0:01:32 > 0:01:34SHE SCREAMS
0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE SCREAMS
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- Leave her alone!- Hey!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Get your hands off her! Get your hands off!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Call the police!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44- Call the...- AJ?!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49- I knew I should have used the chimney.- You...
0:01:49 > 0:01:51- AJ!- Ow! Morning!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Yes, hello,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I was trying to tell your colleague
0:02:03 > 0:02:06I need to cancel my honeymoon because of...
0:02:06 > 0:02:07unforeseen circumstances.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Yep. It leaves today, to the Canary Islands.
0:02:16 > 0:02:17What?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21He did what?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25RADIO PLAYS
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Morning.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Do you want some breakfast?
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Uh, no. I'm going to check on Alice. See if she's all right.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Mum...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41..look, if there's anything we can do...
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Actually, there is.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Why don't you do something today? All of you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51You know, breathe a bit of life back into this place
0:02:51 > 0:02:53and put some smiles on their faces. Yeah?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Hello? It's me again.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Can you just call me back, please?
0:03:11 > 0:03:12OK.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Do you think it's over?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Between who?- Mum and Dad.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26If Jay did that to you, how would you feel?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29But they've been through a lot worse.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Abi, things ain't going to magically get back to the way they were.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36I know, but whatever's happened, they still love each other.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yeah, and that's all that matters, innit(?)
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Any sign of Joey?
0:03:59 > 0:04:02He's gone away with a mate. Don't know when he'll be back.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, is there anything I can do while I'm here?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08- Maybe I could put a wash on for you? - No, thank you.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Or I could do you a bit of breakfast while you have a shower?
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Thank you for coming, Auntie Carol, but I'm fine. Really.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23OK.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I'll see you later.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Ahem.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh. Morning.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Apologise.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44For what?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- It's all right...- No, it's not all right. I said say sorry.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- It's not like I knew she was there! - What did I tell you, huh?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Totally incapable of taking any responsibility for his actions.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58How long are you going to hang around for this time?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00I got my decree nisi.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I'm as good as divorced
0:05:02 > 0:05:05so watch out, all you single ladies, eh?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- I'm back for good.- Ah!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- Well, he can't stay here.- Oh, Zee...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- We have a house guest now. - Can we...- No...
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- So even if we were to welcome you to our home...- We can talk later...
0:05:14 > 0:05:15There is no more room at the inn!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Heh.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23DOOR SLAMS
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- All right, babe. You want one? - When were you going to tell me?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38- What do you mean? About what? - DOORBELL RINGS
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Sorry, we've so many secrets, haven't we? I need to be specific.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43That my dream honeymoon to the Canary islands
0:05:43 > 0:05:47- became some cheap and cheerful trip to Spain. Going to tell me at the airport?- Yeah.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50At least it matches my wedding, I suppose, don't it? Both a joke.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Max, I'm the joke believing anything you tell me.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Tanya, please. Can I just...? - Sorry. Lauren let us in.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Bad time, is it?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03No. I'm done here.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Come on, you lot. It's Christmas. - Don't feel like Christmas no more.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Yeah, it all went downhill pretty quick.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18That's why we are going to stop moping and have some fun. Any ideas?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Not ice skating, bowling, or cinema
0:06:20 > 0:06:23or nothing else that'll cost us money we ain't got.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27We're going to do something here, together, something like cooking!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- Cooking?- Yes! Yes. We are going to make a slap-up lunch
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- and then a cake for Nanny Carol to cheer her up.- Cook what?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Ribs.- And chips.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39There you go, ribs and chips. Even you lot can't ruin that.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41We haven't got any money or food.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Tyler, have you got any stock left from the stall for Christmas?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Only the stuff no-one wanted.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48They will want it at our prices.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50As for you, my little Adele,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53you are going to go and get the ingredients for Nanny's cake.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Yay, woo!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57What's up with them?
0:06:57 > 0:06:58He deserves a proper send-off.
0:06:58 > 0:07:02I'm not arguing about that, but there's going to be as many people
0:07:02 > 0:07:04gloating as grieving. Why give them the chance?
0:07:04 > 0:07:09- So we bury him on the quiet, like we're apologising for it?- No.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10What do you think?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Max?
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Sorry, what?- This is our chance to say goodbye to our big brother.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I don't care what anybody thinks.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- We've got nothing to feel guilty about, have we?- No.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- No.- Right. That settles it, then.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27So leave all the arrangements to me
0:07:27 > 0:07:30and you'll pick up the tab, yeah? And you can handle the wake?
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Yeah, fine.- Right.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35The other thing, I think we need to go and see Dad today,
0:07:35 > 0:07:37all three of us, and tell him.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I don't know if that's a good idea.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43We can be there and back in a couple of hours.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I'm not even sure we should tell him. What good will it do?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Are you serious?- He's right, Carol. Come on, Dad's ill.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Have you not learned anything about secrets?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55No. That's all right. I'll go and tell him myself.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59- No, no. I can't let you do that, can I?- Nor can Max.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You should go. You're not needed here.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Right, well,
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Dot visits later. I'll phone her and tell her we'll meet her there.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16One pound! Everything one pound! Come on. Decorate your tree.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Decorate someone else's tree. Alfie!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- All right, mate?- Yeah, I'm good.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Stock up for next year? - Everything's a pound, Alfie.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26If I'm never reminded of Christmas ever again,
0:08:26 > 0:08:28it'll still be too soon.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33A christening? Whose idea was that, then?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Well, Phil's, but I'm going to be involved.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37What's so funny about that?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Can't imagine you in church doing all the God stuff.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42It ain't for me, is it? It's for Lexi.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Fair enough. How exactly are you going to get involved, then?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56MUSIC PLAYS OVER HEADPHONES
0:08:57 > 0:08:58You talk to her?
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Yep.- And she wants me gone?- Nope.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Really?- She wants you dead but she'll settle for gone.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Don't worry. Her opening salvo's always the fiercest.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Round two will be better, but in the meantime,
0:09:11 > 0:09:14you stay out of her way and you stay out of trouble, all right?
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- # We wish you a merry Christmas... # - Ssh, ssh, stop!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# We won't go until we get some
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- # We won't go until we get some... # - I said enough!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- # We won't... #- Ssh!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Listen. Firstly, you've come at a very bad time.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Secondly, this is a Muslim household.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37And thirdly, you are at least two days late!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Ah...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43You're not giving them any money!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46We'll also accept certain items of food.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Dad's getting ready to go.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Mum. What's going to happen?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I honestly don't know, Lauren.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08So much has happened.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What's the matter?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Can you look after Oscar for me later?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Yeah. Where are you going?
