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0:00:25 > 0:00:27Honestly, Max, the way she looked at me!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29You tried to pay her off! What do you expect?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31If she thinks she's getting better of me...

0:00:31 > 0:00:33- Tan, she don't think that. - How do you know?

0:00:33 > 0:00:36- Breakfast at the caff? - I can't, babe. I'm skint.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38You're not skint enough for this. Come on.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39I know women like her.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42- Er, you were supposed to be bringing me a coffee?- It's there.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44I know exactly how they think.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47It's not like I have a Chemistry exam or anything, is it?

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Ab!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Deal with it, Max. I want her gone. Today.

0:01:34 > 0:01:36- So, B, where is she then? - Look, Alfie, I'm not psychic!

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- All I know is, Kat definitely isn't here, is she?- OK, OK.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Hey, what do you say we go out for breakfast?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm sure Jean will look after Amy.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- Jean might be busy. - Jean, sweetheart...

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Now she's got nothing to clean.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Come on. Please, listen, listen... No Kat, no kids.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57Just you and me, yeah? Before anyone else gets a bit of you.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58It's just...I need to pop out, all right.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- This better be good.- I need to see a man about a delivery.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02I promise I won't be long.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16THEY LAUGH

0:02:16 > 0:02:20Oi. They're only doing community service. They're not monkeys!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22They don't do tricks.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Cheers for that.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29All right?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30All right?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32You all right, darling?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37HE LAUGHS

0:02:37 > 0:02:38Lovely day, innit?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Something funny?

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Triangles. Proper complicated, or what?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Has Zainab been talking?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You know, I saw this film once, my mam had it on,

0:03:00 > 0:03:03where this woman fell in love with her sister's husband.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06I don't know what you've heard but it was nothing like...

0:03:06 > 0:03:08The whole village got together and drove her out.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11She had to go and live in a cowshed. Romantic or what?

0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'm sorry, Alfie. I thought I could do this.

0:03:31 > 0:03:32But I just can't.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Yeah. Kirsty! Max is here for you.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Can't keep you away, can I?

0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Babe, please, this has got to stop. - What has?

0:03:52 > 0:03:54All this. You playing games. Mucking about.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Me? You're the one who just walked through the door.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59You're winding Tanya up!

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Wouldn't want that now, would we?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03She wants it all sorted out, all right?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05And what do you want? I know you, Max.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Kirsty, I'm going to marry Tanya again.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Well, then you're just going to have to get a divorce.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Yeah, well, I can't do that on my own, can I?

0:04:13 > 0:04:15KNOCK ON DOOR

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Come round tonight, all right? Dinner. We'll all discuss it.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Please?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Where's Alfie? I want the rent. - It's not due, Phil.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30That weren't a question, I want the rent.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32PHONE RINGS

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I've finished the barrel store, do you want...?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41You know it's not Alfie's fault

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Sharon and Jack are getting married, don't you?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Roxy, shall I start on the toilets? - Alfie's out. He's with a buyer.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49So you can whistle for your money for all I care.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Eh...I think Alfie went over to see Kat.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Shall I just start on the toilets?

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I've let Bianca down and I've let you down.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You haven't let me down.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09You didn't have to give me that job.

0:05:09 > 0:05:11ALFIE SIGHS

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I bet Roxy weren't happy with you but you just went ahead

0:05:13 > 0:05:14and done it anyway, didn't you?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Kat, Kat, she gave you that job herself.- Course she did.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19It had nothing to do with me. Ask Bianca.

0:05:19 > 0:05:25Is she trying to rub my nose in it? She takes my pub, my husband...

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Woah, stop.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Now she wants me to scrub her khazis?

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Woah, woah, Kat, please.

0:05:33 > 0:05:37I know you need the money and she knows you need the money.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41You don't have to be scared of her, you know.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43Don't I?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50Well, she's not going to want me to do it now, is she?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Letting her down on the first day.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55Listen, I can talk to her. She knows how hard it is.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59I don't want her sympathy. I'm not having her thinking I'm charity.

0:05:59 > 0:06:02No, it's nothing to do with charity, all right?

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Why don't you start next week, yeah?

0:06:07 > 0:06:08What about Bianca?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11She won't want to do it on her own, will she?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13I can talk to Bianca. I can sort it with Rox.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16It's no problem.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Why are you always so nice to me?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31You know, you're always welcome in the Vic.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32You know that, don't you?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36And you and me.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38We're OK.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Excuse me.

0:06:48 > 0:06:53Oh... Well, don't push yourself too hard, will you(?)

