0:00:29 > 0:00:31Look where you're going. Stop it, get down.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Mind the people.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Tiff, will you stop? You're going to fall down.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- Didn't know you did the Pony Express on a Monday.- Yeah. Full-time now.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Nice one. Might get the right post for a change.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- I wouldn't be so sure about that! - See you later.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Phil...
0:00:53 > 0:00:55< Anybody home?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- Oh, you're back!- You all right?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I'm auditioning for the main part in the Christmas play.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I've been playing football for the school.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Too cool to give me a hug, right?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Welcome back. I weren't expecting you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12We're just back for the week. I've got some things to sort out
0:01:12 > 0:01:14- before Bianca gets home. - Yeah, Nan got cheap coach tickets.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- We was up at the crack of dawn. - Well, welcome back.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18My room...
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Maybe not for too long, Tiff. I'll have to sort out
0:01:20 > 0:01:23the sleeping arrangements before your mum gets back.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25- Where's Derek?- He's out.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Oh, what the hell is that?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Yeah. Derek bought it off the stall.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Well, if that's the worst of what he's been up to,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37I suppose I should be grateful.
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Look who I found in my room.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- You must be Alice. - You must be Auntie Carol.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51I know delivering junk mail is what keeps the post office going,
0:01:51 > 0:01:54but it means you have to go to every single door.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Next Olympics, I'm going to do the marathon, because...
0:01:58 > 0:02:04according to this, I've done...13.27 kilometres.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07You're just putting some shifts in whilst it's half term?
0:02:07 > 0:02:08No, it's full time.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11You're not going back to the school?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13No. You know, bills,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15mortgage...
0:02:15 > 0:02:17stuff, you know?
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Dad. You love your school work.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Yeah, this pays more.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25But what happened to chasing your dream and doing what you want?
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Look, Tam, sometimes reality is what it is.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29And you're OK with that?
0:02:29 > 0:02:34Delivering the Crown's Royal Mail, finishing by mid morning?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35What's not to like?
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Sharon.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55I'm just on my way to work.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Got some fruit for Dennis.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00- I've cut it up into little pieces. - Oh, thank you.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01I remember when Peter had mumps,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- he struggled with chewing and everything.- That's kind of you.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08- Cheers.- Has Phil said anything to you about the Lola, Lexi thing?
0:03:08 > 0:03:10I haven't seen him over the weekend.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Oh, right. I swear to you, it's not got anything to do with me
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- and Phil and everything... - Has he said something to you?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17No. He's not said anything.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Well, to be honest I expected to come home to a tip,
0:03:41 > 0:03:42but this place looks all right.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Oh, don't look at me. Alice is the tidy one.- Don't worry. I didn't think you had anything to do with it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Today's my day off, so I can help out with anything...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52What do you want me to do with this, then?
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Here, I'll sort it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Dad's been pretty good, as well.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Like with paying bills and keeping up to date with everything.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Maybe I've come back to a parallel universe!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Then again...
0:04:06 > 0:04:07..maybe not.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15You not staying for breakfast?
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Have you seen how late it is?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20And whose fault is that?
0:04:24 > 0:04:25Please stay.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30Oh, right. So, trying to get me the sack on Friday wasn't enough, eh?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Want to give it another crack, do ya?
0:04:32 > 0:04:33I was coming to let you go.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Course you were, Luce.- I was! I came back when Whitney stopped me.
0:04:39 > 0:04:44So what if you lost your job, anyway? You could always come work for me.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Right, well, I ain't really that big on chip frying, thanks, Luce.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Well, maybe we could do something later - meet up for a drink?
0:04:54 > 0:04:57I ain't really sure what I'm doing yet, so...
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Well, text me.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Phil, Ian's got enough to cope with, getting himself back together.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18He does not need you twisting the knife over this.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20So me not stopping and having a chat with Ian Beale
0:05:20 > 0:05:22is twisting the knife, is it?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Look, I have not got a problem with him, OK? Trust me.
