0:00:27 > 0:00:29TEXT ALERT
0:01:00 > 0:01:01You don't own me, mate.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Kat? Kat, where are you?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Oh, there you are, love of my life.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12- Feast your mince pies on this. - What is it?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15What do you mean? It's like a coach's board.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17A bit of top level professional kit.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Helps me visualise the formation for the Queen Vic 11.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Hear me out, OK? So I'm starting with like the classic 4-4-2.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Andrew's in goal. I've got a strong back four,
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Masood out wide, who serves our front man Tyler up there.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I thought we sorted this weeks ago?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Yeah, but it's like a fluid approach to modern management, innit?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- What you got there?- Some clothes of Tommy's. Scarlett could use them.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Oh, yeah, right, so have you heard from Michael?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- No.- Struggling a bit, ain't he?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Hello? What?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I love you, Alfie. - I love you too.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Anyway, if this goes a bit pear-shaped,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I'll just do the 4-5-1, the West Ham formation.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Come on the Hammers. Back in the Premier League, lads?
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Yeah, thanks for your support.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Anyway, so what I'll do, I'll probably use Anthony
0:02:02 > 0:02:05and Tyler together cos they've got an understanding of each other.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07I'd keep Tyler up front.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09You reckon? Why?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11He's a better finisher.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Tyler's a better finisher? OK, not a bad idea. That's my girl.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Tyler up front. Up the Hammers!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22How is he?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24He's put on a bit of weight.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26How's Scarlett?
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Steady at two kilos. Good news about Jake though.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Hi.- Hi.- OK?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Got you a coffee. Strong, skinny.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39I got one.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Yeah. So I see. Everything fine?
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I wouldn't say everything was fine, Michael, no.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49You know what I mean.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50How's Jake?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Yeah, he's doing much better. - Yeah.- Great.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yeah, he's actually put on a bit more weight than Scarlett.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00That's all right. Babies are different. It's fine.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02I'm just going to go and sit with her,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04then I'll head back to the office.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13Here it is. I thought you might like to...
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, look, Shirl, look, he's got Carly's cheeks.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21D'you remember when you used to be able to come in here
0:03:21 > 0:03:22and have a cup of tea in peace?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- I said no.- It's not enough you won't let me see Jay,
0:03:27 > 0:03:29now you want to ruin the rest of my life an' all.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- You're grounded. - But it's a special occasion.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Lola, a sale on the high street is not a special occasion.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35- But I've got a voucher. - Have you? Sorry.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I ain't got any jeans, have I?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39What will I wear when I get my figure back? LAUGHTER
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- What?- You ain't going to get your figure back.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Have you seen the size of what's to come out?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Yeah, yeah, all right, we get the idea.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Victoria Beckham got hers back.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Yeah, but Victoria Beckham's probably got a personal trainer,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53three nannies and a chef. What you got?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- No chance. - Whatever. I'm still buying them.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00No, you're not. You're grounded. You're lucky I let you come here.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I just want to do one thing that's fun.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, Billy, there you are. Listen mate, heads up,
0:04:04 > 0:04:07we got a journo coming to the game on Monday to have a chat.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Wants to chat to me, yeah?
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Well, yes, you know, it's to both of us. Manager and striker.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I like it. Hook into the torch relay thing.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Oh, is that coming up, is it? - Don't encourage him.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Next week. - That's exciting, innit?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Stupid corporate games.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Tube's a nightmare and there's foreigners everywhere.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Nice one, Shirley, thanks, darling.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Listen, I was hoping maybe we could drive the message
0:04:28 > 0:04:30closer to the area of the team and the Vic.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32With all due respect though, Alf, I mean I'm the torchbearer.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- I'm the one with the profile here. - Yes. Yes, I know that, Billy.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38That's why we need to sort out our media strategy, nail it down, mate.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Just pop into the pub, please?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43If I lose another game, the press will be all over me.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- I have to work.- It's just ten minutes, that's all. Please.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- I'll try.- Good man, all right. All right, ladies?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- You all right there?- You got to go to work. I'm on my own again.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Well, don't worry, I've got my spies out there.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Such a loser.- Give us a cup of tea to take away please, Marie.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59- And one of them.- No, no, you've got to eat healthily.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01"You've got to eat healthily".
