0:00:25 > 0:00:27It's grief, Lauren.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29It is!
0:00:29 > 0:00:33Someone close to you dies and even the sanest person can lose the plot.
0:00:33 > 0:00:35'Yeah, but Derek weren't close to no-one.'
0:00:35 > 0:00:37'Well, yeah. That's even worse, isn't it?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39'Cos the thing about death is there's no going back.'
0:00:39 > 0:00:41'State the obvious, Mum.'
0:00:41 > 0:00:43'Well, it haunts you, don't it?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47'All the things you wish you'd said and now you never get the chance.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51'Everything you wish you'd done differently, now you can't.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:55No, took me a good month and a half
0:00:55 > 0:00:59and a self-help book before I could even eat again.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02The only thing I remember about my dad's funeral is that I was there.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah, but you liked your dad.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Not about "like," is it?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Family's family, Lauren. No. Poor Joey.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Not going to know his ear from his elbow, is he?
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Thing is, if you love your fella, then...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21..you've just got to lead by example, haven't you?
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Protect them.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Stand by them, never mind what anyone else says.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Are we doing this funeral washing or what?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yes. Put the blouse in separately. DON'T put it in the dryer. Hurry up then.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38TANYA SIGHS
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Get up.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53- TV:- 'See? What a bonus!'
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Get your suit on, Joey. - TV CLICKS OFF
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Get lost.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59- Just get up, will you!- Get up. - What you doing?- Oi!
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Ain't a request.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03- It's Derek's funeral. - Yeah, and we owe him.- Do we?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yeah, well, the least us four can do for your father today is be there for him, right?...
0:02:07 > 0:02:08- KAT:- Yeah.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12That hearse rolls up, you'll be stood on the doorstep. Respectful.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Mm. Yeah, well, thanks for the offer and everything,
0:02:14 > 0:02:15but I ain't got a clean shirt.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yeah, well, you ain't got a choice.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Cheers.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32DOOR SLAMS
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- TV:- 'And the other great thing about this...'
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Do you know what? I am not having you making a show. Not today.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Fighting over my silly little bald brother.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You can't expect Max to make a choice right now.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45Every night he's in Tanya's bed, he's "choosing."
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Every dinner at her table. Every single time he goes home.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50He needs time to get his head straight.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52CAROL SIGHS
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Ever since Derek died -
0:02:54 > 0:02:57on the pavement, in front of Max's eyes -
0:02:57 > 0:02:59YOU have hung around, waving your wedding ring
0:02:59 > 0:03:01and you still haven't got lucky, have you?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Ain't I?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Right, that is enough, all right?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Now Max might be too soft in the head, too cut up.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09But this is you and me. Here. Now.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Now, this is my family together.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14And this is Derek's day. Derek's funeral.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16And you, Kirsty, you didn't even like him.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And, I tell you what, I won't have you wreck it.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21I KNOW Max loves me.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23CAROL SCOFFS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Ha!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Prove it. Yeah.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Tell him... Tell him that you're going away.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Today. That you're leaving.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39I'm not going to kick off down the crem, Carol.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- It's his brother's funeral. - Yeah, and if Max loves you,
0:03:41 > 0:03:43you'll actually get an invite, won't you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Cos he won't want to be parted from you.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48So tell him, now, that you're leaving.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49That is mental.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What? As mental as stalking a husband?
0:03:51 > 0:03:52I ain't "stalking"
0:03:52 > 0:03:55You're sitting around, waiting like a prize wallflower.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Where's your pride, Kirsty?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Cos if he loves you, he'll choose you.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01All right, you've cracked it.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04You know, re-decorate the bedroom. I mean, how can Tanya argue with that?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07But when he finally, finally tells you to get lost -
0:04:07 > 0:04:12when he finally lays his cards on the table in clear little words -
0:04:12 > 0:04:15you leave. Today. No contact. Nothing.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And you do not, Kirsty, come to Derek's funeral.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Fine.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Good.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37You're clearly grief-stricken.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Your plate's in the post.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53That was a mistake.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Been proved to relieve stress, cornflakes have.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Very healing.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25- Yeah?- Yeah. And, you know, a day like today, Alice,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28you are going to need your energy and your vitamin B, OK?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Sorry.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Thank you.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Sorry, I-I can't eat.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I know.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I know, it's hard, ain't it? But...