0:05:24 > 0:05:28So you're not planning on dunking his head down a toilet any time soon?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30No, he's in the clear. Anyway, I've got a new bog brush.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'll let him know it's all right, then.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- I can have a word with him if you want.- No, no. No need to.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Why's that there?
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Still his voicemail.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46He did say he was busy today.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Busy? Busy with my boot up his backside.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Right, I need some chocolate.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Oh, here we go.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55He's having a laugh.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57What's this?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Right, that's enough.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Liam, look after Tiff and Morgan, I'm just going out.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm really sorry, Auntie Carol.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10You got nothing to be sorry about, darling.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- There we go.- Ooh, look at that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17And I'll have another cup of tea, please, my darling.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Mmm.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What was I supposed to do?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30- And when were you going to tell me? - I was going to come round...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh! Lucky I've saved you the bother, then.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35You really think you can do anything you want, don't you?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37It's not about what I want. It's about Lola and Lexi.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, yeah, course it is.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41When Ian pulled out, she was all over the place.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46- You had no right.- She begged me to get you to help but I knew you'd say no, so I put your name down anyway.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Well, now you can take it off.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51- It's already at the court, Sharon. - Well, say you made a mistake.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55It's just a piece of paper. That's all it is, and if it gets Lexi home,
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- then so what if I'm out of order? - You reckon?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Yeah, because I don't care. Well, obviously, I do care.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03It gives Ben something to aim for.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06I know I should have said something, but,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08well, when Ian was out of the frame,
0:07:08 > 0:07:12I just thought I'd do whatever I could to help Lola and Lexi.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm just trying to do the right thing, Sharon.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18That's what you do, isn't it? You try and do the right thing.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24All right, smiler?
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- You look like you've been to the same fun factory as Sy.- Snap!
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Come on, see if you can help us with our master plan in finding Sy a job.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35This is like the rejects' cafe on The Apprentice.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- You're fired!- There are jobs out there, you know, Tam -
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- just got to find 'em.- Yeah, before the other two million unemployed do.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44No luck down the Jobcentre?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Well, yeah, but sadly I'm not a qualified accountant,
0:07:46 > 0:07:48nor do I have a degree in structural engineering.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Or an experienced pharmacist.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I saw that one. I just didn't like the hours.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- D'you want a cup of tea?- Yeah.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00So, Dad is back delivering post.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04- What about the school?- He's given it up.- Why would he do that?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Let's see. He either loves the outdoors,
0:08:07 > 0:08:11he likes walking around in the rain for six miles, or it pays better.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Parvez...
0:08:15 > 0:08:16Why don't you join us?
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Even our chef can't stand us.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- All right?- Yeah.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- It's good to have you back. - It's good to be back...I think.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I thought you weren't due back for a couple of weeks.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Well, I had some things to do and you know, things change.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Apart from our brother, evidently.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Brother? You talking about the old grumpy one?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You know he's still using our house to store dodgy gear?
0:08:43 > 0:08:46You know what he's like. Don't get involved.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- All I know is he's got the hump with me, big time.- About what?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Where do you want to start? He's got his boy Joey...
0:08:51 > 0:08:55- Joey? He's back as well? I knew Alice is here, but... - Joey's working for me.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Why's Derek got the hump about that? - You ain't seen the two of them together.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00The boy don't want to know him.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04Put Derek's nose right out of joint, and that ain't even the best bit.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08The wedding! Sorry, I meant to say. That's really good news. I'm really pleased for you.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Derek ain't. He's been a right pain about all the best man business and all that.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- What, you've asked Jack? - Yeah. I want the day to go well.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Don't want to spend it worrying what Captain Pugwash is going to get up to.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Have you seen him this morning?- No.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Honestly, Carol, he ain't doing himself any favours.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Seriously, if he don't wind it in, me and him...
