0:00:28 > 0:00:30Daddy? Daddy?! Where is he?
0:00:30 > 0:00:34- Hey!- There he is! Looks great, don't he?!- Brilliant!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Knock 'em dead at the playgroup. Go on then.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Look at you - like Santa's number one elf. Hey! Good boy.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Where's my kiss? Where's my kiss? Mwah!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Thank you.- You all right? - Yeah, yeah...course.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50No, you're not.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52- HE SIGHS - Listen, Kat...
0:00:52 > 0:00:56It's all right, Alfie, I know...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59I didn't realise it meant so much to you.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- I was just trying to save you the hassle.- Leave off,
0:01:02 > 0:01:04you bottled it, ain't you? How could you?
0:01:04 > 0:01:08- He's my brother an' all, ain't he? - No. No, I've got stuff to do today.
0:01:08 > 0:01:13I thought you were staying in to help me out with the seating plan. What are you doing here? No,
0:01:13 > 0:01:16you're not allowed in this house today. I'm getting my dress delivered!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- What if you'd walked in and seen it? That'd be bad luck.- OK!- Yeah, so's having Derek as your best man.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25- You heard what he's done?!- Course she has!- And you're OK with this?
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Look, right now it's the least of my worries. Out you go please boys. Out.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32- See you later.- Bye. - Get a spot of lunch, shall we?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Seven years yesterday, wasn't it?
0:01:40 > 0:01:44- Yeah. - I miss her as well.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48She was the only person that never judged me. She always saw the best.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50She loved you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- She said we were lucky that we found each other.- Yeah?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Never really got over losing your granddad so young.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01That's why she used to say we should grab hold of what we got and never let go.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05You know, Kat, I've been a little bit...
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's all right. Don't be daft.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09TOMMY SHOUTS
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh no! That hat's only just tacked.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15I haven't finished sewing it properly.
0:02:15 > 0:02:20- You've done a great job, Jean. Look, he loves it.- He couldn't wait to get it on. He was so excited.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Well, he's at the right age to start appreciating Christmas, isn't he?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Mmm.- To take it all in. - JEAN LAUGHS
0:02:32 > 0:02:37You know what? We are going to make this the best Christmas ever!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- Alfie?! - We're going to do him proud, Kat!
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Three quid. Three lousy quid for a morning's work! I've had my fingers in greasy hair,
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- split ends in me face...- People are cutting back ain't they.- Lola had over a tenner in her tips jar!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53What are you doing back here for lunch?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55They sent him home. The boiler packed up.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Listen, they rang about Tiff going back next term.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01She needs new school shoes and a blazer.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Nana Carol says she'll get onions if she don't get a new pair.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Bunions, Morgan. Just take 'em, will you.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- I found these, by the way. - Yeah, we have ages to pay them.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19- No we haven't, B!- Listen, don't worry.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You'll get wrinkles, all right?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I'm going to make a mint this afternoon. Just you wait and see.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Can I have a cup of tea, please? - Er, hello! There is a queue.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33- Sorry, I didn't realise you were waiting.- Oh, really?!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Why do you think we're standing here then?! Honestly!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Young people, no respect these days.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Marie, come on, I asked for two iced buns 20 minutes ago!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Tinsel! Come and get your tinsel. Best of British!
0:03:48 > 0:03:53Yeah, nussknackers, nussknackers, come get...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Erm... Every home should have a set.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Derek's going to love this. We got it in the bag!- Oh, you think so, Tyler?!
0:03:58 > 0:04:04- Let me tell you something, young man! Me and Fats here, right we've got a plan.- What? We have?
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Yeah. Yeah, we have got a plan.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09Oh yay, oh yay! People of Walford! All right, kids?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Lend me your lugholes!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Cos in case you haven't heard,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17tonight in the Queen Vic there will be a German extravaganza!
0:04:17 > 0:04:22A party to kick off your Christmas festivities. Be there, or be...
0:04:22 > 0:04:27something much less boring. Ja! Listen, Mr Beale,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30do me a favour, my friend. Could you sort out me...
