0:00:28 > 0:00:32BIRDSONG OUTSIDE
0:01:05 > 0:01:07No, you don't.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15OK, come on...
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Go, go, go!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Ah! So you finally dragged yourself out of your pit, then?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Yeah, I didn't...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Wow! Didn't realise the time there.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Yeah, well, full English on the table.- Lovely.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- Orange juice, paracetamol. The works.- That's lovely.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Quickly...
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- Quick, quick!- Wait. Wait, listen.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- Last night, yeah...- Just go, yeah?
0:01:42 > 0:01:43No, look...
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yes?- It was good, right?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I mean, we were good, right? I mean,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49it wasn't just that you was drunk?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51No. No. I wasn't drunk.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- No?- No.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57But it was a mistake. And it'll never happen again.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:02:07 > 0:02:09There's nothing more to say.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14There's nothing more to say?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20You sneaking out on the morning of our wedding with your bags packed
0:02:20 > 0:02:22and there's nothing more to say?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Look, Sy, last night,
0:02:29 > 0:02:30this morning, I meant it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Christian...- I forgive you.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I know that, but... - No buts.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- It's only money. - Tam's money, his college fund.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45The money for Kamil. I invested it all with that guy.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Yeah. Because you were trying to help.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No, I've done it all before.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53They have a dream - I mess it up. It's what I do.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- No, Sy, you don't.- The worst thing is, they don't know a thing about it
0:02:56 > 0:02:58because I haven't got the guts to tell them.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02And we will sort it, together.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03You and me.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Now I don't ever, ever,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09want you to go through something like this again on your own.
0:03:09 > 0:03:14So whatever happens, whatever it is you've done...
0:03:14 > 0:03:15you just tell me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19OK?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Big day for you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Eldest son getting married.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47It's not a marriage. I wish people would stop calling it a marriage.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49It's a marriage in his heart.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Look at us, Mas.
0:03:53 > 0:03:59When we were kids, would you have thought this is where we'd be today?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Thought you were staying here last night?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Tell Zainab I'll be five minutes. - I'll wait.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oi, hey! Come on, go.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25You're cutting it a bit fine, aren't you?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26The wedding's off.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Door was open.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Sy, please don't do this. - Is one of you going to tell me...?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37There's NOTHING to tell.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Christian, please?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- He's going to find out sometime. - I already know.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50- Christian's right. - Look, Dad...- Syed.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53It's not worth ending a relationship just because of a kiss.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00What kiss?
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I ain't feeling too well.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09So you're a bit hungover! Come on, Zainab's your friend.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Ain't like you got so many you can afford to let them down, is it?
0:05:13 > 0:05:18- Cheers. I'm feeling better already. - Aw! Everyone loves a wedding.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Won't be the same without my sis.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23And since when did you go all shy and retiring?
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Anyhow, you and me don't show, they won't going have any guests at all!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- What have you said to him? - Just go, Dad.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34- What argument?! - Everyone argues! It's private!
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- I am talking to Christian! - You and Mum always argue.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38To the point where we cancel our wedding?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40To the point you walk out on your marriage.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43- I don't know how this became about me...- Couldn't wait, could you?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45But your mum and your brother are over there
0:05:45 > 0:05:48making sure that everything looks perfect for your big day!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Now whatever's happened, whatever's going on,
0:05:50 > 0:05:52sort it out!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Thank you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09For not saying anything about the money.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15What kiss?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I thought if he could double my money,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- I could put back what I'd borrowed...- Double your money?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You kissed a guy!
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Another guy
0:06:36 > 0:06:39a couple of days before you're supposed to be marrying me?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And you think it's all right because you did it for money?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- I didn't do it for money! - For what then? You fancy him?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You were...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Everything was about the wedding! - Pardon me for being excited!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- And Yasmin... - She's our daughter, Sy!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Yours and mine.- I know that, but...- What? You jealous?
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- No!- Jealous I'm spending more time with her, not looking after you?
0:06:58 > 0:07:00At least she tells me what she wants!
0:07:00 > 0:07:04- Doesn't leave me second-guessing her all the time.- Danny was there and...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And what? And I wasn't?!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22And so you tell your dad and you don't tell me?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- He saw us. - This just gets better, don't it?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33And if he hadn't?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Would you have told me?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40- I didn't want to hurt you. - Yeah, well,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42you should have thought of that
0:07:42 > 0:07:45before you shoved your tongue down somebody else's throat!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59You and me...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03What we have...
0:08:06 > 0:08:07..it's special.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Now, I know you feel that.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16And so whatever's happened...
0:08:18 > 0:08:19- ..has happened.- Christian...
0:08:19 > 0:08:24I will not let something like this ruin everything we fought for.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28- Yes, I know that, but... - No buts, all right?
