0:00:28 > 0:00:30LOUD SIGH
0:00:52 > 0:00:54THUNDER RUMBLES
0:01:03 > 0:01:05RAIN PATTERS
0:01:26 > 0:01:29All right, darlin', so what do you fancy'?
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Black coffee, please. - Er, hello. I think I was first.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36We'll have a hot chocolate, please. ..Do we want marshmallows?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yeah! We'll have some marshmallows on that, thanks.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Can I have some?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42No, you can't, darling. They'll rot your teeth.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Mum...
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Mm-hm?- My tummy's hurting.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Does it, baby? Really?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51You are feeling a bit warm, aren't you?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Oh, I knew a woman who breast fed her little boy till he was five.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- I don't want to go to school today. - Well, you're going to school and that's that.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Still, must be hard doing it on your own, mustn't it?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Come on, then, Oscar. KAT:- All right?
0:02:03 > 0:02:06You were up with the lark. Wish I had your energy.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08No, I couldn't sleep. Neither could he.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10He must know something's up.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12What?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Well, he's probably missing his dad, ain't he?- Oh, yeah. Yeah, he is.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29All right, fellas. Come in. Sorry, yeah.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34This is why I won't let Mrs Moon do any packing for the holiday.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You know what I mean?
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- GLASS SMASHES - It's OK, OK. Don't worry about it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I'll get a cloth. No harm done.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52It's a bit early, innit?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's medicinal.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58What you done to yourself?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01You did that to me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Then let me help you. Come home, Shirl.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Why would I want to do that?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Cos I want you to. Cos your stuff's there.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Yeah, and so are you.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16And I wouldn't be able to stand that.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:03:25 > 0:03:27You, er... You looking for something, love?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Bobby. You seen him?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34You, er, you doing some ordering?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Chips don't buy themselves.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37I could do that for you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39- Really?- Yeah.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Oh, come on, look, I'm more than capable of ordering
0:03:42 > 0:03:46a couple of bags of straight cut Maris Pipers, aren't I?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Look, I did OK in the caff and I was all right on the stall, wasn't I?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52And I...I took Bobby to school.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Come on, Lucy, I can do this. Please?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59It has to be done today.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00OK.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- No. Absolutely not.- Come on, Zee. It's a big deal for him.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Going to see his GP. Someone to talk to.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Ian Beale does not need to see a doctor, all right?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- He needs a good kick up his backside. - He's mentally ill.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Since when did "I'm feeling a little bit under the weather"
0:04:25 > 0:04:28get its own medical diagnosis?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30- No, I can't. I've got a shift. - Oh, come on!
0:04:30 > 0:04:33You're on half a day. And I won't be done in time. Please, Zee.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35He just needs someone to hold his hand. Someone...
0:04:37 > 0:04:38..serene...
0:04:38 > 0:04:40stoic...
0:04:40 > 0:04:41sympathetic?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Serene?- Mm-hm.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47All right, fine. I'll do it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- But I'm not holding his hand. - OK. Thank you.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51He'll have you baby-sitting >
0:04:51 > 0:04:53the school guinea pig, if you're not careful.
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Well, it would certainly fit right in here in this pig sty.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04HE GRUNTS LIKE A PIG
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Alfie! Open up! Alfie!
0:05:08 > 0:05:12What's all the banging and shouting. What are you doing? Where's Tommy?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- I came to see you! He's with Jean. - You shouldn't be here.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Look, he misses you. I miss you. - I miss you too, darlin'!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Then let us come home. - They've not even started yet.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Taking their time!- But it's only three more nights till Friday.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Listen, mate, do us a favour, you can set up anywhere you want.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Just watch the old girl, all right? - Oi you, Bug's Life.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30No, no, no, I don't mean her. I mean the Queen Vic...bust.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Sweetheart, I gotta go, I got a load of washing bags
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- with your name on it.- You're doing the washing?- Yes! Yes, I'm doing it.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- You saying I don't know how to...? - No, I left something in there. It'll take me a few minutes to get it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Yeah, no, darling. You can't, all right. It's a health hazard.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I don't care. Look, give it to me and I'll take it to the laundrette
0:05:46 > 0:05:50- in case you shrink anything.- Like your skirts can get any shorter.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- Oi...- Ho-ho! Listen, darling, I've got a load of washing to do, OK?
