0:00:33 > 0:00:34Do you mind?!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Forgive me. I wasn't watching where you were going...
0:00:37 > 0:00:40What do you expect? Standing up in the way doing nothing.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41PHONE BEEPS
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oi, you're not a forensic scientist are you?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47- What?- Or know any?
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Plenty. Miami, New York, Vegas...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52A comedian. Just what this place needs...
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Do I look like a comedian?- No.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Actually you look like somebody who doesn't know whether he's coming or going.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Such a shame Denise can't make this.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13She deserves it more than anyone else.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I mean, an ingrown toenail - how random is that?
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I know what you're doing...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19What? I'm getting ready to go.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Looking for a way out. Any excuse not to go.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ridiculous. Why would I do that?
0:01:26 > 0:01:27We'll be OK.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- Kamil...- Is a little trooper.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- And Syed...- Is a big boy now.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37- Tamwar... - Is stronger than you think.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42You.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Will be here. Always.
0:01:46 > 0:01:51Come on, Zee. Go and enjoy yourself.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- You deserve this.- I didn't even want it in the first place.
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Oh yes, you did. You did. You did, deep down.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Otherwise you wouldn't have "won". I'll miss you, Zee. We all will.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- But we'll cope.- Promise?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's just two nights.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12We'll be fine.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19There you go. 100 brushes - just like a princess.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22I'm not a princess. And I'm not a horse either.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26Really. Seems to me you're turning into a right little mare.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27What's got into you?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm growing up. There aren't any real princesses anyway.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Not like in the stories.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35What'd you mean?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37In books, they're nice.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40These days they've all got eating disorders and having affairs.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43That's what Mum says.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Why is that?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46- It's called growing up.- Cool.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49PHONE VIBRATES What's that buzzing noise?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Ow!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Sorry! Look, off you go, you're done.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Did you hear that buzzing? - Go on. Get your school bag.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Shirl. You OK?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Yeah, I'm fine. Why you asking?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31No reason. So you starting the burger van up again?
0:03:31 > 0:03:35No flies on you, is there, Benjamin?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37D'you want any help?
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Nah... I reckon I've had enough help from you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46This is something I gotta do on my own.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47OK?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hey, Sugar Ray?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Hey. Been trying to text you, babe.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Hey. Yeah, I know, I got your messages...
0:04:02 > 0:04:05and thank you for my spa weekend.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- You're welcome, babe.- Hey, have you seen what Denise's done to the colour of the B&B while I was away?
0:04:10 > 0:04:14What, she's trying to improve it. Listen, are you busy?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- No.- Only, I got a surprise for you.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- What, another one? - Meet me here at 11 sharp.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Wear something comfortable.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Comfortable?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Mm-hm. As in, something loose.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28That's my middle name. Mm! Thank you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Eleven o'clock. Where's Kat?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35- Easy, Katrina? - You all right?- Yeah?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Another day off? Doing something nice?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- It's a surprise.- Oh, is that right?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Yeah.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Well, enjoy yourselves... - Oh yeah!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45It's going to be explosive.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47SHE CHUCKLES
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You hear that? There's going to be a "bang" today.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- See ya later!- See you later.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54She's no princess.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56No? Then why's she got the prince?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03You're going to be late. You've already got an umbrella.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06It's back-up. It's called being prepared, Masood.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- It's the middle of summer. - Yeah. The Great British summer.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Which means I'll need another scarf! Gloves!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16She's bonkers.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Nah. She's not bonkers. She's just worried.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20About what?
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Us.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27MUSIC: "Weird Fishes" by Radiohead
0:05:55 > 0:05:56All right?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00MUSIC STOPS
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Fine, thanks.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Any particular reason why you're standing there next to that car?
