0:00:29 > 0:00:31PHONE RINGS
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Hello? Yeah.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah, I'm still here. Why?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- We getting a coffee? - Er, not here - at the club.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Our coffee's rubbish.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08We're going to start opening daytimes for coffees and meetings,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09so it'll have to get better.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Good idea.- And I'm pitching
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- a few ideas for Phil too.- Right.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- Well, get on it, then. - THEY LAUGH
0:01:22 > 0:01:25What was so important that you couldn't call me over the phone?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26I got a job.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28- What do you mean, you got a job? - Cleaning job.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33It's a new client, so we got to go get all the kit and be there first thing Wednesday.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35I don't want to clean.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37- What else you going to do? - Come on, it'll be fun.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39How could it possibly be fun?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41All right, fine. Suit yourself. We'll go on our own.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44You are not going anywhere.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50- How did you even hear that? - Man, I hear everything.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Well, it ain't none of your business.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55With Billy away, I am your responsible adult,
0:01:55 > 0:01:56so it IS all my business.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Oh, and Trish's coming over, eh?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Well, if she can't get here on time, then I ain't waiting.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- Oh, I think you are, young lady. - She ain't even called.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07I don't care. You just don't let Social come to an empty house.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10So, what we're going to do, we're going to sit down right here,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13listen to some calypso music and play dominoes.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15No, no, no, no, no, I can't listen to this music any more,
0:02:15 > 0:02:17and I ain't playing them dominoes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20That's the most boring game in the world.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Let's get started, shall we?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28- Told!- Shut up.- Told!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35No, there's plenty here, Tam.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36I'll see you in a bit.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43I've only made a couple of appointments at the posh ones.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46We are on a budget, you know. Sy, please, tell her.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Will you figure it out, please? - You've got no interest in the food at our wedding?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I've got a full restaurant and no toilet paper.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54So, I'm going to focus on that.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55You OK?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Yeah, great. Place is busier, so...
0:02:59 > 0:03:01We're just looking.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- Morning.- Hey, AJ.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06If they're too expensive, we're just going onto the next one.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- We're not even tasting it. - Good morning, Zainab.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10It's nearly three!
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Is it?! Must've slept straight through. Any tea?
0:03:14 > 0:03:18Listen, you. We're going out for a couple of hours, all right?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I would appreciate it if you do not disrespect my home
0:03:20 > 0:03:21any further in the meantime.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's a sleep-in!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's not like I'm sneaking girls upstairs and pumping Bobby Womack to drown out the sexy noises.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Don't mock me. You're a guest in this house.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31- Sexy noises...- AJ!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- We are not having cheap food. - You're not paying the bill.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Christian, I am not having cheap food.- Oh, Mum!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sexy noises!
0:03:41 > 0:03:44How many barrels of lager we got in the barrel store?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Erm, I don't know. Six or seven?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Or 12 or 14?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, maybe. What does it look like?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52A tip. FATS LAUGHS
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Yeah, not great down there, man.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56So we could be running out of lager and not even know it.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- You don't think that's a problem for a pub?- Well, I guess it is.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02That's your job for the day.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Excusez-moi?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I want it immaculate.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Count the bottles, stack the barrels and get the empties ready to go.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Stack the...? Do you know how heavy them things are?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Going to have to work hard, then! - Alfie normally does that by himself.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Health and safety and all that.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Alfie has done a runner, so you're stuck with moi.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20PHIL CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right, so, I've given the machine a good clean
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- and got a few coffee suppliers coming round with samples a bit later on.- Right.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39And I got a shift at a cafe on Broadway Market Tuesday morning.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41- Really?- Yeah. Well, one of my mates works there,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44and according to him, he makes the best coffee in London.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46So he said he'd give me a few tips.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- You have been busy. - No point mucking around, is there?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I was also thinking, right - hear me out here -
0:04:51 > 0:04:52a youth disco on in the day.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Be the same as the evening, obviously,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56except we don't need a liquor licence.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- You all right?- Hey.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- Joey.- All right, mate.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- You got a minute?- Yeah, yeah, sure.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Go on.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Keep thinking.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Pop-up cinema, all right? Think about it.
