0:00:32 > 0:00:33SHE SIGHS
0:00:46 > 0:00:49How come I'm doing all this on my own?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Because your Mum's in there, ain't she?
0:00:51 > 0:00:52It's women's work, innit?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54SHE LAUGHS
0:00:54 > 0:00:55- Oh, is that right?- Yes.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Oscar!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Get a move on, mate! Sharon and Dennis are waiting for you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00She's through there.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03SHE LAUGHS
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Oi!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Children...
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yes, child, calm yourself down.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Right, give me two minutes, I'll come with you.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Er... I was going to give you the day off, actually, Joey.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Yeah?
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yeah.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Give you a chance to find somewhere else to live.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18What?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20All right, OK.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- Dad! It's only washing-up liquid. I'm going to clear it up. - It ain't that, Lauren, all right?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Look, it ain't me, all right, Joey? It's...
0:01:28 > 0:01:34If it was down to me, you could stay as long as you want. It's just... not everyone's happy, so...
0:01:34 > 0:01:35What, Mum?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Derek.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Are you serious?
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Lauren, it's complicated, all right? SHE SIGHS
0:01:43 > 0:01:47What, his dad doesn't want him to live in our house?
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Has he got any thoughts on what I might have for my breakfast next? What..?
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Are you going to ask Derek's permission the next time you need to go to the toilet, Dad?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- It's nothing personal, all right? - Yeah.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04There's bedsits and all that, ain't there?
0:02:04 > 0:02:05Yeah... yeah, course.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's not a problem. There's loads of places.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09DOOR SLAMS
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Lauren!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Oh, Tan, you ought to have a little cushion though, you know?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18For your posture.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21And peppermint tea. For a bit of energy.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22And also a light on.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Cos my Auntie Karen almost went blind from reading under the duvet.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Is that all right?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Sorry.
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Keys.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39Um...Hair, hormones, or, um...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41just the whole maths thing?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43- TANYA CHUCKLES - Yeah.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I would honestly rather go to the dentist
0:02:45 > 0:02:47than start moving decimal points about.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50No, it's family.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52And lies. I mean, you think you know someone, Poppy...
0:02:52 > 0:02:54And then you don't.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Yeah, I know.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Right, my friend, Jessica Dodds,
0:02:57 > 0:03:01found out her dad was gay the night before her NVQ level one in beauty.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Yeah? My other friend, Charlotte Hickey,
0:03:04 > 0:03:07her mum got pregnant at 45, on purpose.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And I'm not being rude, but that is an horrible shock.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12And this is just down my street, yeah?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13My Mum says it's a good job we're normal.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15POPPY CHUCKLES Yeah, right.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18If she actually knew anything about my sister...
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Well, put it this way, she would not be giving Tansy a pound every Friday
0:03:22 > 0:03:23for her supermarket trolley.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26SHE SIGHS Thing is...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I can't say anything.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29You know...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32You leave a secret buried for a long time,
0:03:32 > 0:03:34it's really hard to just...
0:03:34 > 0:03:37casually slip it in the conversation, you know?
0:03:39 > 0:03:40Is my mum up?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Um...
0:03:42 > 0:03:43Five minutes -
0:03:43 > 0:03:47she'll be on her second cup of coffee and have her hairnet off.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I don't know how long I'm going to be.- It's not a problem.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Thank you, Poppy.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Where did I put...- It's down here.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- See ya, then.- See ya.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13- Whoa, whoa, whoa! You want to slow her down a little bit, Max. - Lauren, let's just leave it, yeah?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Let's go.- No!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17No, come on, Uncle Derek! I'm waiting.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Look, who or what Joey does is hardly any business of mine, is it?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24So why can't you keep your sticky beak out of it, eh?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26My...my...my sticky beak?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- My sticky beak?!- All right, Del. Leave it.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Derek...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32he's my cousin.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Look, this boy is a man of some 20-odd years
0:04:36 > 0:04:38with an very unsavoury reputation, eh?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It's no wonder that your father wants him out the house.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- What, you...you actually think I fancy your daughter here?- Dad!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Dad, I would rather snog Ian Beale back in the tramp days. Seriously.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Yeah. And that is a mutual feeling, actually.- Joey, don't be stupid.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Course I don't think you fancy her. I'm not that sick, am I? - How could you, eh?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57How could you?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Eh? Any pretty girl, is that what it is, Joe?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Doesn't matter if you're related?
