03/01/2013

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0:00:31 > 0:00:34Babe, it's all right. I'll do that.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm sure Shirley smokes in her room, you know.

0:00:43 > 0:00:44Unlike you to be home for lunch.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49I'm going to put a smoke alarm under her bed. You watch.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53I better get back to work.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56What's wrong with her?

0:00:56 > 0:00:57I'm fine!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59You heard her. She said she's fine.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Joey!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Think we need a little chat, don't you?

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Later.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Best put this on ice then, eh?

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Ain't it about time you put a ring on it?

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Right now, I'm a little bit busy.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27If you wouldn't mind stepping into the bedroom.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Get into the bedroom! - SHE GIGGLES

0:01:31 > 0:01:37Hey, here we go. Where's your Auntie Sharon got to?

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Hey? Where's she got to?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43You smell so good!

0:01:43 > 0:01:45He smells like peanut butter and mud, like he always does.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Behave! Come here, let's have a cuddle! Group hug.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50All my babies, all together.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Oh well. No broken windows, no blood on the carpet.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01At least your mum ain't trashed the place.

0:02:01 > 0:02:04Did you miss me? Us?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yeah, yeah course! Did you guys have a good time?

0:02:08 > 0:02:10- Yeah.- Yeah, great!

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Right, you. Come upstairs with me, help me unpack, we can see

0:02:13 > 0:02:17if you've got any presents brought back from Spain, hmm?

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Well, don't you want to know where I've been?

0:02:30 > 0:02:34You're always OK. You always leave and you're always OK.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I didn't think you wanted me around, Al.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Our dad had just died!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Well, I'm happy, ain't I? Happy he's dead, that's what you said.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Look at you. When have you ever been happy?

0:02:51 > 0:02:52DOOR CLOSES

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Joey! I'll leave you, you must have a lot to talk about.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Alice, why do you think I came back, eh?

0:03:05 > 0:03:07Listen to me, I don't care how angry you are with me,

0:03:07 > 0:03:09you ain't doing this on your own.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14All right?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, hey! Haven't seen you in a while.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19All right, Carol?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Is that for the...?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29How are you? Glad your mum's back today, I bet?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31If I know anything about teenagers,

0:03:31 > 0:03:33you'll have saved all your washing up for her, eh?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38It must be hard...after Billie.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yeah, know what, I've not had a lot of time to think about it,

0:03:43 > 0:03:45what with all the arrangements.

0:03:45 > 0:03:50Still, if there's one thing I know about, it's funerals.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Do you know, I fancy a cake.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55Do you want a cake?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Wish we could stay here for ever, Jack.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Yeah well, you've got a club to run.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03And I've gotta go and see Max.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07- They're back?- Yeah. Wonder what they'll think about us.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Bit of good news is just what this family needs.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15Can't we just keep it our little secret a bit longer?

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Makes it more romantic.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Is this about Phil?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Cos I know he asked you to marry him.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23How?

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Michael. You told him no, yeah?

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Look, imagine if I'd said no

0:04:29 > 0:04:31and you found out I was engaged to someone else.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Someone you couldn't stand.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36You got to give the man an answer.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Yeah, I know.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41We'll tell the family for now.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42You can't keep it a secret for ever.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Thought I'd make some dinner. Keep myself busy.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Anything you fancy?- Remind me why you're here again, please, Kat?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Dad wouldn't want her on the streets.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- On the streets? Really? - I don't care what you think of me,

0:05:01 > 0:05:03but is this really what Alice needs?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Alice...

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Alice, why won't you let me help you, eh?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21With the funeral?

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I ain't sure about that.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29I mean, how am I supposed to know what to do, eh?

0:05:31 > 0:05:33I'm not really sure I'm...

0:05:34 > 0:05:37You are coming to the funeral? You have to.

0:05:42 > 0:05:46You'll need to choose some music, won't you, eh?

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Well?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58- What, no souvenir sangria? - Don't muck about, just tell me.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00Has she gone?

0:06:00 > 0:06:01She's gone.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Sharon called Kim - Kirsty's bed ain't been slept in.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Kirsty going doesn't change what he did.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Well, nothing's going to change what he did, is it? Abi!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26If he wants the toy just give him the toy back!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29- SHE SQUEALS - I want my toy back!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Did you get a chance to talk to her?

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Who?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Who d'you think?!

