0:00:26 > 0:00:27What is all the noise about?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Your sister's ill. Right, there you go.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Right, put your head up. Well done.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34What's wrong with you, then?
0:00:34 > 0:00:35I'm going to fail.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37You are not going to fail.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Well, I haven't slept, my head is killing me -
0:00:39 > 0:00:41how am I meant to do two exams like this?
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Don't be like that.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Lauren, would you go to the shop, get some paracetamol?
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Mum, I've just woken up.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ooh, I'm sorry, are we making you late for work?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- I don't mind going. - You can't. You haven't got time.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- Are you all right to take Oscar to the dentist later? - Why, where are you going?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57- I've got an auction. I told you. - Did you? I don't remember.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Well, I did.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00I'll see you later.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02ABI SIGHS Abi, good luck, baby.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07If I mess up these exams, I don't get the grades.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11And if I don't get the grades, I don't get into uni. And then I end up...
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Oh, like me?- Do you want a hot lemon and honey, yeah?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16No, that won't make a difference!
0:01:16 > 0:01:18I might have some ibuprofen upstairs.
0:01:30 > 0:01:31You going to stand there all day or what?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Come on, Kat, don't worry about 'em. It's only a job.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah.- Oi, you're late.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40What are you going to do? Dock my wages on my first day?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Here, listen, don't worry about her.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49If she says anything, I have no problem knocking her spark out.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51No, Bianca, leave it. It's not worth it.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Come on, let's go, it's freezing.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58What's the matter, you got lead in your boots?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06SHE SIGHS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08SNORING
0:02:10 > 0:02:12You have a bed. This is not it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15HE GASPS, SHE CHUCKLES
0:02:16 > 0:02:18That was cold.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19And gin.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Is this your plan, huh?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Woo the girl with your naked flesh? - Zee?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Can you come in here and sort your brother out?- What have I done?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29What have...? You think this is acceptable?
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Parading around in your smalls, corrupting an innocent girl?
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Is everything OK?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Hello, good morning, Ayesha! Everything's fine. We're just...
0:02:38 > 0:02:41This is us starting our day off. It's a Masood family tradition.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Would you like to go and help yourself to some breakfast?- OK.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48OK. Masood, can you go with her?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Keep her as far away as possible from that.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Ayesha...
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Is that my jumper?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I-I didn't know it was yours. I was cold.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- Do you want it back?- Oh, er... No, no, no. You...keep it on.
0:03:05 > 0:03:11I... I... I've got to get Kamil ready for nursery. I...
0:03:21 > 0:03:22They ain't got any plasters.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Keep an eye on him. You stay with your uncle Jack, all right?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- All right, mate?- Is he all right?
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah, he'll be fine.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Magic Sponge in my day.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38That before they invented antiseptic, was it?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Did you fall? Let's see what I've got for you.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43You've got a way with kids, have you?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46How about...one of these?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- What do you think you're doing? - I'm trying to help.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51What, by choking him?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I'll leave it to the boys, then, shall I?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56I can see you two are more than capable.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Let's have a look at you.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05TELEVISION PLAYS
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, are my eyes still red?
0:04:07 > 0:04:11No, darling. Stop worrying, you look fine. It's going to be fine.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Pure Cod 1 and Pure Cod 2.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You know those modules back to front. I know you do.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Mum, it's Pure Core, not Cod. - You know what I mean.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22The point is, I'm very, very proud of you.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Mum...- What? Can't a mother tell her daughter how proud she is?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29- That not very cool, no, in 2013? - Good luck, Abs.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Thanks.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Good luck! Right, give us a call, soon as you've finished,
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- tell us how it went, all right? Bye-bye, darling.- See you.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- BOTH: See you. - Bye. Oh, bless her.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45- She'll be all right, though, won't she?- Of course she will. She'll be fine.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47She's going to go far with her brains, goodness me.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49MOBILE RINGS
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Oh, hello, Lola.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Oh, dear.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh, right. Um...
0:04:55 > 0:04:58do you think you could make it in maybe for the afternoon?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01No, Poppy's on a course.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06All right, yep, OK, just give us a call if you feel better.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08All right, then. Bye, Lola. Bye.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Ohh. Happy Monday, Tanya(!)
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I could go in, help you out.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Why not? Is it just Abi that you're proud of?