0:06:41 > 0:06:44you have a little crunch, yeah? For me?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I'm meant to be...
0:06:48 > 0:06:50We still haven't got music for the...
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I can't bring myself to go in his bedroom.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00And Joey won't come, even though Uncle Jack said,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and Mum won't be there.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04ALICE SIGHS TEARFULLY
0:07:04 > 0:07:06All Dad ever wanted was his family
0:07:06 > 0:07:10and, even today, he won't have his family...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I know.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Look, come on. With me, yeah?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15ALICE TAKES A JAGGED BREATH
0:07:15 > 0:07:16SHE EXHALES
0:07:16 > 0:07:17That's it.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19THEY BREATHE TOGETHER
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Yeah.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Yeah. Good girl.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Every time I open my eyes, tears just come out.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I can't understand how everyone walks around not crying.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31It's like I've got a leak.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35No. No, listen to me, right? You have not got a leak.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Has she, Kat, eh?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I keep thinking...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42he's going to walk through the door...
0:07:42 > 0:07:44and give me a hug.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47I know... It-It's denial, Alice...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Stage one...
0:07:49 > 0:07:52It's all 100% normal, OK? It is.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54I had a look online for you.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58"Stages of grief," it's called -
0:07:58 > 0:08:01anger, shock, loneliness, hope.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05It's just all part of the process, darling.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11He's not coming back.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13There isn't any hope.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16No, no. No.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20ALICE SOBS
0:08:26 > 0:08:28You miserable, selfish little prat.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38MOBILE CHIMES
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh. Whatever!
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Hissy fit, what a surprise(!)
0:08:50 > 0:08:52You know what, Lucy? You want to do your prima donna thing,
0:08:52 > 0:08:55then you do it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57See if I care. You know what?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00When I first met you, I knew you were stuck-up.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Joey...is just a bloke.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04He's just one more bloke
0:09:04 > 0:09:07and you weren't even seeing him, Lucy, so...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09What happened to mates, eh?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13You might not want to hear this, but I'm probably the best mate you'll ever get.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14LUCY SIGHS
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Sorry.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22I'm really sorry, Lucy.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24No.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26You're right.
0:09:27 > 0:09:28You're right.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31I really don't want to hear a word of it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10GLASS CLINKS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20HE SNIFFS
0:10:23 > 0:10:27You kicked this one off, Kat, so why don't you tell me, eh? Eh?
0:10:27 > 0:10:32How is it, the moment some... some vicious, messed-up little control freak dies,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- that suddenly everyone loves him, eh? - He's not the point right now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38I got you staging your little intervention here, ain't I?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Got the uncles giving it all the Branning. I got Carol...
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Listen to this, right, Carol, wants me to do a speech with the coffin...
0:10:45 > 0:10:46How about that?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48So what are going for here?
0:10:48 > 0:10:52Waiting outside the pub for four hours the day Derek got released out the nick?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Visiting me mum in hospital when he broke her collarbone?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- You don't need...- Or how about this. How about this, eh?
0:10:57 > 0:11:00How about him throwing the jam sandwiches for the one birthday
0:11:00 > 0:11:04he ever bothered rolling up to in the washing up bowl in front of my mates?
0:11:04 > 0:11:07I mean, that's what paints the man, innit? That's what paints the man.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11Seven years old, I was! Seven years old.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Oh, get your head out your backside, will ya?
0:11:13 > 0:11:17You've got yourself in such an habit of hating him that you like it.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Yeah, well it weren't me who said to leave him, was it?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25You don't feel guilty about how your dad died? I envy you!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You don't think you owe him anything? That's your call.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30But, sure as hell, you are not the only one that man screwed over.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Yeah.
0:11:32 > 0:11:36Yeah, well, you know, that was sort of your fault, weren't it?
0:11:37 > 0:11:41My choice. I got involved. I take the consequences.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43But you are not seven years old.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45And you're not the only one that was dealt a bad hand as a kid.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48That how it worked, eh?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Derek play Daddy with you an' all, did he?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You've got a little sister.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58An innocent, lonely, gutted little sister. Step up!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00My sister is nothing to do with you.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Oh, grow up, will ya? She trusts you, don't she?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05She trusts YOU.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10All right.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Word to the wise -
0:12:12 > 0:12:14you chuck that and you don't get it back.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Have you got to have everything that I have?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I mean, are you so jealous
0:12:25 > 0:12:28that you just have to go through your life copying me?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Yeah. Yes, that's it, Lucy(!)
