0:00:57 > 0:00:58Masood!
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Look, I'm really sorry I didn't get a chance to tidy up the spare room.
0:01:08 > 0:01:15I wasn't expecting anyone. But when you see someone in that state...
0:01:15 > 0:01:16- Cup of tea?- Thank you.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Only thing is, Lucy's finished off the milk.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Like I said, we weren't expecting anyone. I will make sure we get some for tonight.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Ian, I appreciate this, I really do.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33But I need to get back to the B&B, sort things out once and for all.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Sounds like a plan.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38But you're always welcome here.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Whoa!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Ayesha wrote this?
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Yes!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And you, what, just... came across it?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I was tidying up.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59It's to Rashid?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02No, no, no. She just mentions him...there.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Hmm.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh... Oh-ho-ho!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's quite impassioned.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Masood, it is obscene!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16She should not even know what THAT is.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19HE CHUCKLES
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Yeah.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Well, look, she's got a crush on someone, so what?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26So what?! I am in charge of that girl, huh?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29What if she goes off with the first man that winks at her?
0:02:29 > 0:02:34And then she ends up defiled. Or pregnant. Or worse still - in love.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36What are we going to do about it?
0:02:45 > 0:02:46It's Tamwar.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Or it's Fattyboy.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55OK, you know what, you go out on your round,
0:02:55 > 0:02:58you take her with you and you see how she reacts with the two of them,
0:02:58 > 0:03:00and see when she acts the most...loose.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Why me?- Because I have a venue to find
0:03:03 > 0:03:04for a wedding reception in February.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And I've got a guest list to whittle down.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08All right, fine.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Masood!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Ayesha!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Has anyone seen my hairclip? The one with the flower on it.- I dunno.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, yes or no? I had it in here yesterday and it's just disappeared.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28- You'll just have to look for it then. - All right, I only wanted help finding my hairclip.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Well, you'll excuse us
0:03:29 > 0:03:32if we're not all jumping to help you after yesterday.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35- You're blaming me?- What were you thinking of, inviting Dexter?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Well, I didn't know who he was.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ava's not going to want to speak to us, and I don't blame her.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And that is down to you, young lady.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Well, don't even bother trying to be nice in this family,
0:03:44 > 0:03:46because it doesn't get you anywhere.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Someone had to say it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I told you, I need to make up the shortfall.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Look, you owe 20 quid by today or your room goes to someone else.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00- But I don't get paid till next week. - Not my look-out.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03You want to talk about your problems, go call a priest.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12I thought it'd be good if you came on my round with me,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14so that you can get to know the area.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- OK.- Yeah? Morning.- Morning.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Learn a bit about Walford, and about the Royal Mail.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25The history of the mail is the history of Britain, you know?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Morning.- Is it?
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Oh, yeah, yeah.- Hey, Masood, how you doing?- Good, good, thank you. Yeah.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34We started with Henry VIII, don't you know?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38You know, one of the best things about being a postman is
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- you get to say hello to people.- Hi.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Good morning.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47What are you looking at?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Uh, you'll be late.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55So, where do we start?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, right, well...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59First stop.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hey, they're mine!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Oh...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hey.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27What are you doing here?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29I'm having a cup of tea.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Just wasn't expecting to see you here.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I said, "I'm coming to the cafe."
0:05:35 > 0:05:37So you did, so you did.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I've got some letters for the manager.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Lucy's not in.- Yeah, well, I'll just check.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I can see she's not in... - I'll just check. Marie might know.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46How you doing, Marie?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Having a cup of tea.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58And a bun.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01They do buns here.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04And cake.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Cakes and buns.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Sometimes they do cakes at the same time as buns.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- Wow, what an amazing selection. - Yeah.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Cakes, buns...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Pastry.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Wow.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Yep.
0:06:23 > 0:06:30Right, well, off we go, then. Enjoy your tea. What have you got there?
