18/12/2012

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0:00:28 > 0:00:32Wow! What are they? Yeah, they're stars, all right.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34What we'll do, we'll put them on the ceiling.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36And when they light up and they glow,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39that means I'm going to be thinking about you.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I know. Keep them in the box, buddy.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51I'm so sorry...

0:00:54 > 0:00:55OK, OK.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05You all right? Did your mum do that?

0:01:05 > 0:01:09No, I did it. She'd be here by now, wouldn't she,

0:01:09 > 0:01:11if she was going to ice my cake for me?

0:01:15 > 0:01:21Come here. Don't worry about your mum. Or the cake.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26All that matters is me and you, saying our vows tomorrow.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I know...

0:01:28 > 0:01:31If you want an 'I do' back, you better make sure you pay that

0:01:31 > 0:01:34travel agent the last instalment.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36I can't wait to get you on honeymoon.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Mr and Mrs Branning again.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Boys are going for romance, are they?

0:01:57 > 0:02:01No, the boys are going for the best stag do that Walford has ever seen!

0:02:13 > 0:02:15Ooh, that looks painful.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17As it happens, it was a rather amusing incident

0:02:17 > 0:02:19with a revolving door, Trace.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Thought you did it at the boxing club?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Shh. We don't want this lot round here knowing

0:02:26 > 0:02:29I'm not as fast with my fists as I used to be, do we?

0:02:29 > 0:02:33I can't believe this time last year it was just me, my mum and Joey.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34And now I've got all this family.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38I've got you, I've got aunts, I've got uncles, I've got cousins...

0:02:38 > 0:02:41And we're right at the centre of it, sweetheart, eh?

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Me as best man. You as the most beautiful bridesmaid.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49The Brannings are back as a family.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Except... - Don't start.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Dad...- Oh no, please, Alice.

0:02:53 > 0:02:54Just ask Joey to come,

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- just for Christmas lunch. Please? - Oh no, no, no.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Dad, then everything will be perfect.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Right then, are you girls ready?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11I said we'd meet the rest of them at the salon before we go to the club.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Are we going to R&R? - And I can definitely get in?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yeah. Yeah, it's all been cleared with Sharon.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21And Zainab's got Oscar, so we've officially got the night off.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I'm going to have to get ready, then.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Can you do my hair and make-up for me?

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Make me look nice?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yeah, course I can. Oh, good. So you don't mind then?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Coming to a hen night with your old mum?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34No. No, I'm quite looking forward to it.

0:03:38 > 0:03:39How much?

0:03:41 > 0:03:46- For what?- Lunch? One hour with your family, Christmas Day.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I keep telling you, Derek, mate, you ain't family.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54For Alice then. She wants us all together.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59But Alice knows why I won't be there.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01So you'll spend Christmas on your own alone.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05Cos Alice, she'll be with me. She'll choose me, you know she will.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Once she sees you for what you are, she will leave you, Derek.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11Do you understand?

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Here. Happy Christmas.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Who was that?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27Salesman.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35It's Fats. He's just on his way to the stag...

0:04:36 > 0:04:42He made me this mix CD... I love this song.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45It's the bit out of Armageddon where he blew up.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Do you think that means he likes me?

0:04:50 > 0:04:54Don't chase that one, Poppy.

0:04:54 > 0:04:58Happiness is a rich man in a tailored suit.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Not a burger salesman in a shellsuit.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05No, no. Happiness is being in love...

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Anyway, shouldn't you be getting ready for the hen?

0:05:22 > 0:05:26Hey, Peroxide, thanks for coming in early, sweetheart.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29- That's all right, that's all right. - Much appreciated.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Look at this, what a lovely bouquet!

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I've added willow.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Willow? All right...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39It is your ninth anniversary, isn't it?

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Yeah.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45You see, traditionally, you should offer a gift of pottery or willow.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Now, willow can really, really bend, but it never breaks

0:05:48 > 0:05:50and that's you and Kat...

0:05:53 > 0:05:54Everything all right?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yeah, never better.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Listen, girls, I need to ask you both a favour.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I need to go away.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05This is the second hen of yours I've been to

0:06:05 > 0:06:06and I ain't had one yet.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09How do you get them all to propose and I'm still rockless?