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Eh?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Some men - they're like dogs.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I hope you've kept your paws off of her this long.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11But, like I said to Max,
0:05:11 > 0:05:14as sick as it is, it's not illegal.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16I mean, it's not like a proper crime, is it,
0:05:16 > 0:05:19like murder, or robbery, or fraud.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22I mean, they are proper crimes, ain't they Max, eh?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23You're disgusting perverts.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26No.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I think you want to rein her in a little bit.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33What's your problem, Del, eh? What's going on in your head?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Making out like this is my call.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Eh? And in fact, what's your problem with Joey staying at mine, all right?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- I thought we'd sorted all this out! - He ain't your son.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Now, I'm willing to back off here, Max,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45and let you sort your problems out yourself.
0:05:45 > 0:05:50- Right, well, Del, you know I can't just get hold of a grand just like that.- Well then kick him out!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51It's as simple as that.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55It's either one way or the other, Uncle Max.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58And don't forget, your friends are getting restless.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Mm?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Two o'clock in the Vic. Make the right decision.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05OK?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I just thought it would cheer you up.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16What with losing your job and Rainie and everything.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Well, you were in a foul mood the whole of last week, really,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- weren't you, so..? - You got any make up on?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Your eyes look puffy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I do understand that it was because of the birthday.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Of your little daughter that died. Wasn't it?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38My sister that died.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39Yeah, OK, thanks.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Ava.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- She does have a name. - Yeah, does. Exactly. Does.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Not "did." Not past tense.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Are you...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52are you sick again?
0:06:53 > 0:06:54No.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- I just... - What you yakking on about, then?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01I want to visit her grave.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Yeah, I was thinking...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10I was thinking, what with Ava being dead and everything, isn't she?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13OK.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16So...
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I thought, um...
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Well, you must have been laying flowers on her grave
0:07:20 > 0:07:22on your own for 48 years, haven't you?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Right.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30So I thought I could come.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35We could go together. And talk about Ava.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Honestly.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41At her graveside.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Just you and me. Sitting by the grave.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Where exactly is her grave, Mum?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Tanya...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Please tell me.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Er...I don't know how to say this...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06But...
0:08:06 > 0:08:09you're a very demanding,
0:08:09 > 0:08:12interfering nosey parker, and you always have been.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Please don't try and cheer me up again.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Gives me such an headache.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29That's a lovely motor, innit?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35All right, I tell you what I'll do, all right?
0:08:35 > 0:08:36And I'm being an absolute idiot here.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40If you give me cash today, I'll knock 500 quid off the price, yeah?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Want to think about it?
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I mean, all you've got to do is speak to your bank.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48HE SIGHS
0:08:52 > 0:08:53He's a freak.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58In fact, they're both middle-aged, sex-obsessed freaks.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03A girl and a boy can just be good friends, can't they?
0:09:03 > 0:09:04They can.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Yes, course.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- SHE SIGHS - You know, all my dad does is just give me grief.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10Mm.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Well, and food and clothes...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18hot water, internet access, little telly in your bedroom...
0:09:18 > 0:09:19- OK. - SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:19 > 0:09:22You know what, Lauren, I know you're unemployed and everything,
0:09:22 > 0:09:26- but you're going to have to stop having a drama all the time, you know?- What?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30It ain't a big deal, all right? I mean, yeah, Mum's is too far away, but like your dad said,
0:09:30 > 0:09:35- I can cover a bedsit if my hours don't go down at the club. - No, just because I'm not working,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- what, you reckon I'm looking for a drama?- Mm.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Right, come on, max 140 a week, and if it says "compact" don't even bother,
0:09:41 > 0:09:45cos it means your shower's in the kitchen and you sleep with your feet up on the fridge.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47SHE CHUCKLES
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Well, come on. Pull your finger out, you drama queen.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Sorry.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58HE LAUGHS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01MAX SIGHS
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Er, yeah. Max Branning.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Yeah, a business loan, please.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Business.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No, my name.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13No, just my name for the business, please.