0:04:30 > 0:04:34- IN A GERMAN ACCENT - ..a brace of your finest orangen und zitronen for Jean's gluhwein.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Do what?!- Oranges and lemons!
0:04:36 > 0:04:40- Thank you! He knows what I'm on about! Mas, you coming tonight? - I don't see why not?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Typical. Just because it's Christmas, everyone has to get drunk.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Thanks anyway.- Cheers mate. - See you later.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Sorry.
0:04:56 > 0:05:01- Oi, Joey, Joey! You couldn't do us a favour and help us move some stuff in the Vic?- Oh, no mate.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Please? I'll make it worth your while. Good lad. Yes. Good. Come on.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, you got to get her the right ones, B.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Getting bullied over the wrong buckle!
0:05:10 > 0:05:13No, the playground is a very unforgiving place.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, my Tiff's got really expensive taste, an' all.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Like my sister. You should see her Christmas list, I mean...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21It's hardly the same thing! My kid needs shoes on her feet!
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- Why don't you just get a pair from the market?- And have 'em fall apart in two weeks?
0:05:25 > 0:05:30Well, I hope you were satisfied with your experience at Booty today. Lovely, follow me down.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Excuse me, what do you think you're doing? - She put it in the wrong jar!
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I'm the one who washed her hair. - And I'm the one that done her nails!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41- So I think you'll find that's my money. - SHE SCOFFS
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Up West? Now?- It'll be heaving...
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- SHE SIGHS - Yeah, I just want to get away from this place.- Why?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53My mum's turned into Bridezilla and it's wedding hell at my house.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- Please? - Well I'm working.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59Yeah well, that's what Marie was invented for! Please, Lucy?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03All right. Give me a half hour.
0:06:08 > 0:06:12There we go, that's done. Lovely. All right, buddy, how you doing?!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Joey, over here, mate. Good lad!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Now I'm sure that's missing an umlaut.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Well if I find one, I'll let you know.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- What's all this? - Oh, hello, sweetheart!
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- IN A GERMAN ACCENT - Wilkommen to The Yuletastic German Christmas market!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Credit where it's due, sweetheart!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Our German cousins may be known as a bunch of deckchair-stealing bureaucrats,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36but they know how to put on a Christmas! What are you pulling faces for?
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- You wanted to boost profits! - The tills weren't exactly ringing when you tried this last!- OK!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44That was just a rehearsal. But this is the real thing!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Look at the concentration on Jean's face making gluhwein.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51And over there, I've got my top chef doing the strudel and the Schweinshaxe.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- Roast pork. - Thank you! Roast pork.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57And I've got the hostess with the mostest, my beautiful wife,
0:06:57 > 0:07:01the friskiest fraulein this side of Frankfurt! Right that goes there. Look at that.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- You all right, boss?- Yes. Lovely. - You want these. Yeah?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Hold on a minute, this is about drumming up
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- business for your stall, isn't it? - Oi, how dare you!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Are you accusing Alfie Moon of cashing in on Baby Jesus' big day?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Never.- Never!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20- You've perked up since Friday. What happened with you and Michael? - You know what it's like.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Just a little misunderstanding between me and him.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26But if he pops in, tell him he can have a pretzel on the house!
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Here you are, Joey, let me give you a hand there mate. Lovely... Thank you.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I earned that money fair and square! - So did I!- So, you done her nails!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Big deal! I've got her dandruff under mine! I should get danger money, I could've caught something!
0:07:39 > 0:07:44- Ladies, I think I should call Tanya! - Maybe she liked her nails more than her hair.- I need that cash!
