0:00:26 > 0:00:27TANYA: What the hell is that?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29MAX: That is Christmas.
0:00:29 > 0:00:33- I'm not having that outside my house. - Oi! Don't upset his feelings.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36- What are we going to do about presents?- Well, haven't you got me something already?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- Ah, I might have got you something quite special.- Special?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- Right, ready?- Thank you.
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Aah!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47No, wait, wait, wait.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Rudolph's dead.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55KAT: Alfie, shut the curtains.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I'm practising for Christmas, ain't I, eh?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Jumping out of bed, throwing open the curtains, waving at the peasants.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04What about this peasant? Don't she get any attention?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Have you seen that reindeer?
0:01:09 > 0:01:10A reindeer?
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Yeah, it's sick.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Sick as in like, "Wow, amazing"?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17No, Abi.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Sick as in..."not well".
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Cheers mate, thanks.
0:01:47 > 0:01:51- Oi. Let me help you with that. - Haven't you got a gym to run?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Yeah, well, I like to warm up first, don't I?- Get out!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Right, now that I've got you to myself at last,
0:01:59 > 0:02:01how about some lunch? You know, celebrate.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Not sure celebrate's the right word. - Oh, it is from where I'm standing.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Yeah, well, Phil might not agree.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Look, if he's fessed up to the social then that's because he's a weak little man.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13He's doing this for Lola...
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, come on, wise up. He's doing it cos he wants to play Mummies and Daddies with you.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Oh, here we go again! - No, look, he's moving in on my woman...- Oh, please!- It's not on!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- So we going to do this lunch or what?- Lunch?
0:02:24 > 0:02:25I've lost my appetite.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Tommy, I got a little tip for you, mate.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Always wait for the red ones.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Money's better off earning interest in your own bank than theirs.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42- They're not going to give us interest on our overdraft, are they?- Right.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01- Hello!- What you doing?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- They're bigger than they look, aren't they?- Er, excuse me. Don't touch what you can't afford.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Nearly done, anyway. - Nearly done what?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Not going to know what's hit you.- Eh?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Oi!
0:03:15 > 0:03:17I've asked for more weekend shifts at McKlunky's.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Hard little worker, ain't you, eh? Chip off the old Butcher's block.
0:03:20 > 0:03:24- Got to get that Christmas tree somehow.- Well don't worry. I'll sort it.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28Yeah, but we want a big glitzy one, don't we? Imagine Tiff's face when she comes back and sees it.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30You save your money, I'll get the tree, yeah?
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Oh, cool.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Yeah, thanks, Derek, but we ain't got anywhere to hang them.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42You'll think of somewhere. Tyler went to a lot of trouble to get hold of these.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45- And I got you these, darling.- That's nice, but we ain't got a tree.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Will soon, though.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49It's a nice thought, Derek, but, you know...
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- They might all be gone later. - Well if they're gone, they're gone.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Yeah, well, erm... Thanks, Derek, for thinking of us.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59Yeah, I just wanted to make Christmas special. I know how much it means to you, Bianca.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- So get us a tree, then! - Shut up, Liam!- Oi, don't be cheeky!
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- It's all right, Mum, I can deal with him, thanks! - I've dealt with it!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- You can't not butt in, can you, eh? - Who's butting in?!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Can't wait for Christmas(!)
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- What are you doing?- Oh, it's all right, don't panic, it's nothing.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26- Well, it don't look like nothing. - It's all under control.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29What is?! What's under control?
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Well, Phil's come clean to the social and told them that we've broken up.
0:04:33 > 0:04:34What?!
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It doesn't change nothing, darling. - No. No, put all that stuff back...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- Lola... Lola, Lola! - No, you can't do this to me!
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Look...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46just let me dump this stuff and we'll have a little chat, all right?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- I'm going to find Phil. - He's out for the day.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, just great!(!)
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Ho, ho, ho, my friends! Merry Christmas when it comes, all right?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03And come back nearer the time, we might be selling snow!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05What you on about? Snow?!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Oh, come on, it's worth looking into, right? Fake snow! There's got to be money in that.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Listen, Fats, you want to earn some money, get back on the stall, all right?