0:06:09 > 0:06:12I have had three kids with the bloke. Not like I've just met him.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13It's like a movie, you and Max.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Cos you were together and then you were torn apart

0:06:16 > 0:06:19- and now you're back together again. - What movie would my life be?

0:06:19 > 0:06:20Home Alone.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Is that stubble rash?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Fatboy. You might be next down the aisle, Pops!

0:06:28 > 0:06:33No, no, that'd be me, yeah? I'm doing that sublim... That sublim...

0:06:33 > 0:06:36That mind thing, yeah? So when he's sleeping I whisper to him.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38"Propose. Buy diamonds..."

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- BELL RINGS Oh, that might be your mum, Tan. - Oh, I doubt it...

0:06:42 > 0:06:45I told her to come. I did do the right thing?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47You better answer it, then.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Girls, where are we off to then, eh?

0:06:52 > 0:06:53R&R.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Again? That's where she had it the last time...

0:06:56 > 0:06:58I've got something special planned, Kim.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Better be strippers.- We're going to go all sophisticated. If we can.

0:07:01 > 0:07:08I can do sophisticated! Yeah. If you'll excuse me, one needs...

0:07:08 > 0:07:09to wee!

0:07:09 > 0:07:10THEY LAUGH

0:07:14 > 0:07:18All right, Tan. Need a word. Wedding arrangements.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Best we take it in private, eh?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Nothing else needs paying for, does it, Derek?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31I've had it up to here with bills.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34I want you to make Joey leave Walford.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35- What?- Now.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38No, hang on a minute, you can't come barging into my hen do

0:07:38 > 0:07:39and start giving me orders.

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Would you prefer me to barge into the local police station

0:07:43 > 0:07:45and tell them the truth about your drunk daughter?

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Derek, you told me to get Joey to stay and I did.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Now things have changed. He's made it perfectly clear

0:07:52 > 0:07:55that he doesn't want to be a part of this family.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Can't have a loose cannon running around.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Hang on a minute, don't get me involved.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02I don't know what's going on, but I don't want to be involved.

0:08:02 > 0:08:07Oh, no, this is your family. Yours and your daughter's.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08No, listen, Derek, I...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I don't know how you can stand there in front of Max,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14when you know that Joey's poisoning your little Lauren.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16- What kind of mother are you? - A perfectly good one.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20That's why I'm going to go and spend my hen do with my daughters,

0:08:20 > 0:08:22and you're going to leave us alone.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25You're going to regret what you're doing to her.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You were definitely the right person for the job.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Morgan hated me practising my French plaits on him.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I can't wait til my Lexi's hair's long enough to do all that kind of stuff.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Tiff wants me to dye her hair blue - she's been watching The Simpsons.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41Can't wait for her to come back tomorrow. I really miss her.

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Sorry. Is everything all right with your Lexi?

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Yeah. She'll be home for Christmas anyway. Pops promised me.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Kids...

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Even when I can't stand mine, I don't half love them.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56We can't all be lucky like you, can we, Mum,

0:08:56 > 0:08:58and have perfect kids like me?

0:08:58 > 0:09:01Well, girls, I hope you enjoy your little hen do.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I can safely say that the stag's going to be

0:09:04 > 0:09:07- the better send-off though! - There is more, Derek, all right?

0:09:07 > 0:09:10All right, Sharon. Why don't you take one of those...

0:09:10 > 0:09:13What do you call them, Alice? Chill pills.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Dad, have you spoken to Joey? He's over at the R&R.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yeah, everything's under control. You have a good time tonight.

0:09:20 > 0:09:22No talking to strange men!

0:09:22 > 0:09:26We've got to be protective of our children, haven't we, eh, Tan?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27See you later, girls.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30- See you later, Derek. - See you later, Daddy.- Bye.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Done.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45You like them? They're an apology.

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Why? What's happened?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50No, no, nothing - nothing has happened.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53- It's just, I've got to go on a trip. - What sort of trip?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I got a phone call about a load of cheap plonk

0:09:56 > 0:09:58coming off a ferry down in Plymouth,

0:09:58 > 0:10:00it's the party season and I can't miss out, OK?