0:10:16 > 0:10:21Oh, right, yeah, that's exactly the sort of thing I was thinking about.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24What, slow down, what,
0:10:24 > 0:10:26you want me to work out the costings, and then what?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Set a date to go through the business plan?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Er, no, it's all right. I'll call you back, yeah?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Cheers.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Yeah. Yeah, I realise it's a long shot, but it would be, um...
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Ava Hart, so that's A, V...
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Er...
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Oh, right.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08No. No, that won't be her.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10OK.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13No, no, thanks very much. Bye.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17SHE SIGHS
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Yeah, any odd jobs, you know. Spot of window cleaning.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Yeah, well, thanks, anyway.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24In fact...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27in fact, now Syed's definitely not coming back,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29you could tell Tanya that I'd even consider
0:11:29 > 0:11:30being trained up as a massager.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I mean, just birds, though, you know.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Only time I get oil on my hands with a fella is when I help Phil out down the Arches.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Well, I will pass that on, naturally.
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Thank you.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Pops. POPPY CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Bill...- Hey, Fats. - You all right, man? Yeah.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Right, listen to this.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Hair, hormones and her family,
0:11:49 > 0:11:53and suddenly, I am Tanya's temporary assistant manager for the morning.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- What? Check you! High five, babe.- Yes!- Nice.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- OK. So you've done the mouthwash. - Check.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02And you've thought about five interesting things to talk about
0:12:02 > 0:12:05that aren't football, online games or the time you trumped a tune.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Yeah, check.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Right. Well, you're ready.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yeah, yeah, I am ready.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14- And I... - CLEARS HER THROAT
0:12:14 > 0:12:15..am Sylvia.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19And I am just casually at the bar.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20On a stool.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I always come here on a Monday,
0:12:22 > 0:12:25cos it cheers you up when you have to wait a whole week until Saturday.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26And I have to have a stool,
0:12:26 > 0:12:29cos I get really bad foot ache from standing in that chemist.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32And then you stroll in.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34And Sylvia is surprised.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35SHE GASPS
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- That's my surprised face.- Oh, right.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40So...stroll. Stroll in.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41OK, all right, stroll.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44SHE LAUGHS
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh, Fats!
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Fats, listen, right?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- You are lovely.- No, no.- Yes. Yes.
0:12:54 > 0:12:55OK...
0:12:55 > 0:12:58So...
0:12:58 > 0:13:02So you come over here, and you woo Sylvia with all your loveliness.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Because she is the woman of your dreams.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08And...
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- I have a bikini wax at half past, so...- What?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13- SHE LAUGHS - So hurry up!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14THEY LAUGH
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Come on, Phil, I only need a couple of motors without their MOTs. - No, no. No chance.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Right now, I'm straight. I've got to be seen to be totally legit.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23What, you in it?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah, seven kinds of it.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Just need to find a bit of cash, you know, on the quiet.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Tanya's put a padlock on the purse strings, has she?- Phil, Tan don't know nothing about this.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Yeah, why spoil a good relationship by talking, eh?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Right, if you change your mind, we'll chat about how we split the profits, yeah?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- MOBILE RINGS - Yeah, if I change my mind, I'll let you know.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Cheers.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Ritchie.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Are you serious?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Well, does that mean Lola'll get Lexi back?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Well, find out, because I'm telling you, that girl ain't up to it.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Well, not if Billy disappears, she won't.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Leave that to me.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Max!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Max!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Max!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It's your lucky day.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Er...
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Cos you see, um...
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I've been watching you,
0:14:22 > 0:14:24er, for a while, you know, from a distance,
0:14:24 > 0:14:26and, er...you know, I just can't help it... and, um...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30You know, I just wanted to say I... I really like you.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33No.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35Yeah.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37So...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Anyway, er...
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Sylvia...
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Yeah, um...I was, you know, wondering, hoping...