0:07:44 > 0:07:47- And so do I!- You have not got kids relying on you.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Looking forward to Christmas with a cardboard tree.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52We ain't all got Phil bankrolling our kids.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58SHE SIGHS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Yes, it can.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03THEY GIGGLE
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Er, no, no we're not staying. I'm just looking for my tube pass.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Oh, well don't mind me,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13I mean I can stuff 75 of these on my own.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- It's only my wedding after all. - Ah! Got it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Course, if you were to help me out for a couple of hours,
0:08:20 > 0:08:22you know you might not even need that pass.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25You could treat yourself to a cab into town,
0:08:25 > 0:08:30or maybe just have a little bit more cash to spend once you get there? I'm just saying...
0:08:32 > 0:08:33We may as well!
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- MUSIC PLAYS - Tamwar, will you turn up the heating, please?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43It's freezing in here.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Or you could just put some clothes on.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49You would begrudge your poor hard-working mother some me time?
0:08:49 > 0:08:51No, but I do have a shift at the Minute Mart.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Why do you have to be so miserable all the time?!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58You know what, you're disturbing my relaxation, OK?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01KNOCK ON THE DOOR
0:09:04 > 0:09:06KNOCK ON THE DOOR
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Whoever it is, get rid of them!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16SHE SINGS ALONG TO THE MUSIC
0:09:18 > 0:09:20SHE SINGS ALONG OUT OF TUNE
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Um...- What?! - We have a visitor.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Aunty-ji?
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Oh.- Hello...- Hello.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40..again. Erm... I'm Ayesha.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Ah!
0:09:44 > 0:09:47ROWDY CHATTER
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Sorry, that's definitely not one of ours.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55People losing stuff all over the place, it's turning into a lost luggage depot!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Must be something in the gluhwein. - That'll be it. Right, 20 quid?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02CHEERING
0:10:02 > 0:10:05APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING
0:10:05 > 0:10:09I told you, they can't keep their tongues in their heads!
0:10:09 > 0:10:12I always fancied meself as a Bavarian maid!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Yeah?! You're the only one who does!
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Ah!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- And I should make meself a few extra Deutschemarks! - CHEERING
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Thought we'd get in the spirit of things. Don't you like it?!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26CHEERING
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Yeah... drop dead gorgeous, innit?
0:10:34 > 0:10:39- Guten tag, Derek! - Well, if it ain't Angela Merkel!
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Oh, you cheeky schwein!
0:10:40 > 0:10:42DEREK LAUGHS
0:10:42 > 0:10:45I can see what you're up to, Alfie, eh?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47But you ain't going to beat me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50All is fair in love, and market stalls, Derek.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Gluhwein?
0:10:52 > 0:10:56Oh, well if that's German for wood varnish, no, thank you very much.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59And I want these signs taken down.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01My brother's stag do's going to be a British affair.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05- Why? What's going to be happening then?- Oh, I don't know, could get messy.
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- Good, cos he needs to let his hair down, while he's still got some! - Eh, eh, cheeky, all right!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12- All right, Del? - Oh, all right?
0:11:12 > 0:11:16I ain't got long. What's happening? You heard from 'em?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Right, I've phoned them up and I've stalled them, right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I've kept 'em sweet. But for how long, I don't know.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24- And I need to borrow a motor off of you as well.- Oh, yeah?
0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Mick The Wig's got us a nice parcel of cigars.- Oh, right.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Cuba's finest. And a few little extras thrown in.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- One of 'em used to be a gymnast. - HE LAUGHS
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I'm not going to let you get hitched without giving you a good send off, am I?
0:11:37 > 0:11:42- No, it's your way or no way, innit, Derek?- I just like things done properly, Jack.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46You ain't still sulking about this Sharon business are you?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- It's got nothing to do with you! - When it comes to family, it's got everything to do with me.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53- Don't even mention her name again, do you understand me?!- Del, Del!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55You want to grow up a bit.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58No, it's not mine. I'm very good with keys.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Got a feeling for the nodules.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04You know, if I was to suddenly and tragically go blind,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06- I could still open my front door. - Oh, that's good.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12- What you got there then? - Is it yours?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14No. It ain't mine.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Have you got a sec?- Who, me? - Yeah. Important business, love!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23- Where you going?- Oh, never you mind, love of my life! Never you mind!
