06/08/2012

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0:00:26 > 0:00:28HE COUGHS

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Not you, him.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38A little birdie tells me you're taking my daughter out again this afternoon.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Who told you that?

0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Oh why? Is it supposed to be a secret?- No...

0:00:43 > 0:00:47- Oh lovely! There you are, eh? - Have a look, it's Usain Bolt.

0:00:47 > 0:00:51What happened right? I texted, yeah? I said we'll meet outside the Vic

0:00:51 > 0:00:54- for a bit of exercise. What happened? - He was the only one who turned up!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- If you don't mind, I'm talking to the lads. - You can barely talk at all!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01- You're either in the team... - If you can call it a team.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03- ...or you're not.- Not.- What?

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Alfie. Three games, three defeats....- Yeah, hold on.

0:01:05 > 0:01:08- If Andrew can make the effort, you guys can.- He needs the exercise.

0:01:08 > 0:01:12- What's he saying?- Woah, stop!- This is a nice way to build team spirit!

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Listen, all right we'll talk about it later.- I don't think so.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21No? All right then, let's talk about it now then, yeah?

0:01:21 > 0:01:24No, I don't think so. Because me and Anthony

0:01:24 > 0:01:27were in the middle of a conversation. So you can jog on. Literally.

0:01:31 > 0:01:37All right. Later. We'll definitely talk later. Come on, let's go.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40HE LAUGHS

0:01:40 > 0:01:41You were saying?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Was I?- About Alice?

0:01:44 > 0:01:45Oh, yeah. What about her?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- How we don't want a repeat of what happened the last time?- Probably not.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52Certainly not!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54See you later.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01HE MIMICS GUNSHOT

0:02:06 > 0:02:10- I'm all right. I've got it. - You all right?- Yeah, I've got it.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13I'm good. I'm good. OK, OK that's good.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Call that a day now. That's lovely. We're done here.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I thought we was going to pump some iron down the gym?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21I tell you what, let's just

0:02:21 > 0:02:24save that for another day. You don't want to overdo it, do you?

0:02:24 > 0:02:27- So listen, don't forget, do your stretching exercises, yeah? - All right.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32- Catch you later. Good lad. Catch you later.- Alfie.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- What?- Tell me, how can you use the words 'fun' and 'family'

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- in the same sentence?- I know! So anyway, how's the sponsorship going?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- I'm not worried about that. - Shirley, come on,

0:02:44 > 0:02:47you've got to feel the fear and just go for it. How's Ben taken it?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Taken what?

0:02:49 > 0:02:52- You know, Ian being back? - What, from Devon?

0:02:52 > 0:02:55What? You don't know?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's pretty boring, innit?

0:03:13 > 0:03:14What about you, Ian?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Maybe you should get that seen to, Ian?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24How about we fix you up with a doctor?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Ian?

0:03:33 > 0:03:34I'll be back in a sec, all right?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45Who you ringing?

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- I'm going to call the doctor. - What? No, hang on!

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- Babe, he needs help, don't he? - And have him end up on a mental ward?

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Plus he stinks.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53He's had a shower.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- No he hasn't, he stinks.- Tan, we're out of our depth, aren't we?

0:03:56 > 0:03:59What, you're not worried about him? Cos I am.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Plus me and Oscar want our front room back, don't we?

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Course I'm worried about him, I've suggested to Lauren that she speak to Lucy.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Lucy? We know what Lucy thinks.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11She's had a night to sleep on it, hasn't she? He's her dad after all.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12I'd really rather not, Mum.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Please, she'll listen to you.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18- Sleeping rough?- All that stuff

0:04:18 > 0:04:22about going to see Peter was a pack of lies. Lucy knew it all along.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26He looks like a right dosser, apparently.

0:04:26 > 0:04:27So, where's he now?

0:04:27 > 0:04:33Max and Tanya's. Alfie said Lucy wouldn't let him in the door.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Well?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Well what?- He's your brother, Ben. When are you going to see him?

0:04:38 > 0:04:39I will. I will in a bit.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42- What, you want me to come with you? - No...

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Give me five minutes, all right?