0:14:44 > 0:14:48er...if you'd like to go out, you know...please.
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Sometime. You know, if you're free... erm...you know, if you'd like to...
0:14:52 > 0:14:55erm...you know, maybe we could go for a drink?
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Or not a drink, you know?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58or maybe we can go for, er, spaghetti bolognese,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00or...or however you roll.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04You just...you just let me know and I can make that happen, you know?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06So, er...what do you say?
0:15:10 > 0:15:11No.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- No?- No!- What you talking about, no? - No. Too desperate.- What?!- Too needy.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19And if a man's been watching me for weeks, I'm going to call the police,
0:15:19 > 0:15:21because that is an arrestable offence, Fats...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Right, just keep it simple, yeah?
0:15:23 > 0:15:27"Oh, what a surprise, I've seen you around, can I buy you a drink?"
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Oh! Oh...
0:15:29 > 0:15:31What a surprise, you know what?
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I've seen you around, you know, can I buy you a drink?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Mm...bit better.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I very nearly said yes then.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39HE SIGHS AND SHE LAUGHS
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Mm...Yeah well, my mum might like it,
0:16:09 > 0:16:12but if it's going to be me with the 30 grand worth of debt,
0:16:12 > 0:16:16then it's going to be because I've spent it all on...
0:16:16 > 0:16:19..on expensive clothes or a trip to Barbados or something.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Not university fees.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I'm just saying I'd get bored, that's all.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Oh...see?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Ah...you're not very bright, are you, Joseph? No...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Oi!
0:16:32 > 0:16:33No, see...
0:16:33 > 0:16:35If I'm going to be bored anyway,
0:16:35 > 0:16:37then I'm going to be doing it at home.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39With the telly on.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Full drinks cabinet.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47Not working some nine-to-five minimum wage job in a garage.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Really? No.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50All right, fair enough.
0:16:50 > 0:16:51You know...
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Getting drunk all day on your own,
0:16:52 > 0:16:54watching Cash in the Attic.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57You are living the dream, babe.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01D'you know what, I do not do nothing all day, "babe."
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Oh, really?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Really.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09I do something, as it goes.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I can't. I mean, I've got responsibilities.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I have to call Janet and William of a Monday, don't I?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Bill, your phone'll still work in Blackpool, innit?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Yeah, but I've still got a couple of shifts to do at the R&R.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25We've run out of electricity credit, and... Well, what about Lola, Phil?
0:17:25 > 0:17:30- I ain't a baby-sitter, Billy.- No, I know. But we've got one of them access visits today, haven't we?
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- That woman, Trish, is bringing Lexi round at half one.- Look, Billy, it's your choice, all right?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You know, meet a few people, move a few motors.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Four weeks' paid money, take it or leave it.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Think of the money, will you? - Oh, just go. I would.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45No, I'm just saying, it's not like you're going to miss anything, is it?
0:17:45 > 0:17:47What, me giving Lexi a bath for 20 minutes
0:17:47 > 0:17:50with that smug cow watching our every move.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51I'll be fine on my own.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53No, I can't leave her.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Come on, Phil, she's family.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58All right, all right, all right...
0:17:58 > 0:17:59No, I'll be fine on my own.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Just stop moaning like an old woman, will you? You know...
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- Lola can stay with me while you're gone away, all right?- Hello?!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Has someone pressed my mute button? I will be fine on my own.
0:18:08 > 0:18:09No, you won't, all right?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Phil is family, and we've got rent due on Thursday.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14OK, boys.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Got yourselves a deal. - Oh, smashing.- Right choice.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19- Safe journey, all right? Thank- you. - Speak to you later.- Yeah.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Right, you, come on...
0:18:22 > 0:18:23- Be good, yeah?- Yes.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25I'll bring you back a stick of rock.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27I'll get Lexi one of them dummy things.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29And a lot of candy floss.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Oh...
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- And a big, thick wad of cash. - How thick?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36About as thick as Phil is for paying me to go on holiday,
0:18:36 > 0:18:40and putting you up in his house at the same time. Must be losing his grip.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- Muppet. - LOLA CHUCKLES
0:18:42 > 0:18:43Right, be good, all right?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- I love you.- Yes. Love you.- Bye.- Bye.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- CAR HORN - Billy!