0:12:34 > 0:12:40Sharon's popping round later, she's going to have a sneaky look at the dress. That's if it ever turns up.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- What's it like?- What's it like? Oh, I dunno.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46It's hard to describe, actually, it's sort of, it's, um...
0:12:46 > 0:12:48It's white.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50You could at least pretend to be interested.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54Well, I love weddings. Not that I'll ever get married.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Oh don't be silly. You're still young. There's plenty of time yet.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02- Meet someone lovely! - And live happily ever after cooking and cleaning for him like Mum.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05No, I've decided. You can never, ever trust a man.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Ever.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13I thought she wasn't coming for another three weeks?
0:13:13 > 0:13:16How could you let her in, how could you let her see me like that?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I'm supposed to be her chaperone. Where are you going?!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Work.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Step away from the tie.
0:13:27 > 0:13:33You are not leaving me alone with her, OK?! That would be very rude. Now here, carry this. Hold it.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- And fix your face! - My...? Wow.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- More tea, Ayesha? - Oh, yeah, thanks.
0:13:50 > 0:13:57I really would like to apologise for our earlier...misunderstanding.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Oh, it's OK.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03- What is it that you have there? - The boy I've come to meet.
0:14:03 > 0:14:08- He's in computers. - So is Tamwar.
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- I own a computer. It's not the same thing, is it?! - He's always on the internet.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Really?
0:14:15 > 0:14:16Not in a weird way...
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I hope you don't mind us being here?
0:14:24 > 0:14:28You did say in your email that I'd be welcome any time?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30And that is true. Yes.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33It'll give you a chance to see the sights, you know.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37- Tamwar - he'll show you around, won't you?- No, it's OK.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Oh. - SHE LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Well, I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I mean, this is very nice, isn't it?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You know, we are one of the most respected families in this area.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58FRONT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Momma Bear, daddy-ji's home!
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Woo-hoo! HE LAUGHS
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Be honest, right, come on, what d'you think?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18- They're beautiful. Perfect. - Fats, what do you reckon mate?
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- Oh, pengalicious, boss.- Penga...? What's he on about? I don't know.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26I'll take them, please. I'm going to try to get Kat a present every day leading up to Christmas.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- She's so lucky to have you.- Well I think I'm more the lucky one.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Just don't see it sometimes, you know.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36- Morgan, can you sing, please?! - Everyone's laughing at us.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- Tiffany needs new shoes, OK? - How's it going, Morgan?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Rubbish!- You could do with some more singers, really.- Like who?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44What do you mean, like...
0:15:45 > 0:15:46OK, here we go.
0:15:46 > 0:15:51Everybody, roll up, roll up, roll up, you can join, right here,
0:15:51 > 0:15:54right now, the Walford Community Choir!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Yes, and if you do you get a free glass of gluhwein in the Vic,
0:15:57 > 0:16:01for over 18s only, of course! Come on everybody, where are you?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Oh hello, you called?- You?!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Listen, I've got a voice like Beyonce.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Beyonce?! Behave!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Sorry, sorry.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Alfie, let me introduce you to the fifth member of Eternal
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- that never was.- Yeah well, they said they was going to call me for an audition!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yeah, but how long were you waiting for Dee? How long?
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Listen, let it go, yeah? Motown. No-town.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30You got to hand it to 'em, what they lack in ability, they make up for in persistence.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- Come on Morgan, give us a beat! Come on!- Come on, Morgan!
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- MORGAN BEAT BOXES - All right. Silent night, holy night!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Come on, Whitney, give us a song!
0:16:40 > 0:16:45- # Silent night... - The night is silent, it's a silent night, night, night!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47# Holy night...
0:16:47 > 0:16:49The night is holy, it's a holy night, night, night!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51# All is calm...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Shhh, shhhh...
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- SHE LAUGHS - # All is bright...
0:16:56 > 0:16:59It's all bright cos it's all right.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00KAT LAUGHS
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Single, married, married, bit of both ain't ya?!
