23/07/2012

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0:00:26 > 0:00:36This programme contains scenes of He's cutting it a bit fine, though,

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0:00:41 > 0:00:48Let's not write him off just yet, More of a skirmish.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50A bit of an embarrassment, more like.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52I'm sorry, boys. This is all my fault, isn't it?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54ALL: Yes!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56Anyway, mate, is there any chance of maybe overlooking it?

0:00:56 > 0:00:58There could be a few free pints in it for you.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00We ain't going anywhere, are we?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02'The signal's now on red. I've got to wait until we're given permission to proceed.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:04And how long's that going to be?

0:01:04 > 0:01:07'Could be five minutes. Could be three hours.'

0:01:07 > 0:01:09I don't believe this!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Sorry, that was Billy. Billy Mitchell.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12You may have heard of him. Cos in about, um...

0:01:12 > 0:01:1420 minutes!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17In about 20 minutes, see, he's going to be running down Bridge Street waving a torch.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Now, if he doesn't make it...

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Well, to be honest with you, mate, might as well just cancel the Olympics.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yeah. So why don't you stop spoiling things for everyone and get this train moving?!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29INTERCOM CLICKS

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yeah, well done, Billy(!) That's done it.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Well done, Billy.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Bravo.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39SHE GASPS AND MOANS

0:01:39 > 0:01:41You ain't at the poxy zoo.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42What shall we do? Make it stop!

0:01:43 > 0:01:44D'you know what? I don't think that bruiser's waiting for anyone.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47She's waited nine months. Another half hour won't hurt her.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It's just a bit of belly-ache. I'll be all right in a minute.

0:01:50 > 0:01:51I'm going phone an ambulance. No, you can't!

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Listen, listen, bruv, just do it, yeah?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55You don't know what they're like, Fats.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58They all stick together, don't they? Social workers. Hospital. The Old Bill.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01This is the second time I've missed my curfew. They'll take her.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03You just let 'em try. Don't phone an ambulance. All right?

0:02:03 > 0:02:06But we can't do it on our own. Who says?

0:02:06 > 0:02:08D'you know what? It's like them giblets, innit?

0:02:08 > 0:02:11You just gotta grab hold and just pull.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13I'm going to go get some blankets. All right. What shall I do?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Boil some water. Right. We're having ourselves a baby.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20All right, all right, cool.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I think Denise might have seen our little exchange back then.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Anything to get Joy off the scent.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Why? What did you think it was? The same.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Who cares what she saw? We're friends, aren't we?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Absolutely. That's settled then.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Unless... Unless what?

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Oi!

0:02:45 > 0:02:47It's an emergency. I'll pay you later.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52Not on my watch you won't.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54I told you it was just a bit of belly-ache.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Just take a sip of that, all right.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Here you are, I've got 'em. What do we need 'em for, anyway?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00I don't know. They use em in the films and that, don't they?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Nicking out a charity shop.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Oh, here we go. We're back to this again? False alarm, everybody.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09This ain't some wind-up, Cora. Her waters have broken, and everything.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yeah, all over Derek Branning's car, as well.

0:03:11 > 0:03:13I want to be out there watching my pops.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16How far between contractions? About three minutes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Sort those blankets out.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Please tell me what I can do to make this stop?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22It don't work like that, darling.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Pops has been waiting his whole life for today.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26I'm sure Billy will understand.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29So let's get you relaxed, eh?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32No, no, it's not coming out. I'll cross my legs if I have to.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Mum's worried about you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well, I've already told her. We're doing just fine. Aren't we, Bobby?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Just fine. I'm looking for an Ian Beale.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42Never heard of him.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45He owns the cafe across the Square, doesn't he?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Yeah. Yeah, well, he comes and goes. You know how it is.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50When did you last see him? Couldn't tell you.

0:03:50 > 0:03:55If you happen to bump into him... Which I won't.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ah. There she is. My sister from another mother.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00I'm sorry?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Leave it out, Kim.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I always fancied having a sister I could swap clothes with.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08You know? I'm High Street and Dee's more Bridge Street.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10What's she on about?