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Right. 14 caulis, nine red cabbage, seven pounds of Maris Pipers.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02And it's only just gone 10.00 in the morning!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Oh, you've heard the fat lady singing, have you? Have you?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11You know, if I'm going to be gossiped about...

0:07:11 > 0:07:14I was not gossiping! Ayesha must have overheard.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Well, I may as well be gossiped about and be successful.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Morning, Mrs Masood.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Yes, morning, morning.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Regional Manager.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29- SHE SCOFFS - You?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yes, me. Applications close next week, so...

0:07:32 > 0:07:34DENISE GIGGLES

0:07:35 > 0:07:37Move!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Nah, nah, nah, you want the raspberry and the passion fruit.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- Orange one's for sheep. - Dexter. What are you doing here?

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I owe you a fiver, remember.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- You all right?- Yeah. All sorted? - Yeah, yeah.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03They messed up with the order so I just had...

0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Don't lie to me.- You what? - I said don't lie to me, Alfie!

0:08:07 > 0:08:12OK, hear me out. I just didn't want to upset you, OK?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you?

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Look, I'm really sorry. I didn't know it was meant to be a secret.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18No, no, no, it's not a secret.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20No, it's not. It's just something Alfie lied about.

0:08:20 > 0:08:21OK, so it's a secret.

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Where is Kat anyway? Still putting her make-up on?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- Bianca!- Don't take it out on Bianca. - I'm not!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28If you want to go and see Kat, then go and see her.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Rox, I don't want to see Kat! - Er, you've just been round there!

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, because she didn't turn up for work!

0:08:35 > 0:08:37So why can't you just tell me that?

0:08:37 > 0:08:39I-I-I don't know! You wanted me all to yourself.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- But you chose Kat, didn't you? - You want me to turn my back on her?

0:08:42 > 0:08:44- Don't make this about me.- I'm not.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yes, you are. And you are the one who lied. Not me.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Rox, stop. Now, why...?

0:08:51 > 0:08:52I'm so sorry.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54It's all right.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59He looked like he was going to explode!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I don't care what Phil thinks.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05He's still got a bit of a thing for you, hasn't he?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08New Year's Day, he proposed.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12No! You're kidding me. What happened?

0:09:16 > 0:09:18I've just had Max round.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21Right. All sorted then?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23All sorted.

0:09:23 > 0:09:24Good.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I'm coming to dinner this evening.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Discuss the whole situation properly.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Max did tell you about the dinner?

0:09:35 > 0:09:40It was my idea. So we'll see you about 6.00 then?

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Max invited Kirsty to dinner?

0:09:51 > 0:09:55Can you believe that?! Well, you're going to come an' all.

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Babe, I can't, Tan, I'm working.

0:09:56 > 0:10:02Really? I want everyone there. I want the whole family there.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Come on, are you sure that's wise?

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Yeah. Yeah. She wants dinner? She can come and have dinner.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09She can come round and see exactly what Max has got.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Then maybe she'll give up.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I still don't see why we needed to get another cleaner.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Jean, Jean, please, darling.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24It's just that Roxy thought you needed a break, that's all.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Nobody asked me if I needed a break! I mean, at least I turn up.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Same time tomorrow? - And will Kat be joining you?

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Drop it. Drop it now, OK? Stop.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37HE SIGHS

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Sorry, B. I've spoken to Kat. It's fine. She can start next week.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, yeah. Cos it isn't half hard work,

0:10:42 > 0:10:44trying to clean this whole pub all on your own.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I know, I'll make it up to you with the extra hours.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Yeah? Is Roxy all right about that? - Yeah, she's fine. She's good.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Oh, good. See you later then. Thanks.- Yeah. See ya.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57It isn't easy, is it?

0:10:57 > 0:11:00No, I get that, I do. It's just, I don't know...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02You've got to give them space.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Let them work it out, make their mistakes.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09Yeah, but what if every time...is he always going to choose her?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Who does he live with? Who does he wake up next to?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15They've got a kid together, haven't they?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17You don't want it all to end up in a custody battle

0:11:17 > 0:11:19like some idiots, do ya?

0:11:19 > 0:11:20SHE LAUGHS

0:11:20 > 0:11:25No. Why couldn't we do this years ago? Just sit and talk.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27I think back then you didn't know how to listen.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Ah, that's very funny.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oi. Congratulations.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Will you just be there, OK? - I've got my exam!

0:11:37 > 0:11:38It's not tonight, is it?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I thought we were going to the cinema.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43You can go tomorrow. 6.00. Dinner. More the merrier.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49I thought you had an exam?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm on study period. Final revision.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56They are doing my head in out there, I tell you.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I've um...do you remember when the other day I dropped that tenner?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Do you know how hard it is trying to get chewing gum off the pavement?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Look, Jay...

