0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hey, Lo!
0:00:28 > 0:00:32Apparently you're supposed to have pasta the night before a big race.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Do you reckon spaghetti hoops for lunch does the same thing?
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Lo!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02MUSIC: THEME FROM "CHARIOTS OF FIRE"
0:01:03 > 0:01:05THEY LAUGH
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Aah...- Whoa, whoa, what... What are you doing?- You're supposed to be setting an example for the boys.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Yeah, sweetheart, in case you don't know, I am the manager. I've got to stay focused and alert, all right?
0:01:15 > 0:01:19Yeah? Well, what's it going to look like, you waddling down the side of the pitch with a big pot belly?
0:01:19 > 0:01:24- What? Look at me - what pot belly, eh?- It's a good job I'll be there cheering you and the boys on, eh?
0:01:24 > 0:01:26No, sweetheart, sorry, sweetheart.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28You can't be at the match.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Why not?- What do you mean, why not? What's the matter with you? Have you forgotten?
0:01:32 > 0:01:36Today's the day when officially the Olympics comes to Walford, all right?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38So I'm going to move the Queen Vic outside,
0:01:38 > 0:01:40that way I can milk this momentous occasion dry.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Yeah!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45But I was looking forward to going to that match.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Kat, sweetheart, we could make a few bob here.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Think of all the thirsty punters, eh?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51All queuing up for our finest ales.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53HE CHUCKLES
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Didn't want to go to the poxy match anyway.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02See, it's called the Kiss, right? I hold my torch out like that,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05and wait for the fella behind me to pass on the flame.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06Right, that's that sorted.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Shall we make a move?- Yeah!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Pops, tell them about your route. - Oh yeah, yeah, right.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12So, I start out on George Street, yeah?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Make my way onto Turpin Road, past the war memorial, and then out onto Bridge Street.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll get it.- I'll get it!- Then...
0:02:18 > 0:02:22I do a quick lap of the Square, end up at the Vic, and that's where the next fella's waiting.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- Is that where you kiss him? - That's right.
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- Will you make the first move? - Where he's been waiting all day to hold your torch?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29THEY LAUGH
0:02:29 > 0:02:31This is serious, Rox.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35There's going to be thousands of people watching me on that torch cam.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Sorry, what is he doing here? - I just wanted to give you this before your run later on.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Yeah? Well, clear off.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Stay where you are.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Have you seen that ankle bracelet?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47One more run-in with the law, and she's locked up.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48It weren't Jay's fault.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- You heard her. It weren't his fault. - I don't care whose fault it is.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53He's a bad influence.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Pfff!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Anyway, have I shown you my tracksuit?- Twice.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Bill, what's in that box?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06These little beauties are my new trainers.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Got 'em cheap online.
0:03:07 > 0:03:12But I'm not going to get 'em out yet, not 'til just before the race. Cos I don't want to scuff 'em up.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- ROXY LAUGHS - He thinks of everything, don't he?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18I do. Talking of which, I'd better go and see Denise at the shop.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I think it's what they call a "PA" in the business.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22THEY GIGGLE
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Here, I've got a little something for you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27It's a little bit bitten-up
0:03:27 > 0:03:29but it was one of George's favourites.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30I love it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Who'd have thought it, eh? Me flying the flag for the Mitchells.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yep, the world has gone stark raving mad.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- Just try not to mess it up, eh? - Hey, Phil...
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I've waited my whole life for this day.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Nothing is going to go wrong. MOBILE RINGS
0:03:44 > 0:03:45'Scuse me.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- See ya later.- See ya. - See ya later, Bill.- See ya.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Hello, Janine?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yeah, I thought you'd forgotten...
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Now?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I can't, cos Alfie's expecting me at the match.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00All right, give me 20 minutes.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I don't need a babysitter, Pops.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06What about your curfew?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I said I'm going to be good, and I will, all right?
0:04:08 > 0:04:09Go on, then.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12See you later.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Argee Bhajee.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23This going to take long, Denise?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Only I've got a cut and blow-dry at quarter past.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Kim! Kim...
0:04:26 > 0:04:30If you wouldn't mind going and finding Billy, and tell him to get a shift on.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Do come to the Argee Bhajee.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Zainab!
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Might I remind you that I'm the one that's paying your wages?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41Power's gone to that woman's head. It's like working for the Gestapo.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- KIM:- He's here!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44And so, without further ado...
