0:00:33 > 0:00:38- Oh, very nice! - Yeah, it'll do, won't it?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Phil Mitchell Interiors.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Got a nice ring to it, innit?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Nah, it's all thanks to you.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45I think I'll stick to motors and pubs.
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Probably should.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48- So, what now?- What do you mean?
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Well, now you've got this place sorted.- Well, it's a fresh start tonight, ain't it?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'm back in business, I want everyone to know about it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You might need to give people a bit of time to get used to that, Phil.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00No, no! I've got a load of extra booze in, it goes tonight.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Just don't try and run before you can walk.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04- You'll be there, won't you? - Of course.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oh, go on.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14When was the last time we really enjoyed ourselves going out, eh? Just you and me?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Babe, it's just time, innit?
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Things are still a bit tricky over the car lot.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- So you keep telling me. - I'm working a lot of hours, ain't I?
0:01:22 > 0:01:24If it was important to you, you'd make time.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Babe, it is important.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27It's just words. It means nothing.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29I'll tell you what, leave it to me
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- and I'll sort something out for tonight.- Will you?- Yes. Promise.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Better get back. See you later.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Get a proper grips on it, Fats. - I'm trying, brother. Go on, man.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43That's all I need, a barman with a broken foot.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Sorry, Phil.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46What you got in there, Phil?
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- Come in later, you'll find out. - Can't tonight. I'm busy.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- Busy doing what?- Taking Tanya out.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Bring her in here. Got a big night on and a load of booze to shift.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57No offence, I think she's expecting somewhere a bit more, you know.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Well, I would've thought a man in your position
0:01:59 > 0:02:01would want to support his local boozer.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03If you know what I mean.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Whoa! What's happened? Has there been a tsunami?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's called "relaxed parenting."
0:02:22 > 0:02:25How are you? What can I do for you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:26I was just dropping Amy at nursery,
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- so I thought I'd come and see if you're OK.- I'm fine.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35You sure? Because last week you kind of freaked me out a bit.
0:02:35 > 0:02:40Yeah, yeah. Your concern's touching, Rox, but it's unnecessary.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43We're good now.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45On a nice routine.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47She's just a good girl, aren't you?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Good girl.- OK. - Running like clockwork.- Good.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54But since you're here, you couldn't look after her for a couple of hours?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56I need to dive out and meet that investor from last week.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58He's got some money for me.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, nice one! I thought you'd properly blown that.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- But no, sorry, I can't help you.- Why? - Cos I've got a shift at the Vic.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06Ah!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Why don't I come round later and help you tidy this lot up, yeah?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Nah, not necessary, all under control.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14But I do need to make alternative arrangements, so...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- OK. All right. - Thanks for coming by.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I couldn't exactly say no to Phil, could I?- Why not?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Well, I just couldn't. Anyway, it'll be all right.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Tanya's been on to me about doing something together.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27A night out, keep her sweet, won't it?
0:03:27 > 0:03:31- What, the Vic?- Uh-huh.- You certainly know how to treat a lady, don't you?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- Don't start.- He's been on a right mission about tonight.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- He was on to Sharon about it, and all.- You two going, and all, yeah?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Sounds like it.- Going where?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Oh, nowhere. - Didn't sound like nowhere to me.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Phil's got a big night at the Vic tonight.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- Lovely. What time? - It's more of a couples' thing, Del.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52- There's me thinking you'd want your big brother along. - Yeah, course, but you know.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53With me looking after your interests.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56- What you on about now?- You've not got a bird to bring, have you?
0:03:56 > 0:03:59I'll come on my own. Spend some time with the family.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You must know someone to go with him, do you?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03If I wanted to bring a bird, which I don't,
0:04:03 > 0:04:08- I'd find one myself. Judging by his latest squeeze, I'd be better off, and all.- Oi, shut your mouth, Derek.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Phil Mitchell's cast-offs! You should be ashamed of yourself.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- I won't say it again. - We'll say seven o'clock, shall we?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I look forward to it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19What's he on about?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Protecting your interests?
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Tanya, it's going to do her nut.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28I've got a load of booze out there and it's taking up space.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30We are going to have a load of people in here tonight.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- What?- Phil, it's lunchtime now and it's dead.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37What's going to be so different tonight?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40You know what? Maybe, all right, I could do some PR work.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43You know, like in Ibiza. Getting the crowds in, and that.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Don't worry. I'll take care of all that.- Sure?- Why wouldn't I be?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Listen, Phil. I might as well go home early.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- I've got to meet those funders in the gym this afternoon. - You stay here until I say otherwise.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Fair enough.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oi. If you want this thing to work tonight,
0:04:58 > 0:05:02you might want to try being a little bit nicer to people, yeah?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07All right? I need a favour.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Er, OK.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Whitney's away.- I know that.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18And I've got a really important meeting.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20No. No way. I can't.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Please? Only for a couple of hours.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23- No. I'm meant to be going out.- Where?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26No, I am not staying cooped up in here all day
0:05:26 > 0:05:28with somebody else's kid.