0:18:54 > 0:18:55Bill...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Look at that for timing, will you? - What?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00That was Ritchie.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- What was?- Ritchie. On the blower just now, er...
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- Alexa's dropped all the allegations against you.- What?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Yeah, she's dropped all the allegations,
0:19:08 > 0:19:10and all the charges have been dropped against you.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12He did it! Pops told her, Phil!
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah. Typical Billy, eh? Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Well, you'd better call him, eh? - Yeah, yeah. I'll call him. He's going to be so pleased!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Maybe wait until he's got there, though, yeah?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24You know, with a baby in the house,
0:19:24 > 0:19:26he's going to need every penny he can get, ain't he?
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Oh, my God!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Oh, my God, I'm going to get Lexi back!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I don't know. I expect there'll be a bit of paperwork, but yeah.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34She's coming home? Lexi's coming home?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37I can't wait to see the look on that smug Trish's face.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I'm getting my baby back home, ain't I!
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Yeah.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42THEY LAUGH
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Yeah, that's right, that's right.
0:19:46 > 0:19:47Ava Hartman.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53She works with you.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54SHE SIGHS
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Thank you.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Thanks, that's great.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01That's great, thanks.
0:20:02 > 0:20:03SHE SIGHS
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Right, it's not the winning or the losing, yeah? It's the taking part.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Oh, no...no, sorry, that's netball. - You know, I'm going to...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17No, no.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Twinkle, yeah?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20You have got to twinkle, Fats.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Go.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Um...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I've seen you in the chemist.
0:20:38 > 0:20:42Twinkle. Twinkle, Fats. Come on, come on, twinkle, twinkle.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46So, erm...
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Listen, could I buy you a drink?
0:20:50 > 0:20:51- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Yeah? OK! All right!
0:20:55 > 0:20:56All right, great.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- What you drinking?- Orange juice.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Orange juice, great...
0:21:06 > 0:21:07No...
0:21:09 > 0:21:10No, I don't get lonely.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15I...I like being on my own, so it ain't lonely.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23I'm just saying that sometimes, if I'm going out anyway, then I...
0:21:23 > 0:21:25You shoplift, don't you?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28- SHE CHUCKLES - No.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33No, I just...I walk instead, or I sit on a tube...
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Pickpocket.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Look at people.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37HE CHUCKLES
0:21:37 > 0:21:38All right, weirdo.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40SHE CHUCKLES
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I know.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45No, it's...I just...
0:21:45 > 0:21:47I just see if I can get them down.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49It's only for myself.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Little scribbles, really. It's nothing.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Oh, what, like the ad stuff your dad had you doing?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56- Yeah?- Yeah.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58- Well, go on, show me then.- No!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59- Why?- No way!- Why not?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01You can trust me.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- Can I?- Yeah.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11How many girls have you said that to the past week?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12HE SIGHS
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Erm...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17None.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19All right?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You're different.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Yeah, you are. I mean, I know it's the way you were trained and everything,
0:22:27 > 0:22:31but seriously, five sentences just to say, "Oh, don't hold her upside down."
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Oh, and by the way, while we're on it, am I thick?
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Have you ever seen me hold her by her toenails? No, Cos you haven't got a kid, have you?
0:22:39 > 0:22:41But if you're ever lucky enough to get knocked up by some bloke,
0:22:41 > 0:22:45you might find out how offensive it is. It does my head in.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47What she means is, er...
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Thank you. And I'm sure we'll be seeing you around.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Yes, well, now Lola's living here, you certainly will, Mr. Mitchell.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57- I could give you a copy of our schedule, if Lola's misplaced... - You what?
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Oh...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02What?
0:23:02 > 0:23:05There is a neglect case against Lola, you do know that, Mr Mitchell?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07So?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09So...
0:23:09 > 0:23:13the fact that the latest charges against you have been dropped
0:23:13 > 0:23:16doesn't affect Lexi's care order.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21You're not going to give me back my baby?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25Still, we've got...23 minutes left, haven't we?