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Right. Printed off my application form

0:12:17 > 0:12:19so I've just got to get these filled in now.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Put these up there. - How about here, Aunty?

0:12:21 > 0:12:23OK, some here some there. Up, down.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26- It doesn't matter. Put them... - What are you doing?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28- Retail theory.- It's a corner shop.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30I saw this programme on television, right.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33They said that people shop in an anti-clockwise matter.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Which means you should put everything that they need

0:12:36 > 0:12:37at the end of their trip.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40That way they have to walk through the whole shop.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43So people start shopping at the till then, do they?

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Right, I have sold 14 big bags of carrots

0:12:47 > 0:12:50and I think you've sold one small sweet potato.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Things getting desperate now, are they?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56Retail theory!

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Well, I'm sure the people at Head Office

0:12:58 > 0:13:00will be very pleased with my ideas.

0:13:00 > 0:13:02- Oh, yeah? - SHE LAUGHS

0:13:04 > 0:13:06You're going after my job, aren't you?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- You going to help her revise? - You're being so embarrassing.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'm not hitting on your girl, you know.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17- You didn't tell me he was back. - It didn't seem important.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Have you got fluff in your ears or something?- Hang on, hang on.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22You're going out with another boy and it don't seem important?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- We're not going out! - We're having a coffee.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- Am I talking to you? - You don't own me.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29If I was going out with another girl, would you be happy?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30We're not going out!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Would you stop being such an idiot! I'll see you later.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35We're due at mum's at 6.00. Dinner. Remember?

0:13:35 > 0:13:38- You might be. I'm not due anywhere. - Jay!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40No. "You don't own me." Why don't you take one of your new pals?

0:13:40 > 0:13:41Maybe I will!

0:13:44 > 0:13:45What is his problem?

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Brave man, Jack.- Yeah?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52Ditched the last geezer at the altar, didn't she?

0:13:52 > 0:13:54You're no stranger to that one yourself, are you?

0:13:54 > 0:13:57Husband before that got murdered.

0:13:57 > 0:14:01Yeah, and the last person who proposed to her got a knock-back.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03That what she told you?

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Yeah, well, there's no secrets between me and Sharon.

0:14:05 > 0:14:09Let's be grown up about this, all right? Let's move on.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Mum, I said I wanted them cubed! Cubed I wanted.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Sliced, cubed, whatever.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21No, not "whatever", Mum.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Cubed! Is there anything at all going on in that head?

0:14:24 > 0:14:26- Babe, you told me to sort it out. - That woman? Here, for dinner?

0:14:26 > 0:14:29Right, fair enough. I'll call her, cancel.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30No! No, you're not getting out of it now.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33You and Nan are cooking?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Oh, yeah, your dad's wife's coming for dinner.

0:14:36 > 0:14:37She isn't my wife!

0:14:42 > 0:14:44All right, well, she is my wife. But not like that.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- It wasn't worth coming back here, was it?- No.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Eh, no, no. You're not going anywhere.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51You can't honestly think we're staying?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53- Yes. You're having your dinner here. - I'm not really up for that.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56- She wants a war, she can have a war. - No-one wants a war.

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Then after dinner, the three of us will sit and plan your divorce.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01But before that, she can have some nice food, nice drink.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03And she can get to see what she's taking on.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- The whole family. Warm and united. - Pushing your luck on that one.

0:15:07 > 0:15:08Mum, would you just cube them?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- I need this job, Zee. - What, and I don't?

0:15:16 > 0:15:18To show Kim I'm not just hiding away.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- You did jump her boyfriend. - I didn't jump him!

0:15:23 > 0:15:24I responded.

0:15:26 > 0:15:31- Maybe it was on the rebound. - From who? Lucas?

0:15:32 > 0:15:33It doesn't matter.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37That's all I get, isn't it? The wrong people. At the wrong time.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Yes, because you look in the wrong places.

0:15:39 > 0:15:43- So I need to focus on my career. - And if I want to focus on mine?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46My sister isn't speaking to me. I've got no family.

0:15:46 > 0:15:50My kids never visit me. You, you've got everything.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54What have I got? Just me.

0:15:56 > 0:16:00I need this job, Zee. Please?

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Oi, I want you two opposite ends of the table tonight.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- You're just cousins, all right? - What, no footsie?- Lauren!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13No, she's all right. She's only messing around, isn't she.

0:16:13 > 0:16:17- And no drinking either. - What? Drinking? Me?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18You heard her.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22- Hiya.- You all right, Abs?