0:05:09 > 0:05:10Good idea.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12SHARON LAUGHS
0:05:12 > 0:05:15So, what can I do for you?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I'm going to take you out tonight.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Are you now? - Nice dinner, bottle of wine.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20And then?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23And then...we're going to read Amy a bedtime story
0:05:23 > 0:05:25and we're clean her dinner off the walls.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Sexy, huh?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Yeah, it's a two-for-one offer at the minute, unfortunately.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Bring Dennis, if you like - we'll talk dowry.- Family time, huh?
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Yeah, if you like.- I'm not sure we're quite there yet, Jack.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40- Thought you were the one who said don't go too slowly.- Yeah, I was.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- All right, but a little family thing too much, is it?- Maybe.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48- Thought you said you wanted too much. - I will do, in time.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51All right, offer's always there.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh, I know it is.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- I bet you do.- Hmm.
0:05:54 > 0:05:55- See ya.- See ya!
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Right, so I reckon we want to show a proper cult film, yeah? Right?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Few beanbags, and bits and bobs around the place.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07- Charge about 20 quid a head. - It's genius, Joey.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- So what if she doesn't show up at all?- This one?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh, too fruity!
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Are we just supposed to sit here all day?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Well, according to my babysitter, we are, yeah.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Patrick?- Hmm?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I need to get some cleaning gear for my new job.- No problem.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, we can just borrow some of my mum's.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Or...we could get some ourself.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Set this little operation up properly.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32You know what I'm saying?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36No. I do not want to get involved in that.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Come on, Scabs. Don't be such a nerd.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Well, I'm happy to help with the actual cleaning,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42but I'd just rather not break the law.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Yeah, but it's all right to take it... I asked Michael.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Really?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Mmm, this one?- Ugh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- What's wrong with that? - Smells like a bloke.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54DOORBELL RINGS
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, finally!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Best behaviour.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06A fiver says she don't say sorry for being late.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- Trish!- Hi, Patrick, is Lola in?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11She is, come right through.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Hi, Lola.- All right?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Have a seat.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19How are you?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Good.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Can I get you a cup of tea?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm fine, thanks.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26So, you coping OK?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Yep.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- Bills paid?- I'm nicking electric from upstairs!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yes, the bills are paid.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Where's Lexi?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36She's right through here.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- How is she?- She cries a lot.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48She cries when she's hungry. That's it, she cries then,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51but most of the time, she's as good as gold.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Her foot seems OK.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56I suppose we're lucky she's not allergic to paint.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Plenty of cuddles?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01She's my daughter - if I had it my way, I wouldn't stop cuddling her.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- She might need changing. - No, I've checked.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Perhaps not closely enough.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I'll just have a look around while you take care of that.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Make sure things are clean. Nappy, Lola - not a tea towel.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Tea towel!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Come on.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19You owe me a fiver.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21See you, gents. Cheers, Tony.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'll give you a bell about those tiffin boxes, yeah?
0:08:27 > 0:08:31- We haven't been this full in a while.- Advertising's working.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32- We're advertising?- Yeah.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Quarter pages in the Gazette, the Advertiser...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37How did we go?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39You were here, we were pretty busy.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- I mean the figures. How did we do? - I haven't done the takings yet, but we're on track.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Apparently, we're registered for weddings. Came this morning.
0:08:46 > 0:08:47- Weddings?- Yeah.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Afia must have done it. I don't have a clue.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51You'd think I didn't work here.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Why on earth would we want to host weddings?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It's a great way to show off the food.
0:08:57 > 0:08:58I might have a word with Christian about this.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- I saw the tiffin boxes. - What tiffin boxes?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03We're going to make deliveries to offices.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Prepare the food here, then take it warm to people's desks.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07In tiffin boxes?!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- Yeah.- Like in India?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- Mumbai, yeah. - We're a Pakistani restaurant.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18- Like they care. The tiffin boxes are distinctive, authentic.- To India!