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- You do.- "You do."
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- Oi.- He said, "You've got to eat healthily."
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, just let her have it, Shirl.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Grow a pair, Billy, make a statement and stand by it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14And why don't you mind your own business, you silly old cow?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- Hey!- Hey, you've got a mouth on you, ain't you?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Tell you what, Billy. I'm a little bit idle today.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23How about I keep my eye on her? Make sure she stays grounded?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26That'd be brilliant, Shirl. But you don't have to.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Oh, no. It'd be a pleasure.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34I don't know what keeps them up.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36They're terrible!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Look, look at the waistband...
0:05:40 > 0:05:41It's awful.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42I know.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Terrible.- What's this?
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Just doing a bit of ironing, love.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49- You could do with some new pants. - My pants are fine, thanks.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, look at these!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You don't need to do my ironing.
0:05:53 > 0:05:54I might just as well.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Cora and Patrick, they're in each other's pockets,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I've got little else to do. Nothing I ain't seen before.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's not appropriate.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Oh, look, I don't mind.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05THEY LAUGH
0:06:05 > 0:06:08When he was little he used to run around without any pants.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12I used to let him. Get a nice breeze through his undercarriage.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Oh, that's so cute.- Yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Mum! Mum, just leave it. Mum.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18THEY CONTINUE LAUGHING
0:06:21 > 0:06:24We're going to have a lovely time together, me and you.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Lots of cups of tea, lots of girly chats.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I'll even paint your toenails for you if you like.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Ah. Billy hasn't got any milk.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Oh, he must have forgot when you were yelling at him.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41But you can't have a cup of tea without any milk, can you?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I'll be two minutes.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Don't you go anywhere.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You're not as bright as you think you are, Lola.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30- All right mate, how's your morning been?- Up at the hospital mainly.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Shouldn't you be there now? With your family?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I've got a few things to take care of here.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- You hungry? - No, I'm all right.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Nah, don't be silly.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43Listen, I've got some of this high protein, low GI stuff for the lads.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Think about it, right.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Good nutrition's as valuable as ball skills.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Can I just have a pie, please? I'm not in the team.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52No, you can't have a pie.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54No, I guarantee you'll love this stuff, I promise you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Yeah, it's brilliant stuff. He's really good.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, excuse me. Yes, mate.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Here you are.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- What's that?- It's for Scarlett.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's just a few of Tommy's bits just laying round.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08I thought you could take 'em.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Thank you. That's kind.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It's his idea.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16OK.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I gave you a chance.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24I trusted you to stay put, do the right thing.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25What are you doing?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I'm not angry, Lola. I'm disappointed.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- Shirley?- You've let me down, you've let Billy down,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35but most of all, you've let yourself down.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Are you joking? This is imprisonment. - I hope so, yeah.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You can't do this to me. I'm pregnant!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41This is the best for you. You'll thank me for it one day.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43No, I won't.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- Well, I won't care either way. Phone.- No.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51See you tonight.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54What? No, Shirley! You can't do this! This is abuse!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Shirley! This is illegal.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00And what if I have to go to the toilet? Shirley!
0:09:00 > 0:09:02What? No. No. No. No!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Shirley. Shirley! Shirley! Shirley!
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Look, they're very manly.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Are they big enough? Not too much though, are they?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20No. They're right on trend.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25All right? Auntie Dot, it's Andrew.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, really good. You?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Terrific.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Listen. Can you do me a favour?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38No, all I'm saying is, if winning an Olympic gold medal
0:09:38 > 0:09:42isn't the highest honour in a sport, then it shouldn't be in the Games.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46What you got? Tennis, football, BMX, where does it stop?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48So what do you think of the lunch, then?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- That's it?- Yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55OK, you didn't fancy putting any meat in there, no?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58It's all about the protein and the quinoa and the beans.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01It's lean, you know. Keeps your weight down.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03All right, but...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06But... But what?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Nothing. Nothing. It's delicious.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Good.