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- A bun.- A bun? A bun. Thought so. That's lovely. Enjoy that.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Off we go now, Ayesha.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49He's funny, isn't he, Tam?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53You mean funny in a ha-ha way, right? Not in a weird way.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Which do you think he is?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Is he adopted?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01You're quite cheeky, aren't you?
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Pssst!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Go away!
0:07:22 > 0:07:23Hi.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Didn't come home last night.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29No, I stayed at Ian's.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Look, I just want to talk to you.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37- To apologise?- Not exactly.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Well, you know where the door is, then...- Yes, to apologise.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46And to admit that you were completely wrong?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Yes.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Whenever you're ready. - I am sorry, Kim.- And...
0:07:55 > 0:07:59And I was completely wrong.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03AND you should have stayed away from my man.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05And I should have stayed away from your man.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16So, did Ian make a move then?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Stop it!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Did he walk in on you in the shower?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were there!"- Hilarious.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33So, what do you reckon - it's too soon for a hug?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42If you must.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50My neck!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57- What do you want? - Can I come in?- No.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00OK. I just wanted to apologise for yesterday.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I should have just told you who I was.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Everyone's well angry at me for bringing you here, you know?
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I'm not surprised. My mum went mad at me too.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09How did you even know how to find us?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12The address was on the back of a Christmas card your nan gave my mum.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15A family photo in there.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Whoa, is that it?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18That's it.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- Come on.- I can't. The kitchen's closed.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Just get us a sandwich? I'm starving.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32I wish I could, OK, but it's past three,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and Ray's a bit of a stickler, you know. It's not me, it's him.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Great service, cheers(!) Appreciate your help.- It's not like that.
0:09:38 > 0:09:39What you after?
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Thought you were a stickler.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46I could rustle something up. Got a pie I could do with a bit of salad.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Chips and I'm yours.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Chips then. Ten minutes, yeah?
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Lovely.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Not so hard, was it? Get us a brandy and cranberry.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I've just got to pop to the shops.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10In 1840 there was the Penny Black,
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- which was the first stamp anywhere in the world.- Really?- Yeah.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18And that's why our stamps don't have the names of the countries on them.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20There was no need because no other countries had them. See?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Super Masood, my man! How you doing, man? What have you got for us?
0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Uh... Not a great deal. - Not a great deal?
0:10:28 > 0:10:33- Look at these beauties! What's this, new releases?- Just last week.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I love new stamps. Used to collect them as a kid, you know, when they were special.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Not like now - you win a race and you get a stamp and that.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42When I was kid, you had to be really important to get your head on a stamp.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44- Modern Britain, eh?- Exactly.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Did you know that we were the first ones to have stamps ever?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Well... Look, we'll see you later?
0:10:50 > 0:10:53All right then, brother. Listen, thank you for these, yeah?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Take it easy. Later on.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00He... He's a nice bloke, isn't he?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02He's an idiot.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Oh. Right, time for a break?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Mm-hmm.- OK.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Slow down!- I'm here to work. - Yeah, 'course you are.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18But minimum wage, minimum effort, yeah?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19PHONE RINGS
0:11:19 > 0:11:21All right, mate? What's happening?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'm just stuck at work, innit?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Just training up that new girl.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29No, mate, she is not!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Tomorrow?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I'm working. Whereabouts?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Oh, sounds amazing. Gutted.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- I'll work.- Who's going? - I'll work!- Hold on. What?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- I'll do your shift.- You're new. - So? Nico's not here anymore.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47You go do your thing, I do your shift and you pay me the money,
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- no-one's going to be any wiser.- I'm in.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55- But I want it now.- No way. - I want it now.- Hold on.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Sorted. Text me the details, yeah?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10What are you doing here, Shirl?
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- Earning a living.- Don't this place give you the creeps?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Bearing in mind everything that went on?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- You don't like it, go somewhere else.- Yes, sir, what can I get you?