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- All right, I'll see you later. - See you later.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What do you reckon, Alfie?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Lovely, Mo. Goes with your warts.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- It's not what my white-van man thinks.- What?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37My white-van man. The fella I got this lot off.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- He was giving me the eye. - I hope you picked it up, cleaned it and gave it back to him!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44ALFIE LAUGHS
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I thought I told you to check them notes.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48If you get any moody notes,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I'll take 'em off your hands for half the face value.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Shut up, Nan. Phil's gone all straight now.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Yeah, right. And my farmers have cleared right up. Do me a favour.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I want that lot out of here, an' all.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01SHE CACKLES
0:10:01 > 0:10:03All right?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Oh, come on, girls. What are we, back in the playground?
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- You broke the pact. You let him go.- Yes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13And you let him back into your bed.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15You back with him?
0:10:15 > 0:10:17I've forgiven him, haven't I?
0:10:17 > 0:10:20What's that written all over your forehead, eh?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Doormat.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24No. Lucy, you don't have to explain herself to her.
0:10:24 > 0:10:25And what about Tyler, eh?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Is he going to forgive you that quickly? No.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29D'you know what - I'm the only one round here
0:10:29 > 0:10:33who hasn't actually kissed him, and I'm getting all the grief.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35You, you're all the same.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38You all deserve each other.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46All right?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53All right! I'm picking up a slight sense of anger then, Lauren, eh?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55My best mates hate me because of you.
0:10:55 > 0:11:00- They'll get over it, won't they? - You might be able to play Lucy and Whitney like some sort of mugs,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02but it's not going to work for me.
0:11:02 > 0:11:03All right.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13It's like the rules of the universe don't apply to him.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16He's Phil Mitchell and he can do exactly as he likes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Wasn't he going to tell you? - That's not the point, is it?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22He's already done it. I'm down on that application form
0:11:22 > 0:11:24and that is that as far as he's concerned.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26He would've been desperate once I pulled out, OK?
0:11:26 > 0:11:29He'd be prepared to do whatever it takes.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Oh, what, and stuff the rest of us?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Ben's inside, OK?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37This gives Phil something to live for.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39I'm not saying what he's done's right...
0:11:39 > 0:11:40No. Because it ain't.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42No, you're right. It ain't.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45But sometimes we want things so badly,
0:11:45 > 0:11:47we're prepared to do anything to make it happen.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55All right, Luce. Ian about?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58He's around, maybe having lunch. I don't know.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Right, when you see him, can you tell him that Bianca's back soon?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04And this is vital news to him because...?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Could you just pass the message on? Thanks.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Are you going to buy anything or not?- When we start working together,
0:12:10 > 0:12:13- you'll have to sort out that attitude.- You want your job back?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Yeah, well I think that is a matter for me and Ian.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Well, no, not really, because I run this place now.- Since when?
0:12:19 > 0:12:22And why do you think I want anyone from your family working here?
0:12:22 > 0:12:27- Excuse me! What do you mean, my family?- Your brother nearly runs me out of business, robbing from me,
0:12:27 > 0:12:31threatening me, but you just stroll back in here and ask for your job back.
0:12:38 > 0:12:39Alice.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Have you seen your dad yet?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45- No, I haven't.- When you see him, you tell him I'm looking for him.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Here, Derek, you like a good party, don't you?
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I'm not impartial to a bit of fun and frolics, Alfie, no.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Right, big Halloween party it is.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55I've been thinking - maybe doing the place up,
0:12:55 > 0:12:58few decorations and all that...
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Spiders' webs and broomsticks?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Yeah. Witches' hats, pumpkins.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04I suppose you'll be wanting to buy my gear off me, then?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08No, thanks, Mo. I've got enough stuff out back from last year, thank you.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Party it is, then!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13Hello, angel. What do you want to drink?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Derek.- Yes?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16This note's dodgy.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- You're joking!- Sorry.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20There's a lot of them going about.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- I've just been given this in the garage.- Well, we can't take it.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26So I'm the loser in all this.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Typical, innit?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29First you get the bankers doing us,
0:13:29 > 0:13:33then you get some scumbag in the local community having us over...
