26/10/2012

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0:00:54 > 0:00:57Cora. Cora. Wake up now, man. The guests and them are coming down for breakfast.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00SHE GROANS

0:01:00 > 0:01:01Where am I?

0:01:01 > 0:01:02The B&B.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I was in the bar.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05HE CHUCKLES

0:01:05 > 0:01:07How's the hangover?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10- It's the middle of the day! - No, no, no. It's the next morning.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12You rolled up here last night,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14wouldn't leave the sofa, so I left you to it.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17- The next morning? - Uh-hmm. I'll get you some water.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20- So you can't remember anything at all about yesterday?- Hello?

0:01:20 > 0:01:22- KNOCKING ON DOOR - Patrick?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Get rid of her. Don't let her see me like this.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27- Yeah, OK. Hi, Tanya.- Oh, hello.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Sorry to bother you so early. - It's all right. To what do I owe this pleasure?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You haven't seen my mum, have you?

0:01:32 > 0:01:34- No.- She normally comes to ours for breakfast.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- She didn't this morning. - When I see her, I'll tell her you're looking for her.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41Yesterday, she went off with Rainie's bridesmaid dress. I haven't seen her since.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44She'll turn up. I have a gut feeling.

0:01:44 > 0:01:45- If you hear anything...- Yeah, yeah.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- All right.- Yeah, yeah. Bye bye.- Bye.

0:01:50 > 0:01:53You didn't have that dress with you when you turned up here last night, you know.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15- Next time you get Yas a dress, can we take a vote?- It's Eid.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I had to get her something new to wear.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- She's going to look like a strawberry.- She will not!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23She'll look like a fine, upstanding member of the Masood family.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24We should go round.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26We haven't been invited.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Besides, I bought all that food.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33- And we're going to the park. - Yeah, yeah.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39You know, every year, Dad gives an envelope with cash in it.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Do you see anything on the door mat?

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- No.- First thing he does after morning prayer

0:02:45 > 0:02:48is give out that money.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50He loves it.

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Being the big man.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54I've ruined that.

0:02:54 > 0:02:55MOBILE BEEPS

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- It's Tamwar.- See!

0:03:02 > 0:03:06- We should go round. - We're going to the park.

0:03:06 > 0:03:07Yasmin!

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Daddy's got a new dress for you.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16- Here.- Ta.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Do you think he told him?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20DOORBELL RINGS

0:03:26 > 0:03:28What do you want?

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I've got 15 toothbrushes at home that I don't need

0:03:31 > 0:03:34and nothing to fit this phone.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37- You haven't got a charger for it, have you?- Try the one by the kettle.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Wahey!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48It works.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Take it with you.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I, er... I didn't tell him.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56You're right. Lexi don't need that in her life, does she?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Prison. Heather.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03We'll just have to find another way of getting her home.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06But what are you going to do about Ben?

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I'll see you at the club in an hour, yeah?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Bring the phone with you.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Phil!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Thanks.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32See, the trouble with speeches is, it's striking the right balance.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34I mean, if this was a room full of geezers,

0:04:34 > 0:04:36then it would just roll off the tongue.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38But there's ladies present, see.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40With their delicate sensitivities.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44- And you don't have delicate sensitivities? - Nah, sold them for scrap.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Has Max actually asked you to be best man?

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I'm not that stupid. Make us a nice cup of tea, eh?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56Warm my aching bones.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10There's your phone.

0:05:12 > 0:05:13- It's Ben's.- Here.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Any of you know how to get tea out of a shirt?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19- It's been a nightmare since the missus left.- Yeah, yeah.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23- You want lemon and what's it? A bit of vinegar.- Are you joking, eh?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Now start talking.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Right. Well...

0:05:29 > 0:05:31With you deciding not to tell Ben,

0:05:31 > 0:05:35which was, of course, entirely right and correct,

0:05:35 > 0:05:38the application's in pretty bad shape.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40At the very least, we need a better support network

0:05:40 > 0:05:41and we need it by half four.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Oi, you promised me the day off.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I've got a couple more orders to do.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47Oi, Phil. She's been nicking out the till. You want to sack her.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Oi, cheeky!