0:05:26 > 0:05:30Why does it have to be AJ that she likes? Of all the people in all the whole world...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33We don't know it's AJ. Not for sure. I'm not convinced it's AJ.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37Who else could it be? Face it, that girl has terrible taste in men.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I mean, why couldn't she just like our Tamwar? You know, he's young,
0:05:40 > 0:05:44he's virile, his legs are far more shapely than AJ's...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Did AJ have rickets as a child?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48What have I done?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, unbelievable!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Can we just take a second and talk about this calmly? Er...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Where are you going?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- I've been put to work. - It's nice to go out, isn't it?
0:05:58 > 0:05:59I'm looking forward to it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01- You sort your brother out, OK? - MOBILE RINGS
0:06:01 > 0:06:04I want to put an end to this lusting once and for all.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Bruv, bruv, tell him I'm sick!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Has she said anything to you? Ayesha?
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Has she said anything about...?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22About?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27All right, forget it. Just stay out of the way, OK?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32MOBILE RINGS
0:06:32 > 0:06:35HE GROANS
0:06:49 > 0:06:53You all right? You been up to see Tommy?
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Yeah. Couldn't prise him away from Jean, though.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Little love.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- Bianca's doing out the front...- OK. - ..and I'm doing the back.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Division of labour. It's good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Kat, I don't want things to be awkward between us,
0:07:11 > 0:07:14- you know, after last week. - No. They won't. They won't.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Listen, I know it's not much,
0:07:16 > 0:07:18but it's not every day someone turns 50, so...
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Oi, you, shut your trap!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Ray needs to start prepping in here in a minute, OK?- Right, yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31- You got everything you need? - Yes, thank you.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51SHE SIGHS
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Perfect. Thank you. Yeah. We'll see you then.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Thursday at four.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59OK, bye. Bye.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02There you go. Well done. So you've...
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Oh, you've booked her in for Wednesday at four o'clock.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08That's the Wednesday column there. Oh, never mind.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12Give her a call, rebook. Hello, love.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Hi. Hello.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Oh, I thought we were meeting for lunch?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Yeah. Yeah, we are, babe.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21- Look, Fats wants us to go down the pub later. You up for it? - Mrs Dickinson, hi,
0:08:21 > 0:08:23it's Lauren again from Booty's. Yeah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25(I'm really busy, Joey.)
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Yeah, basically, I'm really sorry about this,
0:08:28 > 0:08:31but Thursday we're actually fully booked.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I know. Would you be able to come in on Wednesday?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yep, same time, four o'clock.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Perfect. Thank you. Thank you, bye.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Ahh!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Ayesha, if you're going to do it, do it properly.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- You're going to have to help her... - What is going on?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50She's gone mad.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Did you speak to him?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55It's a little bit more delicate than we thought.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57If you're not going to deal with this, then I will.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00I've spoken to AJ - he's not in the business of encouraging her.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05- So let me just speak to Ayesha and get her side of the story. - I'll tell you how the story ends.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08If you keep pushing, you will drive them further together.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10We've all read Romeo And Juliet.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11Oh!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Ayesha, grab your coat. Early lunch.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Don't you dare let me down. - All right.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- Where did you get this? It's a death trap.- I borrowed it.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24I didn't know it was going to break down. Mum, where are you going?
0:09:24 > 0:09:29Walking. To my interview. Thanks for that(!)
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, I think it's just one of those 24 hour things, you know.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Just a quiet day in bed. Oh, cheers, Phil.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Oi, listen, mate, is there a garage around here?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49TABLE CREAKS
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Sorry, was that you?
0:09:51 > 0:09:55- No.- Table leg.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Easy mistake.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Table leg, real leg.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06I'm sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Me? Uncomfortable? No. HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Uncle-Ji...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14What I do need to know...is...erm...
0:10:16 > 0:10:21..the leg...the caressing...
0:10:23 > 0:10:25It wasn't for me, was it?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Oh.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34OK.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Wow. Erm...
0:10:43 > 0:10:47You know Zainab thinks you have feelings for AJ?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53You mean throwing water over Uncle AJ isn't a Masood family tradition?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I didn't...plan for it, if that makes sense?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08No, it doesn't. Explain it to me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11I can't.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Uncle-Ji, I don't even understand it myself.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Well...maybe I do understand it.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- You lost your father very suddenly... - This isn't about my father.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31I know, I'm not saying it is, but subconsciously it might be.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ayesha, I remember my first crush.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I was about 10 or 11.