0:12:20 > 0:12:21I'll have a chicken in a box, please.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Dexter.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Look, I'm sorry, OK?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I didn't want to make trouble.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I just wanted to see Abi and apologise.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Didn't I tell you not to come back?!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- He's all right. - You - mind your own business.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00- Look, I had to apologise, Mum.- It's not up to you what you have to do.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03You don't go behind my back, is that clear? Get on the train.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15He's a good boy, you know?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Thanks for that.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33In the late 19th century,
0:13:33 > 0:13:36there was up to 12 deliveries a day in London.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Are you serious?- Yeah, serious!
0:13:38 > 0:13:43And then there were letters to The Times complaining...
0:13:43 > 0:13:48Complaining that something that had been posted in the morning
0:13:48 > 0:13:51hadn't been delivered by lunchtime.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52And then...
0:13:52 > 0:13:55I...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Are you interested in anything I'm saying?
0:13:58 > 0:13:59Yeah.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04- Really? Do you fancy an apple?- M-hmm.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Apple.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own sandwiches!
0:14:17 > 0:14:21- I love that... - How long have you known me?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- Sorry?- Answer me!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- I don't know, about five, six years. - And have I ever lied to you?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- I don't think so.- No, exactly.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Six years and I've never lied to you, not once.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32But you see me with another guy
0:14:32 > 0:14:35and the first thought in your head is that I'm a cheat?!
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- The first thought! - Calm yourself down.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39No, don't tell me to calm down!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42He's my cousin, you idiot! My cousin.
0:14:42 > 0:14:46For six years, Jay, I've been your friend. Through police, prison...
0:14:46 > 0:14:50And you're so moody, my parents hate you, but...
0:14:50 > 0:14:53But I didn't mind, because I thought you were special.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55I thought you were a good person.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Stop! Stop smiling!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- I- was there for you.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- All the stuff with Ben,- I- was there. And how do you repay me?
0:15:04 > 0:15:07By calling ME a cheat?!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- All right.- No, no, it's not all right. I am NOT a cheat!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13I am a good person with a good heart and I love you,
0:15:13 > 0:15:16but if you can't see it then that is your problem
0:15:16 > 0:15:18but you do not take it out on me.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23I am sick of everyone taking everything out on me. I'm sick of it!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Didn't know she had it in her.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Shut the fence gate! You've never heard of Led Zeppelin?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- No.- Man, you're so sheltered.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53- Stop it. Stop!- That's criminal. Stick it in. Listen. ready?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56- Um...- Listen.- AJ!
0:15:56 > 0:16:01She's never heard of Led Zeppelin!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- It's time for you to go home now, Ayesha.- What about the rest of the round?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Oh, don't worry, I'm running late, I'll finish it off.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- I'll take her back. - No, no, no, she's my responsibility.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13You go back to the Arches.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Ayesha, come on.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17AJ!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20It's disgraceful!
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Ooh, Abi, great. Can you take that out for me please, darling?- No.- Eh?
0:16:32 > 0:16:37- I beg your pardon?- Abs, if your mum asks you to do something, just do it, will you, please.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- It's all right, Max, I can handle it. - I said, no.- Excuse me. Don't talk to her like that.- Max!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43I ain't going to sit here and let her talk to you like that, am I?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Oh, so it's OK for you to be horrible to her, but not me?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Right. What, you want to get smart with me?- Give it a rest, please.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Oh, will you stop it, both of you! You are horrible to her, Dad.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55You have been for years, and what's worse, Mum, you just let him.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Excuse me, I don't let anyone do anything.- He has another wife, Mum,
0:16:58 > 0:17:00and you are fine with it!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- What's this?- No, just, Lauren, get out. Don't get involved, please.
0:17:03 > 0:17:04Is she kicking off at you?
0:17:04 > 0:17:06I am trying to make things right!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I tried to do the right thing with Dexter
0:17:08 > 0:17:10to help someone who needed it.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14All I ever am is nice to people and they treat me like I'm rubbish!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16The only person who ever stuck up for me was Dot
0:17:16 > 0:17:19and she's not around, so I don't know why I even bother.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30- Not Fattyboy? - She thinks he's an idiot.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Well, she's not wrong there. So it's Tamwar, then?