0:05:12 > 0:05:15All right then. But I've got to move my stuff into the B&B.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18There's only so much Zainab can take, you know what I mean?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- OK, buddy. Listen, hurry up back, won't you?- All right, brother. - Catch you later.- Nice.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26So what you having? Mulled wine or eggnog?
0:05:26 > 0:05:27You've got eggnog?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29We would have if Alfie had his way.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Scotch.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36What you doing Christmas?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Having a lie-in, till January 3rd.
0:05:38 > 0:05:39What I would give for that.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Still can't do New Year's Eve. Not without thinking about...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Sorry, you don't want to hear that. Cheers.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49All right, babe?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55All I said was that I wanted a ring for Christmas.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, but what type of ring, though, babe?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I mean, there's plenty of rings for different type of things but...
0:06:00 > 0:06:02We're not talking about engagement, are we?
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Now that you mentioned it... - Well, I didn't.- But you did. - I didn't.- You just did.- I didn't...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Ray, I couldn't borrow you for a minute, could I?- Sure.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, we're talking rings and things! Ray...?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19You calmed down yet?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Oh, yeah. Just look at me! Total calmness(!)
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Look, all it is, is that we're not conning anyone.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26It's all above-board now.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30And you reckon they're just going to give my baby to some 60-year-old gangster, do you?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Phil is not 60 or a gangster...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Look, can't you just get back with him?
0:06:34 > 0:06:38He's already told them that he's drawing up a care plan. And I'll still be part of it.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40But can't you just still pretend? It was going good before.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Oh, Lola, come on!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You let this get to you and all it says is that you can't cope.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Yeah, well, maybe I can't.- You really don't want them seeing that.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Now, this is all in hand. Phil's got it covered, OK?
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Lola!- OK!
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Darling, it'll be all right.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Phil told the truth?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Yeah.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I suppose that's good, innit?
0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Meanwhile, back in the real world... - And what's that supposed to mean?
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Come on, Lola, it's game over and you know it.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34All right?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Just got your message.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Yeah, sorry...
0:07:38 > 0:07:41I'm stuck in all day today cos my dad's got me waiting for a new reindeer.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44What d'you want?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Erm...this came for you.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Is that it?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Oh, and I'm feeling a little bit better.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Thank you for asking(!)
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Looks official.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Yeah, well...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Court summons, ain't it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Yeah...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13What a mess, eh?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14< Lauren!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22All right, Lauren? Rudolph - is he here?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24No, sorry, he must've got held up.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Oh! All I want is a reindeer. Can't be that hard, can it?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38< CAT: Yeah, I miss you too.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42< All right, sounds like we'll need a plan, then.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Hold on, that's a bit short notice, ain't it?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50No, no, no, I'll be there.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yeah...
0:08:55 > 0:08:56I love you too.
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Bye.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09All right?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- You scared me.- Yeah, sorry, no, just... Just came in.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14- That was my dad.- Your dad?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20- He's not feeling too good so I'm going to take Tommy and go and see him.- (OK.)
0:09:21 > 0:09:23So what's wrong with him?
0:09:23 > 0:09:24It's his chest again.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Charlie. Hello, mate it's Alfie.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Kat's...telling me you're not feeling too well, mate.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23- All right?- Yeah. Great(!)
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- What?- Come on.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Mum can't do Christmas this year. She's off to see Aunty Helen.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36That's all right, innit? So it'll just be you and me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- You know what I really want for Christmas?- Yeah, you better think of something else.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42It's one day, Joey.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45You can come over and...
0:10:45 > 0:10:49we'll...all be normal and just forget everything just for one day.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You can't exactly spend it with Cora.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Look, honestly, Alice, I'm all right, OK? Look, I'll...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58find an elf or something.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Look! I've got enough tips to buy a twig.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07- Maybe you shouldn't make promises you can't keep.- You got an axe there?- An axe?!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah, I'll chop down a tree, if that's what it takes?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's not the end of the world. The kids will cope.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16Being with my family is all that's kept me going in prison - thinking we'll have Christmas together.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19But just being home, it's not enough, is it?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22There's the tree and all the trimmings.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Next they'll be asking for snow and Santa to pop in for a mince pie.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28How the hell am I going to make that happen, Mum? How am I going to do that?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Sit down, I'll make you a cup of tea.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44You left the door open.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- So use it on your way out.- No.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Not until you promise to stop filling Lola's head with rubbish.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- What do you know about it?- I know the social'll jump on anything.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Is Shirley right? Is it over?
