0:00:24 > 0:00:29- Rox, you seen Sy?- No, no, no! You're not supposed to see this!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Got in late, out early. Not answering his phone...
0:00:31 > 0:00:33His battery's probably dead.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- Homemade banners. Quality. - Yeah, well, we need to get on.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Or he's not answering the phone cos he's embarrassed. He knows his stag's
0:00:38 > 0:00:42going to be nowhere near as good as ours, because his stag night
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- is being organised by an idiot. - Oh, babes, you're wounding me(!)
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- I'm not your babes.- She's still my babes.- She ain't your babes.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Thank you, Christian. So where is it then, this amazing stag?- It's uh...
0:00:51 > 0:00:54- You ain't got anywhere?- Course I've got somewhere!- Where?
0:00:54 > 0:01:00- You think I'm showing you my hand? Listen, me and my man...- Me?
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- We are going Over the Rainbow. - No bruv, I'm working! I can't...
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- # Somewhere over...#- Fat Boy, you need to come... Fat Boy!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Right, you - go put your frock on.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- Love you.- I love you. But get out.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18- Bye.- See ya.
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oh.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32'Important'.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Oh, it's nothing to worry about. - In big cartoon capitals.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38I'll deal with it, Tam.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40OK, Dad was looking for you. And Christian.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Anyone would think you're getting married.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45- Sorry, why are we not open? - Got to get the place ready.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- We can't afford to shut up...- Mum said...- Mum doesn't run this place!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51All right, Tam? And we said simple!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55- Yeah, I think that is her idea of simple.- I don't like wasting money.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- We need to open.- I've sent the chef home. You're allowed a night off.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01You've done enough already.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Just go and enjoy your stag... Hen.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Go and enjoy it.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Still ain't too late to come?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19What, night out with you? I've seen the CCTV!
0:02:19 > 0:02:23SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.- What you doing?- I don't know, I don't know.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Yes. You won't even notice we're here!
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Search me!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Now THAT is the kind of fun we are looking for!- Out.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- R&R was booked and... - I can't let Syed down, can I?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hold on, hold on. You think...
0:02:43 > 0:02:47I am going to let you hold a stag do in here?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- I tried to tell him.- Out. - How much we talking?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Out.- Fifty quid?- Do me a favour! You can double that!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55You want to stay in, do you? Out! Take that.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57- OK...- Off you go. Thank you. Bye bye.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59HE IMITATES A KISS
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Delicious!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, someone's burning a candle!
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Well, he can burn a whole candelabra, darling!
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Cos me and romance? Not getting on.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14With a face like that, you surprised?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16See ya later!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I thought you'd have gone?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Yeah, running late.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28Roxy's idea.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Anyone would think you'd been avoiding me.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34It's work. You know?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Anyway, Jane, she can't make it.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Mum's had a relapse and she don't want to leave her.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Well, Shabnam hasn't sent a card.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Sisters, eh?
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Nice.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51You know, it wouldn't matter to me
0:03:51 > 0:03:53if we were the only two people in the room.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Tomorrow's just about me and the man I love.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Whoo! You stink.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04I need to get back to the Argee Bhajee.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06YOU need to get in the shower.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Cos you've got a stag do to go to.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11See ya.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20I'm putting AJ in with Tamwar.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I thought, night before the wedding.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Give Syed a little bit of space...
0:04:25 > 0:04:28That still fits nice.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30A bit of space. Yeah.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Maybe that's what he needs.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34Beautiful, isn't it?
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Wedding present for the two of them.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Our son. Happy.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Yeah.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46What?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53You was the one that said it was gonna get rowdy up in here, bruv!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I say a lot of things.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, well, I don't want Mr Mitchell's lady getting mash ups,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00you know I kinda like my legs the way they are!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Hey, listen, man, come on...
0:05:01 > 0:05:03What you doing? This is my venue!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Rox, come on babe, I've already taken his money!
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Well, untake the money. I've already booked.- Howdy partner.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10THEY LAUGH
0:05:10 > 0:05:11- Fats!- Yeah.