0:05:53 > 0:05:57You bagged it up. So leave it to me and I'll catch you up later, yeah?
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Don't I at least get a kiss?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01OK. One kiss. But no touching.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04All right, health hazard, OK? Mwah! Love ya.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Talk to you later!
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- TELEPHONE RINGS - Oh, come on...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- So you got time for a drink? - I'm a bit busy, actually, Jack.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24- Come on, you gotta take a break some time.- Yeah, but not today.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The Vic's shut, so I'll open from five to try and nick some punters.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29RINGING STOPS
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Brilliant(!)- If it's important, they'll call you back.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- It might have been Denny's school. - Getting into fights, is he?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Of course not. Look, Jack, I've really got to get...on.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- OK?- What about after closing? - What about it?
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- The drink?- Isn't that a bit past your bedtime, babe, hmm?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58THEY LAUGH
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Trying to have a kip!
0:07:05 > 0:07:06KNOCKING ON BACK DOOR
0:07:06 > 0:07:10< Ian? It's me, Zainab.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12DOOR OPENS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14< Hello?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Ian?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Hey, didn't you hear me?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- No, I'm busy.- Why aren't you dressed? It's the middle of the day.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- Oh...- Zainab!- And look at this mess.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Come on!- What do you want?
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- It's not what- I- want. It's Masood.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Apparently, you've some appointment and he doesn't trust you to go?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I-I said I'd do this for Lucy and I'm going to do this for Lucy...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39You know, he seems to think the answer is in talking about things.
0:07:39 > 0:07:44But that is not the way to solve problems, Ian. The way to do it is to just get on with things.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- That's what I'm trying to do...- Have you not seen those chat shows on TV?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Where people just shout at each other and it turns into arguments
0:07:50 > 0:07:54- and you find out your auntie's your brother and your grandmother's hooked on drugs.- Zainab, please...
0:07:54 > 0:07:58Honestly, Masood! Masood thinks, no, the answer is in "chatting" about everything.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00No! Don't touch that!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Ian?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Please... Please, just go, just go!
0:08:09 > 0:08:11OK, fine.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18But you are coming at three o'clock
0:08:18 > 0:08:21and I am going to escort you to the doctor's office, yes?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23No.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24No, I haven't got time.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Fine.
0:08:26 > 0:08:31Well, I've got better things to do with my time than to shepherd a grown man to the doctor's office.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I've got children of my own, you know, Ian!
0:08:36 > 0:08:39FRONT DOOR SLAMS
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Can't keep away, can you?
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Got some lunch.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Lovely bit of chorizo...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29antipasti...
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Got a lovely bit of cheese there as well.- You shouldn't have.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Well, if you won't take a break. Olive?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36On one condition...
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Yeah?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Oh!
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Honestly, fellas, the quicker the better, seriously.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53I'm getting a right ear bashing from the missus, and she is not amused.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54- Bit like this one 'ere. - HE LAUGHS
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Give us a bite.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh, she's so rude!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Can you get out, please?
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- POLITE ACCENT:- Could I see your wine list, please?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I said get out.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Get off your cloud, Heidi.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Now!- Make me!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Leave her to me.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31But I just want to place an order.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Look, I told you, I don't have a reference number, OK?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Well, I don't. I can't find it!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Hang on, hang on.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Please...
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Please, I just want to make an order for Beale's Plaice.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04It... It's for Lucy.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06You see, I...
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I told... I told Lucy I could do this.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14MAN ON PHONE: 'Hello?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16'Hello, sir?'