0:04:10 > 0:04:14You'll just have to ignore her, Tanya. She's been on the Olympic punch since breakfast.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16You just couldn't help yourself, could you?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Are you talking to me?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Making out you were doing it for Jane.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24You know what? If Bobby gets taken away, I'm holding you responsible.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26What did I do?

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oi, has anyone see Billy?

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Not since he left for the match.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Finally a Mitchell to be proud of, and he goes and messes it up.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36They're screaming blue murder for him down at the starting point.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Rox! Give us a hand with some stuff, will you?

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Is Alfie back yet? If he was, I wouldn't be lugging around 30 jars of Woo Woo, would I?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Get Mo to do it.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Kat's asked her to keep an eye on Tommy.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Come on, I'm here to enjoy myself.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Thought you're supposed to be Alfie's mate? Yeah, course I am.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52So what's the problem?

0:04:52 > 0:04:54You know what? I think it's got something to do with Kat.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Why do you say that?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Well, one minute she's doing a double shift,

0:04:57 > 0:05:00and the next thing you know, her name's scribbled off the rota. With a felt-tip pen.

0:05:00 > 0:05:10All right! Why don't you just get back to doing whatever it is you're doing!

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0:05:20 > 0:05:23Wash my face, quick splash of aftershave, quick rub under my pits...

0:05:23 > 0:05:26Going to be one minute. Tracksuit and trainers on...

0:05:26 > 0:05:32That'll be two minutes, tops. Last check of me barnet. Keys, camera, ID...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35And here he comes. Ready on the outside.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38And it's our little hero, Billy Mitchell.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40And oh, my goodness, he's fallen at the last.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44Funny(!)

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Whitney's going to kill me. We're supposed to have shepherd's pie for dinner.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51You sap. What? We always have Shepherd's pie on a Monday.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Walford's answer to George Best.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Come on lads, leave the boy alone. He's gone all domesticated now, ain't you?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Warms the cockles of my heart, that does.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Yeah, you would say that.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Meaning what, exactly?

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Come on, Alf. We all know who wears the trousers in your house.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Oh, very funny. Well, I love the girl, don't I?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09That might be an alien concept to some of you lot, all right,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11but she happens to be the Ying to my Yang. All right?

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Don't tell me you've never been tempted? All those years, all that talent behind the bar...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Don't judge us by your own standards, Maxwell.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Go on. You've got Kim. What?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Roxy. I reckon Tracey's a bit of goer.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I can vouch for that.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29THEY ALL CHEER

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Come on, Alfie. Surely one of them's caught your eye?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33I reckon it's Roxy.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Nah, me and Roxy, we're just mates.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I've seen the two of you together. There's chemistry.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Yeah. Circling round each other like a couple of randy hippos.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Could've been something there. But some married bloke messed with her head...

0:06:44 > 0:06:48so I was just there for her when she needed me. I was a shoulder to cry on.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Just a moment. That's all. It was nothing.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52'Ere mate, how much longer you going to keep us waiting?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm losing the will to live here.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57What about you, Billy boy? Who keeps your bed warm at night?

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Billy's got a little thing for our Jean.

0:07:00 > 0:07:06That's nice. That's lovely, eh? Two gentle souls finding comfort in each other's arms.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oi! I ain't interested in Jean, all right?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Look, look. Look how red you've gone!

0:07:11 > 0:07:19I used to be married to a model, don't forget! As if I'd interested in going with Jean!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oi, oi!

0:07:21 > 0:07:29THEY ALL CHEER

0:07:29 > 0:07:31SHE GASPS AND MOANS

0:07:31 > 0:07:32You're barred.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Mate, she ain't going nowhere, all right?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Why? What's wrong with her?

0:07:35 > 0:07:37It's your filthy chicken.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's the baby, ain't it, you muppet!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40Now, I'm going to have to take a look down below.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42What, down there?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44She ain't coming out any other way.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I don't even know you. I can't have you rummaging round my bits.

0:07:47 > 0:07:52Believe me, darling, there's plenty of other things I'd rather be doing on a Monday.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Gentlemen?

