17/07/2012

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0:00:24 > 0:00:28MONITORS BEEPING

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oi! Watch the paint work!

0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ooh! Nice new motor, eh?

0:00:51 > 0:00:53Yeah, arrived yesterday.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Need a nice family car for when Scarlett gets back.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Tell her to get better soon, she can give Uncle Anthony a lift.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Never get his own car with his football skills!

0:01:02 > 0:01:07Michael? Michael, any chance you can ask Janine to do the payroll today?

0:01:07 > 0:01:08She's at the hospital, why can't you do it?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I would but...Lola's been arrested.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13Again?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16You gotta exercise some tough love on this one, Bill.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Leave her to it, let her sort it out.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Don't work like that! Like it or not, that is the way it is.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Oof!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Perfect.

0:01:33 > 0:01:34We ain't got a lot a stock in.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Suck your paunch in and stick your pecs out.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Oh, you think I might get lucky?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Where you off then? Got a hot date?

0:01:43 > 0:01:45A wake. A drinking partner of mine,

0:01:45 > 0:01:47we went to school together in Trinidad.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Well, he passed away last week.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Just want to pay my respects.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53And take advantage of the free booze?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55It's what he would have wanted, eh?

0:01:56 > 0:02:00This mate of yours, did he have a lot of threads?

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Cora, I didn't ask when I sent my respects, you know.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I might tag along an' all, pay my respects.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think that'd be a good idea.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I don't think the widow will appreciate a stranger turning up

0:02:13 > 0:02:16- just to get the shirt off her husband's back.- What'd he die of?

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- Prostate cancer, I think.- Then she'll want to give something back,

0:02:19 > 0:02:22and I ain't exactly a stranger...

0:02:22 > 0:02:23I'm your guest.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26You're leaving me out of all the fun again?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27It's a WAKE!

0:02:27 > 0:02:31Well, if you're going I'm coming too.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Bang goes my lucky day.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Managed to turn up on time today then?

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I thought you might need a break.

0:02:48 > 0:02:52Someone didn't sleep very well. She kept pulling her feeding tube out.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I think she's going to be trouble.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56She takes after her mother.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Why don't you go and have something to eat and drink? Bit of a rest?

0:02:59 > 0:03:04Before you go, sign these cos the staff haven't been paid.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07So? Have they got babies in hospital?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I can take care of it, I just need you to make me signatory to the business accounts.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15Oh, so that's why you're here!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Money!

0:03:16 > 0:03:19No, I'm trying to keep your business going.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22- This hardly scratches the surface. - How would you know that?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Have you been going through my statements?

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I'm trying to take the pressure off you.

0:03:27 > 0:03:32If you want to take the pressure off then you should spend a night here or speak to a doctor for a change.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34- All you have to do is ask.- Fine.

0:03:34 > 0:03:39The nurse is holding a class this afternoon. Be nice if you could come.

0:03:39 > 0:03:40OK, I'd love to.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43I did have a meeting, but I can cancel that. Whatever it takes.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Lads! Whoa, whoa, what you doing?! Step away from the pies!

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- What?- What's the matter with you two?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58You're supposed to be on a training regime, I booked a session at the gym later.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00We'd love to, but we've got a business to run.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02We've gotta check out this wake later.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04If the team does well, it'll be great for business.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Think of the headline,

0:04:05 > 0:04:08"Tyler Moon scores the winning goal for the Queen Vic.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11"Vintage performance from the antiques man!" Genius!

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Does the Gazette even cover our league, Alfie?

0:04:14 > 0:04:18If Billy Mitchell can get his face plastered all over the place, I'm sure we can!

0:04:18 > 0:04:22- But we're in the Walford Pub League, Billy's in the Olympics!- Oh, shut up! Worth a punt, innit?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Has someone died?

0:04:37 > 0:04:39No-one we know.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41If you're too busy to spend time with your mother,

0:04:41 > 0:04:44I've gotta find something to do, haven't I?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Here we go again.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51- I thought you'd be in court? - Thanks for your concern.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53After you ran off I spent the whole night

0:04:53 > 0:04:57thinking I was going to drop the baby in the stinking old cell!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Funnily enough, the pain stopped when they said

0:04:59 > 0:05:00they'd let us off with a warning.