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Er...on behalf of the Minute Mart Head Office,
0:04:48 > 0:04:52I'd like to officially launch... Billy, if you wouldn't mind...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Our countdown clock,
0:04:55 > 0:04:57which is counting down to the very second
0:04:57 > 0:05:00that our Olympic torch arrives in Walford, so...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Everybody, everybody, feel free to drop in and check out our own-brand pies and pastries.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Dee, just give it up. Just give it up.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- TANYA:- Oh, Lucy, Lucy... - We're due at the cash and carry.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, I just wanted to tell you that Linda's not been very well,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23so Jane's had to fly out to Florida to see her.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- She did want to say happy birthday before she went. - The phone's been playing up.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Yeah. How are you? Are you enjoying your day?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31- I feel sick.- Oh.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, maybe I should take him off your hands for a while?
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Do you want to come and hang out with me at the salon?- It's OK. We're doing just fine, aren't we, Bobby?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Yeah.- Well, if you have any problems over the holidays or anything...
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You will be the first person I call. Promise.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50Oh. She appears to be missing a head.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- Moons!- Hmm!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- Some nice stuff in here.- Mmm?
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Look at this!
0:05:59 > 0:06:041948 Olympic programme.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Hm!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Now you're talking.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09The Moons?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12You've got to be kidding me.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14This is going straight in my display cabinet.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Hey, hey!
0:06:21 > 0:06:24The Mighty Sparrow. Oh, you old dog, you!
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Yeah, man!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- Hey!- Hi, fellas.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh. We've come for our share.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Yours is in the box.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38- HE CHUCKLES - This a wind-up, isn't it, yeah?
0:06:38 > 0:06:39We agreed I'd have first dibs.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41What, so we're left with a pile of junk?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I've tried to be fair.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46You've given us a jigsaw of the Shropshire Hills.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50There's only seven pieces missing. I counted 'em myself.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52You ain't going to get away with this.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I think I already have, don't you?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58Procuring goods under false pretence. That is against the law.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02Paddy, are you going to let them slander your wife like that?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03She's making a mug of you, Paddy.
0:07:03 > 0:07:07What can I say, son? Never hustle a hustler.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11If I'd have known getting married
0:07:11 > 0:07:13was going to ruffle so many feathers,
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'd have done it months ago.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Mm-hm?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18My dear Cora, would you mind joining me for a dance?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19What, here?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Oh, come on, let us show these youngsters how it's done.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31SHE CHUCKLES I've got a cabinet to fill.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Michael!
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Just the man.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Any chance of a lift to the hospital?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43That would mean travelling out of my way, Bill.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45So that would be a no, then.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46What, you're not going?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48No again.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- So, what am I supposed to say to Janine? - Dunno. Sure you can improvise.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Now, I want you to treat her as if she was my daughter.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58No hands where they shouldn't be, and I want her home by eight o'clock.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Is that understood?
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Yes, Derek.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Good boy.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11You seen her over there?
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Can't be more than 19 or 20.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- Good luck to him.- Absolutely.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17How are you?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Well, ain't you going to introduce us?
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Would do, but she's a little bit shy.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Which is unusual, you know, for a pole dancer.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28We're going to have all sorts walking those streets over the next few weeks.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30So I think we should just do our best
0:08:30 > 0:08:32to make sure that everyone's catered for.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35So, right, come on, let's try it in Italian, here you are go on.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Como...posso...aiutarvi?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Now let's try that with a smile.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42You girls have been round the houses, right?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45I mean, what is it? Five husbands between you?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Help me out here.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50When me and Ray first got together, it used to be every night.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Every night?- Yeah.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Oh, you mean EVERY night?
0:08:53 > 0:08:57Yeah, and now I'm lucky if I get it, what, three, four times a week.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- You think he's going off me? - I think you should be grateful for what you get.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Unless, of course, there's another woman involved.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- What?- How else do you explain the lack of interest?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Kim! Just the girl I was looking for. You got five minutes?
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Mate, I've got four beds to make up, a couple of Polish coming at four.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Look, the Olympics are coming to town, baby.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Yeah, don't I know it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Look, let's have a drink later, yeah?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Yeah. - You'll have to excuse my sister.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22She's feeling a bit, you know, neglected.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Every night?