0:10:00 > 0:10:03So, you going to be all right on your own for one night without me?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05You're going to be gone all night?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07But I'll make sure I see the stags in, but listen,

0:10:07 > 0:10:11it's a ten-hour round trip, I'll be lucky to be back by lunchtime.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14I can't handle the stag and the reception on my own.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17It's all right. I spoke to Roxy and Jean, they'll cover it for you, it's fine.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20And you, Kathleen Moon, because of my terrible abandonment,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23you can have the night off, all right?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Treat yourself, yeah? OK.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Here he is. Stag.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Look, I'm not really up for tonight, Del.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Not with all this hanging over me.

0:10:48 > 0:10:53What, you ain't paid up yet? Oh, Max.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57Give them the money. End this now!

0:10:57 > 0:10:59You've got no choice.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I don't know, I've been thinking, Del,

0:11:03 > 0:11:05why don't I just tell Tan the truth?...

0:11:07 > 0:11:10You see this face, hmm? You see these bruises?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I took these for you. To protect you.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16You want to do the right thing by Tanya, you pay them,

0:11:16 > 0:11:19stop this happening to yourself.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25Yeah.

0:11:28 > 0:11:29I'll take it.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34No, it's all right, Del. I'll go with you.

0:11:34 > 0:11:35No, no, I'm your best man.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's my job to deliver you to your wedding.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43You go to your stag. I'll sort it out.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04This is amazing!

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, being the manager does have some perks.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Ladies, R&R, these gentlemen, consider them

0:12:11 > 0:12:14entirely at your hen night command.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Woo!

0:12:15 > 0:12:19- Come here, you. - Do you like it, Tan?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24THEY CHATTER

0:12:26 > 0:12:29BRASS BAND PLAYS IN DISTANCE

0:12:42 > 0:12:46Right, all stags shall remain correctly attired in stag outfits

0:12:46 > 0:12:50at all times, all right? Come on, Michael.

0:12:50 > 0:12:54All whisky shall be provided gra... What's that?

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Gratis...- That's in Latin. What does it mean?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58It means Derek's paying for it!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Wahey!- Result!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03I don't even drink whiskey, but if it's free...

0:13:03 > 0:13:08As long as all stags refrain from mentioning the names of any female partners.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10He's only saying that because he ain't got one.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Failure to comply with this will result in a forfeit of one round.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15And finally, what goes on a stag do...

0:13:15 > 0:13:18ALL: Stays on a stag do!

0:13:18 > 0:13:20Come on!

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Here he is!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23THEY CHEER

0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Shots!- Yeah, shots, bring 'em in!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Drive carefully, won't you?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Always.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41Bye then, Kat.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Does that lot know you're going?

0:13:44 > 0:13:48Uh, no, no, no. But you can tell them for me, yeah?

0:13:56 > 0:13:59Landlord? More drinks, please!

0:14:26 > 0:14:29So where is he, then? The great Derek.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30- He's on a job.- Oh right,

0:14:30 > 0:14:33so the best man can't even be here for the start of the stag do?

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Jack, he looks out for me.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Derek don't look out for no-one but himself.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Ladies, take a seat please...

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Take a seat and Phillip Schofield move to the left,

0:15:05 > 0:15:08as there is a new host in town,

0:15:08 > 0:15:14as I give you this very special edition of Mr & Mrs To Be.

0:15:14 > 0:15:17THEY WHOOP AND CHEER

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Now we asked Tanya Cross

0:15:20 > 0:15:24what's her favourite part of Max's body.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- Er, please. Daughters present. - Now what did she say?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32I said his bum. His bottom. Cos it's sort of, bubble-like...

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Well, let's see.

0:15:40 > 0:15:44'What seriously? Favourite part of the body?'

0:15:48 > 0:15:52Steady, steady... Whey!

0:15:55 > 0:15:58A good peach, eh?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Back to me. Now, question two.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03What is Tanya most proud of?

0:16:03 > 0:16:07Oh, that's easy. That's easy. That's my babies, isn't it?

0:16:07 > 0:16:09- ALL: Ahh... - Lovely, lovely.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10My babies.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Maximillion?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17'Well, besides batting way out of her league when she got me...'

0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Cheeky! - 'I'd have to say the kids..'