0:05:28 > 0:05:2940 sheets, Lauren.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Excellent. Keys. Take her out somewhere nice.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Get yourself something nice.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38And just bring her back to my place, yeah?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Thank you.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50He's got a flaming cheek, talking about Sharon like that.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Jack, can you just ignore him? You know what he's like.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Can you sort him out a date, or not?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Don't tell me you threw out your little black book.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Max, people use their phones for that nowadays.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Anyway, he doesn't want a date, does he?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Well, if he's coming tonight, he's going to need one.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Tell you, Tanya's going to be in a right hump
0:06:08 > 0:06:10if he's sat there playing gooseberry.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Actually, yeah. Come to think of it, I do know someone.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Yeah? She better be a sort. I don't need Derek sat there in a mood all night.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18She's a stunner, this one.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- She only started coughing yesterday. - Has she seen a doctor?- I called, but I couldn't get an appointment.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Did you tell them it was for Lexi?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35No. I just said, can I have an appointment and they said they were full.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Look, I know what she's like. It's just a little cough.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Didn't think it was a big deal.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50What's that smell? Is it bleach?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Bleach? Oh, that! Yeah.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58You can never keep the place too clean when you got a baby. That's what I always say.
0:06:58 > 0:07:03- Hello, girls.- Pops! You're back! - All right?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I just came to collect my things.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I guess you won't be needing me anymore.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Cheers, Patrick.- That's all right.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13So, everything all right?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15For now, anyway. I'm just leaving.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Sorry I missed you. But I'm back now.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18So if there's anything that you need to...
0:07:18 > 0:07:20I'm sure I'll see you soon enough.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21OK.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29- Bye.- Bye.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33All right?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Yeah. How were the kids?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Brilliant. Knackered me out, though.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Mind you, I don't look as tired as you do.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Oh, thanks. You know how to make a girl feel special, don't you?
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Actually, I've been grafting while you've been away. Lot of cleaning jobs.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Check me pocket. All that cash.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49In hand?
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- I was going to declare it, but I just ain't had time. - Got any work lined up today?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Nah. Abi and Jay are going to come round.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- Why don't you go out and meet them somewhere? I can have her.- Really?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, yeah. Give yourself a day off.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Go and have some fun with your mates. Come on.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08- Come here, darling, here we go. - Too right, I will. Walford won't know what's hit it, will they?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Thank you.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Hello, my darling.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17There you are. You got any party stuff over at the Minute Mart?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- Bunting and that sort of thing? - What's the occasion?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Got a big night on at the Vic. I want the place to look nice.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24You never struck me as the bunting type.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27First time for everything, ain't there? What about you?
0:08:27 > 0:08:28What about me?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Fancy a few drinks in the Vic tonight? First one on the house.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Afraid not. I've got a family to look after.- Fair enough.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37I'll be over in a bit for that bunting, yeah?
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Hopefully you can make it tonight, yeah?
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hm?
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Wow. Someone's had a personality transplant.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Ah, now that's what I'm taking about.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Suited and booted for a high-powered meeting like this. Yes.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I felt better in the jeans, though. You sure this is all right?
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Listen, this is more than all right.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07It is off the hook, off the scale, off the hanger.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Babe, we're talking about Sport England, all right?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12I need them to say yes.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Listen, they're going to say yes to anything you say,
0:09:14 > 0:09:15dressed in this suit.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Who's going to say no to the black James Bond?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- I'm not sure if this is me. - Nah, man, this is you.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Trust me.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24If this goes wrong, you know...
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Oh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34- Yeah, and...?- Are you sure you're going to be all right?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37I said so, didn't I? Go on, then.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- What you waiting for?- Will you call me if her cough gets worse? - Of course I will.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42- Promise?- I promise.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47- Well, go on, then. What you waiting for?- All right. Love you. See you.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Love you. Ta-da.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- Babe, you got a minute?- Yeah. - It's just about tonight.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Don't tell me. Something's come up.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- No, no, we're all set.- Are we?