0:17:32 > 0:17:36- She thinks he's weird.- What?! - Her words.- So who?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Urgh!
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Hey!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- This is not a juice bar.- Huh?
0:17:48 > 0:17:51We're in the middle of something here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54All right. Right on.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00There you go. Keep the change, sweetheart, hmm?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Urgh!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08What?!
0:18:08 > 0:18:12- I think so.- No...- I think so. She was laughing, looking at him...
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- Looking at him how? - Exactly how we don't want a young girl looking at him.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- The way a young girl looks at a bloke she's got a crush on. - Oh, that is a disaster.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22- What's she even doing with him? - They were sharing earphones.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26- Oh! Wait. He gave her one of his earphones?- Yeah.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30- You don't think that he's got a crush on her?- What? No!- Masood!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32No.
0:18:32 > 0:18:37- No, he couldn't.- He might! We have to put a stop to this.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- We don't know for sure.- Then we find out for sure, Masood, OK?
0:18:40 > 0:18:45Because if there's even a whisper of anything inappropriate going on, WE will be disgraced.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50That's the dining room and that's the lounge,
0:18:50 > 0:18:52so make yourself at home.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Will that keep you quiet?- Thank you.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Shirley. You got a minute, please?
0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's about me and Ray...
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I'm not sure if...
0:19:09 > 0:19:11You want to talk about your problems?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Call a priest.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Go away!
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Oh, sorry, Oscar. Come in.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- How many plates do we need? - Just me, you and Patrick.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- What about Ray? - Oh, no, he's working till ten.
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, right. I tell you what, I'll do him some dinner
0:19:51 > 0:19:53and I can just leave it in the oven, yeah?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- All right, then.- Yeah?- Nice one.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Kim?- In here!
0:20:00 > 0:20:05- Thought you were working late. - I'm on a break.- Oh, OK.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Can I have a quick word?- Yeah.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10In private.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12OK.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- I'm ending it.- What?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36Us.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41What?
0:20:41 > 0:20:46I've been thinking about it and... I just don't think it's working out.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48It's over.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53No, no, it's not.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56It is.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You can't just end it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- You can't just end it without talking about it.- There's no point.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Look, this really had nothing to do with Denise.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07All of this is my fault completely.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10What happened should never have happened in the first place. I'm sorry.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13We can work it out. We'll get through it.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- You are a piece of work, you are! - Shut up, Denise!
0:21:16 > 0:21:17You would rather cut and run
0:21:17 > 0:21:19than just admit that you're a liar and you're a cheat.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Shut up, Denise!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Ray, look, just between us.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26She doesn't have to be here. Just me and you. Please. Don't do this.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- Please!- Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe.- Ray, don't...
0:21:29 > 0:21:32All I can tell you is I am sorry. All right, listen to me.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36Look, I know this is not the best way to do it, right, but I don't think it's going to work.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- It's not going to work out, babe. - It's going to work out. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- It's going to work out.- Leave it, Kim.- It's going to work out, Ray!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Ray, please... Ray, Ray, please!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Look, I can change, yeah?
0:21:48 > 0:21:52I can change. I don't have to be like this. Whatever you want, Ray.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Please, just tell me. - Come on, Kim, it's over, all right?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- It was fun while it lasted but now it's finished.- Ray...
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Look, I need you to just be classy and just walk away, all right?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06But, Ray, I love you, Ray. Don't that mean anything? Please.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I'm sorry, all right?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Look, it was never going to work, man.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14We're just too different.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Ray!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Ray, don't leave me!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24- Get off.- It's all right, darling.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Get off!
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Look, this is for the best, Kim. I promise you.- For the best?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- This is all your fault.- My fault?
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Look, we were OK before you decided to come into our relationship.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Before you decided to ruin the best relationship I ever had in my life.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I didn't decide anything!
