13/07/2012

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0:00:45 > 0:00:47How many more times you going to go through that dustbin?

0:00:47 > 0:00:52- The frame ain't in there! - At least I'm trying to do something. - Freaking out won't help.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55- We've got to work out what we're going to do.- What we need to do is tell Phil.- No!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Is he giving you a hard time again? - No, we're all right, aren't we, Jay?

0:00:58 > 0:01:02- Where's Dad?- Gone to get a takeaway. He won't be long.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Look, Shirl... Where's all the rubbish?

0:01:06 > 0:01:08In the rubbish bin where it usually is.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10He didn't mean normal rubbish. He's after something else.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Why? What's wrong?

0:01:12 > 0:01:17- Go on, Ben. Tell Shirley what we're looking for. - I'm not asking you, Jay.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19I've lost my spare hearing aid, that's all.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21And why would it be in the rubbish?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25I thought you might have chucked it out by mistake, when we were clearing out the other day.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Dad would do his nut if he finds out I've lost it.

0:01:27 > 0:01:31It might have found its way to the loft. Phil said he was going to put stuff up there.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35- I'll go and have a look.- No, you're all right. We'll have a look.

0:01:35 > 0:01:36Oooh!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38Thank you very much for the Pinot Noir, darling.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41That's all right. You're welcome.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43You see, I thought we could start off with that

0:01:43 > 0:01:46and then we could move on to christening the flat,

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- if you get my drift.- I do, babe. But I'm kind of busy tonight, darling.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Look, some of the lads from the team are coming round to talk tactics.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57That's all right. I can do a bit of football talk.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59You'd be bored out of your mind, babe.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00All right then.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Listen, listen.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Sasha's going to be with her mum this weekend, yeah?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08So I'm thinking that maybe...

0:02:08 > 0:02:10we can have ourselves a little...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12flat christening tomorrow instead.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14- Tomorrow- Yeah.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17OK. I suppose you're worth the wait.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- You know it.- Hmmmm.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- OK. Make sure you keep that on ice for me, yeah?- Absolutely, babe.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26- See you later.- See you, babe.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28SHE PURRS

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Any joy?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Well, I can handle Phil if he kicks off.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Look, I don't want to cause no trouble. We'll find it.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Here, Jay? Can you throw us another one down, please, mate?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Fish and chips do you?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51What's all that banging upstairs?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Oh, I must have put something in one of them bags

0:02:53 > 0:02:56that we were clearing out. The boys are having a look for me.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59They won't find it up there. Jean came round on some recycling drive.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I gave everything to her.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I won't be long.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Grrr. I can't get the middle right.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Shush! You'll wake Kamil.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Or someone's scared he'll be caught fraternising with the enemy.- No.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Tamwar!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Your father's going to evening prayer.- OK. Well, I'll get ready.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24OK, baba. You play.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Maybe you'd like to join them?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32I...can't.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Um, I've got a bit of a headache.- Oh.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37Sure it's not a hangover?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40From all those drinks at lunchtime with Denise?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Yeah.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46If you will insist on staying longer, then you could at least follow our rules.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50You know, regular prayers, no alcohol.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Zee, come on. You know AJ's not religious.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54It's no surprise Aliyah's had it with you.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56I mean, she may not have the highest of standards,

0:03:56 > 0:04:00- but if this is how you behave in your own home...- You told Zainab?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Of course he told me. We share everything.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Perhaps if you and Aliyah had done the same,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- you wouldn't be in this mess. - Zee...- No.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10Let Zainab speak. I'd value her advice.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13You've always had such a strong marriage.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Remind me, how many years has it been now?

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- 29.- 29...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22years without a blip.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24That's really quite something.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- And neither of you have ever been tempted to stray...- Of course not!

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- How dare you suggest such a thing! - I'm sorry, forgive me. Maybe...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32I'm jealous.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36You've always had such a perfect, flawless relationship. No squabbles,

0:04:36 > 0:04:40no affairs, no disharmony of any kind.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42HE LAUGHS

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- It's really unusual in this day and age.- Actually, it's not.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Not if you have good communication

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- and mutual respect.- And you keep a devout Muslim household

0:04:51 > 0:04:53where you practice Islam to the letter.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Well, we try.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59That's why it surprises me, you two sharing the same room

0:04:59 > 0:05:03and, I imagine, the same bed, when you're no longer married.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Should have got beers in. I don't think Ray's that big a drinker.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15Not usually, but he's only just moved into the flat.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18Got to mark the occasion in a bit of style.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Throw him a party, that's what we've got to do.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ray having a housewarming or something?