0:12:35 > 0:12:37"Oh, no. No. Don't call Joey,
0:12:37 > 0:12:41"because his daddy's died and he needs time and he needs his family."
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I mean, I don't know if you've noticed, Lauren,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47but that little boyfriend of yours, he is your family, OK?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53You know what? I think I liked it better when you weren't talking.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Yeah, well, I'm not talking. - LAUREN SCOFFS
0:13:02 > 0:13:05If it's any consolation, it doesn't exactly feel right.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Good!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12You don't want him back, do you?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16It's just...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19..he's so strung out.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20It's too much.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I mean, what are you meant to say to your cousin
0:13:24 > 0:13:27that's dumped you and now he's come back?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32You can't exactly say it's getting back to normal.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33SHE SIGHS
0:13:33 > 0:13:35And now his dad's died.
0:13:37 > 0:13:41And my mum keeps going on about how you should be standing by your man
0:13:41 > 0:13:44like some stupid country and western song.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46I mean, I feel like I can't breathe, Lucy.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52I DON'T want him back.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I love him.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56I do.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59I think.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04No. I do! I obv...!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Obviously, I do love him. It's just...
0:14:08 > 0:14:10There's more...
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Lucy, it's complicated.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Lauren, how much more complicated can this get?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25HE SIGHS
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HE SIGHS
0:15:12 > 0:15:14I promised I wouldn't say...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19OK. You can't tell anyone.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22It was me.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I crashed Derek's car.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- So why did...?- Joey stepped up.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I didn't tell him to.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38No-one made him.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42He just... He told the police that...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44he took his eyes off the road, I don't know.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Why?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Lauren.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58You are SO stupid. Are you...? Seriously?
0:15:59 > 0:16:04It was just like one drink and that ain't even the point...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06See it doesn't even matter how I feel now, Lucy.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08That's what I'm trying to tell you.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Even if I did actually know...
0:16:13 > 0:16:16As long as Joey wants me...
0:16:16 > 0:16:17You know.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21I mean, you can't dump someone
0:16:21 > 0:16:23that's facing court for you, can you?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30You stupid alcoholic!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Like... How fair...?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35You know... OK.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38You know that you don't deserve him. At all.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Lauren, you could have killed Joey!
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Shut up!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45He tries to rescue you and he takes the flack for you.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46And you just...
0:16:46 > 0:16:50You don't even have the decency to try and straighten things out?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Has it not run through your head to go down to the police station
0:16:54 > 0:16:55and be honest?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Yeah, course it has. I did!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- I did go down...!- No, Lauren.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04Because you're just sitting here on the day of his dad's funeral.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07And you just sit and you whinge...
0:17:07 > 0:17:11about how it's unfair on you and how it's "too much" for you.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Poor little Lauren.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16I do have a criminal record, you know, Lucy.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19You don't love him.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22I do.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23No, you don't.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27And that's your answer, Lauren - you don't love him.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32You... You're not even there.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35You haven't been there.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37And you...
0:17:37 > 0:17:40The only person you seem to care about
0:17:40 > 0:17:42is the person facing you back in the mirror.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44And the only bottle you have, Lauren,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46is the one stashed under your bed!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Where are you going? No...
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- No, don't tell them, please. - Do you know what...?
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm only going pick the washing up.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Yeah. I know. Yeah, course. Yeah.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09So go and do it. Yeah.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19..on this meditation CD...
0:18:20 > 0:18:23.."Mindfulness," it's called.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25And all them bad thoughts, right?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29You just let them float past you like little clouds.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Anyway, it doesn't mean that it don't still hurt
0:18:32 > 0:18:34that your sister's a lying...
0:18:34 > 0:18:35well, cow-bag, really,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37but it does mean that you can get through a pedicure
0:18:37 > 0:18:40without stabbing yourself with the nailfile.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Little clouds.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Little clouds.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Alice, if you want me to get the music for the funeral...
0:18:51 > 0:18:52No...
0:18:53 > 0:18:54No.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Oh.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01JOEY SIGHS
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I, um....
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I ain't got a clean shirt.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06You're coming?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Yeah, yeah. Well...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I was going to borrow one of these but...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12HE SIGHS
0:19:12 > 0:19:13..it sort of creeps me out a bit, you know?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16You're coming!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35SHE SNIFFS Ooh!