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I can't change what's happened, Lauren,
0:10:37 > 0:10:40but I can at least try and make one problem go away.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51I don't remember the kids saying anything about veg.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Whoa. This is meant to be a happy day, remember?- Exactly.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Today is about moving forward
0:10:56 > 0:11:00and I want zigzaggy shapes cut into them tomatoes, like in restaurants.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Any luck? Spuds?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- Yep.- No, when I ask you something in here, you say, "Yes, Chef."
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Cake mix, icing sugar, jam?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yes, Chef. And some sprinkles off Aunty Tanya.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Can we watch telly now?
0:11:14 > 0:11:17No! This is the fun bit! Whit, you take over the sauce.
0:11:17 > 0:11:22Liam, the spuds. Tiff and Morgs, we're going to do the baking. And...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23- Zigzags.- Yes.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I don't think there's enough room in here for all of us, B.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28"Chef".
0:11:28 > 0:11:31It's a family day, this is my kitchen and I say there is. Yes?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Yes, Chef!- Yes, Chef!
0:11:33 > 0:11:35LAUGHTER
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Pint of lager, please, landlord.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Not exactly rocking in here, is it? Who's dead?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Derek.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50You mean someone actually has died?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Derek Branning.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53How?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Bad heart.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Whoa.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Makes sense, I suppose.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05Men like that who can only express themselves through their fists,
0:12:05 > 0:12:06pressure builds up.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Sorry. What you trying to say?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Hmm?
0:12:11 > 0:12:14You got something you want to say about our brother?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20No. I didn't mean anything by it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25I want him out before the New Year's party. He is a liability.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28You haven't even given him a chance to prove you wrong.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30- That's because I am always right. - He's my brother, Zee.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Trouble is what he is.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- That's not true. - Everywhere he goes, chaos ensues.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38You might want to rescue your brother before he gets lynched.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Jack!- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Jack! Jack, come on. No, no, no!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48Please, please, I'm sure he didn't mean any offence. OK? Sorry.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Nice one, bruv. Talk about overreacting!- What did you do?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- Nothing, man! - No, never does, does he?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00How come there's loyalty in every family except this one?
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Because all you ever bring us is shame. (And in front of Ayesha!)
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Listen, you have no respect. Loyalty is earned, AJ.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10- Yeah? Well, so is respect.- Will you two just please...- Whatever!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16I'm sorry about this, Ayesha.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19AJ brings the worst out in Zainab.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23So you don't usually argue this much?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Oh, no, this isn't arguing. The proper arguing is still to come.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31- I don't want to be the cause of any family problems.- You're not!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33No, it's like this all the time.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37In my family, arguments never lasted.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40We were together all the time so we had to find a way to get on.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47So much for a quiet drink.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50We've got to stick together now, more than ever.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Thanks very much. That's very kind.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06We should get going.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Can we stop off on the way first?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Yeah.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16All right, sweetheart. Not everyone's unfriendly here. What can I get you?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Actually, I think I'll leave it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22OK, but anything I can do to help, just give me a shout, yeah?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25All right, darling, take care.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32I don't know what it's meant to taste like, but not that.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Don't put jam on it. You'll ruin it! - I'm not going to ruin it.- You are!
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Stop arguing, you two!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Mum, how do you know when these are done?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42- Mum?- What is that smell?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44B, have you checked the ribs?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46BIANCA SHRIEKS
0:14:51 > 0:14:53COUGHING
0:14:57 > 0:15:02Right, um, kids, shall we go and watch telly, yeah? Come on.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21It'll be all right, Mum.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25But it won't, will it? What are we going to eat?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30And I get staff discount.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32McKlunky's?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- I can't take your money, Liam. - You let Whit and Tyler help.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Yeah, well, they're adults.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42This a family day, remember?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Move in with you?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Yeah. Just for now.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Thank you. But like I said, I'm fine.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03No, darling, you're not.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07I feel close to him here.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Your dad's gone.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13And you know what he'd be saying if he was here?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16"Stick together, you know, look after each other."
0:16:16 > 0:16:19I'm doing this for my sake as much as yours.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Think about it, yeah?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yeah.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I've got to get off. The boys are waiting in the car.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31I'm going to tell your grandad the news.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Can I come?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Dad said that he'd take me to meet Grandad one day.
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Never got round to it.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I can be ready in five minutes, yeah?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52I got your text.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Yeah.- And...
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Listen, I just thought that seeing as you're her mum,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00you ought to see Lexi's dress before the christening.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Phil Mitchell - dress shopper!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yeah. I got it this morning.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It's...lovely. Must have cost a bomb, though.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Well, it's all a rip-off, innit?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Where's Lexi?- She's with Sharon.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17If you need any help with the christening arrangements
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- or anything, I can... - Nah, everything's done.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22All you got to do is turn up next Tuesday and smile.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- See you later, then. - Yeah, see you later.- See you later.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I prefer chicken anyway.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Where's Liam gone?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49What will we do this afternoon?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Have a look in there, Nigella. Someone has to tidy that lot up.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54You said today would be a fun day.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Maybe we'll play some charades later or something.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Knock knock!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- Dad!- All right, son. Ty, what's happening? Whit.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Thought we could do with some professional help.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Yeah. Liam told me a cake needs baking, so I brought my tools.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- And some indoor entertainment. - Wahey!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14You didn't have to, but I'm really glad you did.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16- Awesome!- Kitchen?
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Awesome!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Hey!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I should have known. It always comes down to money at the end of the day.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Not everything.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31I mean, you're still Lexi's mum. No-one can take that away.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34It's going to be you up there with her on the day,
0:18:34 > 0:18:37next to Phil and the godparents and the vicar.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Godparents? Who chooses them?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40You, usually.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42What, and it can be, like, anyone?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46Yeah, as long as they're responsible and want to be part of Lexi's life.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Will you do it?- Me?
0:18:48 > 0:18:53Yeah, you've always been there for Lexi and you wouldn't let her down.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56She said "responsible". I'm about to start my community service, ain't I?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59You usually have a man AND a woman.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Well, I know your family ain't setting the best example
0:19:03 > 0:19:04at the minute, but...
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Do you reckon Cora would be up for it?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Look, can I think about it? - No! Not after I just said
0:19:12 > 0:19:15all those nice things about you. You are the godfather.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22So which one of our guests are you enquiring about?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Mrs...um, Branning is...
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Tanya.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33You look a bit tense. Everything all right?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40- I obviously didn't make myself clear last night.- No, you did.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Right. So what you still doing here?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45If you need anything, just, um...shout.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- You come to run me out of town? - You are not wanted here.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Not by you, maybe, but I'm not so sure Max would...
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Forget about Max. This is about you having a bit of respect for me.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- You seem to be mistaking me for the other woman.- Oh, no mistake.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04That's exactly what you are and all you ever were.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Not according to my marriage certificate.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Keep you warm at night, does it, your bit of paper?