0:05:11 > 0:05:15We need costumes. L-plates. Inflatable sheep. Now.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Alright, cool.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Thirsty?- Yes!- Come on then!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- You guys alright? Cool. - Nice this, innit?
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Stag do. Two stag dos. Wedding.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Yeah, yeah. Enjoy your night, babe. What you guys having?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38- Bubbles, bubbles! Lots of bubbles. - All right. Lovely, coming up.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- Oi, oi! You're spoken for! - I am young, free and single still!
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I, however, am not spoken for.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yeah, well, she definitely bats for my team.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52No, no, no, she hasn't found the right girl yet. Go get her for me.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57- Go on?- Are you joking? - Get her for me!- All right!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59I ain't invited.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I'm inviting you!
0:06:01 > 0:06:05You ain't invited either! Watch you drooling all over Mas?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07I do not drool!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Kim pawing at Ray. Syed and Christian...
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Syed does not drool either!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15I mean, what's so wrong in living in sin any more?
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I need entertainment!
0:06:25 > 0:06:28- Syed! Syed! - Hey! Love the hats.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Well, you seem to be in perfect physical health.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Babe! You remember Danny? From the Argee Bhajee?
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- Me and Syed have been spending quite a lot of time together lately. - Business.- You never said.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- In fact, your fiance's been calling me all day.- It was work!
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I thought this might be your local.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Come on boys, you can have a night off?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- It's our stag do. - Yeah, you should have told me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54I'm finally making an honest man of him. Hey!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Hello the stags!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Hello darling, alright?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Danny, this is Tanya - we used to work together.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04That is until he realised there was more to life than groping naked bodies!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Or is there?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09I'll see you in a bit, babe.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11- Aye, Jim lad! - You can't be serious!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13You want to walk the plank?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17My father in law. And his brother the comedian. Danny - one of Sy's regulars.
0:07:17 > 0:07:22Is he? This is just friends and family.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- My dad's right. I'll call you.- Yeah. You're getting hitched in the morning.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You, young man, are going nowhere. This is my stag do
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- and nobody leaves until they finish their drink.- Don't mind if I do!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- We're gate crashing. - It's a pub.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35It is a free country.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Really?- I thought you and romance weren't getting on?
0:07:40 > 0:07:42My favourite niece!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45- Jane said I have to text photos, so...- Go on then. Here we go.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47HE GROWLS
0:07:47 > 0:07:52Unleash the Fox! Unleash the Fox!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, what, you're not gonna introduce me, man?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58- Oh you've got one, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Scrub up good, innit?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Cheers.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12So if you'd like to raise your glasses, please,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15filled with whatever my mother has deemed appropriate.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22To love.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34ALL: No!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- Eleven-nil! - That's close! Ish.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Can you concentrate please, Syed!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Okay. Do we want the next question?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Dee, Dee, I just wanted to say sorry about the whole B&B thing.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49And who would Christian have play him in a movie?
0:08:49 > 0:08:54- What? It weren't you, was it? It was the bulldozer.- OK, OK, OK...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Is it John Barrowman. Is it Daniel Craig?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Or is it that blonde one out of Gladiators
0:09:00 > 0:09:02that was sleeping with Ulrika Jonsson?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07How am I supposed to know that?
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Well, you're meant to be marrying him!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13That don't count for much! He'll have you locked in a cellar before long.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Denise!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You know what - funny. Little bit dark. But funny. I like it, I like it.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22John Barrowman.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24HORN SOUNDS
0:09:24 > 0:09:27That's actually disappointing. Everyone here knows. OK,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29altogether - it's Daniel...
0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALL: Craig!
0:09:31 > 0:09:35Is that how you see me? Jazz hands John Barrowman!
0:09:35 > 0:09:36Loser!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Hello I'm Christian. Nice to meet you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Is that it? Is that all the fun?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh the fun ain't even started yet.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Dee, you know what can I... would you like a drink?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53- That'd be nice.- Why don't you take care of the music? I'll entertain the lady.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Two minutes, I want to show you something.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Apparently, father of the bride gets the drinks in so that would be you, would it?