0:05:49 > 0:05:51What about Sharon?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- Could do with a woman's touch. - I ain't having her involved.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55She'd be perfect!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Sharon was never perfect.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Look, go home! I'll meet you in an hour.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02I promised Ian I'd drop by, too, OK?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Go on. Out.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Ian, then. Uncle Ian!

0:06:05 > 0:06:10- He's only been off the streets for five minutes.- Yeah, but they don't know that, do they?

0:06:10 > 0:06:13He's got a house. He's got businesses.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17- The three of us... It's a family. - Ian ain't married either, is he?- No.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19But he's got cousin Lucy and cousin Bobby in there.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Surely it's worth a shot, Jimmie?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24I mean, unless you've got a better idea.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Morning, Joey.- All right.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Sort yourself out, will you? Look at the state of you.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- You look like you've been sleeping on a bench.- Don't.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37- Girl trouble.- Oh, yeah?

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Is it terminal?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Nah, just a period of adjustment, that's all.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- What's she adjusting to? Your uselessness?- Very funny. I'm going to sell that one today.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Don't run before you can walk. Start with that one, please.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50If I can sell that, I can sell anything, can't I?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Look at him. Look. He doesn't care, does he?

0:06:58 > 0:07:02He will by the time I'm finished with him.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03Let's go find Lucy.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yeah.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Lucy, I'm allowed to worry, OK? I'm your dad.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Can you please just open the stall?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14And Joey didn't come home last night. Is everything all right?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Ian! Ian, come on, we need your help.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- The kind of help only an uncle can give.- Yeah?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- Are you cooking?- No, Tamwar.

0:07:31 > 0:07:35Today, you are Zainab. I've left a few of her clothes on the back of the bedroom door for you.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yeah, Eid, a time of giving, prayer...

0:07:38 > 0:07:41fathers forcing their sons to cross dress.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42HE COUGHS

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Oh!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- I wonder what it is. - It's not much.

0:07:48 > 0:07:49One's enough.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Can't a father give his son some money without being patronised!?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02You see, your domestic situation is such that it'll be, you know,

0:08:02 > 0:08:05more palatable for social services letting Lexi come home,

0:08:05 > 0:08:06knowing you're a part of her life.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11- You know I'm having counselling, don't you?- What kind of counselling?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14- The social don't know that, do they? - It's... It's a couple of things.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17My wife.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18Not Jane.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20My wife to be, she left me

0:08:20 > 0:08:23and then I went and things went from bad to worse.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I had to sign the businesses over to my daughter,

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- so I haven't really got anything any more.- Yeah, but...

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- you're Lexi's uncle. Lucy is her cousin.- What does Ben think?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34You wouldn't have to have her round here, all right?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37She'll live with us. You're just going to be a name on a form.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42- Are you OK?- You only care about the people who pay you.- Ian...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Are you going to help?

0:08:44 > 0:08:47- SHARON:- Knock, knock! The door wasn't locked, so I...

0:08:49 > 0:08:51What's this?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Ian's agreed to help us get Lexi back.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57You do know Social Services are going to want to interview you?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58It can be quite...

0:08:59 > 0:09:02- ..intense.- I'm not sure he should get involved.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Well, that ain't a surprise, is it?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07Jimmie, see to the paperwork. I'll meet you at the pub later.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- Laughing?- Uh-huh.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16With my dad like nothing's happened.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19I didn't sleep last night.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Me neither.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Right. That boy, he needs to be punished.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25Yeah?

0:09:25 > 0:09:26How?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31I can guarantee you, this thing will never break down.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Could be a nuclear war and you'll be left with cockroaches

0:09:34 > 0:09:36and these motors, yeah?

0:09:36 > 0:09:40All that radiation, most probably be cockroaches driving them and all.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- You've got a deal. - Sound, mate. Nice one.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44MOBILE BEEPS

0:09:48 > 0:09:49Well done.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, well, just getting warmed up. You got the paperwork on this one?

0:09:53 > 0:09:58- Yeah, 'course. It's all right, I'll take over from here. - Mind if go grab a coffee, then?

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Yeah, go on. 20 minutes.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Hi. Max Branning.- All right, mate. - We've got a deal, yeah?- Yeah.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Congratulations. Right. Follow me. We'll do the paperwork. You local?