0:05:00 > 0:05:02You think this is funny?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05You've already got the tag! If they hadn't given you one last chance

0:05:05 > 0:05:07you could've be giving birth in Holloway nick!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10We were having a laugh until that greaseball started winding us up.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14- Lo, we shouldn't have even gone out at all! Won't happen again. - Too right, it won't!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22You're a bit big for a bear, ain't ya?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26It's for you, I thought you could give it to Carly for the baby.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28She's not answering the phone.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's where the bear comes in.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35It's a bit big and scary, ain't it, for a newborn?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yeah. It'll remind them of you(!)

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Airway, breathing, circulation.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46So first we check to see if the child's airway is clear.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Do you want to do it? - No, you do it.

0:05:51 > 0:05:52You're here more, you should do it.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55If she collapses at home you need to know what to do.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57So you gently tilt the head back

0:05:57 > 0:06:00and you look in the mouth for any obvious obstruction.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02She's talking about collapsing. What for?

0:06:02 > 0:06:06If she was going to collapse why would they send her home? She's not going to COLLAPSE!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Listen for breathing,

0:06:08 > 0:06:11if there's no response that's when you start your CPR.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13They don't know EVERYTHING.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16You seal your mouth over the baby's mouth and nose,

0:06:16 > 0:06:18and you give short, sharp breaths.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21You do this up to five times before you start your chest compressions.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Do it now.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30What about Tommy?

0:06:31 > 0:06:32James, James.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Whatever.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36He stopped breathing for absolutely no reason

0:06:36 > 0:06:38and he wasn't even born prematurely.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40..press firmly down to a third of the depth of...

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I keep thinking it'll be OK.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You know, once she gets off the ventilator,

0:06:44 > 0:06:45or comes out of intensive care,

0:06:45 > 0:06:47it's going to get better, or go back to normal.

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- But she is and it's not. - All right, woman, I know. Just...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52I'm starting to think we might never get back to normal...

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yes, we'll be fine...

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- Careful cos you don't want to break your baby's...- Yes!

0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm just going to leave you to it cos I've had enough of this!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Where are you going?- I'm off!

0:07:07 > 0:07:08Sorry for your loss.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Let us know if there's anything we can do.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Should have known you two'd be here,

0:07:15 > 0:07:18pair of vultures picking over a dead man's bones.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20We're just helping out with the arrangements.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Suppose you're here out of the goodness of your heart?

0:07:22 > 0:07:26I did say I'd be in touch with any suitable clearances, Mrs Cross.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Since when?- Since she threatened to make life difficult.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33But you can't just turn up out of the blue and take what you want!

0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'm simply supporting a grief stricken friend.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Even though he never asked you to.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Stop complaining, you're only here for the free spread

0:07:41 > 0:07:43and the lonely old dears.

0:07:43 > 0:07:48Hey, hey, I don't want you go upsetting the widow, eh?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50She's a fine upstanding woman, you know, Joy.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Why is she friends with you then? - She's not exactly.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Used to accuse me of leading her old man astray,

0:07:56 > 0:07:59but that was long, long time ago.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- She's probably forgotten all about it by now.- Patrick Trueman!

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Joy...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I am so sorry.

0:08:08 > 0:08:12- You will be if you don't get out now!- Just come to pay my respects.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14You never showed any before!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16But I am a changed man.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Then why have you turned up in a cheap suit, reeking of rum,

0:08:20 > 0:08:21a floozy on each arm?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Who you calling a floozy?

0:08:23 > 0:08:25Nothing will ever change you!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Apart from the love of a good woman.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I don't think we've been properly introduced,

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'm Cora Trueman...Patrick's wife.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39You ain't serious?

0:08:39 > 0:08:40Billy, come on!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Never been more serious, your team needs you, don't it, eh?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45You didn't seem bothered when I said I couldn't play.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48OK, granted. Granted, I didn't see your true potential,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51and the Olympic committee, they saw something we didn't

0:08:51 > 0:08:53but I see it now, don't I! That's what I see. I see...

0:08:53 > 0:08:56You know what I see? I see the spirit of a true champion!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Yeah, I see a born winner, Billy!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I have always been a fighter. - Yeah, you have. I know.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm a lot stronger than people give me credit for.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05I know. Come on, let's have it, mate! Yeah?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08I don't know, gotta think about Lo, ain't I?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10And I'm training for the torch relay...