0:04:44 > 0:04:48All right! Don't leave it too long!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53You seen them sponsorship forms?

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Dad.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Three guesses what you're here for.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Did your dad send you?

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Better come in, then.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You can't go. I forbid you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Work to do, sweetheart, sorry.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh. But how many mornings do we get alone together?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36- A woman's got needs, you know. - And a man has limitations.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- What you doing at this time in the morning?- Wholesaler's.

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Just save it up for me, yeah? Laters.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Oh! Really?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh, Ray!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Hm!

0:05:49 > 0:05:50SHE SIGHS

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Uh!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Me and Bobby are doing just fine.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09We really don't need this.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Where is Bobby?

0:06:11 > 0:06:12At a sleepover.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Thought it would be best to keep him away.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17And he doesn't want to see his dad?

0:06:17 > 0:06:21I didn't ask anyone to take Dad in, did I?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24So you'd rather see him back on the streets, would you?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27You've had him for one night and you're already sick of him.

0:06:27 > 0:06:28I've had him for a whole lifetime.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Lucy, but you don't mean that.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Morning.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36You all right?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Lauren is trying to persuade me to take Dad back.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40And what have you said?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41I've told her I don't want to.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So what else is there to discuss?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hiya.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54What you doing back? I thought you'd be at least another hour.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Can you believe it, I went running this morning, the only one that turned up was Andrew.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Kat, I don't know why I bother half the time, sweetheart.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02- You know what your problem is, don't you?- What?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05- You care too much.- Hm.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Hello?- Oh!- Up here.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Here he is.

0:07:08 > 0:07:09Eh?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Hey.- Oh, well done, there you are!

0:07:11 > 0:07:14- Sorry?- Oh, don't give it all the innocent "I'm sorry" bit.

0:07:14 > 0:07:18Raymond, I texted everybody about running this morning. What happened?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Look, sorry, mate, phone must have been switched off, mate.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Nightmare. Anyway, how did you get in?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I got him a key cut.- What for?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Seemed daft not to, what with him coming and going all the time.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Bit early, aren't you? - I needed to get prep out of the way. I got stuff to do later.

0:07:32 > 0:07:36That makes sense. You're all right for running tomorrow though, yeah? Training? Come on.

0:07:36 > 0:07:39- Actually, Alfie, mate...- Oh! Don't.

0:07:39 > 0:07:42Ray, I feel a bit let down here, buddy.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I mean, you're the only decent player we've got.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50How've I got myself into this mess again?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51It's not like she's bad-looking.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Ty, she could look like flamin' Tulisa for all I care,

0:07:54 > 0:07:57but the fact is she's got Derek Branning as a father.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58I just know how it's going to go.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00I take her out, you know.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Try and make a clean getaway.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05She gives me the old puppy dog eyes and I've got to kiss her, ain't I?

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Next thing you know, I'm at the altar with Derek with a shotgun at my back.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11- Listen, you're going about this all the wrong way.- Oh, yeah?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- Yes, you're assuming she's going to like you.- What?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Well, look, I know it's a big ask, Romeo,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19but you gotta bring out the inner minger.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Here, I've been looking for you all over!

0:08:21 > 0:08:22Oi, that's Zainab's.

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Listen, I've got to talk to you. I've got some amazing news. Come on.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Joey stayed over?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Hm. He's virtually living there.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Oh right, well, yeah, that explains a few things.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37That is... No. That is not on at all.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Oh, Mum, please don't.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42There's a cup of coffee I made for Ian there.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43Take it through to him, will you?

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Do I have to?

0:08:44 > 0:08:48And when you've done that, will you peg the washing out the back?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55TV PLAYS

0:08:58 > 0:09:03My mum's just gone out, so she's made you a cup of coffee.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I'll just leave it here, then, shall I?

0:09:23 > 0:09:25So Ray's looking for a new flat?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Yeah.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28So what?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31For us! He wants me to move in with him!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35And why hasn't he mentioned it?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Cos it's a surprise, innit!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38You see - don't you get it?

0:09:38 > 0:09:40All the sneaking around, the phone calls.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42I mean, how romantic is that?