0:10:07 > 0:10:08Yeah, just down the road.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Do you remember the feasts we used to have?- Yeah.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Table disappearing off into the horizon.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24You were only five then. Everything looked big.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25So many people.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29Great(!) Just draw attention to the emptiness of the house. Good work.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31You think Syed's going to turn up?

0:10:31 > 0:10:33- He'd need an invite first.- Forget it.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Great. That's in the spirit of things.- If he comes...

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I won't turn him away, but actually go round and invite him...?

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Great. What's he supposed to do, Dad? Develop telepathy?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Shouldn't take too long. Only another billion years of evolution.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Yeah, we're not big on evolution in this house. Dad, if you're OK

0:10:48 > 0:10:51with Syed being here, call him. What's the difference?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54He bankrupted the family. He knows what we're doing.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56He knows where we are. They all do.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58If you build it, they will come.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02You can't invoke Kevin Costner in the face of the family's demise.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04You're right, Mas is no Costner.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I'm right here.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Costner built a baseball field.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09Dad's chopping tomatoes.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'm right here!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Look, we'll only argue. It'll just be really tense

0:11:17 > 0:11:20and I want to enjoy married life a bit, you know?

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Does this mean I'm forgiven, then, eh?

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Where we going?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Nowhere.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- What have you just done? - Oi! Who do you think you are,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46rocking up here, trying to mess with us!?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49All right, Lucy. Don't be silly now. Come on, yeah?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- It's only a laugh.- Oh, come off it, Lucy! You know I've got work!

0:11:52 > 0:11:55- What now?- A day should do it.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Er, the whole day?- Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- With any luck, it'll rain. - Oh, come on, girls! Come on.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03How old are you, eh? Eh?!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Phil. Listen, my car won't start. - We're closed.

0:12:13 > 0:12:14Yeah, but you're here, aren't you?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I'm busy.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Please. Look, I'm taking Sharon on this picnic.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20That's why I needed her to take a day off.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Get a motor off your brother. - Drive her around in one of those rusty hatchbacks?

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- That's going to blow her away(!) - We're closed and I'm busy. I'm sorry.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Oh, right. 'Course. Yeah.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32You're closed and she loves surprise birthday parties.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37MOBILE BEEPS

0:13:11 > 0:13:14You are in so much trouble.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17WHISPERS: Is she in?

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Yes, she is!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21Have you got any idea how worried I've been, Mum? I've been...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Have you been drinking?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I don't have to answer to you. I'm the mum.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31It only works...the other way round.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32Have you got the other dress?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35I took it round to see her.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Who? Rainie?- You found her? How?

0:13:38 > 0:13:41She got arrested a couple of months ago.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43- Jack gave me the number. - So where is she? Is she nearby?

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Is she...

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Is she sober?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48She got arrested, Tan. What do you think?

0:13:50 > 0:13:53I took the dress cos I thought I could persuade her.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55And did you?

0:13:57 > 0:14:00She tore it up. Right in front of me.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03What did you expect?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06We're better off without her.

0:14:58 > 0:15:02Just, um... Just doing a spot of gardening, that's all.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05You ain't got any bolt cutters on you, have you?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07No?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Thermite?

0:15:25 > 0:15:30There is no greater bond than between the postman and letterbox.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Some things are just not that funny, AJ.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Just drop him an invite. You don't even have to see him.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Then if he doesn't show, he's the bad Muslim, not you.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40This isn't a piety contest.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43We didn't see each other for...years.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46This is the moment you don't let that happen with Syed.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Otherwise, you're going to make up one day

0:15:48 > 0:15:52and then wish you'd done it sooner. "AJ, wish I'd done it sooner." Right?

0:15:52 > 0:15:55We've already lost Zainab and Kamil. We need him.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08All right?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, you can wipe that look off your face

0:16:13 > 0:16:14cos everything is going to be OK.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16How come?

0:16:16 > 0:16:21By the time we're done, half the square's going to be on that letter.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22They asked for a family, yeah?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Well, now they've got themselves a dynasty!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Good old Ian Beale!- Yeah.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Ian Beale?!

0:16:33 > 0:16:37These meetings with the social services, they won't be easy.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40I'm sure they know what they're doing.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Who? Phil and Billy? Please. - MOBILE BEEPS

0:16:43 > 0:16:46Look, are you sure you're in the right place to take responsibility

0:16:46 > 0:16:47- for a little baby?- Yeah.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Yeah. It's mainly... It's just for the application, isn't it?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54Don't you think Lexi deserves a bit more than a couple of names

0:16:54 > 0:16:56being thrown onto a form?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00- Is that... Is that Ben's number?- Yeah.