0:11:38 > 0:11:43I was in the playground and my friend comes over to me and he says, "Meera loves you."
0:11:46 > 0:11:50My heart started to beat faster and I started to sweat,
0:11:50 > 0:11:51and then I looked over, and...
0:11:53 > 0:11:55..there she was,
0:11:55 > 0:11:58just staring right back at me,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00this beautiful thing, just...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04..just staring.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05What did you do?
0:12:06 > 0:12:10I ran away. SHE LAUGHS
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Ayesha, what I'm trying to say is...
0:12:14 > 0:12:17..people react differently to situations and events.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You've been through a huge trauma. Whether you realise it or not,
0:12:21 > 0:12:24you still have to come to terms with it.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Thank you...for being so nice.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Have you spoken to your dad today? - Relax, Mum. He's at that auction.
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Yeah. Right, I shouldn't be any later than three o'clock.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Unless you want to take Oscar to the dentist?
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Cos you don't trust me here? - No. Of course I...trust you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55I might not be taking my two maths exams today, Mum,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57but I am capable of answering a phone.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59I'm going. I'll see you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01See you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18You OK?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Look, you made a mistake. We all make mistakes.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Let's say no more about it and I'll sort things out with Zee.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33I'll be discreet.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Dessert?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Why not?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Thank you, Masood.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51You're a very kind man.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02(Masood.)
0:14:05 > 0:14:07You're having a laugh. I ain't helping you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10- Stop being stupid. Abi said you would.- Speaking to you now, is she? - Yeah, she is.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- When did you speak to her? - Just a minute ago.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Nice one - she's in the exam and her phone's off.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Listen, you'll have to get this out of here - I've got a cam belt change due in.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- What, you run this place by yourself?- Yeah. Most of the time.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Sometimes. Well, not really. What's it to you?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Look, let me use the kit and I'll give you a hand with the cam belt.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28And what do you know about cars?
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Enough to know it'll be quicker if I help. Deal?
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Finally. Working isn't all late starts and early breaks, you know. Here.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46It's not AJ.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49What? Then who? Who is it?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Zee, we have to let this one go. She's been through a terrible time.
0:14:52 > 0:14:57You know, all this - the letter, the lusting - it's classic displacement.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Classic displacement...?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04- You know who it is, don't you? - Sorry, guys, on lunch shift. Cheers.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Either you tell me or I'm going to go ask her myself.- It's Ray.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09What, him?!
0:15:09 > 0:15:12Yeah. It's just a small crush, Zee.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Just promise me you won't say anything.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Ray?!- Zee!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18OK, fine, I promise.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20The sooner that we find her a respectable man,
0:15:20 > 0:15:22the sooner I can relax.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Come on, put some muscle into it!
0:15:27 > 0:15:31Abi called. And she said the two exams went really well.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34She's answered all the questions so she's feeling much better.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38That's good, isn't it? Oh, where did you find that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Does it matter where I found it?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42No, of course not. It's not like it's a secret or anything.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45It was just a little chat with my old nurse.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Went well, did it?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54So how come when you were meant to be at the hospital last Wednesday,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56you were giving Roxy Mitchell a pedicure?
0:15:56 > 0:16:00Yes, it turns out I can use the booking system, after all.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02Well, it was a mistake, wasn't it?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Probably. I mean, you made one yourself this morning.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06You see how easy it is.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08PHONE RINGS
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Are you going to answer that?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Lauren, I'm not going to get into this with you.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Honestly, you wouldn't understand,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- it was just a little chat with my old nurse. - RINGING CONTINUES
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Well, are you going to make another appointment?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Are you going to answer the phone?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24RINGING CONTINUES
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Good afternoon, Booty's. How can I help you?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Yes, of course. What day would be good for you?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Let me have a look for you.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Yeah, that should be fine. What sort of time?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Zee, do I really need to be doing this on my day off?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47If I want the regional manager's job, then I have to show initiative,
0:16:47 > 0:16:49and this is initiative.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50This is slave labour.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Zainab, I ain't being funny, but this milk is two days old.