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Is that why you was moving all your stuff out of Phil's?
0:11:59 > 0:12:02And, no, don't give me any of this rubbish, all right? Or any of this big talk.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04I just want to know.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Darling, Phil was honest.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08He came clean - that's a good thing.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Until they dig a little bit deeper and find some MORE Mitchell honesty.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- Get out.- No.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Not until you get real! Stop dangling Lexi in front of her like this!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Look, will you please just tell me something good?!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Please... Tell me I haven't lost Lexi.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28They can look into his past and they'll see he's a reformed man.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Let's hope they're blind, then.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31He's doing this for you, babe.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Which shows how much he wants you to have Lexi.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38So, what, when we go to court they're just going to accept all that, are they?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Well, that depends on you standing up and telling them you're happy...
0:12:41 > 0:12:43That Phil's great and everything's wonderful.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Good luck with that one!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Look...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49there's two people here who loved Phil.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Now neither of us are idiots so there's got to be a lot of good in him,
0:12:52 > 0:12:54a good they're going to see.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Now, ain't that right, Shirley?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Tell her.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Yeah. Sharon's right.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04We weren't idiots.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07We were the biggest prats in history. There's not a scrap of good in him.
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Do you know what?! I knew this wasn't going to work!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Lola! Lola, wait!
0:13:13 > 0:13:17- Happy now she's in tears, are you? - I'm just trying to be honest with her.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, and of course, you're not at all bitter and resentful of Phil, are you?
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- Why shouldn't I be? - Why take it out on Lola?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Only we thought different, we thought we'd fight tooth and nail for her.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- All that effort with no result. - And you know this how?
0:13:30 > 0:13:34You haven't met our social workers, you don't know them, you don't know what they're thinking.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38- You're just mouthing off with nothing to back it up. - I know Phil Mitchell!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Take him out of the equation, I might change my mind.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43And since when is this about what you thought, eh?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Lola's vulnerable...
0:13:45 > 0:13:48and he's going to take advantage of her.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You know your biggest problem, Shirley?
0:13:51 > 0:13:55You think that just because your life is hopeless then everyone else's should be.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Well, I won't let that happen to Lola.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00And neither will Phil.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- You off then?- Yeah, we're off.- OK.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Ready?- Yep.- Ready?
0:14:13 > 0:14:17- Michael's going our way. - Borrowed a car from Max, got a bit of business.
0:14:17 > 0:14:18OK, cool.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- Right, young man, behave yourself, all right?- No.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yes! You keep your eye on Mummy for me, OK?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Listen, give Charlie a kiss from me, will you, darling?- Yeah.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Promise you'll call me. though, yeah?- Yeah, I promise.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- Be a good boy. See you, Tommy. Bye! - Speak to you later.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37All right, darling, take care. Drive safely.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Always do.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48No-one has any! No-one! There's no snow to go, bruv!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50And I been calling round everywhere. Alfie...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yeah, OK, all right...
0:15:02 > 0:15:05So what's all this? Last I knew you were a chef.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08- Relax. I squared it with Alfie and Jean's got my back.- Oi.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11Mate, if you want my attention then you say "excuse me".
0:15:11 > 0:15:13No, no, what's going on here?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16You know, it's a nativity scene. Yeah, I'm going to fill it with Jesus and that.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Oh, right, sorry, sorry...
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Oh blimey, you're quick! - Man, I'm always quick.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22And some days he slows right down.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27I can see that looking quite good. Three wise men, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, couple of donkeys. It'll be great.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- So are you on the mulled wine? - No, no, no, I like a nice, big nativity scene.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Oh, that's nice. Well this is a fruit and veg stall.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- What?- Caribbean style.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38No, hang on, I have got the only fruit and veg stall round here.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40You could always turn your stall into a nativity scene.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44You guys have just crossed a line, OK? And I'm going to push you straight back over it.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Careful, Ian, you're going to bust a blood vessel. - Yeah, keep your plums on, yeah?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51You can laugh all you want. You've got yourselves a fruit and veg war.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- Yeah? Bring it on! - May the best yam win.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Oh...- Like that one, yeah?- I do!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00- Just think about it.- I have.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02It'd be our first Christmas with Dad.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, touching, that, ain't it, Alice(!) It's only taken him, what, 20-odd years.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- What about me? Do I not get a say in this?- You're sorted, ain't you?