0:20:09 > 0:20:13Look, I've tried to be reasonable with you, right? And I had hoped
0:20:13 > 0:20:16that after everything you put me through on my wedding day...
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You really think you're the wronged one, don't you?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22As far as I knew, I fell for a single bloke and married him
0:20:22 > 0:20:24so don't expect sympathy from me, Tanya,
0:20:24 > 0:20:27because I haven't put you through anything.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Not yet, anyway.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Can't I just go back on the sofa, man?
0:20:38 > 0:20:42- This is not a doss house.- That's right, it's a matchmaking agency.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Some of us still believe in marriage! - Even if you're no good at it?
0:20:45 > 0:20:48- Enough!- Tell him.- Tell her. - I'm telling you both!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49This can't go on.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52It's not good for any of us.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Now, AJ, you can be with Tamwar for the time being.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58- I don't...- Bu-bu-buh!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03Tomorrow, you two are going to spend the day together.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04- What?- Day?
0:21:04 > 0:21:07And if you think anything of me, you will get along.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Do you understand?
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Good.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18What are you getting out of this? What do you want?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Does Max know you're here? - What is it you think you're owed?
0:21:20 > 0:21:23He doesn't, does he? Tsk! More secrets.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26He's told you there's nothing here for you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30There's a big difference between what Max says and what he means.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Don't you dare tell me about my... - About your what, Tanya?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I know better than anyone what he is.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38He's a liar and a cheat.
0:21:38 > 0:21:42So if you and him are finished, why are we even talking?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I didn't...
0:21:45 > 0:21:48All I know is that you need to go.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Is that right?- Yeah. That's right, Kirsty,
0:21:51 > 0:21:54cos you were just a fling, all right? Just a port in a storm.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55You're not the first.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57What does that tell you?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01That Max gets tempted by a certain type of woman, briefly.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04You might know a few tricks in the bedroom.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I'm sure you've had a lot of practise but I've got his kids.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I'm sure they'll be a comfort to you when he's gone.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- You're making yourself look desperate, you know that?- Me?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Nah.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22The truth is, you'll never even get close to what me and Max have got.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, please.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27He can't help himself when he's around me. He knows it
0:22:27 > 0:22:29and you sense it, don't you?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I'm not scared of you.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Well, that's a mistake
0:22:39 > 0:22:43because I'm not going anywhere, not as long as Max is still here.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45And when I do, it'll be with my husband
0:22:45 > 0:22:47because that's what I want, Tanya.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50And that is what I'm going to get.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56Cheers.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Phil. Lola's been thinking about the christening.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Yeah, about the godparents... - It's done.- What?
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Mum and Grant are going to do it.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Don't you think you should have asked Lo about that?- I've asked Jay
0:23:08 > 0:23:12- and I was about to go ask Cora. - Cora? Do me a favour, will you?
0:23:12 > 0:23:15- Anyway, Jay won't mind, will he? - No, but I do!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18What's the point in Lexi having godparents she'll never see?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20The point is, they're family
0:23:20 > 0:23:22and that's what Lexi needs right now, isn't it?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Anyway, told you - there's nothing for you to worry about.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Don't you worry, darling.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34I've got an idea.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40OK, guys. I'd say we're just about done.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Oh! She is going to love that!
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Well done, you two. Go on, go and get yourselves cleaned up.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Well done, guys. - You saved the day. Thanks.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Hey, it's Liam you should thank.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57And I will, but you bought the cake and the video game thing.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's just nice to see them all happy again.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Yeah, I'll take credit for the cake
0:24:01 > 0:24:05but he already had the game with him when he came to get me.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Shoot!- Ah! >
0:24:42 > 0:24:44DOOR CLOSES
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- How was it?- Yeah.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Don't matter how old you are,
0:24:51 > 0:24:54you should go before your kids, shouldn't you?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Babe, what's that suitcase for?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59How was Grandad?
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You ain't going, are you?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04We've got two tickets to Spain, haven't we?
0:25:04 > 0:25:08I think we should use them.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09Really?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Yeah.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15We need some space, away from...distractions.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18You guys are going on honeymoon?
0:25:18 > 0:25:21You need to be married to go on a honeymoon.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Babe, what's happened?
0:25:23 > 0:25:26You've got ten minutes to pack your bags before the taxi comes
0:25:26 > 0:25:27if you want to do this.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Right. Your nan's coming to look after Oscar.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43She's going to need your help though, so...
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'm not making any promises.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48We wouldn't believe you if you did.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Where'd you get it from? Don't say "What?"
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Don't lie to me, Liam. Tell me the truth.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01It's not what do you think.
0:26:06 > 0:26:10Hello, you. Sticking around for the party, then, are you?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Don't see why not. I've got a good feeling about next year.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I'm glad someone has. What can I get you?
0:26:17 > 0:26:20You know you said if there's anything you can do to help me?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31I found it on Christmas Day.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Looks like Uncle Derek left it to us in his will.
0:26:41 > 0:26:42All I am asking for is one day,
0:26:42 > 0:26:46one day to make an effort to try and get on.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47In case you hadn't noticed,
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I have to prepare for the party of the century.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52I've just persuaded Phil to give me my job back.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54You want me to risk it all by dragging her along?
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Her? Her? "Her" has a name, thank you very much!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Her has several names, actually...
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Will you stop? Stop! You pack it in!
0:27:06 > 0:27:10You can't keep sniping at each other like teenagers in front of Ayesha.
0:27:10 > 0:27:11So he has to move out.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Or she stops talking. - Or you stop breathing.- Enough!
0:27:14 > 0:27:16Will you just stop it, both of you?
0:27:16 > 0:27:21Right. Zainab, you're going to spend the morning with AJ in the Arches.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24And if you don't, there will be no New Year's Eve party.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25- What?- I mean it.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30And you, you're going to spend the afternoon helping Zainab
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- prepare for the party. - Like that's going to happen!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Well, if it doesn't, you're moving out!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38You are doing this.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40You are going to be friends
0:27:40 > 0:27:42and you've got until the end of the day to make it happen.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Oh! Quick, quick, quick!
0:27:53 > 0:27:55- I can't do it!- Oh, my God!
0:27:55 > 0:27:57At least we can pay the bills now.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01I can't! It's not letting me!
0:28:04 > 0:28:05Yes!
0:28:05 > 0:28:08If you've come round to keep bleating, forget about it.
0:28:08 > 0:28:10- Phil, you've got to hear me out. - I ain't got to do anything.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- I said he wouldn't listen.- See what Billy has to say.- You'll like it.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16- If it solves something... - There's nothing to solve.