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- You're not going to give me my own kid?- No...
0:23:28 > 0:23:29No, listen...
0:23:29 > 0:23:32I'm sure that the fact that you'll no longer face legal proceedings
0:23:32 > 0:23:34will ultimately stand in your favour.
0:23:34 > 0:23:3623 minutes,
0:23:36 > 0:23:39then you're going to take her away, again, and get her fostered, and...
0:23:39 > 0:23:41And I ain't even done anything wrong.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Let's modify our behaviour, shall we?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45For the sake of baby?
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Right...
0:23:46 > 0:23:49And if you and Granddad would like to give Lexi a bath
0:23:49 > 0:23:51in your new home, Lola, well...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'll go and get it started. Upstairs, is it?
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Yeah.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Come to Granddad. Eh?
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Here we go! Yeah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Give you a nice bath, eh?
0:24:06 > 0:24:07And, er...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09just so as you know,
0:24:09 > 0:24:11this ain't your new home.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You're just visiting.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Yeah, I knew you'd see sense.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29It ain't as if I've got anything against the boy per se,
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I mean, he is my flesh and blood after all...
0:24:32 > 0:24:33not that you'd know it.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36So you're going to give them a grand of your money, Del,
0:24:36 > 0:24:37if I show him the door.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Kicking him out is the smart move, Max.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44No.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49That's a down payment...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51You tell 'em they'll have the rest on the 11th, yeah?
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Like we talked about.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56FATBOY CHUCKLES
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I like him, Del, all right? He's a good kid.
0:24:59 > 0:25:00All he needs is somewhere to put his head
0:25:00 > 0:25:02where he ain't got anyone gunning for him.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08You're playing with fire, Max.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yeah, well...
0:25:11 > 0:25:13I'll take that risk, Del.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Cheers.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26OK. Well, aren't you meant to be calling that letting agency, yeah?
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Joey!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I thought you wanted to see the flat above the kebab shop. Come on.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32These are really good.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yes, OK, thank you very much...
0:25:37 > 0:25:40- No, no, no! Don't, don't, don't! - Lauren...
0:25:41 > 0:25:43HE CHUCKLES
0:25:46 > 0:25:48HE LAUGHS
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What...
0:25:51 > 0:25:53What can I say? You have an ugly face.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56Yeah, and you're a stalker.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02An interesting ugly face.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, that is the, er...
0:26:07 > 0:26:10That's the main difference between you and me, ain't it, Lauren?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Cos at least my face is interesting.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16SHE CHUCKLES
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I love them.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33We're not doing this.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36We're not doing this.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37THEY LAUGH
0:26:47 > 0:26:51- Because... because some things are private...- Oh, see...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53My head is that all over the place, I've left my keys at home.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55Tanya, listen to me now, man.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58It's up to your mother to tell you in her own time. It's nobody else's business.
0:26:58 > 0:27:02Ava Hartman is my business, Patrick.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05- And I've found her.- Yeah. All right, yes, I know this is a big deal, but...
0:27:05 > 0:27:09My sister is alive and breathing, and I've found her,
0:27:09 > 0:27:12and she's living, according to the sat nav, 18 minutes from here.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15Patrick, I could have been passing her every day on the way to the supermarket.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18She could be the one at the wholesalers with the same hair as me.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Come on now, man. all I'm saying is, look...
0:27:20 > 0:27:22Let's have a drink and let's think about this.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Huh?
0:27:24 > 0:27:2648 years, Patrick.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29My mother has been lying about my sister,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32hiding her away from everyone, for 48 years.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34She's not going to change that habit now, is she?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38I mean, for all I know, Patrick,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41I could have given her a treatment in my salon.
0:27:42 > 0:27:43We could have been at the same school.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I mean, for God's sake...
0:27:47 > 0:27:48I have to know.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52- And I've got an appointment with her.- Mm?
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- 3pm. Ava Hartman.- Today.
0:27:54 > 0:27:58And I'm going, Patrick, with or without you.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm going to meet my sister.
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