0:19:35 > 0:19:36Don't cry.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Oh, it's all right, darling. I've got something in my eye.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44It really looks like you both.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49I'll take it with me.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Er, can you go and tell Tiff to go and find her swimming costume?
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Because Karen'll be here for you both in a minute.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- JACK:- Listen, call me if you need anything, yeah? Bye.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06- That was Dot.- Mm?- She's staying put.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Right.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Dad's really upset.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12She thinks he knows now -
0:20:12 > 0:20:14You know, he was putting his...
0:20:14 > 0:20:16He was putting his hands together, praying.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Yeah, that or clapping.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Carol! Come on, it's never good to bury your own kid, is it?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21No.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25D'you think they made up, Jack?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I mean, whenever I asked Dad,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30he'd just do that thing with his eyes.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Yeah, I mean, all them Sunday visits...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41..Dot and Derek, in his clean shirt.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Derek giving it the large from the end of the bed -
0:20:46 > 0:20:47the big "I am."
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Dad sitting there, hostage in his own duvet...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52THEY LAUGH
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Yeah, course they made up.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Dad didn't stand a chance, did he?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Poor little kid.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Clean shirt. Shiny shoes.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06"Don't get caught eating the jam out of the jar
0:21:06 > 0:21:09"cos Mum'll blame Dad and Dad'll make you neck the lot in one go."
0:21:11 > 0:21:14Different time back then, weren't it? Just different ways...
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Not everybody fought like a cat and dog though, Jack.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19He was just a little kid, weren't he?
0:21:19 > 0:21:22Stuck in the middle, always coming up to scratch.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26You know that Dad knocked Derek about, don't you?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Yeah, I know. He told me.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32It was a long time ago, Carol, all right? It's done now.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37He was obsessed, weren't he? About that head of the table thing?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Yes, I know. I'm not going to ruin today.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Nothing is going to ruin today. I'm just saying, that's all.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48It wasn't Max that Derek was trying to prove himself to.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Max!
0:21:57 > 0:21:58Please.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24All right, fine.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- "Fine"?- Yeah good.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's not like I've give you hope, is it?
0:22:29 > 0:22:32I've not set you up in a flat and kicked the whole thing off again.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35You just sussed out I didn't have anyone.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38Hang about and boost your ego.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41You just give me this ring and a whole lot of fake words and I...
0:22:44 > 0:22:45I can't get it off, Max!
0:22:46 > 0:22:49Babe, I'm sorry, all right? You know I'm sorry.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50SHE CRIES SOFTLY
0:22:50 > 0:22:51Come here.
0:22:51 > 0:22:52Don't touch me!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Can I at least pay for your train fare?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I hate you! I hate you!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Grief or no grief, if he's letting her bend his ear about lifts,
0:23:48 > 0:23:49and I swear I'll swing for her...
0:23:49 > 0:23:51What are we even meant to wear?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Your father is letting that Kirsty sweet-talk him
0:23:53 > 0:23:55with her sympathy sandwiches.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58Well I tell you what, Abs, it's no more patient and understanding.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I'm going to knock some sense into her, funeral or no funeral.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Max? Lauren?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11No, no, no!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17She's shrunk my blouse. Lauren has shrunk my blouse!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23CAROL: There's the flowers.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Carol, this was on the floor.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Oh, cheers.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Oh! The order of service!
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- I forgot to get the order of service from the printers.- It's all right.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- I knew I'd forget something! - Listen, it's all right.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- We'll go and get it.- Yeah? - Come with me, Liam.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56We'll just meet you there, yeah?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I love a proper funeral.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Get to my age...
0:25:15 > 0:25:18you become quite the connoisseur.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Bit of dignity, bit of gravitas, that's what's called for.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Though I dare say Derek would have opted for the traditional horses
0:25:28 > 0:25:31and black feathers wotsit.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32I dare say.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35But I think he'd be satisfied with the turn out.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38I think he'd be quietly pleased, God bless him.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Mum, I look ridiculous!- Oh, dear.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53I can't get a signal.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Lauren. Where the hell are you?!
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Come on.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Lauren's down the police station.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Wha...?
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Oh, come on, Max.
0:26:14 > 0:26:15For once in your life...
0:26:17 > 0:26:20MOBILE RINGS
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