0:09:18 > 0:09:19That's just a detail, Dad.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You're going to give up thousands of pounds of business over a detail?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- It's a very important one!- That's why Tam's running the business.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Cos he's got an eye to the future.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Right. Well, OK.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I'm very proud of you for working together.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- So if you won't be needing me, I'll...- Yeah, well, cheers, Dad.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Bye.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Can we go over the till first? Lock down the numbers?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Christian Clarke, this is your best friend, Roxanne Mitchell.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49It is...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52It is quarter to and you're not here. Where are you?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Can you call me, please? Thank you.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57He's stood you up. He's looking at caterers with Zainab.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59They've got appointments the whole afternoon.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01No, we're supposed to be talking stags. Amy's with her dad.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I've been trying to get 20 minutes with Syed the whole weekend.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Unbelievable.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08It's like they don't want to be taken out and embarrassed!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It is like that, isn't it?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Gays these days.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12They're not as gay
0:10:12 > 0:10:13- as they used to be! - THEY LAUGH
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Shame to waste a babysitter. You fancy a...?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Yes, I do.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21- Do ya?- Mmm.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- Really?- Yeah.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25- OK! - THEY LAUGH
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- What, anything?- Yes, Abi!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59How is it her business how clean your bathroom is?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01They don't even trust you to feed her.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Abi, will you just give it a rest?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's just unfair. I mean, she's late, doesn't apologise,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09then asks you all those horrible questions.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10It ain't right...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hello?
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Hide, hide!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- I thought Michael said this was OK.- I lied. Hide!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Hello?
0:11:19 > 0:11:20Lola?
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Oh, Patrick, shame on you for even thinking th...
0:11:31 > 0:11:33HE SNIFFS
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Well, you're here now, you might as well grab a couple of mops.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Syed, there's a stub missing.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59- What?- Look. There's 402 -
0:11:59 > 0:12:02that was 84 quid for a phone bill on the 20th, that was Thursday,
0:12:02 > 0:12:06and then 404, which was 60 quid for a window repair on the 22nd.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07So where's 403?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Look, I'll sort it.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15It's a missing cheque. Signatures can be forged easily.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Someone could be clearing us out right now.- Tam...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- When Mum finds out, she's going to go mental.- She's not going to!
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I'll ring the bank.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Just let me finish this and I'll call 'em, OK?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28- OK?- OK.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29OK.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Oi! Bin it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Everything all right, Cora?
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Of course.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Good.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- You done?- Are you joking? I've only moved, like, three barrels.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08- What are you doing with this lot? - Putting it in the hallway for ten minutes
0:13:08 > 0:13:12- while I shuffle round the rest of that stuff.- How we off for lager? - Erm, two, I think.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- What?- Two, that's all I could find. I thought there was going to be more.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Well, when you've done that, get onto the brewery.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- What, like next month? There's a lot to do in there.- You'll manage.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Alfie never used to abuse us like this.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Well, Alfie couldn't run a business to save his life.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Now, come on, off you go, off you go. Chop, chop! Look lively.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Phil. Sorry, mate, a quick word?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Look, I don't know if you've heard,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39but I put in for some funding for a community-outreach scheme.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Yeah, I'm doing it through the gym.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44I want to give the kids around here more options.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Tell them to keep their noses clean, stay out of gangs, they'll be all right.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51OK, well, anyway...I've got a meeting next week, Monday,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53to discuss about funding...
0:13:53 > 0:13:57which means I won't be able to do the afternoon shift.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Sorry to drop it on you like that.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01- It's fine.- Yeah?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03- Yeah, yeah.- Nice one, Phil. Cheers.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Ray, by the way, I'm going to have to cut your wages by 20%,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- starting next pay packet. - Come on, man, you can't do that.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ain't got any choice, I ain't got any money.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Free to go if you want.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14I mean, there's plenty of people out there can do pie and chips.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Ain't rocket science, is it?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21It's just sitting there, not being used.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It ain't like they're going to miss it.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25That is not the point, young lady.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26You love a point, don't you?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29You're putting your future at risk, you know, and Lexi's.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30All right, just calm down.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34Listen to me, man. Small crimes like this leads to bigger things.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- It is a mop and bucket. - I saw it with my own son, Paul.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39This is how it starts, man.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Using things that were going to be chucked away, yeah?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Ain't that what you're supposed to do? Recycle?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46To look after the world and the environment
0:14:46 > 0:14:48for our children and little Lexi.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53All right, all right, all right.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57He's such an old woman.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59How much?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Thank you.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Have they got it?
0:15:06 > 0:15:09It's only a few quid. 43.50.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Who was it made out to?
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Cash.
0:15:13 > 0:15:14But what for?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Cos the window guy came on Saturday morning.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20So this must've been made out on Friday.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24Well, I definitely didn't write any cheques on Friday...
0:15:24 > 0:15:25So it was me?
0:15:27 > 0:15:30I had a zillion things going on around the place on Friday.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32So if I did make it out...