0:28:16 > 0:28:19- Mum and Grant are going to be godparents.- Yeah. OK.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23- OK what?- Lola's OK with Grant and Peggy being godparents.
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Are you sure, darling?
0:28:24 > 0:28:27Yeah, of course. If...IF...
0:28:27 > 0:28:28If what?
0:28:28 > 0:28:32- If she can spend some time alone with Lexi.- Time alone?
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Yeah. And I mean really alone. Just me and her,
0:28:34 > 0:28:37we go off and do our thing with no Sharon, no Pops, and no you.
0:28:37 > 0:28:40You want Peggy and Grant to be godparents,
0:28:40 > 0:28:42I get a whole day alone with my daughter.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49We knew he had stuff stashed somewhere, we just didn't know where.
0:28:49 > 0:28:50- I don't believe this.- I promise,
0:28:50 > 0:28:52when Carol said, "Derek, get rid of it,"
0:28:52 > 0:28:55he never brought any of it back in this house again.
0:28:55 > 0:28:58The house, the garage, it's still on our property.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01Everything we sold on the stall, nobody clocked it was dodgy.
0:29:01 > 0:29:02You've been selling it on your stall?
0:29:02 > 0:29:05Living in this house, selling nicked gear.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07It wasn't his fault. Derek forced him to.
0:29:07 > 0:29:10You know, he's like a dog with a bone. The stuff was shifting easily
0:29:10 > 0:29:12and he was making serious money off it all.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15You got a few grand's worth of stuff sitting out there.
0:29:17 > 0:29:18- Does my mum know about this?- No,
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- like I said, she thought it was all gone.- Let's keep it like that.
0:29:21 > 0:29:24She's got enough to think about with the funeral.
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Yeah, but it's finders keepers, right?
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I've got it covered. I'm not working at the R&R till later
0:29:51 > 0:29:53so I can stick around, keep an eye on things.
0:29:53 > 0:29:55- What if something happens? - Come on, like what?
0:29:55 > 0:29:58Do you think I'm that stupid to let something happen to my kid?
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- That's not what he means, is it? - That is exactly what I mean.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03We're offering you a deal here.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06Look, maybe she could stay local, you know.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07Take her somewhere in Walford.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11- No, there's no rules, no restrictions, nothing.- Or what?
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- Phil...- She ain't going to go miles, is she?
0:30:14 > 0:30:17All she wants is to spend a bit of time alone with her baby.
0:30:17 > 0:30:21- I don't see what the big deal is. - No. I ain't having her playing games.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24How about this? Lola has her normal three hours.
0:30:24 > 0:30:26- Three hours? - Three hours, unsupervised.
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Gets to go where she wants, do what she likes.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31Three hours, she brings her back here.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39- You should have run it past me first.- Rox, Rox, listen, I know,
0:30:39 > 0:30:42you're right, I'm sorry, it kind of just happened.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44- Has she even done bar work before? - Of course she has.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Rox, come on, darling, you know as well as I do,
0:30:47 > 0:30:49come New Year, it'll be packed. We'll need more hands.
0:30:49 > 0:30:52Yeah, all right, fine, I suppose so.
0:30:52 > 0:30:53Have we any more tonics?
0:30:53 > 0:30:56- Yeah, course.- There'll be a crate of them out the back.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58That's right, yeah.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Come on, Rox. Once word gets out I've two gorgeous birds working here,
0:31:03 > 0:31:05this place is going to be packed, eh?
0:31:10 > 0:31:12Hey. There you are.
0:31:14 > 0:31:15Won't Kim kick off?
0:31:15 > 0:31:18She's not here. Go on, eat up.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24What do you do for meals anyway?
0:31:26 > 0:31:28Have whatever.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31When I was your age, son,
0:31:31 > 0:31:33man, I could eat a horse.
0:31:36 > 0:31:38I can't afford a horse.
0:31:38 > 0:31:41I don't know, the burgers you get at McKlunky's,
0:31:41 > 0:31:43they come pretty close.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48But I'm...
0:31:49 > 0:31:53I'm sure you get something to eat when you go over to Abi's?
0:31:55 > 0:31:58Yeah. I'm going over there in a bit.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59She OK?
0:32:00 > 0:32:03No. No, she's not.
0:32:04 > 0:32:05What a mess, huh?
0:32:06 > 0:32:08You could say that.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14That poor girl will be glad to see the back of this year.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Anyhow, she's got you. She's got her friend.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23She don't deserve this.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25I know.
0:32:25 > 0:32:27I know.
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Hey.
0:32:35 > 0:32:36Take it.
0:32:39 > 0:32:41I can't.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43Look, take the thing, man.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49Treat Abi to a little something special, OK?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51Well, I'll pay you back.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Yeah, if and when you get a chance.
0:32:53 > 0:32:56No, I will. I can't be scrounging off people forever.
0:32:56 > 0:33:00Hey, nobody round here thinks like that.
0:33:00 > 0:33:04Things are tough for everybody. OK?
0:33:04 > 0:33:07There's got to be some work out there somewhere, surely.
0:33:07 > 0:33:12Well, who knows what the new year will bring, son.
0:33:12 > 0:33:13Who knows?
0:33:22 > 0:33:23Since when does he get breakfast?
0:33:23 > 0:33:27Denise, cool it now, man, it's all taken care of.
0:33:27 > 0:33:29Did Kim say when she'll be back?
0:33:29 > 0:33:31She left a note.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32Note?
0:33:37 > 0:33:39That is great, that is.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41She gets to go to the sales
0:33:41 > 0:33:46and I get to change the dirty sheets and chase the punters for rent.
0:33:46 > 0:33:47# You're my lady!
0:33:47 > 0:33:52- # You're my lady! Yeah... # - All these young boys in love.
0:33:52 > 0:33:56- You better believe it, Mr T! - Hey, it must be in the water.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- I think so! - Good job you just drink rum, then.
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Hey, Mr T here is the one man I know
0:34:01 > 0:34:04that don't need no help with the ladies.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Well, when you know you've got it, son, it'd be a crime not to show it.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10You see? Talking about!
0:34:10 > 0:34:13# You're my lady... #
0:34:13 > 0:34:15It's good to see the young boy happy.
0:34:15 > 0:34:16Yeah.
0:34:16 > 0:34:21If there's somebody who deserves a bit of love, it's him.
0:34:21 > 0:34:22Yeah.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26So are you coming to the party?
0:34:26 > 0:34:30According to Zainab, it's the party of the century.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32Good food, good company...
0:34:32 > 0:34:36Well, in that case, Fatboy and I will see you Monday, if not before.
0:34:36 > 0:34:39- Brilliant.- It was lovely to meet you.- You too.- See you later.
0:34:40 > 0:34:44Oh, B! I was just looking for you.
