24/12/2012

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0:01:00 > 0:01:02Are you going to let her get away with this again?

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Mum, I feel like throttling the girl but what can I do?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08She was one drink away from getting her stomach pumped last night.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Can I have five minutes alone with Tanya, please?

0:01:13 > 0:01:14But we've got to clear all of this up!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Unless you want your guests to bring a mop and bucket.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19Just five minutes. Please.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Come on.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25What are we going to do, Max?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Honestly, I've never seen her like that before.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29We both know whose fault that is, don't we?

0:01:29 > 0:01:32You can't speak to Derek. You know you can't?

0:01:33 > 0:01:35One bad night, Max. That's all it takes.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37I mean, look at Billie.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41That's not going to happen to Lauren.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42How do we know that?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Because she's got us, hasn't she?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Abi!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52Right, I'll get it.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Look at all this.

0:01:58 > 0:01:59- Hiya!- Come in.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I can't do it, Max. Not whilst she's in this state.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03What do you mean? What're you saying?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05We'll have to cancel the wedding.

0:02:05 > 0:02:10# Goin' to the chapel And we're gonna get married ... #

0:02:10 > 0:02:13It's Alice I feel sorry for.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Imagine finding out your dad's a...

0:02:19 > 0:02:22philanderer.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24That ain't the word I'd use.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28So, you all set for later?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm booked on the 7:27 train home.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33What are you going to do?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36What me? What, after the wedding of the year?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38The possibilities are endless, you know.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41I was thinking about having a sound clash with Patrick, you know,

0:02:41 > 0:02:43going tune for tune. And maybe crack open a few cans

0:02:43 > 0:02:45with that Polish guy at number four.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Don't you worry about me, babe.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Christmas in Walford is going to be off the chizay!

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- There ain't been any word from Social Services?- No. No one's answering.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- You'll have to go down there. - No point. Office is closed for Christmas.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59- They said she was getting better! - Since when did they keep their word?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01- So she ain't coming home today? - Don't look like it.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04But I came back from Blackpool for a family Christmas!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Well, looks like you've had a wasted journey.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10Listen, Christmas drinks round mine later, yeah? And no arguments.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16What's a few more days, eh?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Where are you going?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I thought I'd get a bit of fresh air.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Maybe go and see Kim.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh no, no, no. I don't think that's a good idea!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28All them people pointing and sneering.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I tell you what, why don't you go back upstairs, eh?

0:03:32 > 0:03:37Get your head down for a few hours. Save your strength. Hmmm?

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Got a big day tomorrow.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45You know... you, me and Tommy...

0:03:45 > 0:03:49And Alice. We're going to be a proper family.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Whoa! Whoa, hold on. What are you doing with all that?

0:03:59 > 0:04:02It's all right, it's all right, the wedding's off. Max says bin it.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05Because it's going to spoil anyway, innit?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- You OK?- Yeah, yeah. I'm good.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12I've got punters they'd give their right arm for... what is it?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- Erm, I don't know, something with artichoke.- OK.

0:04:17 > 0:04:22Alfie, you're not seriously thinking of opening up? Alfie?

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- No one died last time I checked. - Alfie...

0:04:24 > 0:04:27It's the busiest time of the year. Of course I'm going to open up.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- No-one's expecting you to be here. - Where else am I going to be?

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Come on, I'm Alfie Moon!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34To most people round here I AM Christmas!

0:04:38 > 0:04:40No, no, no, Jean. Don't.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Sorry. I'm sorry. It's just that I love Kat so much.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47She's done so much for me.

0:04:47 > 0:04:52Jean... Jean, Jean, look, it's OK. Yeah? OK.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56It's just that I didn't know. Hadn't a clue!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Right under my nose.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I mean, what she's done, Alfie, is absolutely unforgivable!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05OK. OK. Woo! Jean, what is it? What is it?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07- It's Christmas Eve, isn't it?- Yeah.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10And we open in approximately one hour. I think we need mince pies.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13What else do we need? We need mistletoe...

0:05:13 > 0:05:14- I've got a stash of that!- Right.

0:05:14 > 0:05:17I bet you have, you dirty mare!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Right, come on, Mo. We've got a party to organise.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25Jean... do you think you could take the little man over to...

0:05:25 > 0:05:29over to his mum's for me?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Jean....?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37I'll go with you.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45(Thank you.)

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Come on, let's get you on that sofa.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01I need to get dressed...

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Don't worry about all that.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Did I do all this?

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Come on, you need some rest.

0:06:12 > 0:06:13I'm really sorry.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17I know you are, darling.

0:06:18 > 0:06:20What about the wedding...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22There's not going to be a wedding, Lauren.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Because of me?