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Going up the hospital now?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I've got to do some business stuff, you know.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16Janine obviously can't so... I'm just picking up the slack.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17How's she coping?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Great. Amazing.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22- That's terrific.- And you?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Fine.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Everything's changed, innit? Now you've seen her.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- Don't you feel completely helpless? - Kat, come on.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Totally alone.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Like everything's just happening and you've got no control over it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Kat.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42We don't feel alone.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48There are other parents there, going through the same thing as us.
0:10:48 > 0:10:53You know, we can empathise with each other. Like a little gang.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58And next month it'll be the same. But with a different set.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01And the same again at the next hospital.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Cos we'll all get through it together, won't we? Somehow.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06There you go.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Making Janine and I even stronger.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12And you trust each other?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Yeah. We're a family.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19ALARMS BEEP
0:11:24 > 0:11:26MORE ALARMS BEEP
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Is he OK?
0:11:30 > 0:11:33He's not breathing. Bag him.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36No heart rate. Starting compressions.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38One, two, three.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- What's going on?- One, two, three.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'll get IV access and bloods.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44No spontaneous breathing.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Continue CPR.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51One, two, three. One, two, three.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53One, two, three.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- I'll get a second line. - One, two, three.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Come on, J.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Sorry, Janine. Can I ask you to wait outside for a while?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01- But Scarlett, I...- She'll be fine.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Blood gas count? - Come on, keep going.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09One, two, three. One, two, three.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12One beef and ale pie.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Stick it in the over for what? 30 minutes at 190, good as gold.
0:12:15 > 0:12:16You're all right.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19No, Michael, take it, it's only going to go to waste, mate.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Thank you.- You're welcome.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24And these should fit Scarlett when she's about nine months.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Thank you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30- Listen, give our love to the girls, yeah?- Yeah.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36What?
0:12:38 > 0:12:43Kat, when Michael comes in, all right, I try to keep it light.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46All that talk of hospitals and stuff, it just brings him down.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Keep it light?- Yeah.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52All right, we'll just stick our heads in the sand, shall we?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53You can't keep me in here all day, Shirley!
0:12:53 > 0:12:57This stupid window don't open. I'll suffocate!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I think it's locked.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'll tell the social then.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's abuse is what it is and you'll go to jail.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06You know what they do to child abusers in jail. You'll deserve it!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Fine!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10SHE HITS THE WINDOW
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Oi! Oi! Stop it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16- None of that.- I can't breathe!
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Do you know how much it costs to replace a window?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21- You'd rather I died?- You ain't going to die.- No thanks to you.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Look, just give it a rest, will you? - You're the child abuser!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Locking me up like some kind of criminal.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm 39 weeks pregnant. I'm fragile and vulnerable.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31If you were fragile and vulnerable you'd be on the sofa,
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- eating cakes like the rest of the... - HANDLE FALLS TO FLOOR
0:13:34 > 0:13:37- You left the kitchen window open, didn't you?- So?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40There's a draught! Oh, my day...
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Shirley, where is it? Shirley.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44It's in the kitchen.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48The knob is in the kitchen.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52For my wife. I'll take them. Lovely.
0:13:52 > 0:13:5545 quid, is it? Bit steep.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- You pay for quality, right? Keep the change.- Thank you.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Do you wear them?- Never.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Charity shop.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07But I might.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08Well, if you haven't, you won't.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You are a clever girl.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12You going somewhere, Mum?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Yeah, going to Dot's for a while.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Really?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19She's not well, her hip's really playing her up, badly.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22She needs a bit of looking after, bless her.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Sandy and Dotty are at the end of their tether.- For how long?
0:14:25 > 0:14:29- Who knows?- Well, we're packing for four seasons.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31So, when do you go?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- It's all right. He'll understand. - Today.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Goo... Wow. Wow.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Are you OK with that?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44Yeah, just a bit of a shock, that's all.
0:14:44 > 0:14:49- Well, I can stay.- No! No, I mean, if Auntie Dot needs you...
0:14:49 > 0:14:54- She does.- Then today it is. What can I do to help?