0:34:44 > 0:34:46- Look, B, do you want some work?- What?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49Tanya's away and she's left me in charge, which is great,
0:34:49 > 0:34:52but we're getting really busy with all the parties and that
0:34:52 > 0:34:55and I just need a hand for a bit. What do you reckon? It'll be fun.
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- Sorry. No, you're all right. - Really? I thought you needed the...
0:34:58 > 0:35:00Yeah, I do need the money, but...
0:35:00 > 0:35:03Look, I'm sorry, Poppy, you're going to have to ask Lola.
0:35:11 > 0:35:13So this do that you're having,
0:35:13 > 0:35:15who else is going?
0:35:15 > 0:35:16No-one you know, probably.
0:35:16 > 0:35:20I think it's just family and friends.
0:35:20 > 0:35:24- Quite right, you don't want any riff-raff there, do you?- No.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Brilliant. I'll look forward to it.
0:35:28 > 0:35:30So you're going to come?
0:35:30 > 0:35:34Seeing as me and your new friend are getting on so well,
0:35:34 > 0:35:35I might just do that.
0:35:40 > 0:35:45- Dad? Dad. Did you see that?- Hmm?
0:35:45 > 0:35:47Shirley Carter just invited herself.
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Really?
0:35:49 > 0:35:51Yeah. Then you invited Poppy and Fatboy.
0:35:51 > 0:35:54I just think Mum's probably got a pretty specific list.
0:35:54 > 0:35:57Shirley's not going to turn up at some teetotal party, is she?
0:35:57 > 0:36:01Don't worry, Tam, I won't invite anyone that will upset your mum.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03- So Uncle AJ's not coming, is he?- Oi.
0:36:11 > 0:36:16- This is ridiculous.- Neither of us want to do this, right? So...
0:36:16 > 0:36:18You stay out of the way.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22I've got a nice easy morning, no-one chewing my ear off
0:36:22 > 0:36:24and I want to keep it that way.
0:36:24 > 0:36:28So I will work, and you can read
0:36:28 > 0:36:32or knit or whatever it is you do
0:36:32 > 0:36:35and we can both tell Mas that everything is tickety-boo.
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Oh yes, everything is tickety-boo. No, it is not!
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Because I am stuck here with you instead of organising a party
0:36:41 > 0:36:43that's going to be the talk of the square
0:36:43 > 0:36:44so everything is not tickety-boo!
0:36:44 > 0:36:46And by the way, I do not knit!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49- Watch yourself.- Ah!
0:36:50 > 0:36:54Great. This is going to come off easily, isn't it(?)
0:36:54 > 0:36:57This place is filthy. How can you work in a place like this?
0:36:57 > 0:37:00- It's a garage! - It's disgusting, is what it is.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Here. Put these on.
0:37:02 > 0:37:04What are these?
0:37:04 > 0:37:05Look.
0:37:05 > 0:37:09They've been stuffed down there for a while, but they should fit.
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Minty!- I suggest if you don't want to get covered in any more grease,
0:37:14 > 0:37:16you put them on.
0:37:18 > 0:37:19There we go, all set.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22- If Social Services get wind of this...- They won't.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24Like bending the rules ever worried you before.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Three hours and no more. You got it?
0:37:26 > 0:37:29Funny, that, I was about agree to just two.
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Come on. See you later.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Hey. It'll be fine.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41Come on.
0:37:43 > 0:37:44What exactly are you doing?
0:37:44 > 0:37:46Alternator. You know what, grab that.
0:37:46 > 0:37:48Whoa! No, not that.
0:37:48 > 0:37:50Hold that back. There.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53"Alternator".
0:37:53 > 0:37:56"Hello. Good evening, everyone, welcome to my party.
0:37:56 > 0:38:00"We have no food but would you like your alternator changing?"
0:38:00 > 0:38:03PHONE RINGS
0:38:03 > 0:38:04What are you grinning at now?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06You...
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Nothing.
0:38:09 > 0:38:10Mitchell Autos.
0:38:10 > 0:38:14Yeah, Mr Passmore.
0:38:14 > 0:38:16Yeah, everything's fine.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20This morning? I'm waiting for a part to come in.
0:38:20 > 0:38:22Of course.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Right.
0:38:24 > 0:38:25Yeah.
0:38:25 > 0:38:29No, you don't have to speak to Mr Mitchell.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Yeah.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35No, I'll call you when...
0:38:35 > 0:38:36Hello?
0:38:40 > 0:38:42What's happened?
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Seems me and you got to get busy.
0:38:49 > 0:38:50And it's definitely all his?
0:38:50 > 0:38:53No, it belongs to the tooth fairy. Course it's his.
0:38:53 > 0:38:55I'm sorry, Uncle Jack, but the garage is full of it.
0:38:55 > 0:38:59I've got Liam thinking he's Fagin, giving it out to Morgan and Tiff.
0:38:59 > 0:39:02You can't have that stuff hanging around. The police find it,
0:39:02 > 0:39:05- you'll be back inside. - I know. So? What shall I do?
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Flog it on the quick or dump it? - Or call the police.- No!
0:39:08 > 0:39:11If I grass this, they'll be all over me. They'll try and tie me into it.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13They'll ask you questions, yes.
0:39:13 > 0:39:16But when they find out you're clean, they'll leave you alone.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18- What'd your Mum say?- She don't know.
0:39:18 > 0:39:21- Are you serious? - She's busy sorting out the funeral.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23And to be honest, she thought he'd got shot of it.
0:39:23 > 0:39:25Whatever you decide, all right,
0:39:25 > 0:39:28every bit of that has to be out of that house,
0:39:28 > 0:39:32not just for the old bill's sake but for Carol. She don't need this mess.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34She don't need Derek's ghosts.
0:39:34 > 0:39:35None of us do.
0:39:47 > 0:39:48- Lola! Lola.- You all right?
0:39:48 > 0:39:51You are just the person.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55Good idea, Bill. Carries on like this, I might get a job.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58- You should have done it each way like I did.- You reckon?
0:39:58 > 0:40:00Here they are, my two favourite girls!
0:40:00 > 0:40:03All right. Know what? We're having the best day ever.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05- Brilliant.- I was just offered a few hours in Booty's
0:40:05 > 0:40:09- for real money, not tips or anything.- Nice one. What about Lexi?
0:40:09 > 0:40:13- Poppy said I can bring her.- Did some bird dump on your heads this morning?
0:40:13 > 0:40:16- What's with all the good luck?- Just got to be young and gorgeous, eh?
0:40:16 > 0:40:18Shirl's thinking she might have to get a job.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20Not looking like that, she won't.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22What's wrong with the way I look?
0:40:24 > 0:40:25I didn't mean...
0:40:27 > 0:40:29HE MOUTHS SILENTLY
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Where's the charger?- Upstairs. - Right, go and get it.