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Where we going? - Well, I thought we'd stay local - couple of drinks in the Vic.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08The... Seriously? Oh, great(!)
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Well, bit of luck, it'll be even better than the last time we were in there.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, Phil's got some big night on.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Why not go the whole hog, eh?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We'll have a candlelit dinner in McKlunky's.
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Babe, don't be like that.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23I think Jack and Sharon are going to be over there, as well.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- It gets better.- Babe, it'll be a laugh. Family night out.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30All right. I suppose so.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33- There's one last thing.- Mm?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- We were talking, and Derek came in, he overheard us...- No! No way.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Jack and Sharon, fair enough. But I'm not having a night out with Derek.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44Just relax, will you? It'll be fine. Jack's lining up a bird for him. He'll be distracted. It'll be fine.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57I've got a job for you.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58What's that?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Stick these up all over the Square.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Not entirely sure that's in my job description, mate.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Just do it. And you can have the night off, and all.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I don't think my bank balance likes the sound of that.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11You'll get paid.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14As long as you spread the word and make sure you're in the Vic tonight. Yeah?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Don't you think you should be asking me that first?
0:11:16 > 0:11:20- I want to make sure it's busy in the Vic tonight.- Phil. - Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Talk about desperate, eh?
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Beg your pardon?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Him and his poxy night at the Vic tonight.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32He owns this place and you work here.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You'd do well to remember that, Joey.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Shouldn't you be out there putting them up?
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Thank you.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- Kettle's boiled.- Cheers.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Del, about earlier...
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Yeah. Your lack of loyalty did surprise me somewhat.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Well, you're coming now, aren't you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56And Jack's going to line up a bird for you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57What?
0:11:57 > 0:12:01It's a couples' thing, Del. I told you, didn't I?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Didn't think our family did couples' nights.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Well, we are tonight.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Just, Tanya... I just want to keep her happy.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10To be honest, I just wish it was over and done with.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well, if I wanted to take a bird, I'd have found one myself.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Fair enough.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Apparently, Jack's lined up a right stunner for you.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Yeah?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25She does the cutest little thing with her mouth when she's sleeping.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Like this, like...
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Aw, that's so gorgeous. - And when she first wakes up,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32it's like she don't quite know where she is.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33I get that sometimes.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37And then she sees me, and it's like, her eyes just light up.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41And she don't look at anyone else like that. Just me. Not even Pops.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42What?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Change the record, will you?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46You've wanted a day off for weeks.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Why don't you just enjoy your freedom?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50As much as you can.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52This bad boy comes off Friday.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55So, what do you want to talk about, then?
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Something less boring, like cars? Or maybe some boxing?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Talking about babies is fine, for the first few hours.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Oi.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05My mum reckons men aren't like women.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I always said that woman was a genius.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09When it comes to babies, I mean.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Jay loves Lexi really, don't you? - Yeah, course I do.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Yeah, she reckons men only really get close to kids
0:13:15 > 0:13:17when they're older.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Like when they can talk and that. - Yeah. Some don't even do that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Can I help you?- All right? I'm Chantelle. Is he with you?
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Well, it looks like it, yeah.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33You know what I mean.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- What's it got to do with you? - My mate reckons you're fit.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Well, I reckon you should tell your mate he's got higher standards.
0:13:48 > 0:13:49Who could blame her?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Have you sorted it out yet?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Yeah, I said I would, didn't I? - Are you sure she's all right?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Yes, she'll be fine. Trust me.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04What you doing here?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06What you talking about? It's my office, as well.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Lauren said you had a meeting up town.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- Oh, I'm just getting some paperwork. - Why didn't you mention it?
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It's that geezer from last week. Thought it'd be a nice surprise.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Hm.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19What's all that lot about out there?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Oh, they're funders for the thing Ray's setting up.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Yeah, people can't stop throwing money at us these days. - Cheers.- Nice one, mate.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30- I'm going to go. - Yeah, well, good luck.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Cheers. See you later.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33See you later.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I never understood how you ended up in business with him.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42He's all right.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44He just needs a bit of help at the moment.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46He does. He needs help, all right.
0:14:46 > 0:14:50OK, so the plan is to get the kids in here,
0:14:50 > 0:14:55then we'll boost their fitness and their confidence, at the same time.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58And what made you want to set up a scheme like this?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01You see, I was a PT Instructor in the army.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05So, I know the value of discipline and hard work.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I want to pass that knowledge on.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11With all due respect, I'm sure there are a lot of ex soldiers out there
0:15:11 > 0:15:14who know all about discipline and hard work.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16What makes you so different?