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Not very.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46So why else would he be doing it?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47All right, OK?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Let's assume that you're right

0:09:50 > 0:09:54and Ray is looking for this bigger place for the three of you.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58- Yep.- Who's going to look after the B&B? Mm?

0:09:58 > 0:10:01- Like things weren't bad enough in there this morning? - We'll work out a rota.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05No. No, Kim. That was not the agreement.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Why is it so hard for you to be happy for me, huh?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09What is so hard about that?

0:10:09 > 0:10:12I'm going to have to get a new cake for Zainab now.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Listen, this is something that I really want.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17Please don't spoil it for me.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Just don't say anything, Kim.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22If the man wants to surprise you, just let him.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Right. Love ya.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Oh, Lucy, it's not a question of what you want,

0:10:28 > 0:10:30it's a question of duty.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Oh, please.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34I wasn't talking to you.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37If we're talking about duty, where's he been for the last two months?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40And where was his duty to Bobby? Or to me?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Yeah, all right I get that. I do.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45I understand, but the man's had a breakdown, Lucy.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47And I know you're hurting right now,

0:10:47 > 0:10:50but you need to try and see past that.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I think Lucy's made her feelings pretty plain.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- I know where you're coming from. - You what?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Well, you got a nice little set up, here, eh?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59This has nothing to do with Joey.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Dad chose Mandy over me, remember.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Just trust me on this, Lucy. One day you'll regret it.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Oh, come on, he hasn't got a stitch to wear.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12So I'll get him something.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- You wait till you're a parent. - I don't want to be a parent.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Well, maybe that's just as well.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- So where is he now?- Max Branning's according to Shirley.- Where's she?

0:11:29 > 0:11:32I dunno. Doing some sponsorship thing? I dunno, Dad.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35All right, all right. Now is not the time to lose it, yeah?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37We hold it together. We don't even tell Jay.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40We just act normal until we find some way of shutting him up.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42And how do we do that?

0:11:42 > 0:11:43DOOR OPENS

0:11:45 > 0:11:46What are you doing back here?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49He's just, uh... he's just been telling me about Ian.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What, you not been over there yet?

0:11:51 > 0:11:54He's a bit nervous. It's understandable.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57He wants me to go with him, don't you, Ben?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Right, I wasn't good enough for you?

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Take it easy on him. He's had a bit of a shock.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04Now go on, go and get your shoes on mate, get yourself ready, yeah?

0:12:05 > 0:12:09He tells me you've been doing that sponsorship thing.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11It going all right, is it?

0:12:13 > 0:12:16KNOCKS ON DOOR

0:12:18 > 0:12:20You all right?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Two secs. I'll just, um, get my bag.

0:12:27 > 0:12:31Anthony! I'm glad to see you've made the effort.

0:12:31 > 0:12:32Where are you taking her?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Erm. Vic probably?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39Oh, good. That's where I'm going. I'll be able to keep an eye on you.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Don't you dare.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- HE CHUCKLES - Think she's keen on you...- Dad!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47God knows why though, but women are funny that way.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49You treat her special, yeah?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Just stop it, yeah?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Have fun.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Oh, yeah, you look nice.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Thanks.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- So where we going? - Anywhere but the Vic.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12THEY LAUGH

0:13:12 > 0:13:14You what? Can you tell Alfie I want to speak to him.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Like he's not upset enough already. - Can you just get him, please!

0:13:18 > 0:13:19- Alfie!- All right, Jack?

0:13:19 > 0:13:23No, I'm not all right. I'm very far from all right.

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Scotch, please.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Ray's quit the team.- No? - So has Anthony and Tyler.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31Oi don't, all right, just don't. Kat's just told me.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Bit of a setback but I'm sorting it, OK?

0:13:33 > 0:13:35- Apart from me, Ray's our only good player.- What?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Shut up, will you. How are we going to field a team with eight players?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I'd volunteer myself, but I wouldn't want to show you up.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43We're desperate, but we ain't that desperate.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46If you're so keen, where were you at 8 this morning?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Well some of us have got work to do, all right?

0:13:49 > 0:13:50- In bed with a floozy.- Shut it!