0:40:32 > 0:40:35I want all the bits that go with it, the instructions and everything.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38- Why? Why are you taking it? - Because I have to.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41You can't do this. I gave it to them.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44We didn't mind sharing it. Please.
0:40:44 > 0:40:47We never have anything good, never.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Pump the revs.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00A little more.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02- A bit more!- I am!
0:41:02 > 0:41:05OK! OK, enough!
0:41:05 > 0:41:06ENGINE REVS NOISILY
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Stop!
0:41:07 > 0:41:10ENGINE KEEPS REVVING
0:41:12 > 0:41:14ENGINE STOPS
0:41:16 > 0:41:18Mr...Mr Passmore.
0:41:21 > 0:41:24Sitting out in that garage is a few grand's worth of stuff.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27- It's stolen, Liam.- Like that's ever bothered you before.
0:41:27 > 0:41:31And you know I'm right, otherwise you would've got rid of it by now.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34We'll never get another chance like this.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50Thrashing the guts out of my motor...
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- Hello? I was pumping the revs.- Ssh!
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Do I need to get Mr Mitchell down here?
0:41:54 > 0:41:57Honestly, we're nearly there. We just found a few complications.
0:41:57 > 0:41:59I want my car.
0:41:59 > 0:42:02I understand, if you'd just let me explain....
0:42:02 > 0:42:05- Too late, mate!- Mr Passmore!
0:42:05 > 0:42:06Are you are a married man?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09I saw the ring on your finger, so I just assumed...
0:42:09 > 0:42:11What are you yabbering on about?
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Well, does your wife use this car much?
0:42:14 > 0:42:17You think I'd let her near this?
0:42:17 > 0:42:19What's my wife got to do with this, anyway?
0:42:19 > 0:42:22It's just that as I was pumping the revs,
0:42:22 > 0:42:25I happened to come across this.
0:42:25 > 0:42:30Obviously belongs to your wife. Yes?
0:42:30 > 0:42:33Yeah. Yeah. Well, they must be....
0:42:33 > 0:42:36So if I phoned her and described this undergarment,
0:42:36 > 0:42:39then she'd be very pleased, wouldn't she?
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- So, your car will be ready...- Erm...
0:42:46 > 0:42:47- Tomorrow.- Tomorrow.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49- Afternoon.- Afternoon.- Maybe.- Maybe.
0:42:50 > 0:42:54And I suggest the next time you come in here,
0:42:54 > 0:42:56you won't be so rude. You'll be polite
0:42:56 > 0:42:59and say thank you to your mechanic for doing such a good job.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07THEY LAUGH
0:43:12 > 0:43:14Thank you very much. Bye.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19So he let you out on a leash?
0:43:19 > 0:43:20Uh, no, actually.
0:43:20 > 0:43:25I'm doing whatever I want today and no-one's telling me what to do.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- I like that one.- Revitalising.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Mmm, smells of coconut.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Don't know whether to eat it or just smear it all over me.
0:43:34 > 0:43:37Uh, are you buying those?
0:43:37 > 0:43:40I don't know, I haven't looked at the others yet.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42There you go. Is that nice?
0:43:42 > 0:43:44Make you smell all yummy, does it?
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Anyway, Phil might think he's clever
0:43:47 > 0:43:50but who's the one here with her daughter? Me.
0:43:50 > 0:43:52You might think you've got one over on Phil
0:43:52 > 0:43:54but believe me, you ain't.
0:43:56 > 0:43:57Sorry.
0:43:57 > 0:43:59Picture the scene, OK?
0:43:59 > 0:44:02This is Tiger Woods with a pitching wedge.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06- Do you mean Ronnie Wood? - No, I don't! Anyway, pay attention.
0:44:06 > 0:44:08Here we go. Nice and easy.
0:44:08 > 0:44:11Watch the ball. Bring it back...
0:44:11 > 0:44:14Oh, yeah, really good. I thought it's supposed to go in the hole?
0:44:14 > 0:44:17You reckon you can do better? Come here then, Peroxide.
0:44:17 > 0:44:20There you go. That's it. All yours.
0:44:20 > 0:44:22- All right. - Show me what you can do.
0:44:22 > 0:44:26- Right. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa.- What?- Firstly,
0:44:26 > 0:44:28you've got to grip this properly.
0:44:28 > 0:44:32Keep the hand down there, one finger over the other, almost. That's it.
0:44:32 > 0:44:34Now legs slightly apart...
0:44:34 > 0:44:36Oi. Focus, all right?
0:44:36 > 0:44:37Can I just whack it, yeah?
0:44:37 > 0:44:39No, don't whack it!
0:44:39 > 0:44:41Oi, all right. So game abandoned,
0:44:41 > 0:44:43punters on the course, eh?
0:44:43 > 0:44:45Golf? Didn't know you liked golf.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47You know, Michael, occasionally I...
0:44:47 > 0:44:50Anyway, listen, you want the usual? Excuse me.
0:44:52 > 0:44:53No, I think I'll have a brandy.
0:44:59 > 0:45:02It looks like Masood's got me everything on my list.
0:45:02 > 0:45:05So, Pakistan, what's the plan?
0:45:05 > 0:45:10Well, the key to having a successful party is preparation,
0:45:10 > 0:45:14so I suggest you start by peeling and chopping these.
0:45:14 > 0:45:17I never thought I'd say it
0:45:17 > 0:45:20but this morning wasn't so bad.
0:45:20 > 0:45:23Well, if I hadn't lost a morning's prep time,
0:45:23 > 0:45:25then I might be agreeing with you.
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Come on, say it. We were a good team.
0:45:27 > 0:45:30I think you'll find my brains saved you from getting fired.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32- It wasn't quite like that. - Yes, it was.
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- If I hadn't been there, you'd be out of a job now.- Is that right?
0:45:35 > 0:45:39Yes. And I have got the perfect idea of how you can repay me.
0:45:39 > 0:45:40I bet you do.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46Ooh! Zainab, I'm sorry.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49I know I'm irresistible but this isn't going to happen.
0:45:49 > 0:45:52OK, OK...
0:45:52 > 0:45:55- Shut up and listen!- That hurt.
0:45:55 > 0:45:57Listen! Tamwar and Ayesha.
0:45:57 > 0:46:00- What about them?- They...
0:46:00 > 0:46:02There's no need to ask her.
0:46:04 > 0:46:07Dad is wondering because there's so many people coming,
0:46:07 > 0:46:09is it paper cups or glasses?
0:46:09 > 0:46:12Well, ask your father, "Is it a party or a picnic?"
0:46:12 > 0:46:14That's what I said you'd say. It is, isn't it?
0:46:14 > 0:46:18I did say that. I said, "There's no need to ask."
