0:00:45 > 0:00:46SHE SIGHS
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Lola, darling, I've made you a fresh cup of tea.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:01:00 > 0:01:01Lo?
0:01:03 > 0:01:07It's so easy to make a mistake. Forget things.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Just going to have to try and stay on top of everything.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13I know.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20Which is why I am now at your disposal until the wedding.
0:01:20 > 0:01:21You mean it?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Thanks.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28And I've booked us a honeymoon.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29You what?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Just a weekend in Paris.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37You, me, moonlight over the Seine, a whiff of Gauloises in the air.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41A whiff of Gauloises in the air?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Yeah.
0:01:43 > 0:01:44I thought you wanted to keep it small.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Doesn't mean it can't be classy.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49And the first thing I'm going to do to help is remind
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Jean about the flowers.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Run that one by me again.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03We're leaving.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04What, just like that?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Just like that.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What did you do wrong?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Nothing.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10- You really must've done something. - No.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Usually it's the fingers in the till,
0:02:12 > 0:02:14or getting caught in the wrong bed.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15How is this any of your business?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Well, if it's the bed, I want to know details.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20What about I've just had enough of living in this dump?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21How rude.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You'll get over it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:28Well, how about this dump's had enough of you living in it?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30DOOR SLAMS
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Come on, Tam, man. You've done it before.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Yeah, a long time ago. What if no-one laughs?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Look, I'll be there, bruv. You are going to smash it.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Syed said write about the family.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Mmm-hmm. So?
0:02:43 > 0:02:44So what if that's not enough?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47What if I get up there, I do all this stuff...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I just want to be good at... something.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51And you will be. I mean...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53As long as you stop with this origami.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's making you look a little bit OCD, brother.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Just doing to the napkin what I'll be doing to my dignity later on.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01This is what I'm talking about, man. You see?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Maybe I'll just get up there and just tell some jokes.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06No, don't tell jokes. Anyone can tell jokes.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Have you heard my mum?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09All right, almost anyone can tell jokes.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You know what separates the men from the boys?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13The law?
0:03:13 > 0:03:16You are on fire. No, not the law, man...the truth.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17The truth.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yes, man, the truth. Keep it real, brother.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22And if it ain't real the audience will smell it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25They're going to smell something, all right.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27You see, this is what I'm talking about.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28You can't help yourself, man.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You're leaving today?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32When Denny gets back from school.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hang on, I don't get it. What about last night?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I can't stay, Jack. Not after what Derek said...
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I mean, I can tell Denny that Derek's a bad man,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44that he's a liar but...if we stay, he's just going to find out.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Right, so you're just going to run away again.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Cos you can dress it up all you like, that's what it is.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I'm just looking after my son, that's all.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Yeah, and who's looking after you, eh?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Maybe you think you don't need it?
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Don't do this, Jack.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59You don't know me well enough to judge me.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Oh, I do.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06You need somewhere to be home. So does Dennis.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08And it's there for you, if you want it.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09You've just got to stop the lies.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Expert, are you?
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Look, I know you think you're protecting Dennis but you're not.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You've got to tell him the truth.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18What if he can't take it, Jack?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, well, at least he'll know, all right.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24You can't protect someone with a lie. Cos they're going to find out.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28And when they do, you know what, he ain't going to blame you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32He's going to blame himself for trusting you.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33You always get found out.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Not always.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40So you going to take that chance?
0:04:50 > 0:04:52PHONE RINGS
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Hey, hey. I hope you're ready.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58- Sorry?- Your stag night. I've got something very special planned.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Look, Uncle AJ, you really shouldn't.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Trust me, you are going to love it.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Hey, be prepared to be disappointed.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Yeah? I'm used to it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Because I am giving Syed a night to remember.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09That'll be a first, won't it?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- Small, remember? - What's he planning?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I keep trying to tell him that I don't...