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Another 30 seconds, I was going to call out a search party for you.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh, the exam went fine. Thanks for asking.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- I'm so sorry, Abi. I forgot. - DOOR CLOSES

0:16:29 > 0:16:32Jay is that you, darling? Hello. I'm sorry.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Abs, this is a really bad time.

0:16:38 > 0:16:43Well, this is my friend. Dexter. The more the merrier, you said.

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Mrs Branning...

0:16:45 > 0:16:48Hello, darling. It's Miss Cross, actually.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Mrs Branning soon, again. - FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:16:50 > 0:16:55Course you are. Funny how dinner parties grow, isn't it?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13Phil! Phil, look, last night.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16I didn't mean you to find out like that.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- Don't bother me.- No, I wanted to tell you myself, you know.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21Save it, Sharon! Cos I'm not interested.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Never did do feelings, did you?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oi, oi, mush.

0:17:27 > 0:17:28All right, mate?

0:17:37 > 0:17:41Tell us, what's it like being in love with someone you can't have.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'm not in love!

0:17:45 > 0:17:49We're just talking about Denise's...you know, situation.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I actually wasn't talking about anything.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Home.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Please tell me that's not an application form.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yes, it is. Now.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05- You told me you would back out. - I told you I would think about it.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08And I have thought about it and may the best woman win.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Right, that's one stall, completely sold out!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14And you have sold... two sweet potatoes. Loser!

0:18:16 > 0:18:20I'd rather that you did not speak to Ayesha about your private life.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I'm not the one talking about my private life though, am I?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I'm not judging you, Denise. - Not much, you're not.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28- People are gossiping. - Like you, you mean?

0:18:28 > 0:18:30And seeing as I'm Ayesha's chaperone...

0:18:30 > 0:18:33I think it is best for everyone if you find somewhere else to stay.

0:18:44 > 0:18:45Tough day at the office?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, is that what you think, is it? Tough day at the office?

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Well, it sounded like...

0:18:54 > 0:18:57My sister thinks I made a move on her boyfriend.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00- Which I didn't, he kissed me. - I didn't know.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03And I shouldn't have responded but I did and I'm sorry.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05And I've said I'm sorry but she's treating me like

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I'm some sort of a marriage wrecker, which, quite frankly,

0:19:08 > 0:19:11if it takes one little kiss, then it can't have been

0:19:11 > 0:19:12much of a marriage to wreck.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15So, no, I'm not living there any more, am I?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17I'm living at Zainab's, who's meant to be a friend.

0:19:17 > 0:19:18Yeah, but she...?

0:19:18 > 0:19:21And like any true friend, she looks down her nose at me

0:19:21 > 0:19:23and she judges me and she gives me that look.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26And it's not like she's ever done anything wrong, has she?

0:19:26 > 0:19:31Oh, no. I'm a bad influence and, Ian, she's after my job.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32My new job.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35You know, a teeny bit of happiness. A little bit of something, you know.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Just for me.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39She wants that too, and she wants me out of the house.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43So, I tell you what, I've got no sister and I've got nowhere to live.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47And you! You come in here all smug about a tough day at the office

0:19:47 > 0:19:52and carping on about two poxy sweet potatoes!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54I was going to ask if you wanted someone to talk to.

0:20:03 > 0:20:04ALFIE CLEARS THROAT

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Oi. You're such a big softy.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Listen, sweetheart, I just want to say about this morning,

0:20:10 > 0:20:11that I'm really sorry, all right?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14It's all right. I don't need big gestures, all right?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Has someone died?

0:20:30 > 0:20:33So you two, you're at Sixth Form together, are you?

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- She's very clever, my Abi.- Mum!

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Well, you are, aren't you? She's going to be a vet.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Maybe a doctor. - Anything but a hairdresser!

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Actually, we just met on the street.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47What's that mean, you met on the street?

0:20:47 > 0:20:48They're just friends, Max!

0:20:48 > 0:20:51That's Max. So protective.

0:20:53 > 0:20:56No, I'm not being protective, I'm just making conversation, aren't I?

0:20:56 > 0:20:58A boy and a girl can just be friends, you know?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Er, we are still here.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03You never had any boys that were just friends at that age.

0:21:03 > 0:21:04Yeah, thanks, Mum.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05SHE SNIGGERS

0:21:05 > 0:21:08She was very popular...my daughter.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I can imagine.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Were you?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Do you want some more potatoes, Kirsty?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16No, thanks. I don't eat portions that size.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20I'll have some. I think these are sick.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22You can come again.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Didn't realise it was going to be such a big do, Tanya.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Thought it was just going to be the three of us.