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Well, once a month would suit me.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28Every quarter, even.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32I'm not fussy. Ooh! You know what, I meant to tell you.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34I've had to rearrange the rota just a little bit,
0:09:34 > 0:09:37just to cover the shifts during the Games.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Er, hello? Are you going to buy this?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- I ain't decided yet. - I'm not being funny, darlin',
0:09:41 > 0:09:45- but you've been thumbing through that for the past three days. - All right. I'm done.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ugh!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Eh, Zee, here you go.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Um...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54I think there's been a bit of a mistake.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56It says I'm working here every night till 11.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Yeah. Yeah, well, head office have had to rearrange everything
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and extend the hours during the Games, so...
0:10:02 > 0:10:06- You expect me to serve at night in here to drunks and degenerates?- Oh!
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Zee, Zee.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10It's a few weeks. It's not the end of the world.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11And what if I say no?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Well, I suppose I'll just have to find someone
0:10:14 > 0:10:18who's a little bit more accommodating, won't I?
0:10:22 > 0:10:25DOOR BUZZER
0:10:28 > 0:10:30All right?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33How is she?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Oh, she's sleeping.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Where's Michael?
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Er... You know, he's probably busy somewhere, isn't he?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- You know what he's like. - I need him here, Billy.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Scarlett needs her dad.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Maybe you should have thought of that before changing the combination on the safe.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50It's my money, and I can do what I want with it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52And if he wants access,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56then he's going to have to try and gain my trust again.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Maybe it's a little bit late for that now.
0:11:00 > 0:11:01Why? What are you talking about?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Janine, I feel like piggy in the middle. You say one thing, he says another.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Please. No, don't tell me you told him the new combination? - He's your husband!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- SHE SIGHS - There I was thinking you were fighting my corner.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- I am!- How much did he give you, Billy? What, 500 quid?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Or a grand... - No, he never gave me nothing!
0:11:17 > 0:11:18Look, all I want is an easy life.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21You think I want to get involved in your little domestics?
0:11:21 > 0:11:26The only person that's important here is this little one. Who cares how much money he's going through?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Give me your keys. - What? What for?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29DOOR BUZZER
0:11:31 > 0:11:32DOOR CLOSES
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Oh no, come on, Janine.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Janine, I need this job.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Lola's due with her little one any day now.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Just answer me one thing.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Why did you even marry him?
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Because I love him.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59No.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01No, no, this ain't love.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04This is toxic, that's what it is.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08DOOR BUZZER
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Are you sure you wouldn't rather be at the hospital?
0:12:15 > 0:12:18No, I need to be here. Those shirts are a walking billboard for us, you know?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20I need to protect the brand.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I'm just saying, Jack, that people are starting to talk.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Is that right?- Yeah. Let him have his fun, I said.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- That's very good of you, Derek. - Well, it happens to us all eventually, doesn't it?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- What does?- This mid-life crisis that you're going through.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34When you suddenly realise
0:12:34 > 0:12:37that you're only one step away from the knacker's yard.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Right, for those of you that haven't heard,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I'm doing a charity abseil.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Starting up a trust fund for Baby George.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Just me, a bit of rope and down the side of the Vic.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47So, come on, cough up.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Ooh, that's the stuff of fantasy, that is, Shirl.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I mean, you scaling the rooftops,
0:12:53 > 0:12:55dressed in all that black leather gear.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Second thoughts, I'll leave the bucket on the bar. - THEY LAUGH
0:12:59 > 0:13:00- Hey, all right, fellas?- Alfie!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- What can I get you?- I'll get these. Seeing as I'm stuck in here all day. - Nothing for me, thanks.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- Good lad, fasting. Got your mind on the game. Proud of you. - You not coming to the match, Kat?
0:13:09 > 0:13:14No, sadly, Mrs Moon here is masterminding our official Olympic launch, ain't you, darling?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Mmm. Serving pints to sweaty tourists, more like. - Well, that IS a shame.- Yeah.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- You know, couple of pompoms, little short skirt.- Yeah. How else we going to distract the other team?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26That's a good idea, as it goes. They could do with a stroke of luck.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Can't you get someone else? - No, we can't. Mrs Moon ain't coming out to party, OK?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Right, so, what you having?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34No, I'm just on my way over to the charity shop.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38See how all my old bits are selling.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Proper little diamond, ain't she? Mrs Trueman.
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Well, she's made a difficult week that little bit more bearable.- Yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49It's funny, though. Them two being married. I mean, you'd have thought they'd be living together.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Still...
0:13:50 > 0:13:53That's her son-in-law over there. Max!