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Mmm! You should try some of this.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- Yeah. - MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Hello?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Yeah, speaking.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Well, is he all right?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'll be ten minutes. OK.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I knew I should never have let him go.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Problem?- I've got to pick Denny up from school.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45He's got a tummy ache. I knew something was wrong when he didn't have his breakfast.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48If he didn't eat his breakfast, no wonder he's got a tummy ache.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Sorry.- Jack, I need you to keep an eye on the place.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- Look, I've got stuff to do... - Please, babe, it's an emergency. He needs his mum.
0:11:56 > 0:12:00- Well, as long as you make it worth my while?- Fine.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- I won't be long, all right. Cheers.- See ya.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I thought you were meant to be playing chaperone round about now?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13I don't like to interfere where my help is not welcome.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Well, I suppose Mas isn't your husband yet.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- Doesn't matter if you disobey him. - You know what, he'll get over it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- But Ian....- If you are so worried about him, why don't you talk to him?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Because Mas didn't ask me. Besides, the guy's depressed.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Doesn't want someone as full of life as me rubbing it in.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Ha-ha(!) He's not depressed. He is just moping.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Whatever you think.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What he needs to do is he needs to just get on with it.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Yeah, course. I'm sure he won't do anything stupid.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Just...you know, getting on with things.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47All on his own.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Caught ya!- Alfie! I thought I'd give you a hand with the washing.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02- You're not supposed to be up here, all right.- Seeing as I'm here now...
0:13:02 > 0:13:05- No, no, no, you can't touch me! - I've missed you.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I know.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I've missed you too, all right!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- You OK?- Yeah, come on. - No, no, no, we can't...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- Ssh! We can!- No, we can't! Listen, Kat, we can't!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20This place is infested, it's dirty. We can't, all right? We just can't.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23Fine.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Look, Kat... Kat, that's not...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- KNOCK ON DOOR - Ian! It's me, Zainab.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Please open the door.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38- KNOCKING CONTINUES - Ian?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Ia...?
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Oh, you stupid, stupid man!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Ian, what have you taken?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- Sit up, sit up.- What?! - What have you taken?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Nothing!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Oh, thank goodness!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- You stupid, stupid, man! - What's that for?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05For making me think that you'd...
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I haven't taken anything.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Good. Because it's not just your life that you'd be throwing away.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18There is no point, OK? No point in giving up.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- MUSIC ON TV - Ian!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- I was watching that. - I'm trying to talk to you and you're watching cartoons?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Look, I'm fine. Yeah? I'm...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35..fine.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40What I said before...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I didn't mean it.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Maybe talking isn't always a waste of time.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53It's not good to bottle things up inside.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57I know what that's like first hand.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I let them down.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Bobby.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07And Lucy.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I told Lucy I could... I could do this order and...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I can't find the number!
0:15:20 > 0:15:24What, BEALE459Z?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27That's what all the fuss is about, is it?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32- I couldn't see it.- OK.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Well, I'm glad that I was of some assistance.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Ian...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46..go to your appointment, OK?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Come with me? Please.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09She's cremated it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Thought that's how you liked it. - Didn't think you'd remember.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Well, I did.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Here y'are.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19What's that?
0:16:19 > 0:16:23Some, er...clean clothes, deodorant, toothbrush,
0:16:23 > 0:16:26so you can clean yourself up a bit. I'm sorry.
0:16:26 > 0:16:31- I couldn't find a decent bag.- Thanks, but I don't need your sympathy.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35Well, you did the same for me, didn't you, when I hit rock bottom, you...