0:08:28 > 0:08:31It was just a kiss.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34A kiss. I mean, I kissed someone, remember?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- New Year's Eve? I kissed the piper. - That was different.- It wasn't.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42OK? It was heat of the moment.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Things happen.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47You forgave me.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52And I forgive you.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58It was just a kiss.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02No, it wasn't.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yes, but I need to know where to put them.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Jean, why don't you just leave the flowers with us, OK?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09My job is flower arranger!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I told Christian I'd be flower arranger,
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Christian has paid me to be flower arranger
0:09:13 > 0:09:16so arrange the flowers I shall do!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18What, you did it at ours? In our bed?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20- No!- Oh, well, that makes it all right, don't it?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Look, we never...
0:09:22 > 0:09:23we didn't.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27It was only a kiss.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31What I meant was...
0:09:33 > 0:09:35..in my head,
0:09:35 > 0:09:38in my heart, it was more.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47So you mean, the two of you, you never...
0:09:51 > 0:09:54So what is it? You got feelings for him?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- No.- Well, what, then, Sy?
0:09:56 > 0:10:00What do you mean, "It was more than a kiss? It's in my heart"?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03I mean the fact that it happened. I can't pretend it didn't
0:10:03 > 0:10:06and you stand there and forgive me like it's nothing,
0:10:06 > 0:10:09like it's not important, but it is important. It's not nothing!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I shouldn't even be looking at anyone else.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18You're the only guy I've ever been with.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Don't be so ridiculous.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24You've had one-night stands. You told me so.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Properly been with.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27You've had other boyfriends.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31You know this is what you want.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33- And you don't? - I'm too young to get married.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Never said that last time, did you? - I got it wrong the last time.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40I don't want to get it wrong again.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45And that's what I am now, is it?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47"Getting it wrong"?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49I wanted to be someone!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I'm sick of walking around here like I'm nothing.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Everyone looking at me like I'm no-one.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56And that's what do you think I do, is it?
0:10:56 > 0:11:00I thought the business, the stall, taking over the restaurant,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I thought I could show people I'm not no-one
0:11:02 > 0:11:06and I tried. I really tried.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Then things started falling apart
0:11:08 > 0:11:10and I thought, "Maybe that's who I am."
0:11:10 > 0:11:14And then someone came along
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- and made me feel like I could be someone!- I can't listen to this.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Only he didn't.
0:11:20 > 0:11:21And I don't.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And I can't marry you, Christian.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34How can I promise myself to you when I don't even know who I am?
0:11:38 > 0:11:43- I'm scared too, you know. - You're not scared of anything.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46You want to bet?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49You walk through life like it's so easy.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You tell people what you think of them.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55You face them down when they say what they think of you.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm not like that.
0:11:58 > 0:12:03Doesn't mean I'm not scared, though. And as you graciously pointed out,
0:12:03 > 0:12:05I've had more men than you've had hot dinners.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08- I didn't say that. - I have, though, ain't I?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Spent my life falling in love...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Well, thinking I've fallen in love, getting hurt...
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Falling for the wrong men for all the wrong reasons.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23But with you, it's different.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28And that scares me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31It scares me I won't be good enough,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33that I'll let you down.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39But being scared, Sy,
0:12:39 > 0:12:41that's no reason not to go through with this.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46I mean, if you weren't scared...
0:12:46 > 0:12:47..if we weren't scared...
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I've lost you before.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Lost you twice.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I can't do that again.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05But I won't be Amira.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Now if you're marrying me because you are too scared to back out,
0:13:09 > 0:13:11then you say so now.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13You only went through with your last wedding
0:13:13 > 0:13:15because you thought it was the right thing to do
0:13:15 > 0:13:17because everybody wanted you to.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I can't have you do that again.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Not to yourself.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And certainly not to me.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Now, we might not have money, but that doesn't matter.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- When my family find out... - We'll sort it.
0:13:37 > 0:13:38Together.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You and me.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I'll speak to Roxy. She'll know someone you can borrow from.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- I thought the two of you were... - Sy, it really doesn't matter.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50She's my best mate. She won't let me down.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Now, I need to go.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Get changed. Everybody's waiting.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03And I'll be waiting there too.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Now, I don't know much about anything,
0:14:07 > 0:14:12but I do know that life is way too short for games.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16So you marry me
0:14:16 > 0:14:18cos you love me.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Or not at all.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32You're late.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Yeah, sorry. I was, um...busy.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Getting dressed and that.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- What have you come as? Half a panda? - No. Um, ain't Denise here?
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- No, Denise is not here. - She'll be along soon.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Kim is not here. Amy and Roxy are not here.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Syed and Christian are not even here!
