always got to have one sulker in the house.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Congratulations, Jack!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54Thank you, mate.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Least you get a bit of peace with a sulker.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58He's not sulking.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00He's not the one who's lost a bracelet, is he?

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Why would Max be sulking?

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Since when did they need a reason? - True.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10TELEVISION IN BACKGROUND

0:14:12 > 0:14:13One minute she's laughing,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16the next she's shouting and wearing a frilly thing.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Dad, this ain't grief. This ain't normal.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20No. Something's happened.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Something has happened. And I know what it is.- Ben.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Dad, it's obvious.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28He's phoned her and he's told her what's happened.

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Ben! How many times, eh? Ian has long gone. Now, say it.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34Say it.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Us three ain't said nothing.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Us three ain't said anything. And the only evidence...

0:14:43 > 0:14:47We dumped that photo frame at the bottom of the canal, right?

0:14:47 > 0:14:50So...

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Shirley don't know nothing.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Shirley don't know nothing.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Moods, moaning, her changing her mind, you know...

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Well, the only good thing about you being...

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Well, you know, is that...

0:15:01 > 0:15:03well, you won't have to spend the next half of your life

0:15:03 > 0:15:04trying to work women out.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08This is, this is Shirley being normal, Ben, all right?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43It's all about the excitement though, innit?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45All them possibilities.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49Nothing wrong with a bit of passion in your life, don't hurt, does it?

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Waxing, wondering

0:15:51 > 0:15:54and waiting for the phone to ring,

0:15:54 > 0:15:55I don't think so.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00- I'll call.- It's cool.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Tell Alice I'll be around, yeah?

0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Joe?- No.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Thank you.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12No golf. No "bond".

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Go on, take a look.

0:16:15 > 0:16:20See. This is me walking away.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Easy.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Heartbreak and hassle.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36Next up is Max Branning. Max Branning, where are you?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Tan, do us a favour, sweetheart,

0:16:40 > 0:16:42come and get the shirt on his behalf.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59BABY CRIES

0:17:14 > 0:17:19MOBILE RINGS

0:17:24 > 0:17:26HE TYPES

0:17:26 > 0:17:28You have to take a risk.

0:17:28 > 0:17:33I am quite secretly just a straight guy.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35You have to live a little.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38You have to live your life. You have to make things happen!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Can you handle that, Arthur?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Oh, no, no - no, thank you.

0:17:50 > 0:17:51As if(!)

0:17:53 > 0:17:55You think...

0:17:56 > 0:17:57I don't fancy you!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00That's not actually unusual.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03I've got underwear older than you.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05OK. All right.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh! OK.

0:18:08 > 0:18:12So, can I - can I get my wallet back, please?

0:18:14 > 0:18:18All right, so I can walk you home.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I'll call a cab.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Or I can call Phil.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25Hey, listen, why don't you give me back my wallet

0:18:25 > 0:18:27and I'll go get us some kebabs, huh?

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Why are you suddenly my best friend?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38I mean, one night...

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Just one lame boring night and we haven't even...

0:18:47 > 0:18:48..sung together.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51You're not my best friend.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- I don't do kebabs!- Oh, OK.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59I don't do kebabs ever again.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- Why ain't you having a good time? - What?

0:19:05 > 0:19:09You know, this - this is a good time.

0:19:09 > 0:19:10I'm having a good time!

0:19:15 > 0:19:20OK, look why don't we get you back up a little bit, huh?

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Sorry about that, Shirley.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I tell you what, I'll call Phil.

0:19:50 > 0:19:55MOBILE RINGS

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Cos I had been thinking "Apple"?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Cos we want her to make an impression, right?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Stand out from the crowd. Pear? Plum?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Banana? Banana Moon?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Er, Butcher.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Banana Butcher, yeah.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20I can't believe you registered her name

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- without even checking with me first. - You love it.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25Scarlett Patricia Butcher.

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Give or take.

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Show me the birth certificate.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31See, what you need to do is you need to think about it.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Scarlett Moon, Scarlett Butcher -

0:20:33 > 0:20:35which one's the movie star, which one's the psychopath?

0:20:35 > 0:20:40- Michael, show me the birth certificate.- Ssh. Look... You'll wake her up.

0:20:42 > 0:20:43There.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I'm not a baby! I'm not tired!