0:17:02 > 0:17:03Why's he texting you?

0:17:03 > 0:17:08"Please help me get my daughter back, Ben."

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Phil's told him.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14Phil's obviously given him a mobile phone when he last visited.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20All right, Lauren?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Yeah, but I think Mum's a bit upset about Rainie.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- I think you should go talk to her. - Haven't seen Joey, have you?

0:17:25 > 0:17:26No. Why?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29It's just he might be more trouble than he's worth.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32I gave him 20 minutes off about an hour ago.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34- You ain't going to sack him, are you.- Well, I don't know.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38I ain't going to just employ someone to take the mick, am I?

0:17:42 > 0:17:47Oh. At last. Babe, am I happy to see you or what?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Right, what's this, then? The cavalry or something?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53- You been crying?- Ha-ha-ha(!)

0:17:53 > 0:17:56What are you doing here? You come to let him go or something?

0:17:56 > 0:17:59- I ain't got the key, have I? Came to gloat.- Come on, girls.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I think this conversation's a bit biased against me.- He ain't worth it.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Yeah, well, maybe I'm not either.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06That's rubbish!

0:18:06 > 0:18:07- He's been there long enough.- No.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09No!

0:18:09 > 0:18:10I know that, um...

0:18:10 > 0:18:13you know, what we did was awful and...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I feel awful. I feel sick.

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Just look at him, Lucy, please. Look, he doesn't care.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20He's playing a game.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24How can you forgive someone who doesn't even ask you to?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, you've got to be joking me.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yeah, nice one. Thanks very much. Cheers, girls. Yeah.

0:18:38 > 0:18:43Right, you. It's time for an Eid feast all of our own.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Look what I just found on the door step.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55Someone's got the spring back in their step.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01- All right, Max?- All right, Del? - Whisky, please, my darling.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- I've been working on my old... - You haven't seen your boy, have you?

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- I thought he was working with you? - Yeah, so did I.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I hate to be an I told you so.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah, looks like it(!)

0:19:15 > 0:19:17That's no way to talk to your best man, is it?

0:19:17 > 0:19:18I hate picnics anyway.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21Yeah, well, obviously my car knew something I didn't.

0:19:21 > 0:19:22- Do you want a drink?- Yeah, lovely.

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- Brothers. Feeling in a good mood. What do you want to drink? - I'm all right, thanks.

0:19:26 > 0:19:27He's taking it well.

0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Taking what well?- Me being the best man.- I thought you were best man?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yeah, Del, about that...

0:19:39 > 0:19:40What?

0:19:40 > 0:19:45Well, it's just he's got to be the best man, hasn't he?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47- He's been there all the way through. - I was inside!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Well, you couldn't do it anyway. Bride wouldn't turn up.

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Oh, right. Well...

0:19:56 > 0:19:58..don't I look the fool.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- Come on, Derek.- It's all right, Jack. It's all right.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I'm useless at making speeches anyway.

0:20:05 > 0:20:06See you later.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12You, er...

0:20:12 > 0:20:15You had a change of heart yet?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Phil, leave Ian out of it. He's fragile.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20I never thought I'd get to the day where I could count on Ian

0:20:20 > 0:20:21more than you.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- It's depressing.- Don't! - I'm just saying,

0:20:36 > 0:20:40you set all these places at the table, they're all empty...

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I just get this...

0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Overwhelming sense of loss? - Any word from Zainab?- No!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I suppose we're not expecting her and Kamil

0:20:47 > 0:20:48to burst through the front door.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51No, probably not, AJ. But what would you have me do?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Not bother? OK. Fine. You switch the TV on and we'll eat off our knees.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Dad.- No, it's pretty pointless if there's only three of us.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00- DOORBELL RINGS - I'll get it.

0:21:00 > 0:21:05Dad, it's a proper feast, OK? Really.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06You came!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Well, we just followed our noses

0:21:08 > 0:21:11because something here smells delicious!

0:21:11 > 0:21:15Wow. What a spread.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh, yes. There we go.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Hey, Tambo.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Thank you for the money.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25You went round?!

