12/11/2012

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0:00:33 > 0:00:35CLATTERING

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Something I said?

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh, look, I've un-broken it.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Is that one of those scented candles?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh, I love them!

0:00:54 > 0:00:56There you go.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21KNOCK ON DOOR

0:01:25 > 0:01:27KNOCK ON DOOR REPEATS

0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Hi.- Hi.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44So I've looked it up, it's 120 miles to Birmingham.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47If you take a car, it'll take two-and-a-half hours.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50- If you take a train, it'll take an hour and a quarter. - And if I don't come at all?

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Yasmin will never forgive you. And worse...

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- There's worse? - Syed, you'll never forgive yourself.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06You need a shave.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09And some deodorant.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11I love you too.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12You need to look presentable.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I'm not listening to you, remember?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Right, well, don't listen to this.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20You can't wave Yasmin off looking like that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22I'll get a flag and wave it from the window.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Don't do this, Christian.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh. Sorry.

0:02:32 > 0:02:38Lauren, wait a minute, will you? We can't do this every time we end up alone in a room together.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41- DOORBELL CHIMES - Ugh!

0:02:46 > 0:02:47You all right, Nan?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Hmm.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53OK, well, "morning" would be nice.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Nan?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Guess who!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- The man of my dreams? - Yes, well done, you genius, you.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yeah, I'm such a genius that I'm going turn a Monday into a Friday

0:03:36 > 0:03:38and take you out again.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Sweetheart, seriously, Kat, that's a lovely idea,

0:03:41 > 0:03:43but I think it's too late notice to get cover.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Let's save it for another night, yeah?- Yeah.- Want a cup of tea?- Yeah.

0:04:03 > 0:04:04Mum?

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- I'll be off.- No, no, wait. Please.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15What is it, Mum?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Just fancied a cuppa.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- There's a caff across the road. - TANYA TUTS

0:04:24 > 0:04:26You all right?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Just one of those days, darling.

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Right.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38- What days?- I'll be all right in a minute. Just ignore me.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Right, lovely. Will do. Not a problem. Come on, babe.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Here, you'll never guess who this is from?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Only from Rainie.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Wishing me luck on my wedding day. Can you believe that?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56D-Did she say anything else?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Just that she hopes I have a lovely day.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01She's got a nerve, ain't she?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- Ignore it.- There's only a small matter of a bridesmaid's dress. That Rainie tore up.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10Yeah. Now she thinks she can just buy me a card and it'll be all right. I'm not having it, Mum.

0:05:10 > 0:05:11I want her phone number.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16I ain't got my phone on me.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, when you do get it, let me have it. Then I can let Rainie have it.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You wanted a flag.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30I found it in the caff.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Take it.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You know there'll be photos when she's leaving.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Everyone will take photos on their phones and cameras,

0:05:46 > 0:05:50and if you're not in them, she's never going to ask who you were.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54SKIPPING ROPES THUD

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Has anyone seen Ray?

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Oh, yes, he told me to tell you he's sorry but something's come up.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04- He can't do the self-defence class with you.- I took a day off work!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06The whole day? Trying to be a ninja or something?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09- It was going to be a really full-on session.- Oh, kinky!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11We had one of them last night.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- Oi!- No, nothing like that.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I was joking, Alice.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Yeah, I know.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- Is that why you're blushing? - I'm not.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I'm not!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34MOBILE RINGS

0:06:34 > 0:06:36All right, Alice?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38No, I'm not working till later. Why?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Yeah?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46Yeah, well, I'll come down the gym with you. You don't want to waste your day off, do you?

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Yeah. Yeah. I can teach you.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Got to keep my sister safe, ain't I? All right? See you in a bit.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01- I just came for Rainie's number. - Sorry, I forgot. I deleted it.

0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Mum, you didn't?- By accident.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Let me have a look at your phone.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Told you.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20I'll just have to find her some other way, won't I? Have to get in touch with Jack.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Let it go. It's just a stupid card.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Like you wouldn't go storming in, Mum. You'd be angrier than I am!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Maybe I'm mellowing.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35Pff! Blimey, Mum. I knew you weren't yourself this morning.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Your sister... I haven't always told you the truth about her.

0:07:43 > 0:07:44Right. What's she done now?

0:07:46 > 0:07:50- This isn't about Rainie.- It's always about her. I'm sick of it.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53OK, OK.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56When I went to see Rainie, I got drunk.

0:07:57 > 0:08:03Maybe I-I didn't remember things the way I...

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- thought I did.- Mum, it's all right. You don't have to defend her.

0:08:08 > 0:08:09She wasn't even there, Tanya.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14She sent her sponsor.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16She brought a letter with her.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21She's doing good, but she don't want to meet with me.