0:13:53 > 0:13:55What do you make of Cora getting hitched again?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Yeah, happy days, yeah.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Tell him I'll throw in a donkey and all, yeah? Anything to get her off my hands.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Are you intending to buy anything, or just mess up my display?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15I'll let you know, shall I?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Cora, Cora, Cora, look. Take a look at this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It's a bit like the one you lost the other week.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Nothing like it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Well, the pattern seems similar.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Take a closer look now, man. - Don't want to.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Tell you what, why don't I buy it for you?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33It's my way of saying thank you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35What for?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Company.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38For making me feel young again.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Hey, you never did tell me who gave it to you.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49An old friend.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Were they special?
0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Oh, will you two just get a room? - Right, that's it. Out.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Ooh...
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- Lola?- Get a chair, Patrick.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03It's all right, darling. It's all right.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06You're just starting contractions, that's all.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- LOLA LAUGHS - Your face, Grandma!
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Empty your pockets.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm sorry?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Those shelves were full this morning.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Now they're half-empty. - Well, I ain't taken anything.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22No, that's mine!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Patrick. Call the police.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28Oh, come on, you've got it back. No harm done, huh?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You don't set foot in this shop again. Do you hear me?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Do you understand?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Oh...
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oops(!)
0:15:36 > 0:15:37SHE LAUGHS
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Cora, are you all right?
0:15:42 > 0:15:43I'm fine.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I tell you what, why don't I just tidy all this thing up.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh, just go!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Oh, I'm sorry.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54I've got a splitting headache.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Here he is. My star player.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Alfie, mate, I think I'm going to have to bin it off.- What you talking about? You can't do that.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10- I've got to be back here at eight at the latest to warm up.- Whoa, when has Alfie Moon ever let you down?
0:16:10 > 0:16:15- What about if I get injured, eh? - Oh...- There's a lot of people relying on these feet and this hand.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- What's the worst that could happen? - Apparently they're nutters.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- Got kicked out of the league last year for aggravated assault.- Oi! Keep that quiet... Billy, listen.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26I'll wrap you in bubble wrap if I have to. Put the number 9 on, I'm begging you. Come on!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- And the Gazette are going to be there?- Yes!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33All over it. They want to cover their Olympic hero on the pitch. Come on, Billy, I'm begging you.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- Yes, yeah...? - Well, I can't let the team down.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38- 'Course you can't. I could kiss you, Billy Mitchell.- No, don't. ALFIE LAUGHS
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Wa-hey!
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Have you told him that the only reason he's playing is so you can drum up a bit of free publicity?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47- Not in so many words, no. - Does Ray know you subbed him for Fozzie Bear yet?
0:16:47 > 0:16:48- ALFIE SIGHS - No. That's your job.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You're the manager. You sort it out.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55- I expect Janet and William are really excited.- Yeah. Honey's dropping them off later.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Apparently they've been making banners at school and everything.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Aaah... Well, I'll be on that starting line, waving my little flag.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Right, come on, fellas, if you'd like to make you way out now.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Come on, Mrs Moon will be waiting here with a tray of beverages on our return. Let's go.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- Hardly seems fair, does it?- No.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22- Us stuck here while they have all the fun.- Mmm.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Tamwar, why haven't you opened yet?
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Been open all day.
0:17:31 > 0:17:36- Well, then make yourself busy, you know, do something. Do the accounts. - I've done them already.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37And?
0:17:37 > 0:17:40Let's just say everything's got a big fat minus in front of it.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Oh..!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Why can't this family catch a break, huh?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46You know, I used to have dreams.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Now everyone looks at me as if I'm stupid.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51That's not true.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Most of them are terrified of you.
0:17:53 > 0:17:54Tamwar,
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I cannot let this place fail as well.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57We've tried everything, OK?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01We've tried all you can eat, home delivery...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Two for one. I can't even give the food away, Mum.- OK, fine!
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Then we think of something else, don't we? You know, I've let things slide for too long.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09Oh...
0:18:11 > 0:18:13How about, er...
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Fast boxes.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Yes. Yes, yes, yes!