0:13:33 > 0:13:37It's always the little people, ain't it? Always the little people.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Still, life goes on. What you having?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Carol's back.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Oh, is she?
0:13:45 > 0:13:46So what Lucy said is right?
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Look, I don't know about the threatening bit, but,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- yeah, he didn't exactly play very nice.- But why would he do that?
0:13:53 > 0:13:57- Carol, it's not for me to say, is it? Do you want a cup of tea? - No. Can you just tell me?
0:13:57 > 0:14:01- The way Derek spun it was she grassed him up.- Over what?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03I don't know the ins and out, do I?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Jack, I'm not in the mood...
0:14:04 > 0:14:06It was over some dodgy booze or something.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Derek was left out of pocket.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09This just gets better and better.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13But it's OK now. The police found nothing and his probation officer's cool with it now.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Oh, right, oh, right. Silly me,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17for worrying about my brother threatening a teenage girl.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Do me a favour. Keep it down, will you?- I will not keep it down! Everywhere I've been today,
0:14:21 > 0:14:24all I've heard is that Derek is a one-man disaster.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Well, will you kick off quietly? I got a sick kid in the other room.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29What sick kid?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Dennis. Sharon's boy.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35- Sharon who?- Sharon Rickman. Used to be Watts.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Sharon Mitchell?- Rickman.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I don't know what planet I've landed on,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42but what the hell is going on?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Sharon and Dennis are staying here now.- Staying?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- Staying?- Yeah.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Oh. Right. Well, I'm really happy for you. I'm happy for all of you.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52You're all moving on.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55I'll let you get on with nursing... Who is it?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Dennis.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Dennis...
0:14:58 > 0:14:59- Rickman.- Mm.
0:15:00 > 0:15:01Oi.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02What?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Don't tell Derek I told you about the Lucy stuff.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07He's already giving me grief over this best man thing.
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Oh, and sis?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Bet you're glad to be back, ain't you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:24- If you've come back to have another go, don't bother, because I don't need it.- Is that right?
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Yeah. You've said your bit,
0:15:25 > 0:15:28you've told me what you think, so, whatever...
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Only you could do this.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What?
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Turn this around like everyone else is in the wrong.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Look, Phil, this application...
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You haven't signed my name on a birthday card.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- It's a legal document. - Sharon, I did what I had to do.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Regardless of anyone else.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Lexi needs to be with her family.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49She needs to be with her mum
0:15:49 > 0:15:53and if I have to wade in to make that happen, then I will and if that makes me wrong, I don't care.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57Because if you'd have seen the look on Lola's face, seen the look
0:15:57 > 0:15:59in her eyes when she thought Ian pulling out meant
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- that she'd lost her daughter, you'd have done exactly the same.- No.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have gone behind people's backs.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Well, like I said, we've done this,
0:16:08 > 0:16:10so don't let me keep you, yeah?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Look, will you shut up a minute?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17I came here to tell you that maybe...
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Maybe I get it, you know?
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Maybe I understand.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26That doesn't mean you're right, but...I get it.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29And if Lola's happy about it, then...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32..you can use my name.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38PHONE BLEEPS
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Oh, hiya.- Hi. Er...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00is Kim about?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04No, sorry, love. She's just gone out. How's your mum and Kamil?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05Good. They might be back soon.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08As long as she's having a good time, eh?
0:17:08 > 0:17:12Anyway, listen, I've just got to pop out to the Minute Mart, so...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Right, um, I was just wondering if there was any work going here.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I can cook, clean, make beds,
0:17:16 > 0:17:18cos that's what I do when Mum's not about.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20I've got a good morning smile.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- I'm sorry.- It's OK. It's not the first time I've heard that word today.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27I tried to get the job cleaning the toilets down the station,
0:17:27 > 0:17:30but what with the 200 applicants they've had already...