0:06:09 > 0:06:15What, this car? The 1977 Blue Daimler Sovereign 4.2 litre?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Yes. That one. - I was thinking about nicking it.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- I beg your pardon? - It's why I'm standing here.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Thinking about nicking this Daimler, taking it for a joy ride and then selling it for parts.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27It's the Asian in me, innit?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Funny(!) You got a lip on you, mate.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Two, last time I checked.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Well, next time you check you might have a fat one,
0:06:38 > 0:06:39if you don't jog on right now.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43HE SCOFFS
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Couldn't point me in the direction of number 41, could you?
0:06:46 > 0:06:47- Jog on.- Yeah.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55All right, Shirl?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I know what it looks like, Jay.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03- But I'm off to start a business, not join the homeless. - That's fine. Need a hand?
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yeah. Open the door for me.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08There you go.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I think we should help her.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17She don't want help.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Yeah, making burgers.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21But she didn't say anything about advertising 'em.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27OK. So how many we got? Ten? Ten, OK.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Brilliant. I'll be there for about one o'clock.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Nice. I'll call you back.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Babe, what are you wearing?
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Somethin' loose. Took ages to decide. You like it?
0:07:38 > 0:07:39< Kim!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Sasha!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Y-you're here...
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It's my birthday! Didn't Dad say?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47He got me the day off school.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49What are you wearing?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51What did you tell her?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Babe, I told her to wear something loose and comfortable.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55And not to be late.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You won't have time to get changed before we go.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Go where?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Make sure she gets on the train.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Make sure she understands that you'll miss her,
0:08:06 > 0:08:07but you'll be fine.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I'll miss her and I'll be fine.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Yes. And she's to relax. And have fun.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Are we are talking about the same woman?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15KNOCK AT DOOR
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- I got it. Tam's got your suitcase. - OK.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Mas... Long -
0:08:23 > 0:08:25What are you doing here?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Kamil needs to have a bath at 6.30.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31And please, can you make sure that your father remembers to feed him this time?
0:08:31 > 0:08:36- We were planning on leaving him outside to be reared by wolves. - Tamwar, I am depending on you, OK?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Your father, he means well, but he's prone to distractions.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- So I need you to be my...- Spy?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45My eyes and my ears, Tamwar!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47(Spy.)
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Are you mad?!- A little peeved, yes!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51What are you doing here?
0:08:51 > 0:08:53What do you think? I've come to see my brother.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Now? Without any warning?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58What do you think Zainab's going to say when she sees you?
0:08:58 > 0:09:03What Zainab always says when she sees me - "Oh, very bad man, very bad influence", yada yada yada...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I came to see you, bruv. It's been way too long.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What? Where are you going?
0:09:10 > 0:09:14No. There's a cafe around the corner. Wait there.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Wait there!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No. Follow these rules. OK?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I knew I could count on you.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Least it's not too many(!)
0:09:29 > 0:09:31All right?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Who was it?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- What?- At the door, who was it?
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Uh... No-one. Important, I mean.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Shall we?- Yeah.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'm taking Mum to the station.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Nah nah. Doesn't matter... I'll do it.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Why don't you go to work or something?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Because I'm not working today, remember?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Well - go and get some fresh air or...you know.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58I was. By walking Mum...
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Whoever is walking, please, can we go now?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10You will not defeat me, got that?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I've lived through all sorts, survived too much,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16to be beaten down by a flaming griddle pan!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Paintball?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yep. Me and Sasha do it every year on her birthday.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34It's a tradition.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Whatever happened to pin the tail on the donkey?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39It's kind of like that - but with guns.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Guns?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Big guns!
0:10:46 > 0:10:48MUSIC ON HEADPHONES
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Are you getting anything?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51MUSIC STOPS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- What?- Are you getting anything?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Since you ask so nicely...
0:10:57 > 0:10:58HE CLEARS THROAT
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Coffee.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Haven't seen you around here before.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Er, no. It's my first time.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Oh. An East End virgin? How exciting.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Welcome to the manor.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Um...