0:21:28 > 0:21:29Oh, well, you know what it's like.

0:21:29 > 0:21:33One big, busy, happy family, you know. Everyone in and out.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35You got a family to get back to?

0:21:38 > 0:21:40No-one who'll miss me.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42GLASS CLINKS

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Oscar!

0:21:43 > 0:21:47Don't worry, darling. Never mind. It's all right.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50You get used to it, don't you. This sort of thing.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52When you've got kids.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Sorry.- Good boy.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57DOORBELL RINGS

0:21:57 > 0:21:58- You wet?- No.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24You, erm...

0:22:25 > 0:22:29Look, there's a spare bed upstairs if you need it.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Thank you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:46I came to say something to Abi.

0:22:46 > 0:22:48I didn't realise you were all having...

0:22:52 > 0:22:54- Just a friend, is he?- Jay!

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Sorry, I thought you two would have met?

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- You told her to bring me. - Why don't you shut your mouth?

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- He's my friend. Leave him. - You're sat next to my girlfriend.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Yeah. What? - You're sat next to my girlfriend!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06What you doing? Out!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08- I'm going! I bought you flowers! - You can take them with you an' all.

0:23:08 > 0:23:11Let's get you something for that eye.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15HE PANTS

0:23:22 > 0:23:24All go here, isn't it?

0:23:38 > 0:23:39About what you said yesterday.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41You going to clean my money?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I've got a better idea.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01OK, OK, this is civilised.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03- Lovely.- Yeah, lovely.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06You want to come and read Tommy a story?

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Alfie's working tonight.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11That your name above the door is it, Essex?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13- Kat.- You're not his boss. - Actually, I am.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15This isn't very nice, is it?

0:24:15 > 0:24:18You always loved reading Tommy stories, didn't you?

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Always made me laugh.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23You know what, I'm just going to go and collect some glasses, yeah?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Lying in bed, making up stories. - You don't have to do that.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Come over, he said. "You and me. We're good."

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Woah. That's not how I said it, darling.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Alfie's always right. Saint Alfie.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Why don't you just come in Monday, Kat, and do your job, yeah?

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Yeah? Why don't you do your job? I don't need your charity!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41This is not a charity!

0:24:41 > 0:24:44You come in here, standing in my shoes, stealing my husband?

0:24:44 > 0:24:46- And you look down that at me. - Is that what you really think?

0:24:46 > 0:24:50- That's enough! That's enough! - Don't you dare defend her!

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'm not talking to you! I'm not...I'm talking to you.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54That's enough, all right?

0:24:56 > 0:25:00What you going to do, are you going to throw me out my own pub?

0:25:00 > 0:25:03No, I'm not going to have you sitting in here talking to Roxy like that.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05You understand me?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09Let's get you home, eh?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18DOORBELL RINGS

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I'll get it.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Joey, he ain't coming back in here, all right?

0:25:24 > 0:25:26DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN

0:25:26 > 0:25:29Never like this when you lived with me, was it?

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Ava!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Oh, hello. We were just having a little family dinner.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I can see.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- This is my sister.- Half sister.- Ava. - Can I get you a drink?

0:25:48 > 0:25:49I'm not stopping.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52This is my... Oh, this is my... This is Max.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55- He's my husband. - Soon to be mine again.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58This is Lauren, my oldest. In fact, you've almost met. Sort of.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Is that what this is all about? Let's play happy families?

0:26:02 > 0:26:05This is Abi. This is my youngest daughter.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Hello. We've met.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13- You had no right.- Sorry? - Why don't I get us all a drink, huh?

0:26:13 > 0:26:14Did you think I wouldn't find out?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17Oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19I didn't even think to invite you.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Another time, yeah? - I said when the time was right.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24You think I'm missing a moment?

0:26:24 > 0:26:25This is all just a game to you, isn't it?

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Why are you always going behind people's backs?

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- That's what it's like round here. - Lauren, will you shut up!

0:26:30 > 0:26:34Look at you, Tanya! Your husband isn't even your husband.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37So don't come trying to mess up my family as well.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39No, look, I'm not. How have I messed up your family?

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Leave it, Tanya. - No. I'm really sorry...

0:26:41 > 0:26:44I am really sorry that I didn't think to invite you....

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Is that what you think this is about?

0:26:46 > 0:26:48You think this is about me wanting an invite

0:26:48 > 0:26:50to your silly little dinner?

0:26:50 > 0:26:53Well, if it's not, then I don't know what this is about.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- I found this address. On his laptop. - On who..? Who's he?

0:26:59 > 0:27:00You all right, Mum?

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