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- Who told you that?- Oh, no-one. It's just I assumed, the way...

0:05:29 > 0:05:32- that they were going on.- No, no. They're going to talk about footie

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- and stuff. - Oh, that's all right then.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Well, I suppose if you wanted to know exactly what Ray's got planned

0:05:38 > 0:05:40you could always just ask him.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43You know, Dee, I checked my bothered pocket and it's empty.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- OK, whatever you say.- Yeah.- Only...

0:05:45 > 0:05:48- What?- I thought you'd have learnt by now that honesty...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50always the best policy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52Says you!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55"Oh, Kim, I love the colour of the B&B!

0:05:55 > 0:05:58"I would never repaint it the colour of boring while you're away."

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- I never said I loved it. - But you said it was all right.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03- But you agreed to change it.- Not to that!- It looked hideous.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06- Oh, please.- That's Denise for you.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Only happy to tell the truth when it suits her

0:06:08 > 0:06:11or concerns somebody else. Isn't that right, Denise?

0:06:17 > 0:06:20You want to go through the recycling?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23I'm in the middle of sorting it. I've got a system.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Yeah, well, it's just our stuff.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29There's something I need back.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Oh, come on, Jean. We're meant to be mates.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34I suppose.

0:06:34 > 0:06:35Can you be quick?

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Cheers, darling. You all right to hold the fort? I've got to pop to Rays.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Apparently, half the team have cried off.- Yeah, yeah. It's fine.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Seriously. I'm not up for getting wasted, mate. I want to go to the gym tomorrow.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Unbelievable. One hat-trick he thinks he's Pele.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Listen, you want to relax. Even he had the odd session here or there.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Yeah, so did Gazza and look at him now.- You ain't Gazza, are you?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Don't worry about the gym, mate. - I don't think the manager would agree. Hey, Alf?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06One night'll be all right.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08So, is there going to be any hot women there?

0:07:08 > 0:07:12Nah, mate. Sorry. Lads only, yeah? Besides, mate,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- I ain't even on the market and neither's Max or Alfie.- Thank you.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18Just cos I've got a Porsche indoors, doesn't mean I can't look at a Ferrari.

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Just cos you lot have settled down, don't mean we all have to suffer.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Here, what's going on?- A party. - Which party?- Ray's.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Ray's?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29She's well clear of the place tonight.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33While the girl's away, the boys will play!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37No wonder you didn't want me cramping your style!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44You don't have to leave.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Zainab will be OK.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Eventually.- Yeah? You reckon?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52She'll be exhausted after a good row with Denise.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55She won't have any energy left for you.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58What did she say to you exactly?

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Er, a few things.

0:08:00 > 0:08:05Including that Zainab wasn't the only one who strayed.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06What?

0:08:06 > 0:08:09What was this Jane like, then? Is she still around?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12She's moved on.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13We all have.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17And Zainab got back with Yusef. I still can't believe it.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20How did you deal with that?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Didn't she tell you?- She said I should ask you about that.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24It's...

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- It's a long story.- Well...

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Three years is a long time to catch up on, Mas.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31I'm sure plenty more's happened besides all this.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Not really.- So...

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Syed marrying a girl, fathering a child

0:08:36 > 0:08:39and then becoming a friend to Dorothy's not a big deal, then?

0:08:40 > 0:08:42It wouldn't take a genius to work it out.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46What surprises me is that you didn't tell me.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49- What?- Syed, your marriage breakdown...

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Is that why you've been keeping me at arm's length?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54What did you want me to say, hey?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56AJ, by the way, my marriage has collapsed

0:08:56 > 0:08:59and one of my sons has moved in with the Muscle Mary from next door?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01It's more interesting than,

0:09:01 > 0:09:03"Weather's been really nice recently."

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I don't know why I didn't tell you, right.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09And you were very forthcoming about your problems when you got here.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Not so different after all, are we? No matter what Zainab thinks.

0:09:14 > 0:09:15Exactly!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Although I've sorted my marriage out.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24You could show a little remorse.

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Would you rather that it came from someone like me

0:09:27 > 0:09:32who has a sympathetic understanding of the situation,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35or would you rather it had just come from any old gossip around here?

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, so you separate yourself from the other gossips, do you?

0:09:38 > 0:09:42Look, AJ would have found out sooner or later.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46I mean, surely you was going to invite him to the NEXT wedding?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48That is, assuming you would actually ever get round to it.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50When are you, by the way?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Mas and I will set a date when we feel we are ready.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I just think that you would feel a lot less stressed if you just,

0:09:57 > 0:09:58you know, got on with it.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01And I am available to be your matron of honour.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Or whatever the Muslim version of that is called.- You know what?