0:17:04 > 0:17:05LAUGHING AND CHEERING
0:17:05 > 0:17:10Told you I was good! Right, who wants some more German beer? CHEERING
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Ray, another two rounds down here, darling.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Losers!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17She's got 'em wrapped round her little finger, ain't she?!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- The little minx.- Yeah.- Swallow any old tripe won't they, eh?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32CAR RADIO PLAYS
0:17:34 > 0:17:42# Fill my heart with song and let me sing for ever more
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# You are all I...
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Oh no, no, no. Come on lights, lights, lights....
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- Change, change, change... - Quick, follow him!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Come on, mate, honestly you ain't going to get it
0:18:03 > 0:18:05cheaper anywhere else.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08I tell you, that's the deal of the flamin' century, that is!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Time waster!
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Move it! Go!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Go, get right up behind him.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Right, right, right, right.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32TYRES SCREECH
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Get him!
0:18:56 > 0:18:57HE GASPS FOR BREATH
0:19:00 > 0:19:04All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. OK. All right.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Long time no see, Derek.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I was beginning to think you was dead.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13So where is he, eh? Where's that scumbag brother of yours hiding?
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Look, can't we just talk about this, eh?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22No.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27All right then. Let's go.
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Lola...
0:19:44 > 0:19:49- Oh boss, them nussknackers they are flying off the stall! Man is on a roll!- Nice one, Fats!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- This ain't fair.- Loser!- We should get you in that lederhosen.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Not on your life, Mo.- Fat Elvis only wore 'em a couple of times!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Oh leave him alone, Nan! Herr Moon!
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Hey, meine liebling. - I got a message for you.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04- Yeah? Who from?- Me.- Oh yeah? What?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- I love you. - I love you too...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- CHEERING - Don't mind me, will you.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Hold on a sec, that's for you. Where you going?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- You ain't finished yet, I need you to drop off some...- No, I'm done. I've got work later.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19- It's only champagne. Just down the road!- Yeah. Big strapping lad like yourself.
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- Yeah, strapping lad. Here you go. - Right, go on.- Yeah, yeah, yeah? OK. Now listen, the invoice for Max.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Tell him it's in one of the cases, all right?- Max?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Yeah, course Max. It's for the wedding, innit. Come on. Guten abend!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32You know, you could help us.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36- SHE SIGHS - I told you, I'm allergic to weddings.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39I used to feel like that, till I met your father.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41I just knew... he was the one.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44You can never be sure if any man's the one though, can you?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48- Not for sure.- Yeah, course you can! - How?
0:20:48 > 0:20:52I dunno... it's just little signs...
0:20:52 > 0:20:59- Like what?- It's the things they say, isn't it. Right Max...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Max does this thing... Right, he'll put his arm round me
0:21:02 > 0:21:05and he'll tap me on the shoulder, like that. Bit like Morse code.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07He always does it when we're watching the telly.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10He says it's protective. I know... DOOR BELL RINGS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13- I can tell, it's a sign... - I'll get it.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26It's champagne. Your dad ordered it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- OK. Just put it down there. - No, it's heavy.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Is that my dress, Lauren?
0:21:33 > 0:21:37No! It's just some bloke with the champagne, it's all right,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- I'll deal with it. - Thanks, love.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42All right just come through here then, mate.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51On the table's fine.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57GLASS SMASHES
0:22:06 > 0:22:11- No Lauren, don't pick it up like that. You're going to cut yourself. - I don't need your help!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Ow!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Right, come on, let me have a look. Lauren, let me see.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25HE LAUGHS
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Come on, give it here. You'll live.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Just.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46- There's an invoice in the box, yeah. - Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49You should go.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Yeah. Yeah, yeah, right.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59Take as long as you like!
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I saw that photo she has.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07That Rishta of hers, he's nothing special.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Not a patch on our Tamwar.- That's as maybe, but he is her suitor, Zainab.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Yeah, who may not be suitable.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16Listen you - you have a real opportunity here, you know that.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20You're quite a catch. All we need to do is fix this face of yours.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Oh yeah, that's all.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Maybe I should just get a transplant or something?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I mean, it's an option these days.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Or alternatively you could just smile, be welcoming.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I mean, why not?