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Thanks...?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21THEY GIGGLE
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Can I get that coffee to go, please?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Masood! Jaldi karna! Sara din eh gaya mere paas?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I don't want to be standing here all day.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- Come on, then. - Where are you going?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Thought you might prefer the bus. Save a couple of pounds.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Why would I want to spend an extra hour on the bus just to save two pounds!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Come on!
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Ooh!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- What is it?- Nothing...
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I-I just thought I might stop for a coffee on the way back.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02That's a nice idea. I might get something for the journey myself.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04What? No! No.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06You don't want to be late...
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Two seconds ago you were said why don't I take the bus,
0:12:08 > 0:12:11now you're saying I don't have time for a takeaway coffee?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12What is wrong with you?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Masood!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20What are you doing, Masood?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Just getting the door for you.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24What, like I can't get the door for myself?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Ugh.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Oh, one coffee and one tea to take away, please.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You all right?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Now, it's Blues versus Blacks.
0:12:39 > 0:12:45The objective is to get to this helicopter. Inside is a package.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Get this package to the clearly marked flag.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What? That's it?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Without getting shot. Two hits and you're out.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56OK, everyone. You got it?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58ALL: Yeah.
0:12:58 > 0:12:59- Got it?- Yeah.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02All right. Everyone ready? Let's go!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04SHOUTING AND CHEERING
0:13:12 > 0:13:16Flamin', stupid, worthless... get it to work...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18BANGING AND CRASHING
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Shirley?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I know you're in there.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27What?
0:13:27 > 0:13:31You've found yourself a hobby! Do you need a hand?
0:13:31 > 0:13:35No. I'm fine. I can handle this by myself.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36OK.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38BANGING AND CRASHING
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Jai.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51Veeru.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05THEY CHUCKLE
0:14:07 > 0:14:10THEY LAUGH AND BANTER
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Kim?- You OK?- Yeah.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15All right.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17SIREN SOUNDS
0:14:18 > 0:14:19GUNFIRE
0:14:19 > 0:14:22SHE SQUEALS
0:14:34 > 0:14:38...she leans over and she goes "East End virgin? How exciting!"
0:14:38 > 0:14:43Seriously, I thought she was going to jump me there and then.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Yeah, well, with Rose anything's possible. You had a lucky escape.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Yeah. We both did. What was all that about with Zainab? I know she don't like me, but...
0:14:51 > 0:14:54It wasn't you. Well, it was partly you. She was going somewhere.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And I knew, if she saw you, she'd stay. That's all.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59And it was important for her to go?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- Yeah.- Why?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Because this trip is the first time, in a long time,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07that Mum can even start thinking about being herself again.
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Who is that?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Syed? Damn... You ain't changed a bit.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13AJ, this is Tamwar.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Tamwar, meet my brother Amjad.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Uncle AJ. Yeah. I've heard a lot about you.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24This is when it all starts to go awry.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28"Awry"! Big words...
0:15:31 > 0:15:32In here, Kat.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Did Alfie find you?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Didn't know he was looking.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39He's been trying to call you.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41Yeah, I left me phone...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Did he say what it's about?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Seemed a bit hacked off, though.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Hello.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59All alone?
0:16:00 > 0:16:04- Celebrating.- Oh yeah? What?
0:16:06 > 0:16:07I don't really know.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09Right.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Um, if you're not busy,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15there's someone that might be able to use our help.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40GUNFIRE
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Ha! Yeah!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47# What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! #
0:16:48 > 0:16:50SHE SCREAMS
0:16:50 > 0:16:55So, you're Uncle AJ. The black sheep of the family.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Ooh, black sheep?
0:16:58 > 0:17:02I suppose I can cope with that. We've all got a few skeletons in our closet.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You can say that again.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08So...why are you here?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I wanted to see my brother, his family...
0:17:12 > 0:17:13OK. Why now?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Circumstances...