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Something special.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- How special? - Very.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18OK, you're all talk. He's all talk.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20A night to remember.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21OK, I've got plenty lined up for Christian.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23So don't you worry about me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- La la la la la la la... - Idiot!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Look, this is getting out of hand.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28It's a stag night.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Yeah, well, I gotta go.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- I got loads to do, so... - Oi, oi, oi. I'm impressed.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35With what?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, I had you pegged as like a runaway bride.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41But actually you're really getting into it. Who knew?
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name's Tamwar...
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Hi. How you doing?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56How you doing?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Some people might know... No.
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Hi, my name's Tamwar. My friends call me...very rarely.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Hi, the name's Tam. The name's Tam?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Tamwar? What're you doing?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Dying quietly.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Nonsense. - You'll see tonight.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I won't. I'm not coming.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Neither is your father.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22What? Mum, it's one night.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25In case you have noticed we have a wedding to prepare for, all right?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Can't have anything ruining Syed's wedding, can we?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Again.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Lola, if you want to hide away, I can understand that.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39But this ain't going to solve nothing.
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Jay...?
0:06:59 > 0:07:02While we're waiting for Kim, do you want a doughnut or an apple Danish?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Doughnut.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Good choice. This one's more Danish than apple.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You know I love you very much.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17And I know you like it here, but...it's time to move on.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Again?
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yes, baby.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Is it what that man said about Daddy?
0:07:24 > 0:07:26You know I'd do anything not to hurt you, don't you?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30It's just that sometimes...mummies...
0:07:30 > 0:07:34and daddies...they do things they probably shouldn't.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Like when you shout at me?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Yeah.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I wanted you to think that he was a hero.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46I only wanted what was best for you. It's just...
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Derek was right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Your daddy wasn't a helicopter pilot,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58and he didn't die rescuing anyone.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00He didn't die?
0:08:00 > 0:08:03No, he did. Some bad men hurt him.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Do you always lie to me?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06No, baby.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I don't want this.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Denny, what's important is that I loved your daddy so much,
0:08:15 > 0:08:17and he loved me.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19And we were very happy.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25But I think knowing that you were on the way made him happiest of all.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I don't believe you.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Denny...
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh, you come to collect your bags then?
0:08:32 > 0:08:33Uh, yeah...
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Yeah? - Yeah, about that...
0:08:35 > 0:08:38I don't know what Billy wants us to do.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Maybe Lola just needs someone to talk to.
0:08:41 > 0:08:42I'm not really good at talking.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Well, I think you're brilliant at it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50You think we should dial it down a bit?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52What, you and me, you mean?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Well, maybe not too full-on in front of Lola.
0:08:54 > 0:08:55Be a bit like rubbing her nose in it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58How caring are you?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Common sense, that's all.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02That's why you're doing the talking then.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04- No!- Yes!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10But I thought you said you couldn't wait to get out of here.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11What was the word you used?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Kim. - Ah, "dump". That was it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16You want an apology?
0:09:16 > 0:09:18You could try and see where it gets you, yeah.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19I'm sorry.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21For calling my place a dump?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Yes.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24And for generally being a princess?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You're enjoying this, ain't you?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Starting to.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31I'm waiting.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Well, yeah. I'm sorry.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Good.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Now can we move back in?
0:09:38 > 0:09:41What? Oh, I've let your room to someone else.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42But you can get your bags.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Cos they're in the way, yeah.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48See you later.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54- So they've arrived, then. - Yeah, and they're a total mess.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56They sent the wrong suits.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58We're going to look like a couple of lounge singers.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Well, there's nothing you can do about it now.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02I'll see you at the house later for a fitting.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I really don't see the point.
0:10:06 > 0:10:07Hey.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12It would have to be the suits, wouldn't it?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I mean, the ones I chose, they were so...
0:10:15 > 0:10:16we were going to look the business.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- I don't mind. - Yeah, well, I do.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22It's a wedding, not a two-week stint down the Copacabana.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I don't mind, because it doesn't matter.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29It's not about the suits, or the flower arrangements...