0:14:55 > 0:14:59- Help! Help! - Help! Is anybody there?
0:14:59 > 0:15:02Help! Please!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05If the window wasn't locked we could open it. And someone might hear us.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I didn't know we were going to get stuck in here, did I?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Obviously. I'm smashing it.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- No, you're not.- Why?- Cos that's 200 quid's worth. Have you got that?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16We don't have to replace it.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Don't be so stupid!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21What? It's really warm outside. And what if I go into labour?
0:15:21 > 0:15:23- You're not going to go into labour. - How do you know?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Because if it comes out, I'll shove it back in again.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27What if they never find us?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29What if they find us in, like, 30 years
0:15:29 > 0:15:31and we're just skeletons.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33In old jeans! Massive maternity jeans.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36They're going to think I was fat. We've got to get out of here.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38We just have to wait for Billy. He won't be long.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40What if he never comes home?
0:15:40 > 0:15:44What if he's been hit by a bus or kidnapped by some gangsters?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46And he never comes home.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49What if he's been bitten by a rabid dog and he's just out there,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52on the street, just foaming at the mouth, never knowing that
0:15:52 > 0:15:56his beloved granddaughter was slowly starving to death with an old lady.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Oi. - It'll just be you and me. In here.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00For ever.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05BOTH: Help! Help!
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Please help!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Would you like to hold her?
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Mate, I know she's really punctual, but she's really busy. So that's...
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I understand. Why don't you come to my office. 20 minutes.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06OK, 20 minutes, yeah? Cheers, mate.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Bill. Bill!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Yeah, yeah, yeah. What?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- The code's changed. - I don't know anything about that.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17This boiler guy...he's ringing me every 20 minutes.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Who's changed it?- I've got a bit of filing to do.- Don't move!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Billy, don't move.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- What's the new one?- I don't know.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Billy.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33- She'll kill me.- Billy, I will kill you. And I'm here.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35She asked me to change it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Why didn't she tell me?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Because she didn't want you to know the combination.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Look, Michael, she's been under a lot of stress.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- OK, Billy, thanks. Out, please. - Hormones and...- Out! Out, Billy!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55PHONE RINGS
0:17:59 > 0:18:04They, um, they just came and they've taken him away
0:18:04 > 0:18:07and I don't think he's coming back.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12I can't hold her, Michael. I can't hold our daughter.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19And I can't do this without you.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23Please. I need you here.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Are you sure you're going to be OK?
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Yes, Mum.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I don't mean to nag. I just like looking after you.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I know you do.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44I'm sorry if I got in your way.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46You never, Mum.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Look, you don't want to miss your train, do you?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53No. Best get off, eh?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- You got your ticket? - Picking it up at the station.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Yeah, good. There's probably queues.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Andrew. Have you spoken to Dot lately?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Me? No.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Are you sure?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Yeah, not a word.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh, you're a good boy.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Have a safe journey, Mum. - Yeah, thanks, darling.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Hang on, hang on, hang on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I know it's not my business, but just in case...
0:19:28 > 0:19:32And Poppy assures me that they're very manly.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34See ya, Mum.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Love you. Miss you already.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43All I wanted was a new pair of jeans.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's not much, really.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46But you were grounded.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Well, just something to make me feel nice.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52To try and remember what I did look like.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I'm starving.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Here you are.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Are you serious? What happened to eating healthily?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Like I care what Billy thinks.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13No, you're all right. Go on then.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- You will get your figure back, you know.- Really?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20You're only young, ain't you?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Pop it out and it'll all spring back.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Does it hurt?
0:20:26 > 0:20:30I mean, I know it hurts, but how much does it actually hurt?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It hurts.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38It hurts how much you think it's going to hurt.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Really?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Well, getting them out's the easy bit.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Then all you do is let them down.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'll never let her down.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49It's what mums do.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54How was yours?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55She ran off when I was three.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57There you go then.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02I'm really scared, Shirley.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07You should be. Well, what do you want me to tell you?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10That's it's all going to be easy? Cos it ain't.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Carly. Mine.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20She's just had a baby.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21That's good, innit?