0:07:56 > 0:08:01Right. Sorry.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06I was with Heather, you know? Yeah, man, while she was shouting out George Michael's back catalogue,

0:08:06 > 0:08:09I was helping myself to gas and air.

0:08:09 > 0:08:15It makes you think - how fragile life can be.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Jay? Come over here and hold her hand.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Why hasn't she come out yet?

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Because she wants to make you work for it.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25That's it. I don't want it. Someone else can have her for me.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30Just keep breathing.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32You need to face up to your responsibilities, son.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34No, no, no, we ain't together.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Knocked her up behind my granddaughter's back, did you?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Listen, Cora, we ain't together.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40You think I'd be that desperate?

0:08:40 > 0:08:50Jay! Don't leave me, Jay. Don't leave me.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52What was all that about?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Some guy's sniffing around. Looked a bit official - like a social worker.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58What, and you think I called him? Lucy, I'm on your side.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02Well, Zainab reckons I can't cope. So why would you be any different?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Cos I know you're trying to do your best for Bobby.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07What are you going to say to Jane?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11There's no need to worry her, is there, while she's in Florida.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Look, darling, when I was ill, you know, I shut myself off from the rest of the world.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17At first I didn't want any help...

0:09:17 > 0:09:21We don't need any help. I just want things to go back to how they used to be.

0:09:21 > 0:09:26OK. Fine. Well, let's just find out who this man is, shall we, and leave it at that.

0:09:26 > 0:09:35No, you can't go in there...

0:09:35 > 0:09:38This is the life, eh? No blokes hanging about, getting under your feet.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Where do you reckon they've got to?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Who cares? Let's just enjoy it.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Here, you got any of that Woo Woo going spare?

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Yeah. Come on, fill your boots.

0:09:46 > 0:09:51I love the Olympics, me. Especially those divers in their tight trunks.

0:09:51 > 0:09:55I represented the county once, in the shot putt. 16 and under.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00Kim, she was as wide as she was short.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04So these torchbearers, right,they're supposed to be inspirational people from the community, yeah?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07So why did they choose Billy Mitchell?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Admin error, I expect.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12You can knock Billy all you like, but he's been a good dad to them kids.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Listen, he ain't running anywhere if he doesn't get here soon.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15How long's he got?

0:10:15 > 0:10:19Ten minutes.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21You reckon they're in some sort of bother?

0:10:21 > 0:10:25What, with Alfie in charge?

0:10:25 > 0:10:27This was supposed to be my special day. I know.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Something to tell the family about after a bit of a Sunday lunch.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34"What did you do during the 2012 Olympics, Pops?"

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I spent the whole time in Pentonville Prison.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Calm down, calm down. Listen, Officer, it was just a scuffle, you know? No bones broken.

0:10:40 > 0:10:46This man here, right, this man is solely responsible for bringing the Olympic torch to Walford.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Now, are you going to deprive the great residents, our community,

0:10:50 > 0:10:53the opportunity to witness a one-off event? Eh?

0:10:53 > 0:10:57Can I take your name, please, sir?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Alfie, why don't you let me sort it?

0:10:59 > 0:11:03I think you've done enough already, ain't you, mate?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Oi! Oi!

0:11:05 > 0:11:14Go be a hero. Go. Go on.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Sorry.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19'Scuse.

0:11:20 > 0:11:28'Scuse.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31No, no, no...

0:11:31 > 0:11:41Keys, keys...

0:11:41 > 0:11:44

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Lola! Lola, are you in there? Open up, please!

0:11:47 > 0:11:57Lo!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Pick up, pick up, pick up!

0:12:03 > 0:12:05No, don't answer it.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06He should be here.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08Not until he's lit the torch.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09Can't you keep her quiet?

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I swear I'm going to come over there and lamp you in a second.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Don't be put off, ladies and gents.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Tell you what - barbecue bucket, only four quid for the next hour. Yeah?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19I never nicked that tiger, you know?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21I think we've got bigger things to worry about.