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- Mr and Mrs Masood?- What?!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Well...- Not quite.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I'm the registrar.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, yes, yes, lovely to meet you.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Please, yes, come inside, let me get you a drink.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I've got another ceremony to get to, actually. Shall we start?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Oh, well...why don't we have a few more minutes?
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Aren't you going to be late?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Is everything OK? - You better not be wearing that.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Like you want me there. - Like I'd do this without you.
0:15:31 > 0:15:35- I'm sorry.- Me too. - You didn't do anything!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Yeah, well, we're like an old married couple, me and you.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Do you know what? I'm just... I'm like a 34-year-old single mum
0:15:41 > 0:15:44and sometimes it just gets a bit hard. That's all.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Well, you can cry into your pillow tomorrow
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- because right now, we have a wedding to attend.- Are you sure?
0:15:50 > 0:15:54- Get hitched without a bridesmaid? - She's with Jack.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Well, we'd best go get her, then, hadn't we? Come on.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Are you really sure you don't mind?
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Come here. It's the party that counts. Right?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11OK, well, as soon as the cover for the chippy turns up, I'll be there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- No worries.- Good luck.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- I need a favour.- No, no, no, please don't ask me to read
0:16:20 > 0:16:23- cos I'll cry. I will. - It's nothing like that.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I need help. I need to borrow some cash.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28For what?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Trust me?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35OK. I'll do what I can.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Come on, then. Going to be late for my own wedding.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41BHANGRA MUSIC PLAYS
0:16:46 > 0:16:50Can you put some decent music on, please?
0:16:50 > 0:16:53You, you behave yourself today. And YOU, you're a princess.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Move, Kamil.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59MUSIC: "Your Song" by Elton John
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Uh...you look...nice.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Got to go with the flow, innit?
0:17:04 > 0:17:09- What, your alarm clock not working? - It's lovely to see you too, Zainab.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I am amazed that you dared to show your face today.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Dirty dancing with strangers. - KIM LAUGHS
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Um...how you doing, Denise? You look really nice.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24"Nice"? He speaks English now?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Look at your eye!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30What, this? This is nothing, man. It's cool.
0:17:30 > 0:17:34He got that for you, you know, Dee. I hope you thanked him properly.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- You are looking mighty fine. Eh? - Don't you start.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46So we're not the last, then?
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Anything else you'd like to remind me of? Huh?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52What do we need? We need a bridesmaid. We need a witness.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54We need a bridegroom. Or two.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- That's good. You're not worried at all, then?- Of course not.
0:17:57 > 0:17:58Nothing to worry about.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Masood was, in fact, just going to go get them.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04- It's only just gone 12. - Do I have to do everything myself?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Looking for me?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Yes! You're late. - I know. Sorry.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Don't you look beautiful?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Have you got some flowers she can hold?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- She's shown her dress to a bar of chocolate.- I can stand in.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19No, thank you. Tamwar! Get some flowers for Amy!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24So now all we need is Syed.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33THUNDER AND RAIN
0:18:41 > 0:18:45MUSIC: "Don't Know Why" by Norah Jones
0:18:56 > 0:19:00Either he's got something wrong with his eye
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- or he's got the hots for you. - Don't be stupid.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Why's it stupid? You're a good-looking woman.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- For your age.- Thank you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13She is, though, innit, chuckle chops?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- What, Dee?- Yeah!
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Um...
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Yeah...Dee's hotter than summer in St Lucia, you know.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24Hmm! See? The boy thinks you're hot.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Hey, hey, hey! Less of the boy. - I know a man when I see one.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- St Lucia?- It's a hot country.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39He's not answering.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I've really got to go to my next ceremony.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- You're worse than a traffic warden, you!- Zee!- It's OK.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48He's not coming.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- What do you mean, he's not coming? - He's, um...
0:19:52 > 0:19:55It doesn't matter now. All that matters is that he's...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Ladies and gentlemen...
0:20:12 > 0:20:16MUSIC: "Stand By Me" by Ben E King
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# When the night has come
0:20:32 > 0:20:35# And the land is dark
0:20:35 > 0:20:40# And the moon is the only light we'll see
0:20:42 > 0:20:46# No, I won't be afraid
0:20:46 > 0:20:50# Oh, I won't be afraid
0:20:50 > 0:20:55# Just as long as you stand
0:20:55 > 0:20:56# Stand by me
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# So darlin', darlin'
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# Stand by me
0:21:02 > 0:21:07# Oh, stand by me
0:21:07 > 0:21:08# Oh, stand
0:21:10 > 0:21:12# Stand by me
0:21:12 > 0:21:15# Stand by me
0:21:15 > 0:21:19# If the sky that we look upon
0:21:21 > 0:21:24# Should tumble and fall
0:21:24 > 0:21:28# Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
0:21:31 > 0:21:33# I won't cry
0:21:33 > 0:21:35# I won't cry
0:21:35 > 0:21:39# No, I won't shed a tear
0:21:39 > 0:21:43# Just as long as you stand
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# Stand by me... #
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Oh, no! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
0:21:57 > 0:22:01I will cherish you, tenderly care for you,
0:22:01 > 0:22:04uphold you always and honour you.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I'll always give you my best
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and I'll ask no more of you than you can give.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I'll be a good dad... SYED MOUTHS
0:22:16 > 0:22:19..to our little girl.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'll be there for her, to listen...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25..help guide her towards her dreams.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33I pledge to live my life openly and honestly with you.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38To be right here by your side
0:22:38 > 0:22:41on this journey, wherever it may lead.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Because you are the heart of my everything.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51My everyday,
0:22:51 > 0:22:53my always.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57And I love you more than all the stars in the heavens.