0:16:35 > 0:16:37You pulled me back up again.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41Yeah, but I didn't put you there in the first place.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I'm trying to help you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45No.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49What you're doing is, you're trying to sweeten me up,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51so I won't go to the old bill and tell them what you did.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55I'm doing this, because you'll end up dead if I don't.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58And you'd like that, wouldn't you?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Cos dead girls don't talk.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27- I dunno what to say to them. - Say anything. They'll understand.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It'll be fine.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Hello.- You all right?- Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Well, have I gone back in time or something?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Just helping out a mate, ain't I? - Early doors for this place, innit?
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Well, with the Vic being closed, Sharon wants to make the most out of
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- all those thirsty punters. - Oh, very nice of her(!)- Mmm.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- You knew. Thank you.- Yes!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03See you in a bit.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06My mum's got that top.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Has she? Oh, good for her.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11It'd look better on my bedroom floor, though.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Not my mum's. Yours, I mean, if you wanted it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17No, thanks.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21You just come out of prison?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Last time I heard someone that desperate,
0:18:23 > 0:18:25they'd just done ten years in Wormwood Scrubs.
0:18:27 > 0:18:2912 years in Farringdon.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Car insurance.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Till today.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Aw, hard luck.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- I'll have another one, please. - I'm Shirley.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Peter. Pete.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I don't want you to sell me a policy, mate, I want you to buy me a drink.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Vodka and tonic.
0:18:48 > 0:18:49And a vodka tonic for her.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58Max had a face on him like that when I told him he had to sort his own dinner out.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59In the dog house, is he?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Mmm, just a bit.
0:19:01 > 0:19:05Well, brawling in his local. He's missed his son's first day at school.
0:19:05 > 0:19:09He's always out working late so he can stare at Vauxhall Corsas.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13So I said to him, "You can baby-sit while I go out for a nice little drink after work."
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Then I found your place was shut, so...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17couldn't go home with egg on me face.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I've come here. One drink and then I'm done.
0:19:19 > 0:19:23- One's all you're going to be able to afford, at these prices.- Hmm.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You know, when I was a kid, me and my mates were so skint,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28we used to nick our drinks off other people's tables.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Urgh! I'm surprised you didn't catch anything.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I did - Max. LAUGHTER
0:19:33 > 0:19:35He said it was one of the things that attracted him to me.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40He said I was "trouble he wouldn't mind getting into." Where's yours?
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Under quarantine.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Bit old for chicken pox, ain't he? - Not too old for bed bugs,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49- especially when some tramp brings 'em in your house.- That's not nice.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52That's Alfie's trouble.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54He's too nice.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Sometimes, I wish Max had that problem.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03She's not a rat. She's a guinea pig.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06I am not having one of those filthy creatures in my house.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- I said. Didn't I say?- I think you'll find they're quite clean actually.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, please, can we have a guinea pig, please?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Over my dead body. - I'll take good care of it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oh. Ian, please.
0:20:21 > 0:20:27Everything all right? Zee said it went well. Doctor...?
0:20:27 > 0:20:35Yeah. We...chatted and...he's going to refer me.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Listen, um, these are for you as a thank you.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- For earlier.- Right. Thank you!
0:20:47 > 0:20:49SHE GIGGLES BASHFULLY
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Aw, you fixed Ian Beale.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00So I'll tell the school it's all right then?
0:21:00 > 0:21:05They eat guinea pigs in Peru, you know. All right.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14What you doing here? Where's Sharon?
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- She's got problems with her kid. Asked me to help out.- Right.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Tell you what though, Shirley's keeping me in business.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23- The amount she's been drinking with that fella.- What fella?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Dunno. Some random, ain't he?
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Hey.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- Oh, right. Yeah, about time. - Sorry I'm late, Jack.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49I didn't want to leave until Denny felt a bit better, you know.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Well, it can't be easy working here and having a little one.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- Not getting to tell him bedtime stories an' all that.- We're fine.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Look, you can get off, if you like.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh. Right. Yeah, I will.
0:22:00 > 0:22:01OK.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05Jack.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Almost forgot. I said I'd make it worth your while, didn't I?