0:12:21 > 0:12:26And I'm really, really sorry about the display.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Me and Bobby, we're fine. I just let things slip a little.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah. Sometimes I forget you and Lauren aren't kids any more.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Just promise me, if anything else... If you need...

0:12:37 > 0:12:41All right, I'm going!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44KNOCK AT THE DOOR

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Do you want me to get that?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49What if they try and take him?

0:12:49 > 0:12:55That's not going to happen.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Mrs Beale?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59That's right.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I'm looking for your husband.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05He's taken himself off to Cornwall for a few days. On family business. Sorry.

0:13:05 > 0:13:11Not so fast, Mrs Beale.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13Morgan did Billy in show-and-tell.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Yeah, been banging on about it for weeks.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17I made him this sticker.

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Did you? Lovely.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19I'd keep hold of that, if I were you.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22How did you get on?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23Not even a quick flash of Mount Olympus did the trick.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25So what did they say?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Billy's got seven minutes. What if he doesn't make it?

0:13:27 > 0:13:29They got some bloke with a retriever on standby.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Hev would have loved today. OK. This is a celebration, remember?

0:13:33 > 0:13:40So come on. Who's up for sponsoring our Shirl for her charity abseil?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42You're one brave girl, you know, Shirley.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Stupid, more like.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You said it. Zainab...

0:13:46 > 0:13:48What!? The last time someone was up on that roof they fell to their death.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51The boys are coming!

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Get the banner, get the banner! Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Outside or inside? Out here, yeah. Quick, quick, quick! That's it, that's it...

0:13:57 > 0:14:05You got it?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Guys!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Guys?

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Round, round, round! It's like the boys coming home from the battlefield, ain't it?

0:14:14 > 0:14:20There he is. There's my GI.

0:14:20 > 0:14:26Well? Don't keep us all in suspense!

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Where'd you two get to?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, I caught this one trying to make a swift getaway through the emergency exit.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Think you'll find that's the opposite. But I stopped himand told him to buy you lot a drink.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Oh, there he is. The deserter.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Sorry, boys. Mix up with my steak and kidneys.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Girls, you ain't seen Kat anywhere, have you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yeah, she said she had to be somewhere. Left us holding the fort.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Did she say where?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50No. Sorry, no-one's seen her.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54Here, you checked for 666 on that kid's head? Three hours it's took me to get him off to sleep.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, shut up.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Right. I'm done in. I'm going to make a move, I think.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, think I'm going to, you know, go and check the gym out.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04Seeing as though the kitchen's closed, I'm going to shoot off.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Derek, have a word with everyone, will you? You can't leave Bill in his hour of need, can you?

0:15:07 > 0:15:12After that shambolic display this afternoon? You're lucky we're not staging a coup, Alfred.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Billy! Where the hell have you been? Has anyone seen Lola?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18I heard there was a bit of trouble with Cora earlier.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21You reckon she's been nicked again? So let me get this straight, right?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I've been sacked and my grandaughter's been nicked...

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Where's Honey?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, this is just perfect, innit?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31I've got me two kids stuck at home watching me on the box.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've got the Old Bill on my case and I can't even get into me poxy flat.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Is there anything else I've missed off?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Two failed marriages, for a start.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41LAUGHTER

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Billy, I can help you with one of those.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Cos left abandoned and unloved on the bench this evening. There you go, your key.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Alfie...that ain't mine.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53If it's not yours... who's lost a key?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Five minutes, Bill.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56HE SIGHS

0:15:56 > 0:15:58OK. Here's the plan. We're going to have one more in here

0:15:58 > 0:16:01and then we're going to go outside, line the streets and support Billy. All right?

0:16:01 > 0:16:11Someone's not going home tonight. OK, what we having? Come on.

0:16:11 > 0:16:19

0:16:19 > 0:16:21Right, well, he's not here. So there's not much we can do about that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25If you're not prepared to pay me in full, I'll just have to recover goods to the same value.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Who's he?

0:16:27 > 0:16:31He's just a friend of Dad's, that's all. Go upstairs.