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Look, Alice, I'll spend Christmas with someone I want to spend Christmas with. OK?
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Look, I'm in the Vic if you want to come and apologise for earlier.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24And that is a joke, in case you think it ain't.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Women. Pff...
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- Can't understand them.- That's all part of the fun, ain't it, eh?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Yeah, well, it ain't fun when they're not behaving how you want them to, is it?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Yeah. We don't own them.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Oh, right. Is that why I just saw Michael taking Kat out earlier?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Yeah, well, she's off to see Charlie, ain't she?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Yeah, and left you in the lurch! Ain't very nice.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You want to call her, you want to make a stand, mate.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49What? What's the matter with you? The bloke ain't well.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53What you should be doing, Jack, is talking to Sharon. You know, try acting like a gent.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56Yeah, yeah, I could do that or... I could have another drink.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01I think it's another drink. At least scotch you can trust.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Women...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Pff! Always let you down, don't they?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Make it a double, Alf.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Look at that!
0:17:10 > 0:17:11Aye-aye, mince pie!
0:17:11 > 0:17:14That's what I call a proper reindeer!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16So what d'you call the other one? It's exactly the same.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20- Right, are you going to help me switch them on, yeah?- Mm-hm. - Put his big red nose on the map.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24Tell him please, Carol. Say, "Look, little brother, you're making us a laughing stock."
0:17:24 > 0:17:27To be honest, I just popped round to see if you had a spare Christmas tree.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- Like a tinsel one or something? - Nah, don't do tinsel.- Sorry.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35To be honest, I don't know why he's going to all this trouble.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I haven't even had my results back yet and he's acting all festive and sorted.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah, well, you will be, won't you?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44I tell you, this is going to be the Christmas to end all Christmases.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Right, go and get the leads, will you?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56We only told Abi about the scan last night.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I'm wondering if we should've, you know? She seems a bit worried.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01DOORBELL
0:18:01 > 0:18:02It's all right, I'll go.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Do you need this?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- What, the box?- Mm.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Peace and goodwill?
0:18:20 > 0:18:22What you doing with Scarlett?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- What do you think I'm doing? - Well, she's not yours!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28And you've got Amy, anyway, so how comes now you've got two and I've got none!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Lola! Back off, all right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38You need to know that Phil is not the answer.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41You want to get Lexi back then you'll have to think of something else.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43What else am I supposed to do?!
0:18:43 > 0:18:48No, go on. You seem to know all the answers, don't you? So you tell me - what do I do now?!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- JOEY:- 'I didn't think you'd, er, let me through the door. - MAX:- Neither did I...'
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- What you doing? - 'So what is it exactly...'
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- You can't just listen in, it's private!- Shh!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- (Why ain't you at work?) - (Poppy's covering me.)
0:19:09 > 0:19:11(Well move up, then. I can't hear anything.)
0:19:13 > 0:19:16I just...wanted to see Lauren. You know...
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Make sure she was all right.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21'You want to make sure she's OK after you nearly wiped her off the face of the Earth?'
0:19:21 > 0:19:25No... How can I make things up to you, then, Max? Come on, please, please, tell me.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26I don't know.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32See the problem with what you done, Joey, is you've brought up a lot of stuff for me.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35You know, I lost my son...
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Thanks to you, I nearly lost my daughter.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41I would never do anything to hurt Lauren on purpose. It's the last thing I'd ever do.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45'All right, I'll explain to you, this is what's going to happen.'
0:19:45 > 0:19:48We're going to have a great family Christmas...
0:19:50 > 0:19:51..cos I've got a great family.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54You see, the thing is there's...
0:19:54 > 0:19:57There's a lot going on, Joey, you know?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I mean, I'm getting remarried, Christmas Eve.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Tanya, she's getting her results.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And then you got Lauren, you know...
0:20:05 > 0:20:06I mean, I can't even look at her.
0:20:06 > 0:20:10Get a cold shudder go through me when I think what might've happened to her, so...
0:20:11 > 0:20:14(So I'm going to grab them all close, Joey.)
0:20:14 > 0:20:16(And I'm going to keep them there... tight.)