0:21:25 > 0:21:28If you build it...

0:21:28 > 0:21:30You hungry, then?

0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yes, we are. So why don't you talk us through?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37Well, Christian, we have a range of curries here.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40This is my personal favourite, Rogan Costner.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Thanks.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20You know, there are some fellas that

0:22:20 > 0:22:22get to be best man lots of times.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Me, I never thought I'd get a go,

0:22:27 > 0:22:29on account of me being misunderstood.

0:22:31 > 0:22:34But if there was one man...

0:22:37 > 0:22:39..that I'd want to be best man for...

0:22:41 > 0:22:43..it's my baby brother Max.

0:22:46 > 0:22:50When he first came along, I was about nine.

0:22:50 > 0:22:54I remember the day that my mother first introduced me to him...

0:22:54 > 0:22:57like it was yesterday.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00He hasn't changed much since then.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04Still drags his feet and his vocab hasn't got any better.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09But from that moment on, I loved him...

0:23:14 > 0:23:17..which is why I stand here today in front of you...

0:23:18 > 0:23:20..the proudest man alive.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24You OK, Dad?

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Yeah.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Thought I heard voices.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Just me talking to myself, as per.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- You, er...- I'm off.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36You have a lovely day, sweetheart.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38OK.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27You faced the music?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30This is what happens when you bring Rainie back into the mix.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Ruined the dress, upset Tanya...

0:24:33 > 0:24:35Was it Rainie's fault you got drunk, too?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37You know what she's like.

0:24:44 > 0:24:48Kim found it. I couldn't believe my eyes.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50It belongs to you, doesn't it?

0:25:02 > 0:25:05If this is just another wind up, don't bother, all right? Just jog on.

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I'm actually starting to quite enjoy it here, you know?

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Bit of wildlife.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Lovely view.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Why don't you just say sorry?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Don't you care about Lucy?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Or Whitney?

0:25:22 > 0:25:26You're missing someone from that list, aren't you?

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Is that all we are to you? A list?

0:25:31 > 0:25:33Why do you pretend to be like this?

0:25:37 > 0:25:42- Anyway, my dad's on the verge of sacking you, so...- Yeah?- Yeah.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45That's why I'm here, innit? Didn't want us to surrender

0:25:45 > 0:25:48the moral authority and I just want you to know that,

0:25:48 > 0:25:51me and Whitney, we're going to do everything in our power

0:25:51 > 0:25:53to make sure that Lucy doesn't take you back.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Look...

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Lauren...

0:26:10 > 0:26:15I do know why you don't want Lucy to take me back, all right?

0:26:15 > 0:26:16I know.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24You're just...jealous that Whitney got the kiss and not you, aren't you?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Phil. Can I... Can I have a word?

0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Where's Jimmie?- Here I am. Just in time.

0:26:46 > 0:26:51Right. We need to sign this and we need to do it pronto.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Well, this is it, Jimmie.

0:26:52 > 0:26:56The clan. Minus Lola, of course.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59- The nuclear family in full flow.- Are we signing or what?- Phil, please...

0:26:59 > 0:27:01Can I have a word, please?

0:27:03 > 0:27:06Look, I've been thinking about what I'd have to say at the interview

0:27:06 > 0:27:08and everything.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10And I don't think I can lie, OK?

0:27:10 > 0:27:13Because I'd have to tell them about when I was sleeping rough

0:27:13 > 0:27:16and everything.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19I don't want it to be my fault that Lola doesn't get the baby back.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Who've you been speaking to?

0:27:20 > 0:27:24Phil, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I can't do it. I can't do it.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27MOBILE RINGS

0:27:29 > 0:27:31That's low.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Even for you.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Right.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Ian's out.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Well, what are we going to do?

0:27:43 > 0:27:46It'll take me a half-hour to get to court and they shut in 40.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48- What's going on?- Ian's out.- No!

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Put Sharon down...

0:27:52 > 0:27:55- as my girlfriend.- I thought you didn't want her involved?

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Just... Just do it.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00And put fiance.

0:28:02 > 0:28:03So, you're...

0:28:03 > 0:28:06getting married now, are you?

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Yeah.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15Yeah, we are.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18And we're going to spend the rest of our lives together.

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