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Shh. Quiet!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49I'm trying. You listen to me, young lady.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52How can you be my little special helper

0:20:52 > 0:20:55if you're going to kick off after like this, eh?

0:20:55 > 0:20:57- OK, how about a nice story, yeah? - Princesses are muppets.

0:20:57 > 0:21:01Yeah, all right, OK. Rapunzel. You know, let down your hair.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Any bloke that wants to climb up your hair is a pervert.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I want to help clear up.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06Shenice, will you keep it down?

0:21:06 > 0:21:09What kind of stupid woman gets stuck up in a tower

0:21:09 > 0:21:10with no doors in it anyway?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13All right, just - just calm... Shenice!

0:21:14 > 0:21:19SHE SINGS: # Stars shining bright above you

0:21:19 > 0:21:23# Night breezes seem to whisper I love you

0:21:25 > 0:21:29# Birds singing in the sycamore tree

0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Dream a little dream of me

0:21:43 > 0:21:46# Say nighty night and kiss me

0:21:48 > 0:21:53# Just hold me tight and tell me you miss me

0:21:54 > 0:21:58# While I'm alone and blue as can be...

0:22:01 > 0:22:04# Dream a little dream of me

0:22:07 > 0:22:11# Stars fading, but I linger on, dear

0:22:12 > 0:22:16# Still craving your kiss

0:22:18 > 0:22:22# I'm longing to linger till dawn, dear

0:22:22 > 0:22:26# Just saying this... #

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Heather.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36I think she's probably in heaven looking down on you

0:22:36 > 0:22:38and being a bit concerned.

0:23:08 > 0:23:10So, has your headache gone then?

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Yeah. Headache's definitely gone.

0:23:23 > 0:23:24Are you tired?

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Are you tired?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Are you tired?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29You tired, you tired, you tired?

0:23:29 > 0:23:32No... I'm not tired.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Give me five minutes, yeah?

0:23:37 > 0:23:38OK.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48And he's ever so good looking.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Professor Brian Cox.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Have you seen his programmes?

0:23:55 > 0:23:56I can't get down.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Well, you should, you know, cos they're ever so good.

0:24:05 > 0:24:10I was all set up down there in the park, nice open space,

0:24:10 > 0:24:15less light pollution and then I thought...

0:24:15 > 0:24:22Well, I thought, "What the heck? No-one'll ever know."

0:24:24 > 0:24:25Do you want tea?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34But then I've never been worried about heights.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54MOBILE BEEPS

0:25:15 > 0:25:19What you need is something to occupy you.

0:25:19 > 0:25:24Not a job for money, something you like - a hobby.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Something to think about, that's completely different.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Stop you being a snappy, grumpy,

0:25:32 > 0:25:35alcoholic person with possible worms.

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Yes, well.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Self-medicating they call it.

0:25:47 > 0:25:52You know, the mid-life crisis can be very disconcerting

0:25:52 > 0:25:56- if you don't have something to take your mind off...- What?

0:25:56 > 0:26:01Knitting is something I quite like. Cooking, obviously.

0:26:03 > 0:26:08Sometimes having a good chat with a nice friend does the trick.

0:26:09 > 0:26:10If you've got a nice friend.

0:26:12 > 0:26:16I'm drunk, I'm not desperate.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20You should...

0:26:25 > 0:26:27You know, you should

0:26:27 > 0:26:32grab your life and do something exciting

0:26:32 > 0:26:36and frightening and life thingying with it,

0:26:36 > 0:26:38for the sake of Heather.

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Most probably wait until you're sober though, I would.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51Come on then. Follow me.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57My Brian died falling from some scaffolding.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Loss of a loved one is a well-known trigger

0:27:08 > 0:27:13for the mid-life crisis, especially for women.

0:27:15 > 0:27:16It says so in my magazine.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21You can lean on me if you want to.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29- You are one nutter that knows nothing.- Yes.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35One step at a time.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45I am having a mid-life crisis!

0:27:46 > 0:27:49Yes, I think you probably are.

0:27:57 > 0:28:01I'm a wife and a mother.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12You know how hard I've got to work to be those things.

0:28:12 > 0:28:13No, I said no.

0:28:15 > 0:28:16And I mean no.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21Just walk away.

0:28:21 > 0:28:22Please.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31No wait!

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