0:13:50 > 0:13:54I tell you what. How about...you'll like this, right,

0:13:54 > 0:13:57how about if Derek goes in goal and I take over as striker?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00EVERYONE LAUGHS

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Yeah, good one. I've heard it all now.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03I'll put up a poster outside.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Advertise for three more players. How about that?

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Yeah. Good one. Shambles. That's what this is.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You know, Kat, I give up. I am officially defeated.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14No, you're not giving up, right. You phone Anthony and Tyler.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17You two stay put. I'll be back. That's for his scotch.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- HE LAUGHS - Oi, what are you laughing at?

0:14:22 > 0:14:26So how was it at the wholesalers? I'm interested!

0:14:26 > 0:14:27Thanks for your concern.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29- You. Bar. Now.- Eh?

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Kim, what you doing in here?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- I'm just talking to my boyfriend. - What's so important in the bar?

0:14:34 > 0:14:35- Team meeting.- I'm not in the team.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38We'll soon see about that. Come on.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39All right.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Kat, can I have a quiet word?

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Has Ray said anything to you that I'm not supposed to know about?

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Why would he tell me and not you?

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- I wouldn't've minded queueing. - Yeah, well I would've.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06PHONE RINGS

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Go away, Alfie.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11So, where do you want to go?

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Um... There's that new wine bar on the High St.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Fargo's?

0:15:19 > 0:15:22As if. Do you like kebabs?

0:15:22 > 0:15:24I've just got this dress back from the cleaner's.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27It's all right, you can use a tissue or something.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30And if Fat Boy's there, he usually gives me a discount.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31Come on then.

0:15:33 > 0:15:39Right, there's definitely no chance of a home visit? No, that's fine.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43All right, no, I'll bring him over. Yep, 5.15? Thank you.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45What have you just done?

0:15:45 > 0:15:47I ain't going to leave him like that, am I?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48We said if Lucy wouldn't help

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I was going to call a doctor. That's what I've done.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Where are you going? - I'm going to tell him.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Babe, whoever that is, just put 'em off, will you?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00HE SIGHS

0:16:00 > 0:16:03Ian. I've just made you a doctor's appointment.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Ian, do you understand what I'm saying to you?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Ian's got visitors.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Ian? There's someone here to see you.

0:16:26 > 0:16:28We'll leave you to it, shall we?

0:16:28 > 0:16:30TV BLARES

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Ian?

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Look, if you're going out, will you take Oscar with you?

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Babe, I'll do it later, all right? Just give me five minutes.

0:16:50 > 0:16:51What? Where?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54You lost three games. Is that the spirit that won the war?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57What happened to the good old British Bulldog?

0:16:57 > 0:16:58He got taken to the vet, didn't he?

0:16:58 > 0:17:01Do you think Bobby Moore and the lads had that same attitude back in '66?

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- '66?- '66!

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Come on, this is a pub team we're talking about here.

0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oi, this ain't just a pub! It's The Queen Vic!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08And you listen to the Queen.

0:17:08 > 0:17:11I thought it was just going to be a bit of a kick around,

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I didn't realise there was going to be training and...

0:17:14 > 0:17:16What if we all walked away when it got tough?

0:17:16 > 0:17:18You'd be a fool to do different.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20That's just the sort of attitude I'm talking about.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23All right? Look at you lot, eh.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25Five naughty schoolboys in front of the headmistress.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28Six naughty schoolboys. Football meeting. Sit down.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Come on, Max. Get involved, get involved.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32Yes, miss.

0:17:35 > 0:17:39I do like a powerful bird.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41You're spoken for.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43'Specially when you know it's all a facade.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Deep down inside she's just a needy little girl.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50You should remember that you're a father now, Michael.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53You'd like a go on that wouldn't you, Del, eh?

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I've obviously got more respect for women than you have.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58She's out of your league, you mean?

0:17:58 > 0:18:01I'm going to enjoy watching you pushing a pram around the square.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'm looking forward to it, mate.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06HE CHUCKLES

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Like hell you are.