0:22:58 > 0:23:02Syed. Would you like to make the vows that you have chosen?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Tam?
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Thank you.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I give you this ring, Christian...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23..as a symbol of my everlasting commitment.
0:23:26 > 0:23:30I hope that you will wear it with happiness and pride,
0:23:30 > 0:23:32for now and always.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37You are my partner...
0:23:38 > 0:23:40..my friend...
0:23:41 > 0:23:42..my rock
0:23:42 > 0:23:44and my island.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49But above all,
0:23:49 > 0:23:52more than all this and everything else...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56..you are the one I love.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Christian and Syed,
0:24:01 > 0:24:04you have made commitments to each other
0:24:04 > 0:24:09in the presence of family, friends and witnesses
0:24:09 > 0:24:12and in so doing, you have made promises
0:24:12 > 0:24:14to live your lives together.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I now ask that you and your witnesses
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- come and sign the schedule. - Yes, please!
0:24:19 > 0:24:21LAUGHTER
0:24:27 > 0:24:30MUSIC: "Fields of Gold" by Sting
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Ladies first.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40LAUGHTER
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Sorry.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Syed and Christian,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59it gives me great pleasure to announce
0:24:59 > 0:25:02that you are now joined in legal partnership.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05CHEERING
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Confetti! Hurrah!
0:25:26 > 0:25:31THUNDER RUMBLES
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Go to Bobie's.- See you soon!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39So, congratulations!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Thank you!
0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Did I cry enough?- Yeah.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Can you believe it? I'm married!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Do you know what? I hope you know what you've taken on.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Don't put it like that!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Uh...
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Do you want a little something in that? Hair of the dog? Woof?
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Meow! Now you're talking my language!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Or we could take this somewhere quieter?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Do you know, I think my stomach, it's gone again.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Playing hard to get. She does it all the time.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14I'll be back at home.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Fats, we've got a problem. I can't find my speech.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Chill out, Tamwar, the Asian star!
0:26:23 > 0:26:27- You know it.- I don't. That's the thing, I'll forget it
0:26:27 > 0:26:29and I've left it at home, so...
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Um...
0:26:31 > 0:26:32- Give me the keys.- Huh?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34SPOON CLINKS ON GLASS
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I'll go and get it. Give me your keys.- Thanks.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39MASOOD CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:26:39 > 0:26:42As father of the groom, or one of the grooms...
0:26:42 > 0:26:44LAUGHTER
0:26:44 > 0:26:49- ..I'd like to say a few words. - Just a few.- Thank you, darling.
0:26:49 > 0:26:50Uh...
0:26:53 > 0:26:57I've said a few things in the past...
0:26:59 > 0:27:01..some horrible things.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06Some of them in this very room.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I'm not proud of them. And I want to say I'm sorry.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21What I am proud of, is my son,
0:27:21 > 0:27:24for walking through life with his head held high...
0:27:26 > 0:27:27..for being who he is,
0:27:27 > 0:27:30finding someone to love, and standing by him.
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I had three sons until today and now I've got four.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I couldn't be happier.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Don't set me off!
0:27:47 > 0:27:51I don't tell you very often. In fact, I never tell you at all.
0:27:51 > 0:27:55- But... - CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE
0:27:55 > 0:27:57I respect you.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01I support you.
0:28:01 > 0:28:05- And I love you. - HAMMERING AT DOOR
0:28:06 > 0:28:09I have a court order for possession.
0:28:09 > 0:28:12- What are you doing?- We're in the middle of a civil partnership!
0:28:12 > 0:28:13You can't just barge in here!
0:28:13 > 0:28:16You've got four months of mortgage arrears.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Oi! What you doing? - I need to ask you all to leave.
0:28:21 > 0:28:22What have you done?
0:28:22 > 0:28:26- I haven't done anything! - Then what are they doing here?
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Tamwar! What have you done?
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