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- You have got some nerve.- Have I?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Mum...- You think I don't know that the Vic has its own special delivery of milk every morning?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- We ran out. What's the problem? - Zee, give him his refund.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07That poor girl has been through an unimaginable ordeal, all right?
0:17:07 > 0:17:11So you are just a rebound. Nothing more than that, OK?
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- So this tiptoeing courtship of yours, it can end any time.- What?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- What? You think I like him? - SHE LAUGHS
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- You can drop the act, Ayesha, we read the letter, we know you like him.- Oh!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22You read my letter?
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Not on purpose.- What letter?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I think there's been a... misunderstanding.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Well, actually, you are kind of cute.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30- Hey!- All right, that's enough!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I think it's time for you to go.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- Zainab is sorry about the milk. - I am not!
0:17:34 > 0:17:39- And that money's for you. Please don't talk to Ayesha like that again. - All right.- Thank you. Sorry.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46Somebody needs to tell me exactly what is going on here.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Kat, what are you doing?
0:17:53 > 0:17:55This was supposed to be done two hours ago.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Yeah, I'll get the swing of it by tomorrow.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Bianca's just finishing off in the toilets. Hello, Amy.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Hey, darling, what you got there? - Amy, you ready?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Um... She's got one of Tommy's toys. - Has she? That's nice.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Amy, come on, let's go. - Amy, hold on a minute, darling.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Don't tell my daughter what to do, OK?
0:18:12 > 0:18:16Yeah, well, if you didn't let her take Tommy's toys, I wouldn't have to. Can I have that?
0:18:16 > 0:18:20Amy, you go wait and in the bar for Mummy, OK? Go on. Be a good girl.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22All right, now, that is enough.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- I don't know who you think you are. - Really?- Yeah, really!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oi, oi, what's with the racket, eh?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Nothing. I was just getting Tommy's toy back from Amy, that's all.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- OK, so what's the problem, then? - ROXY LAUGHS
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- What are you smirking at?- Kat, don't start, darling, all right?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Look at her - giving orders like she's the Queen of Sheba. - You know what?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40All I've done is be nice to you
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- and all you've done is come in here shouting the odds again.- Yeah?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- Well, you can stick your nice and you can stick your job!- Good.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52- Can you believe that? Can you believe that?!- Let it go, Rox.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56- You get Jean back here, all right? Cos she's gone and the other one's gone as well, all right?- Sssh!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Stop shouting. Calm down.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01It's not worth it, all right? Just... Come on.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Let it go, yeah?
0:19:07 > 0:19:12I don't care that she didn't tell me, just lying to my face - that's pathetic.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15It's like she don't remember what happened last time.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Well, why don't you go and talk to her, eh?
0:19:18 > 0:19:21No, I'm done talking now.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24FRONT DOOR OPENS
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Sorry, I didn't know there was anyone in.- You all right?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yeah, I'm fine.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Yeah, you were right, your valve stem oil seal's knackered.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- Oh. Can you get one at trade price? - Over my dead body.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Phil, do you know Dexter?
0:19:45 > 0:19:48No, I don't. Is he paying?
0:19:49 > 0:19:53No, I didn't think so. Now, get this motor out of here and get cracking on what I pay you to do.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Hold on, can I just say...? - No, you can't say anything.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Excuse me? Is there a problem? - And you are?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01No, it's all right, Mum. I got this.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04Mummy to the rescue. Do me a favour!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Listen, old man, I don't know who you are or what you want.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- I own this place.- Then you should be thanking me for helping out Jay.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I'll thank you when you pay me some money.
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I've got money. How much is it?
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Mum, what's wrong with you? Put it away, man, we ain't got it. I'm dealing with it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19So what do you know about motors?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I watch Top Gear every week.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- No, I'm joking. I could strip these in my sleep.- All right.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28You come back tomorrow and you pay me back in time.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30Now, get this place cleaned up.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36So how was the interview, Mum?
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Yeah, fine. Did he just offer you a job?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Stop crowding me!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46But it smells so good.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- You won't be able to smell anything in a minute if you don't back up! - Everything all right, Zee?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53I don't know, why don't you ask Ray?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK, I'm still a bit confused as to what actually happened.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- Yes, that makes two of us. - Here, you - make yourself useful.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03So she doesn't actually like Ray but she wrote him a letter?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04No, she didn't.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Why would she like Ray, anyway?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09OK, sure, you look at Ray and you think, "Ooh, steak,
0:21:09 > 0:21:14"sirloin, meaty." Am I right, Zainab?