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Do you know, I never got any of those crackers.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Or that brandy cream that my mum likes.

0:06:32 > 0:06:33I'm sorry, Dad.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36I've spoken to the photographer and the registrar, OK?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38And I've rung round all the guests.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Yeah, we think we caught most of them in time.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Thank you.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Did they say whether I could have the same venue, different date?

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Well, you're looking at February at the earliest.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You're kidding.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53It's silly, ain't it?

0:06:53 > 0:06:56I should be too old to get excited about this stuff, shouldn't I?

0:06:56 > 0:06:59It's just it feels like it's been the first thing in years

0:06:59 > 0:07:03that this family could celebrate, you know?

0:07:03 > 0:07:06Well, we can still have a nice day tomorrow, can't we?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Yeah, course we can, darlin'.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13You going to be coming with Jack? Bring Denny?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Oh well, I did say I'd go and see Phil.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18How about I try and do both?

0:07:18 > 0:07:20- Yeah?- Yeah, that'd be great.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22DOORBELL RINGS

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I've packed his rabbit

0:07:38 > 0:07:41and the stocking that he made for Santa.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42How's Alfie?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44How do you think?

0:07:47 > 0:07:48You all right, Jean?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51How could you do that to him?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58It's just as well that your mother ain't here cos she'd die of shame.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01- That ain't fair, Nan.- I'll tell you what ain't fair, shall I?

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Listening to Alfie sobbing his heart out most of the night.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Mummy's missed you.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I know it ain't much fun but we've got to make the best of it, eh?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28How about we go and see Father Christmas in his grotto, yeah?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Fats, how's it going over there, mate?

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, you know, man, just ticking over.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Winner takes the day's takings remember?- Hey, hey, hey,

0:08:38 > 0:08:42there's only one person going home to an empty stocking, all right?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48- How selfish is that?- What?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Cancelling the wedding just as I've bought a new dress.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52So, what do you think happened?

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Chances are it's that brother of his, innit.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Tyler, you should be ashamed of yourself, working for that old toad.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Business is business, Kim.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02You know what you need?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Kimmy, the three wise men themselves could not dig me out of this hole.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Sex. And I'm just the girl for the job.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Kim, I'm friends with Ray! I work with Ray!

0:09:11 > 0:09:14Why would you...?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21All right, Kim?

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Who's that from?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40From Dot.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44I've tried to fix this but...

0:09:45 > 0:09:48... Abi's just better at sewing, ain't she?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Dad, please don't hate me!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58I know I should've told you about me and Joey but...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Why did Mum lie to me?

0:10:03 > 0:10:05She was trying to protect you from Derek, that's why.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08And I've ruined everything.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Just like I always do every Christmas.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23It's not always down to you, is it?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29I miss him.

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Yeah, I know.

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Mum was so excited, wasn't she, about the wedding?

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Abi.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Stick those in water, will you?

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Keep an eye on Lauren.

0:10:54 > 0:10:58- Where're you going?- I've got to pop out. Sort some stuff out.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- I can come with you if you want? - No, you stay here.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04You get some rest, all right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Is that my sister under there?

0:11:12 > 0:11:16Well, what do you think? Santa's bootylicious fairy.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19More like Mavis out of Willo the Wisp.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Come and pull a cracker, boys!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Kim is here to make sure your Christmas starts off with a bang!

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- That's a bit desperate, ain't it? - Mate. Sex sells, yeah?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Come and pull a cracker, gents!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Kat?

0:12:49 > 0:12:51- How's my little Christmas Elf, eh? - NEXT!

0:12:54 > 0:12:56You can take him in if you want.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Come on, buddy. Come on Amy, let's go and see Father Christmas, yeah?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Yeah, come on then.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31I think Santa's had one too many, to be honest with you!

0:13:32 > 0:13:35We should be getting back to the pub, yeah?

0:13:35 > 0:13:36Yeah. I know, mate.

0:13:38 > 0:13:42Listen buddy, I know - you have a good time tomorrow, yeah?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Make sure you leave your stocking out for Santa Claus.

0:13:48 > 0:13:52And you leave out some milk and carrots for Rudolph, yeah?

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Or you can even leave him a beer, yeah?

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Kisses? Kisses?

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Thanks, mate. I'm going to miss you, OK? OK.

0:14:10 > 0:14:13Here you go. Come on, let's go.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14Go.

0:14:16 > 0:14:20Didn't that voice message mean anything to you?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- You better say something you know. - Yeah, I will.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33It's all right for you. Going to Blackpool.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34- I'm the one that's had to deal with him.- OK!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Have you seen who's on the telly? Come and have a look.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Go. Go.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43We ain't staying long.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46No. Lola's meeting some mates.