0:15:32 > 0:15:35But then why wouldn't I keep the stub?
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Probably a bill.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Meat, rice...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42I mean, I could have a ring round and figure out where it went?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I don't even remember. I just gave it away.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49It's fine, everyone makes mistakes. You've been working really hard.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Maybe you should take some time off.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54What?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56You know, get away from the stress of here.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Give yourself a chance to focus on the bigger picture,
0:15:59 > 0:16:02let me take care of the day-to-day stuff.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05- What, you'd do that for me? - Yeah, course I would.
0:16:07 > 0:16:08What about Mum?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12She doesn't need to know, does she? Look, Tam, it's your restaurant.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14You can run it how you like.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Show me again, show me again! Higher! Come on, man!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Wait a minute, let me try, let me try.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22No wait, no wait.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26- Give it more attitude, man. - How you get the click back? I can't get the click...
0:16:26 > 0:16:28You know what? I'll practise - by next week, I'll have it.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- I'll believe that when I see it! - THEY LAUGH
0:16:31 > 0:16:33So, can I get £12.60, please?
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Oh, sorry, I'm kind of short.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I'll fix you up tomorrow, all right?
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Oh, Patrick, man, we're not supposed to.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45It's just one round.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Yeah, I know, but these are Phil's rules, you know?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Look, I'm getting my pension tomorrow,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I'll come straight here and give it to you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Patrick, man, I'm sorry... - Look, look, son,
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I respect your decision, I do,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01but don't make a fool of me now, man.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I told the girls I'd buy them a drink.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05If I turn round now and say I can't pay for it,
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- they'll lose all respect for me. - That's fine, Patrick.- Really?!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10He's been coming in here for years,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I don't think he's about to go anywhere, do you?
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Thanks, Phil. Thanks.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Erm, I thought we didn't do tabs?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Well, we look after our regulars, don't we?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- Now, shouldn't you be in there? - Yeah, yeah, of course!
0:17:27 > 0:17:30You need to clean up your garage doors.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31You what?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Ain't you seen 'em?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Chubby boy!- Yep?
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Keep an eye on this place, will ya?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41Chubby b...?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Mmm! Mmm!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49AJ BURPS
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- Did you just burp?- Yep! - THEY LAUGH
0:17:53 > 0:17:55OK, listen. So we had one in Ibiza, right?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There was a group of lads from, er...Hull.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00- Oh!- I know.
0:18:00 > 0:18:05Anyway, they were like, 2am, they were on it, OK?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- And the stripper hasn't turned up. - Why not?
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Because it's Ibiza,
0:18:08 > 0:18:11and the stripper turns up, the stripper doesn't turn up,
0:18:11 > 0:18:12it's all the same to her. Whatever.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15But these blokes, right, are getting lai-ry...
0:18:17 > 0:18:21..and they've dropped, like, 500 quid each on a weekend to Ibiza
0:18:21 > 0:18:24and they want their traditional stag-night entertainment.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26God, so what did you do?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- I gave it to 'em! - SHE LAUGHS
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What? You?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35They were going to go into town. They were going to leave.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38No, no, it's a sound business decision.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- You know, if you've got it... - BOTH: Flaunt it!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42THEY LAUGH
0:18:44 > 0:18:49So, you give 'em any...specials?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Bit of this, bit of that. - Oh, yeah, any of the other?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Yes, for my big finish...!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00No, come on, shut up!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Cheers.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- No burping.- Mmm-mmm!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08SHE BURPS
0:19:08 > 0:19:10THEY LAUGH
0:19:26 > 0:19:28So, what do you reckon?
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Oh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:32SHE LAUGHS
0:19:33 > 0:19:35What?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- (It's a secret.)- Oh.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Closer!
0:19:43 > 0:19:48I have got a bottle of rum back at mine that you would not believe.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Interesting.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54It's from Guadeloupe.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Ooh, Guadeloupe!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58THEY LAUGH
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Well, let's go, then.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Say it again.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Guadeloupe!- It's fun to say, isn't it?
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- Guadeloupe!- Guadeloupe.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oi!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Phil, you got time for a chat?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Yeah, let's go upstairs.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Is there nowhere else?
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- We've seen this one a couple of times.- Yeah, I know...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- Hello.- Hello.- Hello.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Of course, you all know Roxy.
