0:00:28 > 0:00:30Kat, grab them footie shirts -
0:00:30 > 0:00:32we've got a match to get to, come on.
0:00:36 > 0:00:37See you later, darling.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Ant, you numpty. When you get this, ring me straight back, will you?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Ronaldo, here he is, eh? What time to do call this?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Let's get on the bus, get this show on the road.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54- Like the boots, Maxy.- Yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57If you can't tackle your opposition you can always blind them(!)
0:00:57 > 0:01:01- You wait, I'm going to score in these.- Yeah, mate, you should be so lucky.
0:01:01 > 0:01:07Is this really all the team I've got? Michael, you fancy a game?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09No, I like watching thanks.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Janine given you a day pass, has she?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13We're not putting out a full team?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- This is a joke. - Yeah, no. Shut up.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16Derek, do us a favour, could you, mate?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Give your Alice a call, find out if she knows where Ant's at.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I watch you muppets play football to get away from family grief.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hold on, you're coming? It's just the bus is a bit cramped, mate.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Shut up, you tart. You've only got half a team.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Woah, Kat darling, where you going?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I thought I'd come along and watch like last time, team mascot.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35HORN BLARES
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Listen, it's just Jean's with Tommy
0:01:37 > 0:01:40and we can't leave Shirley on her own behind the bar, can we?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42All right, fine. If you don't want me there...
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Of course, I want you there. It's just I need you to hold the fort, don't I?
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Come on, one for luck, yeah?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Lovely. Fellas, come on, we're late. Let's go.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Come on, Mrs Moon. One for luck, like he said.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57What is this? Snow White and the Seven Idiots?
0:01:57 > 0:01:58It's lucky, innit?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Get on the bus!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02All right, Grumpy.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04"Grumpy"! Get on the bus. Here comes Dopey, by the way.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06- Right, Fats, come on. Get a move on. - Sorry I'm late.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08See you later, sweetheart.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10CHEERING
0:02:33 > 0:02:35I thought you were going with them.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Spend the day with your man?
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Kat, the cheerleader, gets her pompoms out for the lads.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43SHE LAUGHS We've got punters waiting.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56DOORBELL
0:02:59 > 0:03:03AJ, let me explain. I thought it would be a good idea
0:03:03 > 0:03:07if the two of you had a chance to talk and sort things out.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09HE SIGHS
0:03:10 > 0:03:13You had no right to interfere.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Don't worry she's not interfering,
0:03:15 > 0:03:16I needed to know where you were anyway,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19so I could dump your stuff.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What?! I don't understand. AJ! AJ!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Let him go, it's what he does, runs away.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28And before you start bad mouthing me again...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Listen, I was the one who called you to try and sort things out...
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I have, and thanks to you, I've got twice as much wardrobe space.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38What is wrong with you, huh? Why are you being like this?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Does your marriage mean nothing to you?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43After all, you're the one that had the affair.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48MUSIC: "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Don't get too excited.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00If that's from Alfie, it probably cost a fiver
0:04:00 > 0:04:01and stinks of old people.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- SHE LAUGHS - Here.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Mm! It's not bad.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11So what's he going to do next?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Sprinkle petals on the floor and light you a candle?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Do they really think we believe in all that pants?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Oh, blimey, you do, don't you
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Aww, Alfie loves Kat, Kat loves Alfie.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Do I look like some dopey teenager?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I love you. It's just words.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44Presents, just gestures. It don't mean nothing.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48And if you believe in all that, then you deserve exactly what you get.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53So if you're not too loved-up,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I need a hand in there.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Maybe I should give it a week. Look round the school when the kids go back.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Check it out properly.- Actually, there's somebody I want you to meet.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Her son's starting at school the same time.