0:18:08 > 0:18:14You can fool yourself, Michael, but you're never going to fool me.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I've had enough. I'm going to the bar.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21No. Get down and gimme ten.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23- You what?- Press ups! Come on.- No.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Right then. Shut up and sit down!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27THEY ALL LAUGH

0:18:27 > 0:18:29So, what's the latest then?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Ian's one thing, I can't handle Ian and Phil together.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Oi! No talking in class!

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Yeah.

0:18:38 > 0:18:39Fabulous.

0:18:39 > 0:18:45The thing about a conversation, Ian, is, well it takes two.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48You know, I say something then you say something.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49That's how it works.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57So what you been up to these last couple of months?

0:19:00 > 0:19:02We went looking for you, didn't we, Ben?

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Yeah. Been really worried.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I've missed you.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11We all have.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15I mean, you're part of this place. It wouldn't be the same without you.

0:19:16 > 0:19:21According to Shirley, Lucy didn't want to see you, is that right?

0:19:23 > 0:19:28Have you spoken to anyone? Anyone at all?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Phil? Can I have a word?

0:19:41 > 0:19:47Lucy might not have been pleased to see you but...

0:19:47 > 0:19:49I am.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51He don't need any psychological unit.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53This is what I said to Max.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54But maybe he's got a point.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I mean if it was just me and him, then fine,

0:19:56 > 0:19:59but I got the kids to think about, haven't I?

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Maybe a psychiatrist would help him to open up a bit.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Cos he's certainly not opening up to us, is he?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08What do you think we should do?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13SHE LAUGHS

0:20:19 > 0:20:21What?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25You sure know how to treat a lady.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Yeah, well, take it or leave it. Can't change who I am, can I?

0:20:30 > 0:20:35Anyone would think you were deliberately trying to put me off.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41You know, if you don't fancy me, you can say.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44It's not a question of if I fancy you or not, is it?

0:20:44 > 0:20:49So what is it then? Is it my dad?

0:20:52 > 0:20:55You know, I am my own person within my own right.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I have my own thoughts, feelings and opinions.

0:20:58 > 0:21:01So give me one of these opinions then.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03SHE LAUGHS

0:21:03 > 0:21:05I think that you're scared.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06HE SNORTS

0:21:06 > 0:21:08I think we both are.

0:21:10 > 0:21:11You're scared?

0:21:13 > 0:21:17I've been terrified about this all morning, if you want the truth.

0:21:17 > 0:21:18HE LAUGHS

0:21:18 > 0:21:21What's so funny?

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Not half as terrified as me.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29THEY LAUGH AND JOKE

0:21:29 > 0:21:32Are you going to wipe your face or do I have to do it for you?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- Any questions?- Raise a glass to the Queen Vic United.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39May we be magnanimous in victory, yeah.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Stuff that. Let's rub their noses in it.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43All right. Cheerful in defeat, then.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45We've had enough experience at that, ain't we?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Shut up, you big girl. To us!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49- To us!- Lovely.

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Class dismissed.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56She's a formidable woman, your wife, Alfie.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58That's why I love her, Derek.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- I've just seen Alice.- Oh, yeah?

0:22:04 > 0:22:06With that loser out on the square.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- Yeah, I know about it. - Bet you don't know everything though.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18I better go.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27I'm off.

0:22:27 > 0:22:31Hey, listen, Michael. Listen, good luck tomorrow, mate.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Give Scarlett a kiss from us.

0:22:33 > 0:22:34THEY ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Thanks, fellas.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Thinking of you, bruv.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56- Now there IS a nervous man. - Why d'you say that?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- He's bringing his baby home tomorrow.- Ah, really?

0:22:59 > 0:23:03Yeah, I'm well excited. He's not too excited though.

0:23:03 > 0:23:09- Do you like babies then? - Yeah. I do. I'd love to be a daddy.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10Oh.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16But not any time soon.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Don't worry, I'm not suggesting anything.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25I really should be getting back to work.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Come here. I'll see ya, yeah?

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Thank you.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Since when were you prepared to fork out for decorating magazines?

0:23:41 > 0:23:45He's a man. When did a man ever have any taste?