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Only she didn't tell me.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27I had to hear it from Denise.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29That's how good a mum I was.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32That she couldn't even be bothered to tell me
0:21:32 > 0:21:36about most important thing that ever happened in her life.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42We don't speak any more...
0:21:45 > 0:21:46..but she still gets to me.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51What do you do when you're scared? Do you run?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Cos it don't work.
0:21:57 > 0:22:01You stay and you have a crack at being a good mum.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05But what about you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08What are you going to have a crack at?
0:22:08 > 0:22:13- Abseiling down the side of the Vic. - What?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16The other night, up on the scaffolding with Jean Slater,
0:22:16 > 0:22:20don't ask, she was telling me that, you know,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23that I was having a mid-life crisis.
0:22:23 > 0:22:28And when you go through that, you want to things to change.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31But why abseiling?
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Because it's absolutely pointless. And I'm petrified of heights.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36THEY LAUGH
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Mental.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Were you really going to put that lamp through that window?
0:22:43 > 0:22:44- Yeah.- You got some balls, ain't you?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48You know, you don't have to worry about being a mum.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You're going to be all right.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Are you OK?
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Yeah.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Are you going to cry?
0:22:59 > 0:23:01No.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02It's all right if you are, you know.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05No, I'm not.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06I think I need that bucket.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You've got Anthony and Tyler up front.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I know, but I haven't finished yet. We've got a lot of flexibility, OK?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17I want to use Anthony as a link-up man to serve the forwards,
0:23:17 > 0:23:19use his vision and use the diamond formation.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Oh, like Chelsea.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Yeah, yeah, like Chelsea, but under Ancelotti.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24- BABY CRYING - Did you hear that?
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Yeah, must have just started, sweetheart. OK...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- I'll get it, shall I? - Yeah all right then, babe.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Then what I'm going to do is use Jack, centre,
0:23:31 > 0:23:33floating in mid-defence, use Fat Boy and Max,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36get them to do the traditional midfield role. D'you reckon?
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Tyler and Anthony down the front cos they can talk to each other,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42- and then I'll stick Ray in. - No, no, me.- Yeah, OK.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45OK, Billy, OK you're down there, I need to bring Anthony midfield.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Then we'll do what Barcelona do when under pressure, which is?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51- 4-3-3.- What?- 4-3-3.
0:23:51 > 0:23:544-3-3, we'll bring our strikers forward and I'll probably get
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Anthony and Tyler down, probably get Tyler in the Messi role.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- Did you pay Roxy her money? - Yes, all sorted, sweetheart.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Are you going to get that?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02- Yeah, I'll get it.- Yeah, good girl.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05So, now, I might play Fat Boy and Max, I'll play them
0:24:05 > 0:24:07in a wide traditional midfield position.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09PHONE VIBRATES
0:24:09 > 0:24:11And Jack, as I said, keep him on defence.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I need you just in front of Masood,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15while Anthony and Tyler play up front.
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I'm playing up front, aren't I?
0:24:16 > 0:24:18No, no, Billy you can't play up front,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I need you just in front of Masood, right.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37'I can't hold her, Michael, I can't. I can't hold our daughter.
0:24:39 > 0:24:43'And I can't do this without you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48'I need you here.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49'Please!'
0:24:49 > 0:24:51BABY GURGLES
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Night night, sweetheart.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- BATTERING ON DOOR - Help! Billy?! Billy?! - Please! Pops!
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Hey, hey, what's the matter?
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Pops! Pops!- All right, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Hang on.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- There you are.- Thank God, thank God, thank God. Where were you?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05- I just stopped off at the pub. - It was awful.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07We were trapped, I thought we was going to die
0:26:07 > 0:26:09and everyone was going to think I was fat.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10It's all right, it's all right.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13I'm really, really sorry. You'll never have to ground me again.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- I'll do exactly what you say. - I'm glad about that.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Bill, could you get my phone for me please? In the kitchen?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- You can get it yourself, can't you? - Do as you're told, Billy.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22All right.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Here you are.- Are you serious?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I'll keep him busy.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29I've probably got enough pairs of jeans.
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