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- Really?- Yeah.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16He's a little younger than Dennis,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19but he's a nice kid and she's not bad, too. She'll be all right.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Once you've spoken to her and everything.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, come on, Sharon.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26It'll be a mate for Dennis and it'll be a friend for you,
0:05:26 > 0:05:30if you're going to be staying. Mums at the school gate, and all that.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'm not sure, Ian.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Ah, it's too late anyway.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Tanya, this is Sharon. Sharon, this is Tanya.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Play date, yeah - kids?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42How many was it? Four.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45MUSIC: "It Must Be Love" by Madness
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- To Fridays!- Fridays!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58What you doing?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01What does it look like I'm doing? I'm working.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03What can I get you? A large vodka?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Scotch?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Ain't going to solve anything. Now, just come home, Shirl,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12we can sort this.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15You know, seriously, Phil. You should have a drink.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's good for you. You know, it loosens you up.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21What do you say, for old time's sake?
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I just want to talk about it.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Trust me, Phil. Honestly.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31It puts an end to all your worries.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34All the nasty stuff.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Phht! Gone.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Yes, Alfie, I said I will tell her...
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Tell me what?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59I don't know. Something's kicked off and there's been a fight.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02A fight?! Between who? What was it about? Did he say?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04I don't know. I just took the message.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Something's kicked off and now they're on their way back.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Right, then.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17What games do you think Dennis would like to play first, eh?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Soldiers?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Denny doesn't do fighting.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24All right, well maybe you could show "Denny" the TV thingy?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27What games you've got on there, maybe.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Just not the fighting ones.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- In you go. - Go on, baby.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Cup of tea?
0:07:39 > 0:07:40I take it you rent this place?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, yeah, we do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44When I was here the other day, I was thinking then,
0:07:44 > 0:07:47it's funny seeing someone else's stuff in here.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I had it quite different when I lived here.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It was... well, more homely, I guess.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Well done, Derek(!) Why would you do that, eh?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Shirley said something about a fight. - You don't want to know.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Look, the geezer was an idiot, right?
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I heard him on the touchline, Kat.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16He kept shouting out, "Kill him, go on, kill him!"
0:08:16 > 0:08:20"Kalim" was his mate's name. He was shouting, "Kalim, go on, Kalim!".
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Oh. Really?- Yeah, really.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ah well, he was still an idiot, though, weren't he?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- He wasn't that bad. - He was that bad!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28At least Derek showed some commitment.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30More than some of us.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, look, mate. I had a bad day, all right?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33You can say that again.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Lads, come on. Look, take it inside, all right?
0:08:37 > 0:08:42First beer's on me Pies, and all. Come on. Let's go.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44So the fight was just about football?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I take it you didn't win then?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50No, we didn't win. We didn't even get to finish the match.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Nightmare. Not to worry, another day, eh? Another day.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00So Oscar's going into reception?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Yeah, yeah. Dennis is starting year one, is he?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Year two.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Oh, right. (He's quite short for his age, isn't he?)
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I think you'll find he's above average, actually.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13That's it, that's my boy!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oscar, point the...
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Oscar, point...
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oscar, darling, listen. Just point the remote at the telly.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Actually, point it, like that,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29and press the button down, and then do it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Games take a lot of hand-eye coordination, don't they?
0:09:32 > 0:09:33It's tricky for the little ones.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Point it at the thing.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Point it at the thing, like this. Then you just do a nice, big...
0:09:38 > 0:09:42There you go, you've won! Look at that, you clever little boy.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44- You didn't.- "You didn't".
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Aw!
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Oh, here she is. Right, come on, spill the beans.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54How was the big date?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Cos Anthony hasn't said a thing.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59He's just been sealed, zipped.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00You've spoken to him?!
0:10:00 > 0:10:04He texted this morning. He said he had a couple of things to do, business-wise...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06I thought Alfie was desperate for those lemons?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Yeah. Yes. So, see you...
0:10:09 > 0:10:10later.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14You all right, angel?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I'm not your angel.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Can we talk, please?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Please?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Let's not fall out over this. Not me and you.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You can ask that brother of yours.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Anthony put up the Emporium as a stake, all on his own.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36No-one forced him to do it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38He got greedy.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40He tried to teach me a lesson, or something.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44But, whatever he did, he showed his true colours,
0:10:44 > 0:10:47and there's no way that boy is good enough for my little girl.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I really liked him, Dad, and now he won't even answer my calls.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why did you have to ruin it?