0:10:05 > 0:10:06I shall be asking...

0:10:06 > 0:10:09someone I trust.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Babe, listen. Me and the rest of them...

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Look, we've got a different opinion of constitutes a boys' night.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Ray been a bad boy, has he? - How should I know?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23I wasn't spinning you a line.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26Look, I've only got eyes for one WAG, yeah?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28And that's you.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31THEY CHEER

0:10:31 > 0:10:35Cos someone knows how to keep her bloke on the straight and narrow.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Kat, you know you're more than welcome to adopt the same approach.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Mwah! Come on, Raymundo. Let's go.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44Come on, boys!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Ah, to be a young man again with all that stamina and energy.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Young? That lot?!

0:10:51 > 0:10:55Teetering on the brink of a mid-life crisis more like.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01They wouldn't know a good night out if it smacked 'em in the face.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02And I suppose you do?

0:11:04 > 0:11:06As it happens, I do.

0:11:06 > 0:11:11I had something completely different planned.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12You care to join me?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Yeah, man.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Where's AJ? - He's steering clear of you.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Zee, ease up on him, please.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25He's been through a hard enough time at home.

0:11:27 > 0:11:28What's wrong?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Us! Us is what's wrong.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35All these lies for AJ. It shouldn't be like this.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38But he knows we're divorced now. We can go back to how we were.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39I don't want to.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42No...I do want to.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46But I want things to be how they were...

0:11:46 > 0:11:48before that man.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50I want us to be married again.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Yeah, well, so do I. I've only been waiting

0:11:54 > 0:11:56because you wanted to.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Yeah, but it's not a question of wanting to or not.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01It doesn't feel right, does it? Making arrangements for the Nikah

0:12:01 > 0:12:04- with Tamwar still around, Afia just having left.- Yeah, but...

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Don't you think he'd want us to be happy? Tam's not a selfish boy.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14- If anything, he'd probably welcome the stability.- You think so?

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- I do.- I do too.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- See how naturally that rolls off the tongue?- Yeah!

0:12:21 > 0:12:24So shall we make a date?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27OK!

0:12:27 > 0:12:28Since we're making it official...

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Masood! What if AJ comes back? - Come on, I just want a cuddle.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34- Masood, stop it!- Come on.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35No.

0:12:37 > 0:12:42All right. Well, we should tell AJ everything about Yusef.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's better that he hears it from us than anyone else.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48Mas!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Do you really think Ray's going to behave himself with all them?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55If he says it's going to be low key, it's going to be low key.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59You've seen enough drunk blokes in here to know once they've had a few,

0:12:59 > 0:13:01they egg each other on and all good intentions go out the window.

0:13:01 > 0:13:06No, no, no. Not this time. Ray is on a very strict training regime.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08He takes his health very seriously.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11You'd better hope Jack doesn't invite any of his "friends" over.

0:13:11 > 0:13:12What?

0:13:12 > 0:13:15But if you were there, it might stop him from playing up, hey?

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Yeah, but I can't just turn up on his doorstep like that, uninvited.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Not on your own maybe. Oh, come on, Kim.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24I'm gagging for a break from this place.

0:13:24 > 0:13:25What d'you reckon, Rox?

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I just told Christian I'd be back in an hour for Amy.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, shame(!)

0:13:30 > 0:13:33I can get him to watch her a little bit longer if you want.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Hey, Dee! What you doing tonight?

0:13:45 > 0:13:46Can I help you?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- SHE WHISPERS - Kat. Shirley's upstairs.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Can you hold the fort? I've got to pop out for a bit.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02We'll take a rain check on the face packs, yeah?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06When you said something different,

0:14:06 > 0:14:08it's not what I had in mind.

0:14:08 > 0:14:13Didn't realise Coker's first delivery would be quite so big.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17I like this.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20You making yourself useful?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Cos at your age, that's an achievement.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26Go on, make me feel even older.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Don't forget...

0:14:28 > 0:14:30with age comes wisdom.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33True, true.

0:14:33 > 0:14:37When I think of some of the decisions I made as a young man...

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Still...

0:14:38 > 0:14:40the women and them...

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- I got no regrets there. - That's the difference

0:14:43 > 0:14:45between you and me.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49Only one man ever meant toffee to me.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Yolande...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Oh, I loved that woman, you know?