0:08:23 > 0:08:27You told me she was there. You told me she was raving drunk.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Why would you do that?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Don't just shrug at me, that's not an answer.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35It's all I've got.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37But you...

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Right, so she's sober? She's sober. You didn't tell me.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46That's great. Means she can come to the wedding.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48No. She's not well enough. It's too soon.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I need to get in touch with her, I need to see her.

0:08:50 > 0:08:55Leave her alone. She's sorting herself out.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Anything else you conveniently forgot to tell me?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Nothing.- No?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Nothing about a bridesmaid's dress, maybe?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Getting ripped up, getting ruined? - It didn't.

0:09:11 > 0:09:14What do you mean, it didn't? What happened?

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Can't remember.- Mum! What happened to the bridesmaid's dress?

0:09:20 > 0:09:23I binned it. There.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27- That better than a shrug for you? - You did WHAT? Why would you do that?

0:09:27 > 0:09:29That's insane!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35I don't want to talk about this any more. Not today.

0:09:40 > 0:09:44Oh, well, good. Because I've heard enough.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46I've heard more than enough.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52DOOR SLAMS

0:09:56 > 0:09:57All right?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Are you sure you know about self-defence?- I know enough.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Ty, shall we go? Stinks in here.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08- You following me around? - Er, I really don't think so.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12I'm just here to see Uncle Jack. Is he here?

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Whitney, have you seen him? - Oh, you talking to me?

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Right, I'm off. - You only just got here!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24You ain't going to scare anyone off, all right? You're just...

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- You're just wasting your time, trust me.- Joey!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29What a div. I mean, really?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Is that everything?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Yeah, just about.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41No, that's staying.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44She never really played with it.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I, um... I booked a cab.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49How long?

0:10:49 > 0:10:51An hour.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to reschedule our appointment.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02I did say I was sorry!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Does this mean you're going to see Yasmin off?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- It means I'd rather sit here and have a coffee, Luce.- All right?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Hey.- So you reckon this new care plan's going to work then?

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Well, we're hoping.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- Oi, you got a menu? - You'll find one inside.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22It's all right. Can't eat anyway.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Lola, you've just got to hang on in there, OK?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Yeah, that's easy for you to say. I just miss her so much.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31What if she forgets me, then what am I going to do?

0:11:31 > 0:11:32Oh, darling, she'll never do that.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Probably already forgotten.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Cora, you were late opening up. - Got a bit distracted.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Oh, about time!

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Nice.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50Suits you.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54- It's not mine. It's my sister's. She wants rid of it.- I'm not surprised.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Lola. You all right, babe?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Yeah, just great.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02Anything I can do?

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Not unless you've got Lexi under your coat.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Know what I'd do if I was you?

0:12:07 > 0:12:10- Wash your hands of the whole thing. - Cora!

0:12:10 > 0:12:14Look at her, Patrick. Look how worried she is.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16I thought you were behind me?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20It'll never be how you imagined, no matter how hard you try.

0:12:30 > 0:12:34Think I can still do people's nails with half a pint of vodka in me?

0:12:34 > 0:12:38I've done a lot worse with less in me!

0:12:38 > 0:12:42All right, Alfie. Three of the usual, please, mate.

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Business is booming. Or are you here to apologise for the mess you left last Friday?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- What you talking about? - We tidied up, you muppet.

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- Kat, have a word with 'em, will you?- Have a word?!

0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Oi, you're all naughty boys! - Well, smack my wrists.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55What you lot doing in here anyway?

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Just a bit of bonding.- Brothers.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00You want something to bond over?

0:13:00 > 0:13:04Tell you what, why don't you take my mother into the woods and then leave her there?

0:13:04 > 0:13:08- I'll get the car, shall I? - I hear Epping Forest's lovely this time of year.

0:13:08 > 0:13:09Boys, boys, bit of respect, please.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13That's my mother-in-law you're talking about. Right, let's go.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15THEY LAUGH

0:13:17 > 0:13:18- Cheers.- Cheers.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Here, Tan, what you doing later, sweetheart?

0:13:22 > 0:13:23You asking me out, Alfie?

0:13:23 > 0:13:29No, I promised Kat we'd go out but unfortunately I'm stuck here.

0:13:29 > 0:13:30I thought, you know...

0:13:30 > 0:13:34- Come on, you had a great time last time, didn't you? - It's all right, Alfie!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36We had a laugh, didn't we? Yeah.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40There you go. See. You wanted to go out, you shall go out. Nice one.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- Here you go, Del. - Cheers, mate.- Thank you, mate.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51- You're leaving it a bit late. - Yeah, well, I'm here now.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Yasmin's in the lounge, if you want to say goodbye?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56That's the last thing I want to do. I'm here to stop her leaving.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- Ray'll sort you out.- She wishes.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Not being funny, Alice, but your brother is a bit of a muppet.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06Ain't he, Lauren, eh?