0:09:10 > 0:09:14I know we're out of your league but with your experience, mate...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I suppose I would bring a sense of maturity to the team.- Exactly.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20We're training this afternoon, why don't you come along,

0:09:20 > 0:09:22give us a few tips and all that? Be great.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Oh, don't mind me, I'll just be sat here waiting to drop.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30- All right, one condition. - Yeah, go on.

0:09:30 > 0:09:31You make me captain.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh... I've made Jack captain.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Sorry, but has Jack been chosen to be an Olympian?

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hmm?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Has Jack got the whole country behind him?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Welcome on board, Captain Billy.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Bill.- All right, beautiful?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why would you be married to Cora and not me?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02I have no idea at all.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03One minute I'm an eligible bachelor,

0:10:03 > 0:10:05next minute I'm walking down the aisle

0:10:05 > 0:10:09faster than you can say Mrs Trueman the third.

0:10:09 > 0:10:10She was about to sling us out!

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Well, it would have been better to have been me

0:10:12 > 0:10:14because at least we've had a relationship.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17One fumbled night doesn't make a relationship, Rose.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21Let's face it, you ain't exactly marriage material!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I have been married more times than you have!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Are you seriously going to stand for all this?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30It depends on if she asks me properly.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Patrick, darling,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37will you do the honour of pretending to be married to me?

0:10:38 > 0:10:42One hour, then I can say my goodbyes.

0:10:42 > 0:10:46Then be a dear and get me a large G and T.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I just thought I'd pop in, see how you're doing.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55They told me you were at some class.

0:10:55 > 0:10:59Oh, we were until Michael decided to walk out,

0:10:59 > 0:11:01and leave me to bring the baby back to life!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Apparently he had more important things to do.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07Can't be easy on him, can it?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, cos it's a barrel of laughs for me, isn't it?

0:11:09 > 0:11:13I just, I love being stuck here wondering everyday if my baby's going to survive

0:11:13 > 0:11:16while my supposed husband is trying to get into my bank accounts probably!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19No, no, I don't think that's true.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I mean, look, in my experience men just walk out

0:11:21 > 0:11:24because they can't handle their own feelings.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Scarlett's milk is in the fridge.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33She should be asleep for a couple of hours or so...

0:11:33 > 0:11:34- Wait...- Don't panic.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37If her oxygen levels dip the alarm will go off and a nurse will come.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40You can always try to just tickle her feet,

0:11:40 > 0:11:42sometimes it'll help to start her breathing.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Whatever happens, just call me. - Right. Are you going now, yeah?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49I can do this on my own if I have to...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51but I need to know what I'm dealing with.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'm the captain, we agreed?!

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- After sleeping on it last night, I decided to give it to someone else, that's all.- Who?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- Billy Mitchell? Couldn't hit a barn door if he tried!- All right.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09I know it's not the obvious choice but he'll bring a lot to the team.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- OK, look, maturity and leadership... - JACK SNORTS

0:12:11 > 0:12:14..and, more importantly, publicity for the team.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Gotta be good, ain't it?

0:12:16 > 0:12:18He's not even in the team, is he!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20No, I'm the captain, that's the way it should stay.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22That's not for you to say!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25You don't get players talking to Alex Ferguson like this.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Alex Ferguson wouldn't pick Billy Mitchell, would he?!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Billy Mitchell is the captain. Enough said.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32You're having a laugh, aint ya?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Turns out her husband was a hoarder, she's got a house full of gear

0:12:36 > 0:12:38and she's emigrating to be with her kids next week.

0:12:38 > 0:12:39Only we can't get near the widow!

0:12:39 > 0:12:45Not much I can do, I had no idea Cora and Mr Trueman were so close.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46If you ever want to talk,

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I'm only round the corner at the charity shop.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50I didn't know you worked there.

0:12:50 > 0:12:55My daughter had cancer not so long ago, my first husband died of it.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59The worst thing is feeling useless.

0:12:59 > 0:13:03It's a great comfort to be able to give something back.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Falling in love again must have been a help too.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Oh, she can be an old dragon at times,

0:13:09 > 0:13:13but I do like a woman with a bit of fire in her belly.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16And he can be a feckless old rogue

0:13:16 > 0:13:18but, if nothing else, he's good for a laugh!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21You're lucky to have found each other.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Excuse me.