0:14:48 > 0:14:53- Is this it? - Oh, here you go. Help yourself.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57- No tree? - Waste of money, ain't it?

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Merry flamin' Christmas.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Listen, Phil... Me and Lola - the thing is, we...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Why've you brought us here?

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I don't get it.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26Well, I weren't going to bring you here for nothing, was I?

0:15:32 > 0:15:36BABY COOS

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Hello!

0:15:42 > 0:15:48Oh, Merry Christmas, baby girl! Hello.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Thanks, Phil.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Hey, look at you!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Just come and see us, all right?

0:15:59 > 0:16:03Miss you. Come again. Thank you.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06You said it yourself, mate. Sex sells.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Ladies, we've got a two for one offer. Kimmy! Kim!

0:16:10 > 0:16:14All right. Here. I've got a load of ribbon here, yeah?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Who wants to tie me up? Or untie me?

0:16:17 > 0:16:21You want to tinkle with my tinsel?

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You want to play with my bauble?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27You know what? Kimmy, Kimmy, just give it up, man.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Just forget it.

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- No, no, no, no.- Forget it.- Who wants to feel up my leg?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Look at that, eh? Proper little domestic goddess.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Do us a favour, Angel. Go and wake Kat up for me?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49She's not here.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I saw her go out a few hours ago.

0:17:11 > 0:17:16Here he is. My brother from another mother.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18- You all right?- Yeah, I'm great. - Yeah?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Right, so, great. Hand them over then.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Winner takes today's takings.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25That WAS the agreement, wasn't it?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- That's right. - OK, lovely. Thank you.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30Right, I better get counting then.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32I wouldn't bother. See, this stud muffin,

0:17:32 > 0:17:35he's had 'em queuing round the block for a bite of his mince pies.

0:17:35 > 0:17:38And the market's being dismantled now, so there's no chance.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- So, I'm sorry, Alf.- It's OK. It's not over till the fat lady sings.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Mo - start warming up!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Are you still having this stupid wager with Derek?

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Hey, I never go back on my word, Rox.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52After everything he's done to you?

0:17:54 > 0:17:56- You all right, Alf?- He's fine.

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Alf, we're all on your side, mate.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04Come on. Who wants a glass of Mo's finest Christmas punch, eh?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Guaranteed to blow your brains out.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, come on, you miserable lot! Have you've forgotten? It's Christmas!

0:18:12 > 0:18:16It's Christmas. Come on. Kimberley, give us a tune, sweetheart!

0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'll have myself some of that punch, Alfie.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21SHE PURRS

0:18:21 > 0:18:24# Rockin' around The Christmas tree

0:18:24 > 0:18:27# At the Christmas party hop

0:18:27 > 0:18:30# Mistletoe hung where you can see

0:18:30 > 0:18:33# As the couples try to stop... #

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I hate Christmas.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48You want to be careful stood here.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53If people catch you talking to me, they'll have you flogged.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56The problem with people round here, they're all too quick to judge.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58They've got a point though, haven't they?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01I broke his heart.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04That's the good thing about hearts.

0:19:04 > 0:19:09They mend. I should know. I've been trampled on enough.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Don't make it right though, does it? What I did.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14You want him back?

0:19:14 > 0:19:16Course I do.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Just give it a bit of time.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21Then what?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23You FIGHT for him.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27I'm frightened, Shirl.

0:19:31 > 0:19:36Here, what you doing out here in the cold, eh?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Come on, let's get you back inside.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42We've got a big day tomorrow.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Two jugs of Mo's punch.- Where would I be without you, eh, Pe-Roxide?

0:20:01 > 0:20:04- So which one are you? Roasted or mashed?- What?

0:20:04 > 0:20:07You can tell a lot about a girl by what kind of potato she likes.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09Christmas dinner tomorrow.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12Play your cards right, I might let you pull my cracker.

0:20:12 > 0:20:15- Yeah!- Oi, oi, oi!

0:20:15 > 0:20:19If I can have your attention please, ladies and gentlemen?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Here she is. Carol flamin' Vorderman.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25What exactly have you come as?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27A Christmas fairy.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29We'll stick you on the tree in the Square next year.

0:20:29 > 0:20:35OK, it turns out that we have a landslide victory

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- for one of our boys. - Well done, brother.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41OK, first off we have Fatboy

0:20:41 > 0:20:48with takings of £334.22.

0:20:48 > 0:20:49CHEERING

0:20:49 > 0:20:52And then we have Tyler.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55All right, drum roll, please.