0:16:31 > 0:16:36How about we pay off a little bit of the debt now, eh?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38How much you got, Lucy?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Just a twenty.

0:16:40 > 0:16:4620 - there you go. And...5 That's 25.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51Oh, come on, it's better than a slap in the face, innit?

0:16:51 > 0:16:58You've got 48 hours.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02LOLA GROANS AND SOBS

0:17:03 > 0:17:04Is it meant to hurt like that?

0:17:04 > 0:17:06This is just the start, son.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09I'm just going to step out...

0:17:09 > 0:17:18Now, fellas, I want you to take her under the arms. Hold her up.

0:17:18 > 0:17:26OK. Over there? OK, come on.

0:17:26 > 0:17:34Now, after the next contraction, I want you to pant

0:17:34 > 0:17:38and I don't want you to push until I tell you to. All right?

0:17:38 > 0:17:41HE PANTS LOUDLY

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I'm talking to the mother!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46I can't do it.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Course you can.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50I can't even look after myself. How am I going to look after a baby?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Maybe she's better off with someone else.

0:17:52 > 0:17:57Now you listen to me. Don't you ever let anyone else tell you what to do. You hear me?

0:17:57 > 0:18:05You're going to love this baby and you're going fight for her with every bone in your body.

0:18:05 > 0:18:15I want my Pops.

0:18:15 > 0:18:15

0:18:15 > 0:19:29Apology for the loss of subtitles for 73 seconds

0:19:29 > 0:19:39Oh, you are having a laugh.

0:19:39 > 0:19:47

0:19:47 > 0:19:56Nice one, Pops(!)

0:19:57 > 0:20:06CHEERING

0:20:07 > 0:20:08

0:20:08 > 0:20:15Here we go.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18Come on, everybody, get your Olympic-sized drinks,

0:20:18 > 0:20:23courtesy of the Queen Victoria -official sponsors of the 2012 Games.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Alfie...

0:20:26 > 0:20:31And here to help me is my beautiful assistant, Roxanne Mitchell, goldmedallist in the egg-and-spoon race.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Oh, Alfie, I've missed this. Me too, Peroxide.

0:20:34 > 0:20:39Alfie? Oh, hello, darling. Roxanne was just giving us a hand, that's all.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I can see that. I'll go Alfie, it's fine.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45You stay and play happy families, darling. I'm here for fun.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Bill! What are you doing? You're supposed to be on George Street.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50I thought Lola would have shown her face.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Billy, how long have you been waiting to do this, eh?

0:20:52 > 0:20:56Come on, get down to that starting line and do Walford proud.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Go on, Billy, go, go, go!

0:20:58 > 0:21:04THEY ALL CHEER

0:21:04 > 0:21:06All right? So, where did you get off to, then?

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Just a wild-goose chase. Nothing worth losing sleep over.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13What you gawping at? It's supposed to be a party, ain't it?

0:21:13 > 0:21:22Aren't you going to join me?

0:21:22 > 0:21:28SHE GROANS LOUDLY

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I can't do it. Not with them staring at me.

0:21:31 > 0:21:36Right, everybody out, now! I'll go and get Billy.

0:21:36 > 0:21:40Right behind you, bruv.

0:21:40 > 0:21:43No, you can't!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Not until he's done with the torch.

0:21:47 > 0:21:57Just bring him here. Come on, darling, breathe!

0:21:57 > 0:22:02

0:22:02 > 0:22:05One foot in front of the other. Think you can manage that, will you?

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It's only a hundred metres, Phil. How hard can it be?

0:22:08 > 0:22:11This is Billy we're talking about.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Hey, Billy, I bet Janet and William are watching you on the telly.

0:22:13 > 0:22:23Ain't the same, though, is it?

0:22:23 > 0:22:24

0:22:24 > 0:22:30Billy! Billy!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Any chance of a picture with the torchbearer?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Strictly speaking, I should wait for the official photographer,

0:22:36 > 0:22:39but seeing as we're neighbours...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41I still don't understand why they chose you to represent us.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Zainab!