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Uh, yeah, yeah, total muppet.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13- What's she doing here? - It's all right, she's cool.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15Is she? What's changed?

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Well, I've stopped being a div, ain't I?

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Hmm. It's about time.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Anyway, I'm going to get back to the stall. All right?

0:14:24 > 0:14:28And listen, if it helps, there is one move that I know.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37120 miles.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40That's all. Hardly anything.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- I've got to try, you know that. - I'm sorry.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49It's been decided, it's happening.

0:14:49 > 0:14:50I'll beg you.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- I'll get on my knees if I... - CAR HORN BEEPS

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Do you mind?!- Christian...please.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02It's all right, because she's not going anywhere.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Tell him, tell him how you really feel.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Me?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Both of you.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I know you don't want this to happen any more than I do.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15You have to let her go. Just like we do.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Mas, this is your last chance to stop this.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- It's for the best. - Then why are you falling apart?

0:15:26 > 0:15:29If you're doing this because I took Sy off you.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31That would make me a pretty sad person.

0:15:31 > 0:15:35Please. Don't do it.

0:15:35 > 0:15:40Look...whatever ends up happening between you and Sy,

0:15:40 > 0:15:43you know you'll always be a part of Yasmin's life.

0:15:43 > 0:15:44And that's a promise.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50Birmingham... isn't exactly on my radar.

0:15:52 > 0:15:53So change your radar, girl.

0:15:55 > 0:16:01Look I know you hate this, but you have to let her go.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05I've got a life for Yasmin, a good one, a happy one.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06Happy?

0:16:08 > 0:16:13What are you going to do if she gets upset and she asks for me?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15What will you tell her?

0:16:15 > 0:16:19That you're on your way. And you'd better be.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Give your Uncle Christian a big kiss.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Hey.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Sit down here.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I'm sitting right here. Now you be a good girl for me.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46OK? I'm going to ring and check up on you...

0:16:47 > 0:16:50And I'll come and see you.

0:16:50 > 0:16:54Cos I love you. Very much.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16Goodbye, sweetheart.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Look after her.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I will.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30See you soon.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Get up.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Why?

0:17:57 > 0:17:58Go on. Get up. Now.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59Go on, Alice.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Come at me.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05- I didn't mean what I said earlier, all right? - Oh, bless him, he's scared.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, shut up. Scared?

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Go on then, go for her.

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Come on.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17This is ridiculous, you know that? All right. Ready?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Who's not ready now?

0:18:32 > 0:18:37Cora, you're meant to be at the charity shop.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41What's going on?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Here you go, fellas. This one's on me, all right? Cheers.

0:18:44 > 0:18:48We're good enough for you now, are we? I thought you told Kat you were busy tonight.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51Tracey come good at the last minute. Just don't tell the missus.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55You shouldn't do that, Alfie. Ooh la la.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Lying to your woman.- Rotten, that is. Lying behind their backs.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Bang out of order, Alfie. Bang out of order.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03What you talking about? We're only having a drink.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Yeah, very funny. - They were born to be lied to, Alfie.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10Long as they don't lie to us in return, that's what matters.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Here's to honest women, eh? - Oh, hang on.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15- What? Oh, yeah. - Him.- He ain't got one.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18I like to call it "between women".

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Know what I like to call it? Sad.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'll drink to that.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Know what I'd normally be doing right now?

0:19:28 > 0:19:32Cooking the dinner with my left hand, ironing a shirt with the right

0:19:32 > 0:19:36- and making the packed lunches with my foot.- Max lazy then? - Lazy? It'd be an improvement, that.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Maybe he's saving his energy for the bedroom, Tanya.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- Is that what Alfie's like?- Eh?

0:19:43 > 0:19:45Come on. What's Alfie like?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Just - lovely Alfie.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56You still in pain?

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, yeah. Absolute agony.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Serves you right.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04Oi. Your mates aren't here now, you don't need to do that.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07OK. You saw through me then?

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Yes, I did.

0:20:09 > 0:20:10And you're not angry?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No. Hardly going to be that, am I?

0:20:13 > 0:20:18See? See, we can be friends. It's not that hard, is it?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Yeah. Well, it's all right.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26Just as long as, you know, nothing else happens.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Which it won't.

0:20:27 > 0:20:31- Good.- Good. - OK. Well, this is us then.

0:20:35 > 0:20:41You know, I even think my shoulder's stopped hurting now. What d'you think of that?

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Go on, Al. How many women you had? Spill the beans.

0:20:46 > 0:20:51OK. I think...probably close to 20.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54That all?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55- About three figures, easy. - Oh, really?

0:20:55 > 0:20:59- It's not quantity, is it? It's quality.- Thank you, Max.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Trouble with Jack was, none of them had any quality.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Well, you throw enough darts and one's going to stick, Derek.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08And no offence, but Sharon just might be a bull's-eye.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Yeah, for Phil maybe.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12What's he got to do with anything? Eh?