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Just because you couldn't stand the fact that I was happy.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48You couldn't stand the fact that I fell in love.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52And look at you, huh? Angry, miserable.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56No husband, no children, no nothing.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I don't want to see you again.
0:23:00 > 0:23:05I want you out of my life and I want you out of my house.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Kim...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Kim!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28SHE SOBS
0:23:46 > 0:23:50- You know, I didn't realise the Post Office had so much history.- Urgh!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- What?- You got the riveting Post Office lecture.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Ayesha, Ayesha, you're here.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- And it is riveting, actually. - I found it interesting.- Thank you.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02OK, Ayesha, it's very, very exciting. Would you like some rice?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Here, let me.- No, it's fine, I can manage. There you go.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Hey, guess what I found out today.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12There are still people in this country, yeah,
0:24:12 > 0:24:14who haven't heard of Led Zeppelin!
0:24:14 > 0:24:18- Ayesha.- Eh? Ah? See, this is the problem with sheltered environments.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Creating young Britons unequipped to deal with the real world.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22I think it's an outrage.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25You know what, nobody cares what you think, yeah?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Nobody cares about your stupid music groups either.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- Something troubling you, Basanti? - Actually, there is something...
0:24:30 > 0:24:32OK, all right, yes, shall we just go through to the kitchen
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and check on the rest of the food, shall we?
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Thank you, everyone.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47- What's the matter with you? - He's all over her.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50That's why I've separated them, and that's the way they'll stay.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52So for tonight, can you just serve the food, top up the drinks,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54and leave it to me!
0:24:54 > 0:24:57- OK, I'm fine. - You're not fine, Zainab.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Just pull your head in and let me handle things, OK?
0:25:00 > 0:25:05Oh, you're very sexy when you're commanding.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13There we go.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15- That looks good.- Lovely.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Hello, darling.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You all right, Abs?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Here, come and sit down.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- What?- What?
0:25:25 > 0:25:27DOORBELL RINGS
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Do you want to get that?
0:25:29 > 0:25:30No, I'm going to lay the table.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33I'll get it then.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34No, no, I'll go.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39- I'm laying the table. - She's always getting the door.- Oh.
0:25:42 > 0:25:43I'm sorry.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I should have trusted you.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51So...
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I'll see you tomorrow?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Who was that, Abs?
0:26:12 > 0:26:16- Jay.- Did he get the hairdryer treatment an' all, did he?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18She frightened the life out of me.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Come on, darling, come and sit down. Here you are.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26- Abs, I'm going to sort this stuff out with Kirsty.- Really?
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Yeah. We're a family, aren't we?
0:26:30 > 0:26:35- That looks really nice. - Thanks.- All right.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Let's get stuck in, shall we?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54You did not. You are absolutely lying.
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Did I never tell you this? - You never met Chris Martin!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Do you even know who Chris Martin is?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02- Yes.- I did.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03When?
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Four or five years ago.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09I was in Oxford on a works thing.
0:27:09 > 0:27:14It was a sunny day and I decided to walk back...
0:27:14 > 0:27:15to the hotel.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18And?
0:27:20 > 0:27:23And I saw this guy changing his tyre, and he was struggling a bit,
0:27:23 > 0:27:26so I decided to give him a hand.
0:27:26 > 0:27:30We got chatting, he said he was in a band. What are they called?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- Coldplay.- There you go. - Unbelievable.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Was he a nice bloke?- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Really lovely. Really normal.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40His spare was a bit flat, but no-one's perfect.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44You know, I thought he'd have a better car than that... Zainab!
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Have we got any pudding? - Yes, of course.- OK.- Fine.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- Is everyone ready?- Yes, please.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- OK, I'll bring it in. - What was it?
0:27:57 > 0:27:59What kind of car was it, you liar?
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Uh...
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Dad, what kind of car was it?
0:28:05 > 0:28:06I don't remember.
0:28:06 > 0:28:09Ha-ha!
0:28:17 > 0:28:19Oh...
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