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Well, I'm still married to Afia. And I don't know if you saw her.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- But she's slightly out of my league. - Listen, you're intelligent,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41you have good prospects and you have an excellent family.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43You are exactly her type.
0:23:43 > 0:23:48- Oh hello. Ayesha, how was your room? - It's lovely, thank you.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Lucy, are you ready to go or what?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57Joey has a sign...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Does he?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yeah, he doesn't realise he does it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:10- But he does this with your hair. - Oh. That's... interesting.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Alice told me.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18He, um, he just does it to people that he loved.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I guess that's how I knew. Cos he didn't do it to me.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24KNOCK ON THE DOOR That'll be my dress!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35That can't be right. You seen this?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Oh yeah. You've done well, ain't you?
0:24:37 > 0:24:40I ain't stupid and I ain't a charity case!
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- I never said you was. - Yeah well, I don't need your money.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46- I ain't got a kid to pay for, remember?!- Yes you have.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Just because she ain't with you, don't mean that you stop being a mum.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Listen, for the last couple of years I've been more without my kids
0:24:52 > 0:24:55than I've been with 'em so I know what it's like.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58The last thing you need is a mardy cow on your back.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Lexi'll be back with you before you know it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03So you're going to need every penny you can get.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06How about we split it then. Tiffany's shoes, remember -
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I ain't a charity case! Keep it this time.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Thank you.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23B. B, we've got two clients asking after you downstairs.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- And they're big tippers! - Look Mum, look!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You ain't been beggin', have you? Whit what have I told you?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No, we've been carol singing. We earned it.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37- Tiff ain't going to get any onions! - THEY LAUGH
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Don't get jealous, girls, Ray's got plenty of meat to go round!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50Well, I'm going to line my stomach for tomorrow's hen party.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Listen babe, thanks for helping Morgan out with the dancing
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- and the singing. I appreciate it. - That's all right.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Singing, is that what you call it now, is it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Alfie, with all this German lark going on,
0:26:00 > 0:26:02you're still doing the traditional English Christmas
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- dinner, aren't you? Cos I've ordered your sprouts.- Yes, yes I am!
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You wouldn't want to miss Ian's sprouts, would you?!
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Kat, I love this place.- Yeah, the smell of sweat and alcohol.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yeah, packed pub. Can't hear yourself think.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- The old team are back. - Oi, we never went away did we?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20That's right. Here Jean, do us a favour sweetheart, will you hold
0:26:20 > 0:26:22the fort while me and the missus go upstairs for five minutes?
0:26:22 > 0:26:25- Of course! Take as long as you like! - Lovely!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- What's happened to the key?- It's gone, some bloke took it. Right!
0:26:33 > 0:26:37- THEY SING CAROLS - Someone's singing out of tune here!
0:26:37 > 0:26:38LAUGHTER
0:26:38 > 0:26:42That's a good engine, that! 1.8...
0:26:44 > 0:26:48- Hello? Hello? - HEAVY BREATHING
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Close your eyes.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Open.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09It don't make sense, Del.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13I thought you told me you were just going to go and smooth things over!
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I can't catch my breath. I'm getting too old for this game, Max!
0:27:15 > 0:27:18- No, no, Del, I'm going to go and talk to 'em, all right.- No, no, no!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- What do you mean no? Why not?! - Why d'you think, why not?!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24I took this to protect you, Max!
0:27:25 > 0:27:29What do you think they'd do to you even if they heard your voice.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32So what, Del. What am I supposed to do?
0:27:32 > 0:27:36- Pay 'em! And pay 'em fast! - Oh, Del, I can't pay 'em! What you talking about?!
0:27:36 > 0:27:39- I'm getting married next week! - You got 24 hours!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Yeah, stick the kettle on, babe, I won't be a sec.
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