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- Yep.- Gets to you though, innit?
0:10:03 > 0:10:07You know, two people in love, getting married,
0:10:07 > 0:10:09with their family and friends around...
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Sasha'll be waiting, Yeah? All right?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16MUSIC: "Single Ladies" by Beyonce
0:10:16 > 0:10:18< Come on, Christian!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# All the single ladies
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# All the single ladies
0:10:23 > 0:10:25# You put your hands up... #
0:10:46 > 0:10:48One, two, three!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I can't have any more of this.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52I've got to keep a clear head for tomorrow.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are you kidding me? Are you going to be like this all night?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Like what?- Refusing my drinks.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Talking about, "I'm so loved up!"
0:10:59 > 0:11:02One day it'll happen to you, Roxanne Mitchell.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06The only good looking bloke around here has gone, ain't he?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, well.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What happened to you, anyway?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh, come on, darling...
0:11:15 > 0:11:17You used to be so much fun, do you know that?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- I have got such a surprise for you here...- Oi!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Oi! Hello? This is not your night, OK?- Roxy!
0:11:22 > 0:11:24This is my night! This is my best mate.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Him, all right? HIS stag night! Not yours.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31If you want a massage? Help with the stress?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38- You knew I was seeing him.- I didn't know you were getting married.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- I didn't expect you to find out. - You took me to your local club.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- You've been calling me all day. - Because you've got my money.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46It seems to me like you want to get found out.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48You know, you play with fire, Syed, you get burnt.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Nobody's playing.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Why are you marrying him?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Because I love him.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You could do so much better.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Dead end job in a dead end restaurant.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, it's good enough for you to bring your mates to.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You're worth more than this, Syed.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08You're young, you're good looking...
0:12:08 > 0:12:09you're sexy.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Look, I need to get back.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14You're tying yourself down
0:12:14 > 0:12:16with some Muscle Mary old enough to be your dad.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Never been in love, have you?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21How are you going to feel? Ten, 20 years from now?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You don't even know him.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27What do you want, Syed? The penthouse on the Thames?
0:12:27 > 0:12:29The villa in Miami?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Or do you want to be stuck in some poxy little flat in Walford
0:12:32 > 0:12:33with a pensioner?
0:12:33 > 0:12:37I'll have the penthouse and the husband, what will you have?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Why are you marrying him, Syed?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Look...I need money.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- What, you selling yourself? - You couldn't afford it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- Damaged goods? I don't think so. - An advance...on my return.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57There is no return...
0:12:57 > 0:12:58the deal went bust.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01No, no...
0:13:01 > 0:13:02No, you said it was guaranteed.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06- You roll the dice, you spin the wheel...- I need that money!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07There'll be another investment.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- You can have a flutter on that if you want?- With what?!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- You loved it though, didn't you? - Stop messing me around...
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- The risk, the excitement... - Just give me what's mine.
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Just like earlier, when me and your hubby were in the room together.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21The smell of fear.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Leave him, Syed.
0:13:24 > 0:13:25No!
0:13:25 > 0:13:27You can have that whenever you want.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I said no.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38He said no.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# ..horny, horny
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- # Horny, horny, horny... # - Give me a minute.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47That's subtle.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48No!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50What are you doing, mate?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53How'd you know that one?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Can't beat a bit of old school, baby. Come on, come on!
0:13:57 > 0:14:01# ..where you're from you sexy thing
0:14:01 > 0:14:05# I believe in miracles... #
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You've changed, all right? You just can't see it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I've grown up. You should try it.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12There are other people in the world, you know. Not just Syed.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Maybe not for me!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14So, where is he then?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18Can't you just be happy for me?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I've spent all day doing this for you!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- He's never been good enough for you, has he?- It's not about him...