0:20:17 > 0:20:22And we're going to have a nice, normal, loving, family Christmas,
0:20:22 > 0:20:23and I'm really sorry, mate...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26..but you... You're not part of it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30(I love that man.)
0:20:30 > 0:20:31'Is that it...?'
0:20:58 > 0:21:00You all right? You get there all right?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Just I was, you know, expecting a call, that's all.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05You know what birds are like. Minds like sieves.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Yeah. Listen, Michael, thanks for doing that.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Drinks are on the house, Scarlett permitting, of course.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Roxy's got her. And that what's-her-name's coming up. Whitney's coming over.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Pushing your luck a bit, ain't you? - I'm paying her.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20No, I meant Roxy. You're here while she's looking after Scarlett. That's called taking advantage, Michael.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24She's a woman, Alfie. What else are you meant to do with them?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28You got to do it to them before they do it to you, Alf.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Great(!) I was hoping he wasn't working tonight.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Can we just go somewhere else, please?
0:21:41 > 0:21:44No. Look, we're here now, aren't we? Hi.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46All right?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Do you want a drink? - No...- Yeah. Yeah, why not.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Keep your eyes shut, all right? - I am.- No looking!
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- No? Can't see?- No.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07OK...
0:22:07 > 0:22:10After three. One two...
0:22:10 > 0:22:11- ALL:- THREE!
0:22:17 > 0:22:20- We've got a tree!- Do you like it?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Sorry about earlier, Mum.
0:22:22 > 0:22:26- Gran said Liam was out of order. - The only colour he had was purple.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29- Are they Pat's earrings?- Yeah!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32It's the best tree I've ever seen! Thanks.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I heard you and Dad talking.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Are you not meant to be out with her?- I'm just chatting.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Listen, Lucy, I'm, er...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm sorry, all right?
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Excuse me?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I wasn't very nice to you, was I?
0:23:05 > 0:23:08And I've been...I've been kicking myself ever since.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10So much, I can barely walk.
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Stop it.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I'm being serious, Lucy. I wore a pair of me shoes out booting myself.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Er, hello...!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Look...all I'm trying to say, all right, is
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'm sorry and...
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I'm an idiot.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Yeah, well, I could've told you that and a lot worse...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- Yeah, go on then, Luce, go on, give me both barrels. - Hey, I will do!- Good!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Not here though, eh?
0:23:37 > 0:23:38Do you want to go back to yours?
0:23:48 > 0:23:52No, sweetheart, no, I'm just checking you got there safe and sound, that's all.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Yeah, well, course I worry about you.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Listen, do me a big fa... No, listen, do me a big favour, OK?
0:23:56 > 0:24:02When you speak to Charlie give him a big kiss and tell him I'm expecting a massive Christmas gift, OK?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Yeah, all right. Yeah. Yeah, I love you too.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07All right, darling, bye-bye.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31No, no. Please, stop, stop, please...
0:24:31 > 0:24:32What?
0:24:33 > 0:24:37- I thought this was what you wanted? - Yeah, and so did I, all right. But now I'm here and...
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- It's not where you want to be. - No, I didn't say that, Luce, all right.- You did.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46OK, you wish I was someone else, don't you?
0:24:49 > 0:24:50It's just...
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Look, whoever it is...
0:24:52 > 0:24:55she's not here and...
0:24:55 > 0:24:56I am.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00And you know what else? You would just ditch her anyway...
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- No, no...- ..and come back here! - No, no, listen, all right? This is different, OK? This is...
0:25:04 > 0:25:06This is really different.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10I love her.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13All right?
0:25:16 > 0:25:17I love her.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Joey...- No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
0:25:46 > 0:25:51TANYA: 'You are joking? I can't believe we've still got it out there! Honestly!
0:25:52 > 0:25:56'With all the lights! Next year you'll have some sleigh on the roof!
0:26:01 > 0:26:07'Do you remember? Do you remember that time he dressed as an elf?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10'..around the tree.'
0:26:10 > 0:26:15LAUGHTER INSIDE
0:26:17 > 0:26:20- MAX:- 'I could put a light under...'
0:26:20 > 0:26:24'Stick him out the front. We should get a collection box, shouldn't we?'
0:26:29 > 0:26:32HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
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