0:22:43 > 0:22:47Come on, look at me. Former manageress of the post office. Esteemed member of the community

0:22:47 > 0:22:52Twice divorced, serial bride, checkout girl. The list goes on!

0:22:52 > 0:22:54You all set? I think so.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Vaseline? Check.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Matches? I think they take care of that one, Phil.

0:23:00 > 0:23:08Billy. Billy, it's time!

0:23:08 > 0:23:18CHEERING

0:23:18 > 0:23:25

0:23:25 > 0:23:31You never know, Billy, she might surprise you.

0:23:31 > 0:23:32Hey! You all right?

0:23:32 > 0:23:42Hiya. Hiya. OK, guys. Just like that, please.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Hold them like that. Smile at the camera.

0:23:45 > 0:23:55CHEERING

0:23:55 > 0:23:57

0:23:57 > 0:24:04OK, Billy, if you could just hold it there for a second, please

0:24:04 > 0:24:08If you could stand to one side, please.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Right, that's it. Are you ready, Billy? I'm ready. Let's go.

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Let's go.

0:24:14 > 0:24:18SHOUTING AND CHEERING

0:24:18 > 0:24:23Billy! Billy!

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Billy! Billy!

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I'm a bit busy here, Patrick!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28It's important.

0:24:28 > 0:24:32And so is this.

0:24:32 > 0:24:39Our very own Olympic hero, Billy Mitchell.

0:24:39 > 0:24:49Go on, Billy, one last push, Billy. One last push. Go on.

0:24:49 > 0:24:59

0:24:59 > 0:25:09Billy!

0:25:09 > 0:25:20

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Come on, Billy!

0:25:22 > 0:25:32Not far now, Bill.

0:25:32 > 0:25:32

0:25:32 > 0:25:42Hiya. If you could hold this higher for me, please.

0:25:42 > 0:25:42

0:25:42 > 0:25:51Smile for the camera.

0:25:51 > 0:25:59If you could hold that to the side for me, please.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Good luck, darling.

0:26:02 > 0:26:12Let's do it. Enjoy.

0:26:12 > 0:26:21

0:26:21 > 0:26:27Whoa, whoa, whoa. Billy Mitchell. 39, single and open to offers.

0:26:27 > 0:26:33Billy! There's someone here who wants to congratulate you.

0:26:33 > 0:26:43Don't lose that!

0:26:43 > 0:26:45

0:26:45 > 0:26:48Three trains, two buses and a quick sprint down the dual carriageway!

0:26:49 > 0:26:50You did all that for me?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53It's your special day, isn't it?

0:26:53 > 0:26:59Thanks, Jean.

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Billy!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03It's Lola.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05What's she done now?

0:27:05 > 0:27:09She's about to drop, bruv!

0:27:09 > 0:27:13I'm 72 years old. Do I look like a security threat to you?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15I wouldn't put it past you.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Did you see him? Did you see my Pops?

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Yeah, man. He was as proud as punch.

0:27:21 > 0:27:26Come on, darling, now you gotta push.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29I can't do it. Not without my Pops.

0:27:30 > 0:27:31You don't have to.

0:27:31 > 0:27:35He's right here.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37All right, all right.

0:27:37 > 0:27:43Not so tight, darling. This hand's famous now, ain't it?

0:27:44 > 0:27:53Now, I want you to give me a big push.

0:27:54 > 0:27:55

0:27:55 > 0:27:59That's the head.

0:27:59 > 0:28:06Now, listen, at the next contraction, I want you to give me the biggest push. OK?

0:28:06 > 0:28:16SHE SCREAMS

0:28:16 > 0:28:18

0:28:18 > 0:28:22You clever girl. You're such a clever girl for me.

0:28:23 > 0:28:27You are such a clever girl. I am so, so proud of you.

0:28:27 > 0:28:36Where is she? Where is she? She's here. Is she all right?

0:28:36 > 0:28:42See for yourself.

0:28:42 > 0:28:45BABY CRIES

0:28:45 > 0:28:47She's beautiful.

0:28:47 > 0:28:52Well done, Lo.