0:14:23 > 0:14:26No, it's about you! Roxy Mitchell, centre of the universe.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Why can't I just have you for one little evening
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- without him being there too! - Please, don't make me choose.
0:14:32 > 0:14:34Christian, I love you. You're my best friend.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36And I love YOU to bits.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You're pushing me out!
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Roxy, please!
0:14:40 > 0:14:43May we? Please?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Sure.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53We were talking money.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Danny's been helping me with the books.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59I saw you together.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Said you wanted to get caught.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Oi! Oi! Oi! That's enough!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You've done enough already.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Not such a nice guy after all.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Go on, get out.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Send me some wedding cake.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I just wish he could relax, you know, enjoy it. He's working so hard
0:15:27 > 0:15:29You're a good man, Christian.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30HE CHUCKLES
0:15:30 > 0:15:33You make a pretty good man yourself there, Stud!
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Huh?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Oh! - SHE LAUGHS
0:15:42 > 0:15:46Who would have thought it, huh? You and me, here?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49I know.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55I've been thinking about Syed's last wedding...
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Remembering.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59I said some things...
0:16:00 > 0:16:02..some vile things.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I seem to remember I gave as good as I got.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10But it can't have been easy for you...
0:16:10 > 0:16:15all of that going on and me, Masood...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Amira coming back...
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- "Character forming", ain't that what they say?- Yes.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I respect you, Christian.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Standing by my son...
0:16:29 > 0:16:32..bringing up someone else's child...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35..fighting for the...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41..fighting for the man that you love.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47MOUTHS: Thank you.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Right, now, I expect a huge bunch of flowers every Mother's Day.- Yes.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59And chocolates - hand made!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Another man, Syed?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- Please, Dad... - You were with another man!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Days before you and Christian...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You even sneaked out of your own stag night to see him!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I didn't sneak out, Dad, I... - I saw it, Syed! I know what I saw!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Are you going to tell him?
0:17:35 > 0:17:40- Any reason I shouldn't? - Are you going to tell Mum?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Dad, I know how you must be feeling...- Oh, do you?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46You know, do you? How can you possibly know how I feel?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Do you think you're ready?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Committing to Christian...- You still think it's wrong, don't you?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- Two men getting married. - It's not marriage.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Syed, this is not about you being gay!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10This is about you...
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- ..marrying the right man. - That's what I'm doing.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18You're my son...
0:18:18 > 0:18:20I WANT you to be happy...
0:18:22 > 0:18:26..but kissing another man, Syed...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28it tells me that something's wrong.
0:18:35 > 0:18:39Hey! Your husband-to-be's gone missing in action.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- I'm just about to go and find him. - I've got a stripper.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45What? I've found the stag! A stag.
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- You are joking me, aren't you? - Come on. Grow up and deal with it.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Oh, AJ!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57No, we do not have a license!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00What's he going to want to see her white bits for?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02It's all I could afford at the last minute!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05For adult entertainment we do not have a licence!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07He really don't get the gay thing, does he?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10THEY ALL CHEER
0:19:10 > 0:19:13MUSIC: "Sexy And I Know It" by LMFAO
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- # When I walk in the spot- Yeah - This is what I see- OK
0:19:17 > 0:19:20# Everybody stops and they staring at me
0:19:20 > 0:19:23# I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# Show it, show it, show it... #
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I want you to be the man you can be.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Someone you can respect?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33No, someone who can respect himself.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39You'll never understand.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, try me.
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Tell me.
0:19:52 > 0:19:57The thing you have to remember, Syed, is...love is about trust.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01You can't live on a life of lies.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Trust?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10You've got to tell Christian.
0:20:10 > 0:20:15You think I'm going to take lectures from you about trust?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17About marriage? About lies?
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- Syed...- You left Mum with that man!
0:20:22 > 0:20:25You went off and you jumped into bed with Jane.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Mum lied to you, you lied to her, you walked away,
0:20:28 > 0:20:32you turned your back on her and you left her!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And you stand there, you DARE to stand there
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- and smugly lecture me about trust? - I'm not lecturing...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38You have no right!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42You lost that right months ago.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Now whatever you saw, you saw nothing!