0:17:15 > 0:17:18No. I mean - why now? And not ever before.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21It's not like I've had that many invitations.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23It's simple, Tamwar.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Your mum doesn't like me. She really doesn't like my wife.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30- In fact, she called my wife ... - We really don't need to go into any specifics.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Why does she hate him? - Does Zainab need a reason?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34She has her reasons, AJ.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36We may not agree with them - but she has them.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Basically, Tam -
0:17:40 > 0:17:44I am a bad Muslim. And I'm a bad influence on your father.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Your mother thinks that when we...
0:17:47 > 0:17:50get together, we, um...
0:17:50 > 0:17:53y'know, egg each other on. Get into trouble...
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Like sodium and chlorine gas being mixed.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58It's combustible.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yeah...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Anyway, since you've arrived, Dad's lied to Mum several times over,
0:18:04 > 0:18:06he's lied to me several times over
0:18:06 > 0:18:11and no doubt will do it again several times over before you leave.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12So, maybe Mum had a point.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Why won't you just fit? Why won't you work?!
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Shirley?- I can't understand this! I can't make sense of it!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Don't worry. Help is at hand.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Shirl, I used to run one of these vans in Southend back in the day.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Good times.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34And?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37We can make it work. Together.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42AJ...?
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Maybe the kid's got a point. Hell, he has got a point.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Do I?
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Maybe I have my faults, but I always wanted to be a great uncle.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55And I didn't want to lose my brother.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- You want to call it? Or shall I? - Your coin, your call.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Can someone please explain what's going on here?
0:19:02 > 0:19:06This is my lucky Sholay coin.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Don't tell me you've not seen Sholay!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- We never got round to it. - Brother, I'm disappointed!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Anyway. Heads I go.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Tails I stay and we catch up properly.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Sorry, are you actually suggesting basing such an important decision on the toss of a coin?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Yeah.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29That's insane.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31- No. It's fate.- Well...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Heads it is.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50You lost something?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51No.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53I don't know.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Follow me.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01GUNFIRE
0:20:06 > 0:20:08KIM SCREAMS
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Run, Kim! Go, go!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17KIM SCREAMS
0:20:24 > 0:20:27KIM CONTINUES SCREAMING
0:20:33 > 0:20:35THEY CHEER
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I haven't even asked. How's Manchester? Aliyah?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Fine. Great. You know how it is...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Yeah.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49How's everything been here? It's been three years.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50How's Syed, Shabs...?
0:20:52 > 0:20:57Fine. Great. You know how it is.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Tamwar's a good kid.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Yeah.- A lot of his mum in him.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02MASOOD CHUCKLES
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Oi! Don't say that.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05AJ LAUGHS
0:21:06 > 0:21:11Oh, come on! The gods are mocking us!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13There's only one God, AJ.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Fine. The God is mocking us. You thinking what I'm thinking?
0:21:21 > 0:21:25- Don't worry mate. Let me get back to you. - Alfie, listen. I can explain...
0:21:25 > 0:21:27- Don't worry. She already has, OK. - I'm sorry.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30What on earth possessed you to let her take it to school, eh?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32The kid got into trouble. You know the rules, all right?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- Sorry. Won't happen again.- Come on, young lady. Homework. Let's go.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Shirl's Burgers?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Hardly original, is it?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Jay's the brains of the outfit.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49We just wanted to help ya. Not that you need any...
0:21:49 > 0:21:53No, thanks to Andrew here. He's got experience in the business.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56He had some good news today.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59He's officially no longer a suspect.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02So now the filth can concentrate on the scum that did do it.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Good.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08- See ya.- See ya later.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10It looks good.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Thanks to you. Heck of a mess, weren't it?
0:22:12 > 0:22:18I find cleaning quite satisfying, really. Good spring clean helps...
0:22:18 > 0:22:22clear out clutter. Makes you feel lighter.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24You're as mad as a box of frogs, you, ain't ya?
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Where's my shopping trolley?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31THEY SHOUT AND SING
0:22:34 > 0:22:37I'm the king of the world!