0:16:19 > 0:16:21ALL: Ahhh.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26THEY CHATTER

0:16:31 > 0:16:36- You did good there, Tanya. - Very good.- Yeah.

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Right, here we go!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oh, Trace.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Winston, Winston, no Winston!

0:16:49 > 0:16:55- You know that!- Karl?!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Come on. Come on, Phil, play the game.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04- No Philipo, come on! - You and Tracy?

0:17:06 > 0:17:11Ian! No way. She's a dark horse... She is one dark horse, man.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15BANTER AND CHATTER

0:17:15 > 0:17:18You lot need checks or something, all right? Seriously.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19The lot of you.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- So is it done? - All sorted.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26What, all of it?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- I'll give you the details tomorrow. - Thank you.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Right. Now let's get this party started.

0:17:39 > 0:17:44Seeing as I'm the Best Man...

0:17:44 > 0:17:45..the night's on me.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- CHEERING Where's Alfie?- He's gone away.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Business trip. He's gonna be gone all night.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01What we drinking, boys? What we drinking?

0:18:01 > 0:18:08OK ladies, ladies! Welcome back. Now, we asked Max,

0:18:08 > 0:18:13bit of a miserable one this one, Sharon, what makes Tanya cry?

0:18:16 > 0:18:19My dad. He'll say I cry about my dad.

0:18:19 > 0:18:23Well let's see. Sharon.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33'I'll have to say her dad.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36'And the fact he won't be there at her wedding.'

0:18:37 > 0:18:40'Well, you know, both our dads won't be there, so...

0:18:40 > 0:18:43'..his kid's wedding, you know.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45'It's the one day you want to see, innit.'

0:18:46 > 0:18:48'So, I'd say her dad.'

0:18:48 > 0:18:52He ain't good enough to be my son-in-law.

0:18:52 > 0:18:53It's all right for Kat, innit?

0:18:53 > 0:18:55I wish I had the night off to do what I wanted.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Wish I had a man to sort it for me.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Can we have the drinks? We're starting to sober up over here.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02I think you need to take the drinks over.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I'm really sorry, but Shilton has got to be in it.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07What you talking about, Shilton?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10You've got a fantasy 11 and you haven't got Ray Clemence in goal?

0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Show some class.- Class?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Show some class? What do you know about class, eh?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Jackie Bosch?

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oi, oi, what's that about?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Come on Del, it's my stag night, innit...

0:19:21 > 0:19:23- What's that about? - Boys, Seriously, you know,

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I don't know if I could do fifty years of Kim.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Sometimes I struggle to last fifty minutes, man.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31This girl right now, she's hissing weird stuff at me at night.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- Forfeit!- Forfeit!

0:19:34 > 0:19:37No talking about the ladies. No talking about women.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38That's the rules.

0:19:38 > 0:19:42Only cos you know you're gonna wake up on your own tomorrow.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Calm down the pair of ya. - I'll put you over my knee!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Calm down will you, the pair of you. - What's the matter with you.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Calm down, calm down. Come on, boys, boys...

0:19:50 > 0:19:55Come on man, chill out, Chill out. Let's raise a glass. All of us.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- All right. To married life. - Married life.- Married life.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00- And all who sink in her. - Oh, come on, Ian.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Eh, come on guys, to Max, to Max.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:20:25 > 0:20:26You knew about the scan, Mum.

0:20:26 > 0:20:30And you couldn't even be bothered to walk, what, 50 steps to my house?

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- Because I'm stubborn. - You got that right.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You're the same. We both are.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38We've both got the same Cross blood running through our veins.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44- How is she? - She's all right

0:20:44 > 0:20:49- when you're not pouring drink down her neck.- I was listening to her.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52She ain't as strong as you, Tan. She needs protecting.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Well, thanks for the mother of the year chat, Mum.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I am protecting her.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00I know that. I told her, to go easy on you.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02It ain't easy being a mum, is it?

0:21:03 > 0:21:06You don't know everything and you make mistakes.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13For the cake.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17# Oh, girls just want to have

0:21:17 > 0:21:21# That's all they really want... #

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- I know... - Know what?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27That you love me...

0:21:27 > 0:21:29You're just scared. I get it.

0:21:29 > 0:21:35Because obviously you're gonna be worried about what people say.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36I'm scared.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'm scared because I love you too.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Lauren...