0:15:21 > 0:15:26Ah... Mr... Do you mind if I call you Keith?
0:15:27 > 0:15:33OK. You know what, a few weeks ago,
0:15:33 > 0:15:38I was reminded of what it feels like to be judged.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42You know, to feel completely powerless.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44The kids that I want to bring in here,
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I mean, these kids go through this every single day of their lives.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52I just want to help them get some self respect.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Shut up!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06You know what? I'm going to go find out what's so funny.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Just leave it, they're not worth the ag.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Maybe we should just go.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- Yeah, you're right. Cos Jay looks a little bit scared.- I don't.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19We won't let 'em hurt him. Will we?
0:16:24 > 0:16:26No. You're right.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Maybe we should go. Today's about fun. And this ain't it, is it? Yeah?
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Do you know what I reckon?
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I reckon Jay should buy us a drink for saving him from them big nasty girls.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I'd love to, ladies, but I'm skint, I'm afraid.
0:16:41 > 0:16:46I'm sure I can stretch to a couple of teas, now I'm a successful businesswoman, an' all that.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Oi-oi, fitty.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I can ask my dad to give you a job.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I'm sure he'll be able to find you some work.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Yeah, good luck with that.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56You all right?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Yeah, I'm fine, let's just go.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04How many people you reckon will come?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06That's the problem with parties, you know -
0:17:06 > 0:17:07knowing who's going to turn up.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Hey, maybe I can get the decs in.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Play some big tunes, get this place bubbling, you know.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13And you know what would be a good idea?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15If we done a little VIP area over here.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You know, just for friends and family.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Can you button it for two minutes?
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Hey?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Sorry.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28Is Derek really that bad?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah. Just be careful with him. Yeah, he's a nasty piece of work.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I've handled worse before.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35He gives me the creeps, you know?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37No chance of completing the Branning set?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Oh, God, no!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Suppose you can't choose your families, eh?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43You can choose your in-laws, though. But I didn't give it enough thought.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45And if you had?
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I probably would've done the same. Might have thought about emigrating to Australia.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51You trying to warn me off the Branning clan or something?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53No, of course not. Jack's a lovely bloke.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57- Your loyalty's touching, Tanya. - Anyway, Jack's lined up a date for Derek,
0:17:57 > 0:18:00so, a bit of luck, he'll be too busy to bother with us, won't he?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Better hope she's got her wine goggles on.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Jack's bringing a girl, is he?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06For Derek, obviously.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Yeah.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12MUSIC: You Lucky People You by Frank Sinatra
0:18:12 > 0:18:17# Then here's the green velvet landscape and to prove I'm no rogue
0:18:18 > 0:18:24# I'll add a smart looking rainbow like you see pictured in Vogue
0:18:24 > 0:18:29# I've a wonderful buy in a wrap-around sky of moonlight blue
0:18:29 > 0:18:36# And it's yours for a love song You lucky people you. #
0:18:38 > 0:18:40MUSIC: Everybody Changes by Keane
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- Are you waiting for somebody?- No.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Can I get you anything else?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50No, I'm fine. Thanks.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# ..And remember my name
0:18:52 > 0:18:59# But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same. #
0:19:02 > 0:19:04People are out for a good time tonight.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- I want smiles and fun. - Phil, it's not Club 18-30.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I never said it was! People still want to have a good time, don't they?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17- You all right, mate? - All right, bruv?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Where's Derek?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21I don't know. He said he'd be here, didn't he?
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Max, this is Lisa. Lisa, this is Max.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Lovely to meet you.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- My other brother. - Yeah, likewise.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, that's my wife, Tanya. Tanya, Lisa.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Hi.
0:19:35 > 0:19:36And that's Sharon.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Nice to meet you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Right. Anyone for a drink?
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Hm.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Hey. How did it go?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- You know what, I shouldn't have listened to you. It was a disaster. - Really?
0:20:01 > 0:20:02I couldn't relax in that suit.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I've just blown the whole thing, man.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08- Funny, that!- Funny how?- You know you left your phone at my place?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Yeah?- Well, the guy just called. - What, you answered my phone?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Relax, will you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:16He said you should call him tomorrow.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Sounds quite promising.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22He seems to think that the hoodies would relate to you, or something.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Wow!
0:20:23 > 0:20:27You do realise that I need someone to relate to?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Yeah?