0:11:05 > 0:11:11One, two, three, four, five, and six.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Sorry, I'm not quite my dad yet.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33THEY LAUGH
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Kat, give us a hand, darling. All right, fellas, here we go.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Get your laughing gear round this. There you go, all right.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- Ray's brightened up now the pies have arrived. - # Who ate all the pies? #
0:11:57 > 0:11:59ALL: # Who ate all the pies? #
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Is that why you were so rubbish today?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04You put a few pounds on, have you, Raymondo?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Are you guys going to keep banging on about this?
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Said the barmaid to the football team.- Wa-hey!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11No, you're all right. I don't do losers.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14ALL: Oooh!
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Got to do it in one, Mo.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Ready?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Alfie?
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Sack her.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24- Steady, go!- What?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26You heard. Sack her.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29No. No, Phil, mate, no. I can't...
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I want her out of here.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- She's got nothing else. - You running a boozer or a doss house?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37She's just having a bit of banter, a bit of harmless fun, that's all.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40BOTTLE CRASHES
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Shirl! Shirl!
0:12:41 > 0:12:45She's turning this place into a dive, get rid of her.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Phil, I was only trying to help her, that's all.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yeah, well, you ain't. She don't need this, she needs me.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52No, get rid of her.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56And if she ain't gone by the time I come back tonight,
0:12:56 > 0:13:00she won't be the only one getting kicked out.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Fancy having a drink with us Kat?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03If that's your way of getting round me,
0:13:03 > 0:13:06it's going to take more than free drinks and cheesy one-liners.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09What will it take exactly, Kat?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12That's for me to know and you to find out, Derek.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Oh-ho, ho-ho!
0:13:19 > 0:13:23I thought you might like to come and help me on the stall.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Had a bit of a rush on strawberries.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- You said you'd cook me breakfast. - What?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Before you left. You said you'd cook me breakfast.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35I waited for you.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Bobby, I...
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Are you going again? Are you going to disappear?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46No. No, of course I'm not.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48But what if you do?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52I'm not, OK? I'm not going to.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56Bobby, I'm staying here.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58All right?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm never going to leave you again.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Please.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06I love you, all right?
0:14:06 > 0:14:09And I'm not going to go anywhere.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I promise you.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Right, come on boys. Hands in, hands in. Show your hands.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Come on. That's it. That's it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Now let's see what we've got here.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Mm! Here, Kat!
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Now, let's see. Who do you think's got the honest face
0:14:36 > 0:14:38out of this bunch of rogues?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Don't get me involved!
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Come on, Kat. Make a call.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44I tell you what, Kat'll be my caller.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Whatever she says, that's good enough for me.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Looks like a line up for Crimewatch.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51THEY LAUGH
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Come on, Kat. Make your call.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Be my lady luck.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58All right. Ten, I'm calling ten.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00OK. All right.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Come on, show your coins, boys. Show your coins.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06BOTH: One, two, three, four,
0:15:06 > 0:15:10five, six, seven, eight, nine.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Oh!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Ten! Ten!
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Ah! Ha-ha!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Come on, man. That's like four on the bounce, man. Come on.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22You're his lucky charm now, Kat.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- I ain't no-one's anything. - Cough up, cough up, cough up.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29Shove it, Alfie.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30You don't need to be like this.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Oi, Shirley's the best barmaid this place has ever had.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35You should give a raise, not the sack.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Mo, Mo, just shut up, all right? What's the matter with you?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- This is down to Phil, innit? - It's not working out, all right?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- Well, I'm taking this for redundancy.- Shirley...
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Mo, come and sit down.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Right.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48Shir..
0:15:50 > 0:15:51MUSIC: "Michael Caine" by Madness
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Mum!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Nearly there, darling. You and Oscar are next, OK?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07SHE GRUNTS
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Oh, get in!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Here we go again.