0:46:18 > 0:46:20It's true.
0:46:21 > 0:46:24See? Tamwar and Ayesha...
0:46:24 > 0:46:26- No...- Yes.
0:46:26 > 0:46:29- They make a perfect match.- No.
0:46:29 > 0:46:31- You can't.- Yes, I can.
0:46:31 > 0:46:33And you, Mr "I Owe You Big Time",
0:46:33 > 0:46:35you are going to help me get them together.
0:46:35 > 0:46:38Brilliant! Chop. Peel. Now.
0:46:41 > 0:46:42People are bound to clock it.
0:46:44 > 0:46:47Kat's hardly out the door, is she?
0:46:47 > 0:46:49No, it's not like that, Michael.
0:46:50 > 0:46:52Well, I'm just saying how it looks.
0:46:52 > 0:46:56Michael, I know, and the last thing I want to do is hurt Kat, all right?
0:46:56 > 0:47:00- Just, me and Rox, it's like, small steps...- Hmm.
0:47:01 > 0:47:04- You're a big boy, you're grown up. - Yes.- Can do what you want.
0:47:04 > 0:47:08You know what you're doing. Just saying, to people round here,
0:47:08 > 0:47:10you and Kat, you are the Vic.
0:47:19 > 0:47:21- Still no Kim?- Mm-mm.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22she's not been back yet.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Seriously? Is this it?
0:47:26 > 0:47:29Doing my sister's to-do list,
0:47:29 > 0:47:32running myself into the ground at the minute mart
0:47:32 > 0:47:34and watching box sets?
0:47:34 > 0:47:37- You know, what we need is a New Year's party.- Hmm?
0:47:37 > 0:47:40Yeah, to shake this year all off.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Yeah, all the fun of going to a party - on your own.
0:47:43 > 0:47:45Now stop right there, OK?
0:47:45 > 0:47:48You're a beautiful-looking woman, you know,
0:47:48 > 0:47:51any man out there would be proud to have you on his arm.
0:47:52 > 0:47:54I don't need fixing up.
0:47:54 > 0:47:58Yeah, but you've got to be in it to win it.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01Eh, Fats, where's it all taking place this new year?
0:48:01 > 0:48:04The Masoods'.
0:48:04 > 0:48:07No, no, no, I mean, where is it all happening?
0:48:07 > 0:48:11I'm serious, Mr T, the Masoods'. I'm there. My lady's there,
0:48:11 > 0:48:13my people, everyone's there, the Masoods'.
0:48:13 > 0:48:17Zainab's having "the world's biggest party", evidently.
0:48:17 > 0:48:21Good, good, good. But where is the real thing happening
0:48:21 > 0:48:24where we could find a nice decent man, you know?
0:48:24 > 0:48:26I am not a charity case.
0:48:27 > 0:48:29Yeah, but you know,
0:48:29 > 0:48:32any man would be lucky to have you, you know.
0:48:32 > 0:48:35I know, my new year's resolution - finding Mr Right.
0:48:35 > 0:48:37Why not?
0:48:37 > 0:48:40Yeah, maybe.
0:48:40 > 0:48:43- Anyway, what about you?- Me?
0:48:43 > 0:48:44You got any resolutions?
0:48:45 > 0:48:48You think there's a gorgeous woman out there for you?
0:48:48 > 0:48:50More gorgeous than you and Kim?
0:48:50 > 0:48:55Oh, yes. Yes. Well, I know the standard is set ever so high!
0:48:55 > 0:49:00But really, you ever wonder if there's someone out there for you?
0:49:00 > 0:49:02No?
0:49:02 > 0:49:04Well, maybe...
0:49:04 > 0:49:06I dunno.
0:49:06 > 0:49:09I suppose you've...
0:49:09 > 0:49:12got to go out and look for it a little bit, I suppose.
0:49:12 > 0:49:14I don't know.
0:49:14 > 0:49:16Yeah, well, the way my love life's going,
0:49:16 > 0:49:20I'll have to send out a whole search and rescue team.
0:49:30 > 0:49:33- What do you think you're doing? - What's it look like?
0:49:33 > 0:49:35No, Liam, you're not doing this.
0:49:35 > 0:49:38- I'm getting 40 quid a pop for them.- And two years in prison.
0:49:38 > 0:49:42- Maybe I'm not stupid enough to get caught.- Maybe you're stupid enough
0:49:42 > 0:49:45to sell dodgy gear 20 yards from your own front door.
0:49:45 > 0:49:48Do you really want to go through what I've been through, Liam?
0:49:48 > 0:49:50Being locked up every night in the dark,
0:49:50 > 0:49:52terrified of who might be waiting round the corner.
0:49:52 > 0:49:54Is that what you want?
0:49:54 > 0:49:56Is this all of it?
0:49:56 > 0:49:58You came to me the other day for a couple of quid
0:49:58 > 0:50:01and look at that. It's easy money.
0:50:01 > 0:50:02Is this everything?
0:50:02 > 0:50:04Yeah.
0:50:04 > 0:50:07This stops now, Liam, do you hear me? Finished. No more.
0:50:07 > 0:50:08Where are you going?
0:50:11 > 0:50:14- Mum, what are you going to do? - Shut up, Liam.
0:50:14 > 0:50:16Well, what are you going to do?
0:50:16 > 0:50:19What I should have done from the very start.
0:50:26 > 0:50:30- Look, she's only a few minutes late. - So why ain't she answering the phone?
0:50:30 > 0:50:32We can't go searching Walford for her.
0:50:32 > 0:50:34She's probably back at the house.
0:50:40 > 0:50:44- Rox!- Yeah, all right, I'll be down in a minute, OK?
0:51:05 > 0:51:07See you later, bye.
0:51:09 > 0:51:11- Um, Lola?- Yes?
0:51:11 > 0:51:13I was thinking, if you're up for it,
0:51:13 > 0:51:17I could have a word with Tanya, see if we've any more jobs going.
0:51:17 > 0:51:21- Really?- Cor, the day you're having, thought about buying a scratchcard?
0:51:21 > 0:51:22I can't make any promises.
0:51:22 > 0:51:25No, no that's all right. That's brilliant. Cheers.
0:51:25 > 0:51:27One less person going for a job I wanted.
0:51:27 > 0:51:29You looking for work as well?
0:51:29 > 0:51:31Well, it's either that or selling a kidney.
0:51:31 > 0:51:35Well, I suppose this does kind of make me the job fairy today
0:51:35 > 0:51:37but I know of another job going, actually.
0:51:41 > 0:51:43Tamwar is still married.
0:51:43 > 0:51:45On paper only.
0:51:45 > 0:51:48And what about the suitor you're meant to be setting Ayesha up with?