0:20:29 > 0:20:33Preferably somebody in a nice suit on the other side
0:20:33 > 0:20:34of a nice posh dinner table.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- I'm sure I can help you with that.- Oh, really?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37CRASHING
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Sorry about that, but some of us have got work to do.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Here he is.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02How do you do?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04My name is Derek Branning.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Very pleased to meet you.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Hi.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27You said a couple of hours.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I know, I know, I know, it just went on and on.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32But it went like a dream. It was beautiful, start to finish.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35This guy's a serious operator. Think I clinched it.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Well, you can give me an extra 20 quid, then, can't you?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46OK, OK, fair enough.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Thank you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51This one's delighted to see her daddy back.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- I bet she is.- See you later. - See you.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- There you go.- Cheers.- Ta.
0:22:06 > 0:22:11I'm glad we came, now. The entertainment's been first class so far.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ray, mate.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15What's going on? We ordered food ages ago.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Come on, you can see how busy it is. - You tell my stomach that, will you?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Just take it easy. I promise I'll be with you soon as I can.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22How long's that going to be?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Sorry about the delay. The food'll be right with you, won't it?- Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Just something we need to do. And he'll have you sorted.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33So, you've known Jack for a while, then?
0:22:33 > 0:22:34A little while, yeah.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37You haven't known him as long as I have.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I could tell you a story or two.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43You can spill the beans when I get back from the little girls' room.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I certainly will.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- The little girls' room? - That's what I thought!
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Oi. You think that's funny, do you?
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- Don't have a go at me, mate. He's the one that brought her. - You're laughing at her!
0:22:55 > 0:22:58- It was an accident.- Don't you think I don't know what's going on either.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01She's gorgeous, all right? Lighten up, will you?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- I think you make a lovely couple. - When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06If I've got an opinion, I'll give you it, all right?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Derek, Derek, calm down, mate. - And you keep your advice to yourself, an' all.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- It's hardly Sharon's fault, is it? - Just leave it. It's fine.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17INCOMPREHENSIBLE BANTER
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Can I have a bit of hush, please?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Can I have a bit of hush, please, everyone? Thanks.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31The reason I've called you all here together tonight
0:23:31 > 0:23:34was to put something back in its proper place.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35So, here goes...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Hey!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39LIGHT APPLAUSE
0:23:40 > 0:23:45There's a free drink behind the bar for everyone.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48LOUD APPLAUSE
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Someone's pushing the boat out, ain't they?
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- It's a tiny little boat, innit?- Hm.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Like a canoe or something.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00See you, I reckon you're getting too big for your boots, you.
0:24:00 > 0:24:05- Oh, yeah? I reckon you're taking yourself a little bit too seriously. - Oh, is that what you reckon, is it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:06It's all right.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- I think it's about time someone taught you a lesson.- Oh, yeah?- Yeah.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- You reckon you're capable? - You know I'm capable.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Pack it in. Both of you.
0:24:13 > 0:24:14APPLAUSE
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- You OK?- Yeah, why?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Just you're a whole 41 minutes early for your curfew.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Ha-ha-ha! You're so funny. How's she been?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15She's been an absolute angel. Ain't you, eh?
0:25:15 > 0:25:19Yes. How was your day?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Do you know what? I think freedom's a bit over-rated.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Isn't it?
0:25:24 > 0:25:27Yes. It's your mum back!
0:25:27 > 0:25:32Has your mum come to see you? Has your mum come to see you?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Listen, I'm going to call her a cab, yeah?- OK.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39You all right?
0:25:39 > 0:25:44- Yeah, yeah. Fine.- You done well, getting it so busy tonight. Peggy would have been proud.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45That was good, you know.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48The way you had us thinking that the surprise was that old thing
0:25:48 > 0:25:51when you wanted everybody together to welcome back Kat and Alfie.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Phil, I like your style, brother.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Oh, man!
0:25:56 > 0:26:00Maybe a Branning triple date was a little bit ambitious.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah, maybe.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Funny, though, weren't it?
0:26:07 > 0:26:11Well, still got time for dinner in McKlunky's, if you fancy it!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It is so good to have you home, brother.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- It's great to be back, Fats. Thanks, mate.- Where's Jean?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Jean's at Wendy's. Don't worry about Jean. Tell me about fiesta time.
0:26:20 > 0:26:25We had a wonderful time. Just what the doctor ordered. But now it's time for action.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Good, time to get this party started. Let's do this.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Phil, I just wanted to say, well, me and Kat want to say,
0:26:30 > 0:26:33that we're genuinely sorry about leaving you in the lurch.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39Well, as I was about to say before all the interruptions...
0:26:39 > 0:26:41I'm back in charge of the Vic. For good.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46Kat and Alfie - they don't work here any more.
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