0:06:36 > 0:06:41No. Not really. Why, what you thinking?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43You worried about her?

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Not like she's my enemy, is it?

0:06:44 > 0:06:45No. She's your wife.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Max isn't just some bloke I've been seeing, is he?

0:06:49 > 0:06:53We're a family. You know what that means.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55And he has got a point.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57We weren't actually together at the time - I mean,

0:06:57 > 0:07:00I just shut him out, I wasn't talking to him, nothing.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03So it's not that he met someone else, it's that he lied?

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, I lied to him too - I kept my illness from him for months.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12So it's not that he met someone else then?

0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's not that he lied...well...?

0:07:14 > 0:07:16He married the woman, Sharon!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18She's not like his other dirty little bunk-ups.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21He actually married her. She's his wife. He's her husband.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22- He's YOUR husband.- Was.

0:07:22 > 0:07:25And he was going to let me marry him without telling me.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26What does that say about him?

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Well, as long as Kirsty's gone, we'll be all right.

0:07:29 > 0:07:33Right. Tanya's forgiven you. Clean slate, start again, that's it?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35And you never told him you had cancer.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Exactly! What does it say about all of us?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Nah, I didn't say it wouldn't be hard work.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43He thought you two were over.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I mean, is it that hard to believe that he was so upset -

0:07:47 > 0:07:52he hadn't only lost you, he'd lost his whole family in his eyes

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- that he turned to someone else?

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Didn't exactly take him long, did it?

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Well, you said you'd only known that Greg bloke a couple of months.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04So both of you hate being apart so much,

0:08:04 > 0:08:07you find comfort with other people.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11But Greg's not Max. And she'll never be you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Still doesn't change the fact he lied to me.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18- Cos he didn't want to lose you. - Because he's a born liar.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Because he loves you. - Cos he's weak.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22- Cos he can't live without you! - All right!

0:08:22 > 0:08:26Max is here. That's what matters.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28He's made his choice.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33Me and Tanya - stronger than that, ain't we?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Going to take more than a silly fling to destroy what we've got.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Hey, how's D?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45Superior. Defensive. Same as usual.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47You want to try working with her. She has got a voice like a foghorn.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Who yanked your chain?

0:08:49 > 0:08:54She's in a kind of funny mood. Kinda...enigmatic.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Babe, you even know what that means?

0:08:56 > 0:08:57She has been kind of quiet recently.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Thanks, love.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01She needs some fun.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Fun is more trouble than it's worth.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on, Zee, you don't mean that, babe.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06No wonder she's got a face like a wet flannel,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08- knocking about with you all day. - Hey!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16- You OK?- Yeah. You?

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Joey doesn't seem to be taking it too well.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27Surprising, considering how he felt about Derek.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Wait, you've seen Joey? Where?!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Did you not know, he's...?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Obviously not.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40Dunno, maybe I should talk to him. I lost my mum.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43No! No. Well, I mean, y'know what he's like.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45It'd probably make things worse.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51Sorry, it's just family stuff, ain't it?

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Babe, I have told you, listen,

0:09:55 > 0:09:57you need to keep out of Denise's business.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00A double date is a wicked idea!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02And I know just the guy.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03I tell you what - make it a triple date.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- Mas and myself will come. Make it more of a party.- See!

0:10:06 > 0:10:09When it comes to fun, I knew I could count on you!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11But I will find her a date.

0:10:11 > 0:10:12Because I know her inside out.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14But I'm her sister.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16And like I said, I know just the dude.

0:10:21 > 0:10:22Hey.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24So, you busy tonight?

0:10:24 > 0:10:27If you're asking me out, I'm taken.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, Max wants us over in the Vic.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Seeing as you've told Phil - thought we could tell them our news.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34We haven't even got a ring yet.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Mmm, that's what you think.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43Oh, Jack, it's perfect.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Is he all right?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50It's hard to tell with him. They're in there.

0:10:55 > 0:10:56Kat just let me in.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Look who's here, finally.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Hi.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02All right?

0:11:02 > 0:11:03Joey's going to live here now.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh, are you two OK now then?

0:11:06 > 0:11:09We're just choosing music for Dad's...

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Come and help.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Please. I'd really appreciate it.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19I tried to call you. A few times.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23What about this one?