0:18:17 > 0:18:20We get up before sunrise, and we cook for, er...taxi drivers,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23for postmen, anybody who needs to eat.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25- Everyone needs to eat, Mum. - Yes, at that time of the morning.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Doesn't Denise need you back at the shop? - No! Forget about the damn shop!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I need to focus my energies on this place.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33You can't be serious.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35There's not even enough money to pay MY wages, Mum.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38We need every penny we can get right now.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44ZAINAB SIGHS
0:18:46 > 0:18:47You're underage. Hop it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Er...I'm 16.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Don't give a monkey's. Sling your hook.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53She's not doing any harm, is she?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54How long you got to go?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56She's due Saturday.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59You can't decide when she's coming. She decides for you.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01I want a word with you.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Will you pipe down, Grandma?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I've got a bill here for damage to my stock.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06Well, I ain't got any money.
0:19:06 > 0:19:07Tell that to the magistrate.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09But they'll lock me up.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13You should have thought of that before you went on a rampage.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Look at this. Broken Britain.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16That's rich, coming from you.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17I'm sorry?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19"ASBO Granny." That's what they called you, didn't they?
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Acting all high and mighty.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- You want to remember where you come from, darlin'.- And you...
0:19:25 > 0:19:30You want to watch that mouth of yours. It's going to get you into trouble one of these days...
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Hello, Mrs Trueman.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- Oh, she's not Mrs True...- Joy!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36What a surprise.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Patrick not about?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40He's visiting his friend, Jim.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42He'll be so sorry to have missed you.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45I shouldn't worry about it. It's you I've come to see.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Shall we go somewhere a bit quieter?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Why did you do that?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Cos you and me ain't all that different.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57How come?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I used to be a mouthy little brat, and all.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You're all right, you know.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02Ha! For an old bird. Yeah, I get it.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I never said that.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05You don't have to.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- You don't have to look in the mirror every day.- Well, Pops reckons you're a right laugh.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Shame not everyone agrees with that. - Well, I reckon you still know how to have a good time.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, so do I.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Jean, you know how to mix a drink, don't you?
0:20:19 > 0:20:24Oh, I'm up to Mojito in Alfie's cocktail book.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Except I ran out of mint, so I had to use parsley instead.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Right.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29That's official, then.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Consider yourself temporary landlady of the Queen Vic.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38JEAN SIGHS
0:20:39 > 0:20:40MOBILE BEEPS
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Fellas, come on, can we switch the phones off?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52I'm going to need your undivided attention here. Lads, please!
0:20:56 > 0:20:59I promise I won't be any trouble. I'll just sit here and watch you work.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Don't drink that in the car, then.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12GRIME MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:22 > 0:21:26It would be churlish of me not to get into the spirit of things.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29So stick me down for the graveyard shift.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31But what about the drunks and degenerates?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32I can handle your sister.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39So how are you feeling?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41- Much better.- Were you really ill?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44No, I was just hoping Dad might call to wish me a happy birthday.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Look, I tell you what.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49You help me on the stall today,
0:21:49 > 0:21:51and I'll treat you to the cinema tomorrow night.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52But I thought we didn't have any money?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54So I'll write myself an IOU.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Hello, love!- Hi.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Marie says you're setting up a stall outside for the torch run.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Yeah, it's a no-brainer. Why miss out on all that passing trade?
0:22:10 > 0:22:11Oh!
0:22:11 > 0:22:12BOBBY SCREAMS IN PAIN
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Bobby! - I'm sorry, I slipped with the knife.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- It's just a scratch. - Let's get you cleaned up, come here.
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- No, no, it's OK. I can do that. - Hold that on there.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Oh, this is ridiculous.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23This is no place for a child.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25What?
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Where are you taking him?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30PHONE RINGS
0:22:30 > 0:22:31Hold on!
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Er... Why don't you wait until the boys come back,
0:22:33 > 0:22:35and then we can find out how they got on?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'll find out later, won't I?
0:22:37 > 0:22:38Well, where shall I say you've gone?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Just tell Alfie...
0:22:42 > 0:22:45D'you know what, Jean? He might not even notice.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Hello, Queen Vic.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53You, um...
0:22:53 > 0:22:55You been working in that shop long?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Just over six months.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Nice little escape, I bet.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I expect head office sleep easy,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05knowing they've left their shop in capable hands.
0:23:05 > 0:23:09Little do they know that their manageress is nothing...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11but a glorified grave robber.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I'm sorry?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Making out like you're married.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Parasites, the pair of you!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Oh, darling!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22SHE MAKES EXAGGERATED KISSING NOISES
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I don't know what you've heard, Joy, but you're mistaken.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Now, if you'll excuse us.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35We have commitments elsewhere.