0:10:33 > 0:10:37It's about you and me... together.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42For ever.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45First day of the rest of our lives.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50KNOCK ON DOOR
0:10:52 > 0:10:54DOOR OPENS
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Hey.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Billy called us. He was worried about you.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Look, I know things are bad but...it'll be all right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14I mean, it's not like you can't see her, it's just that they...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17And, anyway, once they see how much you love her then...
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Look, the thing is, we're here, Jay, me, Billy.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23All of us on your side... all rooting for you...
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Aren't we?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, yeah. All rooting away.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So you see, we're all...
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Anyway.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Why don't we get some fish and chips in, yeah?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38You don't have to see anyone else, talk to anyone else,
0:11:38 > 0:11:40not if you don't want to...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44It's just us. We're here.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, well, your mum can tell Barry Manilow
0:12:00 > 0:12:02he can have his costume back.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Oh, see? They look great.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06If you're a member of The Four Tops, yeah.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Well, I think you'll look splendid up there.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You're hardly going to miss us in this.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12At least you can cycle home safely afterwards.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- We're not going home. We're going to Paris.- Wow.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Paris?- Yeah. Syed surprised me with it this morning.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19- Syed? - Yeah.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Out of the blue. Just like that.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21How exciting.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Syed, you keep coming up with the goods.- Well, you know, Roxy...
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- Yeah. - I thought you were keeping it small.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28So did I, but obviously boy wonder's got other ideas.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yeah, of course he has. He has a proper sense of occasion.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32D'you know, I can't get this...
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Honeymoons, lists. You've got him well trained.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37My work here is done. Look at the state...
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Syed. Here...let me...
0:12:39 > 0:12:40- No, I'm fine.- I've got it.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- Syed, let me try. - You don't have to...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- Don't be silly...- I've got it... - Just leave me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Syed!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51BACKGROUND CHATTER
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Syed? You all right?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Fine, Dad.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01You didn't look fine.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04If something's the matter, now is probably a good time...
0:13:04 > 0:13:06It's just a tie.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13You coming?
0:13:21 > 0:13:23She let the room?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Yep, in about ten seconds.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Any chance she'll change her mind?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I think I burned my bridges there.
0:13:28 > 0:13:29So, what now?
0:13:29 > 0:13:34Find somewhere else. Plenty of B&Bs, ain't there?
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Yeah.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38I will find somewhere, won't I, Jack?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Yeah, you're bound to. Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44I told him.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Denny?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47And?
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Yeah, we'll be fine. In time.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53You did the right thing.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Well, I hope so.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58You know, for a moment,
0:13:58 > 0:14:03I thought you two were going to be moving in with me.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Really? - Yeah, just for a moment I did, yeah.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07What, the three of us, living at your place?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I know.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Well, I can't see it. Can you?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Well, like I said. It was just for a moment.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Yeah.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Right. Well, better make a start.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Denny. Come on, babe, let's go.
0:14:26 > 0:14:27You OK?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Yeah. Yeah, we'll manage.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35Oh, and Jack, thanks for looking after the bags, yeah.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Yeah, you owe me a quid.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Cheers.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53She's got to come out sooner or later.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54She just needs time.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56She needs Lexi here with us.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Which you're going to make happen.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Am I?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01You know, until yesterday,
0:15:01 > 0:15:04I don't think we realised just what this was going to be like.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12I told Lola that the only chance we stood was
0:15:12 > 0:15:14if we did what we was told.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Model citizens. So that's what we did.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21I told her that we had to trust the system.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23And look where that's got us.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28I don't think she's ever going to forgive me for that.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30LOUD CRASH
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Lola! Lola, you can't do that.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Don't tell me what to do!
0:15:46 > 0:15:47PHONE VIBRATES
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Come on, it's about time you got changed.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Listen. I'm... I'm not coming.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59It's Tam's big night.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Yeah, I know, but... I've got to get on top of all of this.