0:11:24 > 0:11:26At least it's...hopeful.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31And that's what I'm going to think of when I think of Dad.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Hope. And second chances.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Cos I'm so glad I gave him that.

0:11:37 > 0:11:38Yeah.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Not everything's worth a second chance, is it?

0:11:43 > 0:11:49Yeah. You're right. Alice, listen, you know where I am. Yeah?

0:11:55 > 0:11:57You talking about my dad?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- No, Alice, I didn't mean... - Yeah, you were.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Why don't you just go somewhere else?

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Somewhere you actually want to be. It obviously isn't here, is it?!

0:12:18 > 0:12:22Oh, look at you two, hard at work.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24All work and no play...

0:12:24 > 0:12:26You always say that fun's overrated.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28No-one pays you to have fun.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30See, that is true, Ian. But, Denise, still,

0:12:30 > 0:12:33you're hardly an entrepreneur, are you?

0:12:33 > 0:12:36You're just selling some groceries on the street.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Anyway! There's a party. At our house.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40So don't bother bringing any of your grocery chat.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Since when?!

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Since when did you ask so many questions?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's a party, Dee, not a court case.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51You need to loosen up.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Hey.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07I'm taking a wild stab in the dark here - I'm guessing the answer's no?

0:13:14 > 0:13:18No-one's ever going to have what we have. All that history.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23But it's just that, Phil - it's the past.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25I want something different.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Jack?

0:13:26 > 0:13:30No, it's not a choice between you or Jack - it's about what I need.

0:13:32 > 0:13:33And I do need something new.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Phil... - What d'you want me to say, Sharon?

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Start arguing with you, go and beat him up or something?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43If you're happy, well, then so am I.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45I don't have to be your wife to care about you.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Sharon, I said I'm happy for you.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51OK? She needs feeding, so it's best you go.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Right. And don't forget - a little bit of butter in there.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Yeah, I know. - And not too much milk either.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Just add a little bit by a little bit.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12- I know how to make mashed potato, Mum.- Do you now?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14- I do. - Were you taught by the best?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- I was indeed. - Yeah? Not your father then.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18I heard that. All right?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20- Steak.- Lovely.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22- I'm making the mash.- Really?

0:14:23 > 0:14:27- Could you see if Oscar wants juice or milk with his, darling?- Yeah.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Kirsty's gone.

0:14:34 > 0:14:38I know. I called from Spain, to check with Sharon.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43You do believe me, don't you?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46If you and me had been all right, I would have never even looked at her?

0:14:46 > 0:14:49He asked for lager!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Makes a change from whisky, don't it?!

0:14:51 > 0:14:54I told Jack we'd meet him and Sharon in the Vic tonight.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57We don't have to, if you don't want to.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01No. That'll be fine. Let's all go, shall we?

0:15:01 > 0:15:06If Lauren ever turns up. Yeah, I'm sure Mum will have Oscar.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10It'll be nice, won't it? The whole family all back together again.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13D'you want to get Oscar his drink?

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Next time I want to distract myself, I'll get the Scrabble out.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31You want some ice cream?

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Ice cream's full of milk and that's meant to be good for you.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Look, Alice, I know that me and your dad...

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- I know how you're feeling. - How could you?

0:15:49 > 0:15:54I'm not being rude but...you and my dad had an affair.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58A fling. There's no way you could feel the same as me.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03My mum's dead. So I can have a good guess.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09I thought I'd never eat again, never laugh again,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12thought I couldn't go a minute through the day without her

0:16:12 > 0:16:14being the only thing I could think about.

0:16:14 > 0:16:15But I did.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19I didn't know.

0:16:19 > 0:16:24Why would you? I'm just saying, you're not the only one.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Zee, they didn't have that fizzy apple stuff you like,

0:16:30 > 0:16:32so I decided to...

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Oh. Hi. I thought you said this was a party?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41This looks more like...a dinner...

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Party! Sit down.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Erm, you look nice.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48I believe that's my line.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50And this is your chair.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Two men fighting over you. Aren't you lucky, Denise?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Yeah, that's me, innit(?)

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Ian, you're such a gentleman!

0:16:56 > 0:16:59AJ! Pour Denise some wine!

0:16:59 > 0:17:03Of course. Say...when.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Well, this is nice. Friends, neighbours...

0:17:06 > 0:17:08And maybe more.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- D... D!- Oh, sorry - when!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19So here's to...