0:51:48 > 0:51:52I have sent endless e-mails to Mrs Kayani, OK. I've phoned her,
0:51:52 > 0:51:55I've left voice messages. I have heard nothing back.
0:51:55 > 0:51:57So that means, by my reckoning, Ayesha is a free agent.
0:51:57 > 0:52:00And you don't think her family would want a say in this?
0:52:00 > 0:52:03Hey, all she wants is the best person for her daughter
0:52:03 > 0:52:05and who better than my Tamwar?
0:52:09 > 0:52:12You let me walk all the way home with that on my head?
0:52:12 > 0:52:14You know, I was going to tell you
0:52:14 > 0:52:16but you were busy being so wonderful saving my job.
0:52:16 > 0:52:19And you're being so wonderful here
0:52:19 > 0:52:21- helping me in the kitchen, aren't you?- Hey...
0:52:21 > 0:52:24- Yeah!- Look at us, both wonderful. Hey!
0:52:24 > 0:52:27Oh, I was going to ask you how you two are getting along
0:52:27 > 0:52:29but I don't think I need to.
0:52:29 > 0:52:31No, it's all good!
0:52:31 > 0:52:34- Isn't it? AJ?- Yes, wonderful.
0:52:34 > 0:52:37I knew it. I knew if you two spent a bit of quality time together
0:52:37 > 0:52:40you'd end up falling in love.
0:52:40 > 0:52:42Hey, hands off, she's mine!
0:52:44 > 0:52:46- She's a keeper, this one. - Take your hands off her.
0:52:54 > 0:52:55Have you seen Lola?
0:52:55 > 0:52:59- I might have done.- If you've seen her, Shirley...- Where is she?
0:52:59 > 0:53:01We just need to find her.
0:53:01 > 0:53:04She's in there, upstairs. Why? What's the problem?
0:53:14 > 0:53:16- Phil?- What do you think you're playing at?
0:53:16 > 0:53:19- Phil...- Three hours, I said!- I was working. I lost track of time.
0:53:19 > 0:53:23- You're working, so you dump her in the corner?- Phil, she's fine.
0:53:23 > 0:53:25- What's all the fuss about? - He was worried.
0:53:25 > 0:53:27If I ring you, OK, you answer your phone. You got it?
0:53:27 > 0:53:29OK. I'm sorry.
0:53:29 > 0:53:32There's no harm done. Everyone's safe.
0:53:32 > 0:53:33What's all this muck on her face?
0:53:33 > 0:53:37- It's just a bit of cream.- There's no harm done, everyone's safe.
0:53:37 > 0:53:39Let's get you home. Come on.
0:53:39 > 0:53:40It's fine.
0:53:40 > 0:53:42No, no.
0:53:43 > 0:53:45LOLA SOBS
0:53:45 > 0:53:47- Ssh.- I'm sorry.- No.- I'm sorry.
0:53:49 > 0:53:53Hope you ain't too hungry, Shirl. They're a bit busy.
0:53:53 > 0:53:54They just advertised that job today
0:53:54 > 0:53:58- and they've had about 100 people through the door.- Make it 101.
0:54:05 > 0:54:06Thanks.
0:54:06 > 0:54:09Don't be fooled by that avuncular exterior.
0:54:09 > 0:54:11- Don't let him work you too hard. - Don't worry about me.
0:54:11 > 0:54:14- I've had worse bosses. - Thank you. Much appreciated.
0:54:14 > 0:54:16Incidentally, we're related,
0:54:16 > 0:54:19so if he gives you any trouble, come to me. I'm a very good listener.
0:54:19 > 0:54:21- Thank you.- I'll bear that in mind.
0:54:21 > 0:54:23- Want to take a break, darling? - Sounds good, thanks.
0:54:23 > 0:54:26- Seriously, anything you need to know...- Don't worry,
0:54:26 > 0:54:30- being behind a bar, it's like a home from home.- OK.
0:54:30 > 0:54:31Hey. Nice.
0:54:31 > 0:54:33ALFIE LAUGHS
0:54:35 > 0:54:37- Is that a bitter? - Yes, please.- All right, buddy.
0:54:40 > 0:54:44- I know that face. What are you up to?- Something.
0:54:44 > 0:54:46You coming in New Year's Eve?
0:54:46 > 0:54:49- Is that bird working? - Yes, she is.- Then I may pop in.
0:54:49 > 0:54:52Although not as fit as you, she is quite fit, so...
0:54:52 > 0:54:55What about you, what are you doing?
0:54:55 > 0:54:59- I'll probably be here. It'll be all hands to the pump.- Will it now?
0:54:59 > 0:55:01How completely transparent of you.
0:55:01 > 0:55:04- So it's got nothing to do with being near him...- Hello? I work here.
0:55:04 > 0:55:07And there was me thinking you were just the rebound girl.
0:55:07 > 0:55:09Or as you told Alfie,
0:55:09 > 0:55:13- this place is all about him and Kat. - You heard that?- Yes, I did.
0:55:13 > 0:55:16- You earwigging my conversations? - I don't need your approval.
0:55:16 > 0:55:18I don't need anybody's approval. Thank you!
0:55:18 > 0:55:22- I'm telling you as a friend. Whether that means...- Well, don't!
0:55:22 > 0:55:24Don't what? Don't say what everyone's thinking?
0:55:31 > 0:55:34Tamwar and Ayesha will make a beautiful couple.
0:55:34 > 0:55:38- And my grandkids will be gorgeous. - Mas should know what you're up to.
0:55:38 > 0:55:40You listen to me very carefully.
0:55:40 > 0:55:41You'll ruin everything!
0:55:41 > 0:55:45You can't play with people's lives. I ain't going to help you do that.
0:55:45 > 0:55:49Oh, really? Listen to me. You and me do not like each other. Right?
0:55:49 > 0:55:51Finally, something we agree on.
0:55:51 > 0:55:54Yeah. And we don't want to spend any more time together than we have to.
0:55:54 > 0:55:57- Exactly.- So we pretend to be friends.
0:55:57 > 0:55:59We just play along,
0:55:59 > 0:56:02Masood doesn't force us to spend any more time together,
0:56:02 > 0:56:06you can help me get Tamwar and Ayesha together.
0:56:06 > 0:56:09And if you do that, and you do it properly,
0:56:09 > 0:56:11I'll consider letting you stay here.
0:56:12 > 0:56:14Everyone's happy.
0:56:17 > 0:56:20Why does it feel like I'm about to make a deal with the devil?
0:56:20 > 0:56:21Better the devil you know.
0:56:30 > 0:56:32It's just in here. Like I said,
0:56:32 > 0:56:34it's really nothing to do with me, all right?
0:56:34 > 0:56:36It's all my uncle's dodgy stuff.
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