0:14:54 > 0:14:58I've got to admit I do miss having company,

0:14:58 > 0:15:01especially when the nights get cold.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03I've never minded my own company.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07That's the other thing with the young.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09They're always...

0:15:09 > 0:15:11e-mailing, messaging,

0:15:11 > 0:15:13gassing on their phones.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's like there's not a second

0:15:16 > 0:15:19that's not filled with a distraction.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- I don't envy them that.- Don't envy their dress sense either.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26What is this? A hat...

0:15:26 > 0:15:27or a tea cosy?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30It's not so bad.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Here.- You reckon?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38HE LAUGHS

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Didn't you hear me shouting?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47Anyway, Jean took everything.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Dunno what all the fuss is about anyway.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Jean took all the rubbish?

0:15:51 > 0:15:55Yeah. Shirley's over there now, going through everything.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Why is everyone so obsessed about a load of rubbish all of a sudden? - No, we're not.

0:15:59 > 0:16:03- Just tell him, Ben, will you? - Later. We've got to get to the Vic.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Tell me what?

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Now, Ben. We ain't got a choice!

0:16:16 > 0:16:17You know the photo frame...

0:16:17 > 0:16:19that I used on Hev?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23I didn't get rid of it.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26It's been here the whole time. Well...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29..at least, it was here.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37All right, boys. Get those down you.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- No, I'm all right, thanks. - I'm fine. Here you go, Jack.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43You having a laugh?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- I'm trying to give them up. - Come on, boys.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49We're meant to be training, keeping ourselves in peak condition.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52So, Raymundo, what exactly have you got planned for tonight then, mate?

0:16:52 > 0:16:56Right. Match analysis. I was thinking we could do a few charts.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59You know, discuss formations, what worked, what hasn't worked...

0:17:02 > 0:17:03HE LAUGHS

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Your faces! Do you really think I'd bring you lot around here

0:17:07 > 0:17:09to talk some boring team talk?

0:17:09 > 0:17:13Come on, man. Step this way, gentlemen.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19- You looked me in the eye and said it was in the canal. You told me it was gone.- I know.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23I went down there with it, I swear. I was trying to build myself up to chuck it in.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26- But there was something stopping me. Dad, I was scared.- No, no, no.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Now is the time to be scared cos the minute Shirley finds it

0:17:29 > 0:17:33she's going to hand it in to the old bill and you're going to go down for life.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35And the way I feel right now, you deserve it and all.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Where you going? - Where do you think, eh?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Well, let me go, all right? Cos if you just charge in there,

0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Shirley will get suss.- You want me to trust you after this, eh?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47I'll go with him.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49And when we find it, I'll make sure he chucks it in the canal.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52You'd better.

0:18:09 > 0:18:10KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Surprise!

0:18:14 > 0:18:17We thought your little party could do with livening up a bit.

0:18:34 > 0:18:35Come on.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Where are you?

0:18:42 > 0:18:43I found it,

0:18:43 > 0:18:45my hearing aid. It was back in my room.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48So I've been through all this lot for nothing?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yeah, sorry.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52The things I do for you boys.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56You should get off home anyway cos Phil's been wondering where you are.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58We'll tidy all this up.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yeah, too right you will.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Why shouldn't we be in there?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Listen, babe. I really don't think this is your scene.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Yeah? Well, we'll see about that.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35I can't believe what that man put you through. I wouldn't have made fun if I'd known.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41- About Aliyah...- Woah.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46Just because we've broken up, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bad mouth her. Well, not much anyway.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I really think that...

0:19:50 > 0:19:52you should try to reconcile.

0:19:53 > 0:19:56With the Aliyah that you detest?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58She's not so bad.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00All right!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03So, we'll never be bosom buddies but...

0:20:03 > 0:20:05I really think you should try to save your marriage.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07You belong together.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10That's what we thought about you and Zainab.

0:20:10 > 0:20:11Nobody's indestructible.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16- We came back to each other.- Yeah, and now we're stronger than ever.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Do you want her back?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23She should be so lucky!

0:20:23 > 0:20:26I'm serious. Be serious for once, AJ.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Maybe we don't have what you two have.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, you do. But it takes work.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Really hard work.- Well, you know how I feel about hard work...

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- plays havoc with my nails. - You can't laugh this one off, AJ.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45What if she doesn't want to know?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47We'll be here. Won't we, Zee?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58- Come on. Where is it, man? - It's got to be in here.

0:20:58 > 0:21:02What are you doing?! Where's Shirley?

0:21:02 > 0:21:03Well, she had to go.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06We'll tidy up when we're finished, Jean. I promise you.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08No! No, I'm not having this.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12- We've just got one more bag to do. - No. You cannot treat this like some sort of rubbish tip.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15This is our home. Now, will you please leave?