0:17:19 > 0:17:20- Denise!- Denise!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Denise.- Cheers.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Are you eating properly? Is she eating?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37Kat made us a lovely dinner.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Oh. Didn't think you were the dinner type.

0:17:41 > 0:17:45Right. I'll leave you to it.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah. Well, it's up to Alice.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Uh, can you stay?

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Yeah, course.

0:18:10 > 0:18:14I should've come here first, really, shouldn't I, Lauren?

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Cos this is what you do, innit? Soon as you don't get your own way.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Why are you being so nasty?

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Cos that's what I do. All right?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I don't mean anything to you, do I?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Keep your voice down, please.

0:18:24 > 0:18:29Why? Why? I mean nothing so then we're nothing.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31There's nothing to keep quiet about!

0:18:31 > 0:18:34Lauren, will you stop being a brat. Just for once in your life. Please.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37You vanished to who knows where, with who knows who. Then you

0:18:37 > 0:18:41just blank me like I don't exist and you expect me to just take it.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44You just think I should just forget about everything, yeah?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46With Derek and everything? Yeah?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Joey, you hated him.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50And that don't make it worse, eh?!

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Thing is, when I'm scared and freaking out,

0:18:54 > 0:18:57there's only one person that I want near me.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00One person that can make me feel like, you know,

0:19:00 > 0:19:02everything's going to be all right.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04You obviously don't feel the same.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Walking away from people that you're meant to love?

0:19:09 > 0:19:13Messing with their heads? Does that remind you of anyone?

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Lauren, I'm warning you. All right?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19See, it turns out you're more like him than you thought.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Can I get a drink, please?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Lauren...- Excuse me! Can I have a drink, please?!

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Anyone?

0:19:35 > 0:19:37I don't see why I have to come.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39She's sick of us already.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42Why can't we just stay in? Pubs are boring.

0:19:42 > 0:19:46Because me and your dad want to show everyone what a normal,

0:19:46 > 0:19:48happy family we are.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Yeah, compared to the Kardashians.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57- I understand why you're upset... - What are you still doing here then?!

0:19:57 > 0:19:58You know my mum and dad get back today?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Oi. I'm talking to you!

0:20:00 > 0:20:04What do you care?! See, no-one cares, do they?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Everyone just goes around, they just do what they want,

0:20:06 > 0:20:08they hurt who they want.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10And as long as they're happy that's fine, ain't it?

0:20:10 > 0:20:12I love your dad, Lauren.

0:20:12 > 0:20:16This messed up situation definitely doesn't make me happy.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19So what are you still hanging around for then?

0:20:19 > 0:20:22You ever been in love? I'm not some sleazy home wrecker.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Your dad was single.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29It was like any two people who meet each other and that's it.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Sit down. Go on.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45You're a liability, you know that, Lauren?

0:20:45 > 0:20:47She's trying to take my dad away.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Yeah? If he wanted her, he'd be with her, wouldn't he, eh?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53He wouldn't be able to keep himself away.

0:20:54 > 0:21:00I came back here for Alice. All right, Lauren, she needs me.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05But you're what I need.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09I'll get another one. Won't be a sec.

0:21:11 > 0:21:12Come on. Let's go.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Come on.

0:21:15 > 0:21:18Babe, I'll see you in there. I just need to buy some...mints.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Yeah, right, Dad(!) Can you get me some "mints" too?

0:21:21 > 0:21:22Don't be cheeky.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Get the beers in.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Yeah, I will.

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Some things never change, eh?

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Thank God for that.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44Ray made the apple pie. It's just like me - fruity and juicy.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46Crusty?

0:21:46 > 0:21:49THEY LAUGH

0:21:49 > 0:21:51AJ! Denise needs custard.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53No, I don't.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Ian. Denise prefers cream. - Does she?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Oh!- Sorry!

0:22:00 > 0:22:01look what you've done to her!

0:22:01 > 0:22:03I can speak for myself, actually.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06That was Ian's fault. Look what you've done to her.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08I was just doing what I was told. Again.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12- What's that mean?- Nothing.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Which do you prefer, Denise? Cream or custard?

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Denise hates custard!

0:22:18 > 0:22:24Oh. I see. Of course. I see. I see.

0:22:24 > 0:22:27This is what this "party" is all about.