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Anyway, if anything comes up, just tell Kim to give me a call.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35- Listen, there might be a few hours going.- Really?
0:17:35 > 0:17:39- Cos just talk to Kim. I'll do anything.- I meant at the Minute Mart.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'm just on my way there now, but got a temp in at the moment.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Not good.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Is that Mum's old job?
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Look, if you don't want to... It's just a thought.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Just helping out? - Exactly, just helping out.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Till she comes back? - Till she comes back. Yeah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58OK. Yeah. I'll take it.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59- Thanks.- Yeah.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Can I have a tea and a coffee, please, love?
0:18:05 > 0:18:06Yeah, is it busy out there?
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yeah, not bad, not bad.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10I've seen Phil.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Oh, yeah? Lucky you.
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Look, what he's done...
0:18:13 > 0:18:18I know you were upset about Ian, but he should have spoken to me - it's massive.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22And you know, no matter how much you want this sorting out, Lola,
0:18:22 > 0:18:25and I understand you do - of course you do - but he just can't go
0:18:25 > 0:18:27doing what he wants without speaking to people.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Whoa, whoa. What are you rabbiting on about?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31The residency application.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Yeah, what about it?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Me being on it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35You?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Who's that from?
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Dunno. Someone just left it on the bar.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Someone's got an admirer. - Don't be stupid!
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- And you know who it is. - No, I don't.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57You know what you are, don't you?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00You know what she is, Alfie?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- What?- Jealous.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Yeah, that's what it is.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07She's jealous of me getting some attention for a change.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Hold on. Who's the rose from?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12It's mine, from my admirer.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16- Don't stand there gawping. Did you get his number?- Who?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- My white-van man! - What, he sent you a rose?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Who else would it be? Big bloke, scar on his chin,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24muscles you could bounce tennis balls off?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Yeah. That sounds like him.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- So did you get his number? - I didn't, sorry, Nan.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Gordon Bennett, girl! I finally find a bloke to scratch my itch
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- and you let him get away. - Enough, Mo.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- The box is wet now, look. - That's beer.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37There must've been a leak.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Oh, what a shame.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I suppose you'll be biting my hand off now
0:19:42 > 0:19:44for replacement decorations.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Did you sabotage this, Nan?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Just because you don't store your stuff properly,
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- don't go accusing me. - Oh. Right, listen.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52OK, stop. Let's not row, OK?
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Let me have a chat with Roxy and see what we can do.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56It's damaged, so how much?
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Twice as much as it was this morning.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Well done, Mo, thank you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Come for round two, have you?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07You got a good right cross there, Lauren.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09You should get yourself down Basher's. Look, Lauren,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12come on, wait up a sec, will you? Lauren, please.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I'm sorry, all right. I am.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Is that how got you back into Lucy's bed, is it? "Sorry"?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I want us to be mates.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24I used to have a few of them, didn't I, before you turned up?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I didn't mean to mess things up between you all.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- It's a bit late for that now. - But it's not what I wanted, Lauren.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Look, you really helped me out last week,
0:20:31 > 0:20:34stopped me from getting the sack from here,
0:20:34 > 0:20:37and that's the sort of thing that mates do.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I promise you, Lauren, if I ever see you
0:20:40 > 0:20:43chained up to some giant metal flower,
0:20:43 > 0:20:44I'll do exactly the same.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48I will. I didn't mean to upset you, Lauren.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Mates, yeah?
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I'll think about it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01I suppose that's one step up from you trying to whack me one, innit?
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Hello, sis, welcome home.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23Did you have a nice trip? How's Bianca?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24She well?