0:13:23 > 0:13:27Which is very strange as they've only been married an hour.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Michael?

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Michael!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Alf.- Oi, oi, oi! What d'you think you're doing?

0:13:59 > 0:14:00I need someone to talk to...

0:14:00 > 0:14:04You don't come up here without asking, all right?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Oh.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I thought...with the hospital...

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Oh, you think I'm, what, Walford's very own Agony Aunt?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15It doesn't happen after you screw people over, all right, Michael?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21What did you feel when...

0:14:21 > 0:14:24- you thought you'd lost Tommy? - Has something happened to Scarlett?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26No, no...

0:14:26 > 0:14:30but they were showing us how to resuscitate her, you know?

0:14:31 > 0:14:35I was there with this plastic baby in front of me,

0:14:35 > 0:14:39breathing into it and then suddenly I saw her...

0:14:39 > 0:14:42Saw her, lying there...

0:14:43 > 0:14:45..and I couldn't breathe myself.

0:14:47 > 0:14:48And then what happened?

0:14:50 > 0:14:51I walked out.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Course you did.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58I'm not surprised you walked out.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07That's all you ever do, ain't it? Just think about your own feelings.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's always about your own feelings, ain't it, mate? I mean did...

0:15:18 > 0:15:21..did you even shed a tear when you thought that your own son,

0:15:21 > 0:15:22Tommy, might've died?

0:15:24 > 0:15:29Did you even think about my feelings when you slept with my wife?

0:15:33 > 0:15:36And you were quite happy to let Jean be sectioned,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38until you admitted the truth!

0:15:40 > 0:15:41Mmm?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'm being punished.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47What?

0:15:48 > 0:15:53Yeah, Scarlett's suffering because of my sins.

0:15:54 > 0:15:59- Do you think?- Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, it's not about that.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Because I know it was wrong.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06What I did to Jean, making her think she was all mental and stuff

0:16:06 > 0:16:10and when I was doing it I knew it was wrong,

0:16:10 > 0:16:13but it was my only way of getting...

0:16:13 > 0:16:14It was my best chance, Alfie,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17of getting my hands on the cash, so I did it anyway.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19And I always do, you see...

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You should hate me.

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Do you really think that? It's not, it's not about that.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29No?

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Hit me!

0:16:30 > 0:16:31- What?- Go on!

0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Hit ya?- Yeah.- Really?- Yeah, go on. You can have a free one!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35You want me to hit ya?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37As much as I'd love to help you beat yourself up, Michael,

0:16:37 > 0:16:41I'm not going to turn this into the Michael Moon show. D'you understand?

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Listen...

0:16:44 > 0:16:47You know, you've got a family now, mate.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52And this isn't about your feelings any more.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's about them!

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Do you understand that bit?

0:16:58 > 0:16:59I'm finding it difficult.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Yeah, I'm not surprised, really.

0:17:03 > 0:17:09Being that you're a masochistic, slightly redundant, weirdo.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Sadomasochistic weirdo.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18It's a familial trait.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Lucky I got the good genes, though, eh?

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Yeah, you certainly did.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29- I am sorry though.- Yeah.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Well it's done now, mate, all right?

0:17:31 > 0:17:33You know what? How...?

0:17:35 > 0:17:39You've got it all. You have a beautiful baby, a rich wife...

0:17:39 > 0:17:42Yeah, yeah, I know. How'd that happen?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Exactly, how'd it happen?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Don't screw it up, Michael.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- It was getting boring! - I was about to seal the deal!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00For what? The clearance or Patrick?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02You won't be sealing anything

0:18:02 > 0:18:05when the poor widow hears about your scam marriage.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, come on, boys. You're smarter than that, aren't you?

0:18:07 > 0:18:10If you go telling tales, she'll think you're all out to shaft her,

0:18:10 > 0:18:11nobody'll get the job, hm?

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Half.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20I get first dibs and we're done.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- I think we have been.- Yeah.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25If you don't like it, take it up with my old man.

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- You told the others we was training here, right?- Yes, Billy.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- You told them the right time?- Hm-mm.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Where the hell are they then?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Billy's going to do his nut when he finds out you've been gone all day.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53What do you care? Thought I was too much hassle?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56It ain't like that, I'm just trying to do the right thing, that's all.

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Erm, where's Billy? I need to talk to him.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Cos I don't know why the office's shut up

0:19:01 > 0:19:02or where the hell Michael is!