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Alfie, are you going to let him get away with this?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Get away with what? What's the matter with you?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21You stitching us up, mate?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24- Oh what, over a couple of quid? Do me a favour.- Alfie, phone.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Sweetheart, keep an eye on this lot. It's going to kick off, I think.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31What's the matter, you lot getting grouchy? Time for your nap?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34It's this lot. They're just a bunch of bad losers.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36You've won eight games on the bounce, Derek.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- D'you think he's cheating?- Wind it in or I won't serve any of you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I don't know what, but something ain't right.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44It's a game of luck. What's the matter with you?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Some people make their own luck, Derek.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48- That's a bit tacky, ain't it? - Unbelievable.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- What did you say to him?- What?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51What did you just call my son?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53- Say it again.- Why? What?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Say it again and I'll...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Get your hands off me! - Everyone back off!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- Derek, pack it in! - What, I haven't done nothing.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02This is not a playground.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- He said what?- Tacky.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07See? Cloth ears.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Relax, man. - What's the matter with you?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Eat your nuts. - As if I'd say something like that!
0:17:14 > 0:17:19I'm not being funny, Shirl, but why are you still sticking around?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I ain't being chased out by no-one.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25No, I know stuff.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Stuff? What stuff?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I tell you, Mo, if people knew what I know....
0:17:34 > 0:17:35If they knew. If they knew.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38If they knew.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Well done lads, well done, top result(!)
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Eh, what's going on, boss?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Come on, the manager. Get the drinks in.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Shut up, you doughnut.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50You know who I've just been on the phone to?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52The admin bloke from the pub league, all right?
0:17:52 > 0:17:55So, what you been doing? You been pocketing the old subs again, have you?
0:17:55 > 0:17:57He's been taking bungs, aint' he?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01No, no, we've been kicked out of the pub league, all right?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- What, what for? - That'll be Derek, hitting that bloke.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Oi, I hardly touched him. - He had to be taken to hospital.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- So will you in a minute, if you keep on.- Oi! - That's twice you've done that...
0:18:09 > 0:18:13All of you shut up, cos it's got nothing to do with Derek.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- They can't just kick us out. - They can and they have.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hang on, hang on. So what did they say?
0:18:20 > 0:18:24Hey, Raymondo, do you want to tell them or shall I?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40AJ.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49So.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52There was no affair?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Then would you mind explaining to me
0:18:57 > 0:19:01why my hallway currently looks like Walford's tip?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06She's been wanting to have kids
0:19:06 > 0:19:09for about ten years now.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I've always been able to put her off,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16make her see that we don't need kids to be happy.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17SHE GASPS
0:19:17 > 0:19:19So, a couple of months ago,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22when I first came down and found you and Mas,
0:19:22 > 0:19:25she'd been pushing me, wanting me to commit, she wouldn't back off...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- So you ran away? - I don't want kids in my life.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32- How can you possibly know that? - I don't need kids to be happy.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35But Aliyah does.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Then I'm not the man she should be with.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40(Wow!)
0:19:42 > 0:19:44So, you're OK with this?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47You're going to throw everything away?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49All your years of marriage together?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Your wife? Because you don't think you need to have kids.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55You know, I've made my choice. I'm happy with it.
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Oh, ho-ho. Kids!
0:20:02 > 0:20:05You must have known you'd registered for two teams.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I didn't think there was going to be a problem.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09What's all the fuss about?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Ray here done us over, didn't he? Let us down.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- He betrayed us.- Is that why you let them run all over us today, bruv?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18No, the reason was he was going to sign for them, as well.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20That's why he was going to let them win.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21I wouldn't do that to you lot.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23We never found out, Derek, because of you.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25You still here?
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Sit down!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Boys, what's the big deal?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Hold him on a leash.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34The big deal is we were in a football team, and we're not now because of you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37That's a fuss about nothing. We're rubbish.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39Oi, there's only one rubbish player round here.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Look, having a go is not going to help.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43It's going to help me.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47Well, why don't you do something about it? Come on, man!
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Is that really all you've got?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55SHE GRUNTS
0:20:59 > 0:21:00You are so going down!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Bring it on!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Will you pack it in the lot of you?!
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Will you stop it?!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Will you pack it in?! Alfie!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27GLASS SMASHES
0:21:38 > 0:21:40THEY GRUNT
0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Get off, Syed!- You let me go.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Get off, Syed.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- Do you surrender? - I do not!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Oh!
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Derek. Derek!
0:22:09 > 0:22:11HE SCREAMS
0:22:11 > 0:22:12SHE GRUNTS
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Yes! Oh yes. In your face.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Alfie! Alfie, will you sort this out?