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Yeah, you did. - Want to close your eyes?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21What's that?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23It's the least I can do.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25And if ever you want more bar work, give us a shout.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27We could do with more strapping lads like you.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Right, I better get off.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Make sure Max hasn't blown the house up trying to work the microwave.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38- Not going to have another one? - Yeah. Why not?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Your round then.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Give you a chance to show off your drink looting skills.
0:22:45 > 0:22:51Liars. The lot of 'em. My ex, he was a liar.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55He wouldn't know the truth if it came up and danced in his face.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Bet you're not a liar, are you, Peter?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04Bet you're a good boy. You tell the truth.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07I'll tell you one thing -
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- you're gorgeous. - Yeah, well, I'm going to the bog.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Get us another drink, will you?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Make it a double.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Wasn't thirsty anyway.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Think you've lost your touch, darlin'.
0:23:27 > 0:23:32It's funny, innit? Max has been driving me up the wall all week and I still can't wait to go home
0:23:32 > 0:23:35- and kiss his bald little head. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38It's like, no matter how much they've been doing your head in,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- they're still the other half of you. - And you don't know how you ever got on without 'em.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- PHONE BLEEPS Oi oi. Speak of the devil. - That's mine.- Is it?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Somebody loves you, do they?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Tell you what, say what you like about Alfie -
0:23:51 > 0:23:54a man who makes you smile like that is worth holding onto.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Right, this time I really am going.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59See you later.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Still here? You should have your own bar stool.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- As long as I get to sit next to you. - Always on my feet, me.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Maybe you should have a drink with me. Take the load off.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34All three of you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Maybe another time, eh? I'm working.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38I'll hold you to that.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Hey!
0:24:39 > 0:24:43You try that again and I'll knock so many of your teeth out you won't be able to laugh.
0:24:43 > 0:24:44Now get out.
0:24:54 > 0:24:59Leave me alone, you sad lonely little man.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You're making a fool of yourself.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05No. I'm having a laugh. There's no crime against that, is there?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Now, covering up a murder on the other hand...
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- What's the matter? You scared, Phil? - All right, Shirley, keep it down.
0:25:14 > 0:25:19This is the one I was telling you about. The liar.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Do you know him?
0:25:26 > 0:25:32No, I know his type. When the vodka and desperation don't work on getting 'em into bed, well...
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- DOOR CLOSES - All right, love?
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Yeah. Have you been there all day?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46No. I...had an appointment.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Wait, you did do the ordering? I said it has to be done today.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Yes, Lucy, I've done it, OK, it's fine. Delivery's coming tomorrow.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56That's the order number. Everything's fine.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58You did it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Yeah. Yeah, I got there in the end.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Oh.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Cool.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Thanks, Dad.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Not sharing?
0:26:12 > 0:26:17Thanks for the chips and everything but I'm going to go home.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Thought we were getting on.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22Yeah, well, I get on with anyone after that many vodkas. Night-night.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Come on, let's go somewhere.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Are you thick or something? I said I wasn't interested.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29I was just thirsty.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31That's not very nice, is it?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Oi! Oi!
0:26:39 > 0:26:40You all right?
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Come on, Shirl, let's get you home.
0:27:08 > 0:27:09No.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Look at you. You're a mess. You need looking after.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Oh, what? By you, you mean?- Yes. - You're no different from him.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16You're drunk.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Seriously, Phil, did you ever really love me?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23Or was it just control? Cos love is giving yourself over to someone.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Shirl, I've told you. You're it. You're everything.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28You liar.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34I said you're a liar. And you've made me a liar. And it stops now.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39I'm not keeping your dirty little secret no more.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Shirley.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Shirley!
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Yeah, it's me. I got your text. Are you there?
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Yeah. I need to nip home first. To the B&B.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00Yeah, 'course.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02I'll call you back, yeah?
0:28:12 > 0:28:15It's Phil Mitchell.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19I... I need you to do something for me.
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