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Do I look like a secretary?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06I thought you were supposed to be at the hospital anyway.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08And what would you know about anything?

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I mean look at you, sitting there with your cute little bump,

0:19:11 > 0:19:13- flirting with your pathetic little boyfriend...- Oi!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16You've got no idea that your life is about to be over.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18And your precious little friends,

0:19:18 > 0:19:21d'you think they'll be there when you're screaming in pain?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Or if you've got a baby in hospital?

0:19:23 > 0:19:27No, because they will just drift back to their lives, all right?

0:19:27 > 0:19:29And you will be STUCK on your own.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32So don't you DARE tell me where I'm supposed to be, all right?!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34- You haven't got a clue. - That's out of order.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01..all over the table!

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Fellas, what you doing? You're supposed to be lifting weights, not pints.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07- What's going on?- Well, we decided we're not playing today, Alfie.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09Oh, I get it.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Yeah, this is where the players turn against me? Is that right?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Yeah, I think you'll find it's called player power.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Oi, oi! So we training or what?

0:20:20 > 0:20:23No, these dozy pillocks got the day wrong,

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- they think it's tomorrow, don't they.- Hm!

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Want me to have a word, as captain?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Billy, listen, I've been thinking about it, right,

0:20:31 > 0:20:35and I'm not sure the captain's role is quite right for you.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37You said I was a born competitor.

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Yeah, I know, and I mean it. Think about it, right.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43What's the Captain? He's just a work horse, isn't he, eh?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46No skills, no flair.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Nah, I'm looking at you, you know what I'm thinking?

0:20:48 > 0:20:52Thinking, like, a lone striker, ready to POUNCE!

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Like Geoff Hurst, yeah?

0:20:54 > 0:20:57Hursty, eh? "They think it's all over..."

0:20:57 > 0:20:58- THEY LAUGH - Yeah, it is now!

0:21:03 > 0:21:04What do you think I was doing?

0:21:05 > 0:21:09I have no idea! You practically run out of hospital...

0:21:09 > 0:21:13and then I come back to find you've bought some new car without even telling me.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15I was going to tell you, but it didn't feel right.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18That's because you were too busy changing the bank accounts

0:21:18 > 0:21:20and now you've got your hands in the safe!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22What you talking about?! D'you think I'm stealing petty cash?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24What am I supposed to think?

0:21:24 > 0:21:28You're supposed to TRUST me! I'm not your dad.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Well then don't ACT like it, Michael.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33You know, instead of going out and buying new cars,

0:21:33 > 0:21:36- why are you not at the hospital with YOUR daughter? - Because it's all I can do!

0:21:36 > 0:21:38OK?

0:21:38 > 0:21:41I hate seeing Scarlett in pain, I hate seeing what it's doing to you

0:21:41 > 0:21:44but I don't have any control and I don't like that!

0:21:44 > 0:21:47So all I can do is keep things going here!

0:21:48 > 0:21:49So you just abandon me?

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Leave me to deal with it? In a room full of perfect people!

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Oh, those nauseating parents. I had to get out.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58Yeah well that's how I felt too...

0:21:58 > 0:22:02but I couldn't, because it looks like I am all that Scarlett's got.

0:22:02 > 0:22:04That's untrue and unfair.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09I love that child more than you can imagine.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18I know...oh, I know. It's just...

0:22:18 > 0:22:20the car, I think, it took me by surprise.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23That's exactly what it was meant to be - a surprise.

0:22:26 > 0:22:29I thought after the prenup, you know, we were cool.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31- I thought you trusted me.- (I do...)

0:22:34 > 0:22:36..I'm just tired.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I'm being so selfish, of course you are. You're exhausted.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Just...

0:22:48 > 0:22:50..why don't you have a night off...

0:22:50 > 0:22:52and just let me look after Scarlett tonight and...?

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Huh?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Come on. I know, I know I'm inept.

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I know I am...but I'm trying...

0:23:05 > 0:23:06..and I'm not going anywhere, OK?

0:23:14 > 0:23:18- I don't know why you're taking any notice of Janine for. - Well, she's right, ain't she?

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You've decided you don't want anything more to do with us.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Yeah, and you know why. Because of Abi.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26Whatever's happening between me and her, it's Abi and I miss her.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28What about me? I'm giving birth in eleven days,

0:23:28 > 0:23:30you going to leave me to do that on my own an' all?