0:23:38 > 0:23:44Did you see that? I think she's after a bit more than just his bus pass. KAT LAUGHS
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Jean, who was you gassing with?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I'm sorry. I've got to go.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Where?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Jean, what's happened?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Jean!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56KAT SIGHS
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Oi, shall we get some chicken?
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Yeah, when I've finished here, we can.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06How do you stick this all day?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08It's like, erm... Solving a big puzzle.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11I love it, me.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14When this one's popped out, I'm going to do a hairdressing course.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16And how are you going to manage that with a baby?
0:24:16 > 0:24:17I'll take her with me, won't...
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Right, turn the engine on for me please, Lo.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Lo?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37Oh, not on the car. Not on the car, Lo!
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Ah!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41- Eh...- Mmm?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45You'll never guess who Patrick's copped off with.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Only Cora Cross.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48What, old Scary Mary with the hair?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53That basically makes me half Branning. I could live with that.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57- Hello, my love! Can I have a double brandy, please?- Yeah, sure.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Any donations?
0:25:00 > 0:25:05- Yeah, two quid from Winston, and a dodgy fiver from my Nan. - What, and that's it?
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- Why don't you go behind the bar and take the money out of their change? - I might have to at this rate.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Don't let me stop you. There's a table out the back to be set up for outside.- Where are you going?
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Free Woo Woos for a year. Take what you want.- Kat!
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Well, that was a show and a half, weren't it, eh?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22- BILLY COUGHS - And what happened to Andrew, eh?
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Pie problems or something. - OK, granted, it wasn't one of our better games, all right.
0:25:26 > 0:25:30One of our better games? You leaving our best striker on the bench didn't help, did it, Alf?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Made us look like a right bunch of Muppets.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- They were meatheads. - Yeah, I nicked three of them when I was in uniform.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38- There were some dirty tackles,Derek. - Yeah(!)
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- Pansies, the lot of you. No offence, Syed.- None taken.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Eh, did I tell you all about my route?- Ohh!- Three times, man.
0:25:44 > 0:25:50- And the Kiss? That's Olympic speak for the handover.- Will you stop banging on about that flaming torch?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54- Derek, let Billy have his moment. - It's all right, Alfie. Just jealous, ain't he?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Be home soon enough. 57 minutes and counting.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- I'll tell you where it all went wrong, shall I?- Go on, enlighten us.
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- These two clowns over here. - Oi!- Hiding most of the game.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05You was hiding at the back like a pair of girls.
0:26:05 > 0:26:06No offence, Syed.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09I make him right, to be fair, Jack.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Well, is it any wonder with him giving it the large from the touchline?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Lads, play nicely, OK?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17If you didn't spend so much time chasing skirt
0:26:17 > 0:26:21and a bit more time concentrating on the job, we wouldn't have been in that mess.
0:26:21 > 0:26:26- Oi, what exactly is your problem? - I just don't like seeing my little brother make a fool of himself.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29At least I'm getting some action. Closest thing you've got to a bird lately
0:26:29 > 0:26:33is rubbing up that Rose in the chippy place. THEY ALL LAUGH
0:26:33 > 0:26:38- You can shut your noise for a start. There's plenty I could say about you.- All right, calm down.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Told Tanya lately, have you? - Told her what?- Shut up, yeah?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44- All right, time out, lads, OK? - He never played football as a kid, did he?- No, he had a club foot.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47- THEY LAUGH - No! I didn't have a club foot, I had fallen arches.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50No, no, no, you had special heels in the back of your shoes.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54They were corrective shoes, and I only wore 'em for six months!
0:26:54 > 0:26:58THEY SHOUT AND CHEER
0:27:00 > 0:27:03ALARM RINGS, BRAKES SQUEAL
0:27:05 > 0:27:07What have you done?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09LOLA MOANS
0:27:11 > 0:27:16OK, so there is two large fries. And six chicken wings. All right?
0:27:16 > 0:27:17- Don't forget my ribs. - Don't forget the ribs.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Oi... Have you seen Derek's car?
0:27:20 > 0:27:24- Can you just give me my chicken, please!- Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep, OK.- There you go, all right?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29- Where you going? - Pops' big day, innit? I've got to get a seat at the front.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31SHE GASPS You all right?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32Ohhh...
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Ahhh!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35It ain't supposed to happen yet!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37What weren't supposed to happen yet?
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I'm having a baby!
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