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Come on, Shirl. Let's get out of here.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28I want to watch.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Oi!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Oh, yeah, what's the mileage on that?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Hang on, mate. Can I call you back?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Watch it!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41How many times have I got...?
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Argh!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47You don't know about me, man. Hey, Michael, bruv...
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Are you back?
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Argh!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Stop it!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Right, Jack, Jack, stop, just stop. Ray, stop.
0:23:08 > 0:23:13Shake hands, please. Shake hands, all right? Come on, enough.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16- Come on, then.- Oh, forget it!
0:23:22 > 0:23:25HOOTER BLARES
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Enough, yeah?!
0:23:40 > 0:23:41I hope he's paying you the proper rate.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45- He gets free board and lodgings. - There you go, treacle.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47SHE LAUGHS
0:23:51 > 0:23:53You all right, boss?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57I've been helping Dad sell. He says I'm really good.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Yeah. - It's time for tea.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Well, can't he stay a bit longer? We've nearly finished?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Home, now!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Yeah, but Bobby starts school next week and I was thinking
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I could take him, pick him up.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11- You'd really like that, wouldn't you? - No. No, you're not doing this.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- Doing what?- Saying you'll do things, saying you'll be there.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I ain't going to let you hurt him again.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Lucy! - Playing best mates.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22"Oh, look at us on the stall".
0:24:22 > 0:24:24No, you don't get to do this, all right?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26He thought you was dead.
0:24:26 > 0:24:31And I was there, sitting with him when he woke up screaming,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33crying for his dad...
0:24:33 > 0:24:36You can't just pretend like nothing's happened,
0:24:36 > 0:24:39like things are back to normal because you're on the stall.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Things ain't normal.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Everyone fighting like animals.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09You could have got seriously hurt.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19SHE SIGHS
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Kat, where's the vacuum?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- We've got splinters of glass everywhere.- In the living room!
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Cheers. You all right, mate? You look as bad as I feel.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Don't clog it up with big bits, will you? Use the dust pan.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- Here, Kat...- Yeah?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I found this.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I know, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It was down by the phone downstairs.
0:26:00 > 0:26:05It got knocked over and the whole thing just leaked out, and erm...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10And I know it's one of your favourites and you liked it.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Yeah. Yeah, I love it.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19That's why I wasn't sure that...
0:26:19 > 0:26:23Eh, come on listen, I know. I like it as well.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26I'll get you another one. Come on, it's all right sweetheart.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oi, come on. I'll buy you another one... It's all right.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I'll get you as many as you want.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32My way of saying sorry, that's all.
0:26:32 > 0:26:35Listen to me, I know I've been a bit of a spanner lately,
0:26:35 > 0:26:39taking you for granted and what with the football.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40But I'm knocking it on the head.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- I'm going to make it up to you. - No, it's not that. It's, um...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45It's just everyone kicking off downstairs.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I promise it's not as bad as it looks and I'm going to get it sorted.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50I'm going to make sure them plums downstairs,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53them plebs are going to leave the pub spotless, all right?
0:26:53 > 0:26:56OK, come on give me a smile. That's my girl.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59You stay up here and I'm going to get it sorted, yeah?
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Yeah? Yes.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06I love you, all right?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Come on then, there we go.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16- You have got some serious issues woman.- What?
0:27:16 > 0:27:20You had to turn a pleasant game into something more. Make it all aggressive.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23I'm not the one stood here, shouting the odds, am I?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Denny, come on! We're going, babe.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27And I'll tell you this for nothing.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29My son will not be playing here again, OK?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Oh, fine. Yeah. That suits me because, d'you know what?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33I was only ever doing Ian a favour.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35He says to me, "She's really nice, but she's got no mates."
0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Now we know why, don't we? - I don't need nobody.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40I've got by on my own for this long.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43And if I was looking for a friend, which I'm not,
0:27:43 > 0:27:46it wouldn't be some mad cow like you.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Good, cos I don't want a crazy woman like you as a mate, either.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- Good.- Fine. - Come on, Denny. Quick.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Unbelievable.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03DISTANT VOICE: The lads have promised we're going to clean this place properly.
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