0:23:30 > 0:23:32You ain't on your own! You've got Billy...

0:23:32 > 0:23:37- ..and you've got me. - You just said I'm too much hassle.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39You are eight and a half months pregnant, you got a tag,

0:23:39 > 0:23:43you're going round getting arrested but I'm still your mate.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45What, a screaming, puking kid ain't going to put you off?

0:23:45 > 0:23:50- Have you seen yourself on Saturday nights?- What am I, some sort of mug?

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- I told you to stay indoors! - We're only talking here.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55She is on a warning with the police and social services.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58- Yet here she is knocking about with you again.- It ain't Jay's fault!

0:23:58 > 0:24:02Well, how comes he's always about whenever you're in trouble, eh?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05You home and you stay away, all right? I've had enough of this.

0:24:05 > 0:24:11- You're staying in until this baby comes out! Come on.- Pops!

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Don't tell me, he tried to make a run for it?

0:24:21 > 0:24:24So, d'you want me to cut off one of his ears?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Carly don't want it.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31She said it's a bit late for me to start playing grandmother.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35She probably don't mean that.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37She doesn't want me to contact her again.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Said I haven't been her mum for years.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Sorry.- Why?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Not your fault I'm the world's worst parent, is it?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Shirl, you're not.

0:24:50 > 0:24:55You might not be Carly's mum...but you're my mum.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I know you miss Hev...

0:25:01 > 0:25:05..but you've always got me, Dad, and Jay.

0:25:05 > 0:25:09And I reckon Carly will come round in the end too.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11She hates my guts...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14..she don't want to hear from me again.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Yeah and when's that ever stopped you, eh?

0:25:19 > 0:25:22You'll be knitting booties before you know it.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24I can see it now...Nana Shirl.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30When did you get so grown up, eh?

0:25:34 > 0:25:37You call me Nana again and I'm going to cut your legs off.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42- Geoff Hurst?- Oi. Geoff Hurst is in his 70s, yeah,

0:25:42 > 0:25:44and he'd still run rings round Billy.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Did you not get your armband back? - Now you just gotta tell one of your strikers

0:25:47 > 0:25:49you're dropping 'em for a 50-year-old donkey!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- I ain't giving up my place!- Ray's the frontman, he'll have to

0:25:52 > 0:25:54and he'll understand it's for the good of the team.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Didn't see me having a whinge when I was put on the bench for him, did ya?

0:25:57 > 0:26:01- Still wouldn't like to be the one to tell him.- No, you're right.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04I'll just have to leave that to my Captain, won't I?

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Hush, man, I've been getting your drinks all day,

0:26:10 > 0:26:12how much longer do I have to run around after you?

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Till death us do part, my sweet.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Well, I better warn you I have certain needs.

0:26:19 > 0:26:20Will you stop this please?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26- A drawer full of old socks that needs darning.- Oh, I've had enough!

0:26:26 > 0:26:30I wouldn't touch your smelly socks if my life depended on it.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34Oh, I might as well not be here!

0:26:34 > 0:26:37You're always having these private little jokes between yourselves these days.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Rose, SOME of us can enjoy a gentleman's company

0:26:40 > 0:26:44without being desperate to get 'em in the sack.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48Hmm. Well, it's perfectly obvious you two have got feelings for each other

0:26:48 > 0:26:51and I don't know why you're bothering to deny it!

0:26:54 > 0:26:56The woman's talking nonsense.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00Can't take a joke, that's her problem!

0:27:15 > 0:27:18What's he want?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20He must have got the message about Lola.

0:27:20 > 0:27:21I'll try and get rid of him.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30I came as soon as I got your message, everything all right?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33No. No, everything is NOT all right.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36I need you to change the combination of the safe.

0:27:36 > 0:27:38I swear I never told anyone the number...

0:27:38 > 0:27:40- Oh, apart from Michael. - He's your husband!

0:27:40 > 0:27:44I'm not asking for a family tree, Billy, all right?

0:27:44 > 0:27:46I'm just asking for you to keep an eye on him.

0:27:46 > 0:27:50After all you've been through? Surely you can trust him?

0:27:50 > 0:27:53Change the combination!

0:27:53 > 0:27:56And this time just try keeping it to yourself.

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