0:21:26 > 0:21:30- What? What's the matter? - I've spent the whole morning going round in circles looking for you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Yeah, and here I am.- Right. Don't you ever answer your phone?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Do you know, I think I might have left it here today.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Oh, right! Maybe you left it in the kitchen cupboard with the other 20.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I can explain about those.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42They're pay as you go and they're totally legit.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46- Would you just stop it, Derek? Stop lying!- C'mon, it's only bits and pieces.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48I told you before I left, I wanted it gone.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Done.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I knew it. I knew you'd let me down.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05You just can't help yourself, can you?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Oh, come on. It's only petty stuff. It's not heavy like it used to be.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I can't trust you any more, Derek.
0:22:10 > 0:22:14After everything I've said, you still went and used this house.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Look, it was there for one night
0:22:16 > 0:22:18and I didn't know you were coming home, did I?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I'm not playing any more, Derek.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I can't have this. Not with Bianca coming home.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26All right, I swear. No more hooky gear in the house.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's not just the hooky gear, though, is it?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32What about all the dodgy booze?
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Yes.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Yes. Yes, exactly, I've heard everything today.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41Police sniffing around, you robbing off of Lucy Beale...
0:22:41 > 0:22:44No, that was just reclaiming the debt, OK? That was just business.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- And you threatened her. - Threatened her? What am I going to threaten a little girl for? Please!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- That's not what I've been told. - Oh yeah, who by?
0:22:50 > 0:22:55Everywhere I've been today, every single person I've spoken to
0:22:55 > 0:22:57- has not had a good word to say about you.- Like who?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01And I can't believe you're going off about this best man stuff.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Oh right, I see.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06Well, I should be the best man because I'm the oldest. It's my right.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07Even Joey's back on the scene
0:23:07 > 0:23:10and evidently doesn't want anything to do with you.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13That's just small steps, but Alice is here. You'll like Alice.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Have you met Alice yet? She loves me, Alice.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16You can't keep doing this,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19winding everybody up, doing dodgy deals!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Oh, Carol, look. Please.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I don't want to wind you up.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I could do without the grief, believe me. It's just that...
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- It's what I am.- What's that?
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- It's what I do.- Being selfish, thinking of yourself?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Do you know what the Old Bill would do to Bianca
0:23:36 > 0:23:37if they found all this here?
0:23:37 > 0:23:41No. You just think about yourself, Derek. Stuff everyone.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Stuff me and the kids.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Fine.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09I was, er, just going to pop over and see you.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Well, here I am.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12So?
0:24:12 > 0:24:14I don't know, Phil. You tell me.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16You're still all right with everything, ain't you?
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- OK to help Lola?- Yeah.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23This is the same Lola I just spoke to, who hadn't got a clue what was going on?
0:24:23 > 0:24:27I didn't want to tell her anything until I got it sorted - to get her hopes up.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You told me that you put my name on that form
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- because of how upset she was that Ian pulled out.- She IS upset.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35She didn't know about any of it, Phil!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37You know this is not about Lola, this is about you.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39It's always about you.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41She wanted me to help get her kid back, didn't she?
0:24:41 > 0:24:47- She'll have to do it on her own, because I'm out.- Sharon...- I mean it, Phil. Now, you call the social,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49you get my name off that application form or I will.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Because do you know what, Phil?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54THAT is the right thing to do.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02DOOR SLAMS
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well that was lovely, angel, thank you.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10See? On their best behaviour now you're back.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12- Oi! I do my share.- No, you don't!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Oi, oi, oi. No smashing plates, please.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18- Here, I'll do that. - Ain't she a treasure?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Go on, Liam, do your bit.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24That's what I like to see - a bit of family team spirit.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27And I mean it, Derek. You keep this place free of your stuff.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29You do not put Bianca at risk.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Anything to make you happy.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Your last chance.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Right, what say I go and pick Tiff and Morgan up from Ray's,
0:25:38 > 0:25:41and we all go out for a nice little
0:25:41 > 0:25:44ritzy bit of pudding somewhere, eh?
0:25:44 > 0:25:47My treat. Maybe a snifter or two for the more mature ones?
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- Sounds like a plan.- Right,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Good. Then I shall be back in a jiffy.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55THEY LAUGH
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