0:20:47 > 0:20:48I love Christian...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52..and I am marrying Christian...
0:20:54 > 0:20:56..and nothing you can do can stop me.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11CROWD CHEERS AND CLAPS
0:21:13 > 0:21:15OK, that's enough. That's enough!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Just rub in the oil, baby!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Christian!
0:21:24 > 0:21:27- Tell him to put his teeny, tiny top back on!- You love it!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29I do not! OK, stop!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Go on, Kieran!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Oh, yeah!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34CROWD CHEERS
0:21:39 > 0:21:40VELCRO TEARS
0:21:40 > 0:21:41SHE SCREAMS
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I was just...
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Oh, lighten up, Mas!
0:21:52 > 0:21:53Christian..?
0:22:07 > 0:22:10MUSIC: "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen
0:22:33 > 0:22:35YOU missed the stripper!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- Did I?- Not a patch on me!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40You all right? Where you been?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Oh, I've been chatting with Tanya.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Well, that's funny, ain't it? Cos she's dancing over there.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You've been with that Danny bloke, ain't you?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53I told you, it's business.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Come on!
0:22:56 > 0:22:57In a minute.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- What's happened? - I caught it on a door frame.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I was lugging a box in for tomorrow. It's nothing.
0:23:12 > 0:23:13I love you, Clarkey.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I love you more.
0:23:25 > 0:23:30- If you mean it...if you love him... - Yeah, I do, so deal with it.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33OK, are we not beyond all this? Surely?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- I'd love someone like Christian, Dad.- Tambo!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Well, maybe a little less manly. Actually, a lot less manly
0:23:39 > 0:23:42but anyway, it doesn't matter, they love each other, Dad.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44They're good together. Leave them. Come on.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Oi, oi! Cheeky!
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Hey, hey, hey, bruvver, bruvver!
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- She don't get down like that, all right?- It ain't me.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- It's the music, bruv.- I know, I know, I hear you, I hear you,
0:24:01 > 0:24:05but she doesn't get down like that, all right? OK?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Yeah, she's got better taste. You good?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Oi! Leave him! What you doing?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13Yo, yo, get out, man! Get out!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15SHE SCREAMS
0:24:15 > 0:24:17You and your crew, man!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19It is way past your bedtime, mate.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yeah! Yeah, bruv!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26And you, floppy hair! Who does he think he is? Andy Murray?
0:24:29 > 0:24:30You all right?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Yeah, I'm just a bit wet. You?
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Yeah, I've had worse, man. This is nothing, this is cool.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Listen, can I get you both a drink?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40No, I'm just going to get off. I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Hey, hey, hey, listen!
0:24:42 > 0:24:46Look, do you want me to, you know, walk you home?
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Just in case they're outside.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Yeah? OK.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Do you know when you first told me that you loved him?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Was at Amira's wedding - your wedding.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19And I told you...to ignore it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I told you that if you chose to walk this path...
0:25:25 > 0:25:26that you would walk it alone.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Syed, I was wrong.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38I said that all of this would fade to nothing...
0:25:39 > 0:25:40..and it hasn't.
0:25:43 > 0:25:47Cos what you have...it's real, Syed...and it's strong.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50So you get married...
0:25:52 > 0:25:56..because in my eyes it is marriage.
0:25:56 > 0:25:57You get married with my blessing.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Thank you.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I've got a present for you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:24I wish you and Christian everything you've ever dreamed of.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45HE INHALES
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Let me put some ice on that.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56You don't...?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58You ain't just a...?
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Last night of freedom!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Let's have a look.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Oh!
0:27:52 > 0:27:53Hey.
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Next time I see you it's going to be our wedding day.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03I love you so much...
0:28:04 > 0:28:05..husband-to-be!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12You get some beauty sleep.
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Stop!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Please.
0:28:30 > 0:28:31I can't do this...
0:28:35 > 0:28:37..I can't marry you.
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