0:21:12 > 0:21:16Me and Sharon have got a good thing going, all right?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Don't think you can twist it with your snidey comments.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22- Jack, Jack, leave it. He's only winding you up.- Am I?

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Oh.

0:21:42 > 0:21:43My turn.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27D'you reckon I can trust Jack?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29Where'd that come from?

0:22:29 > 0:22:32You've known him a lot longer than me, Tanya.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34I barely scratch the surface these days.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Hardly filling me with confidence.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Thing is, Sharon, can you really trust anyone?

0:22:39 > 0:22:42I mean, really and truly. What d'you think?

0:22:42 > 0:22:43I'd like to think so.

0:22:43 > 0:22:45But then we can't all be angels, can we?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Spoken like a true sinner.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Oh, hello, look. She's gone all quiet.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56You never told me what happened today. Why'd you want to drink a whole pint of vodka?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58My mother happened.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00It looks like her and Rainie won't be at the wedding.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03That's a shame, they'll miss Jack's big speech.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Don't even get me started on that pair.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I've had it up to here with Jack and Derek bickering.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09It's just lucky Max is the voice of reason.

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Ain't being funny, Del, but you weren't even a consideration for best man.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Oh, is that right?- I'd have asked that table leg before you.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19I'd give a better speech than monkey boy here.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21We're supposed to be having a quiet drink.

0:23:21 > 0:23:25We are having a quiet drink. What you talking about? We are!

0:23:25 > 0:23:26- You need to lighten up, Derek. - Oh, yeah?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29You want to make it to this wedding, don't you, Jack?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- Who are you bringing?- Is it Jackie Bosch?- Jackie Bosch.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Oi, oi, oi. Enough of that, enough of that.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I think I might call it a night.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Go on, Del, give her a little call. Jackie Bosch.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40# There's only one Jackie Bosch. #

0:23:40 > 0:23:43Trouble is, Max, I don't think she's going to come -

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I'd lay money that she don't even exist.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47That's it. See you later, lads.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Tell me, Jack - how's the wedding plans with Phil and Sharon going on, eh?

0:23:50 > 0:23:53- How's that all turning out? All going tickety boo, is it?- What's this?

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Hasn't he told you? Has he not told you?

0:23:56 > 0:23:58About the big engagement? The big engagement.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01Not so noisy now, are you, monkey boy?

0:24:01 > 0:24:02Cos it's bogus. All right?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Yeah, and she's doing it for Social Services.- Right.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I tell you what - maybe you can be best man at that wedding and all.

0:24:08 > 0:24:09Oh, yeah?

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Oh here y'are. Here, look, here's our women.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Where's yours?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17All right, are you? Having a nice time, boys?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34Jane... Yeah.

0:24:35 > 0:24:40I know it's late, just wanted a chat with my big sis, that's all.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Come on, you're like a child.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47What you trying to do? What you trying to do?

0:24:47 > 0:24:50- You trying to get me naked? - In your dreams.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Lauren, you've got to be a witness to this.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Your mum, she's manhandling me. Womanhandling me!

0:24:56 > 0:24:58You're meant to be setting me a good example.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00What's gotten into him?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02It's Derek. He's got issues, ain't he?

0:25:02 > 0:25:03Issues about long lost love.

0:25:03 > 0:25:07Well, if I was her, I'd stay lost.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09If he was that bothered, he could just look her up.

0:25:09 > 0:25:13Are you serious? Poor woman's probably still having counselling.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16What do you mean? What you talking about? What's that - look her up?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Well, Dad, it's 2012.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Just go online, type a name in and there you go.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30You wouldn't. Don't.

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Going to woggle it.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45I was going to put 48 candles on it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:4948? Who's that for? Tanya? Max? I didn't think they were that old.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's not for them.

0:25:54 > 0:25:57It's for Ava. My first born.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02The baby that never was.

0:26:06 > 0:26:10You remember what they're like in those first few moments?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14Beautiful. And perfect.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Spanking brand new.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Then she was gone.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24She died?

0:26:28 > 0:26:33I'm stood here looking at this cake

0:26:33 > 0:26:38and I'm wondering how I could let that happen.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I'm so sorry.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Ava Hartman.

0:26:59 > 0:27:04The nurse told me her new name - she wasn't supposed to.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Her new name? I don't follow.

0:27:08 > 0:27:09She didn't die.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14That's what I told everyone, that's what I told Tanya.

0:27:17 > 0:27:24My Ava was so...so healthy.

0:27:29 > 0:27:30Full of life.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34I...had to give her away.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41That's...how it was.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48I can still hear her cry.

0:27:55 > 0:27:58Shall we sing happy birthday?

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