0:22:27 > 0:22:33Setting up the sad old spinster? With the two local desperadoes?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Look, she twisted my arm till my eyes nearly bled.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40Ian, even better. And, you?

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Erm, I-I still think you're...fit.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, boy...

0:22:47 > 0:22:48And you two make a striking couple.

0:22:48 > 0:22:53I don't need you two meddling, OK? I'm fine.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56What, like the weather? Who wants to be fine?

0:22:56 > 0:22:59- Me!- We're just trying to make you happy, is that so bad?

0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Why couldn't you just leave it? - I am!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Come on, you were gutted when your kids didn't come home for Christmas.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, failed relationship after failed relationship.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10She just hasn't met the right man yet.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Like me, she's a magnet for the insane.- I told you already.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Denise doesn't want you all up in her business.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18You don't have to lie to us. How can you possibly be happy?

0:23:18 > 0:23:23Enough! Enough! All of you just please, please stop going on.

0:23:23 > 0:23:27I agree with you. You're right. I'm a failure.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30My life is a big fat joke

0:23:30 > 0:23:33so actually we're all agreed, aren't we?

0:23:33 > 0:23:37No, Denise, we didn't mean it like that. We just thought...

0:23:50 > 0:23:51What are you doing here?

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Welcome back.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55- I thought you'd gone? - I've been at a mate's.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58No-one wants to be on their own at New Year's, do they?

0:23:58 > 0:23:59Missed me?

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Kirsty, what're you doing here? - We need to talk.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Nah, nah, Tanya's in there. You stay away from me, all right?

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- I'm working!- Do you hear me, Kirsty? Stay away from me!

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Think maybe Abi was right about staying in.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Bet you can't wait for everything to get back to normal, can you?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27You... Are you kidding?

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Dad?

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Tanya, I don't want any trouble.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Max!- Honestly, babe, I thought she'd gone.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36She weren't picking up her phone, so I...

0:24:36 > 0:24:38- You've been ringing her? - To make sure she was gone!

0:24:38 > 0:24:40- To make sure I stayed. - What is wrong with you?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- I ain't spoke to her. - Really? So what was that out there?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44You just telling her to stay away, were you?

0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Somewhere I couldn't see you? - What you talking about?

0:24:47 > 0:24:49- I didn't know she was there, did I? - No?

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Make her go, Dad.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Max...

0:24:54 > 0:24:57Well, go on. Your wife needs you.

0:25:11 > 0:25:12Where is everyone?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Can I get you two a drink?

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I don't think that's a good idea.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Well, you've won, that's what you think, innit?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25So, let me get you a drink.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Not now. Please.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Except all you've won is the embarrassment

0:25:28 > 0:25:29of when she comes back to me.

0:25:29 > 0:25:34- Oh, is that right? - Yeah. She always does. You'll see.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Actually, you know what... Let me buy you a drink.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Show there's no hard feelings.

0:25:46 > 0:25:49This family, our family,

0:25:49 > 0:25:54it's fights, funerals, affairs and fights.

0:25:54 > 0:25:59All the time. And I hate it.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04And this is all it's ever going to be.

0:26:04 > 0:26:10No. Not with you and me, Lauren. Hey. We can be happy.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I promise.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15What?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17This is where I need to be.

0:26:28 > 0:26:30DOOR SLAMS

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Tan, just listen to me, will you? Please!

0:26:45 > 0:26:49The joke is, it's all true.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54My kids ain't bothered.

0:26:56 > 0:26:58I've no career...

0:27:00 > 0:27:01..and as for men!

0:27:04 > 0:27:08Apart from a bunk-up with a fella half me age...

0:27:17 > 0:27:18What if this is it for me?

0:27:21 > 0:27:24No wonder you lot pity me - so do I!

0:27:30 > 0:27:31What?

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Pity you? You're strong.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39Yeah?

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Look at this.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51It's a visiting order from Lucas.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57The man's poison.

0:27:57 > 0:28:02And I'm so weak that I was actually considering going.

0:28:04 > 0:28:08Because I thought, at least he loved me...

0:28:10 > 0:28:11..once.

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Yeah. But you didn't.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17And that's because you're strong. You're funny.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18Sexy.

0:28:20 > 0:28:24You saw those guys in there, they couldn't keep their eyes off you.

0:28:27 > 0:28:29And neither could I.

0:28:43 > 0:28:45Ray!

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