0:20:46 > 0:20:52Roxanne Mitchell, I present to you family Masood. May I?
0:20:53 > 0:20:58- Roxanne, please, make yourself at home.- Er, hello?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01So, how's everyone's day been?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04If you don't mind, we're trying to watch something here.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Of course, of course. Mustn't distract you...
0:21:08 > 0:21:11- Is that Antiques Roadshow?- Uh-huh.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12It's an institution.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17Oh, God bless Fiona Bruce and her sexy boots!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- OK, all right, Veeru, let's wrap it up.- Certainly.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Roxanne, let me see you out.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28CHRISTIAN MOUTHS
0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Night, Roxy.- Night.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Right, off we go.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36ROXY LAUGHS
0:21:36 > 0:21:37AJ!
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Sorry!
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Goodnight, Roxy.- Goodnight!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Not changed much, has it?
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Well?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Oh, right.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07We're going to open in the day as a cafe,
0:22:07 > 0:22:09and then we're looking at running a youth disco.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13Same as the club, but we don't need to extend the liquor licence.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Why don't you come back here?- What?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Come back here. Manage this place for me.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- Forget the R&R - live upstairs, whatever you like.- Phil!
0:22:22 > 0:22:25What's a club, eh? It's just a place for kids to have a skinful.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- This place, it's in your blood. - I'm not interested.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29- Yes, you are.- No, I'm not!
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Look, it's great you're back running things, but this is not for me, I...
0:22:35 > 0:22:36I can't be here.
0:22:36 > 0:22:41The only reason you're running the R&R - that's down to me, ain't it?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44- Yeah, and I'm grateful. - And this is how you show it, is it?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45You're no great shakes as a manager.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I can easily get someone else to run it, give you the boot.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Don't you threaten me!
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You don't want me working for you, fine.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- At least have the bottle to sack me. - You always were a snob, I forgot that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- I think I'd better go. - Sharon, wait...
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Get your hands off me!
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Don't you do that again, OK?
0:23:03 > 0:23:04Sharon.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07He could go down for murder.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Ben, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13but they're going for murder, and the trial date's been set.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15That's a good thing, though, isn't it?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I don't know what's going on, what he's doing.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21He could end up going down for longer. Much longer.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24And this place...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28..how'd you ever put it behind you, eh?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Who says I have?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36(Stay.)
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Sorry. You're on your own.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52You all right? Want a drink?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- Yeah, go on then.- Patrick, can you get Jay a drink, please?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Just the usual, mate, please.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- I thought you were going home? - Not till eight, got ages yet.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Did you get your cleaning stuff?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08- It's not funny.- Sorry, sorry. It is a little bit funny.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10What's up with you two?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12You don't want to know.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Is that another one on tick, is it?
0:24:15 > 0:24:16First thing tomorrow, I promise you.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Don't take the mick.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20- Of course not.- Oi!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Get it off.- What?
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Get it off!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- I don't know what you're talking about.- Get it off!
0:24:28 > 0:24:29All right!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Think you can treat this place like a dump? Show some respect!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35- All right, leave it out.- You what?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- She's done what you've asked. - Have a look.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- What, you part of this gang now, are you?- Just trying to have a drink.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43You dump one family and hook up with whichever one'll take you,
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- is that how it works?- Come on, Phil.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Yeah, well, get out.- What?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Out!- What for?
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Cos I said so, that's what for. You're barred, out!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57You've lost it, mate.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Anyone else got a problem with that?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Eh? Cos this is my pub, yeah?
0:25:03 > 0:25:04My pub.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24ROXY AND AJ LAUGH
0:25:31 > 0:25:34- OK, that is it!- No, no, no.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Just because we've given him his own room, Masood,
0:25:36 > 0:25:40- does not mean he can bring that depravity into this house. - They're just having fun.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Well, that's about to stop.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44I wouldn't go in there if I was you. Anything you see, you can't...
0:25:46 > 0:25:48..un-see. You know what I mean.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50He's right.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53We'll speak to him in the morning.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04TELEVISION VOLUME INCREASES
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Got a flat of my own now, seeing my kids regularly,
0:26:08 > 0:26:09so it's working out OK.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Haven't touched a thing in six months.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- That's it.- Thanks, mate.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Right, would anyone else like to come up?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Hi, everyone.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35My name's Sharon...
0:26:37 > 0:26:38..and I'm an addict.
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