0:20:55 > 0:21:02Lovely Tyler, with a grand total of £276.03.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Alfie and Fatboy are our winners.

0:21:05 > 0:21:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:08 > 0:21:10How did that happen, man? You had that in the bag.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15Hey, listen man, I don't need your charity.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17I didn't do it for you.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I done it for Alfie.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38DOORBELL RINGS

0:21:49 > 0:21:52There we go, 54 pigs in blankets as promised.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54I'll put them in the kitchen, shall I?

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Now I don't know what's been going on...- Let me explain then, shall I?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09You've been blackmailing Tanya. What's wrong with you, Del?

0:22:09 > 0:22:13What? You forcing her to break my daughter's heart so you could get back at Joey?

0:22:13 > 0:22:14Look, we reached an agreement.

0:22:14 > 0:22:18As far as I'm concerned, everyone's a winner.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Joey's out the picture.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Lauren's free to find herself a proper boyfriend.

0:22:22 > 0:22:26Preferably one outside the family. What's the matter with you?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28You should be thanking me!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Get out of my sight, Del.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Why don't we just let bygones be bygones

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- and all have a nice Christmas dinner tomorrow?- No, no...

0:22:38 > 0:22:40No, no, Del. You ain't welcome in this house.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Do you hear me?

0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's a tradition, Max.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Me as head of the family, carving the turkey.

0:22:47 > 0:22:51Del, have you listened to a word I've said? You ain't welcome to set a foot in this house.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55- Now do one.- Do one?- Yeah.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58All right, let's see, shall we?

0:22:58 > 0:23:00What would you rather?

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Christmas with your Lauren behind bars.

0:23:03 > 0:23:04Oh right, here we go.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06And what about Tanya?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10How many more times is that poor woman going to have to forgive you?

0:23:10 > 0:23:14So you're standing there and you're going to threaten me now, are you?

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Yeah.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22All right, Del. Here's what we're going to do, all right?

0:23:22 > 0:23:26You're going to get one more day as head of this family.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28One more day then that's it. We're through.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30You don't mean that.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34Don't I? Me, Jack, Carol. We're all through with you, mate.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Joey's gone. Alice has had it up to here with you. Kat...

0:23:37 > 0:23:39Don't you dare mention that woman's name.

0:23:39 > 0:23:42I give it a week before she's on the first bus out of here.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Oh, do you?

0:23:50 > 0:23:54You've got 24 hours, Derek.

0:23:54 > 0:23:56You've got 24 hours and counting.

0:24:01 > 0:24:03HE CHUCKLES

0:24:13 > 0:24:15DOOR SLAMS

0:24:30 > 0:24:33What are you doing? You're supposed to be on the train back home!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeah, I was, but I remembered I left something behind.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38What was it? Do you want me to help you find it?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40She's talking about you, you muppet!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43You were talking about me? Come here.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45CHEERING

0:24:49 > 0:24:52What does this mean exactly?

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I mean, just in case any of these lot ask.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59I think it's what Mrs Branning would call going steady?

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Yeah?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03Right, that's time, folks. Time.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04What, Alfie?

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Time to go home. Goodnight.

0:25:07 > 0:25:11I got here just in time then.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25- Unless of course... - Unless...

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Jean, close the curtains. We're going to have a lock-in!

0:25:31 > 0:25:37Stick on the lights on the Christmas tree, Shirley! Come on.

0:25:39 > 0:25:43Just call me Mamma Christmas!

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Daddy.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I don't even like Brussels sprouts.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07No, me neither.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09So why're we having them then?

0:27:09 > 0:27:11It's tradition, isn't it?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24All right, Lauren. How are you feeling?

0:27:24 > 0:27:25What time is it?

0:27:27 > 0:27:28Just gone 11.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32I can't believe I've missed, like, the whole of Christmas Eve.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35That's all right. You ain't missed much.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Your Nan's had one too many and your mum's stressing about tomorrow.

0:27:39 > 0:27:42Do you remember when I let you and Abi open a present on Christmas Eve?

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Yeah...

0:27:46 > 0:27:50Well, go on then.

0:28:03 > 0:28:05How about that one?

0:28:20 > 0:28:21I don't understand.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27I'm going to marry your mum tomorrow,

0:28:27 > 0:28:29but it's our secret, all right?

0:28:31 > 0:28:34See? You haven't ruined everything.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39We're going to get our Christmas, Lauren.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Good girl.

0:28:45 > 0:28:47It's me.

0:28:47 > 0:28:52You'll find Max in Albert Square, Walford.

0:28:55 > 0:28:58Call it an early Christmas present.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02I'll even hand him to you myself.

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