0:23:45 > 0:23:46I've got to be prepared.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48So has he said something then?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50- Not exactly.- So he's said nothing.

0:23:50 > 0:23:54He was being shifty in the pub earlier, it's got to be it.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- How much is it?- 3.95.- How much?

0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What do you mean we're back in the team?- Attacking midfield.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02He didn't even think to ask me, Ty?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05You want to argue about it, you argue with Kat. Anyway, how'd it go?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07How did what go?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09You and the siren temptress of Walford.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11It was all right, actually.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I thought you wanted it to be a disaster?

0:24:13 > 0:24:17We came to an understanding. And, my friend, I think I'm off the hook.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19What was the last thing I said to you?

0:24:19 > 0:24:21- Have fun.- Treat her special.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yeah.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27Yeah. Your idea of special is eating a kebab with her fingers,

0:24:27 > 0:24:30outside, on a bench, in the middle of the street, is it?

0:24:30 > 0:24:31No, Del, we were in the Square.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Oh, we was in the Square.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I don't care where you was!

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Now you listen to me, young Anthony.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Up until now I've given you the benefit of the doubt,

0:24:42 > 0:24:45because for some strange reason, my daughter has taken a shine to you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47But if you muck her about one more time,

0:24:47 > 0:24:50it won't be kebab that you're eating. Understood?

0:24:50 > 0:24:52- Yeah.- Any questions?

0:24:52 > 0:24:53- No.- Good.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00I'm just taking five minutes, Marie.

0:25:00 > 0:25:01OK, Luce.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05So what did you want?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Listen, I don't want us to fall out over all this.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Look, it's not you I'm angry with.

0:25:12 > 0:25:17Cos it's not like I don't know what a pain dads can be.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19I'm not taking him back, Lauren.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22Yeah, and I'm not trying to persuade you to.

0:25:22 > 0:25:26I'm just worried about you, that's all.

0:25:26 > 0:25:30I've got enough stuff to do, I've got bills to pay,

0:25:30 > 0:25:32I've got Bobby to take care of, businesses to run.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35And on top of all that, I'm signed up to do a community cook-off.

0:25:35 > 0:25:38So, there's only so much a girl can do.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Well, I'm on your side.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44I just want you to know that.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47But, I better go

0:25:47 > 0:25:50because I'm meant to be getting the dinner in, so...

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Lauren...

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Has he asked about me at all?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Not while I've been around, no.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03Good.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14DOOR CLOSES

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- All right, love.- All right, babe.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Here, look at this. Look. This is what he was wearing.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- Can you believe it? - Why you bothering?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Well, cos they're still his, aren't they?

0:26:24 > 0:26:26I can't just throw 'em away without asking.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Where is he anyway? Is he upstairs?

0:26:28 > 0:26:32- Got to take him to the doctor's. - Yeah, I've cancelled that.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33What?

0:26:33 > 0:26:36- And he's not upstairs either. - Well, where is he?

0:26:40 > 0:26:42We weren't expecting guests.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51You giving Brian Blessed a run for his money?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57I don't like the idea of him talking to Shirley.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58He ain't talking to anyone right now.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01As long as we keep him away from shrinks, we'll be all right.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02We can't keep him here for ever.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05We'll keep him here till we can get him onside.

0:27:05 > 0:27:06And how do we do that?

0:27:06 > 0:27:10He's your brother. We'll just keep reminding him of that.

0:27:10 > 0:27:13I've just seen Max. He said something about Ian staying here.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Have you two completely lost your minds?

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Just sit down, yeah?

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Guess what I'm doing?

0:27:30 > 0:27:32Abseiling down the side of the Vic.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Me! Who's scared of heights!

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Must be mad.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Well, no, not mad, but...

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Must be something.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51I'm doing it for charity.

0:27:53 > 0:27:54For little George.

0:27:56 > 0:27:58You remember little George?

0:27:59 > 0:28:02Heather's little boy?

0:28:02 > 0:28:04THUNDER CLAP

0:28:04 > 0:28:06Remember Heather?

0:28:07 > 0:28:09My best mate?

0:28:11 > 0:28:12Who was murdered?

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Ian?

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