0:21:15 > 0:21:17- If you'd just listen, Jean... - I said, get out!

0:21:25 > 0:21:26Come on.

0:21:33 > 0:21:36TV: That's what defenders do...

0:21:36 > 0:21:38Come on, Rox. Free booze, dancing... It'll be fun.

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I've seen livelier care homes.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Look, I can't help it if my man wants to save his energy

0:21:43 > 0:21:46for something more important, like yours truly.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Well, I've had enough of this.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Oi, come on!- Kat! - Come on you lot, let your hair down.

0:21:53 > 0:21:57Well, those of you that have got it. Come on, have a laugh.

0:21:57 > 0:22:02- You can restart training next week. Ain't that right, Alfie? - Now you know why I married the girl!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04- I'm going to get some sambuca. - I'm putting some music on.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'm going to open this then.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12- Babe?- Hmm?- I thought I told you I didn't want to do a big party.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15- What's going on?- Oh, I know. Sorry.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Still, if you can't beat 'em...

0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Little Tam... - I'm not so little any more.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34You will find another girl. You trust your Uncle AJ, OK?

0:22:34 > 0:22:35OK.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39- Goodbye, my lovely nephew.- Bye.

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Let's catch a drag show next time I'm in town.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Yeah, it's not really my thing.

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- 200 quid. Didn't I say I'd pay it back?- Cheers.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50There's still that £20 you owe me and that bill you left with Denise...

0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yeah, that might have to wait. Aliyah froze all the accounts.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I'd better get an invite to that wedding.- Of course.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59So...

0:22:59 > 0:23:00I don't think so.

0:23:05 > 0:23:10- All right, if you need anything, you let me know.- Yeah. Thanks again.- OK.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13And if Shabnam becomes a lesbian, and I don't hear about it...

0:23:13 > 0:23:14Catch your train, please.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22- We've got go back in there sometime. - He'll kill me.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26- There was nothing we could do, not without Jean going ballistic. - Dad ain't going to see it like that.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Suppose you think I've got it coming?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Well, I certainly didn't want any of this.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36We're still brothers though, yeah?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Just go and face him, will you?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50What took you so long? I've been calling you.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Went on a detour to get this.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56What's wrong?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58Oh, nothing. Just...

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Just a bit of an accident. Don't worry about it.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Did Ben tell you about losing his hearing aid?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06There's no harm done, he's found it now.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Phil, you need to go a little bit more easy on him,

0:24:08 > 0:24:10try and learn to trust him.

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Don't tell me what I should do with my own son, all right?

0:24:13 > 0:24:14I'm only saying.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18- You think you know him, but believe me, you don't.- I can't talk to you when you're like this.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Careful, it's in one of its moods.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29I can't do it, Syed!

0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Move your arm! - The green one, ma!- What?!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- Follow the colours. - I'm trying to follow the colours!

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- No, don't touch it. You made it go wrong!- No, you did it.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43Didn't there used to be something there?

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yeah, A pair of gold lions?

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Oh, yeah. That's right. Hideous. I can't bear...

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Stop it! I can't bear the things,

0:24:50 > 0:24:53- but we found out they were worth... How much?- £200.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02I knew it. I knew you'd screw it up!

0:25:02 > 0:25:05It weren't Ben's fault. If we'd carried on arguing with Jean,

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- she'd have got Kat and Alfie involved and it would have been made into a massive deal.- Yeah...

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Well, let's see her say no to me.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Ready? One, two. Let's have it.

0:25:27 > 0:25:31- I've never seen you dance before. - Then you've been missing out.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35- How's Alfie put up with that? - It's all front, innit?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Um, is this a private party

0:25:37 > 0:25:40- or can anybody else join? - We're only messing about.

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Come on, babe. You've got to learn to have trust, you know what I mean?

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Chill out, babe.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49He has got a point you know.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Coming across as a bit, um...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54- needy.- Needy?

0:25:54 > 0:25:58Yeah. Come on, let's crack that bottle open shall we? Come on.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06What?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12She's getting rid of the evidence, isn't she?

0:26:12 > 0:26:16- That frame will be gone for good. - Yeah, what about the tea towel?

0:26:16 > 0:26:19We burn it. Then it really is over, isn't it?

0:26:29 > 0:26:31What do you reckon?

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Who brought that in?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34Jean, I think.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35No!

0:26:35 > 0:26:37No!

0:26:37 > 0:26:39THEY LAUGH

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