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Oh no!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Come on. Your bag!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51THEY CONTINUE SINGING
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Don't call me on this phone again. Ever. You got it?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05In fact, don't call me at all. I'm done. This is done.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I didn't mean that, you know. I didn't mean to shoot you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Let's hear it for the birthday girl! Yay!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17I'm sorry I didn't get you anything. I didn't know.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Seems like we're finding more out about each other all the time.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22- I know!- Actually, you did get her something...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27You know, I did, you know... My mind's going. I forgot.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32A torch?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33A forensic torch!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37This'll be perfect for when I start my work experience.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Yeah...!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Is there a problem?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44There might be.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45I thought this was all sorted.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46So did I.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Did your friend pull out?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51He pulled out, you know. Something came up. Nothing I could...
0:23:51 > 0:23:54But it's supposed to be happening in the next couple of weeks!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56He can't just leave Sasha hanging like that.
0:23:56 > 0:24:01What's his name? I'll have a word - I'll tell him how important it is.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05He has got a name, hasn't he?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah...yeah...
0:24:07 > 0:24:08So what is it?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Grissom.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Like CSI...
0:24:15 > 0:24:18All right, look, the truth is, yeah, there's no mate.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22And I only lied because I wanted to make Sasha happy. And Sasha, I'm really sorry.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I'm really trying, Sasha... Sasha!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- No, you've done enough damage, don't you think? - But let me explain to her!
0:24:28 > 0:24:33- Explain what? That you lied to a 14-year-old girl. That you got her hopes up.- I didn't lie...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36She's been telling everyone about this at school for weeks.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Do you have any idea how humiliating this'll be for her?
0:24:39 > 0:24:41What's wrong with you, Kim, man? Don't you get it?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44I'm starting to think you never will.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45HE SUCKS TEETH
0:24:45 > 0:24:48But Ray, can I just explain?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Oh!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53SHE SIGHS AND SUCKS TEETH
0:24:54 > 0:24:55We are in so much trouble...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Victimless crime.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You don't know whose car that is.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Why, why, why does this always happen?
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Yeah, but it was fun, wasn't it?
0:25:06 > 0:25:07Yeah. I've missed that.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09THEY LAUGH
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Me too.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14You know, it makes me wonder what happened.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20Three years, Mas. Not one call returned.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You know, it's not a one way street, Amjad.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- You've done your own disappearing. - I wouldn't disown you!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Disowned? Where'd you get that idea?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30- Inzamam...- What?
0:25:30 > 0:25:33He said... He said Zainab convinced you...
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- You know...- Inzamam?! Why, why? He's a liar!
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- Why would you believe anything he says?- Because it sounds like it makes sense.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Because it's been three years.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Because it sounds like something Zainab the Pure would do...
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Oi! That's my wife you're talking about!
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Ow! Ow!
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Ow!
0:26:00 > 0:26:02THEY LAUGH
0:26:02 > 0:26:06I've missed you, Bruv. So much it hurts.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yeah. I missed you too.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09MASOOD YELLS
0:26:09 > 0:26:10THEY LAUGH
0:26:13 > 0:26:17It's like Women In Love, only weirder.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18LOUD KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Masood!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Open up! Come on!
0:26:23 > 0:26:25What now?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28You wait here.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Boys.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40There has been an incident.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Someone has knocked the wing mirror off my car.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Would you know anything about that?
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Yes! Two Asian-looking men ran from the scene but...
0:26:48 > 0:26:51If he speaks again, you'll both regret it.
0:26:53 > 0:26:57Now Masood, me and you - we've never had a problem, have we?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00And as far as I know, you're a very good man.
0:27:00 > 0:27:04So therefore, sort it by tomorrow evening and all of this will be forgotten.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06Yes, Derek. OK. Of course.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Or else.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Or else you'll give us a good talking to...?
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Tomorrow evening.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18..or else.
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