0:21:52 > 0:21:56..it's over, all right? You know that, Lauren.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57We're over.

0:21:58 > 0:22:03# Some boys take a beautiful girl

0:22:03 > 0:22:07# And hide her away from the rest of the world

0:22:07 > 0:22:11# I want to be the one to walk in the sun

0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Oh, girls they want to have fun... #

0:22:13 > 0:22:18Oi Shazzarooni? I think I suit sophistication.

0:22:18 > 0:22:20This has been a decent hen night.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22I reckon we could cope with a bit of tackiness though?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, yeah, what have you got to see?

0:22:24 > 0:22:27MUSIC: "You Can Leave Your Hat On" By Tom Jones

0:22:27 > 0:22:28No, no!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31GIRLS SCREAM

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Ladies, make some noise!

0:22:39 > 0:22:45ALL: Off! Off! Off! Off! Off! Off!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Baby take off your coat... #

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I was wrong, Joey.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59This is killing her.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04- What?- You being here.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You know, I thought it would help, but it's not.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10- It's hurting her.- Look Tanya, I'd never hurt Lauren. You know that.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13I know that. I know. But I just mean, just by being here.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Her having to see someone that she's in love with every day.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I can see it on her face, it's torture.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23How can she do it, eh? How can she ever forget you?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Do you know who I had today? At my hen?

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Threatening her?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Derek.

0:23:31 > 0:23:34If he does anything to hurt her? Anything...

0:23:34 > 0:23:36It's not her that he wants to hurt, is it, Joey?

0:23:36 > 0:23:41It's you. Oh, Joey, he wants you to go.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44And I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49You still love my daughter, don't you?

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yes...

0:23:54 > 0:23:57Then you need to help me.

0:23:57 > 0:24:00You need to help me protect her.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01I'm sorry, Joey.

0:24:01 > 0:24:05But if you love her then... Please. You've got to go.

0:24:21 > 0:24:29# ..hat on, yeah. #

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Are you kidding? Did I miss it all?

0:24:31 > 0:24:34We could ask for an encore? Got any more songs?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37That's all the men and booze I can arrange ladies.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39But you are more than welcome to stay, all right?

0:24:39 > 0:24:43- I need my Ray. Now. I need him now. - He's at the Vic with Dad.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Yeah. so is Fats.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Let's tell Dad you're coming to the wedding Nan.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50Yeah, shall we go and see them? Let's all go.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54Yeah, come on then. Come on, girls. Sharon.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57- Joey!- What?

0:24:59 > 0:25:04Don't deny it. Cos I know. I can feel it.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08You do that thing, yeah, when you push my hair away from my face.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12- I know what that means now. - I can't do this, all right, Lauren.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Why? We're meant to be together.

0:25:15 > 0:25:19No, no we're not. All right, Lauren, will you listen to me.

0:25:19 > 0:25:22This ain't gonna happen. I'm leaving.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25I'm leaving, Lauren, because we can't do this.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27I can't stay here with you. In Walford.

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Joey? What did I do?

0:25:33 > 0:25:37Nothing. Nothing, Lauren. You've done nothing.

0:25:45 > 0:25:50What's happened then? What's changed? Why are you going?

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Will you just forget about me, please? Lauren, please.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I want you to forget about me, all right?

0:26:09 > 0:26:12# ..Church on time. #

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Wahey!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Here you go, mate.

0:26:17 > 0:26:21What, this it, is it? A few drinks at the local?

0:26:21 > 0:26:23What's that? The best the Best Man can do?

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Where you going? I thought you was having a quiet night in?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Thought I'd go to the hen night.

0:26:39 > 0:26:40Here we go. Oi, oi!

0:26:40 > 0:26:44So, which one of you has been a naughty boy?

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Here, girls, over here. This is him.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54He's been a very naughty boy. You punish him, girls.

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Go on, punish him.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00You know, finding someone who loves you so much that they want to

0:27:00 > 0:27:04spend every single minute of the day with you must be wonderful.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Like Alfie, today, asking me to make

0:27:06 > 0:27:09an exact replica of Kat's wedding bouquet.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Just because he wasn't going to be here this evening.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14That couple. They're unbreakable.

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