0:21:14 > 0:21:19- Huh?- But after steak, you feel bloated, cheap. Ayesha is classy.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- She's more...sushi than steak. - All right.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25Look, can we just respect her privacy, please? Just a little?
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Thank you, Masood. This is what I'm saying.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30A piece of skirt like that deserves respect, innit?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- I'm all about the feminism. I bet that letter was proper dirty, though.- Oi, that's enough!
0:21:34 > 0:21:38- Give me a taster... - ZAINAB CLEARS HER THROAT
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Oh. Hi.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42AJ CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:21:42 > 0:21:43How are you?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I wanted some water.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49And instead you got an earful from a Neanderthal. All of you, out, please.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Will you just help me finish laying the table, please?
0:21:52 > 0:21:53That means now, Tam. Let's go.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55- Out.- OK!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Ah, isn't that nice?
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Finally some peace and quiet.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13It's why I like to cook. You know, it gives me some me time,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17some time to just relax... in private.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22Which is what you have here, Ayesha. You have privacy...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24if you want it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27But if you leave things lying about like that, then, you know...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I understand. Thank you.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36CUTLERY RATTLES
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Yeah, yeah, you know, that skirting board,
0:22:41 > 0:22:44that's going to need replacing.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47These are on me.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49No, they ain't.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50It's just a drink.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- What?- Why don't you go home, eh? Go and see your wife.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06You know, the other one.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08See you later.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Service that bad, is it?- In what world do you think this ends well?
0:23:16 > 0:23:19So there were, like, 15 of us, right...
0:23:19 > 0:23:23- 15? Wow.- Yeah, and there were four modules to complete.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27And at the end they gave us this, like, little USB with all the presentations on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30You know what? I think I've got it in here somewhere. It's so cool.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32And the guy who was, like, running it all,
0:23:32 > 0:23:35he said I had a natural talent.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38Oh, you see? That is my baby. Look at you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- Now, you see this guy?- Mmm. - He wasn't sexier than Fats, was he?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43How could he be sexier than you?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, you sexy little thing, you.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Come here. You're so beautiful. You're so clever.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- POPPY GIGGLES - Look at your hair, so shiny.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Lauren, how drunk are you? Eh?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Just get me the same again.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Actually, no, I'll have slimline this time, yeah? Thank you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12You all right?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28May I be excused?
0:24:38 > 0:24:42- So when do I get to see this letter? - Good day at work, was it?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44- I was ill.- You were hungover.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Excuse me.
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Ayesha? Er...
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Zainab found the letter. We weren't rooting around.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59And I'm really sorry about that whole Ray thing.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05It's not your fault. You were just protecting us.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Was I? Yeah, well, I suppose I was.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Thank you, Masood.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15You know, for not telling Aunty-Ji who the letter was really for.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Yes, that's because you said it didn't mean anything.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20So why not tell her the truth?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Because there's no truth to tell.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Listen, Ayesha, I've tried to be nice and understanding about all this,
0:25:27 > 0:25:31but whatever you're feeling, it's not real, and it has to end now. Do you understand?
0:25:46 > 0:25:48KNOCK AT DOOR
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Who is it?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It's Bianca.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03You all right?
0:26:08 > 0:26:12You're lucky I didn't keep it all for myself.
0:26:12 > 0:26:13Cheers.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15She paid us for a full day.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18And, yeah, I got the sack and all.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20I'm sorry, Bianca.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22It's all right. Look, you left these.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23Oh.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I forgot about them.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30None of this would have happened if you'd have just let me knock her out.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32BOTH LAUGH
0:26:32 > 0:26:37- Roxy wasn't really up for talking about any kind of pay-off, but I got this.- She gave it to you?
0:26:37 > 0:26:40No, but finders keepers, I say.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I'll get the glasses.
0:27:04 > 0:27:07- Where did you get Cora's keys from? - They're not Cora's, they're Poppy's.
0:27:07 > 0:27:11- You nicked them? Lauren, she's going to notice.- Yes, well, we'd better be quick, then.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Oh, I say.
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