0:16:03 > 0:16:04- Come on. Leave it. - No, I can't.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06It's just one night.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09I can't. There'll be no time next week, will there?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I suppose not, no.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Tell Tam I'm sorry. He'll understand.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15Whatever.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Laugh ridiculously loud for the both of us, yeah?
0:16:34 > 0:16:38It's gone already? Yeah, I know it's late.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44First thing, OK. Doesn't help me tonight though, does it?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45All right. Thank you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49No worries. Plenty more.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Plenty more what?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Places to stay that aren't already booked up.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56We're not at the B&B. It's a long story.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00But we'll be all right, won't we, darling?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Did you know my dad?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Yeah. Yeah, I did.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07What was he like?
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Phil doesn't want to be bothered by questions like that, darling.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Only Mum just lies to me.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Denny.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Denny, you have to see - I just didn't want you to hurt like I hurt.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Why don't you come to mine?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23No, it's OK.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- I've got room, ain't I? - Well, I know you have, but...
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Toys and everything. - Phil.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Be a laugh. Just the three of us, won't it?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31And I can tell you all about your dad.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Cos me and your mum, we go back a long way,
0:17:33 > 0:17:35so if there's anything you need to know...
0:17:35 > 0:17:36Focus on your family. We're fine.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Honest.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Well, if you need me, you know where I am, yeah?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Yeah.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Someone's been avoiding me.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I text, I call...
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It was a busy day, that's all.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I didn't think it was such a good idea.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09But then you changed your mind.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Yeah. - Any particular reason?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Does it matter?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Not any more. Whisky and coke, please.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:54 > 0:19:00OK. Whatever it takes. Just help us.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Sorry, what d'you mean, he's not coming?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- He's working, Tam. - I don't believe it.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07He needs to get the books sorted for next week, that's all.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09And that's more important than anything I'm doing.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13He told me to tell you he's sorry. Now, good luck.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19OK, brother, you ready to kill it?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21You have no idea.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22Good times.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23So I'm going to get up there, introduce you,
0:19:23 > 0:19:26big you up a bit, you know what I mean and then you come on...
0:19:26 > 0:19:27I tell them about my dad.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29How he knows exactly how to handle my mum.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33He cunningly tricks her into thinking she's got her own way,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35when she actually has just got her own way.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38And then there's my mum, who has the ability to see straight through me.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40But I don't mean she can tell when I'm up to something,
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I mean she literally can't see me.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Unless obviously she needs my help, putting out the dustbins or
0:19:46 > 0:19:49picking up groceries, or saving someone from a burning building...
0:19:49 > 0:19:53Oh, actually, no, I think she's blinded by the light shining
0:19:53 > 0:19:54out the back of my brother's trousers.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Hey, brother, I mean, it's a bit heavy, innit?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's the truth, isn't it? That's all that matters.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I can't do this on my own.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Does Lola know you're here?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10No.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Whatever it takes?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18I'll phone my brief, Jimmy.
0:20:18 > 0:20:19Brilliant.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24We can put in a residency application for her to live here.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Sorry. What?
0:20:29 > 0:20:30You heard.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32But hang on, if you have residency...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Then Lexi comes here and lives with me.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37What about Lola?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Do you want that kid back or not? Now they're my terms.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Take them or leave them.
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Why are you doing this?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49If you don't like it, you know where the door is.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51You want to slam it in my face again?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56- So we're not going to stay at Phil's?- No.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Even though he's got the room?
0:20:57 > 0:20:59No.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01But I thought you were friends.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Yeah, we are.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04You go back a long way, he said.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Thanks.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Mum?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Yeah. Yeah, way back. That's the problem.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Then what are we going to do?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Concentrate on looking forward.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23You're rubbish at that.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25One day I'll get it right, huh.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Come on, baby, let's go.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35How's our investment?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36It sends its best.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Danny...
0:21:39 > 0:21:40Fine, last time I looked.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44It's just...I could do with a bit of cash upfront.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Again? What happened to the last 500 quid?
0:21:48 > 0:21:53I had...expenses to take care of. Business trip.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55So, if there was any more...
0:21:55 > 0:21:58What am I, just a cashpoint to you?
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Don't be stupid.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01It'll pay out when it pays out.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04OK.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Look, we all need a little bit of rescuing, every now and again.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Not me.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18No? What, a chance to get away from it all?
0:22:18 > 0:22:24Be whoever you want? Remind yourself what it's like to want someone?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25And be wanted?
0:22:30 > 0:22:31I'll get another drink.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Dad...
0:22:42 > 0:22:47he knows how to...how to control Mum. He cunningly tricks her
0:22:47 > 0:22:51into thinking she's got get her own way, by letting her get her own way.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Now, my mum.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00She's my mother.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06She...um...um...
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Let's forget about my mum.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14She seems to have forgotten about me.
0:23:21 > 0:23:26Man goes to the doctor, says, "It hurts when I do this."
0:23:26 > 0:23:31Doctor says, "Well, don't do it then." Pretty simple.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I wanted to get into gymnastics after the Olympics.
0:23:33 > 0:23:39So I went to an instructor, he said "OK, well, how flexible are you?"
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I said, "Well, I can't do Tuesdays."
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Shame you could come tonight.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Oi!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47HE WHISPERS: OK.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Shakespeare went to a pub.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Landlord said, "Well, you're bard."
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Get off! Rubbish. Boo!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Anyway, you guys have been...
0:23:56 > 0:23:58you guys have been great. Thank you.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Well done, Tam.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04Evening. Glad you could make it. I very nearly didn't.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I didn't know what to wear.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Went to the local suit shop, and I said,
0:24:08 > 0:24:10"What's the cheapest suit you've got?"
0:24:10 > 0:24:12They said, "You're wearing it."
0:24:12 > 0:24:13LAUGHTER
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I owe you a quid.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19So you do. You got it on you?
0:24:20 > 0:24:25I was wondering if maybe we could keep our stuff here a little bit longer.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28How long for?
0:24:28 > 0:24:29How long you got?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36There hasn't been a sound since she...
0:24:36 > 0:24:39We tried to get her to come out, but she won't.
0:24:39 > 0:24:40HE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Lola?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Lola, it's me.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50Go away.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Everything's going to be OK.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54Yeah? Why's that?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Because I've got the best lawyers.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Because I've got the deepest pockets.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01And because I'm in charge now.
0:25:08 > 0:25:14I am going to make sure that Lexi is exactly where she belongs.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Who knew you'd be the type to play hard to get?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Well, I like being unpredictable.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Me, too.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Keeps people on their toes. Be a bit dangerous.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I mean, who wants to play safe?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Safe is boring.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Settling down, worrying about bills and what's for tea
0:25:40 > 0:25:43and how shiny that suit is....
0:25:43 > 0:25:44What suit?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Never mind.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Life's too short.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50It is, isn't it?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Syed.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06I just lost my way, that's all.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Don't worry, brother. I understand, man.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12And hey, look, at least you're funny offstage, yeah. All right, brother.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20How was your day?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25I think it's better that Mum didn't come.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Probably.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Tough crowd.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Yeah, well, you can practise all you like, doesn't matter
0:26:31 > 0:26:33if you've done it before, once you get up on that stage,
0:26:33 > 0:26:36in front of all those people...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39You didn't lose your way, did you?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43We let you down.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44I'm sorry.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47And thanks, Tambo.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04There you are.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Sorry, I needed some air.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Yeah? Seemed to me like you bolted.
0:27:11 > 0:27:15- Danny, I...- Why would you do that?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16Hey. I'm talking to you.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18What's with the games?
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- In fact, why did you call me in the first place?- You know why.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24- We could've talked business on the phone.- I've changed my mind now.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25- No, you haven't.- Yeah, I have.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Tell me I'm mistaken.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Tell me that I've misread the signals.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33And this is wrong.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37It is.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38Yeah?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43This is bad.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50Then why does it feel so good?
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